I'm proud to be Keeper of the Falmouth Falcons for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. :)

I've had this account for longer than I'd like to admit. If you scroll down to the bottom of the page you'll find the stories I'd like to forget exist...but if I take them down, people will complain (as I've learned in the past).

A thing you need to know about me is that I jump fandoms- a lot. You could probably tell that from the list of fandoms I've written for at the top. It's not linear either- sometimes I go back to fandoms, and I spend varying amounts of time in each one.

There's a good chance you're here because of Here I Am. If so, I have a number of other similar Naruto stories buried in there...but know that the chance of more is slim. It hasn't been my passion for a long time.

And really, with me, that's what it's about; passion. If I'm not really obsessed with it then I won't enjoy writing it. That's why I write stories for fandoms with six or seven stories in the archive total and cross fandom shipping like Black Jack/Terezi.

That reminds me of another thing to say! I have OTPs- Elrond/Gil-galad for the Tolkien fandom, Remus/Sirius for HP, a few others I can't remember at the moment. But really, OTPs are never why I write. I love characters, not pairings. When I write it's usually because I love a particular person- Remus Lupin, Elrond Halfelven, Maedhros, Black Jack (Going back farther it would be Kakashi, Ibiki, Remus Lupin again, and any number of other characters).

I do not have an active beta profile, although fanfiction.net says to the contrary. The site won't let me disable it. *rolls eyes*

If English is your second language (or you just want to change it up a bit) and you would prefer to read the fics Bombarded and I Told Him in French, the lovely Maliedy translated them for me. Her profile here: Maliedy

If English is your second language (or you just want to change it up a bit) and you would prefer to read several of my Silmarillion stories in Russian, then you can find my stories on ficbook.net under the name Friendsheyho and translated by the lovely Ugly Duchess.

The future may possibly hold Russian translated Naruto fics, but that's still in the beginning stages, so we'll see. :)

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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. -Ray Bradbury

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Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will. -GoetheSafire

My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: when you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip. - Elmore Leonard

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -Mark Twain

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I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. -Peter De Vries

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