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Joined 06-09-10, id: 2397634, Profile Updated: 08-03-12
Author has written 27 stories for House, M.D., Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, and Doctor Who.

Literary theorist with too much time on her hands, longtime photographer, sometime illustrator. When I'm not busy being a fangirl, there's a good chance I'm busy studying the cultural studies of fandom. Pleased to meetcha! *handshake*

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Like Marbles on Glass by Alix Cohen reviews
The Master goes looking for the Doctor, and loses (or perhaps regains?) control. Three/Delgado!Master fluff, if such is possible.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - 3rd Doctor, The Master - Complete
Forever and a Day: A 9th Doctor ShortTrip by That-Other-Doctor reviews
Set between "Dalek" and "The Long Game". The Pain is Forever. The Loneliness is a Choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2012 - 9th Doctor, Nyssa - Complete
Satsumas and Jack: An Unlikely Combination by i.am.electro.girl reviews
Just a little smutty one-shot. Howince. Very explicit. Don't read if you are underage or do not like M/M
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
Pretty by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
I'm not sure if there's a fic with this title already, so let me know and I'll change it :D Vince and Howard play love games... and Vince wants to know if he's pretty. Rated M to be on the safe side.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Atypical Flatmate Behaviour by Riona reviews
Jeremy is sexually frustrated. Mark is a person. It was inevitable, really. Jeremy/Mark; rated for swearing and awkward, not-very-explicit sex.
Peep Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
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The Blackpool Illuminations reviews
Another menace successfully thwarted, Jamie and the Doctor are grateful for a little quiet time by the seaside. Meanwhile, Victoria has matters of her own to consider. Follows the story Blanket Castle and precedes the serial Fury From The Deep.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2012 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M.
An Uncommon Education reviews
Set post-Enlightenment. Turlough has a lot on his sleepless, tired mind, and the Doctor has just put the kettle on for tea.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 5th Doctor, Turlough
Swedish Pancakes reviews
Every second weekend, the Brigadier makes Swedish pancakes. Set sometime not long before The Week-End; mild spoilers for The Power Of Three.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Brigadier - Complete
On This Harvest Moon reviews
Yates and Benton, vampires and werewolves.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Benton, Mike Y. - Complete
It's Super Effective reviews
Eleven and Jamie attempt to figure out the magic of video games. Not that I know the first thing about Pokemon, but I'm not one to back down from a challenge when a reader asks nicely.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jamie M.
The Return to Peladon reviews
Seven and Ace revisit the very best planet ever.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Blood On The Sawdust reviews
Peri and Six visit the Wild West
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/2/2012 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri
The Magic Of Friendship reviews
The Third Doctor and the Brigadier have been sent on a mission to Equestria. Mayhem ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier
Oh, Moon of Alabama reviews
Jo and the Delgado!Master, partners-in-crime, in 1920s Berlin.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Jo G., The Master
Planet Of Sweets reviews
Sergeant Benton and Captain Yates on a rescue mission to Cotton Candy Planet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Benton, Mike Y.
The WeekEnd reviews
Set between The Curse Of Peladon and The Sea Devils, the Doctor invites the recently divorced Brigadier to a nice planet on his weekend off. Mayhem ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier
Going Nowhere reviews
The Brigadier has a word with Turlough.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Turlough, Brigadier - Complete
The Checkup reviews
Set during Blink, also set during The Invasion. In the hospital, Jamie gets a visitor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jamie M. - Complete
Four Leaf Clovers reviews
Sergeant Benton makes the best cup of coffee on the planet. This is how it happened. An education, of sorts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Benton, Brigadier - Complete
The Terror Of The Beard reviews
Set sometime in season 6B; Jamie and the Doctor have a little disagreement. Fluff ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M. - Complete
Blanket Castle or, The Uncaffeinated Ones reviews
Jamie sleeps in; mayhem ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2012 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M.
Happiness reviews
The further adventures of Dan Ashcroft and Jonatton Yeah?: a long weekend of shenanigans, following the events of Bump. Rated M for some adult themes and sexy situations.
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011
The Logistics of a Bear Mating With a Peacock reviews
aka The One Where Howard and Vince Finally Get Married. Ten chapters of weddingy sillies.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,956 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Howard M., Vince N.
Standing On The Edge Of Time reviews
Howard, Vince, elephants in rooms, Scandinavia, and a classic adult contemporary song.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Vince N., Howard M.
Another Sky reviews
Dan and Jones and what they do after New York. Exciting times. Eleven chapters of mayhem, laughs, some sex, idiots, legal hassles, and stretchy maternity-waistband jeans.
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011
The Magical Jammie Dodger Vision Quest reviews
The Curious Tale of Vince Noir and the Magical Jammie Dodger Vision Quest: AKA as my title is too long for , go me! Howard's consciousness is submerged by malevolent jazz, and Vince embarks on a quest to rescue him and stuff. Four chapters o'fun!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Vince N., Howard M.
The Very Short Adventures of Howard and Vince reviews
A collection of random 200-word dialogues written at various times for various reasons. Mostly pretty G-rated stuff, but rated T for possible implied fuzzy tingle times and mild language.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Howard M., Vince N.
Flying Lessons reviews
Boosh meets Barley: it's like the Flintstones Meet the Jetsons, only more contrived! Howard and Vince and Dan and Jones go to New York to seek their fortunes. Mayhem ensues. Will eventually be twelve chapters; rating will go up as things get smuttier.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Redeeming Qualities of Bad Techno reviews
The casts are off, and Dan tags along to Jones' gig on Mykonos. Canes, techno, alcohol, nice white buildings, and whatnot. Dan/Jones, obviously.
Nathan Barley - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010
All You Need Is Lunch reviews
Pasta salad, banter, an accidental confession, more banter, and a side of french fries. Awkwardness, and a side of cute. My first foray into the fanfictional world since, like, the 90s. Be gentle. HILSON FTW
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson
The World Just Keeps On Ending reviews
The boys discover that the world is ending at the end of the day, and try to sort out exactly what to do. Features ponchos, stationery, and cups of tea, among other things. Existential crises abound, mayhem ensues, garnished with a healthy dose of fluff
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Grasshoppers In My Pillow reviews
Wilson, a breakup, the blues, a snootful of tequila, a spot of melancholy. Technically precedes "All You Need is Lunch," though the two can be read independently of one another without incident. Not slashy, not quite preslashy, but possibly subtextual.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete