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Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.
Here's a random thought: twins are always comedy relief inf fiction! I'm not kidding! First its the robotic twins Sideswipe & Sunstreaker from transformers, known for pranking (and sunstreaker for his devilish good paint job). Skidz and Mudflat are also pretty funny. Then there's Fred and Geaorge Weasley. No explanation needed. Theres also the twins from Ouran Highschool host club. Those two are more dramatic than a drama school! There's Connor and Travis Stoll from PJO...need I go on? I can keep listing them, but I'm rambling now.
Books (list still growing):
Hunger Games/catching fire/mockingjay
The chronicles of narnia
Mortal instruments series
Skullduggery Pleasant series
The wall and the Wing
Fergus Crane/Corby Flood/Hugo Pepper
Dragon series (how to train your dragon; how to be a pirate; how to speak dragonese; how to break a dragon's curse; how to twis a dragon's tail; a Hero's guide to deadly dragons; how to break a dragon's heart; how to ride a dragon's storm)
Heroes of Olympus: the lost hero
The Tomorrow Series
INCEPTION. Transformers/ Transformers Revenge of the fallen/Transformers: Dark of the moon (yes I HAVE seen it! Epicness! My new fave!)
Iron man 1 and 2
Harry Potter series
Percy jackson & the olympians: the lightning thief
X men 1, 2 and three
Lord of the rings trillogy
Prince of Persia
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the black pearl; Dead man's chest; at worlds end; on stranger tides (Which is awesome, btw ;D)
Glee (tell anyone and I'll kill you!)
Storm hawks (so dang cute)
Total drama island (funniest thing I have eva seen)
Jeb my have gotten us out of our cages, max, but you're the one who has kept us out- Fang: Maximum ride SOF
Its all fun and game until someone gets hurt...then its freaking hilarious!- I can't remember
It will take more than a few good hearted souls to raise this boy: it will take a graveyard- Silas: Nobody owens
Do you always have conversations with your horse?- Horace: Ranger's apprentice (I can't remember which one)
He presses a button and then suddedly there was a picture of dinosaurs on the screen. "I think that's just a little bit too far back?"- Daniel: Daniel X watch the skies
We're doomed- Stork: Storm hawks
Ok, I will look for powdered donuts in the middle of the wilderness. Come here powdered donuts!- Tyson: Percy Jackson and the sea of Monsters
Pooky the penguin will totally beat spiffy the hobbit anyway- Fang: Another case of avian bird flu (Love you saint&fang!)
What I don't get is, why if he's a super advanced alien robot he turns back into this piece of crap camaero?- Michayla: Transormers 1
Hmm...That mark on the roof looks like a fire hydrant. Yesterday it looked like a basset hound. That means one thing: someone's moved my couch!- Patrick Jane: the Mentalist
Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)- Fang: maximum ride AE
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows
"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode lll
"But a quest to..." Grover swallowed. "I mean, couldn't the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year." -Grover - Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.
"I thought it would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles." -Chiron -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.
"We're orphans." "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!" "We got seperated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy and Medusa -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.
Theres a mountain inb the sky!- my friend Elyce flying into Aukland from australia (Luv u dahmsy!)
Madame Dorothy: So Jace Wayland, have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?
Bella, you may not have noticed, but Edward is sometimes a tad overcautious- Alice: Eclipse
Seth: As long as it protects Bella-
I'm Switzerland!- Bella: Eclipse
No-one is going to bite me- Bella: Twilight.
Cookies have the power to take over the universe! Mwah hahahahahaaaaa!- me XD
"Serpine, you are under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy for murder, and, I don't know, possibly littering"-Skullduggery: Skullduggery Pleasant
Captain! I wish to report a mutany! I can name fingers and point names!" -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides
"Let me just say this: if you had a sister or a dog...I'd choose the dog." -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides
"I want one of those!" -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides
"Jack! I am with child!"
Damn I'm good!" -Sideswipe; Transformers: Revenge of the fallen (and If I may: Damn! He IS good! And so SO hot! ...is it creepy I find an alien robot hot??)
"It's like a mexican stand-off!" -Sideswipe; Transformers: Dark of the moon
"Here's your lucky bunny."
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92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
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We all know that Fax is the perfect couple. Copy this into your profile if you are one of the 99% of people who would be in the large angry mob or sending an assasin to kill james patterson if he hooks up Max and Dylan. MYLAN WIL NEVER WORK PEOPLE!
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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On the other hand, this is Kitty.
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
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1.Sideswipe 2.Harry Potter 3.Merlin 4.Sunstreaker 5.Maximum Ride 6.Danny Fenton/Phantom 7.Total 8.Ginny Weasley
Four invites three to have dinner at their house. What happens?
Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.
If you could choose to sleep over at one or six's house, who would you chose?
Mind you, staying at Danny's house would be cool, with all the ghost stuff and adventures in the ghost zone, but for me it was a no-brainer :)
Two and seven are making out and ten walks in. What happens?
Three falls in love with six and eight is jealous. What happens?
One starts a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what happens?
Three has to Marry eight four or nine. Who will he/she choose? (Merlin with Sunstreaker, Ginny or Gwain. Hmm...)
Seven kidnaps two and demands something from five. What is it?
Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?
Everyone is invited to two and ten's wedding except eight. What do they do?
One is late for two and ten's wedding. Why and what do they do?
Five and nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?
Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?
Six and one are in Mortal danger. Will they make it out or will one forget the other?
eight and three go camping but forget to bring food. What do they do?
Five is in a car crash and is in a critical condition. What does nine do?
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Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil!!
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium.
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
51. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.
52. Asking, "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time.
54. I will not tell Draco and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
56. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.
57. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles"
58. I will not jump up, yelling "VOLDEMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.
59. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place".
48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
60. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
61. Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, "Morsmordre" is just plain mean.
62. I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
63. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, We're Off to See the Wizard.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
66. I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
68. I must not point at Voldemort and say "I taught him everything he knows".
Maximum Ride fan quiz!
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
5. Do you laugh every time you hear the name Mr Chu?
6. In MAX, did you laugh histerically when Total started talking about marrige?
7. Did you squeal at all the Fax in MAX?
8. Did you throw MR: STWAOES at the wall when the flock split up?
9. Who is your favourite character?
10. Do you like Jeb?
11. Were you making a WTF face when Max and Fang grew gills?
12. Do you reckon MAX was better than TFW?
13. Did you get fed up with Angel and Nudge's slight attitudes in MAX?
14. Order of favourites?
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as the band playing the song on your ipod?
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
18. Do you think that one or more members of the flock should learn an instrument?
19. What bugged you most about TFW?
20. Fax or Miggy or Mylan?
21. Did you cry when Fang left Max?
22. Did you breathe a giant sigh of relief when Max brought Fang back to life?
23. Do you hate Dylan?
24. Do you hate it how Dylan is made for Max and she starts falling for him?
25. What do you hate most about Fang leaving the flock?
1.Grab the book closest to you, go to page 81 and read line 4.
2.Stretch your right arm as far as it can touch. What can you touch?
3. What's the last thing you watched on TV?
4. without looking at a clock, guess what time it is.
5.Now look at the clock.
6. with the exeption of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
8. before this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
10. did you dream last night?
11. When did you laugh last?
12. what is on the walls of the room you're in?
13. seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz so far?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire over-night, what would you buy?
17. Tell me something about you that I don't kno :)
18. If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt an politics, what would it be?
19. George Bush:
20. Imagine your first child was a girl. What would you name her?
21. Imagine your first child was a boy. What would you name him?
30. would you ever consider living abroad?
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Remember: when life gives you lemons, you make grapejuice, and then you sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. :)
Crap Happens, and then you die.
Don't you think it's scary that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Duct tape is like the force- it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together