Joseph the Weasel
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Joined 06-10-10, id: 2398816, Profile Updated: 04-06-12
Author has written 7 stories for Redwall, SWAT Kats, Banjo-Kazooie, Ultima, and Misc. Games.

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Cold and Dark by Kelaiah reviews
A frail pine marten, a sinister wildcat, a haunted otter, a conniving fox... This is their story.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,334 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Redwall Alphabet by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
From Alder to Ziral, Asmodeus to Zwilt, poems about the characters of Mossflower Woods and beyond.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
SWAT Kats: Armageddon by trigger12 reviews
If your not reading this your missing out! Now I have one word, and one word only: Reapers! They are swarming the whole planet, and soon everyone could be dead.
SWAT Kats - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,932 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008
Redwall & the Haunted Mansion by Kelaiah reviews
Veil & Klitch wrestle in a mud puddle! Slagar is voiced by Tim Curry! Triss & Kurda are friends! Sunflash has long blonde hair! Gelltor gets on a sugar high and goes Indiana Jones style! Badrang's hotter than Martin! AND NOW SONG HAS A MARYSUE TWINSISTER!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Ashleg Chronicles by Clouded Horizon reviews
The ongoing tale of Ashleg, the pine marten. Of his fight for acceptance in Noonvale, the war with the terrifying horde of the Owlrider, and most of all Ashleg's journey to accepting himself. COMPLETE!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Eight Words: The Story of Veil by TaheenKiller19 reviews
What if Veil had survived? This tale of a ferret's redemption takes place about 6 seasons after The Outcast of Redwall. Please R&R.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2004
Vermin Redwaller by Kelaiah reviews
A unique reason as to WHY a vermin would be living at Redwall. Please Read & Review, people!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
Ultima: Legend of the Avatar Book One by Scorp Stanton reviews
A novelization of the events that took place in Ultima IV, with artistic liberties taken by me. *Not sure if I'll get back to this for quite some time*
Ultima - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
A Searat's Redemption by derangedvampiress reviews
Blaggut saves an amnesia-suffering searat from the sea and takes her to Redwall in hope to restore her memory and help her reform. But her past catches up with her and is planning to take over the Abbey! Chapter 11 up! R&R PLZ!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003
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My visit, to Banjo Kazooie reviews
A humorous fanfic, when I Joseph the weasel visit, Banjo's world.
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Banjo, Kazooie
The Lurking Horror
A novelization of the 80s Infocom game. Things have began to take their turn on the GUE Tech college, one unwary student is caught in the middle of the creeping insanity, that may soon grip him too.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010
The Return of the CiKatA reviews
The return of the ci-kat-a beware, graphic voilence ahead! Thank you Uyferal for helping me.
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Commander U. Feral
Redwall's new war reviews
A mongoose warlord declares war against Redwall, and his brother Suricatta, opposes this strongly. What shall happen to Redwall?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
The Tale of Joseph the Weasel reviews
Joseph the Weasel, feels that The Redwallers must pay, for what happened at Sampetra, but later, when innocent blood is shed, he begins to change his ways, into a chivalrous beast, to protect the innocent from the oppressive.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010
The return of Lord British
A tale of a knight, whose family has been murdered by the false ruler of Britain.
Ultima - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Published: 6/27/2010
Life in the Horde reviews
An alternate viewpoint of Outcast of Redwall
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Swartt Sixclaw