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Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Here's a random thought: twins are always comedy relief inf fiction! I'm not kidding! First its the robotic twins Sideswipe & Sunstreaker from transformers, known for pranking (and sunstreaker for his devilish good paint job). Skidz and Mudflat are also pretty funny. Then there's Fred and Geaorge Weasley. No explanation needed. Theres also the twins from Ouran Highschool host club. Those two are more dramatic than a drama school! There's Connor and Travis Stoll from PJO...need I go on? I can keep listing them, but I'm rambling now.
...so yeah, that's your random thought for the day


Favourites:

Books (list still growing):

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Eragon/eldest/brisingr

Jane Blonde

Daniel X

Ranger's Apprentice

Hunger Games/catching fire/mockingjay

Gallagher Girls

The chronicles of narnia

Alex Rider

Nobody Owens

Hush, hush/cresendo

Max Remy

Twilight Saga

Mortal instruments series

Skullduggery Pleasant series

The wall and the Wing

Fergus Crane/Corby Flood/Hugo Pepper

Dragon series (how to train your dragon; how to be a pirate; how to speak dragonese; how to break a dragon's curse; how to twis a dragon's tail; a Hero's guide to deadly dragons; how to break a dragon's heart; how to ride a dragon's storm)

Heroes of Olympus: the lost hero

Gone/Hunger/Lies

The Tomorrow Series

Movies:

INCEPTION. Transformers/ Transformers Revenge of the fallen/Transformers: Dark of the moon (yes I HAVE seen it! Epicness! My new fave!)

AVATAR

Iron man 1 and 2

Hoodwinked

Harry Potter series

Percy jackson & the olympians: the lightning thief

Wolverine origins

X men 1, 2 and three

Sherlock Holmes

Eragon

Lord of the rings trillogy

Vampires Suck

The A-Team

Prince of Persia

Salt

Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the black pearl; Dead man's chest; at worlds end; on stranger tides (Which is awesome, btw ;D)

TV Shows:

Burn notice

mentalist

Topgear

mythbusters

Glee (tell anyone and I'll kill you!)

Storm hawks (so dang cute)

Total drama island (funniest thing I have eva seen)

Bones

Castle

Sherlock

Transformers G1

Transformers Animated

House. MD

Danny Phantom

Quotes:

Jeb my have gotten us out of our cages, max, but you're the one who has kept us out- Fang: Maximum ride SOF

Its all fun and game until someone gets hurt...then its freaking hilarious!- I can't remember

It will take more than a few good hearted souls to raise this boy: it will take a graveyard- Silas: Nobody owens

Do you always have conversations with your horse?- Horace: Ranger's apprentice (I can't remember which one)

He presses a button and then suddedly there was a picture of dinosaurs on the screen. "I think that's just a little bit too far back?"- Daniel: Daniel X watch the skies

We're doomed- Stork: Storm hawks

Ok, I will look for powdered donuts in the middle of the wilderness. Come here powdered donuts!- Tyson: Percy Jackson and the sea of Monsters

Pooky the penguin will totally beat spiffy the hobbit anyway- Fang: Another case of avian bird flu (Love you saint&fang!)

What I don't get is, why if he's a super advanced alien robot he turns back into this piece of crap camaero?- Michayla: Transormers 1

Hmm...That mark on the roof looks like a fire hydrant. Yesterday it looked like a basset hound. That means one thing: someone's moved my couch!- Patrick Jane: the Mentalist

Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)- Fang: maximum ride AE

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode lll

"But a quest to..." Grover swallowed. "I mean, couldn't the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year." -Grover - Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I thought it would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles." -Chiron -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"We're orphans." "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!" "We got seperated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy and Medusa -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

Theres a mountain inb the sky!- my friend Elyce flying into Aukland from australia (Luv u dahmsy!)

Madame Dorothy: So Jace Wayland, have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?
Jace: sadly, my only love remains myself
Madame Dorothy: -roars with laughter- then you won't have to worry about getting turned down!
Jace: actually, I turn myself down every now and then, just to keep things interesting -Jace and Madame Dorothy: City of Bones

Bella, you may not have noticed, but Edward is sometimes a tad overcautious- Alice: Eclipse

Seth: As long as it protects Bella-
Seth: What?!
Leah: Mum used to drop him when he was a baby
Jacob: on his head I suppose
Leah: he also used to chew through the bars of his crib
Jacob: Lead paint I guess
Seth: What?! -Seth, Leah and Jacob: Breaking dawn

I'm Switzerland!- Bella: Eclipse

No-one is going to bite me- Bella: Twilight.

Cookies have the power to take over the universe! Mwah hahahahahaaaaa!- me XD

"Serpine, you are under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy for murder, and, I don't know, possibly littering"-Skullduggery: Skullduggery Pleasant

Captain! I wish to report a mutany! I can name fingers and point names!" -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides

"Let me just say this: if you had a sister or a dog...I'd choose the dog." -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides

"I want one of those!" -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides

"Jack! I am with child!"
"Yeah right, not falling for it. Besides we never..."
"You were drunk!"
"I have never been that drunk!" -Anjelica and Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides

Damn I'm good!" -Sideswipe; Transformers: Revenge of the fallen (and If I may: Damn! He IS good! And so SO hot! ...is it creepy I find an alien robot hot??)

"It's like a mexican stand-off!" -Sideswipe; Transformers: Dark of the moon

"Here's your lucky bunny."
"Oh, no. It's only this part here that's lucky" *circles foot* -Carly and Sam; Transformers: Dark of the Moon


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92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Taylor Lautner announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings...

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

We all know that Fax is the perfect couple. Copy this into your profile if you are one of the 99% of people who would be in the large angry mob or sending an assasin to kill james patterson if he hooks up Max and Dylan. MYLAN WIL NEVER WORK PEOPLE!

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, redroseinsanity, Catapilla1

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry,Uchiha-Kirara, Superhinata,cherrysaki-chan, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, redroseinsanity, Catapilla1

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you think Fang is so smexy he is on the verge of exploding from smexiness, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 1000pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

AHHH-CHOOOOO!!!...٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶...ifyou're allergic to bulls*t, drama queens, head games, liars, two-facedfake people, s* stirrers & down-right nasty pieces of work, keep this sneeze going!! I'm looking forward to seeing who will re-post this


Copy this into your profile and fill in your favorite characters

1.Sideswipe

2.Harry Potter

3.Merlin

4.Sunstreaker

5.Maximum Ride

6.Danny Fenton/Phantom

7.Total

8.Ginny Weasley

9.Gwaine

10.Percy Jackson

Four invites three to have dinner at their house. What happens?
It would be a total disaster: Sunstreaker was pissed because he was forced to invite squishies over for dinner and then he'd be yelling at merlin to -and I quote- "Watch the paint job!". Of course, Merlin would probably think its a demon come to try and kill Arthur and then attack the autobot with magic, causing him to get squished because he didn't watch the paint job.

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.
Gwaine: cmon Max! It'll be fun! Or are u a chicken??? *clucks*
Max: I'll have you know I'm actually Peregrine Falcon, thank you very much. And you're a sexist pig! *Kicks Gwaine in the family jewels*
Gwaine: eep!

If you could choose to sleep over at one or six's house, who would you chose?
OMG definitely Sideswipe's! Then I can chill with him and his twin at the autobot base! Hells yeah! AND I'll help sunny with his paint job- that merlin wrecked- and drive around in frikin sweet lamborghini's or Corvettes! (G1 or Movie, u choose)

Mind you, staying at Danny's house would be cool, with all the ghost stuff and adventures in the ghost zone, but for me it was a no-brainer :)

Two and seven are making out and ten walks in. What happens?
Percy: *walks in* *covers eyes* oh gods! I've seen some pretty scary stuff but THAT is just nasty! And I mean, harry, your Godfather wwas a DOG. U could be kissing sirius for all u know!
Harry: *immediately stops and looks disgusted*
Total: *Whines* aw, cmon! Unfair! Im not sirius!

Three falls in love with six and eight is jealous. What happens?
Ginny would be freaked because its, well, slash! and that pairing would never last! And ginny needs merlin to start the potter line! (hey, I have no idea who harry was decended from, but that would be pretty epic)

One starts a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what happens?
Sideswipe: ...so then you convert the energy particals like that and... vola! Freshly converted energon! Go ahead and try it at home! It's delicious! ...oh, btw, energon is toxic to humans! Lol! :)

Three has to Marry eight four or nine. Who will he/she choose? (Merlin with Sunstreaker, Ginny or Gwain. Hmm...)
Merlin: Gwaine, I choose you! the big yellow banana will try and squish me and the girl is apparently with my decendant!
Gwaine: ...I really need to stop getting drunk at the tavern... *stumbles off*
Sunstreaker: who r ya callin a banana?

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from five. What is it?
Total has kidnapped Harry Potter and demands something from Max...hmmm...
Total: Find Angel!!
Harry: no Max, don't do it! Run while you can! *sighs and wipes away tear* I'm such a martyr!
Max: wth?? u do realise I actually WANT to find Angel, right? You didn't have to capture scar-head here
Harry: hey! U r ruining my martyr-ness!

Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?
If Sunny and Sides weren't there, definitely, but the twins were just itching for a chance to step on Merlin! :)

Everyone is invited to two and ten's wedding except eight. What do they do?
Ginny: *screeches* WHAT? Since when was MY harry getting to some sea-spawn who's now allowed to FLY? At least I'm not afraid of getting blasted out of the sky! *Starts throwing bat-bogey hexes*

One is late for two and ten's wedding. Why and what do they do?
Sideswipe: hey, sorry I'm late, sunny wouldn't stop fussing about his paint j- whoa! What is going on here? Ooh! Entertainment -more than I was expecting at a human ceremony anyway! *grabs popcorn*

Five and nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?
Me: Gwaine, I can understand. He's nearly always drunk! But you Max?
Max: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! *runs into closed window*
Me: Lol. U can stay- entertainment value!

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?
Harry: No! Ron! Grrr, you person from the past! I am going to come and make you pay *death eater attacks* as soon as I'm done with moldyshorts!

Six and one are in Mortal danger. Will they make it out or will one forget the other?
Sideswipe: yay! a fight! And, ya know, being metal helps!
Danny: and technically I'm not mortal in ghost form *goes intangible*
Both: lol! :)

eight and three go camping but forget to bring food. What do they do?
Merlin: Kilgharrah! Go kill us a deer!
Ginny: Dont worry Killy! I've got this! Accio Maccas!

Five is in a car crash and is in a critical condition. What does nine do?
Gwaine: crap! Everyone is going to kill me! Especially Max! RUN!


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Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

52. Asking, "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time.
53. The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartelics, and the Junior Death Eaters

54. I will not tell Draco and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
55. I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do whatever I want.

56. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.

57. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles"

58. I will not jump up, yelling "VOLDEMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.

59. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place".

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

60. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

61. Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, "Morsmordre" is just plain mean.

62. I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

63. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, We're Off to See the Wizard.
64. However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.

65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

66. I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
67. I will not say, "Dude get a life" to Voldemort.

68. I must not point at Voldemort and say "I taught him everything he knows".


Maximum Ride fan quiz!
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
YES! ;]

2. Did you cry when Ari died?
No, but I never cry. I just felt really, really sad [

3. Do you think Fang is hot?
Nooooooo. I'm a teenage girl, what do ya think! I seriously don't know why this question is even here...

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
R-eeh.

5. Do you laugh every time you hear the name Mr Chu?
Who doesn't

6. In MAX, did you laugh histerically when Total started talking about marrige?
OMG yes! ;]

7. Did you squeal at all the Fax in MAX?
I don't squeal. In fact, I didn't believe it was real at first. I had to go back and read it AGAIN to make sure it wasn't my imagination, then I started doing random happy dances, bouncing off the walls and was happy for the rest of the month.

8. Did you throw MR: STWAOES at the wall when the flock split up?
YES!

9. Who is your favourite character?
ummm...can I say ALL the flock (minus dylan) + total

10. Do you like Jeb?
He's really annoying...i dunno

11. Were you making a WTF face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Not really, I could see it coming. but then it was like 'wtf, I thought they were part bird, not part fish!'

12. Do you reckon MAX was better than TFW?
even FANG was better than TFW

13. Did you get fed up with Angel and Nudge's slight attitudes in MAX?
nup, not really. Angel's attitude was WAY WAY worse in FANG

14. Order of favourites?
STWAOES, MAX, SOF, AE, FANG, ANGEL (coming out in march 2011, yay!), Blank, blank, blank. I'm sorry, but TFW is too crap to be in that list

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
anthem by superchic[k]

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as the band playing the song on your ipod?
umm...not really. I heard rumors that Fang is good at music, but Fang is good at everything

17. Who do you think the voice should be?
I have absolutely no idea

18. Do you think that one or more members of the flock should learn an instrument?
Well, I said Fang is good at everything but I can see him on bass, Max on lead guitar or vocalist, Gazzy on drums, Iggy on keyboard (lol), nudge and Angel are backup singers, Dylan can stick his head between the symbols

19. What bugged you most about TFW?
All global warming obsessed, too short, no fax, bridgette and fang, nothing to do with the other books, the list goes on. The one good bit about it, though, was the birdseed

20. Fax or Miggy or Mylan?
Definately Fax

21. Did you cry when Fang left Max?
I know I said I don't cry, but I was bawling my eyes out.

22. Did you breathe a giant sigh of relief when Max brought Fang back to life?
YES!

23. Do you hate Dylan?
DIE DYLAN DIE!

24. Do you hate it how Dylan is made for Max and she starts falling for him?
YES YES YES! DIE DYLAN!!!

25. What do you hate most about Fang leaving the flock?
umm, the actual LEAVING THE FLOCK part. But also 'cause Max and Fang just hooked up and I want more Fax, no Mylan! Also, in the ANGEL summary, it says that Max might start falling for Dylan. MURDER DYLAN! I will murder JP if he hooks Max and Dylan up!


1.Grab the book closest to you, go to page 81 and read line 4.
"We are holding your brother's weddin her in a few days time young man-" Molly Weasly: Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows

2.Stretch your right arm as far as it can touch. What can you touch?
Nothing!

3. What's the last thing you watched on TV?
Danny Phantom

4. without looking at a clock, guess what time it is.
9 pm?

5.Now look at the clock.
9:14. Dammit!

6. with the exeption of the computer, what can you hear?
My stomach grumbling and the dishwasher and some crickets

7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Running errands on Multimedia camp, earlier today

8. before this survey, what did you look at?
Pictures I have drawn

9. What are you wearing?
Sports uniform

10. did you dream last night?
yep! I had ghost powers like danny phantom and also wings like Max ride, but I didnt really need them and then Sideswipe came up and said he was to be my new guardian and then we played a game of ultimate hide and seek all through Queensland!

11. When did you laugh last?
five minutes ago

12. what is on the walls of the room you're in?
Pics I've drawn/painted and shelves with a lot of books

13. seen anything weird lately?
Ben's Goldilocks hair (lol, inside joke)

14. What do you think of this quiz so far?
Different...

15. What is the last film you saw?
Transformers: Dark of the moon

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over-night, what would you buy?
Lots of books, the new macbook, a mansion and a lamborghini gallardo.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't kno :)
I'm shit scared of mice. bugs are cool, spiders are sweet, snakes are awesome but mice just scare the blooming heck out of me. Oh that, and I'm really good at keeping secrets! I'm like a secret machine! I'm also a sarcasm machine! I know sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, but it's the funniest, and you can't help it when you were literally born with it :P

18. If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt an politics, what would it be?
Death

19. George Bush:
I have no idea. I'm an aussie so I don't really care, but from what I've heard, he was a crappy leader.

20. Imagine your first child was a girl. What would you name her?
Skyler. I'm in love with that name ]

21. Imagine your first child was a boy. What would you name him?
Jasper (not because you think, I liked that name before I read twilight)

30. would you ever consider living abroad?
Nah, I luv australia too much ;]


You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Remember: when life gives you lemons, you make grapejuice, and then you sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. :)

Crap Happens, and then you die.

