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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Hope For The Heartless by TheCacklingCactus reviews
The Horned King is released from the Cauldron & mysteriously brought back to Prydain. Not even he knows why, except that the Fates have given him an impossible task he must complete before his time is up, or his soul will be sent back to the Cauldron. For all Eternity. For a short time, he controls his own Fate. Will he spend it wisely, or give in & revert back to his old ways?
Black Cauldron - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 146 - Words: 387,365 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/15/2014 - The Horned King, Creeper, OC
Humans: Mysterious and Terrifying by Reid Phantom reviews
Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Complete
Hands That Give Life by by-nina reviews
"It'll only be a year. Just a year of recovery, and hopefully, I'll be able to continue doing that." Resembool's best automail engineer meets Leiden's best Auto Memory Doll.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Violet Evergarden/ヴァイオレット・エヴァーガーデン - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2018 - Winry R. - Complete
Abyssal Path by Exile Wrath reviews
Inspector-turned-Enforcer Tsunemori Akane maintained a Crime Coefficient of 120 on purpose, so then she could work on the side of the law and not draw any questions as she hunted for the man that gave potential killers the tools to kill. In reality, she could lower it anytime and waltz out the doors, but behind the doors of the MWPSB was the last place Makishima would expect her.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,691 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - S. Kougami, Akane T., S. Makishima
ふたりで by sayumi-konoto reviews
"Sorry, I won't have the time. My brother's taking me to Power Records tonight." "I thought you only had a sister," Nozomi said. Minato blinked, as if he did not understand,"... but I do." The food fanatics stared at each other. Minato softly gasped,"Oh, I meant Junpei." Nozomi narrowed his eyes.
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Protagonist, Minato A./Makoto Y., Female Protagonist
Hunters of Death by DesertChocolate reviews
Decades after the sacrifice of Gipsy Danger, a hopeful mankind looked to the stars. With a army of Jaegers in tow. Now, decades later, the Normandy SR-1 is sent to Eden Prime, and The Shepard Twins, one raised on Earth, the other in space, prepare to show the universe what they're made of. Because sometimes, it takes monsters to kill monsters.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,679 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Everyday Incidents by Hikary Sanoko reviews
The reactions and series of events that follow as a result of having a lone female basketball genius among a team of men. No one can go through a whole day without something happening. Fem! GoM
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,465 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Kasamatsu Y., Generation of Miracle
The Kama Sutra of Friendzoning by Azkas19 reviews
How do you stop the weird from getting wierder? Whatever friendzone voodoo Tetsuko casted on Barnaby, none of it worked. It seemed as if for every two steps she took to distance herself from him only brought them three steps closer. To complicate matters, Kaede gave her a pet bunny for her birthday. Was her daughter trying to tell her something? Genderswap Fem!Kotetsu/Bunny.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,155 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Between Minds by 3theCaptain reviews
After surviving her battle with GLaDOS, Chell wakes in Aperture Science and makes another escape attempt. Meanwhile, after his ordeals through City 17, Gordon wakes at White Forest and tries to recover the Borealis and Judith Mossman... Or at least, that was the plan. The unexpected throws Chell, Gordon, Alyx, and Barney down paths toward inevitable consequences.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,530 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alyx V., Gordon F., Barney C., Chell
Shadow and Rose by Lady Norbert reviews
"Well, on the off chance that this does somehow become a useful document to somebody - whoever you are, hello - I guess I should start by explaining who I am that's doing the writing." Entries in the personal journal of Alistair, Grey Warden of Ferelden, starting from just before his Joining. [Human Female Noble origin, Alistair/Warden pairing.]
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 125,700 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Scorpiofreak reviews
Alice Liddell is a clever woman with a curious nature, sharp tongue and a direct way of approaching things. When made into a spirit at the age of nineteen, she retreated into her Wonderland with the intentions of never returning. More than a century later, she's chosen to become the next guardian, but not even her childhood friend Bunnymund can erase what the world has done to her.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 261,904 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [Alice, Jack Frost] Bunnymund, North - Complete
The Girl They Called Jane by SuperFreak85 reviews
John Shepard gave his life on the Collector base to destroy it and save his team. Now the team must find John's sister and convince her to take up were John left off. But can they make a hero out of someone who never wanted to be one in the first place?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 2/22/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Never Had A Friend Like Me by Bookworm Gal reviews
The little kid was weird. After 50,000 years, he thought he knew everything he needed to know about humanity. But this one refused to fit the normal pattern. Why didn't she make impulsive, dumb, greedy wishes like the rest of them? What was WRONG with her? And why did he care about her strangeness? Why did he care at all? (Sequel titled "Tales as Old as Time")
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,571 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Timmy, Norm the Genie, OC - Complete
A Song of Zio and Agi by Angevon reviews
Minato and Souji have a duel to decide who should be leader of their combined team. [Ends in Minato/Souji; a version with the anime names is available, too.]
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2015 - [Minato A./Makoto Y., Souji S./Yuu N.] Mitsuru K. - Complete
Towards Better Things by Zerbinetta reviews
The Hawke family leaves Ferelden before the Blight, believing Tevinter to be a better cover for three apostates. But nothing is surrendered easily in Minrathous, least of all tradition and vengeance. Based on a kinkmeme prompt, eventually Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,845 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris
A Night to Remember by 11GoldenStar11 reviews
When the Titan's receive an invitation to a Charity Ball how will they react to the generous offer? Dress shopping, dancing and finding dates to go with them? Then there's the mysterious handsome beneficiary of the event, who happens to be quite the charming gentlemen. But theres something a bit familiar about him... RobxStar. BBx Rae. CyXBee
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,596 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire
Phantom Thief Decimo by Kyogre reviews
(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,286 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia - Complete
Tangled In Time by TwilightFairy928 reviews
Half a century later, Ganondorf finds he has survived the Master Sword's blow. After hearing a child named Link has been born, Ganondorf decides to kidnap him. After all, why would Link want to harm his loving 'father', even if it's at the cost of Hyrule?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,580 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Link, Ganondorf
Curiouser and Curiouser by Comidia Del Arte reviews
Fable stood on her toes in an attempt to appear threatening. Smirking, Jack leaned in touching his nose to hers. She could feel the bite of cold, but ignored it; she wasn't going to give him pleasure in this. "Pull a stunt like that again, and I'll make you regret it." He was still smiling, was there no way to wipe that grin on his face! "You're cute when you're angry."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,857 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost
DayCare by WaffleToaster reviews
I just wanted to pick up my Pokemon...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Eevee/Eievui, OC - Complete
Rain Fall by Glue92 reviews
"The family's union has gotten stronger from this." Reborn spoke. I smiled, I guess it has, I do feel closer to these guys. They're my friends, and who knows maybe someday they will be like a family. OC/Yamamoto
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,737 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - T. Yamamoto
FateStay Night: Ultimate Master by Ten-Faced Paladin reviews
For centuries the Holy Grail War has operated in secret with no outside interferance, using the spirits of ancient heroes as Servants. Now a new definition of the word Hero enters the Grail War and will bring great change to everything. No Slash.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 78,210 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Ben T., Shirō E.
Fall or Fail? by EternalPandemonium reviews
You don't have any feelings for him, but he was persistent. He said he'll make you fall, and ten days will all it take. Will you fall, or will he fail? A Reader Insert fic. Reader X Yamamoto Takeshi [HIATUS]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - T. Yamamoto
Chasing Shadows at Midnight and Darkness at Dawn by PEANUT v1.2 reviews
While chasing shadows of the past, the looming shadow of the present threatens to take over. Can the shadows be outshone by the Light, or will they cover all Light in Darkness? Would the morning light ever shine again? RikuxOC story, #2 and #3 in series following The Approaching Night
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,491 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Riku
Seasons Arisen by BookWorm5635 reviews
When Pitch rises again, the Man in the Moon chooses three new Guardians to help defeat him. But when the North Pole is attacked, and the other Guardians mysteriously go missing, Merida, Hiccup, Rapunzel, and Jack must ban together, despite their differences, to stop Pitch and save the other Guardians. (Im sure this idea has been worn to death, but this is my version. XD)
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013
My Little Flower by Queencloud2443 reviews
Deamon Spade comes back with a 6 year old girl, now the first gen. Vongola are taking it upon themselves to protect this little peace of heaven from the darkness of their world. Not meant to be a dark Fic, rates T just in case. (Will be rewritten summer 2018 because teenage me isn't as good as me now)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 86 - Words: 39,053 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade - Complete
Half Moon by DimensionSlip reviews
Months after The Fall was averted, Aragaki Shinjiro is back at Gekkoukan High, making the most out of a life without Arisato Minako. This is the story of how his life turns upside down once more when his beloved returns in the form of an amnesiac girl.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,512 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Shinjiro A., Female Protagonist
Give Me Wings by FairyKei reviews
The Zodiac curse is back with a vengeance. The next generation, including Tohru and Kyo's daughter, has it rough, and Akito is back to her old ways again. New bonds are formed, new challenges are made and met. Can they finally alter their fate? Is it even possible? Review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,746 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kyo S. - Complete
Head of the Household by Azzandra reviews
AU, kmeme fill. Hawke is a magister and after defeating Danarius, she inherits all of his property... including Fenris. Fem!Mage!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,024 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
Blue Jay by IndigoWinter reviews
She didn't understand it. Her father dead, her brother a stranger, and suddenly there were demons out for her blood- or worse. But she did understand that whatever happened, it wasn't going to break her. Because she wasn't just the daughter of Satan, but Rin Okumura, badass exorcist in training and determined to be the one to kick her "dear old dad"'s ass! Fem!Rin MangaCanon
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,630 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Rin O., Yukio O.
Shadows Always in the Dark by Squabble reviews
Slightly AU. His wife was kidnapped and she was all that mattered to him. Running from the dark and towards the meeting with her kidnapper, Alan Wake bumps into a strangely cheerful man. The Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alan Wake - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - 10th Doctor, Alan W.
Wild Rock by Sadalmelik reviews
Sawako has always been unlucky when it came to things like relationships. Fortunately, she meets someone who might turn things around. Will things go as she expects? Sawako x OC
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sawako Y.
The Butler and the Doctor by Shiny Marble reviews
A Kuro-Dr Who crossover. The 10th Doctor & Rose and Ciel are hunting the same thing responsible for some unexplained deaths. They meet and a mystery unfolds, forcing them to work together. Rated T for violence and swearing. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,855 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Ciel P. - Complete
Decisions and Visions by Defii reviews
Anvi Shepard will find a way. The Reapers will no longer be a threat...even if she has to die. Her companions are unwilling to give up so easily. Fix-it fic for end of ME3 - Post ME3. Shenko! Discontinued; undergoing a massive rewrite. See Author's Note.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,765 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Love Hina Like It Could Have Been by Karl Stahl reviews
What if Keitaro and the girls had a pinch more common sense and the real world intruded into the secluded world of the Hinata Girls-Only Dormitory?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Keitaro U.
Mahou Shoujo Keiongakubu Magica by Themulchmeister reviews
The carefree world of K-ON! collides with the dark world of Madoka Magica. If you have watched either series I think you will agree this is a X-over we were all waiting for! Summary inside..
Crossover - K-ON!/けいおん! & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Yui H., Azusa N., Kyubey - Complete
Something to Fight For by MarilynnRae reviews
What if Shepard was able to save the little boy on Earth? A spin on what I would have liked to see happen. There will also be some Fem Shep and Kaidan going on later on in.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Marvelous fellow All of him by Purple Butter reviews
Many members of the Normandy's crew have had brief encounters with a certain Time Lord...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Gateways and Relays by reptilia28 reviews
An anomalous mass relay jump sends the crew of the Normandy into the universe of the Tau'ri. Now Shepard and her crew must gain the trust of the SGC while fighting off the Goa'uld and finding a way to return home. Post-ME2. AU. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - J. Garson - Complete
Go ahead Do it by KhAeL reviews
Takashi Morinozuka. The Wild Type. Kendo World Champion.Active Host Club member... HAS A FIANCEE! MoriXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,971 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Sun Always Rises by Lacewood reviews
In a different world, Tsuna had a different Sun guardian - Kyoko. AU
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Kyōko S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14952 - Favs: 23,435 - Follows: 9,529 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Authors in the Crossover by Mr. Chaos reviews
While at writer's convention in New York, acquaintances Temperance Brennan and Richard Castle are drawn into the murder of a prolific writer. Beckett and Booth come to their aid, and the two teams must work together to catch the killer. Part 1 of ABCverse
Crossover - Bones & Castle - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,644 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - T. Brennan, Rick C. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Return of Darkness by tsukiryoushi reviews
Set twenty years after Sora's last adventure. Life seemed peaceful for many years, but when Maleficent returns it's up to Sora's daughter, Sky, to save the worlds! Rating may change
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,962 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/25/2006
VanDread Halo by Freedom Guard reviews
The war with the Covenant and the UNSC is over...but an accident has changed the fates of one UNSC Spartan and a UNSC AI, as they are now in a new conflict and a new path in life.
Crossover - Halo & Vandread - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 307,162 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The Lady and The Tramp by Sally Scribe reviews
Natsuhi is a Kunoichi who fears dogs. When she is put on a mission with the man that embodies her very fear what will happen? What about a new jinchuuriki and Madara? A war is going to happen? Kibaxoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
The Knight and the Pilgrim by Zura reviews
Julia Kaye had lived a normal life without ever knowing her birth parents or how she came to be raised in an orphanage. When a strange letter arrives to hint at a violent past she can't remember the pilgrim is pointed towards a far away, misty town that is familiar only in the deepest parts of her subconscious. First of the "Ashes to Blood" series.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Lucindre LosstWatt reviews
19 year old Lucindre Losst-Watt has returned to her childhood home, Bright Falls, after the death of her grandmother to pick up her belongings. Lucy didn't count on strange occurrence in the area to welcome her back. Takes place in September, 2011.
Alan Wake - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010