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Joined 06-07-10, id: 2394750, Profile Updated: 05-03-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

"Let's Commit The Perfect Crime, I'll Steal Your Heart And You'll Steal Mine..."


Hey Fanfiction readers! Here's a lil' bit about me...

URGENT MESSAGE! "A CLEAR STORM" AND "SPEAK NOW" ARE CURRENTLY ON HOLD! I AM VERY SORRY BUT I'M HAVING TROUBLE REALLY GETTING INTO WRITING ON THESE FICS. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR FOR MY READERS TO WAIT WEEKS (SOMETIMES EVEN MONTHS) AT A TIME JUST FOR ONE SINGLE CHAPTER. I HOPE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND AND I WILL TRY AND FINISH WRITING OUT THE WHOLE FANFIC BEFORE PUBLISHING. I AM WORKING ON FUTURE CHAPTERS FOR EACH AND AM EXPECTING TO COME OUT WITH A NEW FIC THAT I AM REALLY GETTING INTO. PLEASE UNDERSTAND, XOXO- TWILIGHTGIRL3767

Favorites:

Books: Twilight Saga

Thriteen Reasons Why

Kira-Kira

I Heart You, You Haunt Me

Currently reading the Gemma Doyle Trilogy (I recommemd them!)

Pretty Little Liars Series

Colors: BLUE! (like Edward hehe)

TV Shows: Glee

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

iCarly (sorry but i love this show hah!)

Drake & Josh (haha love this show too! they had to cancel it though...)

Foster's Home of Imaginary Friends

Pretty Little Liars

American Idol - SIMON IS FREAKIN LEAVING! :( :( :(

America's Got Talent

Rizzoli & Isles

Bones

Ghost Whisperer

NCIS

CSI (original LAS VEGAS version...not all that CSI: Miami shit or anything like that)

Movies: ALL OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA MOVIES AND THE SOON TO COME TWILIGHT SAGA MOVIES!

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Valentine's Day (2010)

50 First Dates

Music and Lyrics

Dear, John

Mamma Mia!

Get Smart

Leap Year

Napolean Dynamite

Zoolander

The Other Guys

Charlie St. Cloud

Dispicable Me

Grown Ups

The Karate Kid

OMG DID YOU GUYS WATCH THE FRED MOVIE? IT WAS FREAKIN HILARIOUS! I LMFAOUIHNFA'D!

RED

Megamind! haha

Martian Child

Knight And Day

The Hangover

Get Him To The Greek

Superbad

Easy A

127 Hours (omg! that was sooooo sad!)

Things That I Absolutley Love:

EDWARD CULLEN!

EVERYTHING TWILIGHT

MUSIC

MOVIES

MAH BFFs

What I Enjoy Reading:

Anything about Edward & Bella (they have to be about Edward and Bella!)

Continuation of the Twilight Series

Re-Written Twilight Books through different point of views

Fanfics WITHOUT Renesmee

Fanfics where Bella is NOT with Jacob

Other Facts: I am currently writing my own fanfic titles "A Clear Storm" (which I am hoping to post soon) and am co-writing a short four-shot with chalElilyfriedbanana! 'A Clear Storm' is currently in-progress and 'Bella's Bachlorette Party' is on it's way! (hoping to be fairly soon!) ON HIATUS! I AM SORRY BUT I AM HAVING TROUBLE REALLY GETTING INTO MY WRITING FOR THIS! I FEEL BAD FOR MAKING MY READERS WAIT WEEKS (SOMETIMES EVEN MONTHS) AT A TIME JUST FOR A NEW CHAPTER! IT'S NOT FAIR AND ONCE I GET BACK IN THE ROUTINE AND BOUNCE BACK TO MY REGULAR WRITING I WILL PROMISE TO GET BACK TO IT!

Please feel free to give me suggestions or requests of fanfics I should read (try to stay withing the circumstances! circumstances in the "What I Enjot Reading" column)

I absolutley HATE hot weather! I'm all for the cold baby! Bring on the vampires!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WANNA BE A VAMPIRE OR PART OF THE CULLEN FAMILY!

If you tell me that Edward is a fictional character I will be upset. Please, let's move on to a better subject :)

Did I mention that I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN?

Ok... so here's my playlist for 'A Clear Storm'! sorry I didn't post this with the chapters but I expect to in the future! So chapters 1-2's playlist will be here! I will also post each chapter's playlist here as well in case I forget to add it in the author's note at the beginning and end of my chapters!

Chapter 1: No Playlist

Chapter 2: I Want You So Bad I Can't Breathe- Ok Go

Fallin For You- Colbie Caillat

(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To- Weezer

Fall For You- Secondhand Serenade

Chapter 3: (If Your Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To- Weezer (I know, I used this in chapter 2)

I Want To Hold Your Hand- The Beatles

Caught Up In You- .38 Special

Delayed Devotion- Duffy

Chapter 4: Travel Back- Bess Rogers

I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight- U2

Think Of You- A Fine Frenzy

Anyone Else But You- The Moldy Peaches

A-Punk- Vampire Weekend

Let's Just Fall In Love Again- Jason Castro

Chapter 5: Sorry, no playlist on this one, make up your own haha!

Ok, I know I haven't updated in a LONG time... and I feel really really bad... so... I'm updating this coming Tuesday! hip hip hooyay! haha oh! and I'm trying to get into the habit for updating regularly (sorry if I spelled that wrong) which would be every two weeks at the fastest rate and twice every month would be the most I would make you guys wait. Sorry again, my apologies for not updating very fast.

HI GUYS! I'M STARTING A NEW FANFIC CALLED "SPEAK NOW" BASED ON THE NEW SONG BY TAYLOR SWIFT. PROLOGUE IS UP AND I'M UPDATING A CLEAR STORM SOON!

A Clear Storm is finally updated! YAY! I was thinking about starting a new story after I finish Speak Now (in production and will not be more than maybe 10 chapters) here's a sneak peak: tell me what you think!

In a world where the Volturi create human beings and change them into newborns for selfish reasons, what will the Cullens think of their new creation Bella Swan? What will Edward think?

Well, there you go! I've been tossing the idea around for a while now and was wondering if you guys would be interested in something like that...

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51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Beginner's Luck by thunderful reviews
Because we all know Bones is the better gambler. My take on what should have happened at the end of the 100th episode. Oneshot, mainly sweet and fluffy.- Ch 2 is a one-shot for 6x09 if Booth and Brennan were together.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
alternative new moon ending by Fireshine reviews
For those who would prefer a little less Jacob, this is what would happen if Laurent actually bit Bella in the meadow.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,083 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moving On by Redefining Fantsy reviews
Bella's orphaned @ 4. @ 7 she's adopted by vamps. @ 17 the Cullens rescue her from years of abuse and hardship. She just want to ignore all of her rules and love Edward. But it's not that easy and the past doesn't want to let her go. abuse/rape in story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart Asks Pleasure First by RachyDoodle reviews
When Police Officer Charlie Swan breaks a deal with Aro, leader of the Volturi, Aro sends vampire Edward to get even. How? By kidnapping the Chief's daughter... Cannon pairings, AU, little OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,963 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mirage by nise7465 reviews
After leaving Bella, Edward attempts to distract himself with a job. Instead, he finds himself mixed with a look-alike of his old girlfriend, prophetic books based on his life, and a nemesis he's tried to hide his entire existence. Canon pairings, NM AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,837 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School Never Ends, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 1 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. Rated "M" for language, and one lemon in the story. A story filled with Romance, Comedy and Drama. STATUS: Complete. EXTRA: Sequel is up, and Remake is up as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 175,307 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prey by summer35 reviews
TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Bella miraculously survives a vampire attack as a child. She returns to Forks 9 yrs later and against her will, she is drawn to Edward, and into a dangerous world where strict rules governed the uneasy coexistence...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Emmett Makes A Scene by January Q reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
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A Clear Storm reviews
!ON HOLD! "Twilight" is being re-written in my version. Edward and all of the other Cullens are the same vampires as always and Edward meets Bella in Forks High School. Only this time, Bella isn't human but isn't a full vampire, so what is she?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Speak Now
!ON HOLD! Based on the song 'Speak Now' by Taylor Swift, Edward is forced in an arranged marriage by his family to Tanya. Set after New Moon, no Italy. Since Edward is depressed, his family makes him marry Tanya to 'bring him to life'. M for mature dialog
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella, Edward