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Author has written 22 stories for Honeydew Syndrome, South Park, Glee, and Sons of Anarchy.

i miss my old life.

I ship Kenny&Wendy, Kyle&Stan, Kenny&Craig, Wendy&Stan, Wendy&Kyle, Craig&Gary, Kenny&Kyle, Craig&Stan, Bebe&Kenny and maybe a few other things.
I read Homestuck, but I'm smart enough not to write it.
I favourite a lot of things for various reasons. Feel free to judge me, but it's because that's where most of the good authors hang.
YES. MY FAVOURITE AUTHOR IS RAY BRADBURY.
I'm disappointed with most of the content on this site (LIKE MY OWN LMAO) but w/e.

Constantly doing quality sweeps. Expect to see a few stories drop off/updated.

Awesome stories go!

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Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,631 - Follows: 12,145 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rodrick Drools by Calico Trayce reviews
Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Rodrick is acting distant, and Greg hates that the older brother is leaving him behind. With the bruise comes a bet; "How long can Greg keep his mouth shut?" Warning: INCEST/SLASH/SMUT/NON-CON
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011
Acquainted Limbo by eshajouri reviews
Kenny doesn't mind if they want to name his issues; this is their problem. But the torture begins when he starts believing he has the issues they are naming. Abandoned
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
Ancient by tmcala reviews
/Kyle is certain this is the worst birthday party that has ever been thrown./ In which everyone's older. K2, Stebe, Candy, Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
California Gurls by Your Father reviews
Unsupervised sex, drugs, IHOP and partying ensues for twenty-one days. What could possibly go wrong? Stan/Kyle/Kenny/Craig/Tweek and eventually other people they find. But mostly Style. And a side of just about everything else. Welcome to California.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,606 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Fear by Yaomi's Ink reviews
Sometimes the greatest fear we have is the fear of falling. This fear can limit us, make us believe that the risks aren't worth the end result. Percy needs to learn that sometimes the greatest thing one can do is close their eyes and let themselves fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W.
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. Complete and utter crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Rogue by I'S Watcher reviews
When Harry is attacked by a vampire in the summer holidays he isn't pleased. Read on to see how people react and how he deals with this himself. Strong language. Semi-dark. Definitely darkly humorous. Obviously an AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P.
As Long as You're Honest by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Ike wants to kiss Filmore, but he's not sure he can. IkexFilmore. Now a twoshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - [Ike B., Filmore A.] - Complete
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
Just Tired by scarlettshazam reviews
If I'd just said those words, it could have made all the difference. Tragic Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
the way in which we correspond by Coins Compressed reviews
It's a struggle, being in love with both your best friend and someone you can't even talk to. Bernadette/Raj/Howard stable threesome relationship, oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Rajesh K., Bernadette - Complete
The Game of Life by scarlettshazam reviews
One is on a straight path to a fruitful, white-picket-fence life. The other is getting deeper and deeper into an underground of sex and drugs. When sex and love get involved, what will happen to Kyle and Kenny? K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,416 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Experiment by next-muffin reviews
I don't ship Creek, at least as a sexual relationship. If I did, it would probably look like this. One-shot cracktastic PWP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
It's Buttman, Baby! by alli-sun reviews
After a prophetic dream, Cartman awakes convinced that he must finish what Hitler began. To begin with, he'll have to start the perfect Aryan race, and there is only one boy with the genes for that. Buttman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
K2: Seme Handbook by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Based off the "Seme Handbook" rules by Dangerous Pleasure scanlations group. A series of oneshots in which Kenny makes a terrible seme. M for some sexual content, and swearing.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Ghost Of You by BelovedShadow reviews
"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define reality. But what does it mean to be correct or true? Merely vague concepts...their reality may all be a mirage." Implied ItaSasu - no lemons. Not a Song Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cracked by googleurname reviews
A series of crack pairings. I will take requests.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
An American Pastime by OrangePlum reviews
Canada wants to know why America loves baseball so much. England deviously decides to get America to explain to the public if he is a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Starting from Square One by uzumaki rakku reviews
There are many blonds in the world. No one ever said that the one Harry met in Madam Malkin's shop had to be Draco Malfoy, right? Hence, this crossover. "Hi!" the boy said, tone as bright as his hair. "Hogwarts too?" —And so, he ends up with a new friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Pipe Smoke and London Fog by Master Of All Imagination reviews
An anthology of short Sherlock Holmes fanfic, mostly one-shots. No slash. T for safety. Disclaimer: The words are mine, the characters aren't.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
The Short Adventure of the Misguided Heart by Amledo reviews
Mrs. Hudson summons Doctor Watson back to Baker Street, Holmes is wasting away suffering with a secret loss, and only Watson can save him. Holmes/Watson slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Firsts by lizoftheinfinite reviews
The first time Kenny dies. The first time he smokes weed. The first time he sells his body for money. The first time he decides to stop being afraid. Mild slash, T for language, drug use, sexual situations. Slash, onesided Crenny, and Damien/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Bless You, Autocorrect by Evie Specter reviews
Based on the inception kink prompt "Arthur and Eames get together through a series of embarrassing Autocorrect fails." Rating for language and innuendo - lots and lots of language and innuendo. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
You Give Me Butterflies by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Token gives Clyde butterflies, but only in the manliest way possible. Will Clyde ever tell Token how he feels? Maybe with a little help from Craig. Of course Craig could use a little help himself. ClydexToken, CraigxTweek. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Clyde D., Token B.] [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Enzo by backass reviews
Craig moves in front of me a little, whether it's on purpose or just to get better aim, I'm not sure. It's quiet for a second. Scary-quiet. Then, with an un-earthly shriek, it stumbles around the corner. And it's big. /ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, ANYONE?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Clyde D., Craig T.
After the End by ImpishTubist reviews
There was life before John and life with John. It never occurred to Sherlock, not for a moment, that there could be life after John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Brothers by Anijii reviews
And Yukio would always believe him. - Drabble, slight Rin/Yukio.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Under the Sky by Feiring reviews
Things never stay the way they are...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Secret Ingredient by googleurname reviews
Cartman believes he has found out Kyle's deepest, darkest secret. And of course, he fully intends on sharing it with everyone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bedtime Blues by chocolatebearturk reviews
Kurt. Kurtkurtkurt. KURTWHATAREYOU. STOP STARING AREYOUANIDIOT.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Time Out by Rini-Rose reviews
What happens when Gaara throws a tantrum? Implied Yaoi. NejiGaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Friction by aerodynamics reviews
The friction of logic burns between your bones.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,956 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Bad Habits by CrisisOmegs reviews
Everyone's got bad habits. Butters can't stop blaming himself whenever something goes wrong, and Stan can't stop daydreaming about shirtless men. Stan/Butters; Stutters, multi-chapter. Try some new pairings, it's good for ya health.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,087 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Butters S., Stan M.
No One Ever Said That Life Was Fair by Percentile reviews
"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Poptarts by googleurname reviews
A look inside the mind of Eric Cartman. Cartman/Kenny slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by Rini-Rose reviews
Kankuro has been noticing Gaara in a way he shouldn't, he knows that. But can he help himself? KankuGaa/Sandcest. YAOI. Implied Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Truth or Dare by Julia Sunshine reviews
A party game takes a slightly more serious turn. "Kurt, if there was a pill that made you straight, would you take it?" Oneshot. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hong Kong Saga by Sleeping Insomniac reviews
Leaving China to live with England. Leaving England to live with China. Finding a happy medium. Hong Kong's POV, implied England/China and USA/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Hong Kong, England/Britain - Complete
Reid's Unlucky Christmas Accident by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Reid has an accident... or two while trying to help the other men decorate. What happens? H/P, Dave/JJ, M/G
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
I Said No Jim by Master Spock reviews
Kirk just can't help himself. Could be taken as slash, or not.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Running Away by AmayaSora reviews
oneshot, Marauder-era. Sirius runs away from home and shows up at Remus' house, but why won't he stay? SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Psycho by Emma CS Me reviews
Jesse/Finn. Jesse doesn't feel anything; Finn doesn't understand Jesse.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Jesse sJ., Finn H. - Complete
Life vs Death by Pantoffels reviews
An angsty poem expressing what I think Kira does for the world.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Better by Dollymop reviews
John gets a bit overexcited. Mild slash. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
bend to squares by Red Riding Freak reviews
there is a reason to why sai doesn't decorate the bare walls of their house or to why he is still there. sasuke/sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
I like my girls with their sunny sides up by ezyl reviews
Chouji learned to wax poetics in his mother's kitchen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Chōji A., Sakura H. - Complete
Twinky Fun by NightingaleLost reviews
Just a random thing I did for laughs. Think Kenny, Craig, Tweek, and the idea of porn. You know you're interested. XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
A Toast to the Forgotten Future by Alice's Melancholia reviews
Things never work as planned. Naruto is now Hokage. Sasuke has killed Itachi. Neither have the happiness that they yearned for. Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under Wraps by Sugar Skulls reviews
Some things sweeten with age, and Willy Wonka rather likes teenage Charlie Bucket. A collection of Charlie/Willy drabbles. 2005 movie-verse.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2009
The Ten Commandments for Fanfiction Authors by fireplant reviews
“Look,”said the Lord, “for I have created for you the Con. It is a tool of great power and you shall use it for good to meet up with fellow authors and you shall spread goodness and eat pie . For pie is good. Much love to the pie.” PLSE REVIEW! THKS!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Speak by August Fai reviews
Blaise and Seamus do with their eyes what other people do with their voices. M!BlaiseSeamus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Blaise Z., Seamus F.
Joyeaux Anniversaire by Sabrina Empress of Insanity reviews
[Gerard et Jacques] A year after the end of the French Revolution and their return to Paris, Jacques celebrates his 26th birthday with the other inhabitants of the Anglade estate shounenai
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
The Anti Angst Movement by Di-chan reviews
Chapter 16! [slash] A movement is the activities of a group of people to achieve a specific goal. Our goal: to shine a beam of fluff in the shadows of angst of the HarryDraco 'ship. Cliché? I think not. Description inside. [work in progress]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,545 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Diner reviews
Kyle's hopes and dreams are lost on the night shift. image credit to paranoia doll.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Craig T., Kyle B.
Smoothie reviews
Token has got some serious crap heading right up his lane. Might as well hop in the blender while he still has a choice.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Token B., Tweek T.
Powdered Cigarettes reviews
Because maybe we're not all meant to be great. Some are meant to just go up in smoke. Kenny-centric. Rambly.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Kenny M.
Quite Quiet reviews
My own personal tribute to the greatest Son that never lived. May he rest in peace.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Half Sack - Complete
Rage reviews
Everyone's a jerk; Wendy gives them their due payment. And she still has more crap to deal with.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Kenny M.
Run reviews
Chase that pathetic dream of yours, boy. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
Suck My Duck reviews
He doesn't even know my name. "Hey, Craig." Guess he does. Not sure if I want him to know anymore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
King of Frost reviews
The shiver-inducing temperature of his hands. CraigStan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Insane reviews
He just smiled at people he didn't know and wouldn't remember.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Stan M. - Complete
Break reviews
A wedding, a bitter man, and a past memory. What couldn't have gone wrong? Craig/?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
My Life Sucks reviews
It does. Real bad. ?/?. Mpreg. Crack.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Sometimes, Always reviews
Stan/?. Sometimes, but always.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Stan M. - Complete
Case One: Tweek Tweak reviews
The mind of Tweek...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Tweek T. - Complete
What Do You Know?
Nothing. No, really. He didn't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Jesse sJ. - Complete
Second Best reviews
If only he had been there first... Klaine, one-shot, a bit of Blaine-musings.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What It Was And What It Is reviews
Just a little angst to ponder on. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
Of Constellations, Couples, and Crossdressing reviews
If there was one good thing about Kenny, it was that he looked damn fine as a girl.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kenny M., Clyde D. - Complete
Progress reviews
"You knew it, knew when you stepped in the car there was obviously no going back. You knew it, and yet you tossed away the information..." PWP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Craig T., Butters S. - Complete
Going Down On You reviews
You're the iceberg and I'm the Titanic. Unsinkable, yet I'm going down on you. Finn/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
They'll All Die In The End reviews
Some say it's easier for a loved one to die quickly. Some don't. Implied Stenny and Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Do Believe In Fairies! I Do! I Do! reviews
Fluffy one-shot. Kenny's never heard of the tooth fairy; Damien decides to be nice.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kenny M., Damien - Complete
Langship reviews
Metis/Charles friendship, Metis/Josh, and Charles/Jay. Charles writes a fail poem to Metis, explaining their "langship".
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Charles