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Author has written 1 story for South Park.

Welcome to my profile!

I will try to update... of course I've got to get into the mood to do it first. Haha.

I get so many ideas for stories but never end up writing them.

I would love to hear feedback from people as that's what keeps me going!


Don't You Tread On Me

Playlist:

Don't Tread On Me- by 311

Chapter One: Fuck You Very Much- by Lilly Allen

Chapter Two: Monsoon by Tokio Hotel

Chapter Three: Breathe- by the Prodigy

Chapter Four: Swing On this- by Alice in Chains


Favorite Quotes:

Art is part of the heart.

You must have discipline to have fun.

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Passion is energy. Feel the power that comes from focusing on what excites you.

There is an end in friend, an evil in love, an ever in forever.

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.

Even if you can't sing well, sing. Sing to yourself. Sing in the privacy of your home. But sing.

The real enemy can always be met and conquered, or won over. Real antagonism is based on love, a love which has not recognized itself.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Love is being stupid together.


I Have a Secret

Youv'e known me since forever

it was always obsession

after five and a half years

I have a confession.

Its not ever new to me

these overwhelming feelings

however I can't tell you

for Ive no clue if you are even capable of love

or affection.

With every single passing day

I yearn for your love more and more

please don't hesitate to say

you might feel the same way.

but when I think of rejection

It hurts so bad.

my heart is tearing in two

my head no longer has any say

Whenever you are near

my heart takes over

and you replace my blood

with pure ecstacy

and longing.

I swear its like an internal key,

sealing away my hate for you

with these feelings I dread

and I can't reason with it any more

in my locked up head.


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Olive Branch by Courtanie reviews
What's a king to do when his redheaded prize is stolen from him by a poor prince? Why go back after him, of course. SP/Iliad loose cross. Multiple slash pairings and some Stendy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,710 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Cat and Mouse by xXxShiningDarknessxXx reviews
Kyle thinks he's finally found a way to get rid of Cartman. Cartman proves him wrong with a simple game of cat and mouse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
I'll Try To Fix You by mpkio2 reviews
Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,864 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SLASH! Eric is tired of being the resident fatass. Befriended by the Goths, he soon discovers ways to deal with his weight. But when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Why Should We Suffer In Silence? by Elvis-Stitch reviews
ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes. Will spruce up later on. Read and Review please. No flames.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,240 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Zim, Dib
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,484 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 2/11/2005
Tear You Down by Villain reviews
1918, a year after America joined in the First World War. When one of Colonel Stan Marsh's men - Major Kenneth McCormick - goes down behind enemy lines it's up to fighter pilot Kyle Broflovski to retrieve him. But when he falls into the clutches of the mysterious Bloody General, it's a race against time to stay alive… and out of the General's bed. Kyman, Cartman/Kyle, hints of K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,010 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Steps To Success by llamajo reviews
Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,830 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Cover by animelover554 reviews
Eric Cartman hates everything he sees in the mirror. So does his mother, and almost everyone else. But, will someone look beyond the cover of a Nazi Sympathist? M for adult themes and possible sexual situations. If you don't like boy on boy, dont read.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
In Good Conscience by Lemon Cream reviews
Kyle could not, in good conscience, leave anyone to freeze outside in the cold; not even an ignorant fatass who probably deserved it. (Takes place during "Jewpacabra"; no romance. ConCrit welcome.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Pinocchio Effect by Silent Soul Ken -SSK reviews
Naruto goes to see a Fortune Teller for a view into his luck however after his insult he'll find that he has a big problem and it's just getting bigger and bigger…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
How it Happened by Lemon Cream reviews
Throughout the course of a game of dodgeball, Kyle explains a number of things to Stan, including but not limited to: a contract, a date, a pork sandwich, and a manipulative fatass. Kyman. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Something Else by Rose Laflesh reviews
Years have passed since Dib and Zim had first met, and very little has changed until a car crash leaves Dib without his arms and legs. To make things worse, Membrain has decided to make Dib love Real Science. Through any means necessary.ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,046 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Fun With Droids by JasonMyersX reviews
When Kyle accidentally leaves his droid phone at Stan's house, Kenny and Stan decide to use it to play a prank on Cartman by sending him provacative text messages. Now Cartman has to struggle with his true feelings for Kyle once and for all. T for now, M later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
I Hate Kyle Broflovski by SouthParkaholic reviews
Kyle Broflovski, that fucking Jew rat who the hell does he think he is stealing my red crayon!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Guide to Love by theflawintheplan reviews
The last time Cartman even looked Kyle's way was during a field trip when they were eight years old. So imagine Kyle's surprise when he meets Cartman while on an assignment for work. Full summary inside. KxC, please read and review. FINALLY UPDATED
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Nurse Kyle by Villain reviews
Kyle has to play nurse for Cartman when he gets bitten by a poisonous spider. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Raven Like No Other by Psycho G reviews
New and dormant emotions surfaces from Raven’s being after she read into Beast Boy’s personal journal without his permission. But will these new emotions bring joy to Raven or will they bring about a new era of chaos? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,703 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Kids These Days by Droll Notion reviews
Kyle and Cartman get a little too comfortable around Gerald... One-shot, kinda cracky.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
CUT by gothic goddess 14 reviews
Garfield Logan is only volunteering for community service, he doesn't expect for the four people he's supposed to be helping to become his best friends. nor does he expect to fall in love...BBRae hints of RobStar and maybe CyBee.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,966 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
When I First Fell For You by Strictly Anonymous reviews
An anonymous complement letter must be written by every high schooler at North Park High. Things happen and Kyle is left speechless before he even receives his letter. Cartman, on the other hand, has plenty to of stuff to share with Kyle. 1st KYMAN, R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Finding Us by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
The boys decide to spend their last summer together away from South Park entirely. As they make their way across the states to their final destination, they end up learning more about eachother then they ever thought possible. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Cartman's Passion by Wupperpool reviews
Back to school... the problems start again. This time, however, it's more severe. Kyle's POV, Kyle/Cartman, Character Death. Chapter Nine: That Look
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Craziness That Haunts Me by Inventor of ZADRF reviews
ON HOLD! Zim is walking the block on a human observation until he comes upon a beaten to death Dib. The boy's absence destroys Zim's purpose in his mission and maybe even his life. But weeks later, Zim discovers the dead soul in his own house...ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,702 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Zim, Dib
Respect My Authority by Soul Flash reviews
There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Game Has Changed by XSweetOrchidX reviews
5 Years Have past and this whole Cat and Mouse thing is getting old.Dib's Intentions has changed and Zim wants to know what they are Zim is After Dib for a different reason now.They can feel something else added to the mix but what is it?Zim/DibYAOI!ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib
Windows into the Soul by theflawintheplan reviews
During the summer before junior year, Kyle loses his innocence. When even Stan can't lift his spirits, can Cartman, the boy Kyle hates, be his only chance at salvation? Warnings: Slash, implied rape, self-mutilation, and substance abuse, and some OOCness.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Infidelity by Metamotivation reviews
"Every act of infidelity starts with doubt. Then comes temptation." Kyle's faith is put to the test when he starts to waver from the promises he's made. He soon finds himself on a dark path that may lead to the very seat of damnation.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail by xTroubleisaFriend reviews
Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,266 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Living a Lie by half-breedMiralian reviews
He hadn't had to deal with a suicidal alien before. Then again, he hadn't expected himself to be craving the presence of the alien either.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Facts by Cliscia reviews
The human body's responses to love are pupil dilation, sweaty palms, and an increased heart rate. These are the same responses the body gives off when experiencing great fear. ZADR. 3shot. Graphic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Zim, Dib
Love Hate Sex Pain by cake or justice reviews
Love, hate, sex, pain... it's complicating me sometimes. sadistic ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by superherolover reviews
The two persons, who hate each other the most are now forced to live under the same roof and become family - What will come out of that? KylexCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Hunger by Invader Nav reviews
Something terrifying has happened to Zim. And now he has cravings- powerful cravings. Cravings to drink blood. He's been turned into a neophyte and he and Dib have until next full moon to find a cure. They're being watched. And the Hunger is hard to fight
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Zim, Dib
Violence Fetish by Emo Fox reviews
Dib doesn't like how their relationship has evolved. Zim on the other hand, enjoys it enough for the both of them. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dib, Zim
My Umbrella by AshxBlackxWolf reviews
On one rainy day, Zim is trying to get home from school. Thankfully Dib comes along and offers some help. ZADR cuteness and song fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Valentine by Moyashi.beansprout reviews
Happy Valentine's! Zim/Dib ZADR. My first IZ fic, please review! WARNING- CONTAINS SLASH.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Zim, Dib
Mating season' by smokescreens reviews
Six years on, Zim has grown considerably taller. Irkan mating season every 30 Earth years rolls around and the all-mighty Tallest are impressed enough to send Zim a mate. And one particular human isn't too happy about it....
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,883 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Zim, Dib
Fade by morgana starfire reviews
ZaDf/ZaDr Warning character death. Dib is too sick to fight, and Zim is unable to help.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Twilight Zim by morgana starfire reviews
ZaDr - There were three things I knew for sure. 1. Zim was an alien. 2. Some part of him wanted me. 3. I was in love with him. Rated T for now, could change later. EPIC CHEESINESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,126 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Bad Romance by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,334 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Bowling Balls by ICameISawIFailed reviews
After losing in a bowling match, Kyle must finally face his biggest fear; sucking Cartman's balls. Little does the Jew know that Cartman has much, much more in store for him than just a little sucking. -KYMAN- Warning: This has explict sexual content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Creative Catalysts by Lost Shining Ghosts reviews
SEQUEL TIEM! Zim and Dib have been 'mates' for a few months now but, the return of a certain red head has caused a disturbance in the spooch.. YAOI ZaDr and long awaited sequel to DECEPTIVE DESIRES! Love alliterative titles XD Don't like yaoi, don't read
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Dib, Zim
Deceptive Desires by Lost Shining Ghosts reviews
Zim controls all of your movements. Zim is all you should think about. Zim owns you, Dib, he thought with possession. And you should know this by now. Rated M, Yaoi, Explicit content in further chapters. :P Don't like, then don't effing read! - -
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Miguided Information by Rare Reads reviews
Zim, on account of misleading erotic stories, thinks he's able to impregnate Dib with Irken children, whom will help Zim in his take over of the Earth. Anal, BDSM, Bond, M/M, Oneshot, Xeno not mine's but Shenanigans on
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Two Breaths Walking by Druella.Alicexx reviews
"SO, this word LOVE, causes you great discomfort and stomach pains? Is it that offensive to the human race?" Zim inquired. "I must remember to tell you how much I love you more often." ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Dib, Zim
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Märchen: Midwest Arc by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dangerous Games by morgana starfire reviews
ZADR, PWP! Things get out of control when Zim finds Dib hiding in his lab. Very mature content and language.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dib, Zim
Season Of Love by jewishGAGA reviews
Kyle's in love with a killer, Cartman's in love with a monster. The feelings strong, but then it fades. So how do they know it's real when they both fell for the enemy? Each chapter is based on a different song. Both Kyle/Cartman povs
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Greatest Flawed Plan Ever by writing.with.a.flourish reviews
Cartman hacks onto Kyle's computer and facebook page in an attempt to humiliate the Kahl, who catches him and wants revenge. KYMAN. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crackerjack by let's point out the obvious reviews
"Years of obsessive study have taught him well." A one-shot Kyman piece with the same amount of musing and intimate nonsense that the fandom ought to expect from me.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cold by Sin Suerte reviews
When everything started to go so wrong? In this 15 years, things changed too much, Dib is in a mental hospital, but where is Zim?. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Dib, Zim
New feelings: A ZADRness by MotokoIsMe112 reviews
Zim and Dib figure out they are more than just enemies after a little incident...but now they have to keep their secret. What will happen when Gaz finds out? Let alone their dad!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dib, Zim
Birthday Surprises by mpkio2 reviews
It's Eric Cartman's birthday, but no-one is there to celebrate his "special" day. Along comes one Kyle Broflovski and gives Cartman a gift. It's up to Cartman to face his past and the gift Kyle has given him. Implied Kyle/Cartman - FRIENDSHIP OR SLASH?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
So I Choke On Sun by wormbuffet reviews
Dib finally gets what he wants. Zim's POV, suggested slash.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I Say Nothing A Lot by unicorn guts reviews
In which Dib is loud, and everything gets awkward. ZimxDib; ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Last kiss by morgana starfire reviews
When you feel like your alone in the world and no one cares, what would you do? What if it was the worst mistake of your life? Warning: suicide, disturbing images with blood and gore content. Not for the squeamish. ZaDr..?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Dib, Zim
Zim noir by morgana starfire reviews
ZaDr/yaoi Dib finally gave up on everything. The only one he can believe in is himself, the whole human race can just go to the Irken Empire for all he cares, hell he would even sell it to them if the price was right.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Dib, Zim
Changes by Bramblestarofsunclan reviews
Kyle's family dies and Cartman takes Kyle under his wing. Not sure if this is going to be a Kyman fanfic yet.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Scream for me Jew by krizz666 reviews
The insults are still thrown, The glares could kill and two enemies are slipping up and getting messy. Kyman: don't like? dont read
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Different Perspectives by newcomer77 reviews
When Dib's world and body shatters, Zim is there to take advantage of it, and imprisons the boy. But when Zim looks closer, he realizes the two aren't that much different. Hate turns to friendship, and friendship grows into something that everyone wants.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,769 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Dib, Zim
Metamorphose by Courtanie reviews
Kenny's death leaves Kyle unprepared and penniless. He struggles to make money however he can, getting help from the most unexpected of people along the way in more ways than monetary gain. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Inevitable by Emo Fox reviews
It was only a matter of time before Dib reached the end of his life cycle. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Memoirs of a NeoNazi by theflawintheplan reviews
The South kids are on a two-month long field trip and Kyle is paired with...Cartman! Cartman isn't thrilled either, but can love spark between the two, or will hate cloud their mind, tearing them even further apart? Prequel to a Guide to Love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Bet by quittakingmyname reviews
Kyle Broflovski will do what it takes to win a bet against Cartman, but what happens when he discovers he lost? I suck at summaries, what else is new?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
It Was Him by mpkio2 reviews
It was at Bebe's slut party when I first saw him. He had brown hair, dressed in a grey shirt and had a jacket over his shoulder...I fell in love with him, instantly. Silly Kyle/Lonely Cartman. Kyman - Excpect OOCness Rated T for implied themes. Please R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Paradise by taintedtruffle reviews
Cartman loves kyle but Ky's going out with Stan. Two years later he discovers Stan's abusive and just about the worst type of human. Can Cartman save his ginger or will his own prejudice and the changes in Kyle's personality be to much for him to handle?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Xenophilia? by XAlieNationX reviews
Finally, a ZADR fan fic where Dib isn't emo and Zim isn't flamboyant! Read on folks, tell me what ya think ; My first fanfic of anything ever, so if there's good reviews I'll finish it.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Dib, Zim
Complete Combustion by PurePinkEtiquette reviews
Takes place during World War II. Kyle is brought to Auschwitz, where he meets the sadistic and spiteful SS-soldier Cartman, who makes his life a hell but also provokes feelings he never had before. Cartman x Kyle, VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT - S/M, torture, sex
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Logic of the Lesbian Jew by mattmetzger reviews
Oneshot. Kyle is a lesbian. Cartman says that's fine, because everybody loves lesbians. Ike thinks Kyle can make up his own damn excuses for detention. Warning: contains no real lesbians.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Let The Record Show: TEASER by X-EmoXSiblings-X reviews
Okay, so this is just a teaser and all so depending on the views and reviews I get I'll continue this...thing. I'm not sure if I should make this a few chapters longer or turn to one-shots. Multi chapters WILL take much longer to update.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Kyle B.
Pinky Promise? by dreamlesswinter reviews
kyle misses eric at the mall. what ever will he do without him?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
I Love You When You're Wet by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle is a Slut by dreamlesswinter reviews
a funny poem about kyle and everyone else.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Watercolor by i n s o m n i a t i c- x reviews
Kyle Broflovski's life just wont get any better. He finds himself questioning who he really is, not to mention everything around him is crumbling down and he's addicted to drugs. Only one person has the ability to save him, but can he do it? CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Father's Day by xEmerald Isle reviews
It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Ritual by Emo Fox reviews
Zim is determined to impress Dib with his knowledge of human mating rituals. Ficlet/Drabble ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Smile by Mootycakes reviews
T for some language and dark scenes. Just another short drabble staring my favorite two characters. Not much to say except it's very dark. Revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Don't Even Know by strychix reviews
Everyone knows Kyle and Eric aren't only gay but gay for one another. Except maybe them. A not so happy winter break.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Arousing Kidnapping by JasonMyersX reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, so he kidnaps him and brings him back to his house so he can seduce him. And soon, Kyle realizes he likes it! Explicit Kyman. Rated M for Lemon, Yaoi, M/M whatever you want to call it. My very first Kyman fic. This fic is NOT rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crazier by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman hates his life. He hates the constant name-calling and being laughed at for hurtful reasons. But he found one reason to not kill himself and end his life for good. The reason is love. Kyman. Oneshot. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Anyone But Him by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle finds something attractive about the last person he'd ever want to be attracted to. One-shot, but with the possibility of a sequel. Rated T because T is delicious.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
What I feel when you call me that by Mrs. Kyle Broflovski reviews
Okee. no good at summaries XP. Cartman pushes Kyle to the limit. Kyle is fed up with him, school and family. So kyle just might do something he wont be able to live to regret. Plz review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
It's Always the Last Place You Look by StupidityIsStupid reviews
Poor poor Kyle. It just hasn't been his lucky day. Or month, for that matter. And poor Stan with Wendy practically clinging to him everywhere he goes. And Cartman. Poor confused fatass. Why can't he understand his emotions? And Kenny...uh...IS poor. Yeah.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Doesn't Even Notice You're There by cell12 reviews
A short story I had sitting in a drawer for a while. One-sided Style, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Mean Too Much by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman isn't so great at hiding his feelings from Kyle. One-shot. Cartman POV. Companion fic to OSN's I Can't Lose You. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Noises by Emo Fox reviews
Gaz will never go into Dib's room again. Drabble/Ficlet ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
I Can't Lose You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle realizes that Cartman doesn't hate him as much as he thought when the other boy saves him from harm. But is there more to it that just friendship? Psh, of COURSE there is! Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Captive by Emo Fox reviews
Dib captures Zim. The autopsy doesn't entirely go as planned. ZADR/PWP
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Fever by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Knife to the Back by Rigato Caravel reviews
Cartman's mother has left him alone, and her son has turned to her old profession. Will Kyle save Cartman, or will he save himself? KyCart
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,727 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Broken Image of Me by DarkTragicAngel reviews
After a search of several years, Cartman finnaly finds Kyle. Kyle's new lifestyle and profession shock him, but it's also that exactly that brings the two enemies/friends closer. Pairing Cartman/Kyle. Very explicit
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
One point Five Miles per Hour by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle and Stan have been best friends since they first met, Cartman and Kyle can't stand the sight of each other. But, it feels like something is about to happen that makes Kyle question all the friendships he once thought he understood. Style and KyCart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,889 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
I Hate Everything About You by xEmerald Isle reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Aliens Don't Exist by Emo Fox reviews
Slight AU - Dib is crazy. Totally off his rocker. Zim was never real and Dib is trying to come to terms with it. Too bad Zim doesn't believe him when he says he isn't real. ZADR DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Dib, Zim
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Frozen by googleurname reviews
Eric Cartman will stop at nothing to tell Kyle how he truly feels. "It made me tear up. Wonderful job." -Worms Don't Belong in Cans. "So incredibly sad. Wow...BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN." -Angelic Guardian. CartmanKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hentai by Emo Fox reviews
Dib and Zim end up watching a suggestive cartoon. Zim gets ideas. ZADR/PWP
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
In Reference To Pee by JoyHeart reviews
Set in the evening after the episode 'Pee', this explores what Cartman would do with all the knowledge he had gleaned that day. It also explores what Kyle would do with all the pee gleaned that day. Icky. Disgression advised.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Moonshine by Villain reviews
Kyle gets completely drunk at Cartman's house, so Cartman takes full advantage. Cartman/Kyle, noncon, Lemon, M/M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Cartman's Silly Sex Crime by Leona Rose reviews
One day in P.E. class leads to a broken nose, disturbing fantasies, and eventual gratification for our favourite Jew. And who's to blame? Cartman, of course.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Blood Type by Just Stay HIV Positive reviews
He clenched his fist, anger building. No. There was too much he wanted to say. His hand absently moved to the still raw scar near the bottom of his back. **reposted, sorry it didn't work the first time**
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Wanting Out by Courtanie reviews
Cartman hurts Kyle, but for what cause? Rated M for rape, language, and implied character death.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
For the Benefit by GalleyTrot reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - The tension between Kyle and Cartman has always irritated Kyle, to the point where being left alone with him causes the Jew some major discomfort. Kyric two-shot, sexual content, mostly-PWP smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Savior by CrystalSlashlover reviews
We all saw that Cartman braved into the depths of San Fransico to get Kyle, but none of us saw exactly what happened in the period between the storm and the Broflowski's getting back home. Foreplay! Yaoi! Slightly non-con! Shouta! Duh! They're 8!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
If I Had Only Known by theflawintheplan reviews
He was gone. Eric couldn't believe the sight before him. He could practically see Kyle's last moments as he tried to forget ever knowing an Eric Cartman. All because Eric was an idiot who couldn't show his true feelings to someone. Kyman. R/R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Respect My Authority by Miss M Cricket reviews
The only explanation Kyle could give for the events that occurred on Friday night was that they had all been drunk. Very, very stupidly drunk.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
A Thousand Times Zero Still Equals Zero by Butters-St0tch reviews
Kyle didn't want to look at Cartman. "To me, you’re a zero. 1000x0 still equals zero. You may do whatever you want, a thousand times, and whatever you do to me, or say to me, I’ll still feel nothing for you. A zero.” Cartman said coldly. CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Cause and Effect by MegaAwesomeWonderFantastical reviews
Kyle's life is already bad enough-- He's a 16-year-old gay jew, and the person that he wants acts like a Super-Nazi. Then he is invited to Wendy's party, which will have drugs and alcohol, and most importantly...... Cartman. CartmanKyle, yaoi
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
He Noticed by PrincessDesire reviews
First in the Brother's Keeper arc. This is a KylexCartman pairing, my favorite. In this installment, Kyle has been cutting himself and Cartman notices.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Your Voice Through the Darkness by Sulphuricblue reviews
Cartman realizes that a life without his counter opposite is in the end no life at all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Connected by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto hardly see's life outside the four walls of his room, because of his illness. Yet, he meets someone on the internet... Maybe this chance meeting could change his life. Sasuke and Naruto. Sasunaru... beautiful.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Detention by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Kyle x Cartman slash. After his detention, Cartman finds Kyle crying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Aids by The Spiffmyster reviews
MY version of episode 1201. M for the CartmanXKyle. ;
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Arousing Autopsy by Dark Grey Lord reviews
When Dib succeeds in finally catching Zim, not everything goes to plan. Infac, things get worse...Or 'Better? One-Shot. Shameless ZADR. Contains Explicit Male on Male action. Zim/Dib
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Spider Man by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
The one paranormal creature that he didn’t believe in is coming to get him...Note: Has nothing to do with the comic book character.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
How Cartman Stole Christmas by Cszemis reviews
It sucks being on Santa’s naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for. CHAPTER 3 UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Ah Zim and Dib Romance by ShamenKing reviews
Rated M, for hot alien sex
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,770 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Zim, Dib
If you want to, I can save you by Taxene reviews
One day Zim discovers a bloody beaten up Dib. He is unable to belive how horrible humans are to one another. He vows that when he brings the invasion only Dib shall be spared. .... ZADR based on a picture by Wicabeth
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,136 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Certain Redhead by JumpinPopTarts reviews
The most famous South Park Redhead attracts yet another admirer...and definitely doesn't feel the same way! CxK FINAL CHAPTER UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,574 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Futureshock by LuffyKun3695 reviews
IMPLIED SLASH! Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Cartman/Kyle Implications.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Love Does Not Cause Pain by ArmAndLeg reviews
[AU] Earth is already taken over, and Tallests Red and Purple arrange marriages for kicks. In fact, Zim and Dib are their next victims. However, Dib has been going through tough times. Is this going to make his situation better, or worse?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,967 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/1/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Shadow Exploded by Vegetes reviews
Wow, Veggieness is writing again...uh...Dib gets back at his foes. WARNING: Blood and Gore, Some Dib/Zim stuff. R&R...--Vegetes
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2001 - Published: 10/6/2001
A Different Kind of Education by katie3 reviews
Zim takes. . . *dramatic music plays* SEX ED! You know that you remember it and hated it. Zim has a different take on it. Please r/r, if you'd be so kind.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2001
Goodbye Zim by Vegetes reviews
Zim's planet explodes, and he's left with nothing. Dib tried to comfort him but falls in love, will things turn out happy in the end? **YAOI** Please R&R --- Vegetes
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2001
Don't You Tread on Me reviews
Kyle is forced into summer camp, and bunked with the person he least wanted to see. The tension rises to breaking point, while rumours spread like wildfire. Kyle has to wonder, is Cartman hiding something? Slash, kyman. Please R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
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