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hello, sandwiches of earth!
My name is Yolanda...(do last names really matter?)
I spend most of my time writing stories i will never post. Everything i write must be funny in one way or another, or maybe, just plain odd.
i hate writing angst, maybe as much as i hate reading it...i see no point to it.
i live in texas, i like pomagranates...
Sooo...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm GREEK, so I MUST say OPA! every five seconds

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST hate everyone WHO IS'NT.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake


If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies), copy this into your profile.

"I Am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 things. The 4923rd thing I know is that Katara and Aang will end up together." Copy this into your profile if you believe it.

ZUTARA IS DEAD (And never was alive). The Season Two finale proves this. Copy this into your profile if you agree.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with multiple books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,xXDemonic-AngelicXx,becky199756,Felis-silvestris-lybica/HuntressOfTheSky13, Greek.Letters

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/ Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Silena, Beckendorf, Michael and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

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A Day at the Bakery by claryfraying reviews
He makes it worth getting up every morning. The days when I want to end it, to sink into the darkness that knows me so well, he saves me time and time again. Post MJ.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Legend of Grandpa Korra by fufflepie reviews
Jinora gives an explanation on Avatars to Meelo and Ikki, but it seems they don't quite understand...
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Korra, Ikki, Meelo
Watching the Movie by helotastic reviews
Because Annabeth is an effing BLOND, Grover is white, and the whole thing was a lame excuse for a movie. The campers and gods have seen and hated the Lightning Thief movie. But while demigods can defeat an evil titan lord, no sweat, what will happen when their quest faces Hollywood, the paparazzi, and enough legal copyright issues to make even a lawyer have a nervous breakdown?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Five Days with the Avatar by DJNS reviews
Aang goes on a small segue in time before finally returning home. Conclusion to Future Echoes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,199 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Double Standard by eskalations reviews
There was a reoccurring fight that plagued the Avatar's family. It was an argument that couldn't be squashed with mere words. It was an argument that just wouldn't disappear.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Aang, Bumi - Complete
A Shadow of the Past by eskalations reviews
Jinora had never known the man some said was the greatest to ever live, so naturally she didn't know exactly what to think of him. All she knew is that she wanted his pride, but whether she received it or not was the big question. Perhaps the apperance of a certain Avatar can help her see that not everything is as it seems.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Aang, Jinora - Complete
Opinions by eskalations reviews
Bumi was tired of bloody noses and bruises resulting from a day at the Academy. After being bullied mercilessly, Bumi retaliates and the Avatar is called. Will society's opinion on him ever improve?
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Aang, Bumi - Complete
Favoritism by eskalations reviews
A dinner on Air Temple Island takes a turn for the worse as the elephant in the room is addressed.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Bumi, Tenzin - Complete
She Was Special by eskalations reviews
She had been young and rebellious, a bit naive and hard headed, but that was all gone now. She was a young woman capable of making her own decisions and it pained her to see the man she loved more than anything, not receive the love he deserved. Tenzin was a man with a duty to his people, but also a wanting within his heart. They were always meant to belong to each other.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Tenzin, Pema - Complete
Foiled Again by TingedAutumn reviews
Katara and Aang search desperately for a place on the Island where they can get away from their children, their guests, and the Acolytes and have some "grown up time."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Reunion by S k i n n e y L o v e reviews
Oneshot. The unseen reunions after Sozin's Comet. Cannon pairings. Kataang mostly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Aang, unknown 9 - Complete
Celebrations Kinda by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Only the Earth King would be dumb enough to plan a party on Aang and Katara's one year anniversary. For the KayEff Avatar writing contest. The Theme is Celebration. Kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2012 - [Aang, Katara] King Kuei - Complete
Push and Pull by celeryy reviews
Katniss and Peeta take a walk. It proves...insightful. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
To Judge A Book by KataangGirl14 reviews
Avatar Aang is powerful, arrogant, wealthy and hot. Oddly, he recieves a servant girl for his 17th birthday. Could their connection lead to more? What could have happened if Zuko had found Aang in the iceberg before Katara and Sokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Aang, Katara
Sokka Knows by Liselle129 reviews
Just a little oneshot exploring Sokka's perspective on Katara and Aang's relationship through the series. What did he know, when did he know it, and what did he do about it?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Sokka
