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Joined 06-10-10, id: 2398826, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 11 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Hunger Games.

Hello people of fanfic!!! I have changed my profile from my papaw to a sad girl crying. D': I will tell you now though; I do not have depression. LOL the picture is because that is because that is the cover of my novel I am working on. I left a small preview at the bottom, I hope you look at it!!! (I would take out the thing about my Papaw below, but I just can't make myself delete it. Sorry.)

If you are looking at my account right now, you are probably confused. My profile picture is not of a strange man I do not know. This is of my Papaw, who died 2 years ago, on April 2nd, 2009. We love and miss him dearly, and my Mom made this picture for him. His nickname at the place he worked was "Tack" as you see on the picture. He is a great man, a loving father, and a wonderful husband, though a bit of a hillbilly. :) But that was just his nature. You couldn't get him to wear a suit if you paid him cash. His hair and beard were almost always long as it was in this photo, but it's been that way most the time I've known him, and I like it. When we went to his funeral, my mom and her sister refused to have him put in a suit. They were afraid if they did, he might come back and haunt them! :) I miss him often as well as think of him, and even if he hasn't come to haunt us, I know he watches over us and keeps us safe. Who else could hide things as well as Papaw? (Inside joke, sorry dudes! If you wanna know, message me!)

R.I.P. Papaw!!! We love and miss you. 12/30/48--4/2/09

Your Granddaughter, Destinee

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If you love CUTE BOYS check this guy outt.(: Why, Sexy, yes you can. ;) (Okay. So that was a terrible joke, but I'm listening to Sexy Can I, and I couldn't help it. xD)

You can also find him on youtube, he has an amazing voice! Just type in Austin Mahone!!! (: He has crazy talent!

https://twitter.com/#!/ My Twitter(: Find mee(:

I'm Blonde to the brain! Former Tazzy, but it wouldn't accept that username. TAAA--DAAAA!!!!!

To start my name is: Destinee.

Birthday: March 5th, 1995

My age: Like I would tell you! Okay, i'm 13.

Hair: Did anyone else guess that I'm blonde?

Personality: I am told that I am funny, strange, wierd, random ect. but am also told that kind, lovable, and apperantley popular, even though I feel like I am the biggest book nerd on the planet. :(? Would someone care to explain how that happened? I love my friends, family, am shy, but would knock somebody's lights out if they ever layed a hand on one of my friends. But then I'd probably end up hitting myself in the face on accident afterwards, knowing what a big klutz I am.

My favorite animal: The Rhino.

Favorite Color: Puuurrrple!!

Favorite Video Game: Ulala, Spyro, (DRAGONS!)

Favorite card games: Uno, Go fish,

Favorite Music/Artists: Avril Lavigne, Gretchen Wilson (Big country fan, known all the lyrics to redneck woman since I was six) Beyonce, (eh) Tanya Tucker, (I only know one of her songs, but if you have no clue who she is, go on youtube and type in Tanya tucker, San Antonio Stroll. I like it, anyway.) Allstar (something like that), eminem, (mockingbird!), Carolyn down jhonson, black eyed peas, Many, MANY more that I can't remember.

Favorite book: Way to many to pick one!

Favorite series: Sisters Grimm, PJO, Wings, The Hunger Games, Among the Hidden, Septimus Heap, The 13 Clues, Tunnels, Stoneheart, The Missing, ect. ect. ect

Single favorite books: The Seer of the Shadows, Every Soul a Star, Heartbeat ( a wonderful and poetic book, you should try it.) The Leanin' Dog, ect, ect, ect.

Favorite Couples: Puck/Sabrina, Granny Relda/Basil(R.I.P.), Briar Rose (R.I.P.)/ Uncle Jake, Snow White/ Mayor Charming, Mayor Heart/ Sheriff Nottingham (LOL), Mr. Hamstead/Bess, Titiana/Oberon(Not my fav. But still a couple, right?) Henry/Veronica, Percy/Annabeth, Chris/Clarrise, Grover/Juniper, Nico/Thalia, Nicko/Snorri,Jenna/Beetle, Katniss/Peeta, Katniss/Gale, Laurel/David, Laurel/Tamaini, Sofia/Tick, Sofia/Paul, (Sofia is working with two dudes. She is bound to start liking one of them sooner or later. Does no-one else see it?)

Favorite Plausible couples (Yes, even ones that make me want to shudder): Daphne/Wendell, Granny Relda/Mr. Canis, Moth/Puck (I TOLD you! THE HORROR!) Mustardseed/Daphne, Mustardseed/Moth, Spongebob/Sandy (perhaps..) Mr. Krabs/MONEY!, Squidward/clarinet (I guess) Patrick/...Never mind... (Dude, he doesn't even have an inanimate object like squidward! Get a LIFE people!) Plankton/Karen.

This FINALLY wraps up all the couples I can think of.

I L.O.V.E. chocolate, hate peanuts, watermelon, most fruit and vegtebles, (but I still like apples, pears, bananas, ect.) I am very picky with my food.

Music Questions:

What will be my wedding song?

Lost in the moment-Big and Rich Awe, I love this song!!!!!!!(:

What will be my funeral song?

Follow me-Uncle Kracker Dude, my mom thinks he looks hot with his braces...O.O

What does my BFFs think of me?

Hollaback Girl-Gwen Stefani

What is my personality?

Hot N' Cold-Katy Perry

Does someone like me?

Some beach-Blake Shelton

What do the popular people think of me?

Hillbilly Bone-Blake Shelton

What do the boys think of me?

Rock my World (Little Country Girl)-Brooks and Dunn

What is my soul song?

Daddy's money-

What describes my parents?

When the sun goes down-Kenny Chesney ft. Uncle Kracker Oh my lord...O.O AGH!!!!

Copy and posts:

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, EclipseTheVampire, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug...

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(in the paper the next day)

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of
brake failure.

Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! If you agree copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: pucky-ucky-wucky-bucky, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain

If you love ice cream,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall on "accident" copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you are doing nothing right now, just starting at the computer or phone screen.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy this into your profile and ADD YOUR NAME to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolft, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful, blossomheartxoxo, CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS, fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sisters to the Dark Lord, Julz and Kate,Lara D, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy:No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: What would you choose, your life or me?
Boy: My life

The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her hand and tells her:

"The reason why you're not pretty, is because you're beautiful.
The reason why you never cross my mind, is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you, is because i love you.
The reason why I don't want you, is because i need you.
The reason why I won't cry if you left, is because I would die.
The reason why I won't do anything for you, is because I'd do everything for you.
The reason why I chose my life, is because you are my life."

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile!! (I literally do. Most people will take that as 'daydreaming', Which is often a major problem for me, but I have epilepsy/absence seizures. So I literally DO have my own little world. This is

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your a* off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done something stupid forgot about it and then tried to be serious without susses copy and post this into your profile. (Make a Wish

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If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever (For all my BFF's out there, you know who you are!)

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (Yay for stupid stuff that has no point!)

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total so far= 5

(x) You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (The WHAT?!)

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(XXXXX) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/ has blonde in it. (I am blonder than you will ever know!) P.s. The x's count as one!

(x) People have called you slow.

total so far= 11

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

total so far= 16

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 20

(x) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 24

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you (Most I can get, but my friend used this HUGE word. I think it was like, pathrentologis? Or something like that.

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Okay, so I got 30. Apperantley, I am stupid. Or crazy. Do I need to be sent to an insane asylum? Eh, oh well. More fun for me! ;D

Copy and Paste Stuff I Stole Off a Profile.

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like wearing black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.

You don't listen to others. (I have my opinion, and am proud of who I am!)

You have bad eyesight.

You start throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your

You wear your hair in a ponytail.

(Sometimes but not that often. Which is why half of it is black and the other is plain.)
Total: 3 1/2

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.

You're the only female in your group. (Well, depends on where I am. at school, no. Outside school, sometimes.)

You like storms.
You're pretty agile.

You like to mock others.

You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 4

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.

You are the youngest of your group.

You think people are hiding something from you. (often the way people act around me, I have actually thought to myself,'I wonder if they are an entire world of robots trying to overthrow me' or something like that. I know, strange huh?)
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg!

