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Joined 06-06-10, id: 2393045, Profile Updated: 08-12-12

I don't have many friends but the very few that I do have are the best people you could ever meet. Most people in my grade at my school are douche bags. My three favorite singers are Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, and Michael Jackson. And my favorite bands are Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Dixie Chicks, Fireflight, and Evanescence.

IF YOU HAVE A TWITTER GO ON AND REPORT @MANDASWAGGIE AND @PLASTICBIEBER THEY'RE RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, DISRESPECTFUL PEOPLE THAT NEED TO BE BLOCKED!!!!

My top five favorite movies are

1. The Outsiders

2. Red Dawn

3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief(I liked the book better though)

4. This Is It

5. Stand By Me

My Top Five Favorite Books are

1. The Outsiders

2.Percy Jackson and The Olympians(the entire series)

3. That Was Then This Is Now

4. Rumble Fish

5. By These Ten Bones

Bio Poem Guidelines

Line 1:Your First Name

Line 2: Four descriptive traits

Line 3: Sibling of...

Line 4: Lover of (people, ideas, things)...

Line 5: Who feels...

Line 6: Who needs...

Line 7: Who gives...

Line 8: Who fears...

Line 9: Who would like to see...

Line 10: Resident of (your city, not necessiceary)

Line 11: Your Last name

My Bio Poem:

Alexandra

Quiet, shy, friendly, nice

Sibling of Julia and Bryan

Lover of music, horror, color guard, reading

Who feels the need to give back

Who needs more sleep

Who gives what others need

Who fears demons and losing her family

Who would like to see the world

Resident of Rochester

Beswick


My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the walls.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I'm starting to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

PLEASE copy this too if you REALLY hate child/animal abuse!

Aurora's Poem:

Her name was Aurora.
She was only five.
This is what happened
When she was alive.

Her dad was a drunk.
Her mom was an addict.
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic.

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear.
It was old and worn out.
And had little patches of hair.

She always talked to it
When no one's around.
She sat there and hugged it
Not a peep of sound.

Until her parents
Unlock the door.
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore.

A bruise on her leg.
A scar on her face.
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries.
She loves her parents.
But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner.
Quiet but thinking:
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid.
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did.

Then one night
Her mom came home high.
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade.
It was sharp and pointy.
One that she made.

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest
"You deserve to die!
You worthless little pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the little girl slowly dying.
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying.

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly
Opened a door.
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm.
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm.

WE MUST PUT AN END TO CHILD AND ANIMAL ABUSE!


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Music is my life. Put this if u listen to real music
(o) to REAL music.

The Girl:

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book at all times.

I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.

I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.

I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.

I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!"

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night!)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

-"Do you have your homework?"

"No."

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK!!??"

"I did,... That was until I got bored and threw it outside the window."

Copy and Paste this if you hate homework and/or wish you could throw it outside the window!

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!

For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like (and I actually did this) "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.

You are out in the rain, seeking sacutary.

I'm in sancuary, seeking to be out in the rain.

You are in the park, texting your friends.

I'm at the park, with my friends.

You hate to write even as much as your name.

I hate to be restrained to four pages mininum.

Your feet hurt, so you sit out the dance.

My feet hurt more, and yet I stand up and finish the song.

You don't get the point of books with the new power of the internet.

I use the internet to find new books.

If your one of those types of people, paste this into your profile.

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was Superman?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :)

The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy

If you think that the world has a wacked view of good music, copy and paste this into your profile

A loyal friend will look at themselves, and ask if they make a good friend. If you've done this, paste this into your profile'

If you get sick and tired of the fact that society seems to think that guys and girls can't be just friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like no one understands you, paste this into your profile.

There are two types of Twilight fans that annoy me to no end: those who dispise the series with a burning passion (REALLY! It's not that bad!) and those who adore the series to death (REALLY! It's not that good!)

My favorite questions to ask: Why? How? What if? Becuase these questions are what lead to discovery.

If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you're OBSESSED with Fanfiction.net then copy and paste this into your profile

If you're like, the weirdest person on the planet then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate, hate, HATE clothes shopping then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've never had chicken pox, measles, food poisoning, or any of that stuff, then copy and paste this into your profile

If books are your life and you absolutely CAN'T live without them then copy and paste this into your profile

If you're NOT in the 95 of preteen girls who'd cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to jump off a BIG skyscraper, and would bring a lawnchair and popcorn to watch happily then copy and paste this into your profile

If you are NOT in the 95 of girls and women who are soooooooo obsessed with Robert Pattinson because he's "so hot and good-looking" and don't like Twilight that much then copy and paste this into your profile.

96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe, because they're all Socs. If you're one of the 8 greasers who would laugh their heads off then copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 that hasn't then copy and paste this into your profile

I like the smell of laundry detergent. It smells awesome even though it makes me sneeze. I also have a Mickey Mouse T-shirt with a lot of the characters on it. But hey, don't blame me! I'm just super random! If you're random and proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile!

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I am saying something.

I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or something that teenagers don't call "normal."

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or face-to-face.

I am the girl who doesn't spend all my time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl who stops and smells flowers and jumps and splashes in the rain.

BUT I am the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who likes but isn't OBSSESSED with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little things.

Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls that are different and unique can know at their weakest time that they are unique and not alone, God is with them: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dance4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenXx, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny=silver-volvo-stalker, Nick1488, Demelza Llivell, -oOoHeartofDarknessOo-, WeLoVeTwIlIgHt212, Dylan'sSis101, Lucy Elizabeth Curtis, Colorguard4ever.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile.

If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've every ranted because the movie was different then the book or the cut the ending copy this to your profile. (Complete opinion on the Percy Jackson movie: DO IT OVER. IT WAS HORRIBLE.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a proud Gryffindor, copy and paste this on your profile.

The difference between a shoe and a ginger:

Shoes have soles!! (I actually have a friend that's a ginger, and I told him this joke and he laughed. LOL.)

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Is that the yellow banana tree?
No, Dora, that's the ocean.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

"Eat my shorts!" Bart Simpson

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered why monkeys like bananas, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.(24/7!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think that's me! OH CRUD! Did I just say that!? AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *is running away from cops*)

If you ever whacked someone in the soft spot while bowling, copy this onto your profile (Oh gosh, I remember that)

If you everwhacked someone while playing the Wii, copy this onto your profile (I got whacked)

If you ever asked what an super easy word, like year, meant while playing Scrabble copy this onto your profile (Dad still won't let that go)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (ALOT of times, too many to count)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.( I want to SLAP these people senseless!)

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. (My friends are nutjobs)

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't forgot how I was, My MOM did)

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile. (sadly, that book was Twilight)

If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

If you think Edward Cullen is an annoying bloody git, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are tired of copying and pasting things into your profile, don't even bother to copy and paste this into your profile.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile.

Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate!

If you have read my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

"A day without maths is a day wasted"-(NOT), if you agree with the (NOT) copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste

Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stinkin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards ( I fell for that... )

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile! (or yogurt etc.)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If aliens are looking for intellectual life... WHY THE HECK ARE WE SCARED!?

If you're a girl but the furthest thing from a damsel-in-distress, copy and past this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

Join The Army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them!

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, ColorGuard4ever

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, ColorGuard4ever

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax,FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey),LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, ColorGuard4ever

(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

You say pink
I say black
You say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
You say Zac Efron
I say Gerard Way
You say pop
I say rock
You say I'm weird
I say I'm weird
Put this on your profile if you agree!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you hate Twilight and/or Justin Beiber, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile

96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from the Empire State Building, because they're all Socs. If you're in the 4% of greasers that would bring a cooler, a lawnchair, and shout, "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate, hate, HATE clothes shopping then copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, soccerstar97, JamesMaslow'sWife25, Iamafanoftoomanythingstoname, Colorguard4ever

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this if you AREN'T a BELIEBER

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the darn Trix, copy this into your profile. (poor rabbit)

If you HATE slash, copy and paste this on your profile.

If books are your life and you absolutely CAN'T live without them then copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and paste this on your profile if you bump in to inanimate objects and say ‘sorry’

Copy and paste this on your profile if you have many flaws and proudly admit it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you hate people who hate gay people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever snuck on to Fanfiction.net and got into huge trouble for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I will call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people... but then again it all depends on their heart rate.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

No boy is worth your tears and the one that is will never make you cry!"

" A good friend will bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sittin next to you sayin man that was fun!"

" Dont hate me becasue im pretty..hate me becasue your boyfriend thinks i am!"

"Naughty by nature...Freaky by choice."

" Behind this smile are a thousand tears im drowning in."

" Im a good gone bad."

" it least im hated for what i am instead of being liked for what im not!"

" if your naughty go to your room...if you want to be naughty go to mine."

" Just cuz I'm FLY doesnt mean you can stare at me!"

" if a rose stand for love then why do they always die?"

" some guys are like fish...they wouldnt get them selves into trouble if they just kept there mouths shut!"

" your just jealous becasue the voices are talking to me!"

" i can be your best kept secert or you BIGGEST mistake!"

" beauty is only skin deep...ugly is to the bone."

" ever feel like all you do is screw up?"

" kiss me if you want to."

"you make me laugh when i dont even feel like smiling."

" what hurts more then loving you is watching you love someone else."

" fool me ONCE, shame on YOU. fool me TWICE shame on ME!"

" love is giving someone the power to break your heart and trusting them not to."

" my life is like a book...still being writtin..."

" all i want is for one guy to prove to me that there not all the same."

" A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and thouchs your heart"

" guys are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are hard to find."

" dont settle for the one you live with find the one you cant live without."

"always be you self because 'the people that matter dont mind' and the people' that do mind dont matter'."

"love is like a war 'easy to start and impossible to forget'"

" my dad has a saying 'suffer in silence' what a loving father."

" i've fallin in love and i cant get up."

" poeple cant control you unless you let them, so stop letting them! take control of your life and enjoy the freedom and all life has to offer! life is to short to be controlled by anyone."

" never let fear keep you from love."

" some times i wish i was a little girl again...scrapes and bruises are easier to fix them broken hearts."

"i smile because we are friends and i cry because thats all we will ever be."

"its cute how stupid you think i am!"

" at least be there to wipe my tears if you are gonna make me cry!"

" friendship is being stupid together."

" if i dont rember it doesnt count."

" life is a game...learn to be a better player."

" love is rare..life is stange...nothing last & poeple change."

" judge yourself before you judge someone else."

" there is no love deeper then a mother and fathers love for their child/children."

" love maybe blind but im not."

" im out of my mind be back soon."

" never break the heart that loves you."

" i gave him my heart and hoped for the best and he happened to be just like the rest."

" HUGS NOT DRUGS"

"dont hate me because im beautiful..hate me because im a bitch."

" i never knew the true meaning of pain untill the day you truned you back on me."

" my heart feels broken, my head feels numb, and i think i am coming undone."

" you cant break something that is already broken."

" my mind tells me one thing but my heart tells me something different."

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy ever minuet of it.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the cops.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

My reality check bounced.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me

When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 47, and find line 17. (Or 4)

"Something glittered in its lowest branch-like a fuzzy gold bath mat."- The Lost Hero, Rick Riordan

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

Wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Walking Dead

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:40

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Complete silence.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday. Searching for my dog, she ran out of the house.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at

My computer screen, duh.

9. What are you wearing?,

Black zip hoodie with an awesome dragon design, my field band theme shirt(Ten Seconds To The Moon. Check us out on YouTube), black jeans, black Chuck Taylors, and black socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

I had many dreams, everyone does. I just don't remember my dreams.

11. When did you last laugh?

At my friends sleep over Saturday night.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing, my room is too white I need some color in here.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Does my little sister's face count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Okay, I guess.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd buy a bunch of different companies, all of them having to do with something me and my friends love, and we would run them.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I hate the people at my school that say they like The Outsiders, when they really don't, because honestly you don't really like something unless you're obcessed with it.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

I'd be a demigod who's friends with the Outsiders characters.

19. A quote that you love/live by:

Stay Gold!, or See no (enter name here), hear no (enter name here), speak no (enter name here) (meaning if you can't see me, can't hear me, you can't talk shit about me)

20. George Bush:

He's a cross between a Lucian and a Tomas, I love The 39 Clues


The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I'm not).

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hope with all your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief is true, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think your teacher is a Mrs. Dodds copy this on your profile.

If you have a Camp Half-Blood T-shirt, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A PJO FREAK:

1: You think you or your friend(s) is a half-blood

2: You think your best friend (or teacher) isn't human

3: You wish to go to New York to see the Empire State Building

4: Instead of "oh my god"(OMG) you say "oh my gods"(OMGs)

5: You make your friends take the personality test to see who's thier parent

6: (optional) You re-read the series over and over and over again

Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Reasons I support Percabeth:

1. Percy and Annabeth have been through a lot together

2.When Rachel kisses Percy he tells Beckondorf not to tell anyone(aka denying it happened),When Annabeth kissed him he couldn't even remember his name.

3.When Percy was in Styx people who are relevant in his life showed then disappeared because they weren't his reason for staying,Rachel wasn't even shown as relevant;however Annabeth was his only reason.

4.Even Rachel supports Percabeth,the Battle of the labyrinth says:

Rachel drew another figure with her stick-an ashy Antaeus dangling from his chains.
"Annabeth's not usually like this," I told her. "I don't know what her problem is."
Rachel raised her eyebrows. "Are you sure you don't know?"
"What do you mean?"
"Boys," she muttered. "Totally blind."

Meaning she understood why Annabeth was kinda mean to her,because Annabeth thought she might lose Percy to her.

5.In the Titan's Curse Aphrodite says she's gonna make things harder for Percy,then later in the book we met Rachel.Isn't it obvious that the only reason she's there is to make Percabeth stronger?

6.Rachel,of her own free well with no alternative motive,became the Oracle. If she really loved Percy she wouldn't have become the Oracle.

7. When Percy was asked to be a god,he didn't think about how Sally,Grover or Rachel would feel about it.All he thought about was how he felt when he thought Annabeth would join the Huntresses,so he gave it up to be with her.

8.He was willing to face the wrath of Athena to be with her,enough said.

9.He carries a picture of her in his notebook.Does Rachel have her picture in there after she meets him?No,because he only wants to make sure Annabeth was real,that's the most important.

10.With This prove from Sea of Monsters:

"A half-blood hideout." I looked at Annabeth in awe. 'You made this place?"
"Thalia and I," she said quietly. "And Luke."
That shouldn't have bothered me. I mean, I knew Thalia and Luke had taken care of Annabeth when she was little. I knew the three of them had been runaways together, hiding from monsters, surviving on their own before Grover found them and tried to get them to Half-Blood Hill. But whenever Annabeth talked about the time she'd spent with them, I kind of felt...I don't know. Uncomfortable?
No. That's not the word.
The word was jealous.

He was jealous because she was with other people the way he wanted to be with her.

11. With Prove from Sea of Monster's here:

Tyson blushed. The crowd cheered. Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that.

All the campers had seen this coming.

12. The Lightning Thief:

She touched Thalia's pine tree, then allowed herself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world.
For the first time at camp, I felt truly alone.

enough said.

13.They went down the tunnel of love together.

14.Last Olympian:

Annabeth blushed. It dawned on me that she knew I'd been hanging out with Rachel, and I felt guilty. Then I felt angry that I felt guilty. I was allowed to have friends outside of camp, right? It wasn't like...

Even he says he doesn't like Rachel like that.

15.Last Olympian:

I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. She and I were about the same height this summer, which was a relief. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.

16.Last Olympian:

"Annabeth." I stopped her by the tether ball court. I knew I was asking for trouble, but I didn't know who else to trust. Plus, I'd always depended on Annabeth for advice.

Trust is important in a relationship.

17. LO:

I kept my eyes on Annabeth.
She nodded reluctantly. "All right. Get moving."
Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see."

I could go ON AND ON,but I think we ALL know deep in our hearts that Percabeth is the way to go

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

underline-Percy

Italic-Rachel

I love you...

You do?

Yes.

Oh...

Don't you love me back?

No.

What?

No.

Oh...

Yup.

You love me!?!?

Nope.

Oh.

Why don't you love me?

Because I love someone else.

Really?

Yes.

Who is it?

Annabeth

Twilight sucks. Percy Jackson rules! Here are some ways to prove my point:
Edward Cullen is a Stalker.
Percy Jackson Could Drown You in the Desert.
Bella Swan is a Wimp.
Annabeth Chase Could Break Your Arm.
Alice Cullen is a Freak.
Thalia Could Electrify You.
Jasper Cullen is a Cannibal.
Clarisse Could Kill You In 2 Seconds.
Rosalie Cullen Is Ugly.
Silena Beauregard Is Way Prettier.
Emmet Cullen Is Retarded.
And Grover, Well,Grover Will Be Grover

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Iapetus. Percy's Titan from who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

Long live Greek mythology.

Long live the Olympians.

Long live Camp Half-Blood

Long live demigods.

Long live Percabeth.

Long live Olympus.

If you only read PJO fanfiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile

LOVE LIVE PERCABETH!!

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile


Confessions of a Fanfic Writer

I'll admit I might be strange
Living in a world of fantasy
Sometimes I can't tell night from day
But this is just how it will be

Thinkin' that my fave character
Would fall in love with me
Seems so logical, whether it be
The jock, the hero, or the geek

Oneshots and crack fics
And all kind of whump
These are all of the things
That appeal to us

Here I am, a fanfic writer
Speaking for the army that is us
Chats, and forums and all-nighters
These are all things that are fun

So go ahead and tease us
Have a laugh at our expense
Say we're wrong and make a fuss
But to us it all makes sense

So here we are
Trapped in a fictional land
But..Can you tell me
Why is that so bad?


You know your obsessed with Outsiders when:

You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house"

Certain songs remind you of characters/gang. (example:"Little Wonders")

You've commited the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory

You've read Gone With the Wind or Great Expectations only becuase they are mentioned in the book

You've written (or are writing) multiple fanfictions relating to the Outsiders

You start quoting the book. (Stay Gold is my signature on my phone.)

You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts (Mine is pages 54-56 and 97-98)

you make a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know.

You start using the slang in the book (like Glory or shoot)

When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name.

You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang.

You've read the book multiple times

you sign your letters either "your buddy" (the same way that Johnny signed his letter to Ponyboy) or "stay gold," (Johnny's dying words)

After reading it again, you wonder at the details. (Like why Sodapop signed his full name on his letter to his little brother. Did he think that he'd been forgotten? or why they mentioned the nightmares...?)

You go to Dairy Queen.

While at said resturant, you order barbe-q-sandwhiches and banana splits.

You contemplate the meaning of "gallant"

You start calling your group of close friends a gang

You watch sunsets

You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done

Write 12 of your fave Outsiders characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1:Ponyboy Curtis

2:Johnny Cade

3: Dallas Winston

4: Sodapop Curtis

5: Darrel Curtis

6: Two-Bit Matthews

7:Steve Randle

8: Tim Shepard

9: Curly Shepard

10: Evie

11:Marica

12:Cherry Valance

1)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No.

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeah, kinda. But I like his little brother better.

3)What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

I don't think that's possible, but if eight got eleven pregnant, Two-Bit would be sad.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

One, he went to jail.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, I don't have a problem with gay guys, but not the gang, never the gang.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten even though Steve would kill them both.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation?

Depends on the situation.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten FanFiction.Net

What happens when Steve walks in on Dally and Evie?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Oh, god I hope not!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic

The Break Up.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

The two brothers struggle between brotherly love and unbrotherly love.

12) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Two-Bit is a bad influence.

13) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey, ever since Steve left to join the army, I've ben lonely, would you like to keep me company?

14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Not sure, I think he might just walk away and congradulate him later.

OMG! OMG! The Outsiders FanFiction Archive FINALLY reached up to 6,000 fics! If you are EXTREMELY excited about this, copy and paste this inside your profile.

If you support Sodapop Curtis then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have colored food because of Sodapop Curtis then copy and paste this into your profile

TEAM SODAPOP:

He may be the middle man.
He may have dropped out of high school.
But he's selfless and happy and kind.
He doesn't drink alcohol, gets drunk on just plain living.
He's the best brother anyone could want.
The friend everyone hopes for.
The guy all the girls want. The person we all want to be.
We love you, Sodapop Curtis!
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE SODA AND ARE PROUD OF IT! DO IT FOR SODA!

"Uhh...I'll think of somethin'!" -Sodapop Curtis

IF THIS IS YOUR REPLY TO LOTS OF QUESTIONS THAT BEGIN "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO--", COPY AND PASTE!!

"Hey Two-Bit! Mickey's on TV!" -Sodapop Curtis

IF EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SCENE MAKES YOU GIGGLE, COPY AND PASTE!

"I don't know, man. It's just like sometimes I have to get out. It's like I'm the middle man in a tug-of-war or something between you guys. I don't know, I can't take sides. Ponyboy, Darry could'veputyou in a boys' home, worked his way through college. I'm telling you the truth, Pony. I'm happy working at a gas station. Working with cars. I'm dumb. It's alright, I don't mind. You're not Pony. You'd never be happy doing something like that. [to Darry] Darry, you gotta stop yelling at him for every little thing he does, man. I mean he, he feels things differently than you. Bad enough to have to [sniffling] to listen to you. But when you start trying to get me to take sides. We're all we got left now. If we don't have each other, then we ain't got nothing. And when you ain't got nothin, you end up like Dally... I don't mean dead either, I mean, I mean how he was before. So please... [Starts crying] don't fight anymore... please..." -Sodapop Curtis

IF THIS SCENE MADE YOU CRY HARDER THAN ANY OF THE OTHERS IN THE WHOLE MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE!!!

Steve: (About a busted lip he got in a rumble) I think it makes me tough...what do you think, Soda? Think I look tough?

Soda: I think it makes you look different.

Steve: What do you mean different?

Soda: I mean you got a hole in your mouth.

I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood.

I blacken the name of our fair city.I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society.

Man, do I have fun!

Greaser... greaser... greaser...

O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood.

Juvenille delinquent, you're no good!

Get thee hence, white trash. I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well dressed.

I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties.

And what do you do for fun?

I jump greasers!

-page 136, The Outsiders

Socials may be large, Socials may be rough,
But man, oh man, them Greasers are tuff.
Socials got Mustangs Socials got cash,
But I heart Greasers that roll in trash.
Greasers are great, Greasers are bold,
Put on your Converse shoes and stay gold.

I'M A GREASER GIRL!
A GREASY, GREASY GREASY GIRL!
I'M TUFF, I'M LOUD,
AND DAMNIT, I'M PROUD!!

The Outsiders have taught me some valuable life lessons:

Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you

Sodapop taught me that it's ok to be laid back sometimes

Darry taught me to protect the ones i love

Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt

Steve taught me that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars

Two-Bit taught me that it's ok to make a joke every once in a while

And Johnny?

Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOOOOOOVE The Outsiders! :D :D :D :D :D

If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand Socs...COPY AND PASTE!

If you like Patrick Swayze, copy this on your profile.

If you've read a book/watched a movie over 5 times, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Darry is too unappreciated by most Outsiders fans, copy and paste!

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I don't want a knight in shining armour; I want a greaser in Levis and hair grease!

A letter to Sandy. You're welcome, Soda! :)

Dear Sandy,

You are a very horrible person. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO SODAPOP?! WHY?! WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU? HE HAS LOVED YOU AND YOU CHEATED ON HIM!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? If he had become emotionally scared of you, I would have flown to Florida and - you know what? I'm not even gonna say it. Just...BYE! >:(

Yours truly,

Soda'sGirl25, Lucy Elizabeth Curtis, and MANY others. :P

If you hate Sandy for what she did to our beloved Sodapop, then copy and paste this into your profile! Sign your name in the letter to show your hatred for Sandy!