Don't you think it's scary that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Duct tape is like the force- it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

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Because of the Telepath by sunshine2006578 reviews
When Max is captured by evil scientists, and the flock is thrown into Fang's hands, Angel thinks she's found the girl that could save them all-including the girl.What they don't realize is normal isn't always what it seems... IggyxOC FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,468 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Erasing The Future by Moxterminator reviews
Harry goes back in time to redo his Hogwarts years after losing the war, his family, and his wife, Ginny Potter to Voldemort. Alternate Universe. Years 1-4 but canon up to end of year 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 452,561 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/7/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G.
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
Truth Or Dare With The Cullens And Wolves by Eminnis reviews
So though I know there are many of these out there, I thought this would be fun to do! The Cullens and the wolves play Truth Or Dare! Post BD! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/29/2009
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 3,286 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
First Snow by SapphireBee reviews
The autobots had never experinced snow, until after a heavy snowstorm they find themselves in the middle of a winter wonderland. When Sam then decides to visit Bumblebee for the winter break, the pair get up to much mischief. Something sinister is however looming over the horizon, something that may force them apart. Will Sam's hold on Bumblebee be enough?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,845 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Long Lost Friends by Untoldtitan27 reviews
Piper misses her home terra Terra Casa and she misses her friends, but when she gets a chance to see them it gets ruined by Finns trip to Terra Tropica...or is it? Will love blosom? Will hiden loves be found? *COMPLETE*! Maybe an atlernet ending. :
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Witches, Wizards, and Winged Mutants by Envy and Fury reviews
The Flock have been enrolled in Hogwarts, a 'special' school for 'special' people. The Marauders decide to take the newcomers under their wings, not knowing that they actually have wings. But really, how long can you go without being chased by lunatics?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Diary Of A Young Vampire by Psycholips reviews
Alice finds the diaries of Edward's childhood friend & sweetheart Bella. He doesn't remember her though. The Cullens read Bella's diary...What happens when a certain brunette appears in Forks? And Edward suddenly starts remembering everything about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,854 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Side Effects by Transformersfan123 reviews
Just because Sam couldn't hear them, didn't mean the Primes had left. They said they had been watching him for a long time, and they hadn't stopped just because he'd met them. Rated T for safety.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,385 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Resuming Life by ladyjulianna reviews
chapter 114 is now up: I love questions in reviews they keep me going and give me ideas!. The story is about Mikaela, Sam, bumblebee and Jazz bonded as the new Allspark and how life keeps going. The pic is mix of megan fox and Shia thats what sprite would look like with blue eyes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 392,521 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Same Old, Nothing New by SilverHeart09 reviews
The sequel to 'Busy Day At The Office'- Hope you enjoy it! Featuring all the Marvel characters I can think of, please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
What Happens Next by SINGACTWRITE123 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Now that Renessme is fully grown the Cullens and Jacob are leaving without leaving anything behind but a note for Charlie and Renee. But roadtrips and living with the Cullens is no normal thing. Who will get sucked into the family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,700 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Demigods go to Highschool by DragoNik reviews
Pery and Nico finally go to high school after 5 years with their dad. They DON'T know about camp half blood. they meet Annabeth and Thalia. So what will happen? All PJO characters dead are alive. Percabeth and Thalico. This story is obviously AU! Enjoy :D!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,085 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Wings and Wizards by WarriorsFreak reviews
Normal is, as normal gets. The flock believes they are going to a school for special children, but they weren't ready for what defined special when they accepted. As they are divided, will the separation cause only holes that may not be mended? That's what happens when you mix wings and wizards. Read and review please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,297 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009
Uncharted Web by jennifart reviews
"Wait, do you even know what the Internet is?" "It's a net that people share?" Jace, Isabelle and Alec are introduced to the Internet by Clary, Simon and Magnus!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010
Rebirth by Fiori75 reviews
Phoenix tears and Basilisk venom. The greatest forms of medicine and poison mix in Harry's body mutating him and giving rise to something new. Based as loosely as i can make it on Of Tears and Venom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,169 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
Arcanum by Sweet Trees reviews
AU. Years ago, two young boys wander into the forest and meet a mysterious person. Years pass, he still visits the place in an effort to figure out who and what she really is.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Truth or Dare? Bear? by Birdwatched reviews
What happens when the Flock plays Truth or Dare? Plenty of FAX in this one for all you FAX lovers! Sorry, so sorry, I wrote this when I was fourteen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and Deaths Revenge by DazMal reviews
Harry died a natural death at 112, he ends up back at the crossover between life and the next great adventure, death gives him a choice, move on or go back and do it all over again risking everything to save his friends. Warning: Some Mature Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 226,817 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R3, Aftermath by Darth Writer55 reviews
After the Zero Requiem, Lelouch was gifted by a mysterious man, The True power of Geass, and is given his only chance to change the course of history. Will he be successful or will mankind never walk the earth again. Romance/Thriller/drama/etc.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,105 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Avenging Angels by Avenging Angels reviews
10 years ago they watched her fall. The Great, Indestructible, Invincible, Maximum Ride brought down after the ultimate act. Protecting those she loved most...those she left behind. The Flock disbanded- Full summary inside. Reviews are greatly appreciated
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 160,046 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Max - Complete
We're All Going on a Host Club Holiday by MidnightStarlightWrites reviews
After an eventful year, the Host Club decide to go on a Summer-long tour of Europe. What awaits our favourite Holidaying Host Club? Because things sure aren't likely to go smoothly! Lots of TamaHaru! R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,060 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
What Happens in Vegas by Tammy Angel reviews
The Flock and the PJO Gang run into each other in none other than fabulous Las Vegas! But their vacations end when something frightening begins to stir. Will they team up and finally discover their destinies? And what's Aphrodite plotting? post TLO & MAX.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Percy J.
It's a Family Matter by Frenzi99 reviews
One is a Human Prime and the other a Demigod. It was supposed to be a somewhat quiet family reunion of their moms. However, with Percy's magnet of bad luck and Sam's fate with alien robots, things just couldn't get any worse. Could they? Post TLO and ROTF
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,302 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Percy J., Sam W.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Two Saviours and a Maniac by PhoenixPhlame reviews
4yrs as Head of the Auror Department, and overworked. Unfortunately for Harry, when Kira shows up in Japan, he finds himself unanimously chosen to infiltrate the NPA! Bring on the detective L, who soon starts digging deeper to discover Harry's secrets!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,308 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., L
U and A by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
After Max left in the middle of the night, the flock split up. Now, three years later, the lives they left behind are catching up to them. COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 74,423 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Water Balloon Fight by Emma zooka reviews
A series of one-shots involving our favorite Percy Jackson characters in everyday life, and how they deal with it in their own special, demigodly way. Including Percy winning a water balloon fight, a surprise meeting with Nancy Bobofit, and many more.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Percy J.
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Prank Wars by Codiak reviews
Danny played a string of harmless pranks...which then made Vlad want to get back at him! As the saying goes, "THIS MEANS WAR!"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Kith and Kin by CoronaIgnis reviews
When Jack and Maddie let slip that they've experimented with ghost hybrids, Team Phantom is determined to learn everything they can about the project. The only problem- they don't like where it's headed. At all.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,754 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
A Question of Motives by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 303,673 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Promise: Rebellion of Dreams by FabledMaster2100 reviews
Imagine an alternate timeline where Lelouch, the genius mastermind journeys to fight against an empire for revenge. This story begins with the Mao Arc of the original CODE GEASS plot. Hope you enjoy!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,567 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max: The War Eagle by Heart of Diamond reviews
1/3: Bloodline Trilogy. After MR3. Max fell pregnant & left, forcing the flock split. People have turned against mutants & experiments alike. Max must rebuild the flock & save the world before war breaks out. But Max's daughter is a target. Fax! Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
What Hurts the Most by PrimeSidesXX reviews
Sunstreaker is missing... but the reason behind it isn't what everyone at first things.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sideswipe - Complete
Bird Kids in the NEST by AdInventum reviews
Maximum Ride was created to save the world. Now she must learn to trust a military group that fights alien robots. Lots of Max-humor, wisecracks, and big bots! thanks for all the great reviews, people! :D
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,723 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Max, Optimus Prime
Fate of Man by I-sold-my-soul-for-a-cookie reviews
Sector Seven not only hid Aliens beneath Hoover dam, but also the flock. After Sam discovers the report when trying to free his alien car, he finds new allies and new friends in a war that will consume the world. During 1 movie. Fax, Niggy, other pairing.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Max, Sam W.
Faith by LovelyFarron reviews
Post-DOTM. Major spoilers. Sam never lost faith in them, even when everything else told him to believe otherwise. Not slash.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Watching by RAVen05 reviews
Because Bay doesn't know how to handle grief. Major DOTM Spoilers. After it's all over, Will returns home to his family.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - W. Lennox, Annabelle L. - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Forgotten by You May Call Me reviews
Bella is a vampire. She was "born" the same year as Carlisle. What will happen when Bella comes to Forks? What if the new vampire changes the Cullen's lives forever. But will she be a ally or enemy? What lurks beneath her pretty face? Who will she let in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 149,986 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Have You Done? by codegeassvampireknight reviews
AU. Lelouch and Suzaku want to conquer a country run by C.C. and Euphemia. What happens when they both find themselves falling of the enemy? Summary sucks. Full good one inside.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,064 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fifth Year Adventure by NewTimeFan reviews
This story was previously titled "Harry Potter and the Secrets of the Founders." Contains animagus, powers increased, adventure, love, and Harry Potter as in incredible hero of the light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,560 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Harry P.
A Ring of Wings by Terelex reviews
Max and the Flock are transported into the book The Lord of the Rings when an experiment goes wrong... or did it? I know it sounds really wierd but hey, why not? Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,083 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Unrecognizable Faces by werestillflying reviews
When the Flock is found badly hurt by Booth and Bones, they may just have found sanctuary at last. Takes place during SoF. Only BoothxBones & AngelaxHodgins Romance. Maybe some Fax. Read inside for more info. Rated T to be safe
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,363 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Max, Fang, T. Brennan, S. Booth
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
How They Find Out by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Botosphere: You Are Not Forgotten by IronRaven reviews
Set in the Botosphere. It has been centuries since Sunstreaker was listed on the Autobots rolls as MIA. When fears and doubts turn to rage that endangers the entire team, someone has a talk with Sideswipe.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sideswipe, W. Lennox
The Montauk Vacation by MidnightMoon2 reviews
The whole story is Percabeth. This story is about Percy and Annabeth's one year anniversary of dating and they're spending it at the cabin in Montauk. I don't own any of the characters in this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Prime by Luki Dimension reviews
Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,802 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Duet by Moonchild10 reviews
In need of a performing arts credit for her transcript, Haruhi seeks piano lessons from Tamaki. The result is a bit more bonding than either of them ever expected. When the heir is willing to give up anything for a commoner, what is the Suoh family to do?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 91,398 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Flock Facebooks by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
The flock gets facebooks! Intrests, Basic information, everything. Afterwords chats and other. Disclaimer: I do not own MR
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Livin' Up the Good Life by GracefulWolvesInTheNight reviews
2nd out of 3 in the Life series. When you're dating a giant alien robot, life tends to be interesting. Especially with the situations I end up getting myself into. Oops. But at least things never get boring! Bumblebee/OC : Jen's POV
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,606 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Anything But Easy by biteoutoflife reviews
Sequel to Not So Normal. As if growing up wasn’t hard enough, Max comes face to face with more challenges. Friends and foes become hard to separate, and as powers and intentions are revealed, her life flips upside down. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Erasing Lissa by TMI reviews
I drew a picture of Lissa that looked so ridiculously evil that I had inspiration for a fic about it. WARNING: Brief one-sided Lissa/Fang. I hate it too, so it gets booted immediately.Lissa gets KOed twice! And Sam gets kicked in the face by Ange! R&R pls
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Fang, Max
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Once and Future King by BeccaPotter1 reviews
WARNING: SEASON 3 SPOILERS 'Perhaps we're heading for a new time. You may need to take charge, become; become king.' This story is set straight after Season 3. No Slash, Arthur/Gwen relationship!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,655 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
lullaby for a story night by violet120 reviews
post manga Tamaki and Haruhi are both married but what will they do when there 7yr old daughter is scared of thunder and lighting? HaruXTama Fluffy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Jack Frost by OuroborosMoon reviews
Jack Frost longs to become human. When Father Winter allows him to become human for the remainder of winter, Jack takes on the name of Tamaki Suoh. Will he be able to remain human, and win the love of commoner Haruhi Fujioka?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Queen by DoomKitty2113 reviews
Graduation is almost here. Tamaki and Haruhi have been secretly dating, and Tamaki proposes! How will the other react? And what happens after grad? Maybe a prince or princess for the King and Queen?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Total Drama Mutants by cartoongal11 reviews
Gwen has a bit of a secret that's she's keeping from her friends. See Gwen's Uncle happens to be a mutant on The X-Men team, and when her friends find out. Well...let's just say that there's going to be alot of action, adventure, violence, and romance.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Gwen - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 5,796 - Follows: 6,760 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
When Struck By Lightning by BlissfulTranquility reviews
Haruhi's been hit by lightning! Now... she actually wants to be... a GIRL? How will the Hosts be able to keep her secret and keep her from expulsion?... But there's one person who will do ANYthing to stop the suspicious growing bond between Tamaki and HER
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Another by Fly On Aya reviews
Deveraux Academy for Girls is the school Max will spend the rest of her senior year. There, she befriends Kaichou and somewhere along the way, she meets Fang. Maybe her life is gonna change. WARNING: CLICHE FLASHBACKS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,003 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Three years later by Tubbiful reviews
Three years has passed and Haruhi is pregnant. Will everything go smoothly? T for safety.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
My Crazy Life by GracefulWolvesInTheNight reviews
1st out of 3 in Life series. I love Sam. Really I do, but even twins can get annoyed with each other. I swear if Miles hits on me one more time he WILL be missing part of his anatomy. And what's with our new car? Bumblebee/OC : Jen's POV
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,871 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Bumblebee - Complete
Endless Staircase by Aras Potter reviews
"Arthur,I'd like to think that the kiss we shared in the second level actually meant something." One shot told from Arthur's point of view. ArthurXAriadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Champion of Olympus by TheseusLives reviews
This is an alternate universe for PJO, Percy Jackson is the son of Poseidon and the hero of the great prophecy, but Percy is much more than he seems.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,100 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Death Ride by Potatostien reviews
When L helps Max while she's in Japan she returns the favor by getting the flock to help him on the Kira case using there powers. How thing's would have turned out for both the series if they would have met.
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,162 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
There's Something About Merlin by jaqtkd reviews
Based on 3.08 but set after 3.13. Really interested in Gwaine's reaction during this - suspected he might know about Merlin. Here's my take on what he would think if he did! One off ficlet.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
School Holidays with Skyler & Tyler by The Rose Angel reviews
There Catapilla1's Two most trouble making charcter, and that's all I really need to say, the title says everything.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010
The Cutoff Chronicles: An Icy Blaze by AmyQueen95 reviews
North America has vanished, and the only evidence remaining of the Flock's existence is Lex Hardly, Max's daughter. Lex leaves everything behind in search of answers, and in the process becomes caught in a world she never could have imagined.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,301 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
Things Catapilla1's charaters arn't allowed to do by The Rose Angel reviews
Ever wounder what Catapilla1 charaters are not allowed to do, no, oh, Well I did. Btw Catapilla1 is one of my good friends here on fanfic and at schooll .
Crossover - Misc. Books & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010
Spies, Mutants, and Chatrooms OH MY! by the7thflockmember reviews
what if the characters from the Gallagher Series met the Flock over a chatroom. Probably going to be OOC. There WILL be a sequel. I need help for a better title possibly and better screen names for them. Please and thank you. D
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
When Wings and Wands Collide by Not Here Dont Talk to Me reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has a special task for the flock. But with things like Umbridge and Slytherins in the way, can they succeed? And a more formidable opposition is plotting against them... Will they survive? Set during Harry's 5th year, after Max.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009
Dorito of Doom by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot. Set in the same universe as Tenshi of Light21's "Autobot Pranks". How much trouble can a desire to rest and a resemblance to a certain snack food cause? Apparently, a lot when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4155 - Favs: 3,956 - Follows: 4,177 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
For Science by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have come a long way since landing on Earth. But an 'incident' with Maggie Madsen oh so politely reminds them they still haven't come quite far enough. Post 2007 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Maggie M., Sideswipe - Complete
Speak Now by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
It's the same story with Edward left Bella,but it's different.It's based off Taylor Swift's new song,Speak Now.Edward is getting married to Tanya,but his family hate her,so it's up to Bella to stop it and interrupt the wedding!EXB Fluff Vamps and Humans
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Sunrise by Zea T reviews
Lennox wasn't aware the Autobot team was incomplete, until an unexpected arrival reveals an equally unexpected threat. A NEST perspective on events as Sunstreaker joins his twin Sideswipe on Earth. Post-RotF. First Transformers fic - reviews welcomed!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sideswipe, W. Lennox - Complete
A Bottle Of Bailey's and a Spoon Named Fred by Twisted Bloodlust reviews
On a particularly boring afternoon, Emmett seeks out some fun and finds it in the form of a bottle of Bailey's. A lot of mess and ridiculousness later, Bella is drunk and none of the Cullens are quite sure how to handle it. OOC/DrunkBella/SexualInnuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Two Weeks by Jana reviews
AU - Waylon Forge was dead, my parents were leaving town to tend to the funeral, and I was being shipped off to stay with the Cullens for two weeks. Residing with the most reclusive family on the west coast was bound to be an experience I'd never forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,933 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Tier In Geist by XlaraC reviews
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb... literally. Everybody has what is known as a 'spirit animal'. Everybody knows who your spirit animal is - it's perfectly normal in this world. Edward and Bella meet, and are thrown into an odd sort of romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,661 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Allure by sillysac reviews
Something in the air changed...as his hand brushed my upper arm softly. The heat from the afternoon disappeared, as if I had been plunged into a freezer. Goosebumps erupted across my skin. Patch froze, sensing the difference too. "Your skin is cold."
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,985 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Get up and face it by AnnaMapple reviews
Max gets a new life, one she doesn't like till she meets fang... FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 53,908 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After the Storm by Senshi'sBard reviews
Besides the thunderstorm of death, Haruhi's up against an uncomfortably affectionate Tamaki... maybe she should have stayed in the wardrobe after all. Alternate ending to episode 8, TamakixHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Titan's Pirates by TheseusLives reviews
Percy is in college and he is selected to join the school's deep sea research cruise. What happens when his cruise is interrupted by pirates? Not just any pirates, a Titan's pirates. Sequel to Prince in Training.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,227 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Beads of Subjugation by MyShadowOfDoom reviews
What happened when Bella meets Kagome with the Beads of Subjugation? Jacobs demise of course!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kagome H., Bella - Complete
Someday I'll Find You by CrazyCutePeanut reviews
Princess Ruby's uncle, King Ghostly, keeps nagging her to find a prince, but none of the guys amount to what's she wants. When she takes in a helpless peasent named Skull Boy, what could happen?
Ruby Gloom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
We'll Be a Dream by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Edward left in New Moon, blah, blah, blah. Well Tanya wants him to be in a talent show with her. Little does she know, she gets replaced with Bella. All thanks to Alice and Emmett! Different than any other Edward comes back story! One-Shot! EXB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lord of the Wind by teddylonglong reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,424 - Reviews: 5720 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cantarella by RaspberryBloodTablets reviews
AU. As a child, Haruhi was supposedly abandoned by her father and left to live on the Suou estate. Since then, she has been arranged to marry her friend Tamaki Suou. Love between the two seems impossible. That is, until reality is skewed by poison...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,267 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Accidental Discharge by Mercy Rule reviews
'5 Times' fic. Five times Ironhide almost experienced accidental discharge of his cannons, and the one time he really did. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Fighting For Love by TaylorrStrife reviews
*Sequel to Shine Bright* Five years after Thalia rejected the Hunters, Apollo and her are a happy couple just enjoying life. But what happens when a new half-blood arrives to camp and he just so happens to be Aphrodite's child? ApolloxThalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,625 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
What not to do when living with Autobots by Hopestar435 reviews
This is a list of rules that have been approved by Prowl and Red Alert all humans and some Autobots must read and follow all rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Prince in Training by TheseusLives reviews
This is a sequel to Last Summer. Percy is in Atlantis training to control his out-of-control powers. Will he succeed and what adventures will he have in his undersea kingdom.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,447 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Cullens go to Hogwarts by Erica.K.Bailey reviews
The Cullens discover the world of magic when they go to Hogwarts during the TriWizard Tournament. Post Eclipse/pre-Breaking Dawn, during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Canon/AU WINNER - Best Crossover Twi-HP at twiawards . web . com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 248,908 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward - Complete
Bee' The Music by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Bumblebee talks through the radio. This can be fun... Bumblebee wreaks havoc on his fellow comrades through his unique way of speaking. Chapter 17: Arcee and Bee want a new room to themselves.... Humor-romance. Bumblebee/Arcee
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,354 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bumblebee, Arcee
Sadalsuud by Enchantable reviews
Moviefic! The day before his wedding to Tamina, Dastan finally tells her the truth about what transpired between them in the alternate time.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,329 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Master of Puppets by Lady Ava reviews
Harsh memories come back to haunt Aerrow as the team prepares for a new mission. But when they discover the base of the original Storm Hawks, more than memories begin to plague the young sky knight. AerrowxPiper.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,445 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Summer with the Flock by Dove's Wings reviews
The flock has been invited to spend the summer with Max's mom and Ella. They have no idea what their getting into. FAX and EGGY Rated T cause i'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
91 Cents to a Million Friendship by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Dawn Adams hates her life, her job, living with her jerk of a stepfather, and she's despised at school. And then she meets an unusual driver of a Corvette Stingray and everything changes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,378 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
I Think I Know You by XxIgnorancexX reviews
Max's life changes when a new family moves next door. Her and her siblings Angel and Gazzy seem to have a lot more in common with the three neighbor kids than they ever could have thought. Fax and adventure later on in the story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,356 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Behind these Midnight eyes by rebmarks reviews
Aloha couz, I have FINALLY updated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,174 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
What Sam hadn't seen coming were the six soldiers at the railing of the topmost row of the stadium. More appropriately: two soldiers, and four semi-solid holograms of soldiers. Sam was going to kill every last one of them.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
After Effect by Jas- El reviews
Things have changed after the the events of ROTF. A love has grown stronger, new allies are always arriving, and yet there's always the danger that comes with living in a world where your enemies are giant robots.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Last Summer by TheseusLives reviews
This is Percy's and Annabeth's last summer as campers before they go off to college. One problem, as campers return for the summer, many never make it to camp. Sequel to Brothers United, Memories, Darkness Approaches and Queen's Revenge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,237 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Sister, Sister, Parental Twister by Elizem18 reviews
*Story contains FANG spoilers!* Set post FANG! Twin girls are separated at birth, and happen to meet 17 years later. A plan is formed between them...get their parents back together. FAX later on *HIATUS*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Max, Fang
Kinship by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Nononon! by Chibimax reviews
Sam finely is home for two weeks from collage. When he turns on his computer, a video starts to play. Set after ROTF
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
All The Stars In The Sky by unbidden16 reviews
Samantha Jane Witwicky was always known as the pretty girl. She hoped one day to be something more, to get beyond a frightening encounter of her past. She wanted a miracle, but never expected visitors from heaven. 2007 Movie-Based. Be ready for a spin.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,480 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Busy Day At The Office by SilverHeart09 reviews
IM conversation bickering contest between Tony and Pepper, and occasionally the rest of the Avengers, even Dummy, Butterfingers and JARVIS make an appearance! Apparently it's the funniest fic on here, or so my ego has been told! Please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Be careful what you wish for by STARszx reviews
Max and Fang are walking down the boardwalk. But they're not alone. Bring in Dr Stupendous, and you get lots of mischief! Makes no sense! Slight Fax?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Brigid D., Max - Complete
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Shine Bright by TaylorrStrife reviews
I swear nobody's smile could be brighter than mine right now, except the sun god's who was sitting here with his arm around me. ApolloxThalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,345 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