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

poem...

the life you've lived, the life you've known, has done everything it can to for your care to have shown.

then you should be proud,happy, blissful to know... that it has shown your true colors too,

because at your last breath, on your dieing bed, it would rather you stayed the same, without regret.

so i leave to whom ever reads this... keep your friends and family near, because needless to say... they're needed.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turnPURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I would tell you but I don't own one.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? Forward. The Missing: Book One, Found.

3. What can you hear right now? All I can hear is my air-conditioner. It makes this really loud buzzing noise.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. My cat wouldn't hear me even if I could talk to him. He's 20 and gone deaf.

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? Spongebob. Don't judge me.

6. Type your name with your elbow. blondie. That was hard.

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? A picture of me when I was in pre-school.

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What kind of word is that?! orlcooi, Jeez, strange isn't it?

Boy-or-Girl ... Survey thing (Bold is yes, normal is no.)

Boy Part:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (LOL, two brothers, what can you do?)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Girl Part:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (sometimes)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (occasionally)
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (Not really. It's what I think, and i'm proud of it!)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Special occaisions, or when I remember.)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joke of it. (LOL, one time I turned my friend into a barbie, and another time into a clown. :D)
Like being the star of everything

First, I have something to say. IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS FUNNY,STRANGE,AND RANDOM, YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO THE INSANE ASYLUM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. My friend And I (Her name is Amber, Check out bookworm BFF's) wre having a sleep-over. she was pretending to fall asleep, as I continued to read stories. Then as I am reading, she begins to say 'Apollo, your so hot!' LOL. Then she just like freaking gasps, and goes 'Of course I'll marry you Apollo! This is the best Christmas present ever!' Then, I start playing along. Me as Apollo: I'm Hungry. Amber:well, where do you want to go? Me/Apollo: McDonalds. So in her dream we go to McDonalds. Percy and Annabeth are there. Don't know why. Just are. Then I end up taking up three roles. First,Annabeth.:Percy what do you want? I don't know yet, but i'm not paying for eveybod's food. Amber:Well, we all forgot our wallets at home so I guess you are. Percy: Aw, Man! Amber ends up just decideding to order the whole menu. Then, Me/Apollo: Takes her for a Pegaseus ride on Blackjack. When we get back, she says she wants to goo see a movie. In her dream, we go see Romona and Beezus. The dudes fall asleep. when it's over we(Me/Annabeth, Amber) wake up the dudes and amber asks "well, how'd you like it?' Percy/Me: I wouldn't know, I fell asleep. She promptly slaps Percy, kisses Apollo, and wkes up. Then, she's just like what happened? But me being blonde falls for it. And tells her what happened. I told her if she faked it, I was going to draw a mustache on her face. she seemed almost excited with the prospect. Later she told me she was faking. I was going to draw a mustache, but I fell asleep. The next time I came over, I tried the same thing. This time I actually got up, but she wouldn't hold still long enough for me to write on her face. But, I PROMISE you, Amber, Your time is coming. JUST YOU WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

I got this off of Blue-eyed-Lily's profile. I thought it was interesting. So I copy and pasted it.

Interesting quotes:

NEXT!

Chris: All girls are obsessed with their hair.

Annie: Stereotype! Stereotype!

Blue-Eyed-Lily: guys are obsessed with their hair, too! You wanna know a guy who's obsessed with his hair?

Everyone in room: JOSH!

NEXT!

"I just thought of a thought!" -Mikey

"Shut up, Kiana's talking!" -Blue-Eyed-Lily

"If Youtube, Twitter and Facebook all combined into one website, it would be called "You Twit Face." -Andrew

"Age is just a way of keeping track of how much longer you have until you die." -Hannah

"I have a blue crayon. You are jealous of my blue crayon." -Blue-Eyed-Lily

"Maybe we can have a sleepover sometime soon and pretend that we have lives together!" -Blue-Eyed-Lily

"Hot chocolate is cold!" -Blue-eyed-Lily

"Boys give off this weird gas in which causes absolute confusion when exposed to it, no matter what your thoughts or feelings are of this example of the male species is when not inhaling the confusion gas." -Hannah

"I've finished the list of who from church belongs in what Harry Potter house! ...If anyone finds the Slytherin list, me and Kelly are in BIG trouble." - Blue-eyed-Lily

"If you are a twilight fan, then we do not get along." -A shirt I really want.

"Edward Cullen is a gay sparkling fairy." -Blue-Eyed-Lily

"With an umbrella!" -Kyya.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

A friend stabs you in the front, a stranger stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

Amateurs built the ark and survived for 40 days and 40 nights. Professionals built the Titanic and they sunk to the bottom of the sea. Hmm...

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Girls are like phones: they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you will be disconnected.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

Life is all about a*. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a pice of it, or simply, just being one.

If you don't like my additude call 1-800-KISS-MY-A*.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?' 'Your point being?' 'You just realized this now?' or 'Wow, you're even more stupid than you look.',

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is silver.

Vampires vs. Wizards. Who wins? Wizards, duh. They can hex you from a mile away, Edward. You have to be an inch away to bite.

/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending
Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

A..Different version of Best Friends:

A Best Friend

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumba*?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes your and says, "RUN, B*TCH, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend will help you find your prince. A best friend will kidnap him and bring him to you.

A friend will ask you if your okay when you're cying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A friend will never ask for anything to eat or drink. A best friend will help themselves and is the reason why you have no food.

A friend will call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend will call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa by, GRAMPS!

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you sayin "D*MN we messed up!"

A friend will ask you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speen dial.

A friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds a* that has left you.

A friend will knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I"M HOME."

A friend will take your drink away from you when they think you have had enough. A best friend will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A friend will read and ignore this. A best friend will repost this sh*t!

If you think those action figures are really, actually dolls, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you dislike that ugly, wierd Anime crap that your friends love, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love old TV shows, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your best moments of fanfiction idea brilliance when you're trying to go to sleep, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you still reread “The Sisters Grimm”, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love Sisters Grimm and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight (and always will be), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone (let alone yours)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're in denial over Briar Rose’s death copy and paste this into your profile. SHE IS NOT DEAD!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, SabrinaDaphne13

If you have ever stayed up all night reading fan fiction, copy paste this into your profile

If you love: “A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies. Copy and paste this on your profile.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.

I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

There cannot be a crisis this week!; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

When in doubt, make up words (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious )

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (But we still love 'em:P)

Things To Ponder

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Things To Do In An Elevator:

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

4. On a long ride, sway to the frequency of the elevator

5. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

8. Meow occasionally.

9. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

10. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

11. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

12. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

13. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

14. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

15. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

16. Lean against the button panel.

17. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

18. Bring a chair along.

18. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

19. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

21. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

22. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

23. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaaahh! Get them off!"

24. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

25. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Stand close to people so that you can drip on them.

26. Yell "Group Hug!" then enforce it.

27.Make chalk drawings on the walls.

28.Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

29. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

30. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

I don't stab people with knifes, I stab them with straws (preferably blue ones)

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?

Comebacks For Girlies

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman:Hiding from you.

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman:Yes, and it will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?

Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:So, what do you do for a living?

Woman:I'm a female impersonater.

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes are amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be amazing.

Man:What's your number?

Woman:911

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature,and nature is beautiful,so thanks for the compliment. ;)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends think you escaped from somewhere, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think having two "Shift" keys on a keyboard is utterly stupid and pointless, copy this onto your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a hiccup, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yes, I actually did this!)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(Ive done that before!)

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love you brother/sister, but they think you hate them, copy/paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is trying to eat a whole entire tub of butter!

Crazy is when you purposely run into a wall just to see how much it hurts, miss, and smack your head on the doorframe.

Crazy is when you go hyper on nothing but air.

Crazy is knowing the whole entire lyrics to 'Gummy Bear' and singing them at the traffic lights.

Crazy is having a five-minute argument on the proper way to say, 'durn durndurn'.

Crazy is laughing about your own death and not being able to stop.

Crazy is running down the street dressed in toilet paper because you can.

Crazy is doing the chicken dance on the side of the road and practically get run over by a lunatic.

I'm crazy-and proud of it! Go crazy people!

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When in doubt, make up words.

