Aj: That beautiful avatar right there is a cartoonized version of moi' (Aj). Anika wanted us to do one of her, but I'm so much awesomer that I refused and shoved her face into her chowder. It is not a soup no matter what people say! It is related to soup, but is not a soup. Anyways, I'm also the boss (dictator) so what I say goes.

Anika: There is still soup up my nose.

Aj: It's chowder!

Key:

Anika: X

AjX

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X/X You love hoodies.

X/X You love jeans.

X/X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X/X You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X/X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV. (Playing sports is funner)
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black, red, and blue)
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X/X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: Aj: 17 Anika:8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

cats are better than dogs (As if.)

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.

X You wear the color pink

X Go to your mom for advice
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.

X You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
X/X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance. (Gymnastics for a year)
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X/X You love the movies.
X/X Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of every thing.

Total: Aj:4 Anika:15

Okay, Aj here, is anyone that knows me really that surprised at how pitiful of a girl I am?

Pairings that I actually like(Yes, it is possible):

Max and Fang-Maximum Ride

Emma and Hook-Once Upon A Time

Percy and Thalia-Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Sun and Jin-Lost

Percy and The Panda Pillow Pet- Heroes of Olympus

Max and Iggy-Maximum Ride (Don't kill me!)

Umm...I can't think of anymore. Am I that pathetic?

Top Fifteen Favorite Characters of All Time In No Order:

1. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

2. Fred and George Weasley (Harry Potter)

3. Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)

4. Maximum Ride (Maximum Ride)

5. Voldemort (Harry Potter)

6. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

7. Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

8. Iggy (Maximum Ride)

9. Sylar (Heroes)

10. Nico Di Angelo (Percy Jackson)

11. Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street) Oh how I love him so!

12. Captain Hook/Killian Jones (Once Upon A Time) I think I have a thing for pirates...

13. Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries)

14. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

15. Hiro (Heroes)

Quotes:

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you can't trust. -Jack Sparrow.

Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. - Stephen King

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. -Mark Twain.

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand there and look stupid. -Hedy Lamarr.

Come again when you can't stay so long. -Walter Sickert.

Is boredom anything less then the sense of one's faculties slowly dying? -Arthur Helps.

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing. - Robert S. Mendelshon.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 different ways it won't work. Thomas Edison.

Fear is pain arriving from the anticipation of evil. -Aristotle.

Welcome death, quoth the rat, when the trap fell. -Thomas Fuller.

Writing a novel is actually searching for victims. As I write I keep looking for casualties. The stories uncover the casualties. -John Irving. (Does he know me?)

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? -M.C. Escher.

Everything you can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. -Lewis Carroll.

Why is a raven like a writing desk? -Johnny Depp; Lewis Carroll.

Off with his head! -The Red Queen; Lewis Carroll.

What happens to your soul when you get unwound?; Who says I even got one? -Neal Shusterman.

There are no stupid questions; just stupid people.

People who say it can't be done should not be trying to prevent those of us who are doing it.

Car Service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

One of the great things about books it sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. -George W. Bush.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of it's pupils. -Louis Hector Burlioz.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. (Heaven Schmeaven when if I stay on Earth I can haunt people and scare the crap out of them!)

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. -Lily Tomlin.

Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. (I'm still working on that one.)

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do. (My philosophy.)

Worst excuse for turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. (I tried that once.)

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try. -Homer Simpson.

Whatever it is-I didn't do it! (Why do I have to use this one so much?)

Hard work never killed anybody; but why take a chance?

No please, don't eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them. -Homer Simpson.

I hope I didn't brain my damage...-Homer Simpson.

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. -Jack Sparrow.

Elizabeth, it would have never worked out between us darling...I'm sorry. Will, nice hat. -Jack Sparrow.

My peanut! -Jack Sparrow.

Why should I sail with you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded. -Jack Sparrow.

He needs the pearl, Captain Turner needs the pearl. And you felt guilty, and you and your Brethren court...Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? -Jack Sparrow.

You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place and have the sudden urge to jump...I don't have it. -Jack Sparrow.

He is a big fat guinea pig brain! -Theodore Roosevelt.

I dare you to tell me to walk through fire. -Shinedown.

Coming Soon:

Apollo's Hunters RE-Write!: Apollo has never been like Artemis, so when he starts acting strange, along with wanting a group of his own hunters, something is wrong. But what?

Wings Forever, or Never: Fang wakes up alone without the flock in an alternate universe where Max had been the only one at the school. Nothing is the same; and Nowhere is safe.

Be Careful What You Wish for: (Buffy TVS) What if instead of wishing that Buffy had never came to Sunnydale in 'The Wish', Cordelia wishes that Buffy had lost her soul instead of Angel? Get ready to find out.

Lost Two Weeks: Two weeks. That's how long Max was mysteriously missing for. She doesn't know what happened to her, only that she needs to find her flock. Her flock, that she discovers, doesn't know who she is.

Updating now: My first AU story, Liar in the Mirror (Previously known as Queens and Pawns), is going to be good. Make sure to check it out.

Liar in the Mirror: My name is Maximum Ride. Or at least, it was before I was forced into pretending to be my sister, Maya. I don't know why I did it. I kept insisting that I did it for survival from people who want me dead. Or to escape from my father, the con man. When Maya went missing, I hadn't known how hard it would be to lie to everyone she knew. Especially when I'm falling for her boyfriend AU