Author has written 26 stories for Cold Case, Wrestling, and Sweet Valley series.
Concrit is welcome, but no name-calling or profanity please.
My name is Deborah
Age - Older than you, probably!:-D
I live in Colorado, in a small town 45 minutes north of Denver.
I've had the same email address for over a decade.
I have blonde hair, and yes I do color it and I'm not afraid to admit it.
I don't eat junk food. My parents kept it out of the house while I was growing up, and I never developed a taste for it. I'll eat the occasional piece of candy, but that's about it.
I'm a slasher at heart, but I do write het as well. I DON'T WRITE LEMONS.
IMHO, the WWE locker room is the gayest environment in the world.
I drive a 2002 Kia Rio, which may not sound like a big deal, but this one has a new engine put in by my mechanic, and it's loaded, complete with an awesome stereo!
Favorite music - My music taste runs the gamut from classic rock to country to metal to techno to pop and soft rock, and everything else in between. Music either sucks or it doesn't, and I'm proud to say that my iPod is crammed full of music that doesn't suck.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
ATTENTION ALL HATERS!
Why the HELL must you shoot flames to the slash writers on this site?! This site is call fanfiction.net for a reason--IT'S FICTION! If wrestling slash--or wrestling fiction for that matter--isn't your cup of tea, DON'T read it! And better still, don't read it and then flame the writers!
IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT MY WORKS:
I suck at match descriptions, so many of my descriptions are courtesy of slashwrestling dot com and pwwew dot net. I thought it would be easier to put that disclaimer in my profile rather than type it all out in each story that I write.
NOTE FOR ALL REVIEWERS!
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Good or bad, GUEST REVIEWS WILL BE DELETED. SORRY, BUT I CAN'T DISCRIMINATE.
My newest obsession is with the Wyatts. I find them to be intriguing and complex, and this is arguably the best thing the WWE's come out with in years. I'm currently working on a series of stories featuring them, with the main story called Angel In The Dirt.
Why am I obsessed with them, might you ask? Well you can thank theytalktome for that. She's got a series of one-shots about the Wyatts, which feature Luke and Jay (Christian). Yes. You read it correctly. Luke and Jay. And these one-shots are written extremely well, without any overtly sexual content.
If you're interested, check out her stories at:
Her one-shots include:
Dream Of Waking
Everything He Says Is True
In The Beginning
Live In Fear
The Reflecting God
The High End Of Low
In The Sky With Demons
Show her some love, people!:)
And if you're interested, I have a Photobucket account for my Wyatt story:
Meet my OC, Anna Hollenbeck:)
SIDEBAR: My ff.net avatar is what I picture her to look like
Full name: Anna Kate Hollenbeck
Birthdate: December 8
Place of Birth: Springfield, Missouri
Height: 5' 2"
Weight: 97 pounds
NOTE: If she's competing in a story as a diva, then she's 5'5' and 112 pounds. In a few pieces of my work, she's actually 5'11" and 135 pounds.
Hair: Dark Blonde (long and curly)
Eyes: Blue (change from blue to gray to green depending on what she wears)
Life Story (will be tweaked depending on the stories she appears in):
Born to an alcoholic dad and enabling mom. Parents are upper middle class.
Molested by a babysitter at the age of seven.
Parents divorced at the age of 14. Was wise enough to see it coming months before, and took it surprising well.Anna's dad got sober, remarried and schleps around the country in an RV with his wife. Relationship with dad and stepmom is cordial; they're not particularly close.
Lived with grandparents until graduation. Belonged to gifted and talented groups in high school and graduated in top third of class.
Began drinking in college, but managed to keep it together and graduated with 3.0 GPA.
Moved in with mom and her roommate after college. Roommate was emotionally abusive, causing Anna to drink more heavily.
Anna's mom kicked roommate out of house after roommate physically assaulted Anna during an argument.
Anna realized she had a problem and began treatment for her substance abuse issues.
Moved out of her mom's house after being in treatment for a year. Headed to North Carolina, because she had an aunt who lived in Southern Pines.
Found a job as a personal assistant thru Craig's List and met the Hardys. Anna was Matt's personal assistant, and she met Jeff at a barbecue she'd been invited to. Jeff put in a good word for her to his buddy Shannon Moore, who was looking for a receptionist/assistant for his tattoo shop. Anna works 30 hours a week at the shop.
Eventually became friends with the Hardys, Shannon, and the Core Group.
Is roommates with Phil Brooks (met thru Shannon). Anna picked Phil as a roommate because she thought his Straightedge lifestyle would set a good example for her to follow (her sobriety is extremely important to her). BTW, Phil is gay in my universe.
Has trouble trusting people, so it takes her a while to make friends. Once you become her friend though, you're her friend for life, and she'll step in front of a bullet for you.
Has a dark sense of humor, which helped her get thru her various traumas growing up.
Hates chick-flicks. She likes dark comedies, action-adventures, and really good fantasies and sci-fi.
Likes to wear baggy pants and tight-fitting tops.
Buys her clothes at thrift stores or Walmart.
Won't wear lipstick unless it's got peppermint flavor (UPDATE: She's actually become fond of the DuWop Lip Venoms and Aveda lipcolor with the licorice flavor).
UPDATE ON THE UPDATE LOL! Anna took a trip to the National Western Stock Show with some of her girlfriends and fell head-over-heels in love with Mahya Mineral Makeup. Sure the lip treatment isn't peppermint flavor, but she likes how she can mix the colors with her peppermint Chap Stick and wear that as a lipstick. It was pricey, but she didn't mind shelling out the money. She also got some cute tops with the angel wing/MMA designs on them.
Doesn't eat junk food on a regular basis, just occasionally as a treat.
The guilty pleasure on her i-Pod is Seals and Crofts, Hall and Oates, and England Dan and John Ford Coley.
All the men/boys in her life are either gay or have already been taken (UPDATE: Anna has a boyfriend now! Depending
on the story, her boyfriend is either Jay Reso, aka Christian, or Justin Bradshaw of APA fame)
Likes RC Cola, regular Coke and Diet Pepsi (Anna has to make sure the regular Coke is on a different shelf in the icebox, away from Phil's Pepsi or he freaks out. The RC is okay for reasons Anna still can't figure out).
UPDATE: She's become quite fond of Cherry Vanilla Pepsi Next, and she makes sure that she's got a few bottles chilling in the fridge. She freaks out when Phil takes one of her Pepsi Nexts without asking, so I guess it all evens out. She still hasn't figured out why it's okay to put RC on Phil's Pepsi shelf.
Favorite color is purple, but she looks best in pink and other pastels.
Is a techno-geek and loves anything computer-related.
Successfully completed the Cinnamon Challenge.
Collects Hawaiian slipper charms.
Loves cats. Has a Tonkinese cat named Rikshaw (which used to be Phil's cat, until Anna moved in and Riki latched onto her).
Color - Purple
Food - Steak
Snacks - Veggies and dip, cheese cubes, fruit
Fruit - Strawberries
Dessert - Fruit sorbet, lemon cake
Movies - Fargo, Aliens, the Lethal Weapon series, and Repo! The Genetic Opera
TV Show - RuPaul's Drag Race and Duck Dynasty.
Sport - Hockey
Music - Rock and Roll, baby!
Musical Artists - Allman Brothers (Greg Allman shares her birthday), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Shinedown, Metallica, Sevendust, Hurt, Linkin Park, Saliva, Godsmack, Saving Abel, Texas Hippie Coalition, Charm City Devils, Volbeat, The Pretty Reckless, Stratusfear.
I was terrified that Anna would be a Mary-Sue so I ran her thru several Mary Sue tests. Happily she doesn't seem to be one:
Your Mary Sue Score: 16. The Non-Sue. Your character is a well-developed, balanced person, and is almost certainly not a Mary Sue. Congratulations!
Anna is suspiciously similar to you as you'd like to be. She is not at all cool; in fact, she thinks cool is a temperature reading, and when she says "Oh, I just put on whatever old thing's lying around," she means "on the floor, where I threw it last night - but I put on clean underwear first." There's never been anything special about her that she could see; boy, is she in for a surprise. She's come in for her share of hurt, but gotten off with minor damage. And she's gotten no slack from you.
In general, you care deeply about Anna, but you're smart enough to let her stand on her own, without burdening her with your personal fantasies or propping her up with idealization and over-dramatization. Anna is a healthy character with a promising career ahead of her.
Yet more signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER:
You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
You know the research librarian’s office, cell, and home phone numbers but can’t remember your own.
Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off.
You would rather write than go out.
Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit.
You get cranky if you don’t get to write.
You’ve ever said, “The voices are getting louder; I must go write.”
When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats.
You’ve heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down.
You’ve ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn’t a paper napkin.
You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.
You end an argument with your spouse by saying, “Oh, wait, I have to write this down–this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled.”
Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom.
You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters’ situation as a prayer request in Sunday school.
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you’re writing takes place right in front of your eyes.
The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story.
You have filed and cross-referenced every issue of The Writer and Writer’s Digest you’ve ever received.
You purposely eavesdrop when out in public.
At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero’s or heroine’s) so you can conduct research.
You listen to the writer’s commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process.
You have a favorite line from every movie you’ve seen.
You can’t write because you’re mad at one of your characters.
You argue with said character.
You have a folder on your computer labeled “Ideas.” Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually.
You drive three hours to a city where you don’t know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there.
You are more anxious about your mailman showing up an hour late than your kids.
The “sermon notes” section of the Sunday morning bulletin comes home every week filled in with ideas or scenes for your WIP.
The only magazine quiz you regularly fill out is the vocabulary quiz in The Writer—and you score at least 18/20 every time and cut it out to hang on your fridge.
Your idea of a vacation is going somewhere like Denver, Houston, Dallas, or Minneapolis to attend a writer’s conference, and you never leave the hotel.
You have a hard time explaining what you “do.”
You–hold on, I have to check my e-mail . . .
You do everything you can think of to procrastinate from writing, then turn the light on in the middle of the night and furtively write a few hundred words because you feel guilty for not writing.
You can predict the next line or conflict in just about every TV show/movie you watch.
You don’t meet “new friends”; you meet “potential characters.”
You stay in bed ten minutes after you wake up structuring the details of your dream into a novel synopsis, complete with character descriptions, setting, and costumes.
You’ve ever had to replace your bathroom flooring because you decided you could get a few thoughts written down while waiting for the bathtub to fill.
You have a cup or canister filled with pens and pencils in every room of the house—and yet you can never find a pen when you really need one. You also put the dry pens back in the cup, simply because it seems like a waste to throw away a perfectly good pen casing—one of these days, you might actually buy some refills.
Your non-writing friends/family don’t like going to the movies with you, because you don’t walk out saying, “Yeah, that was good,” you walk out saying, “If I’d written that, I would have . . .”
You spend more on “writing stuff” every year than you do on groceries and gas combined.
You text-message yourself while out and about so you won’t forget a great name, a piece of dialogue, or a story idea you saw/heard while you were out.
Conversations with friends start to include the question, “You’re not going to use that in your book, are you?”
You think Paul Bettany’s portrayal of Chaucer in A Knight’s Tale is one of the most brilliant characters ever put on film . . . and you often quote several of his lines:
Chaucer: I’m a writer.
Wot: A what?
Chaucer: A wha–a what? A writer. I write, with parchment, and ink. Geoffrey Chaucer’s the name, writing’s the game. You’ve read my book? the Book of the Duchess? No? Well, it was allegorical.
Roland: Well, we won’t hold that against you, that’s for every man to decide for himself.
Chaucer: I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.
Will: You lied . . .
Chaucer: Yes . . . yes I lied. I’m a writer, I give the truth scope!
In a group discussion/debate, you can can always see the other person’s point of view—literally. You’re composing their internal dialogue, visceral and emotional reactions while they talk.
You’re never bored, because your characters are always there to entertain you.
UPCOMING STORIES *borrows Ron Simmons* Damn! I'm suddenly feeling really creative!:) :
I Hate Everything About You - Newcomer Adam Copeland is smitten over sophomore Jeff Hardy. Only problem is, Jeff can't date until his surly, broody older brother Matt gets a date. My take on 10 Things I Hate About You.
Pie In The Face – Follows the story of four high-schoolers trying to lose their virginity. Evan and JoMo pursue the handsome and popular but seeming unattainable Jay Reso, and Chris and Matt try to take their relationship to the next level, all the while trying to take the advice of the toppest top in school, Jeff Hardy. My version of American Pie.
Road Trip: My Way – Love means never having to say you're sorry you made a gay sex tape with another guy and sent it to your boyfriend by mistake! My version of Road Trip.
Jedam M-preg Story - Still in the planning stages, but I will put it down eventually.
Untitled Wedding Story - While Matt and Lita plan their wedding, Anna inadvertently gets tangled up in a triangle involving her nemesis Trish Stratus.
Vampire Story - Kinda based on the Audi Super Bowl commercial, but with a much better outcome (I hate how it ended, WAAH! I like vampires!:))
Close To The Bone - Jay Reso and his girlfriend decide on a whim to travel Highway 93, the legendary road that runs from Arizona to Canada. It's the trip of a lifetime, but will it tear them apart or bring them closer together?
Untitled Jay/OC Story: Takes place in 2003 - 2004. After Matt Hardy dumps Lita publicly and loudly, Lita distances herself from her friends and family. Anna, her surrogate kid sister, is devastated by the resulting estrangement, and finds comfort in the arms of the last person anyone expects.
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Here's some translations of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (the main character from Tara Gillespie's infamous story My Immortal):
In Spanish: Dark'ness Ebony Demencia Cuervo Way
In French: Dark'ness Ebony Raven démence Way
In German: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
In Italian: Ebony Dark'ness demenza Way Raven
In Dutch: Zwart Dark'ness Dementie Raven Way
In Portuguese: Ebony Dark'ness Way Corvo Demência
In Swedish: Ebony Dark'ness Demens Raven Way
In Latin: Ebenum Dark'ness DEMENTIA Raven Via
In Japanese: エボニーDark'ness認知症レイヴン·ウェイ
In Chinese: 乌木Dark'ness痴呆乌鸦之路
In Korean: 흑단 Dark'ness 치매 까마귀 방법
In Esperanto: Ebono Dark'ness Demenco Raven Vojo
A FEW GREAT QUOTES:
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Come on, piss me off! I have plenty of places to hide the bodies!
You're jealous because the voices talk to me.
Keep staring. I might do a trick!
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and then it's gone.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
You can not make somebody love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Pretty is in the face, but beautiful is in the heart.
Lies are like wildfires. Left untended, they destroy everything in their path.
At the end of the game, the pawn and the king both go in the same box.
PICTURES FOR INTO THE DARK STORY
If the link doesn't work or if it doesn't show up, PM me and I'll send you the link!
Favorite wrestlers - Too many to mention, because I like them for different reasons:
Both Hardys (Matt and Jeff)
Chris Jericho (I love him, even when he's being an ass!)
JoMo (John Morrison)
Miz (I don't know why, I just do )
CM Punk (back when he was hot as hell)
Drew (I used to not like him, until I heard his new entrance music, then everything clicked!)
Bret Hart (BTW, my Bret muse isn't angsty)
Randy Orton (As a character. As a person, not so much)
Favorite slash pairs:
Matt/Jeff (Hardycest, no other name necessary)
Matt/Punk/Jeff (Hardpunk, or Junkycest)
Hunter/Matt (Probably the most underrated slash pair around)
Randy/Cody or Randy/Ted
Bret/Cena (Ok, I know it's kinda out there, but I kinda like the Graduate vibe. Y'know, older teacher and younger student)
Jack/Miz (Emono got me hooked on this one)
Favorite Het Pairings:
Taker/Stephanie (seeing the Black Wedding kinda gave me ideas!)
Matt/Lita (I've become much more forgiving of Lita as of late)
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE...) so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp (BUT WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING OR I HOLD IT IN AND CRY DURING THE NIGHT)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser
I am NOT a cereal box. DON'T label me.
List twelve wrestlers in no particular order:
1) Matt Hardy
2) Chris Jericho
3) Jeff Hardy
4) CM Punk
6) Shawn Michaels
7) Bret Hart
9) Christian (Jay Reso)
10) Randy Orton
11) Evan Bourne
12) John Morrison
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Shawn/Evan? I don't think I have.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
CM Punk was hot before all the hair and the mask.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Edge/Morrison m-preg? That baby would be fucking gorgeous.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
About Christian? I'm reading a really good one right now by xXxVermillionxXx called The Black Zodiac. It's in my Favorites section! Aaannd...I've written a couple of fics!:)
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Chris/Shawn would have been good before the feud.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Undertaker/Christian or Undertaker/Randy? Randy's too much of a dom, so #1 (especially during the Ministry of Darkness/Brood days!)
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Bret walking in on Chris/Morrison having sex? I couldn't imagine him walking in on that. He's more likely to walk in on Chris and Matt having sex. In either case he'd apologize profusely and walk out.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Jeff/Randy…hmmm. It's been nine months since Jeff left for TNA, and The Viper finds it hard to maintain his relationship with the Rainbow Haired Warrior.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Matt/Adam fluff? Hell yeah! It's everywhere!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Commiserate. Morrison's depressed over his breakup with Miz and Bret decides to buy him a drink.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One
Matt would lose some stupid bet, and Punk gets to top him. Something like that.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Jeff het? Not unless Trish is in it.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
There's a lot of Evan stories, so yeah. He's just so dammed adorable!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Chris/Punk/Undertaker…Well, after reading some really good Jericho/Punk fiction, that may be a possibility - if I ask really nicely. Side note: NOBODY tops Taker. NOBODY (except James Lawson, of course)!
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Oh, fuck! Cody! (Especially funny if Randy's in bed with someone else besides Cody!).
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Love-Hate-Sex-Pain by Godsmack. It would probably be about Edge's role in the Matt/Lita breakup, or Edge's feelings about Matt being with Lita and not with him. The song's got this dark, twisted vibe to it that just fits Edge's character perfectly.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Matt/Shawn/Morrison--caution: this fic contains lots and lots of guy on guy sex, some bondage and a lot of glitter.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Randy to Chris: I bet you couldn't get me in the Walls of Jericho (I suck at pickup lines.). Then Chris would laugh at Randy and put his arm around Matt (yeah, okay. my bias is showing).
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Evan about Jericho/Edge: It's okay I guess, but what about Matty and Jay?
20) How emo is Seven?
I think Bret was pretty emo back in the day, but he's had a lot of life experiences that changed that.
"(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2)."
Matt & Christian are in a happy relationship until Christian runs off with CM Punk. Matt, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Evan and a brief unhappy affair with Morrison, then follows the wise advice of Undertaker and finds true love with Chris. (Matticho loveage! Yaayness! I go write now:))
What title would you give this fic.
I've Been Waiting For You.
Oh, BTW, I set you up on a date with #2.
I don't think I'm his type. Let me call Matt and ask him if he'd like to take my place LOL!:)
JEFFY STYLE. XD!
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
Opening Credits – Breathe Me In by Candlebox
Waking Up – Come Back to Me by David Cook
First Day Of School – The Fool On The Hill by The Beatles
Falling In Love – Scapegoat by Atmosphere
Fight Song – Umbrella by Rhianna featuring Jay-Z
Breaking Up – Smokin’, Drinkin’ by Kid Rock
Prom – Purple Pills by D12
Life is just...OK – Senorita by Los Lonely Boys
Mental Breakdown – One After 909 by The Beatles
Driving – New Hope Generation by Falling Up
Flashback – Amber by 311
Getting Back Together – Waiting On The World To Change by John Mayer
Birth of Child – Bubbly by Colbie Calliat
Wedding – Lips of An Angel by Hinder
Final Battle – Cumbersome by Seven Mary Three
Death Scene – Let it Be by The Beatles
Funeral Song – Behind Blue Eyes by The Who
End Credits – Here There And Everywhere by The Beatles
Check out this Live Journal site for more awesome slash (and some of it's NC-20, so fair warning!):
And here's another really good site:
Cool! I have a Twitter account now!:)
Redsandman99 – She’s got the talent to make almost any pair work. Her original characters ROCK! BTW, my favorite serial killer of all time now is James Lawson. THAT’S how good she is!
Nero Anne – Your go-to girl for Hardycest
Dark Kaneanite – She got me hooked on Matticho as well as Glen (Kane)/Adam/Miz
Wrestlefan4 – See above
Seraphalexiel – Her character development is awesome, and I love how she pimps out Matt!
xXxVermillionxXx – Two words; Mindy Stratus
JacktheSinister JaketheJust – She writes Hardycest and Junk extremely well
Terrahfry – Check out Muse Troubles – it’s freaking hilarious.
Emono – I absolutely love the Under The Rose series.
Green Phantom Queen – I love the supernatural stuff she writes.
I want to thank all the writers listed (and I’m sure I’ll find more!) for making this site my crack.