95 Percent of all people would commit suicide if one of the Jonas brothers was on top of a 100 foot building and was about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 Percent who would stand there watching inviting all your friends with popcorn screaming,"JUMP OR SO HELP ME, I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU OFF MYSELF!!"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my milk!!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

99 of teens choose to smoke or use drugs. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.(I will be over at my friends house talking about PJO, and somehow along the way end up talking about cheese. And we never really know how this stuff happens, it just kinda..does.)

A Friend Poem I saw and thought it was cool. Hope you enjoy! (I seem to have a lot of these...)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Eva

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Eva

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."

POOF, she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."

POOF, she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What is the matter?"

The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

Joke #2

A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall.

The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?"

"A tornado!" she yells and gets away.

The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?"

"Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away.

He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?"

"Fire!"

"Okay..." the man said and fired the gun.

Pledge

1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

Random sayings.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (So true...)

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. (Strange...)

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. (That's deep and depressing...)

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (Also True!)

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" (I can picture one of my friends doing that!!)

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ron -- Harry ... Hey HARRY!
Harry -- What, Ron?
Ron -- Harry, my Alphabits are sending me some kind of message! They say OOOOOOOO! What d'you suppose that means??
Harry -- Ron, Those are Cherrios.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

All was well until Voldemort and Vader started discussing which was better, magic or The Force.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...

Watch it, if your ego gets any bigger it may pop.

The world is full of people. All of which are misunderstood at the most crucial points of their lives. --KY

EX BOYFRIEND (is the title)

Of loving beauty you float with grace.

if only you could hide your face..

kinda intelligent, loving, hot..

i just described what you are not..

i want to feel your sweet embrace..

but DON'T take that paper bag off your face..

i love your smile face and eyes..

dang I'm good at telling lies...

i see your face when i am dreaming...

thats why i always wake up screaming..

my love you take my breath away...

what did you step in to make you smell that way?

my feelings for you have no words.

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after the first truth, will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon show this to another idiot.

6. You still have a smile on your face.

Sorry about this... I was An Idiot too, And Neeeded Company...

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have more than 200 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

. YOUR REAL NAME: Blonde to the Brain, or Destinee

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Bloizzle, Desizzle (...o.o?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Purple Rhino

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Shea smith

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): ryadeson (Cool, dude!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): green pepsi

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):easaitn(...)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Jack

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Pear tornado

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Orange banndana

IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

I'm me.

RULES:

1. You put your iPod, mp3, Windows Media Player, whatever on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the ''next'' button for your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW RETARDED IT SOUNDS!!

4. Any comments in brackets/parentheses.

5. Post it in your profile.

1. If someone says "Is this okay?" you say?

This Is The Way I Live-Baby Boy

2. How would you describe yourself?

Hollaback Girl- Gwen Stefani (Evey great once in a while. Depends even then though.)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

Big Green Tractor-Jason Aldean (I always have liked nature)

4. How do you feel today?

Hot n' cold-Katy Perry (I'm feelin vey fiesty today!)

5. What is your life's purpose?

1970 something-Mark Wills (I guess I've always been a old fashioned person...)

6. What is your motto?

Rockstar-NickelBack

7. What do your friends think of you?

8. What do you think of your parents?

So what-P!nk (Not far from the truth...)

9. What do you think about very often?

Boots On-Randy Houser (What. the. heck.)

10. What is 22?

Take you there-Sean Kingston (Never was good at math...LOL)

11. What do you think of your best friend?

Crank Dat-Soulja Boy (Will somone explain this to me?)

12. What do you think of the person you like?

Hate My Life-Theory of a Deadman (I Hate my life. But I have a boyfriend now, so YAY!!!!)

13. What is you life story?

I got a brand new girlfriend-Steve Holy (Well, actually I would perfer a boyfriend...)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Every light in the house is on-Trace Atkins (Okay...Sure...If you say so...)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

So Paid-Akon ft. Lil' Wayne (I'm just not even going to say anything!)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Toes-Zac Brown Band (Um, sure.)

17. What will they play at your funeral?

Dust on the bottle-David Lee Murphy (Amber, did you pick this one out? Because if you did, another golfball is comig your way! 'Long Story' )

18. What is your hobby/interest?

American Idiot-Green-Day (Wha??)

19. What is your biggest fear?

20. What is your biggest secret?

21. What do you think of your friends?

Yes, I love Glee, and A Very Potter Musical/Sequel are on youtube under the channel 'Starkid Potter'

What can I say? You wouldn't know me anyway.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different,
which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal.Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do
with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like
do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

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(='.'=) This is Bunny ain't he cute??

"The Teen Commandments

Don't let your parents down, they brought you up.
Choose your companions with care, you become what they are.
Be master of your habits, or they will master you.
Treasure your time; don't spend it, invest it.
Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
Select only a date that would make a good mate.
See what you can do for others; not what they can do for you.
Guard your thoughts, what you think is what you are.
Don't fill up on this world's crumbs, feed your soul on living bread.
Give your all for Christ; He gave His all for YOU!"

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"The parents of a teenager understand why some animals eat their young!"

"Life's journey is always easier when you

hear a friends footsteps beside you.

""Divas are not made, they are born.""

"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear." (so true)

Things don't always go the way we plan them. They go the way God plans them. Someday everything will make perfect sense.
So for now laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason

God made us best friends because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters (To:PDA A.K.A Prinsess DianaArtemis)

I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed :D

Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

A world without friends is like a world without colors.

Be yourself - it's the only thing people can't say you're doing wrong

I listen to music...
To get pumped
To get inspired
To heal my broken heart
To drown out the sound
To overpower the silence
To listen to music

True faith is to have confidence in who God is!!

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice,
If you wanna mess with me you better think twice :D

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on ebay.

Copy & Paste This
God Bless Everyone
Even The One's Who've Done Wrong
Because People Make Mistakes
And No One Is Perfect
Love God And Peace Will Stay
Bless You Forever Copy & Paste This
If You Believe
Christianity is
NOT Just A Religion
It's A Relationship
Let Your Lights Shine Bright
For Christ Is To Return Soon
Love Jesus

Rule of war

"KILL OR BE KILLED!!"

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the Death Eaters! (We have cookies, milk, and a DENTAL PLAN!)

EMO--Extravagantly Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list:Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Blonde to the Brain,

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DANCE...as though no one is watching

LOVE...as though you've never been hurt before

SING...as though no one can hear you

LIVE...everyday as if it was your last...remember..tommorow is never promised.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Happychica, nwfairy, SciFOXcraft279, Aremv monthlyobsesionist, Blonde to the Brain,

Things not to do at hogwarts(winkwink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them

Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing.

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes “older women”

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren’t really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying “I don’t believe in fairies” will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after”

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver’s licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any “anti-aging” products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I’ve been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

OK u dont have to be gay to repost this...im not gay and i've reposted it!

If you have ever ran into a wall when the lights are on copy and paste this into your profile

Now time for QUOTES!!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're just about to announce the winning lottery numbers." -Homer Simpson

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them. -George Bush

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."- Fr. Jerome Cummings

"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!" -Will Rogers

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(If you know of or suspect someone of being abused I beg of you to call the police no child or person should be abused no matter what.)

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-olds sing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

That's not even half!

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)

I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

Illegal Aliens Welcome!

A good friend will help you find your prince, a best friend will kidnapp him and drag him to you.

IF YOU THINK DORA IS EVIL AND A MURDERER, PASTE THIS ON TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU THINK YO GABBA GABBA IS ONE OF THE MOST STUPIDEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF STUPID SHOWS,PASTE THIS ON TO YOUR PROFILE.

There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your avice to me was right.The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put " Mommy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.

Don't Drink And Drive. You aren't only putting your life in danger, but someone elses as well.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

(If this is actually true I don't know.)Wierd things I have learned So far:

There are over 122 flavors of pocky.

Hello kitty wedding rings exist.

Hamsters have periods... -_-'

Spinach Ice cream...

Egg pants...pants for eggs...eggs for pants...pant eggs...

Eyelashes don't grow back if you cut them...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

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What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

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I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than a boy in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who yells out loud in the middle of a street.

I'm the kind of girl who does C.P.R. on a goldfish because it was drowning.

I'm the kind of girl who will try to climb a cactus.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off of orange fanta and coffee and absolutely loves every minute of it.

I'm the kind of girl who hates cheerleaders.

I'm the kind of girl who slams a revolving door.I'm the kind of girl that doesn’t have a problem talking about anything that’s supposed to be personal...

...and I'm probably the kind of girl whose friends understand that.I'm the kind of girl that WISHES she was insane so that she could have an excuse to be the way she is.

I'm the kind of girl who -- if faced with an armed man and only had a book for defense -- would throw the book aside and get shot rather than use it to protect herself.

I'm the kind of girl everyone asks, "Did you get dressed in your closet this morning? In the dark?"...

...and I'm the girl who doesn't deny it.

I'm the kind of girl who would slap a guy for asking to "go all the way". Yeah. Chew on that.

I'm the kind of girl who speaks her mind...

...and I'm the kind of girl who may not have the nicest things on said mind.

I'm the kind of girl who loves to KICK ASS! Mmmhmm.

I'm the kind of girl who likes to be myself - doesn't mean I'm cocky and/or arrogant. Doesn't mean I'm not, either...

I'm the kind of girl no one wants to date because I might go ca-RAZY on them.

I'm the kind of girl no one wants to date because no one can handle me.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't WANT to date because independence is a lifestyle that, as of now, I enjoy taking advantage of.

I'm the kind of girl who threatens her computer.

...and I'm also the kind of girl who gets a positive (or negative) reaction from said computer.

I’m the kind of girl who will start giggling insanely in the middle of Spanish class, and won’t stop even when people start to get annoyed.

I’m the kind of girl who will proudly admit that I’m not smart enough to be in an advanced math class… even though I am in one.

I’m the kind of girl who refuses to succumb to a GPS for directions, even though we left the map at home.

I’m the kind of girl who will steal my sisters IPod for an hour and return it dead.

I’m the kind of girl who will start a conversation with a dog, thinking it will eventually talk back.

I’m the kind of girl who claimed she was a Swedish immigrant, and have to go back in five years to stay true to my arranged marriage, when I was in second grade.

I’m the kind of girl who watches the history channel, and is proud to admit it!

I’m the kind of girl who plans to jump off of the really high diving board, gets to the top, and then remembers she’s afraid of heights.

I’m the kind of girl who is prejudiced against gym teachers.

I’m the kind of girl who will try to lighten the mood with Obama jokes.

I’m the kid of girl who has planned out her life one second, and then changes it the next.

I’m the kind of girl who has so many ideas swimming around in her head, that when a new crops up, I give it to my cousin.

and finally...

I’m the kind of girl who is proud of the fact that the guy she likes is scared like hell of her.

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Things That Annoy Me About Sisters Grimm

ONE- Puck's eyes change colors! Originally, they were big and green, which I liked. Then in book 5 they were blue, but in book 6 during Mr. Canis' trial they turned black! So does that mean his eyes change color when he's mad or happy? I dunno, I just know I like them green, so that's how I'll write them.

Favorite Grimm Quotes

"I believe the words you're searching for are 'thank you' " - Puck ///// I just love it. I can't help it. He's so cocky it makes me laugh - but also wonder what's going on in his head.

"Did you two kiss and make up?" - Daphne ///// I like this quote because of how hilariously innocent she is while she hits the nail on the head.

"He thinks you're a hottie! He wants to marry you and have a million merbabies!" - Daphne ///// Um... Is an explanation really needed?

"The prince was confused..." (Moth)
"You mean he dumped you." (Sabrina) /////
I love it when Moth gets called out. It's so funny.

"Well I hope it works out. The Trickster King is a real catch." - Sabrina ///// The biting sarcasm is delightful.

Puck must have sensed how desperate she felt, or maybe he just heard her teeth chattering, because he did something so un-Pucklike, Sabrina couldn't believe it. He got up, sat down behind her, and let his enormous fairy wings sprout from his back. Then he wrapped them around her to keep the bitter cold away." - Not actually a quote, more an excerpt. ///// I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. I can't help it, this makes me want to squeal like a little girl. It's so... sweet and... romantic and I just love it!

"She won't kill me. I'm a princess." - Moth ///// Moth is so icky and the fact that she thinks that just because she's a princess she won't be killed is so annoying. However, kind of funny too.

"Well you don't have to be a jerkazoid about it." - Daphne ///// I love her words and phrases. Gravy, punk rock, jerkazoid... I love them all.

Tales From The Mangy Green Hoodie Excerpt

I blinked drowsily, sitting up on my trampoline. Someone was screaming. I grinned, wondering if Sabrina had gotten her 'surprise.' I jumped off the trampoline and left the room, walking towards the girls' room. I heard Jake and Daphne yelling in the bathroom. "Get him, boy!"

"You better surrender," he said, "Our dog is very hungry!" I walked in and burped while scratching my armpit.

"What's all the racket out here?" I said, glancing at everyone.

"There's something horrible in the toilet!" Daphne screeched. I was curious to why they were making such a big deal about that.

"Yeah, I think I forgot to flush," I said.

"Not that!" the old lady shouted, "A little man!" Something clicked in my head.

"Oh, that's just Seamus."

"And who is Seamus?" Sabrina shouted.

"He's part of your new security detail. Now that Mr. Canis is in jail, the house needs looking after, and to be honest, I'm too busy to do it myself. So I hired you all a team of bodyguards." I replied.

"Why is he in the toilet?" Jake demanded.

"Well, duh, he's guarding it of course."

"Whatever for?" Relda asked, somehow not getting this blatantly obvious issue.

"The toilet is a vulnerable entrance to the house. Anything could crawl up the pipes and take a bite out of your-" I explained, before being interrupted by Relda.

"We get the idea. What are we going to do when we need to use it?"

"Seamus takes regular breaks and has lunch every day at noon," I informed.

"This is ridiculous! We don't need bodyguards and we don't need you to put some freak in the toilet!" I scowled at her ignorance.

"You should really watch who you're calling a freak. He's a leprechaun." Seamus pushed open the lid and crawled out. He had two large bumps on his head and looked incredibly angry.

"I didn't sign up for this abuse, Puck. I quit!" My mouth almost fell open.

"Quit? You can't quit," I said, angry, "Who will I get to replace you?"

"Go find a toilet elf. What do I care?" Seamus screeched. He stormed down the hallway and underneath Jake, leaving the floor soaking behind him. I frowned and turned to face Sabrina.

"Now look what you've done - you've made Seamus quit! Do you know how hard it is to find someone to sit in a toilet all night?"

"How many more leprechauns are in the house?" Marshmallow asked, looking in the shower.

"That was the only one," I said, still fuming, because there weren't that many leprechauns in Ferryport Landing, and I doubted anyone else would sit in a toilet.

"Good!" said Sabrina, ignorant of the rest of my security team.

"But there's about a dozen trolls, some goblins, a few elves, and a chupacabra stalking out the other vulnerable areas of the house." I frowned, thinking I could've had more had it not been that I couldn't hire anyone involved with the Scarlet Hand, aka most of the town.

"There are freaks all over the house?" she gasped.

"Again, freak is a really ugly term. It highlights how ignorant you are. This is the twenty-first century, you know," I retorted as Sabrina clenched her fists.

"I'm going to highlight your mouth, pal." I fumed, angry that she was angry for me trying to protect her and her troublesome family.

"Give it your best shot!" I challenged, and noticed the sparkly stuff on her mouth. "Wait a minute, what's that on your lips?"

Sabrina wiped off her mouth with her shirt rapidly, leaving a stain. "Nothing," she said.

"Puck, we appreciate you looking after us. I know Mr. Canis would feel better knowing you are taking over his duties," finally, someone in this family showing sense! "I guess it can't hurt to have a 'security detail' around the house, but perhaps the bathroom might be the one place we don't need an extra set of eyes," the old lady attempted to reason.

Funny Thingos

-Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.

-I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.

-Don't use an axe to kill a fly on your best friends head. Trust me, I know from experience.

-Most people are only alive because its illegal to kill them

-A wise man once told me that if you find yourself running from a bear, the only thing you can hope for is that your friend can't run faster than you.

-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it! You thought I was going to say 'to get to the other side' didn't you! I tricked you!! eh heh!

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT

-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something

-you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-education is important, but school is another matter

-I was normal once. But then I watched Doctor Who

-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

-I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

-When in doubt, make up words

-Come to the Dark side. WE HAVE COOKIES!!

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-You know, 1/7 people have fallen of there nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up

-Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true.

-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN

-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about

--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED

--I had a friend once. But then his rope broke and he ran for it

-I took the less travelled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly (A/N: I made that myself! TEE HEE!)

Noah was a man who trusted in God. So when Noah built the Ark, God helped him. However professionals built the Titanic. Those men were full of pride and arrogance. Only one of these boats made it out alive. Re-post this is you love God.

A man asked Jesus how much he cared for the world, so Jesus spread his arms out to show everyone how much he loved us. He showed us as he died on the cross. Copy and Paste this is you Love the lord our god, and give thanks to Jesus, whom died for us.

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.(Mwahahahahahajuwaha) P.S Look how cute he is! If you think this is AWESOME add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, JoshRamsay.GrimmFever, Elligoat,

IF YOU WANT TO MARRY PUCK SO BADLY BUT SABRINA GOT TO HIM FIRST, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you think that you would be a pile of soot without the sisters grimm copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: Elligoat,

If you've noticed that the Hickery-Dickery-Clock on 'Play school' is ALWAYS wrong copy and paste this onto your profile...

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, Blonde to the Brain,

If you have ever loved some one that isn't real, copy paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up all night reading fan fiction, copy paste this into your profile

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Words are like fire. They can warm you, but they can also burn you.

I'm not aloud to go in the sandpit any more. That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

Quiz stuff

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than ten)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add five.

4. Multiply it by fifty--I'll wait while you get the calculator.

5. If you already had your birthday this year add 1759...And, if you haven't, then add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

the first digit of this was your original number (i.e: how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are: YOUR AGE! (oh YES, it is!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: grimmgirl, Elligoat

It didn't work the first time for me, but then I realised that I had made a mistake. It was sooo cool. It was like chic-chic, boom!

FUN TIME! List your 10 fave SG characters from best to least
THIS IS REALLY FUN! POST THIS WITH YOUR ANSWERS ON YOUR PROFILE!

1.Sabrina

2.Puck

3.Daphne

4.Red

5.Briar

6.Uncle Jake

7.Granny Relda

8.Mustardseesd

9.Mr Canis

10.Snow

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?
Briar and Snow. No and I hope never to do so in my life. never. ever.

2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?
No-icky! Daphne's a girl!

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
Sabrina an Uncle Jake... GROSS! You people have got some twisted minds...that would TOTALY ruin the books for me!

4.Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yes. It was really great! Can't remember the name though.

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
No Offence, but Granny Relda is old, an Puck looks like he's eleven. Never in ever!

6. 4/8 or 4/9?
Totally 4/8. Red and Mustardseed...not a bad idea...

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Oh, my god, Granny would die! And so would I!

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.
Puck needs some dude advice so he to goes to Jake. See where this is going?

9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?
Red and Snow? i would certainly hope not!

10.Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.
After a breakup, she goes to Briar for comfort. So..Break up troubles?

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

THAT would be bad!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?
what's a slash?

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?
A songfic for Snow? Ummm. NO IDEA!! I'm sure I could think of something though.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Annoying things to do on an elevator: very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do." And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)when the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

1) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

3) Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8) Yell out what is going to happen.

9) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19) Try to start a wave.

20) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23) Sing with the theme music.

24) Bring and use your own air freshener.

25) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

16 funny things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Cutest Sayings:
I was looking up at the stars and giving them each a reason why I loved you and I was doing great until I ran out of stars

And sometimes you just make me want to throw you into ongoing traffic but then I realize I'd probably kill myself trying to save you.

I'm the type of girl who bursts out laughing in the dead of silence from something that happened yesterday

Don't tell me you love unless you mean it because I may do something stupid like believe it

I wanna be the girl he can be goofy around.I wanna be the girl he can tell anything too.I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose.I wanna be the girl he can hold hands in public with and not care what anyone says.I wanna be the girl that's always on his mind.Most of all-I wanna be the girl he loves.

I wanna be the girl you hit a home-run for, score a goal for, write a song for. The one you give your hoodie to but most of all I want to be the girl who you turn to your friends and say "Yeah,that's her," when I'm in sweats,a tank, and converse-that's all!

I wish I was 8 again-because back then, all he had to do was tag me and I was IT.

I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose.The one he can't walk away from knowing she's mad at him.The one who can't fall asleep without her voice having been the last thing he heard.The one he can't live without.

Remember:It's mandatory to grow old but optional to grow up.

So I'm basically your typical teenage girl.My hair never goes the way I want it to go,my room won't stay clean for more than a day, and there's this guy I'm absolutely crazy about. :D

I love the color purple and dancing around in my pajamas before school.I'm a mess and my room usually is too.I laugh at the stupidest things and always say the wrong thing at the wrong time.I cry for no reason and sometimes I get mad easily but I'm just me and that's all I can be.

I love to walk in the rain because it's the only time people can't tell I'm crying

Why do I love you?Because I finally know what the word means and you were the one that taught it to me.

He gives her 12 roses.11 are real and 1 is fake."I'll love you until the last one dies,"is all he said

Oaths:

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go. :)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

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A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her, When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her, When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go, When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her, When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong, When she ignores you: Give her your attention, When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful, When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word, When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind, When she's scared: Protect her, When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her, When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night, When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh, When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay, When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up, When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand, When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers, When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh, When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold, When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does, When she misses you: she's hurting inside, When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away, When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers, When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -, Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. I TOTALLY would!!!

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” I've done that!!!

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. No, but thats a good idea. (Don't hurt me Hermes!!)

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. Shoosh yeah!!!

You burn food to see if it smells good. On occasion :)

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Totally would :)

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. Yep :)

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. I don't know, maybe. :?

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… no, i would give them some red rubber balls though. :)

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. What????

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… I have never been on a cruise but i would. (That boat scares me :( )

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. I would hope

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. Um, ouch???

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. Yea, I would definetly be camera shy if I knew the camera turned me into stone. :0

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. Thank you Aphrodite!!!! :)

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? No, not really.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. No, but that is an excellent idea!!! After all, it is one of the most important weapons you could own :) Lol

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. TOTALLY >:(

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. I sooooooooooooo want one!!!!!!!

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Yea, I just hope that they would go to elyusium or however you spell it.

You sometimes try to control water. ALL. THE. TIME. How'd you guess????

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. It took me bout three weeks to finish the whole series. :)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Heck yeah. Did you know there really is a camp for mortals named camp half-blood where you learn about greek and stuff??? :D :D

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent. Yep.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. Not really, but on occasion I think that :)

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games. YES!

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt. Mmm-hmmm that's me!!!

You are a PJO character for Halloween. Want to so badly!!!!

Recite lines randomly from the books. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time. Fav quote of mine!!

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Eh, not really.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. Once again, not really.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I'm not). Sadly, I'm not. I would LOVE too though!! Thats the one I talked about up there

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol. No, but thst would be awsome!!!!!

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. YES!!!!!!!

You have dreams about PJO characters/events!!!! All the time!!!!

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. Sometimes yes, sometimes no, considering I write alot, so I always gotta have a writing tool :)

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. YEA!!!!

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. No but i would!

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. No.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. YES!!!

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" Yep :)

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJO stuff. Don't own any HP, but I would.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" No.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" I want to take a greek mytholigy class, AND I WILL, some day.

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" YEA!!!!! They're nuts!!!

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!" TOTALLY!!!!!!

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. Yea...

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. No, but whatever.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies. No, I wish :(

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. Yea, amen there. I struggle in math.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. Yep :)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. YESSSS!!!!!

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. I have actual story notebooks.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. Wha???

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. dont own or want an iPod!

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) Yes!!!!!

You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite.
Totally!!

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. Yea!!!!

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. Yep :)

You still think Thuke could happen. Yea, it could I guess...but now Thalia's really hurt so I don't know...

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. No

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. NO!

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. YES!!!

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. I have one, who I am slowly trying to get into reading. It's slow progress, but I. WILL. WIN!!!! :) Hehehe :)

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. Mmm-hmmm.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. Yep...

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. Yea...

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. No...

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. No...

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!! Guilty.

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. No i do reread the underwater kiss again and again, i could probably recite those two pages rite now.

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. No...

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians. no.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.YES!!!!!!!!

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. Once again, YES!

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. THEY SCREWED THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations. YES!

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. "You drool in your sleep."

You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" Hades yeah, see.

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.) i need a boyfriend to be dumped.

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. Have tried it once...it didn't work. I just think I pronounced it wrong.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on. Obviously!!!

You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. Totally

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. No, he's a guy and I don't think he'd like that. :/

You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is. Posiden or hermes or Demeter or Artimis, minus the hates boys thing or Athena?

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. No, never...

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Perhaps...don't read this Mom & Dad!!!!!

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades?" or "What the hades?" or "Go to hades!"

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. I want one SO BAD!

You know PJO better then most sane people. Psh, try IN-sane people!!! And I'm proud of it.

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(Absaloutly NOT!) Naw, he's too cool.

Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) I don't sadly...but I have a quarter. Think that would work??? :D

You give friends and youself a godly parent. Apollo rules he is HOT in my mind!

You are trying to learn Greek. want to.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy. YES!

You have an instant crush on Nico! He's mine...

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this Yesssss

You own every single book No, but my friend does!!!!

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod Maybe...

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO Yes...

You've called someone you know a satyr. Would that be a good or bad thing??? :?

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. It's not?!?!

You have a picture of one of the PJO characters as a wallpaper for your computer.

Your life dream is to be a demi-god.

You were reading a PJO fan-fic the second before you came to my profile.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

Sisters Grimm Quizz - the Stars are what I got (*)

1) My appearance is most like...

a) blonde hair, blue eyes *

b) black/brown hair, dark eyes

c) golden brown hair, green/blue eyes

d) grey and red hair, green eyes

2) You would most likely catch me...

a) fighting with Puck *

b) writing in my Grimm journal

c) fighting with Sabrina

d) cooking!

3) You could describe me as...

a) headstrong and fierce

b) excited and jumpy

c) trickster and royalty

d) sweet and lovable * for the most part anyway...I have my moments. >:D

4) If you had a relationship, it would be with...

a) What kind of question is this?? *

b) elvis?

c) Sabrina!!

d) Basil; but he died

5) You accidentally stayed too long at a restaurant; you have to get home. You...

a) scream and rant about how horrible your life is

b) wait for a taxi: the last time I drove a car I had major problems

c) fly home, duh *

d) Mr Canis will take me home, since I can't drive

6) Your favorite color is...

a) blue

b) pink

c) choosing your favorite colors are too girlie!!

d) purple *

7) You hope you will...

a) get out of this godforsaken town!! *

b) grow up a bit

c) have a good time with the chimps

d) spend eternity with Basil

8) You are closest to grade...

a) sixth or seventh *

b) second

c) I DON'T go to school and I never will.

d) oh, I'm out of school.

9) Your age is closest to...

a) 12 *

b) 8 in two weeks

c) 4,000

d) not giving it away

10) Your favorite fairy tale character is...

a) Briar Rose

b) Little Red Riding Hood *

c) meee!!

d) Snow White

IF YOU HAD MOSTLY A'S*

You are most like Sabrina! Headstrong and fierce, you're ready to step out into battle at any moment against the Scarlet Hand. (6 A's)

IF YOU HAD MOSTLY B'S:

You are most like Daphne! Jumpy and excited, you love to solve a case. But, you need to grow up a bit. (1 B)

IF YOU HAD MOSTLY C'S:

You are most like Puck! Royal and tricky, you love to taunt and tease people. Unfortunately, Nobody really is happy with that. (1 C)

IF YOU HAD MOSTLY D'S:

You are most like Granny Relda! Caring and smart, you are the one to always jump on a case when there's trouble in Ferryport Landing. (2 D's)

"When I get a little money I buy books and if any is left, I buy food and clothes

Cute boys make me not proper english Soooo true!!!!

I am hiding under your bed >:D That's right!!! BE AFRAID...

"We solemnly swear that we are up to no good!"

Be civil to all, be sociable to many, be familiar to few, be freind to one and be enemy to one

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

44 things a girl would die for

Italicize all the ones that have/had happened to you or the ones you wish did!!!

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly and touch her face.

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19- NEVER ignore her.
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-Tell her she means everything to you
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

26-don't lie to her
27-don't cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-instant message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her

36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. (if you mean it)
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40.When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love

repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
Girls Repost: 44 things a girl would die for

Sorry for making this longer than it already is...but if you're a dude...LEARN FROM THIS. It is ALL true!! Blondetothebrain

"The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in." Unknown

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Unknown

FriendShip Time EvErYoNe Gather Around (And thanks to those who thought of these)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

It's the times we're so crazy,
that people think we're high.
It's the times we laugh so hard,
we can't help but cry.
It's all the inside jokes
and "remember whens".
those are all the reasons
that we're best friends!

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side...

Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.

"He who stands on the edge of a cliff to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." (Hahaha--tried this once...Dad pulled me back :) Don't judge me.)

I promise to remember Sabrina,

Whenever I blow a gasket

I promise to remember Briar Rose,

When I see someone in a casket

I promise to remember Puck,

When I hear the word "fairy"

I promise to remember Red,

Whenever I hear someone likes the color of cherries

I promise to remember Granny,

When I see an old lady with a flower in her hair

I promise to remember Veronica,

Whenever someone gives me a angry glare

I promise to remember Daphne,

When I have no earthly cares

I promise to remember Uncle Jake,

Whenever I see someone mourn

I promise to remember Mirror,

When I see someone with a heart of thorns,

I promise to remember Charming,

Whenever I see a cocky guy

I promise to remember Tobias Clay

When I see a sad guy sigh

I promise to not kidnap baby boys

For Basil Jr.'s sake of course,

I promise to remember Henry,

Whenever see someone punch someone with force

I promise to remember TSG,

Wherever I may go,

So I can let my obsession show!

For those of you who actually made it this far through my profile; congrats!!! For all your hard reading, I'm going to ask if you would kindly read only a little more for me. I'm going to put up a preview of my Novel that I'm writing on my profile. My book is called Alone. Please enjoy and let me know what you think with a message!!! I have the summary somewhere...I just misplaced it. I'll find it sooner or later and post it!!!

Blondie

Alone

(Chapter 1)

“Mom, why do I have to go? Can’t I just stay with Aunt Carol until you come back?”

“No, I’m sorry sweetie, you have to go. We’d miss you too much, and we’re probably not coming back. Besides, we already bought you a plane ticket, and we can’t return it.”

“Ugh, mom! Why do you always do this to me?”

“Don’t worry, honey, everything will be fine! Now, we have to start packing things up, we’re leaving in a couple of weeks. If I were you, I’d start packing now!”

As I disappeared around the corner and up the stairs, I grumbled, “Don’t count on it.”

“What was that?”

“I said, don’t count on it!”

“Young Lady you should know better than to-”

“Sure, Mom, whatever you say!”

I slammed my door and collapsed on my bed, thinking this through. Do I really have to move to England? Suddenly, I sat up. I had an wonderful, ingenious, evil idea that was bound to work. I got up, feeling the soft purple rug I had picked out recently for my room beneath my feet. I walked out the door slowly, taking in every detail of our humongous house. The Scarlet walls, beautiful décor, and the windows that gazed out over the city. All things I would have to leave if this didn’t work. It had to work. After all, my daddy couldn’t deny his little girl anything.

“Daddy?”

“Yes, pumpkin?”

I shuddered as I heard my nickname. I hated it. Not the time, Josie! I scolded myself, you can worry about that later!
“Do we really have to move to England?”

“Yes, pumpkin, we really do. Why?”

“Well, since we really have to go, do I have to? Can’t I just stay with Aunt Carol? Pleeaaasssseee?” I gave him the puppy dog face.

“Sorry, no-can-do kiddo, you have to go.”

“B-but Daddy!”

“No buts. You’re going and that’s final.”

His face was red with rage. Oh yeah, did I mention he had a short fuse? But I had to go and push it. I stomped my foot.

“Daaadddd!”

“Listen. You are going, and that is final!”

I’d crossed the line. If I pushed him any further there would be extreme consequences.

I had to see how far this could go.

“Dad, Aunt Carol lives all alone since Uncle Mark died, she’d be ecstatic to have the company!”

“Did you not just hear me? If you keep it up, you won’t get to see any of your friends before you leave!”

I did not want that to happen. I pouted, but said nothing else. I stomped silently up to my room.

I sat in my room, pouting as I had been for days. We were leaving tomorrow, and there was nothing I could to about it. I have put all this effort into not moving, and what do I have to show for it? Nothing. Today I have to go and tell all my friends goodbye, knowing I may never see them again.

I hate my life.

Later that day……

“Oh my God, Josie! I can’t believe you’re moving tomorrow!” Amanda cried.

“I know, I tried to get them not to move, but they insisted. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with them. I even begged my dad, and couldn’t get them to change their minds.”

“Wow, Josie, you’ve lost your touch,” Cassidy sighed.

I frowned.

“Well, now that you’re leaving that means we’re going to need a new head for or posse. I nominate myself!”

“Cassidy, how shallow are you? I thought we agreed to wait until she left to do that!” Amanda spoke in urgent whispers.

Candie finally spoke up. “Why are you even trying to replace her? Shouldn’t her spot be saved in like, memory or honor of her or something?”

“Ah, good old Candie. You just don’t understand do you? Things don’t work like that. If a group member leaves, she gets replaced. We can’t just let it go.”

“But-”

She gave her the hand. “As the new head, I think you should shut-up.”

Candie’s jaw dropped. “You shut-up!”

For the next 15 minutes, it went back and forth like that.

“You both need to shut-up!” Amanda said, which started another cat-fight.
At this point I snuck out of the room. I knew they were my friends, but they were very dramatic. Even worse than me, and THAT is saying something.

“How’d your friends take the goodbye?” My dad asked.
“Um, okay.”

“Just okay?”

“Yes, Dad, just okay. Why do you always have to pry into my social life?!”

“I-I didn’t. At least I didn’t think so.”

“You did.”

“Well, sorry for wondering.”

“You should be.”

“Don’t you talk to me like that!”

“Well, why shouldn’t I?”

“Because I’m your father! You should respect me!”

“You’re right, I’m sorry. That I was born!”

My father was silenced. He said nothing, just turned on his heel, and shuffled up the stairs. You think I’d be sorry, regret every word I’d said to him. But how can I regret something when it’s true?

End of Chappie!!! Yay!!! As you can probably tell she's a snotty little girl :P I hope you enjoyed. :) I'm sorry about the way it uploaded with the smaller print, I tried everything to fix it, but nothing would work besides typing it. :P Please let me know what you think!!! Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated, but as is praise :D :D :D I would love to hear from you!!!

Purple fat flying elephants, smelly markers,and a blue nosed reindeer (Rudoulph's cousin, LOL!)

Blondie!

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Sabrina's Blog by feministgrimm reviews
okay, well, this is exactly what the title says it is. I may need help writing future chapters though. 8In mystical-type speech8 click the pretty blue writing - go on, you know you want to...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sabrina G.
The King Wars by Sophia Martin reviews
It would be a war over a girl, the King of Faerie versus The Trickster King. Oh, it would be the King Wars alright.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,473 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Puck, Mustardseed
Today Was A Fairytale by AlphaWriter1 reviews
Here's my attempt at the 100 word challenge. Please read, review and enjoy. I was gone for a while, but I'm back from my semi-haitus now! Anyways, this story starts around Christmas time and continues to go on to a Second Ever After War caused by a very different reason than wanting to be free of Ferry Port Landing. It's Puckabrina all the way, because I'm just a tad bit obsessed.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Before The Storm by KENDRA1212 reviews
After a stormy night sends Sabrina into her 14 year-old father's past, she's forced to try to blend in with everyone else in the 80s and, at the same time, find a way back. Meanwhile, Daphne and Puck are left to deal with the war in present time. Along the way they meet Derek, a cocky 11 year-old, and his family, who might just be the key to bringing Sabrina back!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,770 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sabrina G., Daphne G., Puck
In the Middle by 00TheSkyIsTheLimit00 reviews
Peter Pan and Puck make a bet to see who can get Sabrina to fall in love with them first. Sorry I'm bad at summaries! Please read!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
When you Give the Grimms Computers by zoocan reviews
Grimms meet technology, discover the so-called "Puckabrina" fanfics, and hilarity ensues.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,500 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Normal, for Once by justkeepswimmin'justkeepswimm reviews
Sabrina, Peter Pan, and Puck are in high school. Starts out normal, but then Puck gets hurt and his powers can't help. Sabrina will try to save him, but her efforts will be intercepted by a certain someone that I don't think anyone likes...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
We are one by America's Ham reviews
The cocoon symbolized trust, but it did much more than just follow and spray Sabrina. This is not what you think- a poll is now up on my profile for you to decide what happens to a certain somebody! Disclaimer: I don't own the Sisters Grimm.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,496 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Forever After by theoncomingsulk reviews
"I'll be fine, Sabrina. I'll see you when we get back, after we win." Sabrina smiled a slightly watery smile, and kissed the top of her sister's head. Then she stepped back. Puck picked Daphne up, and spread his wings. "Forever, Grimm." "...be safe."
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,222 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by ILoveGeorgeCooper reviews
When Briar Rose and Jake want to get married, they ask the now 17-year-old Puck and Sabrina to be witnesses. The group heads for Vegas, but after the wedding, Briar and Jake leave Puck and Sabrina alone in Vegas.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Cleaning out the Attic by HPfan1230 reviews
PuckBrina. Everyone is helping cleaning out the attic when Sabrina, Daphne, Puck and Red discover a locked box. Meanwhile, Puck and Sabrina are secretly dating... What will happen?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by Saharasiam reviews
Someone new is in the Grimm household, and romance, fun, freindship, randomness, insanity, and hilarity ensues! Some violence, and some blood. PREVIOUSLY CALLED "ANOTHER IN THE HOUSE"! I'm sorry fans, this is more than likely on a permanent hiatus.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
MUSIC by Ms. Mary-Mac2 reviews
Sabrina goes to a music conservatory and puck goes a year later,fluffy stuff happens.Srry for my cornyness,Im corny at heartOMJIZZLE YES!This story is COMPLETE Chap TWENTY is up, PRETTY PRETTY PLZ WITH AWESOME SAUCE ON TOP REVIEW!Suggest squel names plz!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Grimm Advice by Blabbercat reviews
READ THIS OR YOU WILL GET KIDNAPPED BY PENCIL MONKEYS!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011
Blasted Pan by LoudButStillQuiteDeadly reviews
So, WHY does Puck hate Peter? This is my version. Btw, I haven't read the seventh book. So if they explained why, don't be all 'NYEHHH! THEY ALREADY WENT OVER THIS! NYEHHHH' Let me have my moment. -sniffs- T for ONE bad word that means a beaver's house.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Game On by Coco Gold reviews
Monsters are getting into Camp. So a quest is given to Percy,Annabeth,Thaila,Grover,Nico,and the new girl Amy from the Apollo caben who Nico might just have a crush on.Will this quest bring people together or tear them apart? Percabeth,Nico/OC,and Thuke!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Party Time! by Puckabrina 4evers and evers reviews
What happens when Sabrina goes to a party, gets a concussion, and can't remember anyone the next day? It's up to Daphne and Puck to help Sabrina gain her memory. Rated T for mild swearing.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,217 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Texts: by loveroftacobell reviews
Sabrina and Puck like to text each other...anytime, anywhere. Inspired by P Fishies
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Time to Time by flaming-mercedes reviews
Sabrina and Puck are fighting again. But what happens when a nasty prank, a wrong comeback, and black storms send them 30 years into a fearful future that must be changed. But the question is- Can they change the future if they can't get back to the past?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Hunter's Revenge by TheGingerAvenger reviews
Sequel to Choices- Sabrina Grimm's life seems to return back to normal, or as normal as being a fairytale detective can be, until she and Puck find themselves running from a revengeful Bounty Hunter and his demonic dog. Can they survive the night?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,009 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Communication Problems by misskate99 reviews
This story used the be called A PUCKSABRINA STORY. This is a story about Puck and Sabrina admitting their love for each other, but only to themselves.Puck and Sabrina aren't exactly the best at communicating their feelings,and of course theres fluff!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
One Hundred Mix by Little Chocolate Fufu reviews
Oh, you've never seen the Sisters Grimm characters like this before! Happiness, drama, sadness, anger, and randomness! Written for the One Hundred Word Challenge created from Cannibalistic Skittles. This is written by Fufu, and her imaginary friend, Bean.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011
PS I Love You All by Camaro-Enthusiast reviews
For mochabelle33: Daphne Grimm's life isn't a fairy tale. Her life falls apart. By playing "Truth or Dare," her family makes her last months memorable. Though the youngest, Daphne may be the wisest of the entire Family Grimm. Oneshot. T for Death. Review.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Daphne G. - Complete
The Disappearance and Captivity of Daphne Grimm by limegreenwordmachine reviews
At the height of the war against the Scarlet Hand, Daphne is kidnapped. The Grimms can save either Daphne or themselves - is there any way out? Epilogue is up. It's been good, friends. 2013 NOTE: This story was started approximately 3 years ago. It was my first. Please judge it accordingly :)
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,940 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sabrina G., Daphne G. - Complete
Empty by limegreenwordmachine reviews
Sometimes all we need is to feel empty.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
The Sisters Grimm Short Stories by tulip meadow reviews
A collection of one-shots, my response to the 100 word challenge and perhaps some other challenges. May contain Puckabrina in some chapters! Warning: there will be spoilers for every book including numbers seven and eight.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010
Missing Puck by ScarletGrace45 reviews
What happens when Sabrina says she hates Puck, and Puck runs away... well you'll just have to read to find out.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011
Sick by plaincrazysuckup reviews
Sabrina Grimm is sick. What happens? One-shot Very very slight Puckabrina
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sabrina G. - Complete
The Inside Story by ADefiniteMaybe reviews
A collection of freeverses about each of the main characters. I called it the Inside Story because it looks into what I think are the true emotions of each of the characters. A new character each chapter.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Daphne G., Sabrina G.
Just a Book by CharmingMissSarah reviews
When Puck steals Sabrinas diary what will she do? "Get back here Fairy boy," screamed Sabrina at the fairy hovering above her. "Never!" yelled Puck flying down the stairs and out the door holding Sabrina's diary.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Muffins by ILoveGeorgeCooper reviews
When Jake and Daphne make muffins and get Sabrina and Puck to eat them, there are disastrous consequences. Puckabrina, rated T for a reason, no flame.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,524 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Middle School! by Graci-and-Cheri reviews
This is all about Puck and Sabrina in Middle School! :0 Way better than it sounds! ;0 Puckabrina:D Rated T cuz K sounds stupid...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
I Can't Feel This Way by FlairYourFuel reviews
Puck realises his true feelings for Sabrina. What happeneds when those feelings can not longer be hidden? And what will happen when an old enemy comes back for revenge? Puck might have to give up what he cares about most, or put her in danger. Ch: 15 up!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Another Side by readeatsleep reviews
This is parts of PJO in Annabeth's POV. Review harshly please! If you want me to do a specific scene, just tell me in a review or PM. Thanks everyone! I forget a disclaimer every time. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Annabeth C.
Moments in the life of the Trickster King by chloethehobbit reviews
Did you ever wonder why does Puck hate Peter Pan? my first fanfiction so please be nice : i don't own the sisters grimm!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Tales of the Sisters Grimm by Starlightchick reviews
Here's my version of the 9th sisters grimm! Sabrina and Daphne have been searching for Mirror for a year. What happens when Sabrina goes off on her own? What about Puck & Sabrina? All that and more will be answerd. Rated T idk on the rating -Finished-
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
THIS IS IT by KENDRA1212 reviews
They were running as fast as they could, both knowing it was not fast enough. Sweat drip from Sabrina Grimm's forehead, her lungs burning for the oxygen she couldn't stop for. 'This is it, she thought as she and her sister came out of the woods...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sabrina G. - Complete
Letters to Me by FalselyTrue reviews
The Older Generation writes letters to themselves at seventeen. Inspired by Letter to Me by Brad Paisley. Featuring Henry, Veronica and Jake.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Henry G./Hank, Veronica G. - Complete
The Married Life by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
Sabrina and Puck are married!The Scarlet Hand is gone and everything is back to normal! Well as close to normal as you can get in a town full of fairy tales. Plus,how will our fav couple handle a little extra fairies running around? 12grimmfan21's idea
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Someone Has A Secret by ImApollosFavorite reviews
A mysterious mystery...will you be able to figure it out? Kind of funny, not a waste of time reading.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Body Snatchers by Bigtimebooks reviews
This is a Switch the grimm bodiesChallange story so yeah. What happens when everyoe is changing, switching places. Pucks a girl, Sabrina's a boy, Daphne's a dog. Red and Charming switch,Elvis a a boy. One shot, much more interesting inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jacob G./Jake, Mustardseed - Complete
Bites of Chocolate by Darkflower830 reviews
Daphne meets a stranger at a bustop. Who knew that would turn into a great friendship? DaphnexOC Oneshot.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Daphne G. - Complete
Baby Names by limegreenwordmachine reviews
Sabrina and Puck have a decision to make, but ice cream and banter get in the way...as usual. Oneshot.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
She Wants To Make Us Happy? OC by Dr. Josephine reviews
For some odd reason, a 12 year old therapist comes and lives with the Grimms! Sounds kinda stupid but i had fun writing it! It is now done! Viola!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Falling for a Klepto by temporarythings reviews
Oh no! Katie's stuff was stolen by the Stoll brothers or really one in particular . Why did he steal her stuff? First fanfic. Review kindly please. Rated T just cuz!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
All in a Day's work by Myrh Kerenza reviews
For Sabrina Grimm despite her history life is no fairy-tale. After living with her grandmother for a while she finally realizes that she can tolerate Puck but how will she react when she finds out that Puck is growing up? what will she do? R&R! thanks!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
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Three AM: reviews
What happens when Sabrina eats half a container of sugar, and stays up until 3 am? What will Puck do? Will it include stuffed owls that never seem to blink! Rated T cause K sucks : R&R : Blondie
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G.
I Need Help! reviews
Hello fanfiction peeps...I need a favor. This is my Friend Chase's work, two poems, and he thinks he is a terrible writer. He is fantastic at it, an I really don't want him to quit writing? Leave a review with your thoughts please! I would appreciate it!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7/27/2011
Reese's reviews
Hi everyone! This is my story for the 'Don't you wish you could do that over, but you can't' challenge. FLUFF WARNING. Spelling is atrocious, but you'll understand why if you go visit 'CHALLENGE! by Ms. Mary-Mac2. Please enjoy, let me know what you think!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G.
A Blast to the Past reviews
Henry and Veronica have always wondered what happened when they were asleep, how there little girls got along. When the Future Puck, Sabrina, and Daphne discover a new device in the future that lets you see memories, will the Grimm parents be happy?P/S
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Veronica G., Henry G./Hank
Arguments reviews
An idea I got for a one-shot/songfic while watching Hercules. Sabrina has a song stuck in her head-"I won't say I'm in love." Sweetness and humor ensues. Please enjoy, constructive criticism welcome.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
So Small reviews
This is a Puckabrina story, but I'm not sure how good it will be. Usually I don't do this sort of thing, so I might not do another fic or songfic like this. Unless of course I come across another good song I really like. ENJOY!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Lullaby reviews
What happens when Puck goes to Sabrina's funeral, and sings a song, just for her? Will Sabrina remain dead? Or will this turn out to be a PxS fic after all? Read and find out! The song in the story is called lullaby. It's a very good song! One-shot!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Skills Challenge! :D reviews
It's basically a challenge where you can give anyone of the SG characters Or it doesn't even have to be as long as it's in the town or has been mentioned in the book and just an opportunity to be fun and creative. I hope you enjoy and have fun w/ it! :
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011
Awesome hunger games fan vid reviews
Ok, so this isn't really a story. I wish it was. But, I found a awesome fan video on youtube of katniss and rue. I felt the need to share it with you all. : I know what you're all thinking: 'It's just a video, right' WRONG. You MUST watch this! So cool!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Katniss E., Rue
Sisters Grimm, Crazy? reviews
Sisters Grimm,Crazy? Last time it ut up the wrong document, so lets hope it works this time! ENJOY!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
The Meeting reviews
This is my first fanfic, but not my first time on fanfiction. Let's just say things go down-hill when a 20 year old Sabrina Grimm runs into her arch enemy: the Gingerbread man! DUN DUN DUN! No flames please!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sabrina G.