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Joined 06-06-10, id: 2392662, Profile Updated: 04-17-13
Author has written 16 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, Black Books, Blackadder, Big Time Rush, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Mighty Boosh.


Well, I'm Amaryllis3121, formerly Undergargle, but just Kelly to my friends. Or Kelly-Anne, which is my actual name. But I'm starting to prefer Kelly, to be fair ;).

I'm chatty, friendly, I love my readers so very, very much, and think I'm bloody hilarious. I use far too many commas. I can't help it. I just get caught up in writing and end up putting commas everywhere. I also love semi-colons.

I love PMs and I do write requests- Mighty Boosh, Sherlock, Doctor Who, any other fandom you see in my stories. Or, if you have a different fandom you can PM me with it anyway, and if I know it, I'll see what I can do, yeah? Don't worry if it's a little obscure or lesser-known. There's always a chance I've seen it :D.

Or, alternatively, you can PM me anyway, because I love meeting new people and there's always room for another friend.

JOEL DOMMETT. Oh my God, I NEED to marry him. Look him up- perfect specimen.

My best mate is Emilehh. We're co-writing a Sherlock/Doctor Who crossover. I'm posting it, and it's listed with my other stories if you wanna take a look. I suggest you do ;). You could also check out her Sherlock stories, she's in my favourite authors if you wish to find her. She's all lazy and doesn't update often, and she's relatively new to writing, but worth a look :L.

I love the Welsh.

Um... This is my favoutite emoticon: ";)". Closely followed by the increasingly popular "xD".

The things I say on here generally seem to be inconsistent with the person I present myself as in real life. This is 'cause it's easier to be myself to a bunch of people I don't have to face, but I like to play down the parts of me that I don't deem acceptable outside of the internet. My reasons for this are simple: I'm insecure and I don't like rejection. I mean, I'm coming to terms with who I am, it's just taking time :L.

I love Noel Fielding with all my heart and I simply adore his accent and I've always wanted to be from London. I WILL be moving there eventually, but for now I live in Blackpool, on my own, although I'm only seventeen.

I'm a girl, although after much debate, Emilehh and I have decided that I'm actually mistaken about that. I'm a camp man. I can't help it- it just happens xD. I don't really care though. Think what you like about me, insults just kind of roll of my back. I can't take anything to heart. So PM me with all the insults you can think of, and I'll probably just laugh.

I'm surprisingly vain. I say surprisingly because I don't have the right face for it. Vanity and my face do not match xD.

I have an excellent hat. It's a penguin and his name is Danny. He's named after Danny from The Script, because I bought him instead of their CD. Got their CD the next day though, so all is well :D.

What else, what else, what else?


Go and listen to them. Seriously. And then if you don't like them, smack yourself in the face with a damp crab (or a Fab lolly, your choice), and listen to them again. And if you still don't like them... Well, that's alright. I suppose they can't be to everyone's taste xD.

If you are heeding my advice, get your arse to Youtube. I reccomend, if you aren't really into rock or metal (as I wasn't until I heard THEM!), So Far Away or Dear God. Or, the next step up, A Little Piece of Heaven (which is quite amazing, and the video is hilarious), and Gunslinger (oh my God, it is so beautiful). There's also Afterlife, which I adore too. Then, if you don't mind a bit of general rock/metal/whatever they are (it varies), I'd check out Unbound, Nightmare, Welcome to the Family, or even Danger Line, because the bit after the second chorus is totally beautiful and makes me so sad it's just... Oh my word, I cannot describe how fantastic it is. My all-time favourite song from them is Tonight The World Dies, and tied second with Gunslinger is Victim, which is also just... words can't describe.

Ed Sheeran, too. Mainstream, and totally beautiful. I love his voice. He just makes me go all... Wow. I just love him.

The Script, anyone? Love them. Don't know why, just do. So there :).

Also, more about me, I totally live in my Batman hoodie. I love it. So get yourself one, because everyone points at you in the street and just sort of goes "Batman!" It's well funny. And I got called "Sexy Batwoman" once, which was kind of creepy, but nice I suppose. I think.

I'm incredibly immature. I play with Lego, laugh at lampposts (yep, seriously, I saw one the other day on my street, and I'd never noticed it was there so I almost walked into it and just started laughing at it), and the other day I had an argument with a green-man-traffic-light-button-crossing- thingie. Out loud. In front of several very bewildered onlookers. I mean, I won't cross if it's not green- I'm not an idiot- but there was nothing coming and it could have gone green, and then I wouldn't have been running late, and then I wouldn't have been having a go at it, and then we would have both been happy. But no. So I got all fed up and told it off.

I like to put faces on things. It's my motto- "everything needs a face". My clock, my door, some rocks my step-sister bought back from the beach (Ed Sheer-Rock- imagine that!- Delilah, Jennifer and Jim), the sheet that's hung in the middle of my flat (I live in a bedsit, so it's separating the bedroom and the living room). He's called Gareth, he's a ghost, Italian, ex-mafia, gay, and very uncomfortable about his sexuality. The clock's called General Tock, he's master of all the clocks, and if you cross him he'll give you the flu, 'cause he's got jelly voodoo, see. And I know all that rhymes (clock, tock, flu, voodoo). I'm very proud :D. As an additional note, I'm no longer in possession of the flat mentioned here, however this paragraph remains, because I think it sums me up in more ways than I'm proud of :L.

And you should know- my IQ is 158. I'm well proud. I had to brag, because I looked it up, and a lot of people consider "genius" to be 160. But I think genius is relative- "it's all about context," to quote Vince from the Mighty Boosh. 'Cause I'm a massive tit with barely any qualifications and no drive to obtain more. My heart lies along a non-academic path, if I'm honest.

Also, I just a ate a sweet and drooled on my leg. True story. Genius indeed.

Um... This is getting a bit self-indulgent now. I just like to talk.

So there's one final thing.

Please check out my stories.

I write for Mighty Boosh mostly now, because I love it, and one day I honestly hope to be on telly doing what they do. Bringing light into people's lives and a bit of surreal chaos to boot. An unrealistic goal, yes, but one I fully intend to persue with everything I have. Eventually. When I'm a bit older, of course xD.

Oh, and Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy... 'Nuff said, really. Check it out. It's brilliant. Simple as.

Okay, I've gotta go 'cause my face is bleeding and that is a bad thing.

Bye! :D.

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They Hear What They Expect To by Garmonbozia reviews
James Moriarty visited Appledore only once. Charles Magnussen was in no hurry whatsoever to ask him back. [A one-shot, because I'm confused that they seem to have stayed out of each other's way, and because I feel sorry for all those poor Milvertons we built during hiatus.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - J. Moriarty - Complete
The Full House by Emcee Frodis reviews
When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,038 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Sherlock Returns Home by Emilehh reviews
This is written time wise a few years after Reichenbach. Sherlock returns home, only to find John is married. Not slash, and this doesn't show them in a romantic light at all.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A White Blank Page and a Swelling Rage by SheShouldHaveBeenaSon reviews
The carefree world of Vince Noir is turned upside down after he discovers the startling extent of Howard Moon's self-destructive habits. Drama & dark humor abound. Vince/Howard.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,822 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Daddy's Little Princess by MySadCaptains reviews
The Creepy Clown's Daughter Sequel.Rainee Sparrow, Rainee Napier, Rainee Wayne... The Jokers Daughter. Rated T for strong languge and other reasons. No Flames please. Must read Creepy Clowns Daughter first
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,013 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Joker - Complete
Again by EpicInTheLibrary reviews
"He really should have dressed better."
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Logan, James - Complete
Insomnia by Miss Fenway reviews
"What do you mean you can't sleep?" Is there a more annoying question for an insomniac to here? Probably not. NO SLASH!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
Role Playing Gone Wrong by Fish Stick Friday reviews
The Palm Woods is having a guys' choice dance. Logan decides to go to Carlos for help. He comes up with the idea of role playing; having Carlos pretend he's Camille. Only Katie and Mrs. Knight walk in at the most inopportune of times. Hilarity ensues.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Forgotten Memories by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
We've all heard so many times about what happened to Benjamin and his family before he was Sweeney Todd. But where does Mrs. Lovett fit in those 15 years? What happened that she doesn't want to remember? What about her family? REWRITE!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,084 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eleanor L.
The Creepy Clown's Daughter by MySadCaptains reviews
Rainees life was horribly boring. Until The Joker escapes from arkham and claims shes his daughter. He wont stop until he's twisted her mind and got her back. Rated T for language stuff.Review.NoFlames.First Joker FanFic Be Nice Please :D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,811 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Joker
Dolphins are Evil by Fwoggeh reviews
Vince Noir, goth fairy, electro fan, king of the mods...MATHS TEACHER?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
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Finding Amy reviews
A crossover written by me and my friend. Amy goes missing and the Doctor's at a loss as to what to do. That is, until the TARDIS has a very good idea indeed...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
An Unlikely Tale reviews
What happens when, after moving into 221C for the weekend, Howard and Vince are dragged into one of Sherlock's cases? Can they help the infamous detective track down the horrific Hitcher? Follow the story as the two worlds meet, creating chaos (possibly), humour (hopefully) and a whole lot of confusion (definitely).
Crossover - Mighty Boosh & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Vince N., Sherlock H.
The Path to Recovery reviews
Sequel to 'Letting Go'- Vince has become more broken than Howard, the man who killed himself, but that doesn't mean that Howard is all better. As tensions rise between them, they have to figure out a new way of co-existing before they lose each other forever... again. Howince, but not the fluffy kind.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Vince N., Howard M.
The Luxury Boosh reviews
A crossover between The Mighty Boosh and Noel Fielding's Luxury comedy. What happens when Howard and Vince, and possibly Naboo and Bollo in later chapters, meet Noel and the gang? Stay tuned for fun, humour, and adventures abound! (Temporay hiatus- I'm sorry I'm just a busy person!)
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
Letting Go reviews
Howard commits unexpected suicide, leaving Vince to attempt to pick up the pieces and move on with his life. But will Naboo and Bollo be able to help him let go? Or will Vince's determination to bring Howard back be its own reward?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Vince N. - Complete
Scenarios We'd Like To See reviews
A collection of one-shots it would be interesting to see. I don't think there's such a thing as no slash where Sherlock and John are involved, but none intentionally written anyway.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nightmares reviews
Poor Amy has a nightmare and the Doctor comes to comfort her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Wounds Heal, Scars Remain reviews
Freddie Carter moves to London looking for a fresh start, but one phone call gives him more change than he bargained for. Freddie is left behind and in his place Strayton Terrel remains. Co-written with Demolition.Lover.14.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010
Misinterpretation reviews
James wakes up later than usual to overhear something very unusual. Just what exactly is going on in that bathroom? Implied Kendall/Logan. Rated for innuendo.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
100 Oneshots
100 oneshots with different themes/plots. No obvious slash, but some will be so they can be interpreted as slash or brotherly love between the boys. So it really depends on how you read it/your POV. A few OCs will be thrown in for good measure. So enjoy.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011
Third Annual Miserable Bastards Convention reviews
A three-way crossover between Blackadder, Black Books and Fawlty Towers. What happens when three miserable bastards meet? You don't have to be a fan of all three to read it. Rated T because the content matches that of the shows' hopefully .
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011
A Lasting Impression reviews
How would Bernard react if Manny died? Rated for use of the f-word... once. Other than that, free from adult content. Unfortunately not humorous. Could be interpreted as slash, but it was written so it could be seen either way.
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Bernard B. - Complete
Ducks and Geese reviews
What happens when Mrs. Lovett gets Sweeney to go and feed the ducks? Slight Sweenett. Better than the summary, I'm just crap at them. Might turn into a story, but it depends on whether people like it, so please review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Sweeney Todd Visits The Dentist reviews
What would happen if Sweeney found himself in present-day London and missing a tooth? A quick little story I wrote for fun.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Sweeney Todd Oneshots reviews
A collection of Sweeney Todd stories/ideas I have. Some of them are 'what if's and the rest are just things that would slot into the film somewhere. Mostly focused on Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett's relationship- some Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Gone reviews
What was Bruce thinking the night Rachael died?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete