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Joined 06-10-10, id: 2398159, Profile Updated: 09-21-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, and Avengers.

Hi. I'm update bug. Just a brief warning, reality is a cow, therefore I find it hard to update regularly.

basically this is my week:

Monday - Friday=6th form

Saturday=work/homework

Sunday=work/homework

My moto in life is: being optomistic may not get you anywhere but the people it annoys along the way makes it worth it, also, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them, with bullshit.

If you want smut look ELSEWHERE I really am NOT into writing those kind of scenes, seriously, if it shows up in a story I have to skip past it, if I can't read it I can't write it. It's unlikely that I will ever do anything that's just romance either, there may be romance in the story but as I have never been either in a relationship or in love I don't think I can write it very well. I dislike cliches when they can be avoided but sometimes you kind of have to put the in, even if only to mock them.

1)Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Quote time!

Will Rogers:
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

walter ralegh:Tell zeal it wants devotion;
Tell love it is but lust;
Tell time it is but motion;
Tell flesh it is but dust:
And wish them not reply,
For thou must give the lie.

Tell age it daily wasteth;
Tell honour how it alters;
Tell beauty how she blasteth;
Tell favour how it falters:
And as they shall reply,
Give every one the lie.

terry pratchett

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”

It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody, to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time

There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty.
The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?
And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye

It's no wonder most religions are born in the desert, because when men lay beneath that boundless night sky and look up at the infinite expanse of creation they have an uncontrollable urge to put something in the way

Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs

magnus bane (because only real men wear glitter and name their cat chairman meow)

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
"They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down

I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
"A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus

Even the Inquisitor's eyebrows shot up when Magnus strode through the gate. The High Warlock was wearing black leather pants, a belt with a buckle in the shape of a jeweled M, and a cobalt-blue Prussian military jacket open over a white lace shirt. He shimmered with layers of glitter

A pair of werewolves occupied another booth. They were eating raw shanks of lamb and arguing about who would win in a fight: Dumbledore from Harry Potter books or Magnus Bane.
"Dumbledore would totally win," said the first one. "He has the badass Killing Curse."
The second lycanthrope made a trenchant point. "But Dumbledore isn't real."
"I don't think Magnus Bane is real either," scoffed the first. "Have you ever met him?"
"This is so weird," said Clary, slinking down in her seat. "Are you listening to them?"
"No. It's rude to eavesdrop," said Jace.”

You never called me back," he said. "I called you so many times and you never called me back."
Magnus looked at Alec as if he'd lost his mind. "Your city is under attack," he said. "The wards have been broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven't called you?"
Alec set his jaw in a stubborn line. "I want to know why you haven't called me back."
Magnus threw his hands up in the air in a gesture of utter exasperation. Alec noted with interest that when he did it, a few sparks escaped from his fingertips, like fireflies escaping from a jar. "You're an idiot."
"Is that why you haven't called me? Because I'm an idiot?"
"No." Magnus strode toward him. "I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do."
"You love me?"
"You stupid Nephilim," Magnus said patiently. "Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!”

tenth doctor

Water is patient, Adelaide. Water just waits. Wears down the cliff tops, the mountains. The whole of the world. Water always wins

It is said that in the final days of Planet Earth, everyone had bad dreams. To the west of the north of that world, the human race did gather. In a celebration of the pagan rite to banish the cold and the dark. Each and every one of those people had dreamt of the terrible things to come. But they forgot. Because they must. They forgot their nightmares. Of fire and war and insanity. They forgot. Except for one...

I spred my wings into the sky! Have you met the French, my god they know how to
party, You sound just like your mother, I think I just invented the Bannana
Daiquiri a couple centuries early, always bring a bannana to a party Rose,
Bannanas are good

"... the entirety of time and space and nobody else has bothered to invent
edible ball bearings. Brilliant

TO THE TUNE OF FAVORITE THINGS:

The Fan girl's Lament,

Blue coloured sceptres

and cute pics of Thor

Merlin and Arthur

and memes we adore

Jack being flirty and Robin who steals

these are the things which give Fan girls their feels.

Mind reading Charles

and blokes who bend metal

that guy from perception

who acts like he's mental

Loki, so awesome, who cares who he keels

these are the things which give Fan girls their feels.

Ciel and Sebass-Chan

so cool and so awed

Death God the Junior

so symmetrically flawed

Sammy and Dean

and their cool set of wheels

these are the things that give Fan girls their feels

When "John Smith" dies

when Gene Hunt's drunk

Ianto's gone and Jack is sad.

when we remember

the Winchester's many deaths

that's when the feels go bad.

- BY UPDATE BUG

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Strange Visitors from Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done. Voldemort is going to be in for some very nasty surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 144,120 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,905 - Reviews: 6923 - Favs: 9,562 - Follows: 12,627 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Surrogate by Built on the Horizon reviews
'Who was that pointy-eared bastard' McCoy asked. 'He's not a bastard.' Jim said sharply, watching the Vulcan as he moved off. 'He's my brother.'
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
If die, only in Manhattan by niewypowiedziane reviews
A few months after coming back from Afghanistan, Tony finds out that he has cancer. Faced with that and other problems, what does he do? He hides behind Iron Man's mask and disappears from the world. For some time, the world almost forgets. The Avengers never get to meet Tony Stark, but someone is too curious for their own good. (sick!Tony, secret identity AU)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 300,672 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 178,355 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,875 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
The Obeisance of Memory by rockpaperscissor reviews
AU of season 4. COMPLETE. "Look, I've got no idea who your brother is, but uh, I think I might be him. Just, y'know, alive."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,385 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4453 - Favs: 5,772 - Follows: 6,278 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Intentions Verse 2: A Series of Firsts by KeelieThompson1 reviews
As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Small Families by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Clear Sky by Aletheias reviews
Thirteen years ago, Sawada Natsume was born. Ten years ago, a mysterious brunet showed up at the Sawada family's front door. Now, the two boys live with each other as brothers. When Reborn comes to train Natsume into Vongola Decimo, he wasn't expecting to find two boys, much less one with a secret that goes back 400 years in time. OOC Tsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,153 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Old Soul by Worfe reviews
-Complete- A love story between an immortal being...and a vampire. Bella comes to Forks, but her past is much more different than Edward could have anticipated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,807 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue by meganechan720 reviews
U obediently walked over to his charging station, where Tony watched the small blond boy be suddenly confronted with the reality that he no longer had a power jack to hook into the wall socket. He stood there for three long seconds before turning to Tony, brown eyes wide and panicked. A bots-to-humans story.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 190 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Imprint by DB2020 reviews
After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Bedtime Stories by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,835 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
One and Two and Through and Through by Seraphim-Burning reviews
When her son is kidnapped Alice Kingsleigh must return to a world she has avoided for seven years to face the kidnappers, her own demons, as well as the boy's father. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,090 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
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Runes reviews
Rune master, one with the ability to ward of evil, heal the sick and heighten magic. Harry, along with his family, were trained to be weapons, the final defence against voldemort's attacks. the war is over and just as things are returning to normal another psychopath decides he wants to rule the world. Typical. so far no slash planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
once and then again reviews
No one knows what happens after death. What if someone did? When Ichigo and his friends start to meet some very familiar people they know something is wrong. will they be dragged back into a world that, literaly, killed them? Reincarnation fic. first four chapters have been edited and replaced.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Ichigo K., G.S. Yamamoto
the dog, the wolf and the cub reviews
basically, Sirius got out of Azkaban a couple of years earlier, went to check on James' kid and foud him unconscoius and abused. he panics and now Sirius is looking after a nine year old Harry Potter. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011