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Author has written 9 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Movies, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, and Supernatural.

Bitterness is a paralytic. Love is a much more vicious motivator.

So I've changed my username. Previously CheeseStreet. I'm all about business. I'll be deleting certain stories I don't wish to continue, or don't like anymore.

[June 20th, 2012] Today is the one year anniversary of my hero's tragic death. R.I.P Ryan Dunn. I always thought you were invincible. I, however, am no longer afraid of death, because I know you're there, and I'll get to meet you. Save some destruction in heaven for me, and don't let the angels make you take a bath. Ever. I love you.

And Zachary Hartwell, too. I didn't know you really existed, but I miss you anyways. You had a beautiful smile.

My Stories:

  • Love Will Tear Us Apart: Jackass FF. Steve-O/OC.
  • Swing Life Away: Based on a dream, Stephanie Meyer bullshit. Bam Margera/OC. Also based off of Swing life Away by Rise Against. COMPLETE.
  • This Is Atomic Love: Brandon Novak/OC. Only surviving OC named Melody. Title from Atomic Love by Beatsteaks.
  • 96 Quite Bitter Beings: Short, two-chapter horror story starring the cKy crew, and Hayley from Love Will Tear Us Apart. probably my best work ever. READ IT.
  • Blow A Kiss At The Methane Skies: Just a Killjoy fanfiction. Fun Ghoul/OC.
  • Illuminate: Obi-Wan/OC. If one more person tells me how to write my fucking story, I'm gonna flip shit.
  • Where You Can Find me:

    Probably smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee.

    Instagram: rachelloooo

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    A little more about me:

    I love music. I love Jackass. I am still a proud member of the MCRmy. I really like Twilight. I love Dragonlance. Hayley Williams is my idol, as you can probably already tell.

    A couple other things:

    1. Best author on FanFiction: Lust Products

    2. The Girls In the Fics:

    Hayley "Pebbles/Love Bug" Margera (Hayley Williams of Paramore)

    Oliver "Ollie" Hawk (Brody Dalle of The Distillers)

    Rachel "Rocky" Ballato/Cyanide Butterfly (Tay Jardine of We Are The In Crowd)

    There aren't many Jackass or MCR stories on, which is precisely why I began writing my own. I keep a close eye on them, and if I find that anyone stole my stories, or anything related to them, I will contact you and ask you either change it, credit me for it, or if you steal the entire thing and claim it as your own, I will ask you to take it down. Only three chances for each circumstance. If there is no cooperation, I will report you. I think three chances is fair. This hasn't happened to me so far, but I worry. My stories are on at least one topic (Jackass) that is rare on this site. Also, if you see that anyone has plagiarized my work, please Private Message me.

    So... I've had a couple flamers on my stories. Particularly Take My Fucking Hand And Never Be Afraid Again, who was an anon, and decided to really be a bitch. Now, I know flamers are normally just dumb bitches who don't know shit, but I really find it unnecessary. If you don't like my stories, don't read them. The only thing you'd ever need to review about is if you liked/loved it, or if I made a spelling error or something. If you hate a story, not just mine, anybody's, really, don't be a dick. They're writing it because its fun to them/me. It's not to suit your needs. I normally don't make grammatical errors, and write very legible in the way my stories are set up, unlike most stories on here, so fuck off.

    WARNING: The Stories below, my stories, all of them, are rated M for a reason. They contain bad, bad words, and naughty situations that would give your Grandma a stroke, so if you are under the age of 13, do NOT read these. Also, the things I write about (ex. Jackass) is not for children, so you shouldn't be anyway.

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    What I'm Not by Rhysch reviews
    Request for a Loki/"normal girl of Asgard" pairing. Starting off with them young, meeting, growing up, etc. Characters from Thor movie!verse. Not really sure where it's going yet, but enjoy!
    Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,175 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Thor, Loki, Sif, OC - Complete
    The Right Path by Shantel Lukasik reviews
    Earein grew up with Aragorn, so how could she not love him? But with his heart being someone else's, she must live life as best she can. Somehow, she caught Boromir's attention. AragornxOCxBoromir Two other female characters to be added to the Fellowship with shorts on their relationships
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,729 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Aragorn, Boromir, OC
    Desires of the Heart by Happy-Valley reviews
    Never before had he seen a beauty such as her, a mere human mortal having taken residence inside the halls of Imladris. Can the icy nature of the High King be thawed or will the bitter cold keep loving warmth from entering? Read the journey of Anolindë and Thranduil as they fall in love and feel the pressure of not only the family of Rivendell but the Woodland Realm. PLEASE COMMENT
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,875 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Thranduil, Legolas
    Anarchy's Glee by J. Maria reviews
    The life and times of a Glee club in Charming, California.
    Crossover - Sons of Anarchy & Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010
    The Emotionless Shadow by InspiredInTheMoment reviews
    Renesmee Cullen, almost fully grown decides to escape from everything she knows and flees to the one place her perents wont expect, where she meets the most unlikely person she'd come to love. Full Fanfic. Please R&R. COMPLETE!
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 305,092 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
    I Will Try to Fix You by xSavyLeex reviews
    A story about a God named Loki, and a young woman named Sophia. He falls to Earth with the idea of shaping it to his will, while she has other plans to heal his wounds. Will she succeed in mending his heart, or be destroyed in the process. Loki/OC
    Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Loki, OC
    Arranged Marriage by sugary spring reviews
    Renesmee and Alec are forced to get married but how will they get along with each other?
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
    Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
    Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20079 - Favs: 11,600 - Follows: 6,891 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    A light in the dark by Miss P reviews
    Most people thought Jane was nothing more than a heartless sadist. But what if someone saw past her icy façade and tried to help her?
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Jane, Demetri
    My Sweet Magnolia by TorketteMonkette reviews
    Everyone's read one of those cute stories where your favorite band of characters get a baby dumped on their doorstep, right? Well, congratulations, you've found another. Peter wakes up from his nap to find a basket left at the front door. The Monkees now have a sweet baby girl in their care, but will they be able to manage?
    Monkees - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
    Kurt Hummel, 16, straight by Soulless Cas reviews
    Every single person at WMHS thought that Kurt Hummel was gay. Kurt was set on proving them wrong, whilst proving his 'straightness' to himself. Kurt-centric, eventual Klaine.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
    Really Nice Eyes by Lily-Finn178 reviews
    AU Chlerek/ "New Girl, It's been a week. Stop staring at me." Her head jerked up, eyes flying across the room to the solitary desk by the window. Where Derek Souza’s captivating green eyes were glaring at her.
    Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
    We Could've Had It All by TC Stark reviews
    *Sequel to "Mortals are so Mischievous"* Loki has found love, but can he really abandon his deceptive ways? Loki/OC Rated M for adult themes, language, and sexuality.
    Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,464 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Loki - Complete
    True Awakening by Talonwings reviews
    What happens when a human is suddenly spirited away from her home to the underground metropolis of Menzoberranzan? Join her as she struggles to stay alive amidst the ambitious and power-hungry drow race. Canon characters & dialogue are NOT MINE
    Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,808 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Drizzt D.
    Mortals are so Mischievous by TC Stark reviews
    Loki has fallen to earth. His one mission is to return to Asgard and take his rightful place as king. But will a mortal show him the error of his ways? Loki/OC Rated M for language and sexuality. Taken place after the movie ended.
    Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,108 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Loki - Complete
    Everyone's Secret by emodinosaurX3 reviews
    Derek Souza's not the only werewolf he will live to know, and he'll soon find that meeting this other werewolf will change his life forever.
    Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Derek S. - Complete
    Down in the Underground by Fearless miko reviews
    Sarah returns to the Labyrinth two years after its defeat at her hands to find it in shambles. Why is it falling apart and where is the Goblin King? Rated 'M' just in case.
    Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
    Miles From Where You Are by My Wonky Socks reviews
    Katlyn Prentiss and Mick Rawson meet in the FBI Academy, two years later Katlyn joins the BAU in Quantico, where her sister Emily also works. Katlyn and Mick's paths cross again. **Previously Ride Of Your Life
    Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
    The Diary Chronicles by ISnortSugar reviews
    by Jasper Hale.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Jasper
    There's A Possibility by LittleCastaway reviews
    When the Cullens go to Italy to prove that Renesmee is half human, everything changes. Nessie meets a mysterious man in the town square. His crimson eyes bring back terrifying memories, but she can't seem to stay away. Who is he and does he feel the same?
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Demetri, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
    My Heart Will Go On by the muffin man's daughter reviews
    Marcus/ Didyme songfic based on My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
    Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Marcus, Didyme - Complete
    Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
    Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
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    On the Side of the Angels reviews
    Young Sara Winchester meets a lovely man in a blue box during the middle of the night. Her older brother, Dean, never believed her stories. Her twin brother, Sam, always had mixed feelings. Now an adult and a hunter, and the Doctor comes back to enlist her help to solve a problem brewing at 221B Baker Street. Superwholock AU. Full Summary Inside. Doctor/OC Sherlock/OC
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, Sam W., Dean W., OC
    Love Will Tear Us Apart reviews
    Hayley "Pebbles" Margera is Bam Margera's baby sister. She is a pro skater and the only female in the Jackas* films. The guys love her. She loves them. Steve-O loves her the most. She loves him back. He's a mess, but they're soul mates. RE-RE-POSTED Steve-O/OC
    Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011
    Swing Life Away reviews
    Bam has been dating Jenn for a while. Olive Hawk didn't know when Bam invited her to be in Viva La Bam. Olive's been in love with Bam forever. Bam loves her too. Jenn is in the way of a love that was meant to be. Based off Swing Life Away by Rise Against.
    Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
    But In Dreams reviews
    Ninniach Gamgee has had a secret hidden from her for her entire life. Something deep inside her always drew her towards a place called Lothlorien.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Legolas
    This is Atomic Love reviews
    Melody Hawk is Bam Margera's Best Friend, and Tony Hawk's little sister. She enjoys skateboarding, puppies, snow, and babies. And she is madly in love with Brandon Novak. Novak is head over heels for her. But he is a mess. Read on!
    Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011
    When We Die reviews
    Willow Clapp is Johnny Knoxville's first daughter. Her mother died, and Melanie came into the picture. Melanie hated Willow and drove her away. Johnny hasn't talked to his daughter in 2 years, and she's 21 now. He calls her every day. Johnny Knoxville/OC Daughter, and Ehren/OC hinted. ONE-SHOT based of When We Die by Bowling For Soup. Rated T for language.
    Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
    Illuminate reviews
    Love is the most forbidden thing in a Jedi's life. It is, however, the only thing it can never stop. More powerful than the force, is Obi-Wan and Kittani's love. Obi-Wan/OC.
    Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Obi-Wan K.
    96 Quite Bitter Beings reviews
    The cKy crew decides to go on a hike. They then arrive at the town of Hellview. Bam Margera and the rest decide they want to check things out, but Hayley is against it. She was right. cKy crew&band. Hayley/Steve-O hinted at end. Better than summary!
    Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
    Blow a Kiss at the Methane Skies reviews
    The Fabulous Killjoys find a young renegade half-dead in the middle of Route Guano, and begin to care for her. She quickly falls for Fun Ghoul. When she recovers strength, she turns out to be a strong young woman. Fun Ghoul is surprised at how quickly he falls for her too.
    Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011