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Hi! Splotchpelt here!

Formerly Mooncloud of RiverClan

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Splotch's Advice for Living And Other Funny Thoughts

This is the most important part of myprofile page, and probably the funniest.

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention"

People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

"Impossible is simply a word that is always used by people with no courage or even resolve so they can live in their small world without ever really standing up and actually making a difference."

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" - W. C. Fields

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield that the bug hits.

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."-- Dr. Seuss

"Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's finding an imperfect person perfectly."

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, then it never was.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

-There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Don't you just love stereotypes

Bold is stuff that applies, (ish) means it kind of applies, but I don't always feel that way about myself.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (ish)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (ish)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Flute FTW)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I love FIRE so I must be a pyromaniac

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. AMEN TO THAT!!!

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." (if you pass this on, you will be accepted into Team Awesome-ness)

If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshineand perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,


Made my eyes tear up... I love you too, Jesus!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


Please pass it on.

God Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time past quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as if he were waiting for her. She began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything he could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she was not alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, we're never alone. Did you know 98 percent of teens will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of people won't repost this?

Re-post if you truely believe in God, and even if you don't. God and Jesus are heroes!

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I am real. I eat food (and sometimes too much). I throw my hair up sometimes. i can live without makeup, or my phone, or my boyfriend. I know who I am. If you are a real woman, who knows who she is, copy this to your profile and sign your name. Splotchpelt

1: Real Name: Grace2.Your nobody name (take all the letters of your first name,mix them around and put an"x" where you think it should go): Gexrac (What in the name of Glee?!)

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Graizzle (...)

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav.animal): Purple Zebra (Yay! :D)

5.Your Soap Opera name(your middle name and the street you live on): Elizabeth Promenade (*shakes head sadly*)

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): Doxgr (:S)

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink): Lime Green Mt. Dew (?)

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): Louise Micheal

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Molly

Type your name with your knuckles: grace (Wow. Easy.)

Type your name with your nose: grace (COOL! =D)

Type your name w/ your feet: ghrsac tttre(crap)

Type your name without looking: Gavr


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." (Of course the day I sprained my ankle, I hadn't taken a shower.)

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

LOVE RANDOMNESS! Put this on your profile if you are random, and proud of it. Pie. I am a turkey. Cheez. KETCHUP! Mr. Banana had a mushroom! HAHAHAHAHA!

If you absolutely LOVE copy and pastes, do so!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko (Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer), Fear the Silly People (Gaara, Zetsu, Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu, Waluigi (Don't ask...), and King Boo), infamousplot (Envy, Suigetsu, Hidan, Uryu, Hanataro, Wallace (Scott Pilrgrim vs. the world), Naruto (just a little), Axel, Alphonse Elric (tin cans are adorable) Envy, Envy, ENVY (Me wanna rape you!!! XD), xX Princess Of Xing Xx (Envy!!! {and I still do}, Ed!!! {I think I still do… well, I like short people… NOT THAT KIND OF SHORT TO DM ALCHEMIST}, Kimblee!!! {No freaking way anymore!}, Greedling!!! {I think I still like him… I mean, he’s cool and all}) Splotchpelt- James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin(I love Maruaders!) Cedric Diggory , Ron Weasley, Nico (from PJO), Percy Jackson, Jake Black Seth Clearwater, Fang, Iggy,and... that's it.

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this onto your profile

2. Tonks
3. Sirius
4. Bellatrix
5. Ron
6. Draco
7. Ginny
8. Lily
9. Luna
10. Severus
11. Hermione
12. Lupin

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

DracoxHermione? Oh yes, I'm afraid I've seen far too many of those. And no, I have no desire to read them. RonxHermione all the way.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Bellatrix. Well, we're both girls, so it would be awkward to think that she's hot, but I believe she is described to have a shadow of fformer beauty, or something like that.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I'm certain there's a fanfic somewhere.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah I forgot what it's called. It was really good, she writes to Draco through a notebook. It was cute.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. They're cousins for crying out loud!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Ron and Luna. Snape and Ron? Ew.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She wouldn't be that surprised, a little creeped out, but not surprised.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

I can't think of anything. I'm tired. Can't we all just be Death Eaters?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Full Moon

11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?


12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Oh, but I wouldn't.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't know. No one likes Ron anymore.

14. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

It wouldn't be.

15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?.

"Turn to page 394."

16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Alligator Sky, or something else by Owl City.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

I washed my hair just for you.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

What is het?

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

As long as Hermione's not drawing, we're good.

15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Molly and Ginny are in a happy relationship until Luna runs off with Bellatrix. Molly, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Hermione and a brief unhappy affair with Lupin, then follows the wise advice of Ron and finds true love with Sirius.

16. What title would you give this fic?


17. (1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (9). After (8) dumps (1) for (2), (6) gets upset and retaliates by dating (12). Alone and broken-hearted, (1) travels in search of a friend. Finally, (1) meets (4) and (7). The three loners meet (10), who tells each of them to look for love. Finally (4) finds (3), (7) gets (11), but now (1) is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with (6) and (12)!

Molly and Lily, are in a happy relationship until Ron runs off with Luna. After Lily dumps Molly for Tonks (wtf?), Draco gets upset and retaliates by dating Lupin (again, wtf). Alone and broken hearted, Molly travels in search of a friend. Finally, Molly meets Bellatrix and Ginny. The three loners meet Severus ( HAHAHAHAHA) who tells each of them to look for love. Finally Sirius finds Bellatrix (This would be a good couple if it had no gross incest) , Ginny gets Hermione (ummm), but now Molly is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Draco and Lupin (mffffh...).

19) What would the genre(s) be?

Craziness and Stupidity. and CRACK!!!!!

20) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!


Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

Fave is Deathly Hallows. Why would anyone NOT like that book? Lest fave is Chamber of Secrets, but I'm really not sure why...

Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

Fave is DHI or HBP. Least Fave:OP no quidditch.

Question 3:Who is your favorite character?


Question 4:What is your favorite spell?

Expecto Patronoum, at least that's what I say to be deep.

Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?


Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?


Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

Luna Loveawesomegood

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Slytherpuff. Passive agressive, but sweet

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?


Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

Draco or Neville.

Question 11:Who would be your best friend?

I roll with Lovegood

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

I wonder what would happen if I was friends with a duck?

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?

House elves

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Mama Umbridge? Prob'ly Sounds fun!

Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Luna or Ginny. I'm gonna be a ginger this year

Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

My birthday, from my parents.. I know awesome family right?

Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter?

I wanted something big to read during MAP testing in 3rd Grade. I finished the first book in a day or so.

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

Hard to say. Making a FB page. It's called "Dear Nhympadora, your mother's name was Andromeda, It could be worse." You should like it

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Thunderpants starring Rupert Grint. It was good. I'm sure I'd have seen Ballet Shoes anyway, but Emma caught my eye.

Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts. I dont speak French or Russian

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?


Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

He was a jerkass with greasy hair.

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?

I write it a bit, read it a lot. Wish I wrote more.

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Accio. Don't we all? No more looking for whatever you lost, and you don't have to FIND your Hufflepuff buddies either.

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?


Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

Ron and Hermione's first kiss.

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

Luna would have ended up with Draco or Dean

Question 29:Would you join the DA?


Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

Nah. I ship Bellamort though.

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Honestly? Andromeda Black. Not Tonks, Black. It's just a better last name.

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?

Unicorn hair?

Question 33:What would your pet be?

An owl, named Hydrangea :)

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

Weasley or Lovegood.

Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?


Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?

No true Hufflepuff wouldn't say the cup.

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?


Question 38:What would your patronus be?

A cute puppy.

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?


Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?


Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes of course!!!

Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family?

Sirius n Bella

Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Ginny, she kicks ass

Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?


Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Tom, he's hot.

Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

Splotchpelt should totally play EVERYONE IN HP!!! (I wish)

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

Not that anyone cares, but probably wear somethin' floaty.

Question 48:How many times have you read the series?

I admit, a million times. Not nessicarily in order, though

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?


Question 50:Did you like this survey?


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) I'm just evil... It fits my personality!

I got this from flyaway111 who got it from St. Fang of Boredom who got it from Randomitis Sufferer, who got it from BellaRide28. This is so true:
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place:
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.

List your ten favorite Warriors characters in no particular order:

1. Whitestorm
2. Willowpelt
3. Bluestar
4. Graystripe
5. Cinderheart
6. Sorreltail
7. Jayfeather
8. Stormfur
9. Mistystar
10. Crookedstar

1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Bluestar and Cinderheart- No

2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4? If Mistystar was looking for a mate, would she choose SOrreltail or Graystripe?

Graystripe, even though she would be breaking the unwritten code of the best friends!

3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7? Could I see Whitestorm and Crookedstar fighting over Jayfeather?


4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8. Think of a plot for a love story involving Stormfur and Willowpelt.

Umm... I don't know! ho would read that story anyway!!!

5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out? What would happen if Jayfeather walked in on Cinderheart and Crookedstar making out?

Um, technically, Jayfeather wouldn't be able to see them, so he wouldn't really do anything unless he scented them.

6) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3? Would Graystripe rather make out with Stormfur or slap Bluestar?


7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2? Has there ever been a fanfic about Whitestorm & Willowpelt?

Not enough!!

8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like? What would kits between Sorreltail and Stormfur look like?

hmm. Tortoiseshells with amber eyes.

9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7? What pickup line would Graystripe use on Jayfeather?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by again? *Graystripe gets clawed* (Getit? He can't see! lol)

10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with? If Bluestar and Sorreltail got in a fight, who would Stormfur side with?


List ten of your own OC Characters (You can be included) in any order.

1. Splotchpelt
2. Mooncloud
3. Featherstream
4. Greeneyes
5. Hunter
6. Oakleaf
7. Sunheart
8. Darkstar
9. Dandelionheart
10. Darkstare

Only Mooncloud appears in anything at the moment. Others will come later. Darkstare (my mentor) and Darkstar (my kit) ARE different cats. Darkstar was named after Darkstare and somehow became leader.

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened? Darkstar walks into darkstare's room while he's changing, what happens?


Me:Calm down, I'll punish him later

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple. Featherstream and Greeneyes are fighting, but then Oakleaf comes in and brings the two together as a couple.

Featherstream: I don't care if my Grandpa adopted you get the hey outa my family.

Greeneyes: Frikin make me! My dad is way more evil than your dad any way!

They fight*

Oakleaf: Splotchpelt do I have to say it.

Me: *mock hurt* I thought you loved me?

Oakleaf:You know when you fight someone it means you like them.

They shudder*

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!" Hunter and Jamie are talking when Sunheart runs in yelling "I love Splotchpelt!"

Hunter: How's your brother?

Dandelionheart: Good. Mooncloud?

Hunter: Good. Nightcloud?

Sunheart: I love Splotchpelt!

Dandelionheart: She's good.

They both nonchalantly take a long sip of coffee.*

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)" Darkstare and Mooncloud are fighting when Sunheart comes flying through screaming "Super Daisy!"

Darkstare:She's my clanmate. I can' t fight her!

Sunheart: Super Sunheart!

Mooncloud:Just like her mother.

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words? Darkstare kills Greeneyes, Greeneyes's last words?

Greeneyes: Stupid RiverClan tom. My sister will kill you for this!

Darkstare:She can't she's my clanmate.

6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens? Splotchpelt, Mooncloud, Featherstream, Greeneyes and Hunter are fighting when Oakleaf, Sunheart, Darkstar, Dandelionheart, and Darkstare come to watch. What happens?

Me: Uh, guys? Back-up would be lovely right now?

Oakleaf:Sorry, babe. Just beat a new level.

Darkstar: You told me to clean my den!

Darkstaare:Do you still think you're my apprentice? StarClan!

Sunheart: It's everyone against Greeneyes. Why do you need backup?

Me*cries because no one loves me*

The warrior name I got from the offical warrior cat site:

My computer is being slow, but Rum & Monkey said Raindance, which is super pretty.

If I was a warrior, my name would be...

Splotchpelt, or maybe Mooncloud. Most likely Splotchpelt

If I was a medicine cat, my name would be...

Still Splotchpelt

If I was a leader, my name would be...


If I was a tribe cat, my name would be...

Splotch like Golden Sunrise

If I was Erin Hunter, would I own warriors?

I think!

If you want either Thornclaw or Brightheart or Brackenfur (or all) to be deputy or leader in the future copy and paste this on your profile. i added that one because it's just a kickass family. They're like the Weasleys. Brightheart=Bill, Thonclaw=Charlie, Brackenfur=Ron Cinderpelt=Ginny


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Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Deathly Hallows!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?The third or fourth

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? James Sr.,James Jr.,Remus,Sirius,George and Fred, and Luna. :) Sirius, all the Weasleys(except maybe Percy) Hermione

What house do you prefer to be in?Hufflepuff

But what house would you think you'll be in? I've been sorted into all, most recently Ravenclaw

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA,Transfigurations, and Potions.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? LUPIN!!!

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? chaser

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?keeper, I'm good at playing goalie

Who do you want to make friends with?the Marauders!! and the Weasley twins!! and the Next Generation! and LUNA

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? LUNA.

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Luna: She's random! And in my House apparantly.

Which character in the book can you relate to?Luna. she's different but doesn't care.

What pet would you get?an owl

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? me reading

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? um,DUH! Even if I knew it was Sirius, I'd just wanna meet him.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?a big fat smile:)

What would be his reaction to your reaction?"he smiles back duh!

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?Harry,

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Yup. Cuz then James/Sirius/George/James jr. would do something to her in revenge!

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Oliver Wood or Cedric Diggory I likes meh some quidditch players

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione.

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Anyone with hazel. Who has hazel? James? Or are they brown? I forgot.

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?Black, duh!

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? pink.

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? red!!

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned?kinda...earthy green/brown.

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? green

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? emerald green

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? nope!

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I would save it for something or some day where it would be needed greatly..

Do you like the books more or the movies? THE BOOKS!!

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?Remus, then Sirius , then James, Wormtail doesn't count anymore.

What would your Patronus take shape in? a cute friendly puppy

What would be your Animagus form? same

What subject do you want to be the best in?DADA

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?Remus

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione. Cho's just...urg.

James Potter or Snape? Jamie!! Though Sevvy is still awesome.

Hagrid or Snape? Sev

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? the Marauders.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus, if I was invisible, people would bump into me. If I was an Animagus, everyone would huggle me and my amazing puppy cuteness!

Harry or Ron? Ron.

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.Fluer is a WIMP!

Hermione or Ginny?both.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric ya know how I said "I like meh some Quidditch players." Well not that Quidditch player.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? LUNA!! she'd be my buddy. cho needs to fall into a hole.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. spiders are horrible when they're huge.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes. CHOCALATE

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs. i wouldn't risk it with the beans. and come on! its chocolate!!

Death Eaters or Aurors? AURORS!!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore. i mean,he looks normal and Voldie is...ew.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Andromeda. She's the not evil sister. But out of those. ooh, it's hard. They're both cool.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? um...the maze.no dragons for me thanks...

Is this survey fun or boring? loved it..

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature/profile to help him gain world domination.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX, SilverHeart09, SenkiroWolf, Splotchpelt

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Alice, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX, SilverHeart09, SenkiroWolf, Splotcpelt

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour mhovie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly friendster message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as

".Don't read if you're under 13...seriously" 80 of you wont repost this.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
Favorites: Hades, Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
Least Favorites: Hera, Zeus, Aphrodite

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
Fave: Nico, Percy, Thalia, Annabeth
Least Fave:Luke

This or That

Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
Percabeth(luke's a jerk!)

Annabeth or Rachel?
Rachel she's my best friend!

Thalia or Luke?
Thalia. Luke is a jerk. and Thalia and i would get along(i hope)

Riptide or Backbiter?
Riptide!! :D

Wisdom or the Sea?

True or False (opinion based)



I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours.

I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.
eh...True? kinda...

I have written fanfiction for this series.
aint got there yet...


Q-What is your favorite color?


Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- Luke. it would be fun. let me get my shanks

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Athena or Apollo

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- mind-reading

Q-Favorite Percy Jackson quote?

A- ‘Erre es korakas, Blinky!’ Dionysus cursed. ‘I will have your soul!’ bahaha, is he wicked or not? :D

Q-Favorite Christmas song?

A- The one from White Christmas that goes "Sisters, Sisters." When the two guys sing it. That counts right? It was in a Christmas movie!

Q-Favorite song?

A- My theme is This is the Stuff by Francesca Battistelli Hero by Abandon I also like Love Shack

Q-If you could date any Percy Jackson character who would it be?

A- Nico

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- no one

Q-Favorite books?

A- PJO series, HP series, the Jacob part of Breaking Dawn(cuz of Seth) Warriors, Hunger Games, Max Ride...

Q-Night or Day?

A- Night

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- give me money!!

Q- What's your personality like?

A- kind, sarcastic, random

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- something about a fanfic

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- my friend Trevor's hair (It's a bush)

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- Fam comes first!!(My Mum)

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- my nightmares?

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Random

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- for now? May-ish. Any Spring-time month really early summer

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- its my warrior name

Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?

A- Snow White AND Nemo

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- not really

Q- Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A- Zylla

Q- Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

A- Benjamin Scott

Q- Biggest fear?


Amanda Starman's Interview: Copy and paste this to your profile. Erase my answers and write yours.

What is your favorite food?


What is your least favorite food?

Brussels Sprouts I geuss, I'm not that picky.

What is your favorite movie?

Forrest Gump

What is your least favorite movie?

percy Jackson

What is your favorite book series?

Toughie. I like Warriors, PJO Harry Potterand Max Ride

What is your least favorite book series?

The ones where I got bored and couldn't finish the first book.

What is your favorite book that is not in a series?

Can't tell

What is your least favorite book that is not in a series?

All the ones I couldn't finish.

Who is your favorite FanFiction author? (besides yourself, of course.)

I don't have a paricular fave.

What is your favorite FanFiction story? (besides yours of course.)

Once again, no fave. I've read alot of good ones and alot of bad ones too.

Who's your favorite character out of all your favorite books?

Graystripe, Ron Weasley, Seth Clearwater, and Annabeth Chase are all cool. I like pretty much any sidekick.

If you could pick any couple in your favorite series to be your parents, who would you pick?

Harry Potter: I took a quiz that said James and Lily would be my parents so I'll stick with that. Twilight: Nessie and Jake, 'cuz I'm like that. Percy Jackson: Athena and ?, I consider myself smart or Apollo cuz im a choir nerds. Warriors: Silverstream and Graystripe, because that way I would have awesome siblings and I would be a half-clan.

Add questions if you want to!

Sign your Fanfiction pen name. Do not erase other pen names.

1. Amanda Starman 2. Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410 3. Cinderpelt1998 4. SplotchpeltLastly, add comments! Do not erase other people's comments. Please do not use profanity.

1. Amanda Starman- I made this interview. I hope you like it!

2.Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410-This was pretty cool!

3. Cinderpelt1998- fun and enjoyable.

4. Splotchpelt- I had fun!

THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE (put your ipod/Mp3 player/etc. on shuffleand answer the questions w/ the song titles)

Opening credits:Love Like Crazy (not really)

Waking Up:Party (kinda, the tempo works)

First Day of School:Milestone(no)

Falling in Love:American Honey(probably'd work)

Fighting:U Never R (no)

Breaking Up:Wioldflower(no)

Driving:Smoke a little Smoke (no)

Flashback:Drops of Jupiter(no)

Mental Breakdown:She's Country (Club Mix) (ha no)

Getting Back Together:Everything Falls (no)

Prom Night:Bad Day(God I hope not!!!)

Wedding:Over my Head (no)

Birth of a Child:Lover, Lover(no)

Death Scene:Gimme Three Steps (no lol)

Funeral:The Time (DIRty Bit)(y not?)

end Credits;SMS (Shine) (no) (YES!!!!)

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

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What Herbs Can't Cure by Coqui's Song reviews
More than a year it's been since Brambleclaw looked at her with love in his eyes. But maybe after an unsuccessful hunt, things will change... One-shot; contains minor spoilers for Sign of the Moon.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar - Complete
Harry Potter Reads Percy Jackson by t s wolff reviews
Self explanitory title! Harry Potter, his friends, the Dursleys, and from the past the younger Remus Lupin Moony , James Potter, Frank Longbottom, and Sirius Black Padfoot read the Percy Jackson series and find out they have to save Camp Half-blood.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 161 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Hyperion
She Is the Sunlight by Saf Dawnheart reviews
As it turns out, falling in love with your best friend isn't always as fitting as you would think. — Storm/Squirrel.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Squirrelflight, Stormfur - Complete
Picking on the Warriors! by Moore12 reviews
Ever wonder why certain characters are in the story? Ever wonder why they act the way they do? Introducing "Picking on..." where I'll try to explain the existence of your favorite/hated minor characters. R&R! I'M FINALLY BACK! Redtail and Dustpelt up!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,923 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009
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Mistyfoot's Facebook reviews
Mistyfoot now has a Facebook account. She likes Twilight and Harry Potter and has her own page. This is for fun so you don't have to like it, but please do.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Mistyfoot
In The Milkyway reviews
Really short one-shot dedicated to my true warrior of a cat. Sequel to Blurbreeze, though not as good.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011
Mooncloud reviews
Stormfur and Feathertail's sister is left on her own when her siblings leave. Pregnant, she wonders how she can have her kits without the love and support of her siblings. And when she loses the most special cats in the world to her, how will she cope?
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hawkfrost, Stormfur
Blurbreeze reviews
Quick one-shot I did in honor of my kitten, who died today. Kind of sad, really sweet. R.I.P. Obi-Wan Update: Obi-Wan's brother Yoda has dissapeared. It's interesting because Yoda's original name was Rusty.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete