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Um, hi...?
I highly doubt anyone would be bored enough to read this, but if you are...well, here goes:

My name is Sarah Ellen.
Obviously, I love reading. I'm from Perth, Australia. And no, we don't all talk like bogans... I hope.
My family is Scottish and my biggest wish is to go there.

I hate reality TV and I'm not a fan of guys in skinny leg jeans.
I think that singers should be heard and not seen.
Saying "Let's hang out" is not the same as "We should go on a date".
Jokes about women making sandwiches are not funny. Jokes about men and football are.
Yes, I can be sexist, and yes, I have been know to generalise. You'll get used to it.

I'm terrible at reviews, but I try.
If you PM me, I will definitely reply.

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Resume by Ellie-Ohhh reviews
She watched him from across the Great Hall, they hadn't spoken as friends in two years, but even after everything that had happened he was still with that horrid excuse of a girl. And she was still with James. And it sucked. Royally. AU, 7th year, !Head Boy/Girl
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,999 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Angel Tainting by Mistress of the LivingDarkness reviews
Jonathan has been so patient. He has kept Clary away from his father for a year, in a cell. He has protected her from demons. He has loved her. Now, it is time for him to act as his plans unfold. Mention of CharDeath,Incest, future Lemons. Please R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,238 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Clary F.
Shake On It by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
It was a business deal of sorts. One that came to fruition because Stiles was such a freakin awesome best friend and because Derek... well, Derek needed to mate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,597 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
Playing It Safe by Fr333bird reviews
It's a full moon, and Derek's in heat. Stiles has been warned to stay away from him, but when did Stiles ever do as he's told? Written for Kink Bingo to claim my 'danger' square. Warnings for all sorts of explicit content and underage Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
That Listless Feeling by Calamity in Motion reviews
Idris has fallen. Valentine has risen to power and spared Clary's life for her gift. Unfortunately that makes her of interest to his son, and her true brother, who has taken it upon himself to twist her into something they can use. Warning: Incest
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,677 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Clary F.
Mated by theSilence reviews
Stiles finds out he's Derek's mate. So then why does he feel like Derek's whore? Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Derek's Little Problem by theSilence reviews
Derek's been having a little problem lately... in his pants. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Seduction Tactics Are Cheating by Crimson1 reviews
Stiles doesn't understand why Derek hasn't offered him the bite the way he did with Erica and the others. When Derek asks if Stiles really wants to be offered the way he offered it to Erica, and Stiles says yes, Derek has a little fun at Stiles' expense, but might get more than he bargained for. Stiles POV. Sterek. Request from kasienkanikki, who is awesome for thinking of this.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Crimson1 reviews
After the pool incident, Derek decides that the only way to be sure he can trust Stiles, the only way to be sure he can keep Stiles safe...is to bring him into the pack. What he doesn't expect is for Stiles to wake up before he can bite him, thinking he is having the best dream of his life. StilesXDerek. First time. COMPLETE in 2 parts.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Sometimes Inconvenient Abilities by Appetens Scriba reviews
As a werewolf, Derek can hear all kinds of things. Some things he'd rather not hear, some things he doesn't mind hearing, and some things he likes hearing but he thinks he shouldn't.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
My Dream, Your Nightmare by Michiyo Uchiha reviews
Sebastian/Clary. Incest. Oneshot. Takes place after City of Lost Souls. Slight Jace/Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Surviving by Martine Brooke reviews
With a chance to walk away, Henry allows himself and Abby to be rescued. But murder is very different to getting away with it. Meanwhile Abby searches for a brother only she believes she has. Direct sequel to Innocence.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,195 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Abby M., Henry D.
A Death Which Lovers Love by zsra187 reviews
'You might enjoy it, little bird.' Oneshot, PWP.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Twisted Pleasure by Darkness-of-Chaos reviews
Once shots of Clary and Jonathan that I think of and decide to put together. There isn't enough of their twisted love so I decided to add to their collection. Don't like, then don't read! R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Clary F.
Shatter by NeoNails reviews
Warning-very mature. Maybe she died last week. Or maybe she died just a few minutes ago. Or maybe the date doesn't matter, because regardless there's a headstone floating around in her head that won't go away.
Harper's Island - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Abby M., Henry D. - Complete
Mission Get Sexy Werewolf by Woman-of-the-night reviews
Stiles needs to get Derek to notice him. So he consults Danny for help. Derek is not amused! SLASH!Derek/Stiles with small Danny/Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
A Swelling Rage by Melfice reviews
It's the bruise on Stiles' arm, like the curve of fingers, that makes Derek see red. DerekxStiles
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Moonlight by Violeta27 reviews
Severus Snape is studying the Dark Arts in the Restricted Section, late at night. He receives an owl carrying a mysterious object. Could it really be her? Rated M for future chapters, just in case!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do You Like Me? by LowlifeTheory reviews
Derek has trouble expressing his feelings.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Examining the Issue by Carerra Os reviews
Danny helps Stiles to figure out if he is gay, Derek does not approve of his methods of discovery and punishes him for it in a most delightful way. Derek/Stiles, Danny/Stiles Read the Warning
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Love the Way You Stutter by thenameiskay reviews
Derek's done ignoring his feelings. He wants Stiles. Unfortunately, his actions make Stiles stutter. A lot. That's okay though, because Derek likes it. SLASH.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Mark You Mine by Carerra Os reviews
Derek notices something going on with Stiles that no one else has. This is Derek/Stiles with minor Jackson/Stiles read the warrning.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by The DA is dressed to the nines reviews
Realisation sometimes hits you like lightning; thats how it happened for Lily. Even a summer in denial, thinking 'Damn Him' doesn't help. Watch as she comes to terms of her feelings for toerag James Potter. Heavy M especially later. All reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,335 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Tale As Old As Time by Jesscah reviews
J/L - Set After the events of the Red Eye, Lisa's father goes missing. But, Jackson never expected Lisa to show up at his doorstep, trading her life for her father's. Themed after Disney's Beauty and the Beast :P
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,956 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Reunion by Rainstorm55 reviews
Henry plots, seethes and muses on his love for Abby as the wedding party embarks for the Island and settles in at the Candlewick.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Abby M., Henry D.
Gifts by Martine Brooke reviews
After two and a half months of holding Abby on the island, Henry prepares for Christmas morning. Captivity-verse.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Henry D., Abby M. - Complete
Living Fantasy by 20-guilty-pleasures reviews
Never in his wildest dreams had Snape believed that he would end up in bed with the object of all his fantasies; Lily Evans. But now that he was, he had no intentions of wasting the oppourtunity. WARNING: this contains a very sour lemon, but a juicy oneā€¦
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Used To Know You So Well by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
He treats it like some petty form of bickering, like she's angry with him for doing something mundane like leaving the bathroom light on all night or forgetting to lock the doors when its much more complex than that. Abby/Henry
Harper's Island - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Abby M., Henry D. - Complete
dance with the devil by FirstHeartBroken reviews
she loved Raoul, she did. But there was something about the Phantom. Something dark and mysterious and sexy. Something that touched her soul and set her body on fire. Christine finds Erik and embraces her destiny, as they spend one perfect night together
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Flowers and muffled screams by Martine Brooke reviews
After nearly a year spent on the island as Henry's prisoner, Abby gets the chance to visit her parents' graves on the 8th anniversary of her mother's death. Captivity-verse.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Abby M., Henry D. - Complete
Baby, You're My Medication by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
Everything was going to be perfect and beautiful. Abby/Henry , Henry's POV.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Abby M., Henry D. - Complete
Summer Rain by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
It started at midnight; it started in the dark. Abby/Sully
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Abby M., C. Sullivan/Sully - Complete
Victory by Martine Brooke reviews
Henry has won and, as he waits for Abby, he reflects on what the first few days of their new life will be like. Captivity-verse.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Henry D., Abby M. - Complete
September Chill by Luice reviews
The beginning of the month always held the best of promises to him: Going back home to Tacoma, away from the island. September always smelled so good, giving off the vague whiff of the upcoming death of summer. Oneshot, set before the first rampage.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - JD Dunn., Henry D. - Complete
Choosing You by iloveAdamLambert reviews
Takes place in episode 13: "Sigh". Henry just brought an unconcious Abby back to the house and many things are whirling in his mind. There will be a different ending and a different spin on things. Rating might change to M in the future.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Henry D., Abby M.
Getting lucky by Luice reviews
A oneshot with smut, enough said. Keep away if you're not old enough...
Harper's Island - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Abby M., Henry D. - Complete
Growing into a killer by Luice reviews
Henry's story, no less! From early childhood, he loved Abby. But somehow along the way, paradise got lost.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Henry D., Abby M. - Complete
The 13th Use of Dragons Blood by picascribit reviews
It's Spring, they're sixteen, and studying for OWLs is not exactly the first thing on their minds. LilyxSeverus, first time sex. Might be included in a longer story one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2009 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete