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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hey :)

I'm an avid reader of Harry Potter fan fiction, and have written a few one-shots and short stories that always stayed true to canon. Finally, I'm ready to try my hand at a novel length Dramione - inspired by the song Lay Me Down by The Dirty Heads. I hope everyone gives it a chance once it's up!

I went by a different penname over at HPFF, but I will be moving my other stories here shortly (edited for grammar and spelling)... :)

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Known Unknowns by Lucifera.Malfoy reviews
What happens when you mix an ancient marriage curse, a psychotic killer and two childhood enemies? The answer is uncertain, but Draco and Hermione are about to find out... DH compliant, epilogue disregarded. Also, HP/GW, PP/BZ, NB/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 228,260 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 11/4/2024 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dark Water and Dying Eyebrights by Bex-chan reviews
One of them is desperately trying to remember their past while the other is forever trying to escape theirs. It's seven years after the war and Draco has managed to avoid almost everyone from Hogwarts, living a lonely life on a small island, far away from the wizarding community. But a familiar face in a cafe window capsizes his world into chaos. Dramione. EWE. Memory fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,839 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 4,800 - Updated: 7/12/2020 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Wrench in My Nonexistent Plans - 2011 version by kitcat234 reviews
Hermione is in a job she hates; George is in a depression that no one can pull him out of; Both want to be saved, yet both want to be left alone. What happens when they are forced to be together? It certainly gets in the way of plans! Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,218 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/11/2020 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Cut Short by Salome Weil reviews
After the end of the war, Hermione Granger went missing. Now, years later, Harry is certain he's seeing her all over London once again. What happened to her, why is she back, and what does Draco Malfoy have to do with it? D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,306 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ring A Ring O' Roses by Gallivant reviews
Hermione has it all: a loving family, successful career, even happiness (of sorts). But when Draco Malfoy warns of a devastating threat to the Wizarding World, a series of unexpected events turns her life upside-down... If working with Draco to destroy a deadly weapon was the last thing she ever wanted, falling for her enemy was the least expected, with far-reaching consequences..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 530,380 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18872 - Favs: 38,773 - Follows: 20,276 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pitfall by bentnotbroken1 reviews
"I...I love Ron." His lips brushed against her ear as he breathed softly, "Then tell me to stop." They thought the war was over. Little did they know it was only just beginning. Dramione fic (Complete Part 1 of 2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,612 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Luna L., Blaise Z.] - Complete
His Yin, Her Yang by Tenshi Chupip reviews
TOMATO VERSE! A.U. When a law suit threatens to destroy W.W.W. Hermione is asked by the twins to defend their shop. Things take an odd turn when George suddenly sees the resident Know-It-All in a whole new light. Now if only he didn't irritate her to no end...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,868 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Hermione G., George W.
Guarded Hearts by typewriter91 reviews
Draco Malfoy is killed in the Battle of Hogwarts. Before crossing into the afterlife, he is faced with a choice: Go forward into eternal damnation, or return to the world and right his wrongs. In order to fix his many mistakes, he is made a Guardian. His task? Serve and protect Hermione Granger at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Remember to Forget by The.Teal.Rose reviews
A summer is shared, love is formed, and a choice is made. Will you remember to forget? "Hermione looked over at his sleeping form...she kissed his forehead and saw a small smile form on his lips before she muttered the word that would change everything."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,890 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When the Stranger's Gone (ON HIATUS) by murtagh799 reviews
SEQUEL TO WHEN A STRANGER CALLS. Draco and Hermione had thought they'd escaped the terror a madman had thrown into their lives, but when Hugo falls sick and they're trapped in a web of politics that seem impossible to get out of, will they manage to save themselves in time? Why won't the black blade ever leave them alone? DRAMIONE. MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,956 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Public Relations by Drusilla Maxima reviews
Draco hates Hogwarts and his apprenticeship, but he needs to rehabilitate his image to get access to his trust fund. Faking a friendship with his new co-worker, Hermione, seems just the ticket. His plans don't quite work out as intended... (mature readers only, adult content)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,701 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 7,201 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Devil's Deal by LA DIABLESA reviews
"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,066 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Handle With Care by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,055 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love in the Time of Death Eaters by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione makes a plan to lose her virginity. When she offers it to Draco, it changes everything. With a new prophecy and a war approaching, what will this change mean for the Golden Trio and the outcome of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,900 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
19 years later by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Post DH. Canon with all seven books. Hermione and Draco have to work together on what should be a simple project. But something that happened 19 years earlier changes both of them. Dramione eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,306 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Constant Ache by Pepper Dine reviews
Returning for his last year at Hogwarts, Draco has to suffer through an impending disability and endure animosity from his own House, feeling as though the weight of the world rests on his weak shoulders-until Hermione offers to share the burden that is. Sequel now up: An Eternal Bliss
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,967 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Many Lessons of Hermione Granger by SJMuggle reviews
Several years after the Battle at Hogwarts, Hermione's life had settled into a rut. Everything changes when a handsome, young Quidditch player teaches her to throw away the rulebook – A Hermione/George Story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,844 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Hermione G., George W.
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 8142 - Favs: 11,129 - Follows: 4,823 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fortune by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione has left Hogwarts and owns her own potion ingredients shop. When she is asked for help with a unique potion that could make her a fortune she finds herself in trouble. Not surprising because the customer just happens to be a certain Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charms, I'm sure by SJMuggle reviews
Eight years after fighting the Battle at Hogwarts, George Weasley never anticipated a return to the castle. He certainly never anticipated reuniting with an old friend in a very new way. A George/Hermione story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,037 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Let it Die by PureSirius reviews
Six years after Voldemort was defeated, Harry and Ginny are happily married with a child on the way. The night Ron proposes to Hermione, she ends the relationship, and finds comfort from an unlikely person.Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,555 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Heir Brained by diagonally reviews
The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order's fold & the trio's cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of 'Hogwarts, a History? Flashbacks/action/post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,729 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3424 - Favs: 7,345 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Must Not Cause Trouble by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 222,657 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Seven Things by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Draco Malfoy made no secret of his extreme dislike towards Hermione Granger. He even had a list of things he loathed about her, seven things to be exact. But what happens when one day the golden snitch decides to take sanctuary in her nest of bushy hair?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Ever-Locked Room by Bedelia reviews
When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Open Windows by Salome Weil reviews
Hermione makes a crucial mistake with Ron and the consequences won't be pretty, unless Draco can rise to the occasion. But with his own demons to face, will he make the right choice? AU, Spoilers HBP, M for language and sexual reference, later violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,850 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 10,685 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Do The Dishes by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,542 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lies by the-slytherin-princess-x reviews
Engaged to Draco Malfoy, Hermione is living a double life. To all, she is the Lady of the Manor and a doting wife, but her secret life has her spying on her husband for the Ministry of Magic. Hermione finds herself feeling too much for the man she married
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,039 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Right Blood by Chocolateveela reviews
Someone is brutally murdering Muggle-borns. When Hermione starts dating Draco Malfoy, she thinks she might be targeted next. Can she, along with the Aurors and Draco solve the murder mystery before it's too late? Warnings:EWE? Sexual content. Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,596 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tame by wildonce reviews
The war ended during summer after Snape killed Dumbledore.Hermione finds out she has a family she never knew of demanding she return to them.Dealing with her changing life,she doesn't have time to deal a certain Slytherin who cant seem to leave her alone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,519 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Magical Royalty by ring of rubies reviews
AU. Draco Malfoy has been called the Prince of Slytherin but no one realised how fitting that title was. Love, hate, social upheaval, a royal wedding - Hermione hadn't signed up for any of that. What of their past history? And how is Narcissa involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,075 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Program by Salome Weil reviews
Years after the war, Ginny convinces Hermione to participate in a program designed to help victims and prisoners of the war, but help isn't exactly the right word for what happens behind closed doors. Can Hermione find peace despite her past and present?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 188,122 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lay Me Down reviews
Hermione is setting out to save the wizarding world yet again. Except this time her ally is the last person she ever expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.