Arekkusu Naitofaia
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Joined 06-08-10, id: 2395322, Profile Updated: 10-28-14
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Sherlock, RESCUE/特別高度救助隊, Supernatural, Thor, and Game of Thrones.

Hello there I am Arekkusu Naitofaia (formally Uchihacest Girl)


About: This Is Going To Go Well

Guess what guys who still check my profile? I've gotten back into Naruto, full force. Not sure how long it will last but I'm trying everything to stay in the fandom. Sadly though this does mean I'm actually re-writing the whole damn fic because JFC I had no writing skill at 14. There won't be major changes most likely considering I'm too lazy to full salvage this emo-fest but the grammar needs sorting and I refuse to sit back and leave it. So hopefully if I can finish that, I may finally write the final chapters and complete this damn fic after 4 long years.


I will change the number after each one I post - just because I can and well at least I have something to work towards.

About: Lies, Disorders and Not So Brotherly Love

Sorry about the late update for the smut, I should have it up soon, it took me ages to write it.

About: Shadow of the Sharingan

I made no commitment to finish this fic and probably never will considering there is nothing I can possibly think of to add to it, so therefore at some point in the near future I will probably delete it.

About: Fragments of an Ambiguous Trickster

A oneshot that is indeed finished, I will probably do a re-write in the near future to discard any spelling and grammar mistakes and maybe add more detail but other from that it is done, there may also be some more oneshots in the future for this pairing.

About: The Not So Amazing Skating Sherlock

A completed oneshot, also may re-write for spelling and grammar purposes but naturally I am quite happy with this fic.

About: I Will Save You From Your Miserable Expression

Not many of you have probably heard of this show considering it is indeed a Japanese drama but naturally this will also be discontinued from lack of interest and well I can no longer pair the pairing as the actors just don't go together in my head anymore.

About: Burning Seraphim

As much as I still love Supernatural, it came to me a while back that this show was my childhood and to write a slash fic would be impossible, I support Destiel don't get me wrong but I can't really read or write it anymore because it really would destroy my childhood image, I've grown up with the Winchesters, they are my heroes. Maybe I will write a fic one day that won't end in smut but really the characters are just too sentimental.

About: Crash Landing

Sherlock has taken TOO long to produce another series which has completely bored me so I'm no longer deeply into the fandom. However this is a fairly decent chance I will continue this when season 3 is finally released, but no guarantees.

Future Projects:

Right now I've decided to work on some more ThorKi, since The Dark World I have once more become infatuated with Thor and Loki and they beautiful chemistry they have on screen, I do support both the bromance and the yaoi so I will hopefully sprout out some more oneshots and at least one multi-chaptered fic which I am currently working on ideas for, too bad it's going quite slowly.

I apologize to all about the fics I will indeed discontinue.


Back to BVB Once again lol.

As for my other fic, Burning Seraphim will be continued after I finish TIGTGW and when I watch season 8 of Supernatural, my other Naruto story will be deleted soon cause it sucks and I will never write more. My Sherlock one may eventually be finished, who knows.

OMG KAT-TUN my new favourite band!! They are so awesome!! GACKT too!! Fave solo artist!

Kamenashi Kazuya

Akanishi Jin (I still like to count his name, maybe one day he'll return)

Taguchi Junnosuke

Tanaka Koki

Ueda Tatsuya

Nakamaru Yuichi

Gotta love Jinda, Junda, Kameda, Akame XD and lol Akamejunda :P

If you have never watched Japanese drama, then you have not lived!! Do it NOW!!

My new top 10 of hotties! Keeps changing!

1. Is joint between Yamamoto Yusuke, Tom Hiddleston (as Loki) and Ueda Tatsuya

2. Is joint between Chris Hemsworth (as Thor), Kamenashi Kazuya, Akanishi Jin and Taguchi Junnosuke

3. Camui Gackt

4. Seto Koji

5. Kim Jae Wook

6. Mizushima Hiro

7. Takagi Manpei (I like him the best! Of the two)

8. Kaname Jun

9. Mukai Osamu

10. Daito Shunsuke

My new favourite pairings

OTP - THORXLOKI (AKA ThorKi or ThunderFrost))

DanteXNero - Devil May Cry

SatoruX Masaru – Atashinchi no Danshi

RyosukeXWataru – Tumbling

NakatsuXKayishima – Hana Kimi

KitijamaXFudo – RESCUE

TendouXTsurugi – Kamen Rider Kabuto

KyoyaXTamaki - Ouran High School drama

AgehaXMakoto - RH Plus

TonyXSteve - Avengers

Drama’s and Movie’s I have watched!

Ouran High School Host Club

It’s pretty much the same as the anime just shorter, Tamaki and Honey have brown hair (however Tamaki slowly gets blonder haha), the characters have the same kind of personalities and the drama is just as wild. If you enjoy the anime then it’s likely you will love the drama too.

Rating: 7/10 (the anime is still my favourite)

Hot guys (from my list): Yusuke Yamamoto (Tamaki), the Takagi twins (Hikaru and Kaoru) and Shunsuke Daito (Kyoyo)

Mei-Chan’s no Shitsuji

It’s about a regular girl called Mei who finds out she is the heir to the power and rich Hongo family which forces her to attend an all-girls private school called Lucia’s Academy where all the girls have their own personal butlers. Mei is given Rihito, an S-Rank butler, the best of the best which initially makes all the other girls jealous. The story is about how she slowly fits into the school and interacts with the other students, she begins to sort all their problems out while trying to figure out who is trying to get rid of her.

Rating: 7/10 (the plot becomes predictable at certain points)

Hot guys: Hiro Mizushima (Rihito), the Takagi twins (Sakon and Ukon) and Osamu Mukai (Shinobu)

Atashinchi no Danshi

My favourite family drama. It’s about a young woman named Chisato whose father has run up a 100 million yen debt and co-signed her name. She is being chased my debt collectors one day when a mysterious and rich man named Shinzo Ōkura pays off her debt. He then gives her the choice to pay back the money to him or sign a contract and marry him. She chooses to marry him. One month later he dies and the sub clauses of the contract are revealed. For 3 months she must live in Trick Heart Castle and be a mother to his six eccentric sons while completing the mother’s tasks. The sons incluce:

Fū Ōkura, a 30 year old travelling artist who spends his time running up a girlfriend count, he’s cold and selfish and doesn’t particularly take up his role as they eldest. He has a serious grudge against his father.

Takeru Ōkura, a 27 year old biker gang leader who wears a red fighter coat, he is wild, rude and mean yet has a strong sense of justice and an empathetic heart. He tends to act like the big brother to the rest of his younger brothers.

Sho Ōkura, a 25 year old mastermind, he tends to be the one who runs the family, he can be manipulative at times and very selfish. He works as a host at night and hides a secret of his own, he doesn’t understand his responsibilities at first and is also quite the player.

Masaru Ōkura, a 22 year old ‘Okama’ model who identifies himself as a female (wearing eye shadow and nail polish), his actions and mannerisms are very feminine. He has low self-confidence about himself despite being a famous model and has a severe phobia of women.

Satoru Ōkura, a 17 year old recluse who spent a whole year of his life without coming out of his room, formally a magician he now spends his time by himself being afraid to go outside. He is the most aggressive of the family with a short temper yet secretly aspires to do outdoor activities.

Akira Ōkura, a 12 year old genius who makes money via the stock market, he’s antisocial and cares little of anyone else. Although having a rough exterior he is actually rather innocent deep down.

Rating: 10/10 (absolutely perfect)

Hot guys: Jun Kaname (Fū), Osamu Mukai (Sho), Yusuke Yamamoto (Masaru) and Koji Seto (Satoru)


My favourite friendship drama. It’s about a high school delinquent named Wataru who is forced to either take extra lessons or join a school club to make up for extra credit if he wants to not have to repeat a school year. He soon comes across the male rhythmic gymnasts club after finding out that the new girl he fancies is a part of the female one. He joins the club and starts to become very serious, during the time he helps out all the other club members and helps maintain the dream of Yuta who has always wanted to do group tumbling. It’s a very heart-warming drama which shows the bond between best friends.

Rating: 10/10 (you watch the characters develop so much)

Hot Guys: Yusuke Yamamoto (Wataru), Koji Seto (Yuta), Shunsuke Daito (Kiyama) and Shohei Miura (Ryosuke)


Literally it’s about a guy in the fire department named Daichi who aspires to be part of the Super Ranger Rescue team (not power rangers btw XD) so he attends the rescue team course where he meets many other participants. He eventually makes it onto the squad and the drama is about all the rescue operations they proceed in and how the characters interact and save each other. It’s a drama that keeps you heart pumping!

Rating: 9/10 (I thoroughly enjoyed it)

Hot Guys: Yusuke Yamamoto (Fudo), Jun Kaname (Katsuragi) and Shunsuke Daito (Kohinata)

Hana Kimi (original 2007 Japanese version)

About a girl named Mizuki who pretends to be a boy to get into an all-male school so she can convince a guy named Sano to high jump again. In the school she meets some weird characters and ends up falling in love. She has to choose which dorm she enters: Dorm 1, the martial arts specialists. Dorm 2, the Sports specialists. Or Dorm 3, the drama and arts specialists. The show consists of the dorms competing against each other for ridiculous prizes. Some other dorm members include:

Nakatsu, Dorm 2, he’s a football star and very popular within the school, he’s funny and energetic, he believes he is gay when he falls for Mizuki and he tends to mentally rant a lot.

Minami, Dorm 2 leader, he’s a hyperactive flirtatious lady’s man. He loves to have as many girlfriends as possible and can literally charm any girl he likes.

Masao (Oscar), Dorm 3 leader, spends most of his time wearing a cape believing he is sexy; he’s very dramatic and spends most of his time getting possessed.

Tennoji, Dorm 1 leader, a violence obsessed crazed maniac who beats up his dorm. He’s totally in love with his fiancé but struggles with romance.

Kayishima, Dorm 2, a psychic boy who can see auras and ghosts. He spends most of time popping up randomly and saying some weird things.

Rating: 9/10 (the two main characters began to get on my nerves and the love triangle also got annoying, the other characters made up for it though)

Hot guys: Hiro Mizushima (Minami), Yusuke Yamamoto (Kayishima) and Shunsuke Daito (Shin)


A random murder mystery drama about a bad English teacher who is obsessed with money going on treasure hunts where usually someone ends up date. She takes three of her students along with her and usually leaves them to fend for themselves in dangerous situations. She then acts all innocent and the three boys get the blame. The drama has no chronological order it’s just funny to watch.

Rating: 5/10 (there isn’t any storyline, it’s just fun to watch the predicaments they get into)

Hot guys: Yusuke Yamamoto (Imamura)

Taiyo to Umi no Kyoshitsu

I haven’t finished this one yet though I do particularly love episode 3. The ep is about a teenager named Eiji who by this point has decided that he wanted to drop out of school, which we find out why. He had been left alone to look after his three younger siblings as his mother was in hospital, the school try and force him to give up his siblings but he decides he can’t and tries to run away with them.

Rating: As a whole I don’t know but ep 3 definitely 9/10

Hot guys: Yusuke Yamamoto (Eiji) Jun Kaname (guest star)

Ryusei no Kizuna

A drama about three siblings (two brothers and a sister) whose parents were murdered when they were kids. The drama is set 14 years later when they are trying to find out who murdered their parents, planning on killing said person themselves. They are all swindlers and make money by conning people they don’t like. The eldest brother Koichi being the mastermind while his younger brother Taisuke and sister Shizuna act the parts out. They slowly unravel the mystery behind their parents death.

Rating: 9/10 (a perfect balance between seriousness and comedy)

Hot guys: Ryo Nishikido (Taisuke) and Jun Kaname (Yukinari)

Brother Beat

Basically it’s about three brothers who have been raised solely by their younger acting mother since their father died. It’s about how their relationship evolves, how they all fall in love and problems at their workplace. Contains lots of bromance particularly between the eldest and middle brother.

Rating: 8/10 (the brothers are hilarious to watch and there are some cute momemts)

Hot guys: Hiro Mizushima (Yoshi)

Rinne no Ame (Short Film)

A sad film about two brothers Kouhei and Shuhei. The mentally disabled Shuhei is looked after by his older brother Kouhei and is abused at work by his boss. Though one day after Shuhei tried to steal from his boss Kouhei catches the boss beating up his brother and violently flips out killing the man. The film is about how they are trying to cover up the murder, and how Shuhei struggles to keep it a secret and how Kouhei struggles to look after his brother which eventually unfolds to an inevitable tragedy.

Rating: 9/10 (a very sad movie which ultimately unfolds to a tragedy)

Hot guys: Yusuke Yamamoto (Kouhei) and Koji Seto (Shuhei)

Paradise Kiss (Movie)

A movie about a regular girl who is asked to model for the students clothes line company Paradise Kiss, she falls in love and takes the modelling into a further career.

Rating: 4/10 (I found the movie rather boring, predictable, cheesy and unrealistic)

Hot guys: Osamu Mukai (George) and Yusuke Yamamoto (I can’t remember the name haha)

Himitsu no Hanazono

About a woman who is forced into becoming the editor of a famous shojo manga. The manga is supposedly written by a woman named Yuriko Hanazono but soon realises that Yuriko is actually four brothers. She has to keep their secret from the world why trying to keep all the brothers on task.

Rating: 6/10 (it could have been better in my opinion)

Hot guys: Jun Kaname (Satoshi), Yusuke Yamamoto (Takumi) and Shunsuke Daito (Miura)

Kamen Rider Kabuto

Kind of like a more serious version of power rangers with a better storyline and characters. An alien species known as the Worm have invaded Earth and are killing the mimicking the humans .The Kamen Riders are there to defeat them. Tendou is the main character; he soon becomes Kamen Rider Kabuto, he’s a character that believes he is the best at everything and likes to be in charge. The other Riders are pretty funny and have strange personalities, surprisingly some episodes are really sad and even some of the character storylines.

Rating: 8/10 (the characterization is surprisingly good for that kind of show, yet the main characters gets annoying sometimes)

Hot guys: Hiro Mizushima (Tendou) and Yusuke Yamamoto (Tsurugi)

Orthros no Inu

A drama about two guys, Ryuzaki, the man with the hand of God who can heal any injury or illness with one touch but has a dark soul and Ryosuke the man with the hand of the Devil who can kill with one touch who has an innocent soul and hates to kill. The drama is about how the two meet and how Ryuzaki is manipulating the other characters, it has a running theme about morals and is realistic, both characters are rather interesting and we find out how close a bond the two characters actually have.

Rating: 9/10 (I wasn’t sure of it at first but watching the whole thing through was amazing)

Hot guys: Ryo Nishikido (Ryosuke)

Niini no Koto wo Wasurenaide (Movie)

If you found My Sisters Keeper side then you will cry at this too. It’s about a guy called Keisuke who is diagnosed with brain cancer at the age of 15 after wanting to become a physicist the film is about the last years of his life and how he lived with the disease up until he dies at the age of 23. It’s a heart-breaking movie that has some serious tear- jerking moments. You will need a WHOLE box of tissues for this movie.

Rating: 10/10 (it had me crying for over an hour and a half non-stop, just thinking about it makes me want to cry)

Actor (it isn’t right to put hot with this): Ryo Nishikido

Tokyo Ghost Trip

Well the title pretty much explains it, it's about this family of mainly boys (three/four brothers and 1/2 cousins depending on how you look at it) who basicaly work as mediums helping people contact dead relatives and such. It's not a particularly powerful drama but it has some funny bits I guess and is a great one to kill time if you have nothing you want to get attached to.

Rating: 6/10 (it was ok)

Actors: No smexy actors at all in my opinion

RH Plus

This is surprisingly good, it's about a 'family' of four male vampires who live together in a mansion who help do missions that the regular police cannot, the vampires are cool (unlike Twilight crap) and it is easy to get attached to the four characters because they are all rather funny. Some episodes are hilarious and some are serious, a very good mixture and there is a nice side of bromance between the four (well the eldest acts like the dad, tis cute)

Rating: 8/10 (I actually really enjoyed it and felt really sorry for the main character Makoto)

Actors: None off my list but they are all ok tbh

Well this is Arekkusu Naitofaia

Real name: Alex

Age: 18

Animes I have watched: Naruto (clearly), Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Junjou Romantica, Elfen Lied, Ouran High School Host Club, Ao no Exorcist, Loveless (though I didn't get it), Katekyo Hitman Reborm (OMFG I ADORE IT), Black Butler, Death Note, Avatar the Last Airbender (if you class that), Something something World's greatest first love (lol)

Animes I'm planning on watching in the near future: Vampire Knight, Fairytail, Hetalia or anything that looks interesting

Favourite Movies: Well I have waaaay too many, I like Horror, Comedy, Fantasy (geeky movies like LOTR and Star Wars), Bloody Action/Thriller...most movies but not such a big fan of Romance or Chickflicks or even War/Western really.

Favourite Singers/Bands: LOTS I'll try and list them...ok...Black Veil Brides, Within Temptation, Dead by April, The Blackout, Linkin Park, Muse, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, Slipknot, Nickelback, Bon Jovi, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Evanescence, Anberlin, Rise Against, Sarah McClagnen, FM Static lots of Japanese songs...

Favourite Books: The Mortal Instruments series, Sprout and I HATE PASSIONATELY the Goddamn Twilight Saga. I read mainly Fanfiction to be honest.

Favourite Colour: Black and Ruby Red

Favourite Animal: White Tigers they are beautiful.


Well I can tell you that my favourite couples are: 1. ItachiXSasuke, 2. ZackXCloud and 3. RoyXEd 4. BlaineXKurt 5. JohnXSherlock - BBC version (they're like the main 5 I read!!)

Other Couples and threeways I like:

MadaraXItachiXSasuke (Ultimate Uchihacest) - Naruto

ItachiXDeidaraXSasuke (three best looking Naruto characters) - Naruto

SephirothXZackXCloud (talk about gorgeous) - FFVII

ZackXRenoXCloud (LOL, funny, funny, emo) - FFVII

GreedXLing (make them into seperate people) - Fullmetal Alchemist

AkihikoXMisaki (well that one IS in the anime, it's adorable) - Junjou Romantica

KyoyaXTamaki (I think that will be cute, and I'm seriously starting to like Tamaki) - Ouran High School Host Club

ByakuyaXRenji (well a CaptainXLieutenant relationship, smexy) - Bleach

RenjiXToshiro (I know that's perverted but I dunno I think it could be cute and besides Toshiro is probably older than he looks) - Bleach

RenjiXIchigo (I dunno I think they would be cute together) - Bleach

AlecXJace (HOT!!!!) - Mortal Instruments (BTW book series)

MagnusXAlecXJace (lol sub Jace XD) - Mortal Instruments

SnowXHope (Big guy and small guy...they would have to be careful) - FFXIII

DeanXCastiel (I can imagine them going out in the actual series!) - Supernatural

DerekXStiles (OBVIOUS MUCH?) - Teen Wolf

AragornXLegolas (seriously I'm a little nuts...I blame someone for this) - Lord of the Rings

HarryXDraco (just got into this pairing and it's suprisingly good) - Harry Potter

DemyxXAxel (they are just soooo alike and adorable) - Kingdom Hearts

YamamotoXGokudera (it is so one sided rivalry but they love each other really) - Katekyo Hitman Reborn

DinoXHibari (so clear, they did like 'train' for days) - Katekyo Hitman Reborn

SebastianXCiel (well they are binded even if it is kinda wrong, demonXchild) - Black Butler

GrellXSebastian (Grell loves him...everyone falls in love with Sebastian) - Black Butler

As you can see I'm a yaoi fangirl...

-/ \- ITACHI


-:- PEIN


\o.o/ ZETSU






/_\\) Deidara



$_$ Kakazu

-:- Pein

((o))) Tobi

O_O= Kisame

Sasori (dissapeared O_O?)

((O_o)) Zetsu

/-_-\\*) Konan

D.E.I.D.A.R.A - Dangerously Explosive Idiot Doing Amazing Reckless Art XD

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART (well Supermarket for me, I'm British XD)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE

-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

- Jesus was a Hufflepuff

- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

-"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy

-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda

-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob

-Draco: I mock you with my spirit fingers! (don't ask)

-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton

-Perfect ending to The Harry Potter Series: The Giant Squid consumes Britian

-Sirius Black

escaped askaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery. (he had a good run)

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? Draco Malfoy

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(Well I am but ya know XD) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm SEXY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (clearly not true) I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (only at night, during the day I'm non-sexual XD but fantasize yaoi I'm very WEIRD)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my big dick.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Only anime and besides it was Junjou Romantica, but I do read it XD)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required


1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Itachi all the way!! Deidara, Kakashi, Madara/Tobi, Sasuke in fanfic (when he doesn't kill Itachi )

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? ItaSasu, NaruSasu, MadaSasu, MadaIta, MadaItaSasu, ItaDei and SasoDei

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi!!!!! (can't you tell from my overloaded maleXmale pairing list??)

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No...but will do XD

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Itachi and Sasuke plushie and Itachi's mangekyo sharingan necklace and a shitload of manga

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Nope

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina, prefer NaruSasu

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru it's adorable!!!!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7!!! (sorry Neji)

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes, yes I do, though just his body of course

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well he is, Minato!!!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi of course second favouritist character far :P

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Both, I hate his guts but I kinda understand him and he can be ok in Fanfiction

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope I am WELL behind

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? That is the only explanation

17. Sub or dub? Both, Dubbed for smexy English voice but Sub for awesomeness


19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? AWESOMELY Hilarious

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? MADARA the ultimate Uchiha!!! WOOOOO

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? *eye twitch* I swear anyone who thinks him as sexy is dead to me

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara of course, he already looks like a girl (I already thought Haku did)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? WEIRD

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Not a big fan of OOC though seing Sasuke neing nicer and Itachi less triple agent and more brotherly is adorable

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Let me think...DUH!!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Go check for yourself

27. Do you like lemons? If they are hot yaoi lemons...HELL YEAH

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Not really...

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Nope

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yeah they is very awesome, fat Sakura ftw!!!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes my little bro...he bought all the games and the DVD's all up to date

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah I know some Narutards

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?' No, though I did show my teacher some drawings once

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nah, my dead brain affects that

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? By the sounds of it, it sounds like Het so no

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, it's MADARA

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. A little only the odd pic

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Hell yes!! Even I will admit that, Sasuke = smexy prat

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No, don't like OC's

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Used to, gotten over it :D

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To Sakura (Naruto)Haters: If you think it would be awesome to see Sakura sacrificed to resurrect Itachi properly, COPY THIS If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke and Naruto for the good of the world, COPY THIS If you hate the parings itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku or narusaku or anythingsaku COPY THIS If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS If you just hate her, COPY THIS


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Trust Me But Don't Thank Me Yet by stickdonkey reviews
In Goblin Town, Thorin offers himself in Kili's place to protect his nephew from torture. However, even when the Goblin agrees to the substitution it's not enough to prevent Fili and Kili's inclusion or to save them from mental trauma. In the aftermath of Goblin Town, issues that had been simmering between them for 70 years boil over. Will things between them mend or remain broken?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 214,427 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
The Human Contract by Hitoko-sama reviews
For Itachi's 25th birthday, Madara surprises him by taking him into the city for a present Itachi surely will never forget. Probably because this present is a doll that walks, talks, and will be whoever you desire it to be. YAOI! Uchihacest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,701 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/10/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Madara U.
Late Dawns And Early Sunsets by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi never thought being a vampire was a big deal. He was born this way, so why worry over it? But being a big brother was something he took seriously. It's now his job to keep Sasuke taken care of and well loved... if not TOO well-loved. ItaSasu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,230 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 7/5/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Neji H., Naruto U.]
Just one night by Akikofuma reviews
Thor finds Loki sitting on the rainbow bridge, wanting to ease his brothers obvious pain. / HEAVY smutt, hurt/comfort, basically porn with a small plot, pseudo-incest, LokixThor, don't like it don't read. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,283 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Impossible to Love You by Noche-Locura reviews
Itachi is in love with... his younger brother. And does not intend to tell him. But faced with a menacing threat, how much longer can Itachi protect his secret, and his little brother? ItaSasu, one-sided GaaSasu, other side pairings, A/U
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,116 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Beloved Pet by Akikofuma reviews
AU! Thor/Loki. Thor's birthday gift is choosing a human pet. Strolling along the market he sees a pet he must have. Loki. / SMUTT! Rated M for a reason! Mention of rape, physical violence, punishment, ect.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,859 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Loki, Thor
Anonymous by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi Uchiha is the publisher of Akatsuki magazine, and receives monthly entries from a robust young erotica writer calling them self "Tokumei" he is very curious about the mysterious "girl", but "she" is a lot closer to home than he thinks. ITASASU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,428 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/26/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Blood and Bones by avaes reviews
Kíli felt cold as the waves rushed over his body - The familiar feeling of despair returned to Fíli, only moments after it had vanished. It sunk into his bones, but it was worse this time. This was the kind of despair that was shattering, the kind that could break a heart as strong as Fíli's.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,929 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
Kingsfoil by StarryEve17 reviews
What is Kili's "orc wound" really? What actually happened? And what happened in between the scenes? I will write about Kili's own storyline and character development throughout the movie. Major hurt!Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,546 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Tauriel
How to Make a Monster by xosairbearxo reviews
When the rest of the world has always treated you like you're a monster... eventually, you'll act like one. What happened throughout Loki Laufeyson's life to turn him into the person he is today? What will happen now that he's taken the throne under the guise of Odin? (Takes place before, during, and after "Thor", "The Avengers", and "TTDW". Rated T for mature themes and violence.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Thor, Loki
Rehabilitation by YIWT reviews
When Loki falls, Thor dives after him and snatches him back. The Allfather punishes his wayward son. Warning for torture. Not slash.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 130,655 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Thor, Loki
Bad Blood by MistakenMagic reviews
"Your brother needs to learn that you will not always be there to protect him." Fili confronts Thorin about what happened in Lake-town. DOS spoilers.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Unbreakable Bonds (Reposted) by ReelTreble reviews
Reposted A sequel to A Family Broken. Many years after the attack that changed their lives, Fili and Kili are still trying to put the past behind them and become the warriors they are meant to be. But when a vicious enemy from their past returns and takes Kili, trying to finish what was started long ago. Will Thorin and Fili be able to find him before it's too late?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
When Brothers Wrestle by reviews
Thor and Loki are wrestling like all brothers do when Thor pins Loki to the floor. But why does that make Loki panic? Thorki lemons, rated 'M' for a reason! They're not actually related so I don't consider it incest, but if you do and don't like it, then don't read. R&R, if you recognize it, it's not mine!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
We Might Fall by Cassy27 reviews
A serial killer is terrorizing the city and detective Thor Odinson is on the case. As if his life isn't complicated enough, his little brother suddenly shows up on his doorstep. AU, no slash.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,993 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Slipped away by Akikofuma reviews
Thor breaks Loki's heart. / Character death, Pre-Thor, implied pseudo-incest. RATED M FOR A REASON.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
Lights out by nnefertari reviews
Post-Avengers. Brought in chains back to Asgard, Loki has a choice - marry Thor or die. He chooses life... for a moment. "And to think they call me the monster. What are you, really, Thor? How deep does this perversion of yours run? How did you hide it so well? You are not as golden now, are you, Odinson?" Warning for non-con and unrequited love.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,353 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
Neko! I mean Nero! by Winged Element reviews
Nero's life is saved by a rather kindhearted demon but at a price. But the teen isn't sure it's worth it what with Dante's constant poking at his "cute" ears and "fluffy" tail. Neko!Nero rated for DantexNero yaoi and the dirty mouths of demon hunters.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,789 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Dante, Nero
Moment of Passion by Charlmeister reviews
Thor goes to Loki's cell, facing the last person he'd ever want to see again after his betrayal, to ask for help. But he ends up doing more, than just asking for help. (Again, apologies for my piss poor summary.) Thor x Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Why Tony Stark Shouldn't Mess With Magic by ILookDaftWithOneShoe reviews
Having read quite a few fics where Loki gets put under a love spell to fall for Tony, I decided to take a stab at the opposite. This is mostly crack. Features Tony stalking Loki, Loki being creeped out, and everyone being confused.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
How to Live with a Demigod 101 by Insanity's Servant reviews
The Avengers have dis-Assembled and returned to their (somewhat) normal lives... until a superpower-less Loki shows up in Manhattan, and Director Fury designates Agent Clint Barton as a temporary demigod-sitter. Eventually, the whole team is brought back together in an effort to cope with the situation. Rated K-plus for explosions, insanity, and coffee abuse. Written by Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,892 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Tell me by DiabolicTenshi reviews
Peter can't get a certain memory of him and Sylar having a hot night out of his head and he goes to Sylar, wishing to speak about it. Sorry guys, I suck at writing summaries. PWP.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Submission by DiabolicTenshi reviews
Just a usual evening for Peter and Gabriel. Pwp, further warnings are inside. Rated M for a reason!
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Cognitive Recalibration by mischievouschan reviews
Upon returning to Asgard, Loki is finally able to break free from the Other's control. Reunited with his brother as his old self, they head back to Earth to join forces with the rest of the Avengers, wreaking havoc and forging new friendships along the way. In which Loki is a BAMF who everybody ends up loving and Coulson lives! Thor/Loki Steve/Tony LokiCentric
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Thor, Loki, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
AgeSexLocation? by Once-Upon-A-Fairy's-Tale reviews
Loki secretly likes to roleplay Frostiron on Omegle. Tony is bored and decides to chat up strangers on Omegle. The two of them unintentionally cross paths and discover their true identities much too late into the conversation. (Mostly crack.) Rated M for language and mild smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
No Matter How Tall You Get by Elenhin reviews
Bilbo is getting to know the Dwarves and learning things about them. He also finds himself learning something else. Though their true father was lost, Fili and Kili were never fatherless, for a father is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you get. The young Dwarves in the company have plenty of fathers.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,074 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Fili, Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
Moments Like These by Takada Saiko reviews
Robb wants an adventure on his twelfth name day, but it turns dangers when he, Arya and Jon are caught in a cave in with no sign as to how to escape. One-shot. R&R
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Robb S., Jon S., Arya S. - Complete
Not Enough by Neocolai reviews
The thoughts that run through Thorin's head when the Goblin King chooses the wrong Dwarf. One minute to determine what is most precious to him. One minute to decide the course of a life. Oneshot. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
The Adventure of the Civil Partnership by Rairakku1234 reviews
Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,433 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
What Brothers Are For by FlyingMachine1 reviews
When scouting ahead, Fili and Kili run into some trouble and find themselves injured with no way to get back to the company. Some Kili wump with protective older brother Fili!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Finding Amy by Amaryllis3121 reviews
A crossover written by me and my friend. Amy goes missing and the Doctor's at a loss as to what to do. That is, until the TARDIS has a very good idea indeed...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
His Scarlet Ibis by Canute reviews
He remembers when Loki was first brought home: a wailing, shrieking bundle tucked into his mother's arms. His parents had gazed at the infant with such awe, obviously smitten no matter how loud Loki cried, how much he scratched at the hands that reached for him. Thor disliked his baby brother instantly. (Eventual Thor/Loki)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,151 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Secrets They Shared by YourFirstLastKiss reviews
Loki and Thor are average students in college. Only, they're hiding their true feelings for one another. Loki knows that it makes his brother uncomfortable but it's growing harder for him to keep his feelings hidden while Thor is just trying to understand his. -This is written by me and a friend. AU Warnings: Eating disorder, M/M sex, pseudo-incest
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Nobody Sees by Cassy27 reviews
Human!AU. Loki suddenly shows up at Tony Stark's mansion in search of his brother Thor. Since no one even knew Thor had a brother, they are all greatly confused. Why did Thor keep Loki secret? Why does Loki suddenly show up and what is he hiding? No slash!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,820 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Fields of Blood by Cassy27 reviews
Thor, Loki and the Warriors Four are hunting when they are attacked by unknown men. When Thor makes an irresponsible, impulsive decision, it is Loki who pays the price. Can Thor save his brother? NO SLASH!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,756 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
100 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
I published the original version of this last year, and got some very interesting feedback. Most of it was positive, but I thought some of my reasons were a bit childish, so I'm currently rewriting them. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,583 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011
Men-i-Naugrim by eichenschild reviews
Leaving home for the first time is exciting. Leaving home to reclaim a treasure from a dragon is an adventure. The biggest adventure in the lives of two young dwarfs, following their uncle on a journey they had never imagined. - formerly "Bone Crusher"
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 127,192 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Rules in the Avengers by KaboomStacho reviews
Title says it all.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S.
Something That Could Never Be Replaced by EvilConcubine reviews
Loki suffers from achluophobia (fear of the dark). Thor is protective of him, but nobody can foresee everything, especially when somebody behind your back plots against your brother and decides to 'fight fire with fire'. Things turn into an unimaginable nightmare and you start questioning your own sanity. But not your love. AU, Noncon, Torture, Angst, Tragedy, Horror, Mystery.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,858 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Kill Me by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Itachi meets with his client, a flirty boy who pays him a large amount of money to fake his death. All to escape a life he did not want to live, and now he is on the run with said boy, as a bounty hangs over his head... Main: ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,656 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Prisoner of your Words by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Thor goes to see if Loki is repentant yet, but as per usual Loki is up to something. Something which will make Thor a prisoner of his words... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, rough sex. I hope you guys like the story...XD Please review! ENJOY!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
Silver For My Silver Tongue by thejammys reviews
To celebrate their engagement, Thor and Loki fuck underneath Tony's Christmas tree.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
My One & Only by Destielixer reviews
Loki's mind is being controlled by the Chatauri. Thor knows and he wants to save Loki to bring his brother back to him. Thor/Loki. Male X Male. Don't like don't read. I'm new this is my first story. I don't do well at summaries, i assure you it'll be better if you read the story itself!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Secrets and Ties by monkan reviews
Welcome to Valhalla High, a notorious school that hold the same reputation as MIT. Thor's third year starts, only this year he will meet someone who will both make and break his whole world in ways he never knew possible. At the same time, Loki is haunted by a past that will soon come back to destory him. Thorki. Original summary inside. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,893 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Opposites by Cassy27 reviews
When Odin tries to take Loki's magic away as punishment for his crimes on Earth, something goes awfully wrong. It will be up to Thor to save his brother, even if that means saving him from himself. Post-Avengers! No Slash!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,679 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Of Broken Souls and Dancing Poles by Sworn Never To Write Again reviews
Edward has just recovered Al's body, now he needs to make more money for his wheel-chair bound sibling and himself to live on... What happens when it's at a bar for Prostitutes... Eventual RoyXEd, pls review
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Roy M., Edward E.
Stray Cat, Pierced by LynstHolin reviews
DRARRY Two years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the after-effects of Voldemort's reign of terror have caused changes in everyone Harry knows. No one has changed more than Draco Malfoy, with his new gothic look, new name, and desire to live as a Muggle. Rewritten and reworked as of 9/9/12. Includes one-shot sequels.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,774 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pale Blossoms by reviews
Having woken up in a book-filled house alone as a child, Loki grew up knowing only the comfort of books and his precious garden. Thor, the handsome bachelor Prince of Asgard, stumbles into that comfort, leading Loki into areas of human interaction and intimacy that even his many books could not describe. Thor/Loki AU/Romance/Mystery/Fantasy M-rated for future purposes. COMPLETE
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,067 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Someone you once knew by RestlessPuppy reviews
For his chaos on Midgard, Loki's memory has been wiped clean, he has been stripped of his powers and sent to live as a mortal. Thor aches for him. AU. Thor/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,121 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Fall On Me by Winterhawk73 reviews
After returning to Asgard after the events of The Avengers, Loki stands trial for his crimes but it's Thor who ends up confessing..
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The definition of home by consultingtrickster reviews
Loki has escaped from the Asgardian prison, where he was sent following the events in the Avengers, going to Thor to hide and wait out his recovery until he is well enough to get back to causing mischief. What he hasn't expected, is how he will feel, seeing Thor after three years apart. Rated M for later chapters
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Good Inside by Feelin Glayish reviews
"There's not enough good in you to take the bad out of me." Thor/Loki, Mjolnir/Loki, dub-con, object insertion, handcuffs, pwp
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Very Unlikely by Zafona reviews
After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Thor, Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
His Own Sick Pride by TotallyCaptivated reviews
Immediately following the Avengers Loki is placed into custody. Thor tries to bring back the brother he once knew. That is, of course, if he can before The Chitauri come for Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,668 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Ale to the King by Feelin Glayish reviews
Thor has never seen Loki drunk. Thor/Loki, drunk lazy sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Required Patience by toggledog reviews
Following the events of The Avengers, Loki is placed into Thor's care. *COMPLETE*
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,203 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Thor
Captivating Love by tearsbehindthemask reviews
Loki and Thor return to Asgard after the drama that Loki caused on earth. Thor follows Loki to his prison cell and in there these Gods finally acknowledge the feelings they have for each other. WARNING: YAOI, THORKI, SEX. Don't like it, don't read it ;
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Thor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a THOR GOD OF THUNDER unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your THOR unit will give you decades of quality performance. As Requested!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor - Complete
Iron Man: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of an IRON MAN: GENIUS, BILLIONAIRE, PLAYBOY, PHILANTHROPIST unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your IRON MAN unit will give you decades of quality snarky performance. As Requested!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Loki: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of an LOKI GOD OF MISCHIEF unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your LOKI unit will give you decades of quality performance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Loki - Complete
Changing The Rules by xelectrogirlx reviews
Tension is rising between Sherlock and John. Then something happens which makes both realise exactly what they have and what they have to fight for. Warnings inside. Rating WILL go up for later chapters. Sherlock/John eventual slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 176,601 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Be In My Heart by Faiakishi reviews
It shocked Nakatsu, the feeling of utter breathlessness and contempt he felt when he looked into those spellbinding eyes. It was love, and it was beautiful, and it made him feel so happy he couldn't imagine why anyone would try to take that away from him.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - S. Nakatsu, T. Kayashima
Filling In For the Skull by Damagoed reviews
The things Sherlock can do with John he can't do with the skull. Warning: Adult themes and general Bizarre-ness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 22,478 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Blood of an Angel by Edwards-Ebed reviews
After Clary leaves, Jace falls into a state of depression and begins neglecting his health; he becomes closed and starts to reject those around him. It leads him, not only to become a victim, but to find out just how special his blood truly is.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Loki Must Have a Bathroom by ThanksIllPass reviews
Avengers watching Loki in his cell. More precisely in a bathroom that should have been there. I can't even summarize it. Warnings: poor crack and gay gayness that no amount of non-gayness would ungay.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 180 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Fat ass Mycroft by Moo moo reviews
Mycroft has fell off the diet wagon . . . .again. We all knew it was coming. Mycroft is morbidly obese and has been hiding a dirty little secret . . . until now. ONESHOT!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
What I never did for you by never-to-see reviews
Growing up Sherlock had been a wayward child, one day his father becomes sick of Sherlocks refusal to do as he's told. Mycroft realises that protecting his brother isn't easy when he wont help himself. John had always suspected something.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,740 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Supplication by PantyDragon reviews
"Here's a bit about me: I don't entertain the advances of anachronistic American men on street corners who are likely far too old for me and who go sharking around college campuses. Thank you, Jack Harkness, and goodnight."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Jack H., Sherlock H.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder by StichedupBertie reviews
Blaine re-thinks his and Kurt's relationship due to doubts Sebastian has given him. However what happens when Kurt gets threatened and needs Blaine most of all?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,073 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Star Wars II: The Revised Revised Version by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
A rewrite of my original parody of Attack of the Clones... my pen name used to be XenaGirl . Please read! You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life... well, maybe not. You'll laugh, though.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
The Nature of Addiction by toadstoolcouch reviews
Sherlock turns to his brother to satisfy his cravings. TW: Incest, smoking fetish, light bdsm themes
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Lodger in 221c by Shnlock reviews
The Doctor moves into 211c, but something's very wrong. The murder of a Goverment Offical soon leads Sherlock to discover a more sinister plot brewing on the horizon. Original prompt by deastrumquodvicis on Tumblr.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Trouble Shared by A Benediction reviews
Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Apron String : : A Failed Weapon by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
In a world full of shadows,creations are born,a world where no one is safe.Two brother,two families,Battle for their lives, one salvaging peace,the other for destruction. Can Love be born upon this war or shall there forever be destruction? Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,065 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
That One Special Gift by Deklava reviews
Sherlock wants to give John a special Christmas present: himself. But a problem needs fixing first, and only Mycroft can help. Rated M for Holmescest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 175 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Redefining Views by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Au. Burt and Carol are getting closer and Finn has yet to meet Burt's son, Kurt. Kurt isn't like Finn, he's the type of boy that Finn bullies. Finn and New Directions are about to meet the epic-ness of KLAINE!Slash. Please R&R. Better than it sounds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 142,816 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Secure by AGirloftheSouth reviews
A night in bed. It's hard to summarize when there is no plot. PWP! Rated M, very very M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Torture Porn by Coletta reviews
Sherlock awakes in strange room with no memory how he got there while a projection screen beckons him to solve a puzzle. Now John faces the daunting task of having to hunt down the world's only consulting criminal without Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Do Vampires Have Hearts by The Jasper Raven reviews
[HIATUS] [ItaSasu] [Possible NaruSasu] [Multiple pairings] Following the return of the immortal Uchiha brothers, Konoha is ravaged with a series of brutal murders. Swept up in the chaos are countless lives, left in upheaval by a terrible secret from a lifetime long since past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,749 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Naruto U.
Blackened Blue Eyes by HappyValentina reviews
New Directions has Blaine now. There is a new teacher. Kurt and Blaine are taking their relationship to the next level. But not much has changed for Dave Karofsky. Rated T for language, violence, and sexual references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,291 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mere Words by Merqurius reviews
After the events of 6x20, Castiel realizes that he was wrong and he comes up with a suicidal plan to fix things by defeating Raphael on his own. When it leaves him human and with a severe stutter, it's up to Dean to forgive him and teach him how to live.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,977 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
My Obsession, My Possession by Kyarei reviews
Itachi had been missing since the mysterious slaughter of his and Sasuke's parents. Now Sasuke’s sanity and life are on the line, and Itachi has only one objective – turning his obsession into his possession. Incest. Yaoi. Lemons/Non-Con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,960 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Not Another Twilight Parody by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
The epic Twilight saga, complete with sparkly vampires, hot shirtless werewolves and one stupid human. Now with FREE swearing and sexual references!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
I Learned That From The Repairman by likeateddybear reviews
"My name is Castiel. I am an angel of the Lord." "...Right. Well, Angel of the Lord, I'm fairly busy being bored, here. If you wouldn't mind, the door is right there." He watched Castiel's face, seeing how confused he looks. "That means leave."
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Castiel, Sherlock H. - Complete
Daybreak by haikomori reviews
"It's strange...that the only time I can admit my feelings is when I can't have you. I mean...look at me, I'm just going to cause you trouble." But it doesn't matter...tomorrow is rushing at them...and the world. And they'll be at the center of it all.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 414,015 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Darkness Demon Rose by Devil's Demon Bird reviews
Cloud, the youngest vampire in history, tries to make his way through life while emotionally broken and lonely. What happens to him when the Hunter Zack captures him and wants to know things Cloud doesn't know about? Zack/Cloud, onesided Sephiroth/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,065 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Bittersweet by TheGreenBook reviews
Alec discovers that his parabatai may want more than just someone to train with. This starts before City of Bones and contains Lemons, Slash, and M rated Content. Jalec! Please review and enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Rise in Love by Rangiku.Charlize reviews
Can Zack and Cloud help fix each other's problems? Or will they fall out trying? ZackxCloud Violence, Yaoi later.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,560 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S.
A Fathers Touch by Dreamweaver56 reviews
Eds sick and being as stubborn as he is won't admit it. But what happens when he gets sick in Roy's car? its kind of sappy, but i enjoyed writing it rated t for a few words. RoyxEd PARENTAL!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,455 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Light by theonewhoneversleeps reviews
Alec and Jace are parabatai, and get along like brothers, but inside Alec feels differently. Set immediately before CoB, we find out what would happen if Alec were a little more pushy, and Jace were more boy-inclined.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Jace W., Alec L.
Angel Academy by S.J. Weasley reviews
Semi-AU. Jalec slash. Basic idea: Jace has lived at Raziel Academy since he was seven, and he's desperate to get out and hunt demons. When new kid Alec moves in, however, he begins to want nothing more than to stay. Story is better, promise.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jace W., Alec L.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Days Like These by jewel-shards reviews
Sasuke didn't have to go back to the destroyed Uchiha hideout for Itachi's near lifeless form but he did. Because they were brothers and Sasuke was going to drag Itachi back to The Leaf even if it killed him. It's funny, how one small decision can set off a chain of unpredictable events. NOT UCHIHASCEST. Rated M for language, blood, violence and possibly mild suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,890 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Hitoko-sama reviews
During winter break, Sasuke decides to tell Itachi how he really feels. But how will the older Uchiha getting sick affect Sasuke's confession? Oh, it makes that much easier. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,097 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Sick Twisted Domination by Shadow Vixen Uchiha reviews
Everytime Sasuke hears his parents leave the house... he knows it will be followed by a visit from his big brother, not that he minds at all. AU 16 year old sasuke PWP one shot. Rated M for strong sexual content and language. WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken by handymelon reviews
A new crew story set after Series 5; a proper con and some character development too! No smut... Please read and review, or I get all lonely!
Hustle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,624 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009
Happy Valentine's Day, Otouto by LifeAndDeathShinobi reviews
I love the movie 'PS I love You' so since it's Valentine's Day, I decided to write a one-shot of the fight scene from the movie. Itachi said the wrong thing at dinner and now Sasuke is upset. How is that going to work out? ItaSasu, Rated T for shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Talking to a Wall by knobbly knees reviews
Because Shisui and Itachi are a tag team of sorts, Minato can't handle kids, Kiba likes redheads, and because Karin's in heat. Language Warning. Facebook Comedy Drabbles. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Ruthless by Lord Youko reviews
One night, drinking more than he should with his brother, Sasuke learns why he will never be able to hate Itachi. Because however much he tries to grow up and stand on his own, no one knows him - owns him - the way Itachi does. Uchihacest one-shot LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A New Christmas Tradition In The Uchiha Family by BelovedShadow reviews
Growing up as Itachi Uchiha's little brother had high points and low points, which would you call a sexual relationship that ended over time? Is it bad to have once felt so sinfully for your brother? Or are the feelings you gave to each other too good for it to matter? ITASASU YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
For The Best by ultraviolet128 reviews
Sherlock decides life is no longer worth living when John moves out of 221B. First slash fic maybe just one-sided, maybe not! . Rated for bad language and suicide. Also mention of drugs.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,192 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
AngelCuffed by Luciel89 reviews
Dean wakes up to find himself handcuffed to his angel. Both are annoyed, Sam finds it hilarious and awkward situations await them. But the longer they're tied together, the more things between them start to change...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I don't belong by KlikStar reviews
Have you ever felt like you didn't belong, like the life you were living wasn't the one it was supposed to be. Cloud couldn't help but feel this as the voice offered him a way out. Rated M - WARNING! - suicide theme. Please don't read if upset easily.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 311,746 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Worthless by Jomel10 reviews
John is hurt when Sherlock forgets to meet him again. What is their friendship worth? Meanwhile, Sherlock has a dramatic confrontation with Anderson, which will change everything. Can John help Sherlock recover? ADULT THEMES/RAPE WARNING. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,000 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by SandXDemonX13 reviews
Sequel to The Uchihas. They were caught, so they ran. What they found as a result of doing so might just keep them safe from their father...except that Fugaku will do anything to wipe his sons off the face of the earth. Ita/Sasu, Neji/Naru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Tick Tock by bitbyboth reviews
Nero got a lot more than he bargained for when he goes after a demon near Fortuna and somehow ends up in front of Devil May Cry where he finds that nothing is as it should be...DantexNero. Complete.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,802 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Nero, Dante] Lady/Mary - Complete
The Uchihas by SandXDemonX13 reviews
After three years of being ignored by his brother things suddenly start to change between Sasuke and Itachi. Will Sasuke be able to figure out what his brother's problems were? Uchihacest! Ita/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Angels and Demons by ThomasBlue reviews
Hope hasn't been talking. He won't eat or sleep and flinches when touched. Snow notices the change and decides to get to the bottom of it. But will he regret finding out what's happened to the boy he swore he'd protect? Contains abuse! SnowxHope SLASH
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Hope, Snow
Love Is So Twisted by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
“Maybe we should stop this” Itachi said breathlessly “Maybe” Sasuke gasped “but why?” and tightened his hold on Itachi desperate then both brothers begun to pull at each other and tug at the other’s clothes Itachi’s fingers burned and Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,487 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nineteen Forever by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Sasuke is tormented by past memories.Naruto struggles to tell Sasuke his secret and wonders if he'll be part of forever.But there is so much more to Sasuke than they all know.Itachi on the other hand senses the attraction so does Sasuke. ItaSasu KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,731 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hybrid Curse by Alvara19 reviews
Nero is sick and tired of Dante showing him up. During an odd mission, a demon burns a strangely shaped mark on his wrist after hearing them fight. What does this aching mark mean? And why does he suddenly feel weaker and out of control? DantexNero Yaoi
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,820 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Cat Nip by Momokai reviews
When Nero goes out on a mission he runs into a demon, who curses Nero with big fluffy cat ears and a tail to match, and doesn’t tell him how to remove it. Will Dante help him? Or will he wind up the Devil hunters Sex Kitten? DantexNero Yaoi, Smut/lemon
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,164 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Not All Sweets Are Bad by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
Do you really think that was it between the Boss and the Master? Nope. When the tension is too great and Ono snaps, what will happen? Duh! They will make a Lemon together of course. Can be considered PWP. DESCRIPTIVE YAOI LEMON. NO LIKE, NO READ.
Antique Bakery - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Jace antler's adventure! by ironfaery reviews
CoB "One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," Jace added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me." Do you want to know what happened that night?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Fork Fighting by suicidemouse reviews
Oneshot; Alec is mad at Jace, and when dinner at the Institute rolls around, rage shows its face in the form of a battle with eating utensils. Preseries. Rated for swearing and a little violence.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Domination by Alvara19 reviews
It was a lazy day for Dante at Devil May Cry before Nero comes back from killing demons, smelling heavily of something familiar. Soon Dante realizes that he has a huge problem on his hands with a maturing half demon. Heavily Graphic Yaoi DantexNero
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Dante, Nero - Complete
A Little Ghostly Nudge by Settiai reviews
There's no better way to start a relationship than with friendship. Except perhaps a slight case of possession from a séance gone wrong. :: Kayashima/Nakatsu
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Published: 1/1/2008 - T. Kayashima, S. Nakatsu - Complete
Deity by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Lies, Disorders and Not So Brotherly Love reviews
Loki is a Liar, a Trickster. But Loki is also a Broken Soul. From being damaged so severely, Loki strayed onto the path of self-destruction: a disorder. After 4 years apart the brothers are reunited but their bond is shattered, Thor takes a drastic measure to save both their love and Loki's soul by entering them in the Survival Trials, to live they must work together. ThorKi.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,191 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Loki, Thor]
Noxious Snow reviews
It's Jon's 18th name day and Lord Stark wants to take him and Robb on a hunting trip to celebrate their ascent into manhood. What he didn't expect however, was for them to be followed by an impish little girl. As the night takes over, an attack leads to disastrous consequences, putting one of his son's life on the line. Poison is a deadly weapon that sets the clock ticking.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,479 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Jon S., Robb S., Eddard S., Arya S.
This Is Going To Go Well reviews
Back from the Akatsuki after 4 years Hiucha sensei, Itachi is the new teacher at Konoha High. Meanwhile Sasuke's mental state is plummeting drastically from neglect & abuse leaving him in a suicidal depression, and it seems only his brother can fix him. Can Itachi step up to being Sasuke's once cherished big brother? And will Sasuke let him? ItaSasu Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 285,543 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
Fragments of an Ambiguous Trickster reviews
It's Thor's day of birth so Sif and the warriors 3 throw him a party. But Thor's disappointed as an important guest is missing. Loki stumbles in, late, and Thor notices that there's something wrong with the Trickster. Loki is sick but refuses to admit it as Thor tries to convince him to return to bed...only to hear his brother's true feelings. Fluffy bromance, hinted yaoi.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Burning Seraphim reviews
Lucifer is pissed and has found a way to stop the Angels for good. "Shut your eyes!" During a simple hunt for demons, Cas mysteriously loses his powers hearing a distant chant. As light flares from his vessel Cas collapses, Jimmy is gone and Cas finds himself locked inside his body harbouring what little power he has left along with a new Angelic virus. Destiel. Slash. MortalCas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
I Will Save You from Your Miserable Expression reviews
After a failed rescue, Daichi and Fudo are taken hostage by an enraged man who intends to put them through hell, Fudo loses his confidence and Daichi tries to help him but will this relationship go further than intended? DaichiXFudo, Yaoi, Sexual themes.
RESCUE/特別高度救助隊 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012
Crash Landing reviews
Holmes Private jet crashes on a desert island on the way to Greece, Mycroft and Sherlock are split from Lestrade and John, can the Holmes brothers learn to get along to find the others or will a tragedy take its toll first? JohnXSherlock slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Not So Amazing Skating Sherlock reviews
Sherlock Holmes is bored. After annoying John, Lestrade turns up with a case which involves Sherlock being out of his natural territory. Funny Ice-skating Sherlock! Oneshot. Slightly fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shadow of the Sharingan reviews
Never believe anyone when they tell you that monsters don't exist. Hear it from me, my brother and I are half demon but we're not like the others…we're both after one goal and that is to kill every single one we come across. ItaSasu, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
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