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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Black Books, and Mighty Boosh.

i don't really use this account anymore and i haven't for like 3 years but i might come back to it one day, so.

i've kept a load of random quotes even though i'm not into all of this stuff anymore.

The Beatles

"People say I'm the Beatle who changed the most, but to me, that's what life's about." George.

"I now realise that taking drugs is like taking an aspirin without a headache." Paul.

"You're all geniuses, and you're all beautiful. You don't need anyone to tell you who you are. You are what you are. Get out there and get peace, think peace, and live and breathe peace, and you'll get it as soon as you like." John.

"I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumours of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know." Paul (1969)

"I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in the pot box." George. (this is why he's my favourite!)

"The things is, we're all really the same person. We're just four parts of the one." Paul.

"When I was about twelve, I used to think I must be a genius, but nobody's noticed. If there is such a thing as a genius...I am one, and if there isn't, I don't care." John.

(just as a side note i don't actually like john lennon, he was abusive and racist and homophobic and all kinds of shit)

Pete Doherty:

'You can only be so thick-skinned. You can only pretend not to care for so long before you have to admit that you hate being made to look like an idiot. I hate seeing myself misquoted. I hate being linked romantically with girls I’ve been close to for years but never slept with. It’s just upsetting, isn’t it? My nan reads and believes these things. I say, “Hiya Nan, how are you getting on?” and she’ll say, “Are you all right? What about that cat you injected with crack?”’

Broken glass. It's just like glitter, isn't it?

It's that mysterious thing called hype. I've looked under every rock, and I couldn't find out what it means. Certain people hear a certain melody, and they're attracted to it. I'm in love with that feeling. We're looking for fun and adventure and a bit of redemption and somewhere to live. Everything else is a blind venture into the unknown.

Morrissey:

“I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.”

"I am capable of looking on the bright side, I just don't do it very often."

"When I'm lying in bed and I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me."

"I'm not very good at being dull."

(On Richard Madeley) "He called me an unsufferable prat, This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother."

“Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.”

(okay so morrissey is kind of boring a lot of the time but he's p. funny and his lyrics are perf so)

Boosh Quotes

Bar lady: I like your dress...
Rudy: This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks.
Bar lady: Why don't you stay awhile?
[flashes to him]
Rudy: Put away those fiery biscuits...

Vince Noir: [grabbing book] Look at this one!
Naboo: Don't touch that!
Vince Noir: All right! Easy!
Naboo: This is black magic. This is hardcore. Don't mess with the occult.
Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you.
Naboo: What?
Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system.
Naboo: That's Yakult!
Vince Noir: Oh, yeah...

I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. Either that or work in Dixons - I haven't decided-Naboo

Naboo: I've got a crystal ball but what's in it for me?
Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know? A Kit - Kat.
Naboo: Two Kit-Kats.
Dixon Bainbridge:It's a deal.

Don't go eating 15 [hash cakes] all at once, because you WILL see the devil, and he'll try to rip your heart out through your kneecaps

Quote of the year:(2011)

Miles: He (Alex) turned up one day in red jeans. That surprised me. I like it when he wears red jeans. When they're tight.

Interview... (I don't know if this is real, I hope it is :D )

Jo: You two are getting on quite alright, then. Are you loving what you're doing at the moment?

Alex: Oh yeah, we're having a ball, Jo.

Miles: If only you could see what was going on now, Jo.

Jo: Is there a lot of stroking going on?

Alex: More than that.

Miles: Get off! Ah, get off me knee!

Jo: Knee, was that?

Miles: Yeah, he's just... he's working his way up.

Things to do on an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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I Thought Of Your Face by SuperCellist reviews
Roy/Jen. Funny how life and love work–you never know who you're going to fall for.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
When Kitty Moved In by Emotional Dalek reviews
Naboo has a new lodger, Kitty Brooks. She's helpful and gets along with everyone. And Vince is falling for her fast. Vince/Kitty, possible Howard/OC later on. Rated for drug abuse and suicide themes. R&R!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Vince N.
1977 ENG by N. Black - blackie reviews
An unexpected trip takes Harry through 1977, with James and Lily, trying to save the world as he knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock was Called an Idiot by ApproximatelyPrecise reviews
And one time he didn't have to be told. Rated T for drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sherlock H.
Far From You by cerseilannisters reviews
A series of Drabbles having to do with my favorite Marauder Sirius Black. Rated T for Sex, and some Language, please R&R, story is much better promise. Pairings Sirius/O.C/Remus and James/Lily, Alice/Frank
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC
It's a Backwards Life by Xx-BananaBookworm-xX reviews
Due to a potions accident, Ginny is sent back the Marauders/MWPP era to teach DADA/Defence Harry's parents. Meanwhile, Harry gets sent back to 1976 as well. Spoilers books 1-6. During HBP. H/G J/L. Please R&R. TIME-TRAVEL. Rating may change. CANON.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
IM, Me and You by theemmawords reviews
What really happened on Friendface? Who says romance is dead? A Roy/Jen fic.
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011
Secrets of a Seventh Year by justawriter33 reviews
"I looked up in shock as James leaned forward and brushed the snow off my hair. Good grief. I think I'm going crazy." James/OC; WILL EDIT MASSIVELY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 111 - Words: 74,291 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Double Act by AutumnOak reviews
Vince's hands are shaking so Howard helps him put on his makeup. In return, Vince tells Howard the surreal story of why he's been missing from the clubbing scene for months.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
I Don't Think I'm In Camden Anymore by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
Whilst searching for a hairdryer in Naboo's room, Vince finds himself on a psychedelic adventure to find the Wizard of Camden, destroy the Wicked Witch of West London, and get home before the Topshop sale starts. A story in 2 parts.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Vince N. - Complete
Quirk by kaletra7 reviews
A girl enters the Nabootique to clean up after a fall. Soon, however, she finds herself a lot closer to the men working in the shop, especially a certain Electro Goth Fairy we all know and love. A Vince/OC story. For a bit of fun, light-hearted reading.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Vince N.
All that could be by Gemzn reviews
She could see it all when she looked at him. All they'd been, all they were, and all they could be. A short one-shot set just after the final battle. Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Musings of the Afternoon by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
After finishing his revenge plot, Sweeney Todd goes to the seaside as Mrs. Lovett said they should. He is apathetic, but he begins to notice changes in Mrs. Lovett. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Misunderstanding by afullmargin reviews
Watch out ladies, Howard Moon is on the pull.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
I'm With The Band by shermitkermit reviews
A dodgy club in the rough end of town might just be the start to an exciting adventure...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Vince N.
The Battle by AllTimeNatalie reviews
The words that have yet been spoken the things I need to say. To voice what's within my heart I just can't find a way. I've fought with my emotion; I've held them deep inside. I didn't want to face what for so long you've tried to hide. Real-life fic.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
The Shaman's Apprentice by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
Before evil Nanas and Crack Foxes and adventures on the roof, there was a boy called Dennis Pettifer, and he wanted to fly…
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Dennis - Complete
She's always a woman by reincarnatedwitch reviews
Just a little one-shot looking at what Howard thinks about Vince when listening to this. Not as boring as it sounds. I aim to make you go 'awwh' . It was meant to be Slash, but it could be friendship.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Midnight Barber by SapphireGemStone reviews
"Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?" What really happens when Vince gives Howard one of his nocturnal haircuts? oneshot, mild fluff
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
For Tonight and Always by downerheart reviews
Howard and Vince finally get a good nights sleep. Howince. Fluff. xx.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Violent Delights by WickedFaith reviews
Wizards and Witches? Yeah right, I hadn't believed in fairy tales since I was 8 years old. So why have I suddenly found myself a part of something much bigger than my own problems? Sirius/OC, Post Hogwarts Marauder-Era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Alternative Ending To Party by Blossom Utonium reviews
The alernative ending to the episode Party of the Mighty Boosh.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Lot Less Complicated by withaflowerpen reviews
Emmeline Lockwood was an outsider. When Albus Potter and Rose Weasley befriend her fifth year, she realizes that she isn't alone. With her two friends, she uncovers secrets at Hogwarts that should have been kept secrets. Love, pain, and secrets! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Albus S. P., OC
I Have A Thing For Morons by AllHailTheQueen reviews
Evanna Asher returns for her last year at Hogwarts, but things don't go quite as she plans. With the Order, Umbridge, and an increasingly confusing frienship with Fred, this year is her most difficult yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,529 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Harry Snape by hyperhyppogriff reviews
Lily and Harry are saved by Severus Snape. They're in hiding with him. Little do they know that James was also ok, but he's forgotten about his life thanks to brain damage. Will Lily, James, and Harry ever find their way back to each other? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009
An End to a Bad Week by Aeria reviews
River turns up on the TARDIS playing her usual games but doesn't realize that Doctor has had a bad week.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Revolver by htbthomas reviews
Tim and Daisy try to date, the gang does karaoke. Written for Yuletide 2010.
Spaced - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
The Turning of Vince Noir by notmyarea reviews
Vince is bitten by a vampire seductress. The next day he has no idea what has happened to him, and everything is suddenly spiralling out of control. The last thing he expects is to fall into vampire love...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Vince N.
FREEZE! by livingmyths reviews
"The Gryffindor seventh years had a habit. Every so often while eating a meal in the Great Hall, someone would shout, "FREEZE!" and everyone else would stop moving."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Better Than That by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Amy thinking about her relationship with Sheldon. Set just after the ending to "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis".
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Comfort by AllTimeNatalie reviews
Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on after a hard day. Jen/Roy
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
When Everything Goes Black by DhritiS reviews
What happens when Vince Noir, rock n' roll star gets a serious injury? Will it ruin his life forever? Or is he just pretending?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Words by kbchick reviews
Short Writting things. Noel and Julian. Howard n Vince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Mysterious Pink Sky Water by Eprnam reviews
When a mysterious pink liquid lands on Vince, Howard finds himself with a lot more than he can handle and Vince finds love. But of course it's never that simple in the Boosh universe. Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Sick and Tired With Your Eyes Wired Shut by W.P. Jangles reviews
"I need them, 'oward!" "You don't need them, little man."
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Fleet Street by Superman Skank reviews
The sky above her is black, the street around her empty, and as she lies on the ground Mrs Lovett is completely unaware that somebody is about to come to her rescue.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Glass Heart by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Vince Noir- he plays the field, has probably dated most of Camden and swears it'll always be that way. Howard is surprised to discover that Vince was in love once. Why has he kept it secret?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Black and Blue by AllTimeNatalie reviews
"What happened Vince? I whispered into his ear as his mind cast back all those years to the pinpointed time period in his mind when it all began. Angsty Howince fic about Vince's past. Dedicated to Purebloodprincess who I know loves angst. ;D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Halloween Magic by gwingwin reviews
Fluff. Little to no plot. Detailed outfit descriptions. But I can get away with it, because it's Halloween! Mwahahahahahaha!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Notice Me Drowning by Arisprite reviews
Lestrade had known for a long time that Sherlock dabbled in recreational drugs. Rated T for drug use. No slash. Pre-series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Red by QuirkyCliche reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and all Fran can think about is the colour red. Rating for one teeny tiny swearword that is mostly censored anyway, and, obviously, what happened at New Year's. First in the Colour Series.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Fran, Bernard B.
Mascots by aclockworkoranje reviews
Vince and Howard go to a football game. Howard learns something about Vince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Day That Changed Their Lives Forever by sydneysages reviews
anybody wonder how either James proposed to Lily or Harry to Ginny? What if they were exactly identical? Story is pretty good I think :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Light at The End of The Tunnel by Xx-BananaBookworm-xX reviews
Post DH. Harry explains his year to Ginny after the final battle. Continues from Deathly Hallows page 600 UK Edition . DH spoilers obviously. HP/GW. ONESHOT . I know it's a bad summary but it's my first FanFiction so give me a break. Please R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Valentine's Day by HermitKnut reviews
Whatever he might say to Howard, poetry always left Vince at something of a loose end... Howard/Vince one-shot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Black Sheep by Madam Mimm reviews
The newly married Daphne Crane, her husband Niles and brother-in-law Frasier are all off to London for a massive Moon reunion. Worryingly, so is the Black Sheep of the family, as it were, with his long suffering cohorts Manny and Fran
Crossover - Frasier & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009
Green Eyed Monster by neverbirds reviews
“Oh, really, how so?” She asked, trying to keep calm, unable to hear anything other than the noises coming from Tim’s bedroom last night, looping over and over in her mind." Tim/Daisy.
Spaced - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Jools met the Boosh by cookiemunster reviews
It aint easy being a shaman... especially if you're a sha-woman
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
Harry Potter Musical by MunkishSock reviews
Harry Potter as a musical!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006
Just Good Friends by Lady Bracknell reviews
It's the practical, sensible thing for them to go Christmas shopping together. Nothing more. At least, that's what Remus tells himself when he and Lily head out into Muggle London for the day.... RLLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Something Fishy! by Milky Joe reviews
Mighty Boosh one shot fic. Howards getting married with beautifully dressed best man vince at his side but wheres the bride? First Boosh fic my lame attempt at being funny please R&R,rating for language
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
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The Dreams That Never Were reviews
Vince sat back and sighed whilst his pyjama clad legs folded beneath him. He remembered being seven and telling his parents "When I'm older, I wanna be a rock 'n' roll star!" But it just never happened.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Vince N.
Why? reviews
Waking up, hungover, Bernard and Fran both feel the same about each other, they're just to scared to say.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bernard B., Fran - Complete
With You reviews
Remus and Tonks begin their relationship. More chapters to come, hopefully. Rated T for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Just Happiness? reviews
Narcissa Malfoy always held it in how much Lucius hurt her, so she thinks of admitting it to him. But will past memories change her mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Forever reviews
During the Great Battle, Remus and Tonks think how strong there love for each other is. A songfic using the song 'Neutron Star Collision' by Muse. I hope you like it! This is my first fanfic, so please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
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