AlyssaKendall
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Joined 06-06-10, id: 2393193, Profile Updated: 11-11-10
Author has written 3 stories for Wrestling.

Talkin' 'bout a girl who looks like you, she didn't have the time to wait in the queue...

I'm definitely not a man, but I'm totally the Myth and the Legend.

Who she is...
You can call her Alyssa, but never "Lyss" - 22, outspoken, Italian

Where she does it...
All over your face. Mostly, in Ohio

What she does...
Kick ass and chew bubble gum...and she's all out of bubble gum. Also specializes in second-person fiction in the TNA fandom, and in her spare time, teaches kids with intensive special needs

Who she's partial to...
[TNA and Ring of Honor, as it stands] Samoa Joe, Matt Morgan, Eric Young, Jeremy Borash (yes, the announcer), AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Colt Cabana, James Storm, Robert Roode, Desmond Wolfe, Brutus Magnus, Doug Williams, ODB, Amazing Red...and Homicide.

Who she wants nothing to do with...
99.5% of the WWE - with Shawn Michaels and Triple H being the only real exceptions, Jeff Hardy, anyone who hates on Joe's size

A word of advice...
She takes the word "retarded" very, VERY offensively. If you use it as an insult near her, prepare to have unholy Hell unleashed upon you.

In conclusion, you may go ahead...make my day.

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Somewhere a Clock is Ticking by Nyx Raisa reviews
Somewhere, a clock is ticking. He is running out of time. AJ Styles/Desmond Wolfe slash, weird religious overtones, utter strangeness
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - AJ Styles - Complete
The One Who Digs At You by Nyx Raisa reviews
A not-so-brief history of Jeremy Borash and Eric Young; A study in how one moment can change the course of your life. Slash, rarepair is rare
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Standing In The Light Of Your Halo by slashburd reviews
Are any of us really that perfect that we can criticise others? M/M Slash feat AJ Styles and Desmond Wolfe. If bad language, derogatory terms and religious referencing offends please don't read, you have been warned! All reads and reviews appreciated!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - AJ Styles, Desmond Wolfe
Moondance by GrandpasGuitars reviews
It was just Joe's luck that he would end up like this. In the middle of an abandoned stretch of highway, with no life but himself and the two men he agreed to drive to their next job. With a car that refused to return to life.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Samoa Joe, AJ Styles - Complete
Mr. Storyteller by Silvia Kundera reviews
Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood. Marcus sits down and plays his hand again and again. And it's fairly obvious how much I love them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/19/2002
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Affinity reviews
Femslash. Taylor spends her night alone. Taylor Wilde/her hand; Velvet Sky/Sarita; Taylor Wilde/Sarita.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Taylor Wilde, Velvet Sky - Complete
Life, Coming in Digital reviews
Slash. Colt Cabana is enamored with CM Punk, and it's fairly obvious why my hand plays them again and again. Colt Cabana/CM Punk.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2010 - CM Punk - Complete
Biting Down reviews
Slash. From when the cameras stopped rolling. AJ Styles' breakdown, and how only one person could bring him back. Because true friends are the ones there to catch you, no matter how hard you fall. - AJ Styles/Samoa Joe; second person perspective, Joe.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Samoa Joe, AJ Styles - Complete