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Joined 06-05-10, id: 2391828, Profile Updated: 06-02-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm Amelia. I'm English and inconsistent and impatient and I need Harry Potter like a Grindylow needs water. And I secretly love lowercase and ironic text speak but shh don't tell anyone.

If you want to know more then my blog, misandrist-mermaids.tumblr.com is probably a quite good place to start. I'm not really a misandrist, might be a mermaid though.

Also, please bear in mind that I made this account when I was about 12 so everything I've posted has either been deleted or will probably make your eyes bleed

Some of the fandoms that I'll probably write something for at some point incluuude Avatar: The Last Airbender, Harry Potter (ofc), Divergent, Pitch Perfect, Doctor Who (i just want a WOC Doctor and female characters with agency is that so unreasonable???!! smh Moffat ;-;), Mass Effect, Dragon Age maybe, and uh I can't think of anything else right now but, I'm going to make a definite effort to write more of both original fiction and fanfics!

Have a wonderful day c:

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32218 - Favs: 19,191 - Follows: 15,666 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Petals on a Rose by Just the Wind reviews
They'd write letters to the moon just to prove that their love was so out of this world that an extraterrestrial could chance upon it and feel the emotion vibrating off the stained pages and know that somewhere, somehow, against all odds, two people were crazy about each other. A collection of RosexScor oneshots. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 67,282 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Children of the Revolution by Cassandra Rose Beckett reviews
Everyone knows the story of the rebel Princess who led her people to freedom. But few know the tale of the impossible romance between her and the roguish soldier always at her side. As they fought for Albion they also fought for the chance to be together.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,007 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Ben Finn
Traitor by AReasonToSwim reviews
A one-shot of Caleb and Beatrice's Choosing Ceremony written from Caleb's prespective.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Caleb P., Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Of Diamonds and Dreams by Just the Wind reviews
And he has a hand that's perfect for the spaces in between her fingers which often feel so lonely so late at night. A collection of freeverse. Luna. LucyLorcan. RoseScor. LilyTeddy. MollyLy. LilyScor. VicTeddy. SiriusMarlene. LucyLy. RoseLy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Lucy W., Lysander S.
Our Inherent Home by SherlockianGirl reviews
An accident renders Sherlock and John momentarily unconscious in the present...and perhaps permanently stranded in the Victorian past.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Crept Up On Me by Edinburgh Love reviews
"Just like that, ten years of footage begin to play across my eyelids." Moments from Finnick's life between the 65th and 75th Games. MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS. Please read and review. NOW COMPLETE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,625 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Relativity by with the monsters reviews
We'll tattoo the hours onto our hands and the minutes onto our feet. - —The Next Generation, in every way possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,585 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Meet Your Match by Bringg Mee Flowerss reviews
Six months after the war, Draco has been offered a chance to complete his schooling at Hogwarts. Will he decline, or accept? And will a chance meeting with a stubborn girl make him realize what love truly is? Draco Malfoy may have just met his match.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,975 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Teenage musings by I-swear-by-the-moon reviews
My name is James Sirius Potter, and I am totally generic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - James S. P.
Tramps Like Us by crayonboxromance reviews
Ben, a soldier from the wrong side of the tracks and Alice, a broken Hero-Queen. A year after the Crawler attack Alice is alone and craving human companionship. Could Ben Finn be the right kind of company to heal a broken queen?
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,393 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Ben Finn, OC] - Complete
The Untold by neiith reviews
Sparrow has put Lucien and his mad plan to death. The spire has granted his wish and the country is finally at peace. Now Sparrow must prepare his children for their destinies - to take his throne. This is the Untold.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teach Me, No Longer by Livyathan reviews
She is no longer the little girl that used to beg him to teach her how to be a hero. And deep down, a part of Walter hates her for it.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Walter B.
Angels on the Moon by sparklylulz reviews
She buried her face in his shoulder, not caring that he didn't know that they loved each other; that they were supposed to go to Las Vegas and be together forever. He was Simon and he was there, and that was enough for her. -Simon/Alisha [Abandoned]
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - [Simon B., Alisha B.]
Wait by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
"Maybe, someday, you'll realise that I've been here all along. And maybe, just maybe, I'll have been smart enough to move on." Freeverse. Louis-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Louis W. - Complete
How Edward Became a Vampire by DeadlyColumbine reviews
Edward flashbacks to his last moments as a human and tells Bella all about it. CRACK. This is meant to be a joke, no offense, Twi-Hards XD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Edit by DSieya reviews
"Sent : Thur, Dec 02 20:17." Alisha's phone inbox and outbox. Spoilers for 2.03 and 2.04, Simon/Alisha, oneshot
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Alisha B., Simon B.
Shared Future by anyakie reviews
Hesitant steps, she thinks... Leading slowly to our shared future. Drabble following Alisha after F!Simon's death. Rated T for language
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Alisha B., Simon B. - Complete
Careening Toward Being Alone by sifting-truths reviews
Snippets of Alisha's future. Simon/Alisha.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Alisha B., Simon B. - Complete
It's Easy With Eyes Closed by FollowThisRhythm reviews
[For Ellie.] "And if she can give him this feeling, the absolute best feeling imaginable, then how can this possibly be the worst thing to ever happen to him?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Infection Z by SnowflakeGinny reviews
It started as a bad prank on muggle gone wrong and ended as a deadly zombie infection in both Muggle and Wizarding worlds. The bad news? It has arrived to Hogwarts. The Good news? Let's Rock! Action, Love, lots of runnig and oh yeah...Zombies! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Imagine by FredandGeorgeWeasleyareMYKings reviews
Post DH, a look into the future. Follows the Potter and Weasley children before and through Hogwarts. Follows Canon. I mostly wrote this for myself, but I sincerely hope you enjoy it as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,611 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Greedy by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER SEQUEL": Sirius feels right at home when the Sorting Hat puts him in Gryffindor, but Remus Lupin is weird and confusing, and Sirius needs some help from another enchanted magical accessory. :::RL/SB, Scarf of Sexual Preference:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Thanks For Ruining My Social Life by AllyKnight reviews
Sequel to "Things Could Be Worse." Al sends a letter to his mum explaining what happened. "So, I don't know what the girl has told you, but she's obviously been Imperiused by a Slytherin, so don't believe what she says." Rated T for some mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Ginny W. - Complete
Things Could Be Worse by AllyKnight reviews
Harry receives a shocking letter from Lily one day. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
stagelights like parisian nights by with the monsters reviews
All she wants is to dance, but that's a little too much to ask for a witch. - -MollyLysander.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Molly W., Lysander S. - Complete
Bundles of Babies by deadtodd reviews
Wait, why is Lorcan pregnant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Lorcan S., Roxanne W. - Complete
Her Mentor by Lovinging-er reviews
A story of two girls, growing up and trying to learn the true meaning of 'perfect'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Victoire W., Dominique W. - Complete
Through the Years by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Lily Luna's life through Hogwarts. Her thoughts, feelings, and correspondence with the most important person in her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
New Life by Kenzievet reviews
Aubrey is thirteen when Eleazar is drawn to her powerful aura. He decides to change her for no apparent reason other than potential but she hates him for it and goes to live with the Cullens. How will this young girl deal with her new unwanted life? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Carlisle, Eleazar
Pandora's Little Pithos of Preteens by mew-tsubaki reviews
T for some language/themes.NOT SLASH.It's all the 2nd gen kids -some grow here- as driven and personified as one can be.From Lucy to Lily, this 14-part story will grasp each kid in an emotionally terrifying way.Do you dare to open Pandora's box?R&R,thx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Lucy W., Lily Luna P.
Murderer by Lucillia reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Veela Diaries by WishIWasJKR reviews
Victoire's diary through her school years - guys she likes and guys who make her wish she wasn't a Veela, Evils, embarrassing moments with Ted, and a dumb blonde reputation. UPDATE: Last chapter where Teddy sees Vicky off, as per epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,050 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Victoire W., Teddy L.
The Color of Slush And Other Cousinly Advice by amaXdear reviews
My name is Scorpius Malfoy, and I am not God. In fact, I am as far from God as can possibly be. Maybe I should clarify--I’m not talking about an actual “Worship me” God. I’m talking about Ted Remus Lupin. There’s not much of a difference. A few swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Party Under The Pure Black Sky by JacksonFrost reviews
The teenage Black sisters throw a party one cool summer night. One-shot. Rated T for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Puzzle by ooSuperBatGirloo reviews
AU. The war is over and weddings abound, Luna reflects on her choices in life and how to piece together her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
The World is Moving and I'm Standing Still by rcaqua reviews
Lazarus, come forth. Edward/Piano, and various others
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Tear Drops on my Guitar by lilyre reviews
Songficishnot the song you think JPLELily has just finished yelling her heart out at James for carving their initials in her gutair. She loves that he did it though. 2 Songs. I think it is sweet, I'm very proud of it. Lilyre
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Eight Years Later by Strega Brava reviews
Harry visits the office of the Headmistress of Hogwarts to speak to the portrait of a former Headmaster. DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU HAVE NOT READ DEATHLY HALLOWS BECAUSE THERE ARE SPOILERS! Written in about 45 minutes. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Angel Means Bad News by Meeps reviews
Even in her dreams, Potters upset young Miss Malfoy. One Shot, next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 266 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Of Course by Toasty reviews
He ignored them again and held out his hand. 'The wind’s blowing, Luna.'" An odd little Boy!Blaise Luna. One-shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Luna L. - Complete
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i need some meaning i can memorise reviews
-; They're not so different, underneath the all the houses and the fake smiles and the attitude. Really, they both want to be everything. Want to be perfect and bright and scorching ;- Focus on Molly and Lucy's relationship, for the House Quotes challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Molly W. II, Lucy W.
Fireworks reviews
"Once again, the red haired girl, with stars in her eyes caught his attention. She was beautiful. She was practically his sister." One shot. TeddyxLily or TeddyxVictoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Friday Nights, How I Hate Them reviews
Lorcan can't find Molly, his girlfriend, anywhere. When he looks into the Three Broomsticks he sees her flirting with Andy Thomas. What's happened and why does Molly resent him so much? Terrible summary, please give it a go. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Molly W., Lysander S. - Complete