Another Word for Lonely by ScarlingC reviews
Bella is the secret half-breed daughter of Aro. Disgusted with Volterra, she moves to Forks. Will the Cullen's accept her and her secret, or will Aro try to eliminate the only person Bella has ever loved, Edward? AU BxE Bella OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,627 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Discards by Omoni reviews
You know how there's a million fics about Zutara and Tokka, and how there never seems to be any mention of the ones they left behind? Well, this is a fic featuring ONLY the ones they left behind. Mai-Aang-Suki friendship fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Mai, Suki - Complete
Ah Romance! by Amira Elizabeth reviews
Just a series I'm starting of romantic stories with Katara and Aang. Some will be from other character's POV. Some will have Katara and Aang older. I just need to write more Kataang. CH. 20 - Sometimes the one who is blind sees the most...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Aang, Katara
Memento by Cassidy Alice reviews
"He's giving you a memento. Is this what you really want?" She shook her head. A memento wasn't enough.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Katara, Aang - Complete
The Wonderful Land of Twoz by Erikasbuddy reviews
Bella's house was picked up by a twister, ripped from the town of Butter Knives, and crash landed in the magical land of Twoz. Join her on her journey down the Vampire Brick Road as she searches for a way home. Crack Fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Blanket by Wendi 'Triplet Mom' Sotis reviews
While staying at Netherfield during Jane's illness, Elizabeth finds out about Darcy's "security blanket". When it comes into her possession, he "bear-naps" her "security bear".
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Running by ZeGabz reviews
After three years, Katara believes herself immune to Aang's irresistable tug on her heart. But when the prospect of a reunion returns, she finds herself in more trouble than she ever thought possible.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Victimize Me by scorpiaux reviews
Kataang, OneShot. "The only plus side of Aang leaving is realizing how I need him in my life, even as a friend...I let myself get so attached and dependent. I wonder if he's happy. I wonder if he thinks of me as obsessively as I think of him."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Katara, Aang - Complete
At the Bar by wisegirlindisguise reviews
One late night at the bar leads to one crazy encounter. What has Annabeth become after being parted form camp and Percy for FIVE YEARS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,990 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Body vs Brain by E. M. Zeray reviews
Annabeth is reflecting on and living through the emotions that accompany a relationship—especially if that relationship is with the one, the only, most annoying boy in the world, Percy Jackson. Companion to "Interrupted." RATED M!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Oh, The Joys of Love by LadyBaSingSe reviews
Kataang OneShot. The morning after their kiss, Katara feels confident about the relationship, but ponders how fast the pace should go.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Parlor Tricks by Lyralocke reviews
AU, Kataang. It's 1927 and the city is at war. The Dragon Gang is taking over every speakeasy they can, and it's up to the Riversiders and the Aces to stop them. Just one problem. There's only one Ace left, and he doesn't think he has anything to prove.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 129,262 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Aang, Katara
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
So Much Brighter by theprincess1511 reviews
To commemorate their small moments, humorous arguments and unimaginably adorable schemes, I present to you, the official Percabeth One-Shot Collection!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 3,914 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
A Cullen Education by kas90 reviews
30 years after BD, the Cullens move to New York. They begin school where their teacher is Mrs. Bella Cullen. What will happen when Em, Rose, Jasper, Alice, Nessie, Jake, and Edward are all in the room with one of their own instructing them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11443 - Favs: 11,353 - Follows: 5,856 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust in Layers by socact reviews
Bella heads to a ski slope with her class for the first time ever. While she struggles with the impending disaster, a mysterious stranger shows her the meaning of facing your fears, of letting go. And maybe something more. O/S for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Όνειρα γλυκά by emerald eyes 1987 reviews
Λοιπόν είναι το πρώτο φανφικ που ανεβάζω στο ίντερνετ. Ως συνήθως έχουμε το αγαπημένο μας ζευγάρι Μπέλα - Έντουαρντ στην περίοδο της Έκλειψης σε ένα one-shot που έχει λίγο απ'όλα και φυσικά το ζευγάρι μας να έρχεται πιο κοντά
Twilight - Rated: T - Greek - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Percabeth Documentary by if i were a demigod reviews
The whole time Percy has been at camp, Grover has been capturing all of Percabeth's cutest moments on film, with the help of the Stoll Brothers and a couple of the gods! Oneshot, maybe. I don't know yet. TONS of Percabeth! FOR ALL THE FANGIRLS OUT THERE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Crazies by LadyBaSingSe reviews
Kataang Oneshot. The internet is a horrible place. Lies are told. Things are made up. And craziness ensues. "Indeed."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Topaz Eyed Hitchhiker by JateSkateFate815 reviews
Bella Swan picks up a hitchhiker. A topaz-eyed hitchhiker. Bedward fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jumpstart by HeyItsMJ reviews
The Boy in the Iceberg is boring, Zuko is terrified, Suki has a strong grip, Sokka needs more fireflakes, Aang and Katara can't breathe, and Toph is glad she can't see. Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Perfect Chemistry by order.golden.beak reviews
She's the popular, beautiful, and athletic captain of the cheerleading team. He's the kind and polite person with a mysterious past. Will they be able find a relationship that will form Perfect Chemistry? Rated 'T' for a reason.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Aang, Katara
Cupid by Tang Si Ming-Yue reviews
Day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year - they were oblivious to obvious! Well. It was time for Cupid to step in.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Being Inventive by ACEo'SPADES reviews
Katara believes that cooking is boring. Aang begs to differ. One-Shot Kataang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Buttons by HeyItsMJ reviews
Or, the evolution of a romance. Kataang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Kissing Jail by little-nessieC reviews
What in the world is Edward teaching Nessie? ONE-SHOT, told from Jasper's POV. Must read!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Mrs Collins, You MUST Take a Lover by Eldrice reviews
A letter from Lady Catherine de Bourgh to the new mistress of Longbourn. As officious, overbearing, and impolite as you would wish it to be!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Because by HeyItsMJ reviews
Aang noticed Katara was more and more using it as an excuse for, well, everything. Kataang one-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Impulse by HeyItsMJ reviews
There were two outcomes to this situation. Usually he could overcome the itching and twitching by making a fist and edging away, but sometimes his rebelling hand would win, and his hand would brush hers. Kataang one-shot. Gift fic for schellibie
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Oh Yeah, He's a Total Beast by scorpiaux reviews
Kataang, OneShot. “Oh yeah...Aang? He's...uh, a total...beast...?” A conversation over some tea turns into a tight spot when Suki and Toph inquire about Aang and Katara's personal life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Mai Rants about Zutara by keylee reviews
A rant. Probably contains: immaturity, offensive arguments against Zutara, and a ridiculous amount of pro-Maiko content. Zutarians beware...flames accepted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Mai
No Sweat by scorpiaux reviews
Kataang, OneShot. “Sorry,” she whispered embarrassedly, looking down at their perfectly intertwined fingers. “My hand’s just kind of…sweaty.” Being raised in the South Pole doesn’t work out so well when you’re introduced to the other climates of the world
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Birthmark by scorpiaux reviews
Kataang OneShot. “You aren’t talking about that creepy blob down your backside, are you?” Suddenly she felt the need to strangle her brother.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Aang, Katara
I'm Okay, You're Okay by Lyralocke reviews
Kataang, oneshot. She glanced away. She never could lie to him. Not successfully, anyway.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Hot and Bothered by Lyralocke reviews
Kataang, oneshot. She took a deep breath, turning her back to the door and fanning herself with her hands. Oh, she hated this. She hated that after three years, he could still do this to her just by looking at her.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Ears, noses, eyelashes and lips by Caspre reviews
I have to do it tonight…tomorrow, whenever I next see him, whenever he next says my name the way he does, with the strong “Ka”, the drawn out “Ta” and the curled and hopeful “Ra”… Pure Kataang Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Tommorow by PrincessZula reviews
Sexy Kataang interlude the night before the final battle. Heavily lemonscented don't say I didn't warn you. Katara x Aang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
The Morning After by Juxtaposie reviews
An atypical morning after for Zuko and Aang... And their wives. Kataang, Maiko, crackfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
When We Read the Fan Fiction by scorpiaux reviews
The characters of ATLA gather to discuss all of the fan fiction that they've found so far, refuting what many of you writers think and letting the truth be known. We will discuss Zutara, KatAang, Toka, etc... Rated for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007
Three Years and Five Months by Lyralocke reviews
Kataang. Three years and five months of space separate Aang and Katara when he suddenly returns to the South Pole, and nobody knows what it will take to bridge the gap.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Breeze by Invaderk reviews
[KataraxAang][Oneshot] Katara likes to make things more complicated. A Kataangsty oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Just Desserts by Juxtaposie reviews
Because the best part of the cake is making it. Kataang smut. Mentions of sex. Deal with it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Disapproval by mistresskatara reviews
Unable to sleep one night, Katara and Sokka have an intense hearttoheart about love, choices, and consequences, which leads to a few consequences of its own. Kataang fic for Agent S7’s KGA challenge. Briefly discusses Sokkue and Sukka. Mild violence
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Midnight Labors by Artemis Rae reviews
The full moon isn't the only thing rising. Kataang One Shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The characters of avatar have gone opposite reviews
This Shows a day in the life of the characters of avatar, only opposite
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010