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My mind works in ways few understand and even fewer wish they didn't.

A little about me I suppose:

I'm broody, and dark, bitter and cynical. Life hasn't been to nice to me, and I suppose it shows in my attitude sometimes (although I'm very good at faking it). I swear alot, can be arrogant at times, shy at others, and my ego is flexible. I act larger in life sometimes because its expected, and because I like to shake things up at times. I trust very few, if any - no one knows all aspects of me.

I also have a huge problem with procrastination, and honestly think I have ADHD because I can't concentrate for very long on anything.

I hate being in my own head sometimes, and I feel like I fake my way through my life. Writing is my least destructive method of coping with the fact that I feel like a stranger in my own head. Books, TV, Movies, Music, Writing. They are my escape, the reason I am relatively sane, and what enables me to be around people without feeling like ripping them apart for being so fake. We're all fake, its just a matter of to what extent.

I write mostly original stuff, but I read alot of fanfiction. Its unhealthy how addicted I am to it, but I think I read fanfiction because I feel that the writers of the shows or books that I read this stuff for have failed in some sense: not being trueto the characters or the theme, failing to exploit the chemistry between 2 characters (built up or accidental) or haven't lived up to the true potential of the world they created. Fanfiction is a catharsis that eases that niggling irritation at the back of my brain.

There are many writers, but few truly talented ones out there, and I feel privileged every time I come accross a work that sets the bar I raise even higher.

My Fandoms:
Star Trek 2009
Harry Potter
Wizards of Waverly Place
depending on when I feel like it, I will eventually update this list, but these are things I'm always interested in reading.

I detest when people are morons and don't use the spellcheck their computers were blessed with. It takes 5 seconds to look something over and realise you used 'their' instead of 'there' and its irritating to be constantly bombarded with this crap. Honestly, if its your only mistake its irritating but I will get over it if I like the story. Otherwise, I'll just junk it. Why should I waste my time if you couldn't even spend some time on the thing you're about to POST ON THE INTERNET where people form opinions based on what you post. You form a reputation if people give enough of a shit about what you do, so do the smart thing and read it over first. If english isn't your first language, there are people out there willing to help you...if you're idea or story or whatever is good, or they like it. Let them be the judge. Who knows, I might even be that person.

If I like your work, I will review. I will never flame anyone because I have fingers and a brain, and will simply press the magical back button if I don't like what I'm reading. If I review, and you wish to hear more of my opinion for some odd reason, feel free to PM me or even email if you're feeling particularly adventurous and we've gotten to the point that I feel comfortable with you doing so. If I express interest, I will always be willing to beta something - I love bouncing ideas around, or edit.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33302 - Favs: 20,696 - Follows: 16,349 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11931 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Tired by Golden-Mist reviews
She never writes 'I'm sorry.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,914 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Rachel B.
Bedtime Stories by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,835 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Silent Night by winegirl reviews
Story starts at Christmas but goes WAY beyond in the development of Jane and Maura's relationship. Some chaps should probably be M.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,672 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Deceptively Complex by celluloidtears reviews
Spoiler for season finale. Chapter 1: A trip into Maura's thoughts. Chapter 2: A trip into Jane's thoughts. Chapter 3: Angela's thoughts about the pair.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Tired of Bleeding by cj2017 reviews
An episode tag to See One. Do One. Teach One. Going out for drinks just didn't seem to be the end of the story...
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Seduction of Jane Rizzoli by Lear's Daughter reviews
Written for an RI fic exchange on LJ. Circumstances force Maura to realize she's in love with Jane. What does she do next? Rizzoli/Isles
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Color by cardiogod reviews
"There is clarity in death." Post season finale
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Just Breathe by Lear's Daughter reviews
Episode tag to When the Gun Goes Bang, Bang, Bang, so huge spoilers for that ep. My take on what could happen afterward. Pretty grim, but not the grimmest possible outcome. Rizzoli/Isles
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/15/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
First Encounter by Lear's Daughter reviews
College AU. Jane Rizzoli attends BCU. Pre-Rizzoli/Isles, first in a series of one shots.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/12/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Male Bonding or Lack Thereof by Lear's Daughter reviews
Korsak and Frost attempt to bond. Booze, it turns out, is not the answer to all problems. Also, Frost is pretty sure that Dr. Isles is evil. Spoilers for "I'm Your Boogie Man." Rizzoli/Isles. This is Korsak- and Frost-centric but features the girls too.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - B. Frost, V. Korsak - Complete
According to Plan by Lear's Daughter reviews
When Hoyt told Maura that she was like him, he was flattering himself. He was also more right than he knew. Spoilers through "I'm Your Boogie Man." Rizzoli/Isles. Rated T for some violence. Warning: Maura's a little darker than you might expect.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
It Must Be Thursday by Anaph reviews
In which demons, wishes, and grape slushies unite to form a singing, dancing Broadway extravaganza! Or you know, Rachel Berry decides whether or not to sell her soul.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,312 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Breaking is the Easy Part by kikis2 reviews
It would be a mistake to think of Blair and Serena as friends. Just an itty bitty Waldsen friedship fic I wrote in a flash.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Blair, Serena - Complete
The Narrator by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Watson is a degenerate gambler and a reluctant romantic and the least reliable narrator in the history of the written word.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete