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Author has written 1 story for Oh My Goddess!, and Naruto.

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Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,445 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
The Merry Killers by The Sage of Toads reviews
The Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,259 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Keitaro U., Naru N., Mutsumi O., Kaolla S.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 3,224 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Namikaze of Lightning by Elemental Kitsune reviews
Naruto has been banished by the Council after his failed attempt to bring Sasuke back from Orochimaru. But before he leaves, he finds out who his parents were and leaves for Kumo, his father's birthplace. Will he find happiness there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,078 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Samui
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Reload of ARSENAL by The Sage of Toads reviews
ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
Why Would I by FlareXD reviews
Naruto's failed three times but now the Hokage's hands are tied, the councel's found a loophole for the boy, too bad Naruto is too stubborn for them. Please enjoy, Naruto/Anko pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,312 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
KK2 The Chronicles of Kid Keitaro by rincewind1990 reviews
the next part of the Kid-Keitaro series, chronicling what happened after the final chapter of my other fic Kid-Keitaro. please read Ghost of Hinata and Kid-Keitaro before reading this.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,833 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Keitaro U.
Kumogakure Ninja by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
A six year old Naruto runs away from the Hidden Leaf village and meets none other than Kirabi. How will life turn out for Naruto as a Kumogakure Ninja? You'll have to read to find out. Will be epic in length. Currently being rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 237,079 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Naruto U.
The Hunter by Pr1nnyDUD3 reviews
He always wore a mask, no one realized this but one being did. Taken away from the village trained to be the perfect weapon, he returns 8 years later and konoha was far from prepared. Strong/dark Naru. eventual Naru/Anko. Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,056 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Sealed Blade Of The Spiral Ninja by Zekuran reviews
A discovery when Naruto is ten sends him hurtling along a different path. Is the world ready to face Naruto when he is destined to be a legendary Shinobi? Naru/Anko and other pairings. Remeber to read and review, or I'll find you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,454 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Love Hina: A Friend in Need by Tezza1502 reviews
Kitsune notices Keitaro return from a flight courtesy of Naruair looking physically and mentally the worse for wear, and decides to take an interest in his wellbeing. That decision has repercussions far beyond their wildest imaginings.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,795 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K. - Complete
Way of the Jinchuuriki: Revamped by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
Failing to kidnap Hinata, the Cloud sought forgiveness and in exchange they sent over a shinobi in training to rid themselves of a threat, the young vessel of Nibi. Placed in an apartment with a pain filled, emotionally scared blonde... Can she save him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 221,556 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Yugito N., Naruto U.
The Gift by Mercaba reviews
After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 242,598 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Demon of the Hidden Leaf by Suna-Puppet-Master reviews
Naruto, having inherited Zabuza's Zanbato will set on a journey to become one of the most feared Shinobi in history...with the help of a few unlikely all...DISCONTINUED; CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,362 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Fox And Cat by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After being gone for a year and a half longer then he was suppose to, Naruto returns home with a cloaked stranger at his side. Super Powered Naruto, Naruto/Yugito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 65,487 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Falling For the First Time by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A Naru-punch too far sends Keitaro crashing into the heart of the Chinese Amazon village, knocking out a certain purple-haired girl setting out on a journey of revenge. Inevitably, chaos and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Ranma & Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,015 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Shampoo, Keitaro U.
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
KK0 Ghost of Hinata by rincewind1990 reviews
When a tragedy occurs something unexpected happened. Co-written by myself and MotormMaster
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,309 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Naruto: Smoke and Dagger by The Darkest Soul reviews
After Naruto loses his left eye he vanishes from the village. The nosey council find out his parentage and demand that he be returned. But years of resentment can change a person, smoker, womanizer, killer, slightly insane, that's a few names for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Gotham Nights by The Darkest Soul reviews
Naruto took revenge on his world and destroyed it. Using Kyuubi's power he traveled to a new one filled with bat themed heros and clownish villains. Something tells him that he'd fit in perfectly. NarutoXBatmanXOther Crossovers. SuperNaruto VillainNaruto
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U.
The Soul of the Sword by Bleedndreamz reviews
A bet with Yamanaka Ino spin's Naruto's life around. Gaining a friend out of chance, Naruto's days begin to get better despite his genin team that left him tied to a stump. On his first real Mission a Swordsman sees something in Naruto that surprises him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,059 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
With But a Pull of the Strings by Sdebeli reviews
Forged by knowledge left behind for a worthy apprentice and broken by the betrayal of his own people, Naruto swears to achieve his dead sensei's wish and become the most powerful ninja in the world while doing so. A smart,cynical Naruto/Yugao.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,232 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
The Maelstrom and the Water Princess by HATEmach1ne reviews
Naruto left Konoha at a young age after finding out about his parents and the Kyuubi. Now, a mysterious figure appears in Kiri and decides to join the bloodline war. Can he turn the tide for the rebels or will they be enslaved forever? Naruto/Mei/?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,957 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
The Tempered Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
A terrible tragedy shatters Naruto's heart and he is forced into exile for his own safety. He is sent to a different world filled monsters and secrets. Will he find the strength to heal his heart? Tsu X Mok, Nar X Kur
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,539 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Kurumu K.
KK1 Kid Keitaro by rincewind1990 reviews
Same guy, Same girls only difference is Keitaros 8! Follow his adventures as he comes to live with the Hinata Sou girls
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,626 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
The Belladonna and the Sage by Captive Crimson reviews
With his own world now in tatters, young Naruto Uzumaki must use the curse he gained from Madara in order to find a new home. With the help of a pale green goddess, Naruto will be king of Gotham.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Pamela I., Naruto U.
Perishable Wings by Ou-Rex reviews
The decay and ruin, applies to anything that lives, and to live is defined by the ability to change according to our environment... does that make me dead?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,424 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ruby T., Tsukune A. - Complete
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
With me by HATEmach1ne reviews
Yuugao is having trouble getting over Hayate and found herself in a troubling situation. A mysterious blond person saves her and she wants answers. He leaves a note for her in the hospital and then disappears for 4 years. One-shot, Naruto/Yuugao.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U. - Complete
What Makes a Good Father? by HATEmach1ne reviews
Kurenai pondered what made a good father when she strolled down the streets of Konoha with her son. Uzumaki Naruto had just come back from a mission and had just run by them. Will a chance meeting between them develop into more? One-shot. Naru/Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 253 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Angel Eyes by Mister Cynical reviews
Several years ago the Third Impact nearly wiped mankind from the face of the Earth. Misato Katsuragi thought it took Shinji Ikari away forever, but now he's back and he hasn't been idle for all these years.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by Dirty Reid reviews
Love from someone unexpected is so much sweeter than expected love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 360 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5629 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha: Flower Petals by NarutosBrat reviews
It's a oneshot, about Naruto and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Fracture by Mercaba reviews
Keitaro finally got hit one time to many and plans to leave. Faced with the fact that they're going to lose him the girls come to terms with their feelings
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,245 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
Freaks In Love by Dirty Reid reviews
Naruto wanders, with a broken heart and dream. Anko helps comfort her dearest Naruto with her love. Songfic to Elton John's Freaks In Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Hina: Changing Hearts by Tezza1502 reviews
Keitaro finally starts dating someone. Yeah, I know, you have read that a hundred times before. Give it a chance, it might grow on you. A small tale about everyone's reaction to Kei's new girlfriend. Love, angst, violence, WAFF, and some comedy...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,774 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Oh My Ninja God! reviews
Naruto is having a shitty life as usual, but a gift from his late parents ensure that his life will take a most interesting turn when the Queen of Hell and a First-class Goddess of Love enter his life. NarutoxHildxPeorth First story so be gentle with me.
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Hild, Naruto U.