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Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl.

I have no idea what to say... Hm, this is awkward.

Name(s): I am called Ann around here, mostly because it is kinda pretty.

Age: 14

Favorite Movie EVER: Wall-E

Favorite Show EVER: Avatar: The Last Airbender

Book Series That I Love: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Cirque Du Freak, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Night World, and The Hunger Games.

The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42

Shippings:

Artemis/Holly (Artemis Fowl)

Aang/Katara (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Church/Tex (Red vs. Blue)

Grif/Simmons (Red vs. Blue)

Bella/Edward (Twilight)

Percy/Annabelle (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Katniss/Peeta (The Hunger Games)

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)

Rose/Scorpious (Harry Potter)

Jez/Morgead (Night World)

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

Favorite Quotes:

Everybody has a heart. Except some people. -Bette Davis

Life is not about how many breaths you take, but about how many moments take your breath away. -George Carlin

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on -Robert Bloch

"'You know,' Arthur said, 'it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelteuse, about to die from asphyxiation is space in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.' 'Why, what did she tell you?' 'I don't know, I didn't listen.'" -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I always kill people too. It's perfectly normal. =) -Hermione Fowl (one of the authors on the other Artemis Fowl Fanfiction site)

We are all traveling 100MPH toward a brick wall and everyone is arguing over which seat they want. -Dr. David Suzuki

Nothing worth having comes easy. -Dr. Kelso, from Scrubs

(I don't know who wrote these Quotes):

We can't all be heroes. Somone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

I'm not insane, and the voices in my head agree with me.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley, it kills all its pupils.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped by Kitsune Heart reviews
Full title: "Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped who would have made his job a lot more difficult and one fairy who would have made things much easier, in the short run ." Just a little bit of fun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
Iridescent by Kitsune Heart reviews
After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Salvation by Nan00k reviews
In the aftermath of Project Freelancer's dismantlement, a commission of psychologists are left to decide whether or not the AIs should live... and as expected, things go terribly, terribly wrong. AU after S8. Complete.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,840 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Delta - Complete
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Rain on the Just by N.L. Rummi reviews
Post-film. A former villain and a former hero each try to adapt to the new destinies they've chosen. It's not always easy...especially when a new danger threatens to blow everything apart. - COMPLETE
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,124 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Treatment by Dyxleias reviews
This story encompasses the many months that it will take for Artemis's recovery. Will Artemis return as who he once was? The fight continues as each personality reaches for the prize of being the principle personality, but what will be the deciding factor?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,120 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Red vs Blue: After the Recon by Stelladea reviews
After the Director's capture and arrest, the boys are back at Blood Gulch getting ready for their bi-annual vacation from the war. I don't know about you, but "the boys" and "vacation" in the same context don't exactly sound like a safe combination...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,814 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
A Million Little Moments by IL Archive reviews
Okay, well, maybe not a million. This is a medley of 100-word Phineas/Isabella drabbles based off of song titles. Enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,607 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
All I want for Christmas is you by animal.luver22 reviews
Artemis is doing a very unusual thing - he is throwing a Christmas party at Fowl Manor. But this won't be any ordinary party...especially with both Holly and Minerva coming along...And what happened to Opal? A Holly/Artemis romance/adventure set after TTP
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Poker Night by Rassilon001 reviews
In a time of war, any good commander will tell you that soldiers need time to unwind. So we visit the Reds and Blues during such a time as they relax and enjoy a semi-peaceful game of cards together.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2010 - M. Caboose, D. Grif, Sarge, Wash - Complete
The Ridiculous Ramblings of Rose by CanadianCheerleader reviews
"I need to know how I went from dancing on the common room table, shaking Billy Reid's tie like a lasso above my head, which I will forever vehemently deny, to cheating on my boyfriend. With Malfoy." Rose Weasley is in quite a pickle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Every Little Fragment by Lex Coverdale reviews
"Every little fragment is like a piece of broken glass ... " The AIs, as one within Agent Maine's head, speak in verse. -*Red vs. Blue Oneshot*-
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Maine/Meta - Complete
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Jealousy by Backroads reviews
Phoebe is supposed to be sure of what she feels. But sometimes, when observing others, she beings to doubt.
Leven Thumps - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
More than a Program by Tomboy-014 reviews
How did Tex escape? Why did Gamma spontaneously eject? What happened to York's left eye? So much happened in such a short time during the downfall of Project Freelancer.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Guinea Pig by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis needs someone to test his latest experiment on and discovers why Holly is not the best candidate for the job.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Elementary Hacking by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
True Love’s Kiss by Moonlite Knight reviews
Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Rebirth by Tomboy-014 reviews
RvB: Reconstruction. The 3-part story of how the Alpha AI became Pvt. Church. Made to help fill some of the inconsistencies between Blood Gulch Chronicles and Reconstruction. Rated T for language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Rumor Has It by Fox Murphy reviews
When Kingsley and friends hang out in the library, school work is often the last thing on their minds. Gossip is gossip, especially at Hogwarts. Special appearances by Frank and Alice Longbottom, Marlene McKinnon, and Edgar Bones. Marauder's Era, year 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kingsley S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stars by The Mad Maiden reviews
A Red vs. Blue fic. Just a short drabble with both sides watching falling stars.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
The Importance of Being Irish by fictionalcandie reviews
How do you have fun on St. Patrick's day if you're two blokes by yourselves, not Irish, and not even Muggles? Sirius and James have a plan, and they've made a LIST... Lily and Remus are, well, a bit concerned. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Betrayer or Betrayed by Blue Yeti reviews
ONESHOT. Long ago Holly rejected her People in favour of love. Now, with Artemis dead as all mortals must die, she has to return to the Underground where her People have found a new reason to discriminate: Love.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
As the Moon Falls into the Sea by Li Kayun reviews
Short Ficlet -- A few days after the kidnapping incident, Artemis Fowl still has a few words left to say to Captain Short...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2002
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All Hallows Eve reviews
A simple stroll through a cemetery turns frightening in only the way a certain elf can make it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Unexpected reviews
A TBR Contest Entry. With the Mudboy in this state, certain things were probably going to come out unexpected. Has nothing to do with other awesome story also titled Unexpected.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Woman Needs a Man reviews
Juliet asks Holly a rather odd question and soon, she provides an answer, though it's not exactly what either of them thought it would be. One shot. Constructive Criticism please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete