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Joined 06-09-10, id: 2397601, Profile Updated: 06-11-10
Author has written 7 stories for iCarly.

something corporate, Jack's mannequin, way too much other music... :)...and Falling by Iration, because i'm listening to that right now.

dirtbiking [trail, and track, preferably trail, but tracks for the jumps xD]

wrestling, judo, dancing... being a haole-pino

edgy hair, dorky boys, funny boys, badasses

people who are 'dfferent' ~i make it a point to include them in my life, they make it worth living.

funny one liners. quirky trends.awkward moments.

games that involve me and a group of people taking turns to scream something obscene and/or random in a very inappropriate place.

the first few lines of 'the Rock Show' by Blink-182

Magical power: Every boy I kiss will magically turn into a jackass O_O... it's pretty effin amazing, kinda spooky too.

power i wish i had: make my imagination a reality, but that could be dangerous for everyone else, because i often imagine what it would be like to be a villain, or a hero in a world over run with bad people.

so i would be an insanely awesome assassin kinda chick, like deadpool.

or

i'd be like a fun-ner version of a female batman, with wings, becauase wings are awesome, and no matter what Maximum ride says about the burdens of having wings i want them anyway.

if you are reading this, you deserve some kind of awesome award, because i don't know anyone -besides myself- who actually reads these things. so message me that you read this, and i'll message you back, praising your awesom-ness and such.

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Lie Next To Me by paperbackwriter9 reviews
The Fire Nation is raging war on the Southern Water Tribes. After being kidnapped, Katara must deal with the new life she is trapped in. Through tragedy they must rely on each other to survive. Will their feelings grow into something more? Pairings: Z x K
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,151 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Zuko, Katara
Courting Death by Don'tWorryBeHyper reviews
Colin Gray may be dead, but he is far from gone. He is an incubus, the only creature strong enough to defeat Jennifer Check, and all he really wants to do is paint his nails black and listen to maggot rock. Jeez! ColinxNeedy better than my shitty summary.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,027 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Colin G., Needy L.
love at second sight by fandrastic reviews
"you get it, don't you? the compulsion to throw caution to the wind?" eventual spam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sam P., Spencer S.
iSee You Daddy by AjAwkwardsauce reviews
This is an explanation of iSpace Out with the little girl. SPAM!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Artistic Endeavors by EverSmilingMaze reviews
Spam friendship. Or not, depending on how much you read into it in that case, there are a LOT of "oh..so close" moments . Sam and Spencer decide to collaborate.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Sam P., Spencer S.
Alive by nyxwolff reviews
Donnie Darko is dead, but not forgotten by someone who cared about him deeply. Cherita's POV.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Crossing the Star by walked-into-the-sky reviews
It's like they're star crossed lovers. Only worse. Spam-centric with a side of Creddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P.
iNeed Help by Monsterchild reviews
Sam is attacked and she can't think of anywhere else to run besides to Spencer. Now it's up to Spencer to save her from the world. Spam. Rated T right now, but may change in future chapters.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,987 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
A Stolen Moment by doornumberthree reviews
Sam/Spencer. Sam seizes a rare and very unusual opportunity for her second kiss, Spencer enjoys it a lot! ... and all because of some experimental allergy medication!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P.
This is More Than Pain by xxjourney reviews
Only a death could bring out the love. Spam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P.
BBQ Flavored Lie by Porkchop Sandwiches reviews
"I think we need to go at this at a different angle." She seems to think aloud, selecting another wing from the take-out container. My own take on Sam trying to teach Spencer how to lie. Different methods Different results. Spam one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
iLie by RoxyMoron reviews
My short take of what happened during Spencer's Lying for Dummies Training. Please read and review. If you do I'll be your best buddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Letters to Gretchen by deargretchen reviews
This letter was found in Donnie's bedroom hours after they found his body. They still haven't found out when it was actually written.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Shine by Fade Into Color reviews
Rated for language. One-shot. DonniexCherita. Yeah never thought you would see this. Inspired from a scene in the movie, alittle romance betweenDonnie and Cherita, and the history behind the infamous earmuffs. R&R! please
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
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Shiksa reviews
SPAM Songfic to say anything's Shiksa Girlfriend T for language and suggestive content
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Younger Women reviews
Some girls just like older men. And some/most men like younger women... Pairings: CARKO and SPAM! later..." Sam, Spencer, Carly, Socko, Rated T for language. this still might go up if i decide i want them to get freaky ;
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Socko, Carly S.
Belt Loops reviews
SPAM: Spencer and Sam kiss... M to be safe in later chapters.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Spencer S., Sam P.
Silly fishy reviews
SPAM: Sam's drunk... spencer loves her to much to become a one night stand... inspired by: Drunk Girl by Something corporate.. M just to be safe... maybe more of a T..
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Sad Art reviews
SPAM. Spencer realizees that Sam is the only Steady relationship he's ever had... and also that she's grown some curves too.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Spencer's Complex reviews
SPAM-related. Spencer and Sam have a baby. that baby grows up a little, and Spencer can't believe who she's become... Spencer loving sam, then thinking and talking and screaming with Carly.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Spencer S. - Complete
Admit It reviews
SPAM. Based in iGo to Japan, minus the whole Kyoko and yuki thing... Just a little drabble from spencer about a strange occurance his first night in japan. Things he'll admit, and other things he won't. T just incase i swore somewhere in there.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete