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Joined 10-31-00, id: 23975
Author has written 10 stories for X-Men, and X-Men: Evolution.
As I was the one that smelt it, I would be forever the one who dealt it.
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Attack of the Clichés reviews
There's some naughtiness in here but it's all in good taste, if that's possible.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2001
I wish I was you, oh wait, no I don't. reviews
The strangest day of the year in Westchester.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4/24/2001 - Published: 1/16/2001
X-cised Scenes reviews
Sorry 'bout the title, couldn't resist it. This is an ancient story that I rediscovered recently.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2001
Scott's a God reviews
Thought of this before going to bed and it shows. Reckon it's a once off so catch it while it's hot. Read it, you might surprise both you and me by enjoying it. And if it agrees with you, then review.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 11/2/2000
The Fall reviews
The fall from grace of a powerful mutant.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 1/2/2001
I've Heard Talking Helps reviews
Logan goes to an unusual meeting to air his problems. It's another of those stupid things. Please read, you might enjoy it.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 11/30/2000
Writing by Committee reviews
The actually story behind the summary is in the story. It's kind of a Catch-22 type thing. Not the story, but the story behind the summary.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1/26/2001
A World Gone Wrong reviews
Strange tale produced by the monkey 782 of the thousand monkeys on the thousand typewriters. He's proud of it though.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2001
These People Scare Me reviews
Xavier returns to his role in Therapy. A semi sequel to I hear talking helps.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1/6/2001
Prof X Presents reviews
I'm not going to even try to summerise it. It's meant to be funny so you might like it.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2000