Author has written 18 stories for Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Radio Dramas.
Doctor WTF is not a Doctor. You should never 'take two and call me in the morning' as prescribed by Doctor WTF unless you want to wake up dead. Or at least with differently coloured skin. (Doctor WTF prefers green.) You should never ask Doctor WTF to take your temperature or pulse as such examinations tend to result in the loss of limbs. Never ask Doctor WTF to do an MRI of your head. We're still not sure where the last person who asked for that went. (We suspect Cuba.)
Doctor WTF is not known to say 'What the Frack,' 'Why the Farce,' or any other variation of the initials WTF in polite company. In fact, Doctor WTF's vocabulary is completely devoid of any words that start with W, T, or F. This makes conversing with Doctor WTF a challenge as Doctor WTF is inordinately fond of using the word 'the' in conversation when Doctor WTF is unable to say the word 'the.' Medical science has been unable to explain this contradiction.
Who is Doctor WTF then? Doctor WTF is a person of unknown sex in the age range of 5 to 5,000. Doctor WTF has been known to go on long speeches praising Doctor WTF's long, luxurious ginger hair, but Doctor WTF is a known liar. Doctor WTF lives in a small asylum in the country with three cat minions and plans to one day SHOW THEM ALL. To further these goals, Doctor WTF spends most of the day in bed with a large glass of whiskey and rye singing how this is the day that Doctor WTF shall die. And that Doctor WTF would really like some American Pie which Doctor WTF believes shall taste of apples and overblown pride.
From the mind (or at least the general direction) of Doctor WTF comes the following tales of romance, intrigue, and/or crap:
Welcome to Night Vale-