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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

I review mostly on request. If you want my advice, please send me a private message telling me you'd like me to review -story's name-.

Currently most of my time is spent writing and developing a new story. May work on others every once in a while, and update once I reach a satisfactory point.

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Goals: To work on my writing abilities, my typing speed and to one day see one, or more, of my stories in: 1,000 PLUS: Extraordinary Fics with Extraordinary Reviews.

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Random quotes that I Happen to like:

"Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me." Unknown.

"If I had no sense of humor, then I would have commited suicide long ago." - Mahatm Ghandi

"Let the anger of the righteous flow and become the hammer against the wicked. Let the sword of justice run cold with the tears of the faithful." - Unknown

"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist." - Indira Gandhi

"Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before, it takes something from him." - Louis L'Amour

"It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death." - Mark Twain

"But I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, his greatest fulfillment of all he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle, victorious."-Vince Lombardi

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."-Plato

"It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Sun Tzu quote section:

"Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory." (Or the paraphrased version)

"Victorious warriors win first, then go to war. While defeated warriors go to war first, and then seek to win."

"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill."

"All war is deception."

"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate."

"All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved."

"Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory."

"For them to perceive the advantage of defeating the enemy, they must also have their rewards."

"He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious."

"Hence that general is skillful in attack whose opponent does not know what to defend; and he is skillful in defense whose opponent does not know what to attack."

"If ignorant both of your enemy and yourself, you are certain to be in peril."

"If our soldiers are not overburdened with money, it is not because they have a distaste for riches; if their lives are not unduly long, it is not because they are disinclined to longevity."

"If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near."

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the results of a hundred battles."

"In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good."

"Invincibility lies in the defense; the possibility of victory in the attack."

"It is essential to seek out enemy agents who have come to conduct espionage against you and to bribe them to serve you. Give them instructions and care for them. Thus doubled agents are recruited and used."

"It is only the enlightened ruler and the wise general who will use the highest intelligence of the army for the purposes of spying, and thereby they achieve great results."

"Now the reason the enlightened prince and the wise general conquer the enemy whenever they move and their achievements surpass those of ordinary men is foreknowledge."

"Of all those in the army close to the commander none is more intimate than the secret agent; of all rewards none more liberal than those given to secret agents; of all matters none is more confidential than those relating to secret operations."

"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."

"Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance."

"Prohibit the taking of omens, and do away with superstitious doubts. Then, until death itself comes, no calamity need be feared."

"Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death."

"Secret operations are essential in war; upon them the army relies to make its every move."

"Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat."

"Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."

"The enlightened ruler is heedful, and the good general full of caution."

"The general who advances without coveting fame and retreats without fearing disgrace, whose only thought is to protect his country and do good service for his sovereign, is the jewel of the kingdom."

"The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand."

"The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy."

"The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself."

"The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim."

"The skillful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man."

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."

"There has never been a protracted war from which a country has benefited."

"There is no instance of a nation benefiting from prolonged warfare."

"Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy."

"To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."

"To see victory only when it is within the ken of the common herd is not the acme of excellence."

"When envoys are sent with compliments in their mouths, it is a sign that the enemy wishes for a truce."

"You have to believe in yourself."


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The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,048 - Reviews: 4375 - Favs: 8,936 - Follows: 10,362 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3386 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,359 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/23/2015
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 5,190 - Follows: 5,403 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6807 - Favs: 11,927 - Follows: 13,708 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 4,086 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Concordia/Helena
Happy Families Are All Alike by Dragonjek reviews
A dying Sarutobi sends a young Naruto away for the boy's safety; after a hard life alone, he eventually finds his way into Mahora. Negi takes his first steps towards finding his father, even as Naruto discovers that light called 'friendship' for the first time. In the calm before the storm they find happiness, unaware of the true nature of the paths they have chosen.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 204,020 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Negi S.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4151 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 3,781 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
Like No One Ever Was by FinalArc reviews
Nature brought the tornado, Team Rocket got them stuck in it, Age caused the building's collapse, and Bad Luck did the rest. But none of them are to blame for electrocuting Ash to the point of brain damage. That's all on Pikachu.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,945 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Gamagoori is a lot of things. "Good at asking people out on dates without screaming at the top of his lungs" isn't one of them. A Valentine's Special Collaboration with Angel0Wonder
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Mako M., I. Gamagoori - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 162,029 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,192 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 5,360 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 5,589 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6132 - Favs: 10,462 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11130 - Favs: 15,036 - Follows: 6,074 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 6,229 - Follows: 1,316 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 296 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5671 - Favs: 11,895 - Follows: 3,754 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 582 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Voiceless reviews
In life you lose a lot of things: toys, beliefs, thoughts, friends, family... Before I turned eight I lost everything. It taught me a lesson I never forgot, only the strong survive. What makes the perfect ninja? Is it undying loyalty, or the sheer will to abandon all that you know and never look back? I wasn't born mute; he just didn't want me to speak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,500 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Naruto U.
The Sasukemobile reviews
Everyone wants to ride it, even though the conductor just wants to be left alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Anko's Apprentice reviews
The Chunin Exams would have ended a lot differently if Anko had been Naruto's teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Idle Doodles reviews
People always wonder, its in our nature. We wonder why some people get away with certain things, we wonder why they act the way they do, and we wonder just what secrets they keep from us. A collection of oneshots, most will be humorous, though there will be the odd serious addition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Crystal Mask reviews
Kidnapped days after the Kyuubi's attack by a greedy, heart-stealing bounty hunter, Naruto grows up on the move; but something happens during a small skirmish, something that will turn him into something... more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kakuzu
An Accidental Event reviews
Minato made a small mistake with the seal, nothing major; except that small mistake gave Naruto a bloodline so devastating, it will rock the Elemental Countries for centuries... let's not forget all the little surprises on the way, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,985 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Naruto U.
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