Abyssal Ferret
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Joined 06-08-10, id: 2395185, Profile Updated: 09-10-10
Author has written 9 stories for Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Jade Empire.

Hi all, I've decided to finally update my profile page now that I've actually written a few things. You may have come to this page after reading one of my stories; I've written so far for Mass Effect and one for Dragon Age (which was on a whim). I hope you enjoy 'em. And you know, like everyone else, I always appreciate the feedback. So thanks to those so far who have proceeded to do so!

My 4th story, Synthetic Hearts, is probably the shloppiest story on the net these days (no, I'm NOT interested in being proven otherwise). I never actually intended it to be so bad, but it's just the way it has developed so far (I hadn't planned where it was going exactly). Those of you who enjoy it, I'm glad, because I'm writing it for you guys. I'm beginning to have bets on how much more I can continue with the shloppyness before it starts actually sucking shloppiness from those who read it just to maintain itself. I guess I'd be the first to create a living story which must feed itself.

And yes, shloppy is a made up word. It's a mix between sloppy and soppy. And possibly something else. If you don't understand its meaning, just replace it with soppy and you'll be fine.

I guess at this point I don't exactly have much else to say, so, thank you for reading my stories, and I hope you enjoy them. I certainly enjoy reading other people's stories on here.

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Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
A Song for Alingon by mei0023 reviews
After years of working together, Shepard and Garrus can speak volumes to each other without ever saying a word. But when Shepard accepts an impossible mission on a dangerous planet, all bets are off. Rating subject to change in later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Cassandra's Dilemma: Book One by Gentleman Bystander reviews
What if you knew something so terrible, that life itself hinged on you getting your message out? What if the only people who believed you were a handful of misfits and societal cast-offs? Welcome to the world of Uriah Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,336 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Shepard (M), Samara - Complete
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by ghost.713 reviews
Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,800 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L.
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Synthetic Hearts Complete
REWRITE. After a terrible surprise attack Garrus believes Shepard is dead. What he doesn't know is that she has survived, and finds herself lost and alone. While trying to find her way back to him, she finds something which will change her life forever.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Synthetic Hearts, Continued reviews
After a terrible surprise attack Garrus believes Shepard is dead. What he doesn't know is that she has survived, and finds herself lost and alone. While trying to find her way back to him, she finds something which will change her life forever.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Mass Effect: Discovery reviews
Shepard's life has taken a heavy toll on her. Barely after the dust has settled from the defeat of the Reapers and she has settled down into her new life, she is called out of her retirement to face a new threat. Will she find her way again? Post ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Shepard (F)
Mass Effect: Beyond the Eyes reviews
The story of my version of Commander Shepard. A will-be novelization of the game. Chapter 1: Akuze.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Shepard (F)
Sagacious Zu reviews
The Tale of Sagacious Zu, following his life from when he became an enemy of the Emperor and betrayed his Order, and the years after.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010
Return to Highever reviews
Returning to an old life is never easy. Especially when so much has happened, and so much has changed forever. After DA:O.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Cousland
Vengeance reviews
The battle of the Collectors is complete, but to what cost? When Shepard is faced with a disapproving Miranda, she makes a new and capable enemy... and sparks will surely fly. Renegade. Femshep/Garrus pairing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Synthetic Hearts reviews
Another Shep/Garrus fic. Continued in ... Well, 'Continued'. T for safety.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Bumping Into You reviews
Shepard's been newly posted on the Normandy, but aliens REALLY creep him out. One in particular. A series of humorous one-shots. Starring Nihlus the Spectre.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete