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Joined 06-10-10, id: 2398349, Profile Updated: 10-22-13
Author has written 38 stories for Banjo-Kazooie, Baywatch, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Dead Rising, Halo, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Metal Gear, Star Wars, Pokémon, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Left 4 Dead, Final Fantasy X, Mortal Kombat, Sonic the Hedgehog, Team Fortress 2, Half-Life, Final Fantasy VIII, Wrestling, Twilight, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Fallout, BlazBlue, Touhou Project, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, American Idiot, and Kaiketsu Zorro/怪傑ゾロ.

I write tribute storyz 2 mi favorit fiction init yo. i think that sanae could beat goku if used enough bomb and ken is best hero of tv.

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH HHNNGGGHGH YYYYUEEAAGGHHHH!!!!!

Un peque-

WOW THAT'S INCREDIBLE SHIH-SHIEYO APPEARS TO BE FULLY RECOVERED AFTER TAKING FIVE BLOWS IN A ROW.

SIX FIVE

Oh you haven't heard the last of SIX FIVE, my good compadre.

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PHYE

NO

WHETHER IT'S FINISHING THEM OFF

OR ENJOYING YOUR VICTORY

OR ENJOYING FINISHING THEM OFF

OR FINISHING

OR ENJOYING

OR ENJOYING FINISHING

O PARA GOZAR DE TU VICTORIA

OR FACING THE KAITEN KENBU ROKUREN

OR KEETN KIMBULA KUKEN

OR KETTEN KEMBO ROKUGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNN

Now is not the time for either.

ホモレモン

This time I'll be two steps short of the Shukuchi - Soujiro Seta

THIS time I'll be two shoes short of the Shoekuchi. - Shoejiro Seta

Но этот раз, мои ноги будут быстрее скорости света - GOD-BIKE

This time my feet won't move. Again. - GOG-BIKE

OR ENJOYING YOUR SIX FIVE

Just like, load all the bases and deploy home runs all day (secret pro tip I guess)

Bloodseeker is a shoe. No wait Bank Seeker.

Bank Seeker and Spirit Banker and Bank rider. And they're all the masters of Dota 2 funding. They do rent and stuff. Like that onethousandthreehundredandthirtyseven medic.

Retraction, I like Bank Seeker now.

New tf2 class: Caution Master.

The Caution master is designed for players who want to be caution. He tells his team to stop freakin moving and just examine the area for like 5 five phyve minutes.

he needs to be real sure there are no sticky bombs around.in his meet the group video he garrottes Kogasa with a ladder.

Caution rhymes with abortion. Found out why in Caution Master's update. Coming real quick loik.

so i guess i should deploy god damn credentials. it is i the writer dorpholster who is ein sehr gut writer and is like.

age = nineseven/. realp name = roy hazama henrik alice roy2 snowske kisaragi

best flavour of jam = strawberry all day i like it with toastp,., ultimate fipal finasaty caracter = it is the squall leonheart beause he beat up that dweeb seifar and i dont think he really gave 1 about how there was shoez.

Okay so. There's the DOTA 2. But there's a also the juggernaut when he is in the jungle

and i guess is junglenaut.

Two shoes short of the speed of light

Supper Ken-chan, Dine.

You will accent this ton shipment. You will share it!?!!?

STILL Junglenaut.

But also SETH

Seth I guess is Sven when jungling.

In the jungle that's where all the youkais are.

(Camera wipe left to next shot, Seth strangling Mystia Lorelei while Junglenaut says "Gunpowder")

Contados-HHNNNNGGGHHHHH

PO WA RE

NUMERO DOS JUNCTION SQUAD: GOD-BIKE, SATORI KOMEIJI, JUNGLENAUT, SETH, NEC,

En ese caso = N.S.A Cars, oh = NEC CARS SO.

22/10/2013 - Утро, день, vecher, LOIFE CYCLE.


The Reimu Hakurei was one day walking down shrine hunting for trouble to defeat but saw. Quad Bike. Reamau's genes made her hack the quad bike and ride of into the sunset like desperado. reimu was usually the coolest on that specific day. she was the best for 23 hours but not when stopping to steal PETROL

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-DOUBLEWWWRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKK!!!!!

Jeremy Kyle vs Naruto the epic fight TO THE DEATH by John Dawton reviews
Jeremy Kyle goes Into NARUTO WORLD and has EPIC BATTEL
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Touhou gets complications
Reimu realizes that its snowing and that she should probably sorta kinda maybe shoot way higher than anyone else ever would in this one.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Kenshin, Sanosuke, Reimu H., Nue H.
Resident evil touhou ark thompsons revenge reviews
bunch of losers have to do crap because the party went bad and stuff
Crossover - Resident Evil & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Ark T., Marisa K.
Diego and Kiwami overcome the Touhous reviews
The Touhous are pretty good but Kiwami can crack their arm like a walnut and Diego is SHADY.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Kaiketsu Zorro/怪傑ゾロ - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Sanosuke, Zorro/Diego D.
The bad guys go to space reviews
yes its a thing evil is take place in the form of real life actor cowboy type
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Saitou, Shishio, Soujiro, Kogasa T. - Complete
Reimu Hakurei and Ragna the Bloodedge go on the Jeremy Kyle show
They need help to make the world a happier place with friendship and the like.
Crossover - Touhou Project & BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Reimu H., Ragna
Reimu wins at football
Teamwork!
Crossover - Touhou Project & BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Reimu H., Hakumen
Reimu steals all the fluorescent stuff reviews
i not lying she is soulllless s monster.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Reimu H.
Oluapplayer's quest for factual vacation reviews
Him and his dudes go for a car ride
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Medic, Soldier
Cyborneer's quest for australium reviews
Shurmn's 1337 character's shooting as high as possible in this one.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Engineer
BLAZBLUE: KEAGER'S REVENGE
Stuff happens
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bang S., Hakumen
Imperishable night but I changed the plot sorta
Yuyuko and Youmu's adventure needed more backstory so I decided this is canon
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Yuyuko S., Youmu K.
BLAZBLUE: BANG ISN'T IN THIS ONE reviews
Bang was in jail.
Crossover - Touhou Project & BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Alice M., Jin K.
BLAZBLUE: BANG SAVES TOUHOU LAND reviews
Bang saves it because the ever nefarious Jin Kisaragi is up to his usual evil guy stuff y'know?
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Bang S., Jin K. - Complete
Chaos pact 3: THE RETURN OF BICYCLE
Wrote finale to the trilogy thing. get hypedddd/
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Flandre S. - Complete
Chaos pact 2: The return of bicycle but also return of JIN reviews
The infinitely superior sequel to Chaos Pact by shad-o.
Crossover - Touhou Project & BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Byakuren H., Jin K.
BLAZBLUE: BANG WITNESSES THE SUNSET OR SOMETHING reviews
He defeats the library.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Bang S., Ragna
Fallout new vegas: The couriers UNEXPECTED FOE reviews
it is a evil person too!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Courier, C. Boone
Reimu becomes a detective
Teams up with nero because of the badassest badass around come to fight thtem
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Nero, Reimu H.
Edward Cullen saves the Planet reviews
The evil dark overlord threatens some of the things and edward cullen has to act fast.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Edward, Bella
Naruto and the Tension reviews
it's pretty tense
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Liquid S., Naruto U. - Complete
WWE goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Big Show, Shawn Michaels
Final Fantasy 8 goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Seifer A.
Gordon Freeman goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Team Fortress 2 goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Demoman, Sniper - Complete
Sonic the hedgegog goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Mortal Kombat goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Shao Kahn, Scorpion - Complete
Final Fantasy X goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Left 4 dead goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Nick, Coach - Complete
Bill and Ted's Gnarly downfall reviews
They drop to the bottom really slowly.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011
Metal Sonic and Snorlax team up to defeat Scout reviews
Hey look, it's Luzzu and Gayface.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011
Star wars episode 7 the generator goes down reviews
the guys crash land on another planet and han solo joins the evil forces
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Han S., Yoda
Sotf, the graphics novel
Sotf goes about a normal day of a normal day of a normal day and the characters.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Jecht, Exdeath
Strider Hiryu files documents
you thout dead risin dicount revenge was hardcore wait till you see wat strider do after his game
Crossover - Metal Gear & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Liquid S., Raijin
Exdeath Buys Groceries reviews
Exdeath takes a break from combat and gets hungry.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Exdeath
Master Chief's Quest reviews
Master Chief leaps into action once again, this time to anwser the challenge of a mysterious mercenary. Along with a new unknown colleague he braves the desert.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Naruto U. - Complete
Ded risin discounts revege reviews
the farankwest is on a kwest for gud
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Chuck G., Frank W.
The adverterr of chuk beltmont reviews
The schuk beltmon was in the plaec and draclaer was ther and tit esculatded to this.s.
Crossover - Baywatch & American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - St. Jimmy - Complete
Nerutuo 2 the adveter ofnertuo reviews
hte narutou caricters are in a place wer naruotuo neds to destroi the villen.
Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Clanker, Sasuke U.