Copy and paste this on your profile if you do a double-take every time someone says ‘Pony’ or ‘Soda’.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you would have Ponyboy Curtis’ baby.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you get mad when people write ‘Pony boy’ instead of ‘Ponyboy’.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you cry every time you watch or read The Outsiders.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think of Dally every time someone mentions New York.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you get mad when people write ‘Soda Pop’ instead of ‘Sodapop'

Anyone who thinks Socs are better then Greasers. You have some life lessons to learn! The Greasers are the best! Nobody can beat em! I know that for a FACT!!!!!! Greasers are the ones who actually have to WORK for what they have! Socs just get everything they want, and are spoiled little brats (most of them) who will end up being the Greasers if they keep up their act. Yeah that's right! I said it!! Man! Oh Man, i wanna be a Greaser! Greasers are the only ones who can stand on in a fight!
Greaser are the tougher ones who sleep outside at night!
They may be destructive, but for a good reason!
They also know that leather jackets are always in season!

Greasers rule!
Greasers rule!

Ya don't wanna meet 'em cause nobody can beat 'em!

Greasers rule!
Greasers rule!

They stick together and will fight forever!


If you believe that guns and weapons are uncool then copy and paste this into your profile:

Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool.
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl.
I did what I was told.
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never got to say good-bye.
I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another.
And all because he got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much.
And please tell Chris my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush,
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now.
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now.
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best.
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy tell my teachers that I won't be showing up for class.
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass.
Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this.
Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try.
And I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry.
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest.
But Mommy please remeber I'm in Heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack.
Mommy listen to me if you really would.
I wanted to go to college.
I wanted to try things that were new.
I guess I'm not going with Daddy.
On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married.
I wanted to have a kid.
I wanted to be an actress.
Mommy I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now.
The time is getting late.
Mommy tell my Chris.
I'm sorry but I had to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy I always have.
I know you know it's true.
But all I wanted to say is:
Mommy I love you.


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If you cuold raed taht tehn cpoy and ptase tihs itno yuor pfrolie!


About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

One night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard chaos at the end of her street when they went down to find out what was happening. They learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. So they quickly ran home and bolt everything down. Everyone settles down for a while, then they started hearing weird noises coming from outside. They let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. The man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. He crep in quietly. The girls were scared crapless. He walked into the room and opened the closet. The girls screamed and ran in separate directions. Four of the girls went downstairs and in the cellar door, which was right above the bathroom. He caught the fifth girl, took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinnwed her alive. Her friends heard her die that night, but they couldn't do anything about it. They listened to her scratching the door to get out. In the morning when he had fled, the remaining girls went into the bathroom. There engraved into the wall was her message: HOW COULD YOU HAVE LET ME DIE? They looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that had skinned her. If you don't repost this, the man will skin you alive too, because they haven't caught him yet. And the girl will make sure you die so she can pass on the tale. Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

Yay no more scary stuff!


(Bolded ones are that apply)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-box.

Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 19/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (things I am are bold)

You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts/short-shorts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total= 4/25

19/25 compared to 4/25...huh, I always knew I was a tomboy, but this is ridiculous!


1.) Are you wearing braces?

Nope, I don't need 'em.

2.) What kind of cell phone do you have?

LG Versa

3.) What color is your purse/wallet?

Black plaid

4.) What is your body's best feature?

My eyes.

5.) Do you hug teachers often?

Uhhhmmm, no. Not really.

6.) When is your birthday?

September 13th.

7.) What is your favorite name for a girl?

Echo.

8.) For a boy?

Ponyboy.

9.) What are your favorite movies?

All movies made from S.E. Hinton's novels.

10.) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black with a picture of Harry Potter.

11.) Who is your favorite celebrity?

Any one that was in The Outsiders.

12.) Look back at #10. Did you have to see what color shirt you were wearing?

Nope.

13.) What is your favorite subject in school?

English, or maybe art.

14.) What is your least favorite subject?

Health.

15.) What is your favorite teacher's name? (Last only, or initials.)

Crowe.

16.) What is your dream career?

Either singer or music producer or writer.

17.) Do you like to volunteer?

Depends.

18.) Are you active in a church/youth group?

No.

19.) What is your favorite number?

21.

20.) What is your favorite fruit?

Strawberries or Oranges.

21.) What is your favorite store?

Hot Topic, but I don't go often.


I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone can take my place.

Help me take that burden off her shoulders,
Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her.
Take my hand and it'll weigh no more,
For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged,STALLION OF THE CIMARRON, independantwriter-137, Nickicece, Colorgurad4ever

Girls

are like

apples on trees

the best one’s are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead they settle for the rotten apples

from the ground that aren’t as good but

easy to get. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they’re amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, one who’s

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Female Comebacks (Yea, I'm a feminist, are you!?)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Today all your dreams will come true! Woman: So you'll finally commit suicide?

Man: "All women belong in the kitchen!" Woman: "Oh they do huh? That's exactly why most women live longer than men... The kitchen? It's where the knives are."

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. {True about the man, but smarts are for me}

Three men were hiking through a forest...

when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs...

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...

and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...

and walked across the bridge


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Alexandra

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (3 letters of real name plus -izzle):Aleizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Blue Monkey

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Besalols

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Kool Aid

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Jean (idk if I spelled it right)

7. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Stella


Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I hit
2 (Feb) - I went on a date with
3 (Mar) - I stunned
4 (Apr) - I controlled
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June) - I robbed
7 (July) - I kicked
8 (Aug) - I hung out with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I prank-called
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that I love
06 - the Trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - an ice-cream man
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a butt-head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of manure
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - Tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - an actor
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love whales
Pink - because I have no friends
Turquoise - because I'm good with kids
Brown - because I like to go on dates
Polka Dots - because I hate stripes
Purple - because I'm a genius
Grey - because I have AMAZING friends
Other - because I'm stupid
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
Red - because the gummy bears made me
Blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye - because I'm a freaking scuba diver
Graphic - because I am crazy like that
none - because I have a killer six pack!!

I needed a dog because I love whales

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I kissed an angel because the voices told me to.


BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad. Here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you (Almost did that at the cheerleading game. I was going to dare Mgirl30311 to do it with me but couldn't -tear-)

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hair-dryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.


My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."


Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will bold):

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (how is that a bad thing?)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. ( mostly... ;p)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (anything but)

I don't like the sun so i MUST by albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (the most intelligent people are the strongest)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex

I talk to guys so I must be a SLUT

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (I'm just a very concerved person)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (If anyone ever tried to convert me I would punch them in the face. I'm not kidding.)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic retard.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a female dog.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I never denied my being insane, keep that in mind)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (sure, whatever you say)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (fire's totally awesome, guys!)

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

HATE STEREOTYPES!!!!! Post this if u agree


Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Whoever said only sunshine brings happiness has never tried dancing in the rain.

Life is not the number of breaths you take. It's the moments that take your breath away.

You can't leave a footprint that lasts if you're always walking on tiptoe.

Nothing is ever black and white, it's all shades of gray.

Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Live as if you'll die tomorrow. Dream as if you'll live forever.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching

Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, and the things you never want to lose

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting go

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, and a tragedy for the poor.

Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but instead what we yearn to be

We do not inherit the world from our ancestors; we borrow it from our kin.


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9.you get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)
10.you can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)
11.you get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12.you get to wear creepy masks
13. key word: POWER you get lots of it
14.all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. did i just say that out loud?
15.we get a vacation unlike the jedi's
16.we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)
17.we get to order our minons around
18.when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests
19.we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it
20.sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials
21.HOT BAD GUYS!!!
22.you get to act stupid any time and people are to afrade to lauph at you
23.the reason you joined


9 Things I Don't Like

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.


When life gives you lemons...

Make orange juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Eat them and spit the pips in Life's eyes

PUNS AND JOKES

Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now!

Q: A plane crashed yesterday and every single person died? Two people survived. How is this possible?

A: They were married

Q: Johnny's mother had four kids. The first was named May. The second was named April. The third was named June. What was the fourth named?

A: Johnny

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).


A SMART BLONDE JOKE

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke.


Wanna go for a ride little girl?

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street..

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,

“Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out...

"LOOK DAD. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT THE HONDA INSTEAD OF THE HARLEY, YOU RIDE IT!"


Stuipid Fears
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers Anablephobia - The fear of looking up
Anglophobia - The fear of England (well, with all the Cobra's...)
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes
Basophobia - The fear of walking
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter
Linonophobia - The fear of string (but string is fun!)
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (i wonder about this one...)
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public(how did u get through school?)
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words(kinda ironic)
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Turophobia- Fear of cheese


Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but he memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"
5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Dear guys,

Yeah we dont shave our legs everday.

Deal with it. Get over it.

Sometimes we just wanna talk to our friends.

No we don't always wanna make out.

Excuse us if our boobs aren't as big as that girls on T.V.

Hello? Our face is up here, douche.

Our bikini is as far as you're gonna get, pal.

Don't try any harder.

NO, we aren't going to hang out with you all the time,

and YES, we still do love youu.

Our best friends come first. PERIOD.

Call us your "bitch" or your "hoe", we will publically embarass you.

At the least.

We have our own problems to deal with.

They are our own FOR A REASON.

We're gonna get moody and we're gonna get needy.

Deal with it.

Because

If you aren't KEN,

don't expect us to be

BARBIE.

Here’s to the girls

That don’t always win.

The girls who stay up all night listening to music

That inspires them to do things next to impossible.

The girls that laugh, smile, cry, & think all on a daily basis.

The girls who love, learn, & regret.

The girls who may never have it easy.

The girls that learn the hard way & live to tell about it.

The real girls.


Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

and Justin Bieber taught me that its okay to be gay hahaha

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6, Then J-Lo fell On The Floor, and Britney Spears thought The World Ended then Nelly then woke up and said PHEW! it was Just A Dream!!


5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. And find that the first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile


Dear Icebrugs,

Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch!

Sincerly,

The Titanic


The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.)

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

( ) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

() You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

12 really the only reason I'm not in advanced classes is because when I was younger, I was a slow reader and I had to have tests read to me, but now, I'm one of the fastest readers in my grade but the school still has people read my tests to me, it's so stupid!!!


1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits –Run This Town- Rihanna, Jay Z, and Kanye West

Waking Up –I'm Just A Kid–Simple Plan

First Day of School – To Be Loved – Papa Roach

Falling in Love – Stay Gold- Stevie Wonder

Fight Song – Grenade – Bruno Mars

Breaking Up – Falling Inside The Black- Skillet

Prom –Not Listening- Papa Roach

Life is just...OK – Fuckin' Perfect – P!nk

Mental Breakdown –I Hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace

Driving – E.T. – Katy Perry and Kanye West

Flashback – Last Friday Night (TGIF) – Katy Perry

Getting Back Together –Pain – Three Days Grace

Birth of Child – Home – Three Days Grace

Wedding – Just Like You – Three Days Grace

Final Battle – Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace

Death Scene – Scars – Papa Roach

Funeral Song – Not Ready To Make Nice – Dixie Chicks

End Credits – We R Who We R– Ke$ha


WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 5

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression (Seriously, emos don't cut them selves, cutters cut them selves, emos are just emotional)
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses. (What does THAT have to do with being Emo?)
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 5

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 3

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 2

So I'm an Emo gothic punk nerd


What I look for in a guy?

Normal people: Nice, sweet, romantic…

TMI fans: Sexy, sarcastic asshole.

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Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Amy C., Ian K.]
A Thousand Years by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
Forced to work together on an architecture project, Annabeth and Percy both knew it was going to be a bad experience. What they didn't expect were themselves opening up to each other. Late nights together are bound to take its toll. AU. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,153 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The hard way by a raindrop of sunshine reviews
Ponyboy is paid a visit from a few socs after catching a flick at the movie house. WARNING: yaoi, rape, M/M HIATUS! Will be continued when life is less hectic, thank you.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ponyboy C.
Two Dallys by QueenliestDeadThatEverDied reviews
Dallas Winston's younger sister moves to Tulsa. Dahlia and Two-Bit take a liking for eachother, much to Dally's dismay.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Two Bit M., OC
I hate highschool by Thalico-freak-99-Hecatejewel reviews
Percy Jackson was the most popular kid in school. That is until he met annabath chase. The new hot nerdy chic. Will dating her ruin his reputation? Thalico, percabeth, traitie, gruniper,... R&r au and a little ooc
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Cure by Nicole The Dragon Rider reviews
One-Shot: What would happen if they found a cure for the tracker venom? Will Katniss be able to bring herself to do? Will Peeta return to normal? Check it out! First Hunger Games fanfic so go easy on me.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Her Outsiders by FrankiC reviews
Ellie is a girl who moves to the town where S.E. Hinton's book "The Outsiders" takes place. She first meets PonyBoy Curtis when he is being attacked by the Socs. The Gang save them both and thats when everything in Ellie's life gets complicated.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Dallas W., Two Bit M.
It's All Moonshine by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
AU. "I'm pretty sure this constitutes as kidnapping," Ally interrupted with a slow drawl, arms crossed as she fixed him with an even glare. She puckered her lips and quirked them to the side. Austin faltered momentarily, not expecting that, but quickly regained his composure. "Kidnapping?" he finally scoffed, "I'm not a criminal, I'm a pop star!"
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
The Day You Saved Me by Ms.Hestia reviews
Annabeth and Thalia have a little trouble while sailing, but someone is there to save them... all pairings..first fanfic.. please take it easy...rated m for l8r chapters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Bigger Than This by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth, the most successful seventeen year old actress on the face of this earth is forced to move in with her father, who lives deep in the south. She meets a certain farmer's son who will show her what it's like to work for what you have. Will she be able to get away from her movie star boyfriend and finally get rid of the celeb attitude? Rated T for teenage situations, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,072 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Red eye by crankybay reviews
What happens when all the cahills get to gether before the clue hunt has even finished! and what happens when there is a guy with a red eye whatching there every move? who are they? and most importantly what are they after?:D Please read and review!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,636 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Escape by xDarion'sKeeperx reviews
When the parents decide it's okay for Percy and Annabeth to have some time together, to escape from New York, they send them to Mrs. Jackson's cousin Charlie in Forks. P/A E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,724 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Night by the Lake by ReviewMaster52497 reviews
I'm back y'all! New chapter is up, and much better than the last two as far as writing technique goes, in my opinion. Look for some smut in Chapter four, which I will write once I get some feedback on Chapter three. NOTE: This story contains awesome stuff like sex, so if you have a problem with it, don't read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Artemis, Apollo - Complete
You Belong With Me by Rockyrocks919 reviews
Annabeth, now 18, finds herself jealous of Percy's new girlfriend. Just when things seem to be looking up, Percy is kidnapped and the police seem to think Annabeth did it. Drama, tears, and romance ensue as our favorite campers search for their friend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,907 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Friends Since Birth by FiveEightFive reviews
Annabeth and Percy have been best friends since they were born, literally. But as high school comes along, promises are broken, hearts are shattered and one fight could change everything. Will their friendship be ruined forever? FIRST 10 CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
You've Been Found by sammy4eva reviews
Two-Bit's baby sister finally finds him. Johnny and Dally didn't die. What if Dally and her hated each other? Is she really Two-Bit's sister or is she Dally's? Are both of them her brothers? Sorry, I suck at summaries. Warning: OOC, more modern in parts.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,125 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Two Bit M., Dallas W.
Green Eyes by ILove2Write13 reviews
[COMPLETE] My gray eyes met his pained green eyes, and I knew I couldn't let him die. AU, All Human...Somewhat.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Road Trip!: Tratie Style by Waves of Wisd0m reviews
Being long time enemies, nothing would let Katie change her opinions on Travis. Player, 'stuck up', jerk, prankster... But could one little road trip change it all? Click to find out...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,263 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Travis S., Katie G.
Oh Gods by awesome-demigod reviews
Annebeth and Percy just got married. Then Annabeth finds out shes pregnant!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Annabeth is Blessed? Or Cursed? by DemiSpy reviews
Annabeth was blessed. She calls it a curse. She runs away, and finds Percy along the way in the streets. She might fit in at his school, but can she run away from destiny? Percabeth. Full summary inside. Way better than sounds, just read the full summary. ABANDONED. WILL UPLOAD NEW VERSION SOMEDAY-I PROMISE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,303 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Something Golden by ClarkKentsgirl96 reviews
Ponyboy still wasn't over Johnny and Dally's deaths. Then he met Matty and his life changed forever. My first fan fiction story. I do not own the Outsiders, credit goes to S.E. Hinton
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 91,112 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Why me? by HollyKaySmith reviews
After an incident with her dad, Becca goes a few blocks away to live with her cousins,Sodapop Ponyboy,Darry Curtis who she has not seen in a long time due to her dad stopping her from seeing them. She starts to fall in love with her best friend Dallas W
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,686 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Dallas W.
Percy's so obtuse by soupdagloop reviews
Title doesn't fit with the story anymore Percy goes to Seattle with Annabeth, and Nico, but what happens they meet the iCarly gang;Percabeth; LOTS of iCarly bashing
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Percy J., Carly S.
Prince of Olympus by greekgirl211 reviews
After Percy's apartment catches fire, his life is turned upside down. Now, he has no mother, no father and no home. What happens when some unexpected help arrives? Formerly named 'Father and Son: Apollo and Percy' Definately a great read! REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,955 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Apollo, Percy J.
Taking the Fall by starryeyedwr1ter reviews
"The cops kinda beat it outta me that you guys were in Texas..." And that was just the beginning of his troubles. When Johnny and Pony leave town, the only person with the answers is Dallas Winston. NOW COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,891 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Dallas W. - Complete
Hosting Vampires by RiahDeLuna reviews
(NOTICE: I AM CURRENTLY REWRITING THIS STORY SO UPDATES WILL BE POSTPONED UNTIL I AM FINISHED.) The Cullen's move to Japan and enroll in ouran academy will this be a new start or a complete disaster? Includes Love-sick Kyouya and a softer side of Jasper. Warning: contains sexual references, dry jokes and possible yaoi.
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,637 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Carlisle, Jasper, Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
A little vampire by Valentine Thornton reviews
"Born into our world was a boy," Edward says, looking down at the gurgling baby in his arms. "And born into their world, was a girl." Bella looks at Edward, perplexed. "But the boy was born over 50 years ago!" Edward frowns."And he's fourteen years old!"
Crossover - Outsiders & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ponyboy C.
S T O L L by thePhonyOversized reviews
Definition: Sneaky Troublemakers Often Like Leaving. Travis & Connor Stoll are grounded. What's their mission? ESCAPE. Too bad they aren't really good at that. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,320 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Travis S., Connor S.
The Book of Stoll by BeautifulInEveryWay reviews
Hey I'm Alissa! I'm writing this for my best friends, Connor and Travis Stoll. You've probably heard about them through the Percy Jackson series, but this is the real story. The story of their awesome adventures and their life in general. Read & enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,201 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
A Beautiful Mess by Hey Two-Bit Mickey's On TV reviews
What happens to an innocent girl when she gets involved with a no-good hood that even Dallas Winston himself wouldn't approve of? Meet Juliet Curtis and her abusive boyfriend of two years. When her brothers and friends find out the horrors of her relationship, they're forced to take action. Will it be too late? Dallas/OC FORMERLY NAMED "Don't Look Back"
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Dallas W.
Great, just great by awesome-demigod reviews
Percy gets sick at camp half blood and Annabeth takes care of him. There will be a plot twist!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Silver Tongued by Ray-sama reviews
Ever since that day I tossed her the bread, I resolved to protect her. You think this will stop me? I may not know how, but one thing I know for sure. She is not dieing in these stupid games. Over my dead body. Features a darker Peeta in his Point Of View
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Fire Within Us by Rayne Cassandra Storme reviews
Formerly titled The Reason I saved Dallas Winston.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Two Bit M. - Complete
LoveHate Relationship by GreaserGirlie reviews
Valerie and Ponyboy have almost nothing in common, except the fact that their brothers belong to the same pack of friends. She isn't too fond of him, and he isn't too fond of her. Will they ever change their minds? And what happens if they do? Please read
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,871 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Ponyboy C., Two Bit M. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Stay Country reviews
Elizabeth Mathews has got a secret. She's hidden it for quite sometime, but as events in her life threaten the silent sanctuary she's created around herself, the tales begin to slowly unravel. And as secrets are revealed no one quite knows how to handle them. (In the process of being rewritten)
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,414 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sodapop C., Two Bit M. - Complete
Curious? Ask A Lot Of Questions! by tiffany59 reviews
Ever wanted to ask one of the 'Outsiders' characters a question? Want to pour out how much you hate/love any of the characters or rip a fanbrats head apart? Come on, ask whatever your heart desires. Major OCCness & fanbrats. Not meant to offend anyone!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,638 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010
In A Faraway Place by rachelcolleen1000 reviews
Sequel to "Once Upon A Time!" Read that first to understand! Peeta and Katniss are returning to the Capitol to mentor, but also to fuel the fire of the looming rebellion. Will they succeed or will the Capitol kill them before they have the chance?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Glass Academy by Kristin Michelle A reviews
Clary must attend an Upper-Class boarding school with her brother Johnathan when her mother marries to a man named Luke. While attending she meets an arrogant student named Jace, his adopted siblings, and friends. Normal Pairings. All Human. JxC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,951 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Runaway by hakuna-matataa reviews
Percy's gone. No one knows why or to where, until Annabeth finds a note written by him to her, four years later, telling him where he is, & Annabeth is determined to find him, no matter what the personal cost. xxPERCABETH!xx
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A True Outsider by TheMusician94 reviews
Forced to run away from her parents and pose as a boy to fit in with the gang of greasers she's know for years, Charlie gets the chance to tell her story from start to finish, facing a past she already tried so hard to forget. Bad summary, good story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,834 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
He Crept Up On Me by nargles.and.salt reviews
How Katniss falls in love with our beloved Peeta without the Hunger Games and a little help of a little duck and the ugliest cat in the world. M for later lemon ; and what is Crookshanks doing here? ;
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,297 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Once Upon A Time by rachelcolleen1000 reviews
What would The 74th Hunger Games be like if Katniss was in love with Peeta before it all began? What would The 74th Hunger Games be like if the rule change was made before they even entered the arena? Read to find out!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,688 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Dog for Ponyboy by kyolover16 reviews
Ponyboy brings home a dog, but will Darry let him keep it? I suck at summaries and titles for the record.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
A Girl & A Boy Destined For A Curse & A Ploy by SkylarCraze reviews
Percy I'm-Such-A-Prick Jackson and Annabeth I'm-So-Effing-Ugly Chase are as unlike as two people can be. But what do you get when you put hate, lust, gods, boarding school and a journey of epic proportions togther? Easy. You get love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,110 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
You Don't Know Me by thecucumberqueen reviews
By a twist of fate and a freak accident Dally, Two-Bit and Johnny change bodies with three socs. Until they figure out how to change back, they'll have to lead each others lives. It's with this that they realize just how little they knew about each other.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011
I'm so sorry by BabyYou'reAllThatIWant reviews
"You say that, but you never show it! What's the point of feeling something if you don't show it!" "It's not as simple as that," "Why can't it be?" "Because, it is my life." Love, Life & Betrayal. Percabeth. AU!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Not Letting Go by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