The Queen's Revenge by TheseusLives reviews
A sequel to Brothers United, Memories and Darkness Approaches. The queen of the gods is out for revenge. With Olympus and Camp Half Blood in turmoil can Percy Jackson and his friends and family survive or is this the end for Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,968 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
A Second Chance by rednekS reviews
The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,092 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Darkness Approaches by TheseusLives reviews
The sequel to Brothers United and Memories. As Athena and Theseus prepare to be married a dark force arises that threatens to destroy the world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dragon's Breath by Omniscientearl reviews
[Being Rewritten as: Harry Potter and the Fire of Eternity] It is the summer after Harry rescued Sirius from the dementors, and things couldn't be more peaceful. In this retelling, however, he takes advantage of Sirius and James' three years of hard work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,772 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Not So Normal by biteoutoflife reviews
High school wasn't what Max expected by a long shot. Detention, boys, and learning have nothing on what happens next in her dull life. She believes she's losing her mind, but she finds out she's not alone in her fight to save the world. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 113,229 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Don't Think You're So Great by Uniasus reviews
Trent's pissed at Sam for stealing Mikaela from him, so he plans some revenge. Starting with that brand new Camaro. 07verse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Memories by TheseusLives reviews
This is a sequel to "Brothers United". This story is in Theseus's POV and follows his travels to Greece with Annabeth and Percy. Some Percabeth and plenty of Theseus & Athena.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,004 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Unwilling Celebrities by Kina Kalamari reviews
-COMPLETE- The flock suddenly finds themselves celebrities, and everything they do seems to end up in the tabloids. Can they get their lives back before something drastic happens? Post-fifth book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,010 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Brothers United by TheseusLives reviews
When a voice in Percy's head leads to a new and important prophecy, the adventure that ensues will forever change the lives of Percy and those closest to him. Takes place after TLO, some Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,979 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Marauders Notes by Paddywhack reviews
Some random notes passed between the Marauders during different classes. Rated T for language. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,413 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Prodigy's Ascension by Halt.CPM reviews
Harry Potter, the passed over brother to the girl-who-lived Katie Potter, is about to go to Hogwarts. But being a Prodigy and all, his adventures at Hogwarts are bound to get a little...out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 117,607 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Then Came Sunstreaker by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Post-ROTF... When Sunstreaker came, Lennox and Epps couldn't figure out why all the Autobots were so happy and yet worried that he and Sideswipe were reunited. And then Ironhide was pranked . . .
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/2/2010 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, R. Epps, Sideswipe - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wings of Gold by roarry reviews
Post HBP. A mysterious stranger, along with Fawkes, show up at Harry's door the day after Harry arrives at Privet Drive. He asks Harry to go with him to see the true fate that lies ahead of him. Harry:Ginny..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,179 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
New World Alliance by BlueTiger321 reviews
The Storm Hawks and the Cyclonians get transported to a new world. In order to get back to Atmos, they must team up with a group they just met. Will the Storm Hawks beat the Cyclonians, save the new world and get back home?
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,784 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
FANG: Archangel in Disguise by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang's been caught by Itex. While caught he meets a baby girl... that is his and Max's. after a year of Itex tests, he escapes with her and has to decide. Go back to the flock? Or raise his kid in saftey? OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,078 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Harry Potter: DADA teacher, Wrong Time Though by Goose Girl18 reviews
Harry has just been accepted as DADA teacher by McGongall. But on his way out he knocks over a bell jar containg all the Time-Turner dust from the Dep. of Mysteries. Now he's way back in time with the same job only, he's teaching his parents?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P.
Werewolf Epidemic by YoursFeatherly reviews
When saving the world leads them to tiny Forks, Washington, weird things happen. Iggy and Fang start running fevers, then the whole Flock gets it. Why? Read to find out. FAX FOREVER!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Legally a Minor: Alternate Version by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Alternate Version to Legally a Minor- Max has had enough of Brigid hanging all over Fang, and when the perfect opportunity to shove the truth right down Brigid's throat arises, what else can Max do but take it with ease? After all, Max ALWAYS wins.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Commanding Lightning by FalselyTrue reviews
In a futuristic vision, Max learns that she will cause the Flock's deaths. In an attempt to prevent it, she attempts suicide...and fails. Three years later, she commands a special team for a company called Xeti. When the flock joins, all heck turns loose!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,114 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Max - Complete
Maximum Ride: The final battle by Emotionally Insecure reviews
Max and her flock are at it again in this version of Maximum Ride 6. takes place after MAX, and contains a lot of FAX. They find themselves in lots of 'safe' houses, and working for the FBI! wow! read and review...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Max
Triangle Man by Kittisbat reviews
The Autobots and their human allies stumble upon the song "Triangle Man" and stupidity ensues. Inspired by the Transformer's Wiki, Teletran 1. One shot. Appropriate for most ages.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - W. Lennox, Starscream - Complete
First: Do No Harm by L. Mouse reviews
Ratchet meets Dr. House when alien nanytes are discovered in a critically injured Sam Witwicky's blood. The resulting critical mass of snark ends the universe as we know it.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - G. House, Ratchet
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Fallen Angels by FutureNinjas reviews
When the Squints uncover a set of bones belonging to a genetically enhanced experiment, they become immersed in a battle between one of their main funding groups, Itex, with the help of a certain group of Avian Americans.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
School Shootout by Shadowgirl119 reviews
Set after the first movie. There's trouble at Sam's school, will he survive without the Autobots?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,954 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
An Interesting First by Marlicat reviews
Harry's first word was not what Lily and James wanted it to be. It was more suited, actually, to his godfather's taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Crazy Things we do for Love by redroseinsanity reviews
Max has to destroy Itex's last branch. Along the way, Max and Fang do a whole bunch of crazy stuff for love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,378 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
The Flock Meet the Cullens On MSN by GenocideOfColors reviews
The possibilities are endless. What could possibly go wrong? Well, what could possibly go right?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Avalon Demon High by Inu-Gurl07 reviews
"You're so lucky, Kagome. you get to start fresh" I,Kagome Higurashi am being forced to move to Tokyo.Where I will be attending Avalon Demon High. So new school, new friends and drama.Its a demon school but its still a high school. So drama is expected.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 287,719 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Weird Family by District X reviews
One-Shot. When Galloway decides to try and cut Sam off from the Cybertronians, he gets a stupid idea: Test Optimus Prime. "Hurting the boy would be a great mistake."...Rated M for Sam's foul mouth, and violence.Update: A chapter for every Autobot with Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
The Last Battle by BetweenFairytales reviews
Set after TFW. Max and the gang have to finish off the School and Itex once and for all. It starts off with mostly Fax stuff and gets into some action with the School later. I'm horrible at summarizing anything! But at least there's Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Parental Responsibilities by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Lennox gets the strangest late night phone call of his life from the last person in the galaxy he expected it to be from. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Fire in the Blood by rianess reviews
AU. Fawkes heals baby Harry after he is injured, and leaves him with some interesting side effects. How will this change his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Fawkes
Another Chance by January Q reviews
Bella's a vampire who moves to Forks and meets the Cullen vampires with the exception of one who is a human. She wants to start a new life after years in the Volturi Guard. Her life makes a turning point when her past catches up with her. Original! Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,758 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Computer Class from Hell by DaemonicKitten reviews
On a day filled with boredom, the Corvette Twins decide to annoy the other Autobots with a massive prank. One human knows whats going on, and seems to be enjoying themselves, but why is Sunstreaker screaming at a computer? ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sideswipe - Complete
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Why Sideswipe is Silver by DaemonicKitten reviews
Animated Sideswipe had always been red, but movie Sideswipe was silver. Why is that? This is one of my theories of what might have happened. AU. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Mikaela B. - Complete
Aporia by Lnzy1 reviews
The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Twilight Musical by Random Dramatic Comedy reviews
Bella and the Cullens move to Albuquerque while on the run from James and enroll in East High. From there, everything begins getting crazy. Nothing is the way it should be, and this is definitely the start of something new!
Crossover - Twilight & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,113 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Untapped Power by QuietFlight reviews
Post OOTP. Nightmares plague Harry after the battle in the Department of Mysteries. Sirius barely escaped with his life thanks to Harry and an unexplained power that is starting to emerge. What will life be like living with the marauders?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P.
Blood Calls To Blood by Deja and Darcie reviews
Mike's murder on the Cullen's land creates problems when Booth and Bones are called to investigate. Booth and Bones are mixed in with Alice's visions of the future of the Cullens. Set after all the Twilight books. First in the "Blood" Series.
Crossover - Bones & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - S. Booth, Edward - Complete
With a name like Cullen, it has to be dazzling by maggiekb reviews
The Cullens are in a creative writing class together. The teacher assigns them to edit a popular slogan so that it reflects their partner. Bella is human, Cullens are vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
War by Camila101 reviews
Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Hidden Secrets by Aleria14 reviews
Heaven is Max and Fang's daughter, but she doesn't know about the wings or the school. She has lived a completely normal life, until one day she gets captured by the Whitecoats. What will happen when she finds out about the flock's past?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,466 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
When the Day Met the Night by Kris Harold reviews
Prince Tamaki has never had a true friend and now he's fallen ill.A friendship with the commoner girl Haruhi just might be better for him than he could have possibly imagined. TamaHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,074 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
An Immortal Child? by Alyssa105 reviews
What happens when the Cullens prank call the Volturi saying they have an immortal child? Read to find out. Really funny. I was laughing as I wrote this. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Emmett, Aro - Complete
Under the Same Stars by DiamondSummit reviews
maximum ride/twilight crossover. max and the gang move to forks and start high school. their tutors happen to be edward, alice, and bella. what will happen when both sides realise that the others are not 100% human? T for language and older themes
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,517 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Barbequed 'Gators by Age of the Geek Baby reviews
When Sirius fell through the Veil, Remus failed to stop Harry from going after him. In a new world, what trials will the two face as Harry searches for his godfather. And just how involved will they become in the hunt for the Cube and the Autobots' war?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,911 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
A 'Con, a Soldier, and a Newspaper by Greenie Lady Knight of Random reviews
Captian Lennox was ready to defend his country against all Decepticon threats. But how does he defend it from this?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2009 - W. Lennox, Ravage - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Basic Training by snarechan reviews
Pre-RotF. Epps is chosen to help integrate Sideswipe into N.E.S.T once he arrives.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2009 - R. Epps, Sideswipe
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Awkward Situations by WorldofWarCraftFanatic16 reviews
A collection of one-shots including Will, Epps, Sarah, Annabelle, and sometimes Ironhide. Chapter 7: Sarah finally carries out her plan to drive Epps out of the house, but will it work?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - W. Lennox
Sideswipe's Trip by Starbee reviews
Sideswipe discovers that he doesn't like the sand, and that sand doesn't like him. Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Insert for Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen by Mika Chan 55 reviews
Just an insert for the end of the movie dealing with 'The Twins' and Sideswipe. And my take on it. That and something else that happens due to a lack of a certain mech. Rated for slight language. Short read. One Shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fight against Fate by Amberile reviews
In a freak accident, during the ultimate battle, 21 year old Harry is send back through time and space to that fateful day on Halloween. This is the story about Harry’s desperate fight against Fate to save his friends and this new world he is now in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
iPod Chaos by FalselyTrue reviews
Ella, Nudge and Angel decide to have a sleepover in Ella's room. Chaos ensues when they steal the iPods of their family memebers. Funnier than the description, since I can only do so much. K for mild Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Cinderbella by GoldeneyedBella reviews
Bella is the orphan step-daughter of Victoria. Her two evil step-sisters, Jessica and Lauren, are hellbent on ruining her life. Who could possible saver her from this life except the one and only Edward Cullen? *Cullens are still Vampires!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,088 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max was taken from Fang one night. He finds her but also finds something that he is not sure he wants. No, Fang doesn't have a kid he doesn't know about. Though kind of like that. Mang/Fax all the way.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 220 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Slip Ups by Aytheria reviews
A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies’ lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,396 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Bellasitting by Major Grai reviews
Bella is getting babysat by Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle. And of course Emmett gets bored and decides to prank Bella with Jasper's help. And other Bellasitting tales. Mostly fluff. a series of one shots. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Water of Life by MindyMouse reviews
Twilight x Pirates of the Caribbean Crossover. The Fountain of Youth grants immortality, what would it do to already immortal vampires?
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,331 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
IGGY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your IGGY unit? This manual will help you take care of your vision impaired bomber.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Code Geass: The Perfect World by Toph the Trickster reviews
Life in the time of Lelouch of the rebellion was a harsh one. What if thing were different? Charles, the loving father. Lelouch the great prince. Geass, nonexistent. see what things could have been if they lived in a perfect world
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,941 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
FANG: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your FANG unit? This manual will help you take care of your stoic bird kid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Spliced by Maloran reviews
Hearing of a new Muggle breakthrough, Harry tries it, and becomes more than anyone's ever seen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,601 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Harry P.
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
A New Beginning by CloudyWind732984 reviews
The Flock has just saved the world and destroyed the evil Itex. They head over to Max's mom's house to go and live with her. There is a big surprise waiting for them while they are there. There is a jelous Fang and what is the surprise? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,135 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Iggy's Death Note by SpellCaster.KaYa reviews
Maximum Ride/Death Note crossover. As if that wasn't obvious. While bored, Iggy stumbles across a Death Note...The Shinigami is about to get the shock of his life.... Oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
5 Times Renesmee Threw a Temper Tantrum by FictionInReality reviews
Because no child is perfect. Rated for almost language in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Il Corpo, li Commuta by wolf with panther eyes reviews
When Merlin reads out a sentence from a piece of parchment Gaius is studying, he has no idea that it is actually a spell - a spell which, to Morgana, Arthur, Gwen and Merlin's horror, causes them all to switch bodies! NOW COMPLETED!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Ultimate Survival Guide by Jammeke reviews
Trying to keep a specific person alive is much more troublesome than Edward would have believed. But that's probably just because it's Bella. To what lenghts would he go to keep her out of harm's way? You are about to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
PRANKS! by xxfanpirexx reviews
The Cullens start pranking people. Edward "Kills" Bella, Jasper's hat, Rosalie on a "plane", Alice hitting on random people 2 and 3, and... EMMETT IN A PINK FURRY BEDAZZLED SPEEDO! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! Rated T for disturbing moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dance Away, Dance Away, Dance Away All! by kisa-kara-chan reviews
The Royal Birthstone is being revealed at a Christmas Ball on Terra Dancia. The Dark Ace has been told to crash. Aerrow and Piper decide to go undercover to try and stop him. Will they succeed and will they realize their love for each other? AxP pairing.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,299 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Alternate Ending by Ryu-Takehshi reviews
This is an Imidiate conitinuation from the end of episode 26. Just because, the ending didn't seem right to me! TamaxHaru Also, pls go easy on me! This is one of my firsts...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Maximum IM Experience by RavenSparx reviews
Uh oh... the Flock has new computers, and it's time for some serious IMing! Full of FAX, humor, random mind-reading, embarassing questions, and even a little Eggy. Get ready for the maximum IM experience! Rated T for safety, really should be K .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 5,332 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pranking Emmett by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
The Cullen Clan gets back at Emmett for pranking them comtinuous times before
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by elevenhurricanes reviews
It's senior year at Lerner's School. There's prom, graduation, and... Sam! Sam's back, his memory almost gone, and in love with Max. But is he hiding a much darker secret? One that could disrupt the Flock's relationship all-together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,516 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Shinigami Child by Lillian Edwards reviews
On september 18th 1980 a girl is born with the ability to reconize death notes and shinigami without touching a death note. And if that wasn't enough, she also has a tie to L but does she have the ability to save him? L and Oc pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 171,998 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
BACK TO THE FUTURE! by yolapeoples reviews
Harry has just found the mirror Sirius gave him and hopes to communicate with his dead godfather once more, but what happens when the mirror transports him back to 1977 and he runs into the teenager Marauders? Complete chaos, that's what! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,689 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lawliet and Chocolates by Kitty Slap reviews
Sasume K. eats some strange chocolates that send her to the world of DeathNote. She meets her favorite character L and falls in love. Can she save him, will he love her too, and will Kira be caught? LxOC pairing. WARNING: SPOILERS AND LOTS OF THEM!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,329 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - L
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Great Expectations by Cassandra's Cross reviews
A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,943 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Coming Up Roses by milkmoth reviews
Haruhi's getting married. The only problem is how to break this news to the five people who least want to hear it. HaruhixHosts
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Move by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
The whitecoats experimented on the Flock's brains, trying to give them each the power to read only each other's minds. But something goes wrong and they lose they're memory. They put the Flock up for adoption and they meet again a year later,FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 34,722 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Dooms Day by themeaningoflifeis42 reviews
It's been two years since the third book and the flock are living a relitivley normal life. Ella even talks/forces Max into coming to her prom. But maybe the flock isn't meant to be normal... Starts out fluffy/funny gets more serious.fax little eliggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,059 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Realization by Cyara reviews
GPS is truly a gift from God to human kind. At least that’s what the twins thought until they find out something about Haruhi after following her.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
The InuYasha and Kagome Wedding Series by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
InuYasha and Kagome are finally getting married! Several stories comprising the Happy Event the proposal, bachelors party,bachelorette party, the wedding,reception, wedding night...Yep, some lemon limeish adult content, lots of humor and TONS of romance!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,911 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5114 - Favs: 7,939 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Gifts by GryffRavHuffSlythendor reviews
AU Harry explores Hogwarts at night and discovers something that would change his life forever Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,157 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of the Superi by elizia25000bc reviews
AU After Harry defeats Voldemort, the dead begin to return, very much alive. Takes off from end of book five except Sirius is still alive in this. HG, LJ. View the trailer at YouTube under Elizia25000bc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., James P.
It's Just a Nursery Rhyme by theshadowcat reviews
Movie Verse Ironhide is living with the Lennox family and learns some nursery rhymes. ONE SHOT!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
The Ultimate Faxness by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Protecting One's Enemies by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
What if, in Third Year, Harry had helped Draco when Buckbeak clawed his arm? What if it had been Harry to keep Buckbeak from ever getting the death sentence? Creature!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret Identity by EvilDaystar reviews
Third part of the Secret. Harry returns for his third year at Hogwarts everything appears fairly calm but who is this new student coming into his second year? BTW, I am not in this story. It's not a typical There's a transfer student at Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,391 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P.
What's This Feeling? by hinatakyubi reviews
When Tamaki announces to the Host Club about his engagement to Miss Eclair, Haruhi feels broken inside. Running away Tamaki chases after her to find out what's going on and find out the truth, but Madam Suou there and she knew Haruhi's mother?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Army Boys and Babes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Wedding by Oh Dee reviews
Its Haruhi's wedding day... and she doesn't even know. [TamakiHaruhi] [Spoilers for Episodes 25&26 through out Chapter 7]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,537 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
New Beginnings by OfLoveAndLust reviews
Harry Potter... Wanted by every witch, but he only wants one witch. Ginny Weasley. And Ginny Weasley only wants one wizard... Harry Potter. A story of romance, love, passion and humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,292 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Sanctuary by Farfumsane reviews
This fic has been renamed, was 'Year of Discovery'. Harry and co.’s 6th year is filled with new powers, places, experiences and faces. HighPower!Harry. No slash. Ships can be found in the AN at the beginning of the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 355,607 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Secret Diary by EvilDaystar reviews
Sequel to A Parent's Secret Gift. AU SECOND YEAR Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,005 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Unrequited Love by kamui-chan Lee.Sun-Ho reviews
what happens when they meet in college? Tamaki brings bitter news to Haruhi.. tamaki x haruhi.. finished!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,178 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chambers' Secrets by lebaumertonsvillian reviews
AU Harry's fifth year. PowerfulHarry. Harry trains all summer, and Ginny is his source of power. Dumbledore reveals everything. HG early RHr later Chap 14 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,493 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
A Parents Secret Gift by EvilDaystar reviews
What if Harry's parents had put in place a few contingency plans for Harry's future. How different would his life have been in the magical world then? Harry Potter first year AU story with some Albus Dumbledore perspective every now and again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,943 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 434 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Animality by Corrupted Desires reviews
Trio's 5th Year AU: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Draco are turned into hybrid wild animals thanks to a multiple potions accident. Can Snape cure them before he goes insane? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Powers by Felinity reviews
Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts is not as simple as he would have liked. Instead of just worrying about his O.W.L.s (and maybe girls) as normal teenagers do, war has begun in the magical community, and a strange, disembodied being haunts Harry's steps...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 148,432 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 6/14/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Return of the High Elves by Virusgod reviews
Finished Reposted Two months had passed since Harry Potter was last seen. Now he returns, trained and armed for war...and with pointy ears?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,810 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 250 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritus Crystalus by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to Dumbledore's Army. 7th year including final battle. Ships! HG RH SSOC RLNT, Rated M for language, for mild sexual situations and for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 221,227 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prophecy of the Phoenix by Storyspindler reviews
Complete and edited! Harry's fifth year will send him on a journey to discover his destiny and who he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,735 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Complete
Red Bolt of Lightning by A.S. Leif reviews
Complete!Dumbledore's keeping secrets Death Eaters rampage Harry runs away to his inherited and undetectable mansion animagus trainingthe 4 founders come back to life and in the midst of it all, Harry's running his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,567 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Mage by MaxFic reviews
Completed - Harry finally understand the Power the dark lord knows not but now it is too late to use. Taking one final chance to succeed, Harry risks everything to secure a future. HarryGinny RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,939 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pirates and Wizards by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,355 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spirit of Time by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Year of Discovery. Harry continues his quest to defeat Voldemort during his seventh year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,284 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Year of Discovery by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry's sixth year at school. New connection to Voldemort. A budding romance with Ginny Weasley. It will be an interesting year. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,452 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Cross your heart and hope to fly reviews
Finding out the flock is alive three years after they disappear? No biggie. Having Fang find and rescue me? Not a problem. A new hunter and a new company? I can deal. Finding out we're immortal...ok, that one freaked me out a little bit, too. POST FANG AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,447 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Max, Fang
A Maximum Promise reviews
We've all read the 'Twilight Promise'. Well, I was reading it and I was inspired to write a Maximum Ride one.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
University Underworld reviews
sequel to highschool hell! the flock is grounded -yeah right! So what do they do? Fly to Australia of course! read highschool hell b4 u read this, if u haven't yet! FAX, TAKILA- and ZOTAL?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Max, Fang
Ways to kill DYLAN! reviews
I got bored and started thinking up random ways that I could kill Dylan with. Enjoy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Dylan - Complete
Related reviews
Bella is bored, so she goes to charlie's where she finds Emmett and a box of old stuff...NOT a BxEm fic ..::oneshot::..
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Metal winged angel reviews
Her father is an inventor. Her mother an experiment. Her family rejects. For Max, life is tough, but it gets changed- for better or worse- with a pair of metal wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Max
twins plus twilight equal twuble reviews
so, the cullens are back at school, along with the wolves. they meet edward's look-a-likes, have a cranky love sick gym coach and -what's this? some volturi members are trying out school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010
Highschool Hell reviews
Post FANG. What if the flock decide to go to school AGAIN? What if it happens to be the same school that Fang and his flock are going to? Need I say more? FAX, rated T just cause I feel like it
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete