Poll: I have back my normal computer. However even though I launched two new titles I find myself with less time on my hands then I would like...As such you have a choice of which of four fics near completion I will focus on finishing off, don't worry when I have more time I will make sequals for them as I intended. Vote Now!
Author has written 7 stories for Warhammer, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Naruto, Devil May Cry, Halo, Bleach, and Fate/stay night.
Hey, name's Razgriz.
Likes dislikes, dreams, and hobbies, have em however only my freinds need concern themselves.
So could use help with story ideas and criticism from my fellow writters.
So please help.
Thank you in advance.
Just so you people know even though I'm American I'm not fat, overly lazy, or constanly eating fast food. I'm still trying to find the bastard who made that misconception so I can strangle him, just kidding. If you can't make fun of yourself and your heritage then your in no postition to make fun of others.
Also the "Deathwatch" in my name doesn't refer to Star Wars. It refers to the Ordo Xeno's Deathwatch Space Marine Killteams from Warhammer 40k.
This is important! I will never, I mean never, write a Naru Hina fic unless she's part of a massive harem the size of the elemental nations!
5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN:
(1) FINE - this is the word she uses to end an argument when she knows she's RIGHT & YOU need to BE QUIET!
(2) NOTHING ...means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED!
(3) GO AHEAD - this is a dare... not permission! DO NOT DO IT!
(4) WHATEVER - is her way of saying I HATE YOU!
(5) THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you'll pay for your mistake.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu,NaruHarem4ever,kagedoragon,Razgriz99
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu,NaruHarem4ever,kagedoragon,Razgriz99
Laws of life #101 'When a hero sacrifices his life for a good cause then none may pull him back from the embrace of death.'
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
f you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
If you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the face, except a punch in the face. 93% of people won't re-post this...Why? Because they probably need a punch in the face...
"Hell, if they can do that then why can't we figure out how to do it and still kick their asses?" Me
"A moment of laxity breeds a lifetime of hatred. Never forget." Me
"Yeah having a giant robot is sweet...But I have a cannon to destroy your robot so I think I'll take my chances." Me
"The moment I have waited for has come. To prove that all the heroes that died here didn't die in vain! For the rebirth of the ideals of Zeon. For the success of Operation Stardust. Solomon, I have now returned!" Ansavel Gato, Stardust Memory
"When your dreams have come to nothing, I'll be here with reality to pick you back up." Me
"I am the law." Judge Dredd
"War is hell." General Sherman Union Army under Grant about Vicksburg siege.
"Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him." Irish Saying.
"I want to play a game." Jigsaw from Saw.
"Silly liberals, guns don't kill people; people kill people. Silly liberals." Me
"To leave a message wait for the tone"
"I know how to leave a god damn message"
"When you have finished recording hang up or just press pound for more options"
"Really? Hang up? I was just going to keep talking until he checked his voice mail!"
"For delivery options press 5"
"JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN BEEP!"
"To leave a call back number press 8, to page this person press 6"
"To repeat this message press 9"
"I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!"
"To mark this message as urgent press 11"
"There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!" - Church from Red V Blue
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