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we are Liv and Rach from Australia. we LOVE Bones like obsessed. We love to read your Bones and NCIS stories!! Also enjoy watching NCIS, NCIS LA, The Mentalist, Castle, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Lie To Me, Blue Bloods, Hawaii Five-O, and Sherlock. Pretty much if it's a crime show, we like ;)
rach&liv: PARTNERS . IN . CRIME. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you watch shows (ie. BONES!!) that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Booth and Brennan need to wake up, smell the coffee and make out, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (Bones/BB)
If your friends have ever threatened to send you to a mental hospital because you are THAT obsessed with Bones, copy this into your profile.
TO ALL U BONES FANS WHO THINK B&B IS JUST THE BEST THING EVA ADD THIS 2 UR PROFILE AND KEEP IT THERE UNTIL THEY GET TOGETHER :P
I found this on somebody's profile, and could not resist... it's SO sad!!!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you like, you can cut and post this to your profile... the more ppl who care, the better for those who lost...
this was incredibly funny, I had to add this :)
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
I FOUND THIS ON A PROFILE AND HAD TO POST IT!!!
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God.
Things I learned from watching Bones
Woman can be great at science.
Alpha-Males are the best.
Partners help each other.
Sarcasm does not help.
Sometimes a simple touch will do.
Clowns are scary.
Flashy Socks and Ties give you confidence.
Jesus is not a zombie.
Love hurts sometimes.
Squints are cool.
Tough Guys are sensitive.
Mac & Cheese is God’s food.
Psychology is a soft science.
Ranger’s lead the way.
There is more than one kind of family.
Smart woman are “Hot”.
We all have a Past.
Not everything is logical.
You do stuff for family you probably shouldn’t.
Sometimes you have to go with your gut.
Subtitles needed when walking into the Jeffersonian.
Crazy socks, funny belt buckles and FBI issued armor is the way to go.
Mechanical clowns piss FBI agents off.
THINGS I LEARNT FROM CASTLE
Mystery writers are cocky but cute
Detectives have attitude (though this could also come under any cop show, LIV (SVU) certainly does)
The smell of cherries is a likable fragerance for writer-boy
Lanie loves a good match-making project
Romance takes time and patience
Love means having TO say you’re sorry
Writer’s daughters are intelligent and wise
MOTHER means entertainment and Broadway plays
Best-selling authors get to wear WRITERS vests
Book dedications mean LOVE
Money passing hands means the BOYS have been betting again
Actors dressing up as alternate versions of themselves (like MAL from Firefly)
There will be NO biting before dinner
Page 105 is raunchy (seriously have you read it)
Crimes are more than dead bodies… they are a reason for Beckett & Castle to squabble
Ringing phones mean a NEW case
Only Lanie knows how to do the Mm-hu with attitude
THE HAMPTONS is an ugly place. WE don’t like it!!!
Nobody knows who ACTUALLY wrote the Richard Castle books, HEAT WAVE and NAKED HEAT.
OK... I know that these things that you copy and stick onto your profile are to tell people about yourself without sounding like you're bragging... but that's why I do it. ;D
If you know who Panic!At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your phone number when someone asked for it copy this onto your profile
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.