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Hi there!

Name: Norah Bertello

Age: 15

Nationality: I live in the U.S. but I wish I was from somewhere cool, like Italy or England DX

Hobbies: ... Is the internet a hobby?

Just kidding (not really). I'm an aspiring actress and I'm really involved in the performing arts, but I spend free time writing, drawing, and logging on to Tumblr (more than I probably should...)

Height: 5'7" BITCHES :D

Hair: Light brown

Eyes: Bluuuuue

Current Obsessions:

Fandoms: The Avengers (CAPTAIN AMERICA IS THE BESTTT), Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Legend of Korra, Sherlock, Doctor Who

Ships: Stony, Johnlock, Makorra, BlackHawk, Lotasha

Books: ... I should read more. Do comics and manga count?

Characters: Mako, Captain America

Bands/Musicians: The Pretty Reckless, Shinedown, Evanescence, In This Moment, Paramore, Flyleaf, Fireflight, Green Day, Breaking Benjamin, The Nearly Deads, Cherri Bomb

62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’

2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.

3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that it is the final step of the interview process to terrify new hires.

4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter how amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”

5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.

6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.

7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.

8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.

9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.

10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”

11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”

12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.

13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.

14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.

15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.

16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.

17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.

18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.

19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.

20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.

21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.

22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.

23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.

24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.

25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.

29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.

30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.

31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.

32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.

33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.

34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.

35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.

36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.

37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’

38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’

39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.

40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.

41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.

42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.

43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’

44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.

45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.

46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.

47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.

48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.

49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’

50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.

51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.

52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.

53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.

54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!

55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’

56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again:“Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”

57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.

58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.

59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.

60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.

61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.

62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ... AMEN!"

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

Things to do in an exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Freak this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabra

The ten Christmas Ailments
1.Schizophrenia...Do you hear what I hear?
2.Multiple Personality Disorder...We three kings disoriented are
3.Dementia...I think I'll be home for Christmas
4.Narcissistic...Hark! The Herald angles sing about me
5.Manic...Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and...
6.Paranoid...Santa Claus is coming to town to get me
7.Borderline Personality Disorder...Thoughts of roasting on an open fire
8.Personality Disorder...You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why
9.Attention Deficit Disorder Silent night, holy ooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate why is France so far away?
10.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle...

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