One-Shot about how, even though Annabeth's mother doesn't approve of their relationship, she isn't planning on letting him go. A trip to the mall, a small fluff, Percabeth ONE-SHOT
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Drag Me To Hell by Valentine Thornton reviews
Its less than a week till Ponyboy's birthday and everybody is excited. Pony gets an early bithday present from an unexpected sorce. Bad things start to happen. Will he be able to ditch the 'gift' before he is draged down to hell?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Ponyboy C.
DGM Mobile by BelieveInMeTonight reviews
The sequel to D.G.M. Demi-god Messenger.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012
DGM Demigod Messenger by BelieveInMeTonight reviews
What do you get when you mix a chat room, demi-gods, and gods? Answer: Chaos. Little Mermaid underpants, Finding Nemo pajamas, Spy Thalia, and Athena with a frying pan. Chaos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Fire Day by Aunna reviews
Darry gets offered a new job with better pay so the Curtis boys move. When trouble strikes, can Darry save Ponyboy in time? First Outsiders Fic. Beta Reader: ponygurl51090
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Ponyboy C., Darry C.
Peeta's Crushing Hard by PeetaxKatnissx13RW reviews
Peeta and Katniss are in their freshman year of High School in gym class. But Peeta's "friends" catch him staring at Katniss and try and get him to talk to her. Was originally Two-Shot,but being continued by popular demand.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Silent Dreams by Char739 reviews
STILL ACTIVE, JUST ON A HIATUS TO RENOVATE EARLY CHAPTERS! Adeline has been having the same weird nightmare, featuring a man with a bladed glove. What happens when that same man comes to haunt her dreams ten years later? Will he force her to kill, or will she keep her head? Freddy won't make it easy for her!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Freddy K.
Greasers' Sick Day by Vienna Warren reviews
When Pony gets sick, it's up to Two-bit, Johnny and Dally to take care of him. Are they even up for the job?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Teenage Dream by Mrs. Amelia Hawthorne reviews
Peeta and Katniss are teenagers right? So why not act like teenagers? Sorry I'm not to good at the summary.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The gang reads by ginnyrules27 reviews
On one wild and wet afternoon, the gang or what's left of it finds Pony's theme from two years ago. What will they do? Read it of course! Rating is for any swearing the characters may do. Now is Co-authored with Lupelovell345
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,057 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Gang Goes Camping by Vienna Warren reviews
Darry decides to take everyone on a little camping trip. Will trouble ensue? Hilarity? MORE TROUBLE! Read to find out... :P T for upcoming "language"
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Taayluur reviews
The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Spying by TheOtherUsernamesWereTaken reviews
The Cahill's and Kabra's are each given missions that join them together once again. Their missions are easy but then, something goes wrong as usual and their "easy" mission turns extremely complex and not so easy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Oh Johnny by ChloeHollingsworth reviews
Johnny is upset about something his father did.The gang is used to seeing Johnny shaken up, but this s different somehow...can Dally help him? Rated teen for the theme.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Johnny C., Dallas W.
Percy and Annabeth's secret night life by 1shadowfan reviews
After Kronos is finally defeated, Percy and Annabeth begin to have odd feelings towards each other... Sally/Posiedon, Grover/Juniper. Rated M for Lemon in later chapters, possibly violence, and explicit language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Darry's unicorn by S13foreverfan101 reviews
pony can't sleep, but when he does, he has the strangest dreams.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Darry C.
Life as Winston's sister by Angelfree13 reviews
Aly moved to Tulsa to live with her brother Dally. She meets the gang. But what happens when she starts school and decides its time for change to fit the role of ‘Winston’s sister’? SEQUEL TO LEXIS SIDE. OC-AlyxJohnny,DallyxOC-Lexi,SodaxAngela
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,990 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Dallas W.
Always Ponyboy by Overd0se reviews
Sequel to A New Ponyboy. He has a new attitude, and he sure does use it. The socs are trouble, but still the same. Pony does NOT enjoy school anymore. What will happen now? Pony's past might not stay in its place, but Pony's future might not either.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Ponyboy C.
That's What She Said by irishpride.13 reviews
Oneshots mostly. I don't know if I should continue it or not. So this is basically normal characters at Camp Half-Blood, and how Percy finds how easy it is to annoy people.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Halfbloods read The Lightning Thief by WishingWell414 reviews
After the Battle of Labyrinth, Percy and some of his friends are told they can change the future. How you may ask, by reading some of his most embarrassing thoughts out loud for the whole world to hear. The gods enter later.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,049 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
My Baby She will Always Be by Walkinthegarden reviews
Lena is a good friend of the Curtis brothers. When she is raped by one of the gang, things go spiraling out of control. Who raped her? Will the gang believe her? Warning: rape abuse suicide character death
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Darry C., Randy A.
The Way I Loved You by taylor519 reviews
Steve's cousin moves to town and isn't prepared for the violent, wild side of Tulsa. But, a certain hood can help her adjust. Read and Review please!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,970 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Dallas W., Steve R. - Complete
Come and Gone by jassmarie19 reviews
Atlana Reynolds, and orphan, has lived with the Curtis's for as long as she can remember. She and Dallas develop a relationship, rocky at best, that changes her perspective of everything, but when the events of the book happen, her world falls apart.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dallas W. - Complete
Scream: Outsiders Style by ClarkKentsgirl96 reviews
A series of murders begin happening in Tulsa, it's up to Ponyboy and his gang to find out whose behind it... Rated T for now but might be changed to M I do not own Outsiders or Scream, all credit goes to rightful owners
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by lion545 reviews
Dallas Winston decides to help a certain red-headed Soc out of some trouble. Will he regret his decision? Rated M for language and possible future chapters. Please R&R.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Dallas W., Cherry V.
Mistakes by Today-Only-Happens-Once reviews
They all thought that it was going to be just a fun field trip to Chicago. But then..."Darry?" Two-Bit asked, his voice frantic. "What, Two-Bit?" Darry urged, the alarm in Two-Bit's voice scaring him. "Ponyboy's missing." Not your average kidnapped story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,250 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Surviving After All by cassy1994 reviews
Post book. Johnny and Dally didn't survive. Just because they are dead doesn't mean they aren't here anymore.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Study Session by JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset reviews
Ponyboy is dreading studying for the history class that he hates, but he gets some satisfaction that he'll finish quickly, until Two-Bit and some other members of the gang stop by. Lots of screw-ups, humor, and just plain stupidity! Read and review!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Ponyboy C., Two Bit M.
Finding Home by DustWriter reviews
My first fanfic: an AU of how Katniss and Peeta came to love one another without the Hunger Games. Probably OOC since I'm just starting to write. Credit to author Suzanne Collins for the characters. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/cp7wmvd
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,618 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
What Happens Next by HetaliaHufflepuff33 reviews
What would happen if Johnny and Dallas would have lived? This story shows the gangs life after the book if they would have lived. I suck at summaries, please read and review!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,234 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Cherry V., Dallas W.
Undescribable by writer3098 reviews
Two-bit's fifteen year old cousin Zoey is visting Tulsa for a week to see if she wants to move back there. Will she say yes when her and a certain greaser fall in love
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ponyboy C., Two Bit M. - Complete
Athena Can Have Fun, Too by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
"PUH-LEEZE, Owl Head, you wouldn't know fun if it came up to you and bit you on the butt!" "Oh yeah? I bet you 700 drachmas that I can have more fun than you and Apollo combined!" "It's on! Loser wears Aphrodite's clothes!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,054 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
A New Ponyboy by Overd0se reviews
Ponyboy takes Dally's advice to the extreme. He heads to New York to become as tough as Dally. But a chain of events unfold, after a terrible mistake is made. Will Ponyboy come out in one piece? Will he make the right decisions? R&R!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,807 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Experiments on Cahills by TobiIsSexy reviews
Ian and Amy are trapped in one room. Natalieand Dan in another. What will happen? Warning: contains total rendomness and dweebdom. edited by The Girl Of The Moon
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Ian K., Amy C.
The Life Of A Royal by Nickicece reviews
What happens when Princess Annabeth is arranged to be married to the Prince of the Bahamas. Percabeth,Thalico and Tratie may be even a little Pipson later on the reading is good so do it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Saving Grace by Hey Two-Bit Mickey's On TV reviews
Hailey Grace Cade, Johnny's cousin moves back to Tulsa to be reunited with her family and friends. Read about her adventures and finding love along the way with a certain happy-go-lucky greaser A.K.A. Sodapop Curtis.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sodapop C.
When They Come by Liquorice Allsorts reviews
Six months after the Clue Hunt, Ian and Natalie are found in Boston. They're in hiding. Their father isn't very happy with them. But is that the only reason? Please R&R!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Smile by Spunky Metaphors reviews
There's a serial killer on the lose in Tulsa, but everyone thinks he's just a myth. He has many victims to choose from, especially the rich. So, what does he want with Ponyboy? Two-shot! R&R! T - Complete.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
50 Reasons: Percabeth Version by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons you, Annabeth Chase should date me, Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Rosie Ruby by M. Beth Tora reviews
There was hardly a moment that I didn't think about him. Even if I tried not to think about him, my thoughts some how ended up going in that direction. It was as if my whole world revolved around him. Johnny/OC Rating may go up later.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Johnny C.
Karaoke Night! by Katie.d13 reviews
Apollo decides to rip away the camps dignity and throw a Karaoke night on firday. All gods must sing, and at least four demigods per cabin. Lindy is freaking out, her dad expects her to sing. I WILL ACCEPT SONG ENTRIES OCS T cause of Poseidon's song.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,755 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Apollo, Percy J.
One of the Boys by Hey Two-Bit Mickey's On TV reviews
Karla Curtis has been a tomboy most of her life, but who wouldn't growing up with boys? Everything changes when she starts having feelings for Dallas Winston and she actually cares about her appearance. Will this only cause problems?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Dallas W. - Complete
The DemiDude Code by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Entries by Percy Jackson, Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, Nico di Angelo, Grover, Chris Rodriguez, Malcolm, among others with occasional bits of advice from the gods. Read it. You know you want to :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/6/2011
50 Reasons by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons/Reponses Why I, Thalia Grace Will Never Date You, Apollo, God of…Wimpy Stuff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
When In Rome by bookgirl39 reviews
For a dare Amy takes three coins from the Fontana de Amore and... well if you've seen the movie When in Rome you have a pretty good idea T because the movie is rated PG-13. AmyxIan vs Jonah and Hamilton.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,253 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Ian K., Amy C.
I Need You by SurferGirl3000 reviews
This is the story of Cocoa Curtis, Sodapop's twin sister...She is a simple greaser till someting that will change her life forever! ***COMPLETE***
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,176 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sodapop C., Darry C. - Complete
Trading Places by CrookieBare reviews
Ponyboy is a nervous wreck. He feels bad for the death of Dallas Winston and feels responsible for the death of Johnny Cade. When a shooting star comes out of the sky. Pony makes a wish that will change his life drastically.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
The Sixth Sense by spicygurl reviews
There was something different about me, I knew it. I was off. You could compare me to other boys or my brothers if you wanted to, then you could see it yourself.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ponyboy C.
What a rumble can do by AbbyIsWhatWeAimFor reviews
Soc's can be a real pain, but when Two-bit an Pony go to a movie, they get beat up. Pony might not make it. Two-bit's blaming himself. Shocking moments. Will the world ever be the same?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
Badass 101 by dnapolymerase314 reviews
My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Nico A.
Percy Jackson, the New God! by JordanMathias reviews
I, for one always thought it was weird that everybody has Percy as a one woman guy. What if Percy did become a god, but lived a life like a normal god.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Crap oh Crap! I have to Save the World again? by Book-Mania-Girl520 reviews
Percy and Harry thought that they were done. That they could be normal. Well unforutantly for them-they were wrong. Now they must find each other and save the world once again before it's to late. With the help of their friends can they succeed? AU!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,933 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
Love the Way you Lie by TaylorPaige24 reviews
Love is a wild and crazy thing. Sometimes it just comes out and hits you like a thief in the night without warning. For Dallas Winston and Danni Curtis, it's all about what happens when a tornado meets a volcano. Book 2 of 5. Sisterfic
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 149,000 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Dallas W., OC - Complete
Smile 4 Me: Da Songfics by AfroPsycho reviews
After Dally lost Johnny, he and Pony made a promise. A Promise that Dally was damn sure he wouldn't let Pony break. Based on the song Smile by 2pac, Scarface, and Johnny P. This is now where I put all my songfic oneshots. This summary is only chap. 1 R&R
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ponyboy C., Dallas W.
Another Sappy Love Story by Yumi Koruda reviews
Three new girls move to a new town and meet you should already know... Johnny Dally Ponyboy So Yeah have fun. These events are based on real happenings in our lives.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Rival Love by filmyfurry reviews
Percy Jackson is moving to San Francisco to live with his dad's family. Things are already complicated when he got there but when he falls for his step-brother's girlfriend, Annabeth Chase. Things get even crazier. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,869 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Lost without you by OutsidexLookingxIn reviews
15 year old Dawn Curtis has always had a thing for Johnnycake but never have the confidence to tell him. With the slightest touch she would blush, Love mabye? Will Johnny feel the same way? R&R please xxx
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,044 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by memory's marionette reviews
Dan realizes too late that placing your sister as a bet when drunk is never a good idea while Ian learns that seduction comes in many forms when it comes to Amy. Complete.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
My Little Angel by MissDior777 reviews
Sodapop Curtis's younger twin sister, Nicole, falls in love with her best friend, Dallas Winston.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Dallas W.
I'm In Love With The Easter Bunny Wait What? by What Is Left Unsaid reviews
Cherry goes to the mall with Marcia and some unexpected things happen.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,064 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Cherry V. - Complete
Winds of Nostalgia by you taryn at six reviews
Lori Winston's had a rough life, what with growing up with a non-supportive parent on the tough streets of New York City. When she goes to spend time with her aunt in Tulsa, she gets a surprise that wasn't expected. Running into Dallas Winston.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,318 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Dallas W., Evie
Love Like This by randomperson005 reviews
Emilie Curtis and Dallas Winston's love is like a roller coaster. One minute it's great, the next someone is halfway out the door. But what happens when someone must face sure death? Rating may change.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Dallas W.
Number 8 by Kylelover101 reviews
Just another one-shot! : Language and somthing bad at ending...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Two Bit M., Darry C. - Complete
How could no one notice? by BelleBailey reviews
Ponyboy is sick with a sore throat and no one notices? Will everything go unnoticed to them. sorry suck at summaries. Rated T for language only.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Golden in rust by hotpink jellybean reviews
In a really odd dream, Pony is sent ten years into the future. Soda's a terrorist? Darry's leader of a resistence? Two-Bit's a big time Soc? Steve is presumed dead? Johnny and Dally some how alive? What's Pony supposed to do?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Nancy Bobofit: Her Story by kjwolf reviews
Nancy is a character Rick barley explains. So, I made up my own story of what happens to her. Nancy starts school at Goode High School. There she meets our favorite hero.What happens when the two meet, again? And when she gets snoopy? Let's see.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,673 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Nancy B., Percy J.
Parenting by gumdropj reviews
Health was an 'easy A' for Ponyboy, that was until the parenting unit was introduced. Unfortunately, Mr. Harrison wasn't expecting an uneven class and so Ponyboy and Johnny are forced to work together. Relationships could get better ... or worse. R&R!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
What Remains by Fatcat91 reviews
Cossette Collins always had to fight to survive. Now she has stumbled on to a place that has been untouched by time and has met the boy who lives there
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Dallas W.
Far Out, Man by Jasmine James reviews
Money is tight and Ponyboy is not happy when his brother rent out their parent's room to a stranger. Jay Hopper. He is hiding something. He doesn't even act like a boy! If Pony didn't know better he would say he was a... girl?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Mine by Twiclipsee reviews
Johnny believes that love and soulmates don't really exist, until he meets someone that will prove him wrong. Not good at summaries :/ lol Rated T for all that good stuff that goes on in Tulsa XD.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,279 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Johnny C.
The New Girl by AnimalOfSins reviews
Annabeth is a new girl at camp, Luke isn't dead and is more of a womanizer as ever. Will Percy get the girl? No greek gods. Percy/Annabeth Thaila\?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy JacksonThe Outsiders Truth or Dare! by Posidion'sDaugher445 reviews
What happens when I kidnap 2 beloved book series charters? TRUTH OR DARE!
Crossover - Outsiders & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Ponyboy C., Percy J.
Reunion by Every'Piece'Has'A'Purpose reviews
He was tired of being alone. He was tired of being the only greaser left. He wanted nothing more then to meet up with his friends again- and he may just get his wish. Rated T because of language
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Two Bit Likes Blondes by Invited-Gatecrasher reviews
Everyone knows that Two-Bit dates blondes. But sometimes there's more to a girl than the colour of her hair. What would happen if Two-Bit was attracted to a girl completely different to his usual type? And what if she was Kathy's best friend?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Two Bit M.
Don't Preach by MRobitussin reviews
Another sister fanfic, sorry if you hate them. Hero is a young greaser that fell in love and made a mistake. After her boyfriend leaves, she realizes she's pregnant! I would like to thank shizamm for the idea. Rewritten to work better with time period.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008
The Man from California by blame it on the government reviews
Jesse came to Tulsa to find his father. Jesse know that's where he lives because it says so in his mom's diary. Maybe he won't find his dad, but perhaps he'll gain three brothers.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011
The Haunting of a Greaser Spirit by SpencerReidsOppositeCM reviews
Ponyboy has changed since Johnny & Dallas's death. And nothing the gang do can help him. But when he and the gang start seeing strange things in the house, will they come to find that one of their greaser friends is still with them? Even in spirit?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,610 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
He's My Johnny by mindashii reviews
Andy. Just working quietly to herself at the DX. So what's the story? It starts when Andy see's Sylvia trying to get in Johnny's pants. Four-shot. JohnnyXOC COMPLETED!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Johnny C., Sylvia - Complete
The Black Hole by Iamafanoftoomanythingstoname reviews
What happens when Ponyboy discovers a black hole in the wall of his room?
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Just a normal summer right? WRONG! by MW3WW3 reviews
It's just a normal summer until there is a dance and everyone has to go and have a date. Why is Annabeth acting so weird? And what is Percy doing jumping through portals? Please R&R Same old Percabeth. Better than it sounds.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,234 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Mirror by Gypsy Love reviews
A modern day teen notices a striking similarity between his life and the novel, "the Outsiders".
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 5/6/2005
The Outsiders Two Point Zero by becca303 reviews
This is a reimagining of The Outsiders with a slight modern twist. Enjoy!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Ponyboy C.
Bloody Mary, come to me by I Luv Johnny Cade reviews
Dallas tries to get Johnny to do "Bloody Mary" with him. When he refuses, Dallas goes in and does it by himself. Sodapop, Ponyboy, and Johnny flee the house flinching at screams of pain- in a powerless house...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dallas W. - Complete
Big Time Half Bloods by NC9 reviews
Everything was going good until the packages came in the mail. And then Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan found out they were Demigods. But it can't get any worse. Right?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
Courage, Love, Strength, Life by taylor519 reviews
Dallas Winston's sister has sought him out and moved in with him. She's got Dally's fiery temper, and when she gets to Tulsa so much drama ignites it, but can a certain Curtis brother calm her down? My first story ever so no flames please.. R&R!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Dallas W., Sodapop C. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Jasmine James reviews
Dallas Winston had spent three years on the wild side of New York. That was all the gang knew... but there was more. And, surprisingly, Dallas was the cutest 2 year old you'll ever see.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Dallas W.
Passin' Through by Tensleep reviews
Passin' Through was her only intention before she found something different in Tulsa and people started digging where they didn't belong. T to be safe
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,173 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Two Bit M., Dallas W.
Greasers in the Night by Toasterman reviews
After writing his grief-filled book, Ponyboy Curtis goes out to a movie. Afterwards, he has an unexpected meet-up with friends thought long forgotten...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Ponyboy C., Cherry V.
HornyBeth by GothicNicoLover reviews
Annabeth wants something special for her birthday. And she wants it NOW.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
When Jackson met Chase by hallws reviews
Percy Jackson is a failed marine biologist, who's about to be kicked out of his apartment. Annabeth Chase is an architect working at Jackson Corporation, who thinks her life is perfect. How will one job interview change their lives forever? AU t for later
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Austin Winston by Eshlyn Kar reviews
Dally has a twin brother who was there that night in the park. This is how things would have gone different. No slash, lotsa friend & brotherly love. Possible OCs.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,506 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Ponyboy C.
Taming by HavocDream reviews
She wasn't the type that mixed with hoods and He wasn't the type to care about awkward little country girls. Somehow, they made it work.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,644 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Dallas W.
Don't Speak by pyroJoe reviews
Title changed from Changes to Don't Speak. What if Darry never was granted custody? What would their lives be like then?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,701 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/27/2006
Little bit of Laughter by fangirl123 reviews
Isabel was a nice girl rasied by her dad in a small quiet town, but soon has to adjusts to the ways and violence of Tusla, maybe all she'll need is time, and a little laugher. Two-Bit/OC
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,333 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Two Bit M.
Staying Golden by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
Treating Me as if I was 6 instead of 14 really does suit this situation for Ponyboy. Takes place right before and then after Church Fire with a twist. Ponyboy's life was never going to be the same again, would it? Childfic. Mild Swearing and 'Love'.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,013 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Ponyboy C.
Doves Hate Me by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
When Percy forgets Annabeth's birthday, she ends the relationship. Aphrodite loses her cool and curses Annabeth to die with a lot of make-up and jewelery. How will Percy break the curse? Temp. Hiatus. Sorry!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
I have the best Boyfriend Ever! by Nickicece reviews
What happens when Percy Picks out Annabeth from school. I have no idea where am going with with. It's just some Percabeth drabbles
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
High School Never Ends by TonkaToy reviews
A slow smiled grew on the death god's face. "Alright, if you three think you can last longer them me in high school I welcome you to a bet. Who ever last longer gets to have the other three wait on him or her for three whole days. Deal or no deal?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,715 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Artemis
Two Weeks in Heaven by GreyBlur reviews
The last thing Percy Jackson wanted was an angry centaur on his case. But, knowing how luck-and the gods amusement-works, that very thing happened. This is a story about Percy and Annabeth's serious relationship. Rated M because I'm paranoid. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Vicious Jumping by SpiderLlamas reviews
Steve and Johnny get jumped by Soc's, what if Johnny gets tough this time?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Steve R., Johnny C.
College Drama by JordanMathias reviews
The gang is in college but not halfbloods, There will be TONS of Drama and lots of Romance. Percabeth, Thalico, slight Thuke and Lukabeth, with just a smidgen of Grachel. The Big Three own New York and whats this some gods have there Roman Names? Now open for adoption but on Hiatus for me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Calloway Was Her Name Making Him Fall Was Her Game by Fred Weasleys Wife reviews
Callie was Two Bit's cousin She came along and changed everything for Dallas. She made him fall...in love. But there's always trouble where The Outsiders are concerned
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Dallas W.
Head over Heals by mrolympian reviews
Random Percabeth Lemon
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Pulled Into the Hunt by Ashlyn-Taylor Whitlock reviews
Edward and Amy are siblings and Dan is their half brother. This is the story about how Edward was pulled into the huntand Amy getting over what Ian did to her. It is placed shortly after 39 Clues: The Sword Theif. EDWARD IS HUMAN... for now.
Crossover - Twilight & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward, Amy C.
Daisy Duke Curtis by Hey Two-Bit Mickey's On TV reviews
Steve/oc. Sisterfic. Daisy Duke Curtis finds out she has feelings for her brother's best friend. Lots of twists and suprises! Rating MAY go up later.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Steve R.
Coincidence by amfabulous reviews
When Amy's sophomore writing teacher assigns British penpals to everyone in Amy's class, Amy is ecstatic. What will she do when she finds out her penpal is someone she thought she would never see again. Is the match a just coincidence? Or fate?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010
Scars and Souvenirs by DrowningFromTheInside reviews
Dallas life's never been easy.But when the only person who didn't believe he was nothing left,he didn't have a reason to stay.But God proved His hatred for him by letting him live,and what doesn't kill you will only make you stronger..right?I own nothing.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,997 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Dallas W., Tim S. - Complete
New School by TwinkleLights123 reviews
AU. Annabeth has to move again and this time to Manhattan. She goes to Goode High and meets Percy and his friends. Now her life is filled with drama. Percabeth and sprinkles of other couples.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My Evil Math Teacher by Iamafanoftoomanythingstoname reviews
Darry has a girlfriend that hates Ponyboy. Is she just a mean math teacher, or... is there more to it than that?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
It All Started On A Completely NORMAL Day by Jasmine James reviews
You know this story. Five girls get transported into The Outsiders. Not the typical Mary-Sue story. What could go wrong? Well, a lot. I don't own the outsiders. COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,367 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Different Life by purplepheonixowl reviews
Ponyboy, a cute three-year old, is taken from a nursery school. And raised in New York! Please Review!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,404 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Ponyboy C.
Mine by unspokenlies reviews
Dallas Winston and Lexi Davenport have been best friends since they were little, but what happens when they suddenly fall for each other? Will they be able to get their friendship back, or are they destined to be together? Pre-book. CHAPTER 10 NOW UP!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Dallas W.
Nymphomania by To Wander reviews
Those damn nymphs had it coming. Rated M for graphic smut.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Always The Unlucky Ones by outsiders8910 reviews
The fateful night of The Outsiders that could've changed everyone's lives didn't go as you would think. Will the challenges be much harder to face than they originally were? T for my potty mouth.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010
Across the Tracks by Everything's Magic -92 reviews
Over on the west side of town lived a lonely girl. On the outside she appeared to be happy, with a boyfriend, a loving brother, and wealthy parents. No one knew of the struggles Taylor was facing until one fateful day when she crossed the tracks...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
Stupid Children Of Aphrodite by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
This is my first story! The children of Aprhodite convince Chiron to do a karaoke night! And a... catwalk? PERCABETH Previously-Camp Half Blood's First Karaoke Night/Lots of swearing in certain chapters/IN EDITING
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
After the End by Catherine-PJO reviews
The story begins right after Luke dies and follows Percabeth's life after the war. Fluff, a quest, fluff, wedding, honeymoon and more that are still to come! Rated M for a few adult themes. Sequel now up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,904 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Road Trip by SkylarCraze reviews
A road trip. It was just a random idea from a crappy thing that happened and yet...it turned out to be so much more. Annabeth and Percy find out so, so much more. And DO so, so much more. FLUFF-FILLED. LEMONS LATER.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,003 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Red Dawn by Johnnyboy Curtis reviews
Johnny will do anything for his sister, no matter what the cost. But what happenes when it escalates to him killing a person? Rated T for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Johnny C.
Shoot, College Sucks by ShotgunOpera13 reviews
"This is a true American tragedy, Diane. Don't you agree?" the anchorman intoned. A female anchorman nodded solemnly. Ponyboy Curtis could be dead.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
I'm Coming for You by FunnelCakes reviews
After the explosion of Mt. ST. Helens, Percy doesn't return. Annabeth is given a quest to save him. I'm not putting a full summary because that will giva away parts. Maybe some OOC. Rated T just in case. *WILL BE CONTINUED BY ApollosFavoriteDaughter3927*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Life in Tulsa Ain't So Ordinary by tiffany59 reviews
This is life in Tulsa when Tiffany and the characters of the Outsiders are not filming 'Curious? Ask A Lot Of Questions' Yes this is a parody, so not meant to offend anyone! Mary-Sues, fanbrats, and randomness! Ideas will be put into consideration! R&R!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010
SeaMist and Butterflies by Apeiron reviews
"She hit me." Not a very good start for Poseidon and Sally's relationship but a little trust goes along way. The Fates have more in mind for Poseidon and Sally than just 18 months. As long as they can survive the Gods that want to keep them apart.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Poseidon, Sally J.
Playing With Fire by A.tmosphere 03 reviews
Kathleen Rivers happens to have a brother who is the leader of the Brumly Boys. She's been raised around the gang life. Although never involved in it, the constant worry of her brother's safety drives is always on her mind.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Steve R.
Why Am I Writing In A Diary? by callisoluna reviews
Dally's younger sister's life. Rated T because, well, the sister's related to Dally, isn't she? Reviews welcome; this is my first fanfic. Disclaimer: I'm obviously not S.E. Hinton and I don't own The Outsiders.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Dallas W.
black and white by letseatzombies reviews
"I couldn't ever love Dallas Winston. His heart's too hot to hold." / OC POV. RATED M FOR CUSSING.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Dallas W.
Advice by LiveLaughLove33 reviews
Alice Cullen meets a young Dallas Winston one cold night in New York City...
Crossover - Outsiders & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Dallas W., Alice - Complete
Artemis and the god of lust Cosire trilogy book 1 by Jose And Erick reviews
Cosire god of lust has returned to mount Olympus and he wants Artemis's virginity.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Artemis - Complete
APOV by MW3WW3 reviews
Basicly Just A normal summer right? WRONG! in Annabeth's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Greaser Halloween by outsiders8910 reviews
Just a Halloween One-Shot with our favorite greasers! Please Read! Warning, there is one swear word, but that's it.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Only One Person Knew by Now.Get.This reviews
I sort of hoped Ponyboy wouldn't hang around with us all day but these days I didn't mind him as much as I used to. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that he was the person that knew. That knew about this self-harming thing I'd caught on to.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Steve R.
College Romance by Good Aldjg reviews
Percy J. and Annabeth C. fanfic. Percabeth, and may be rated M. I'm not sure if I'm going into that. They're in Goode High, regurlar mortals and almost all the PJO characters. So enjoy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010
A New Summer by sasha1207 reviews
A year after the war, Percy and Annabeth's relationship has still not taken off yet. What will happen? A new summer means new friends, new relationships, and new enemies.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Summer Vacation by Reno the lover reviews
This is the Sequel to A Summer With The King rated M for later chapters and to be safe on the first chapter. After one month will Haruhi finally get her kiss? Or will she get even more. Working on Lemons. Open for suggestions.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
A Parent's Worst Dream Come True by goldengreaser reviews
AU- Eight years ago little Ponyboy Curtis was kidnapped from a local hospital but now that he's been found life isn't getting any easier
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 72 - Words: 81,214 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Sarah Cade by rosebaby reviews
Sarah Cade, Johnny Cade's older sister, grew up with the greasers too. This is a story about why things happen to certain people, and why the greasers are the way they are. Watch my trailer for this fan fic on youtube . com /user/2rosebaby2
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,662 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Dallas W. - Complete
That Did Not Just Happen by Di Angelo Twin reviews
this is another one of my stories. its like My First Look AT love mine also Annabeth has to leave Percy on Mt. St. Helens. how does she feel? what will happen while she goes back to camp? read and review :D btw its Annabeth's POV i forgot to label it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Roses and Dating Sites by KCitharaAzn16 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are over. After two years they still can t get over each other. So Grover, Beckendorf, Nico, Juniper, Silena and Thalia have an idea!Just incase I forget, I do not own anything all rights are to Mr.Riordan! Happy Dance!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Caught in the Act by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are sent on a vaguely detailed quest together. Just the two of them. Alone. In Hawaii. Sharing one hotel room. Completely unsupervised. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Full summary inside. Annabeth/Percy ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Without you God knows what I'd do by TeaTimex3 reviews
It's the summer of nineteen sixty-two, and almost anything can happen when you're a teenager in Tulsa Oklahoma. When sixteen year-old Sophie met Seventeen year-old Dally, she never expected he'd play a bigger part in her summer then that one night out.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dallas W.
Cowboys and Indians by Johnny Cade's little sister reviews
Moments in life as the Curtis boys grow up and become who they are.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Dan's Karaoke Birthday Challenge by RayChanz-333 reviews
Hey,I'm back!So,this is a story I chucked aside for a long time and never did finish it.so,if you can,try to finish this story.Good luck!Any couples will do,it's your story now so be as creative as possible!Hope people will take this challenge!Enjoy!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Labyrinth by Zolar-St0rm reviews
Based on the forth book battle of the labyrinth, Percy and Annabeth are both 18, what happens when percy finally gets the message but Rachel's there contains smut, copied part of it from the book.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
First by E. M. Zeray reviews
First moments in Percabeth's relationship, going up until their engagement. Prequel to "In Fear and Love." First date, first school dance, etc, etc... Fluffy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
April Fools! Dude, It's June by ShotgunOpera13 reviews
Well, it's not April Fools, but Johnny and Pony decide to play pranks on the gang. How does it turn out? Devestating, of course! How you might ask? Well, read the chaos to find out. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Rated for the use of one cuss word.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Golden Kids by lazywriter123 reviews
Ponyboy and his friends in his school are not your normal pack of teens. A story of humor and insanity.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Ponyboy C.
New kid on the block by Eraman reviews
Major AU! There's a new kid in Tulsa and he is kinda special. He keep many secrets and mysteries. Who the heck is the new kid? Rated for safety.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Steve R.
Tutor by ShayL reviews
Randy discovers that he is failing English class and Mr. Syme decides that he is in need of a tutor. And who else better than Ponyboy? The two of them may be on mutual terms with each other, but is the war between the greasers and Socs really over?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Ponyboy C., Randy A.
Running by ShayL reviews
Everywhere he goes, that strange prickling sensation of being watched follows. Someone seems to be stalking Ponyboy. Can Ponyboy figure out who and why? Warnings: First POV from Pony's perspective, strong instances of OOC, wacked-out humor
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Ponyboy C.
Forever Starts With Fifteen Minutes by 0KaCey0 reviews
AU. Percy and Annabeth meet at a bar and become the others' temporary significant other to help them get back at their ex's. When their relationship starts with revenge what does that say for their future? Rated T for strong language and suggestive themes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,716 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
trick R treat by ReJeCtEd s0uL 1162 reviews
Its almost time for halloween, and everybody can't wait for the masks, treats, and the pranks people do on eachother. But this halloween won't be so fun for the gresers. Socs still remeber about the death of Bob and decide to prank a certain greaser...
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ponyboy C.
Get Me the Hell Outta Here by SubwayWolf reviews
Curly hates the reformatory center - there's mean wardens, crappy food, and no windows. But to the rescue comes Tim and Dallas. Can the older Greasers break Curly out of that place?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Curly S., Tim S.
Let My People Go by spicygurl reviews
Strange things are going on around here. And they're not just coincidences. Bloody water, frogs, lice, grasshoppers...you name it! I don't know why but i think somehow, this is Dally's fault. Based on The Bible's "Moses and the 10 plagues on Egypt".
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dallas W., Ponyboy C.
Girls Choice by spicygurl reviews
He knew it. He knew it even before he stepped in the auditorium, that this was going to be a hard week for him. The Sadie Hawkins dance was around the corner and Ponyboy has been asked by dozens of girls. How does he decide who to say 'yes' to?
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
All Grown Up by theEnd710 reviews
What will happen when Ponyboy gets a girl, that doesnt take things slow. What will his brothers say? What will happen when the gang wants to meet her?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Ponyboy C.
Johnny's New Home by ivy45663 reviews
The sequel to Ponyboy's Nightmare. Things are getting pretty bad at Johnny's house. How will the gang help him through and will he accept thier help. Will Janet come back to cause more trouble? Tune in to see. Please read and review
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C.
Waves of Wisdom by TrackRunner73 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are sworn enemies due to their rivaling gangs, but as they get to know one another being with their gangs only gets more and more difficult. Especially when they start to fall for each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,634 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Project:Percabeth by wisegirl1333 reviews
Uh-oh! Annabeth caught Percy asking out Silena. But, was he really asking out Silena or practicing for to ask out somebody else? Now Percy has to figure out a way to win back Annabeth's affections which he doesn't really know even exist.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Whatever happens, don't blame me by BlackHeart24 reviews
Percy has a dull life. One trip to Vegas changes that! Percabeth. No Flames! All Human. Sorry! On Hiatus becuz of computer issues!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The City is At War by GoodBadAndEverythinInBetween
The city has broken out into Greaser versus Soc wars.The Socs have always won, and always will, because they're the ones with the lucky breaks. But it won't stop Dallas Winston from giving those Socs a good lesson. Oneshot. DallyWinston.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Dallas W., Cherry V.
On Vacation by Gillybeanxo3921 reviews
takes place after L.O. Chiron sent our two favorite heroes, on a mysterious vacation. What will happen when Percy and Annabeth are alone for three weeks? T for now, might be M later.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Apples at the top of the tree by theflowershop reviews
There's a girl in the greaser gang, Brianna, and Johnny cant help but have feelings for her. He doesnt have the guts to tell her but what if she finds out? will she like him back? And what will happen to them that can change their lives forever. T in case
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Johnny C.
Salvage Me by Thoughts of Yesterday reviews
Everyone thought Ponyboy just had a cold. - HIATUS
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ponyboy C.
Essence of Rose by Joe Normal reviews
For them, dyslexia is the gift that just keeps on giving. Set after Battle of the Labyrinth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Becoming Dallas Winston by Johnny Cade's little sister reviews
After learning that the State is going to take him away,Pony runs to the only place where the State can't get him. Running from his past and the recent death of Johnny and Dallas he finds that he is becoming Dallas himself.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,030 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
She's A Handsome Woman by KaelynnLovesGerard reviews
A year after the accident, Johnny Cade is starting to notice Ponyboy's twin sister in a different way. And flustered is an understatement when it comes to Johnny Cade and girls.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Johnny C.
The Devil's Secret by DistantThoughts reviews
Ponyboy gets placed into foster care after Social Workers come to check on them. He gets placed with a family with a dark side. Abused and neglected will Pony be able to survive? Read warning in Ch 1!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Ponyboy C.
Before Dawn by Thoughts of Yesterday reviews
They travel to see their only living relative, Great Aunt Peraline who is facing her last Earthly days. Once they return home to Tulsa, it is Ponyboy who realizes they brought home more just than memories and faded photographs HIATUS
Crossover - Outsiders & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ponyboy C., Edward
Burning The Bridges by Jasmine James reviews
COMPLETE! Susan Drisco has never wanted to be a large part in the social world. He main worries are how to help her family. Though with a few simple turns of events she finds her whole world turned. Overall Disclaimer, I only own the Drisco family.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Dallas W. - Complete
My Wish Come True by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Percy's point of view of Caught in the Act. Percy/Annabeth Percy's POV ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Magical Greaser by Switchblades and Sunsets reviews
To Ponyboy, 1963 was supposed to be just another year of middle school, made all the more stressful because of his... inexplicable abilities that threaten to break free. Who knew problems from 30 years in the future would come to knock on his door? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Ponyboy C.
AWOTU by Aanaleigh reviews
How can one fifteen year old girl cause a war between gods? Easy. Her mother. being rewritten
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,340 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Four Times Percy and Annabeth Almost Have Sex by greenconverses reviews
Four moments leading up to Percy and Annabeth's first time together. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Bang! by Devil917 reviews
After Ponyboy gets shot he seems like the only one who can solve why this is happening. But he won't talk. So it's up to the everyone else to figure out who shot Pony, before someone else gets hurt. Or worse: killed.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,603 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Will We Ever End Up Together? by mellamaet reviews
how will Amy and Ian's love survive amongst the world that doesn't believe in happy ever afters?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,770 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Another Quest by IceSkater76 reviews
Takes place 3 months after TLO. Minor Percabeth and Thalico.Review Review! Now the main charaters are Thalia and Nico.A little bit OOC. UNCOMPLETED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Unknown Reality by Donatello8696 reviews
Darry Curtis Jr. was gone. Kidnapped at the mere age of three. Though his parents searched for him for nearly a decade, he was gone. But now, 11 years later... "Mrs. Curtis? We've found your son..."
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Darry C., Sodapop C.
The 39 Clues Is Unnatural History by CheezePOP38 reviews
Dan and Amy Cahill head to D.C. while on the hunt for the 39 clues, there they meet Henry, Jasper and Maggie at the Smithsonian Museum Institute.
Crossover - 39 Clues & Unnatural History - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010
This is Why Chiron Has Rules by phoenixkami reviews
Set two years after the war when Percy and Annabeth are 18. What exactly will happen?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Torture of love for both? by kivey reviews
hate people read a story want to make one. no flaming. don't like don't read. Percy and Annabeth get into many incidents that just improve there feelings which are pretty large already.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sneak Peek by AnimeFan202 reviews
What if the greaser gang got a chance to meet their future children? A sort of prequel to Impact. Review please! First story in future generation series.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Lost and Found by Edwards-Clumsy-Lamb reviews
Bella Swan moves fron the UK to Forks to live with her dad. On her journey she meets a gorgeous guy with amazing hair. Little did they know what was going to happen after the flight. read and review. Rated M. Cannon couples. xx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Kids Are Entertaining! by TheJazzyDolphin reviews
The gods are bored on Mount Olympus one day and decide to watch their kids for entertainment. What will they see? R&R, and ideas are always welcome! I don't own PJO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
Love Finally by milify-star reviews
There's a new girl in town and she's turning things upside down. She'll be a friend, a sister, and even a love for a hard-hearted bad boy.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,227 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ponyboy C., Dallas W. - Complete
Wife Swap Files Book One: Demigods and Vampires by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
This is the first story in a planned series about different book characters going on Wife Swap. The Cullens including Jacob and Renesmee's children swap wives with Percy and Annabeth's family. What will happen? Will they discover each others secrets? R&R.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Esme, Annabeth C.
Hello, Tulsa by Alexis loves you4554 reviews
Summer Reynolds moves to Oklahoma, right next door to the Curtis boys. Her and Soda become best friends right away, and when he introduces her to the gang, She fits in instantly. But she cant help but fall for a certain bad boy...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Dallas W., Sodapop C.
A Peek into the Top Secret Lives of by LovePrism reviews
For the 39 Diaries Contest. Entries from Jonah's, Amy's, Dan's, Natalie's, and Ian's top secret diaries/journals/private blogs.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
PJO Interview with Annabeth and Nico by sman97 reviews
I Interview Annabeth and Nico! Please Rate and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Nico A.
The Fifth of July by SubwayWolf reviews
Dallas Winston tells the gang where he was on the fireworks-lit night of the 4th of July. - Based on a true story from my life that happened on the same date, in 2010.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Dallas W. - Complete
The Seduction of Haruhi Fujioka by Names Are Hard reviews
Tamaki has a plan that involves Haruhi in a most mature way. She is the unsuspecting prey of our lucid Tamaki. Watch the progression of their hearts, careers, and friendships, as Tamaki pulls Haruhi to him in an interestingly well made web. Tamaki/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,625 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
A Whole New Beginning by xXI.AM.BEASTXx reviews
Percy is still in his old school, Yancy Academy and hasn't experienced any of his adventures yet. This 3-shot, will bring a whole new beginning to our favorite Perseus as he meets his camp friends all over again. Starting with Annabeth. What will happen?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Quests and Embarrassement by 3feetFantasy reviews
SPOILERS Okay so takes place after The Last Olympian, but Percabeths kiss's don't happen. Who's idea was it for their quest? Why the honeymoon suit? All these questions will be answered. Lemon in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Unexpected by estival.rain reviews
Unexpected. Everything was. The fact that the Cahills and Kabras were demigods. The fact that the next Big Prophecy included them. The fact that what would happen this time was even larger than what had happened last time. On HIATUS.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/2/2010
It All Falls Down by AfroPsycho reviews
Even after the book's events, Soc's didn't really care about what they did to greasers. Pony, in his last assignment of the school year, plans to give them a reality check... in a big way! Two-shot unless I decide to update. T for some swearing.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ponyboy C.
Fighting by Topah reviews
Like my other stories, this is pure smut. It's M for a reason. Annabeth tries to fight Percy off.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The New Girl in Tulsa by buono-berryz-cute reviews
Jennifer Scott is the new girl in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She quickly meets and befriends the Greasers, and falls in love with Dallas Winston. But what happens one night, when a Soc takes things too far? Rated M for safety; maybe a future lemon
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Dallas W.
Surprises When You Least Expect Them by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
Set before the fifth book. Annabeth pays Percy a visit and she tells him her feelings. What will unfold? JUICY LEMON. M
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Don't Leave Me To Die Here by Musicmylife22 reviews
What happens when Dallas Winston's little sister finds him in Tulsa? After putting up with her abusive mother for far too long, Sara Winston, 15 years old, runs away from New York to find her brother. Watch as she falls in love for the first time.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Dallas W., Steve R.
Percy Moves to Seattle by lov 2 read reviews
Percy goes to ridgeway school and meets Carly,Sam & Freddie. Their life from when they meet. Bad summary, read inside.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Percy J., Carly S.
Lexis side by Angelfree13 reviews
Follow the original story of The Outsiders as Sodas twin,Lexi curtis, deals with everything and her secret relationship with Dally!the storys better then the summary.Dallyx my Oc lexi,a little SodaxSandy, and SodaxAngela Shepard Give it a read!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,303 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Dallas W. - Complete
Lovely by amfabulous reviews
It's has been five years since the struggle has ended due to destruction of the 39 clues. Five years since Ian called her lovely. Five years in which Amy has been trying to get over the love that left her. But then he comes back asking for help...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Twi39:Truth or Dare by Lulu1018 reviews
Amy, Dan, Ian, Natalie, Sinead, Ted, Ned, and the Cullen gang play Truth or Dare. Funny with a bit of Amy/Ian and Dan/Natalie
Crossover - Twilight & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2010
A Ponyboy No One Would Expect by RozaHathoway reviews
When Pony mysteriously disappears for 3 days, only to come back insanely gorgeous, with ice cold skin, and no heartbeat, many things will change!
Crossover - Outsiders & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Ponyboy C., James
How do I say this? by Kitty-cat-Katy reviews
Well a while ago I had an adventure, one thing led to another and I fell in love, this is my story... DallasOC
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Dallas W.
Hot Summer Night by MagisterChris reviews
A one shot Percy x Annabeth fanfic, warning Rated M for a very very descriptive lemon. Just like the books is in Percy's POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Bleeding Hearts by troubadour12 reviews
Since there's quite an invasion of Ian/Amy romances here, I'd like to add my own. I have belief and hope that this pairing will survive. If not...well...Anyway, I hope you enjoy this! It's set after the Sword Thief. And...you'll see if you read!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,863 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Never Fall Down by XxscarletmoonxX reviews
A girl finds herself in Tulsa, Oklahoma being forced to settle down in a girls home. She soon becomes friends with the Curtis gang and her life begins to unravel. Can a certain greaser save her from a fate worse than death or will he go down with her.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Dallas W.
The Outsiders: Fire In Her Eyes by ThatCrazyKitty-MalfoyLover reviews
When 14 year old Serena Colette moves to Tusla from New York and is beaten by Socs who should find her but Dallas Winston. When she begins hanging around with the gane and dating Johnny Cade, Dallas becomes protective a little too protective. Could it be Dallas is falling in love with Johnny's girl? R&R CURRENTLY ON HOLD
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
Got You In My Grip by waterjazz reviews
What would happen if Percy and Annabeth had been alone when they kissed? SPOILER OF BOOK FIVE, DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED. LEMON LEMON LEMON! Rated 'M' for a reason. No flames, please. P&A.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percabeth Twilight by vampire-demigod75 reviews
I suck at summaries. ummmm.......Lemon? Percy gets a surprise visit from Annabeth before his birthday. Downhill from there. no flames please. OOC. my first story sucked so i tried editing it. twilight in later chapters
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2009
The Curtis Girl by LeahClearwater.Wink-wink reviews
Another sister fic! I know, they're everywhere. Her name is Ryan, and she's Soda's twin. Two-bit likes her and she likes him back. After Darry has "The Talk" with her, everything starts to change, and not for the better. Please R & R. Rated to be safe
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Two Bit M.
Ponyboy's Nightmare by ivy45663 reviews
Set after the accident, but before the book. Darry has a new girlfriend who doesn't like Ponyboy. What lengths will she go to, to get him out of their lives? Please R & R.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,070 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Darry C., Ponyboy C.
its you and me forever babe by darius prince of the sea reviews
its takes place right after the fourth bookand goes on to the last one its basically my sequel to the book SERIOUS PERCBETH PEOPLE not for those who are immature its my first m rated fan fic ever AU sort of
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Then I heard his TwoBits by Slippin' and Fallin reviews
When someone gets on Tim Shepards bad side, a group of greasers jump in to her rescue, could something about her catch the eye of a certain guy? TwoBitxOC
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Two Bit M.
The Camping Trip by ivy45663 reviews
Someone from the Curtis's past wants to take Ponyboy away. Darry decides to take the gang on a camping trip. Will contain suicidal thoughts later on. Please Read and Review.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete