DorpHolster
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-10-10, id: 2398349, Profile Updated: 02-06-17
Author has written 21 stories for Banjo-Kazooie, Baywatch, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Dead Rising, Halo, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Metal Gear, Star Wars, Pokémon, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Left 4 Dead, Final Fantasy X, Mortal Kombat, Sonic the Hedgehog, Team Fortress 2, Half-Life, Final Fantasy VIII, Wrestling, Twilight, Naruto, and American Idiot.

I give boats a bad name

Jeremy Kyle vs Naruto the epic fight TO THE DEATH by John Dawton reviews
Jeremy Kyle goes Into NARUTO WORLD and has EPIC BATTEL
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Cyborneer's quest for australium reviews
Shurmn's 1337 character's shooting as high as possible in this one.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Engineer
Edward Cullen saves the Planet reviews
The evil dark overlord threatens some of the things and edward cullen has to act fast.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Edward, Bella
Naruto and the Tension reviews
it's pretty tense
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Liquid S., Naruto U. - Complete
WWE goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Big Show, Shawn Michaels
Final Fantasy 8 goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Seifer A.
Gordon Freeman goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Team Fortress 2 goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Demoman, Sniper - Complete
Sonic the hedgegog goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Mortal Kombat goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Shao Kahn, Scorpion/Hanzo H. - Complete
Final Fantasy X goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Left 4 dead goes to the wrong beach reviews
It goes wrong for him.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Nick, Coach - Complete
Bill and Ted's Gnarly downfall reviews
They drop to the bottom really slowly.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011
Metal Sonic and Snorlax team up to defeat Scout reviews
Hey look, it's Luzzu and Gayface.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011
Star wars episode 7 the generator goes down reviews
the guys crash land on another planet and han solo joins the evil forces
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Han S., Yoda
Sotf, the graphics novel
Sotf goes about a normal day of a normal day of a normal day and the characters.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Jecht, Exdeath
Strider Hiryu files documents
you thout dead risin dicount revenge was hardcore wait till you see wat strider do after his game
Crossover - Metal Gear & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Liquid S., Raijin
Exdeath Buys Groceries reviews
Exdeath takes a break from combat and gets hungry.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Exdeath
Master Chief's Quest reviews
Master Chief leaps into action once again, this time to anwser the challenge of a mysterious mercenary. Along with a new unknown colleague he braves the desert.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Naruto U. - Complete
Ded risin discounts revege reviews
the farankwest is on a kwest for gud
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Chuck G., Frank W.
The adverterr of chuk beltmont reviews
The schuk beltmon was in the plaec and draclaer was ther and tit esculatded to this.s.
Crossover - Baywatch & American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - St. Jimmy - Complete
Nerutuo 2 the adveter ofnertuo reviews
hte narutou caricters are in a place wer naruotuo neds to destroi the villen.
Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Clanker, Sasuke U.