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Joined 06-10-10, id: 2397897, Profile Updated: 11-29-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Pokémon, Lord of the Rings, Finding Nemo, Kingdom Hearts, Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ, Final Fantasy VII, Glee, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Buso Renkin.

Hello, I am absurdness.

I like to write fan fictions, but only if they make perfect sense. If they don't make sense, I won't publish it, that is how I roll, nothing that confuses, it all just has to be understood, and interpreted in your own way. They are also good for debates, there are several things to be discussed about my fanfictions. I hope you enjoy them, and I have several plans for more fanfictions, so be ready for more logic!

Signed,

absurdness.

PS: I am deeply sorry that I have not been posting any stories in such a long time, you see, all of my ideas have not made any sense whatsoever, thus, I cannot post them. My policy is that only things with all logic, and nothing straying from that may be posted. I will work on my logic a bit more, and try to post, rather than one a week, one (maybe 2 on special occasions) a week, Updated on Mondays.

The Yugioh Hotel by aestias reviews
Seto Kaiba suddenly arrives at a hotel resort and is given a tour by Marik Ishtar! Will Kaiba be able to keep his sanity as he takes the tour? One shot with multiple surprises at the end!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - S. Kaiba, Marik I. - Complete
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Sora's Final Mission reviews
Sora must travel to the relentless world Strip Club before he can return home. Will he find the keyhole! Godspeed, Sora. Godspeed...
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Buso Renkin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sora, K. Chouno - Complete
Batman Saves the Day! reviews
Frollo goes to Japan, just before a large flood. On a trip to the Super Market, Frollo meets a cool little fish.
Crossover - Finding Nemo & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Nemo
Optimus Prime's Trip reviews
Kurt Hummel and Gandalf the Grey go through relationship issues.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Gandalf, Kurt H. - Complete
Sephiroth's Quest to Be a Pokemon Master reviews
Sephiroth becomes 10 years old, and does what all 10 year olds do, leave their home and live in the wilderness with several animals, and fight other people with these animals.
Crossover - Pokémon & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Pikachu, Sephiroth - Complete
Dr Horrible's TimeTravel Revenge reviews
Dr. Horrible goes back in time to change his past, but things go wrong in the worst of ways... or is it?
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Once Upon a Sexy Octopus reviews
The Sexy Octopus from the movie Ponyo is approached by a Hawaiin, a king of Whales, and Edward Cullen. He awakes in his Japanese sea home and chooses to roam around when the sea floods most of Japan.
Crossover - Twilight & Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Edward - Complete