Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Big Time Rush, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.
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FIRST let me say a big helloooooo! to bigtimebitch! or you may know her as doll! lol luv my scarlett berries! go check her out shes REALLY cool!
I am Nessie Obsessed and I have ben reading Fan Fictions for years and withen the past few years i have become more of a seasoned fanfiction writer! I TOATALLY LOVE COMMENTS! they help me get into that brain of yours and know how i can make my writing better! Im from the USA and am absoulutly obsessed with BIG TIME RUSH twilight and a few other topics that us fangirls (and fanboys) love! I need feed back for what you like and in return i will tell you some of the things that i like. If you have questions for me dont hesitate to ask. any way i am a 16 year old girl with a sad addiction for twilight and big time rush. i know im odd but i love what i love.
my favorite candy is sour patch kids and
i am also a singer/ musician/ songwriter. i also do modeling and acting
my resume expands wildly! but currently im focusing on dance and im in my local theater production of Thoroughly modern millie!
if you like my story's please let other people know i really need readers at this point.
i call my bestfriend porsha and she calls me nessie! others call me gummibear and the big dork people who call me that... you know who you are i love lydia i love BigTimeBitch and i have tons more stories coming up just wait and see!
Thank you for reading,
YOU CAN STILL READ BUT THIS IS BEING RE WRITTEN! this is my main jake and nessie fan fic! its gonna be pretty long from what i can tell! there will probabally be other stories i put out that have same charecters and themes "like spinoffs"
YOU CAN STILL READ BUT THIS IS BEING RE WRITTEN! is a very personal fic to me. it came from the depths of my heart i hope you like it. this story is my first big time rush fan fiction it contains heart wrenching themes read at ur own risk. this story is centered around James diamond and Katie knight yes people call me Katy it is not about me. necessarily. * we love you Jennifer and we are very happy you are OK. we are working together to keep you healthy well succeed just keep on the mend.*
this is a story based on the brittish tv series house of anubis! i really liked it and this is what I would have done if i wrote the series! i probabally wont have any other house of anubis fictions if any at all.
if you know of the story im talking about then you have read my baby! literally this story is my pride and joy! ive never enjoyed a story as much as this one!PRT1: this is about Logan mitchell and when his dad becomes found out as the deadly ex california mafia member tucker henderson and both of logan and his littler sisters rosie's parents are killed logan and rosie are taken in to "the camp" which is basically a concentration camp for orphinated children who become trained to be the worlds top assassins. PRT2: alicia hawkhauser... what a person... when logan gets a hold of here the two become inseperable. the emotions that had been blown to bits start forming again and they try to break free.
Determination and love:
this is a story that I love and is insipred by the movie TAKEN. not many people read though.
katie knight... witnessed her brother and his three best friend get killed right as they were about to start living their dream... now katie is 16 and is planning a trip to her old home in minnisota to see her brother for his birthday at his grave... will she ever make it? or die trying? along the way she will meet some un expected people that were not who she thought they were.
Talk to me anytime if you want a one shot written for you just think of some charecters and or parings and a forum and ill write it :) im pretty fermiliar with most of the forums
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I absolutly LOVE BigTimeBitch! she is one of my favorite writers.
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HAVE YOU EVER:
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
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50 Things Emmett Cullen Is NOT Alowed To Do
1. Call Mike and say Bella is waiting for him at the edge of the forest
2. Tell the wolves Mike is trying to kidnap Renesmee
3. Or Edward
4. Try to catch it on video tape
5. Say Rosalie's hair told him to
6. Use Esme's kitchen as a laboratory
7. Cook with firecrackers
8. Cook period
9. Dress Renesmee up as a fairy princess
10. Tell her to hide if someone tells her to take it off
11. Tell Alice Bella agreed to play Bella Barbie
12. Hide when Bella runs screaming through the house
13. Think annoying things to bug Edward
14. Have an arguement with himself when Jasper is in the room
15. Streak nude through any public place
16. Don't let Emmett go to any of Bella's human friends' houses
17. Adopt a pet
18. Show Renesmee the movie Bambi
19. Tell her it's a true story
20. Juggle eggs
21. Tell Esme Carlisle cheated on her
22. Tell Bella Edward hates her
23. Think about his 'alone time' with Rosalie near Edward
24. Call Edward 'Eddie' just to annoy him
25. Kidnap Renesmee
26. Tell everyone at school Jasper plays with dolls
27. Or anyone else in his family
28. Duct tape himself to walls
29. Moon people
30. Embarass his family in public
31. Burn Alice's clothes, it doesn't matter what she did
32. Claim he's in an intimate relationship with anyone in his family except Rosalie
33. Play with fireworks
34. Or any other explosive
35. Bite Renesmee's dolls' heads off
36. Tell Jasper he lost his confederates uniform
37. Burn it
38. Burn anyone elses clothes
39. Touch anybody clothes except his and Rosalies
40. Tell Alice Jasper ate her belt
41. Hide her credit cards
42. Fight Renesmee
43. Or Jacob
44. Or Jacob's pack
45. Eat batteries
46. Eat anything other than blood
47. Dress up in a tu-tu
48. Destroy anything
49. Fight inside the house
"Hey Edward? There's no 50" Bella said."I can't think of any" Edward then Emmett ran trough the room yelling "I AM HARRY POTTER AND I'M OFF TO KILL SOME TRASH CANS"They both stared after him. "Well, I can now" Edward sighed, Bella giggled.
50. Emmett cannot claim to be Harry Potter just to crush trashcans
25 Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do
1. Force Bella to play Bella Barbie
2. Force Bella to go shopping
3. Force anyone to go shopping
4. Make Jasper so excited he's bouncing
5. Adopt a pet
6. Tell Renesmee to get Bella to go shopping
7. Tickle Renesmee
8. Tackle Bella
9. Tackle anybody
10. Ride on Jasper's head
11. Claim she can see the whole world from up there
12. Refuse to come down
13. Unless someone takes her shopping
14. Bribe Renesmee
15. Bribe anyone
16. Jump into the river from the roof
17. Tell Edward Mike Newton kidnapped Renesmee
18. Say he's demanding ransom
19. Tell Renesmee Edward killed Jacob
20. Tell Edward Jacob lost Renesmee
21. Say it was in La Push
22. On the beach
23. And Quil might have taken her
24. Laugh histerically for no reason
"MOMMY!Aunty Alice told me Jakey took my pretty dresses!"Renesmee wailed running into the room."Sweety, Jakes been sitting here the whole time" Bella tried to calm her down while we added :
25. Alice is not allowed to tell Renesmee Jake stole her dresses
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when u start to sing a old song that no one under 60 should know, in public. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
NORMAL PEOPLE V.S. TWILIGHT FANS
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! or OH MY JACOB!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get James to kill you
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE: yell, the sun! it burns!
TWILIGHT FANS: yell, the sun! it makes me sparkle!
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Ways to annoy others on an elevator:
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as you're embarassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) Say -DING at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it
Edward was sitting on the couch eating marsmallows. Just as he was going to eat another one the bag vanished. "Hey!"Edward yelled, "where'd they go?"He looked up."Bellaaaaa", he whined, "I was going to eat those!""No, Edward, you've had enough." Bella reprimanded."But... but but..." He sighed " fine " suddenly he ran and snatched the bag away from Bella an ran off cackeling madly."Edward!" Bella sat down and started to cry. "But vampires don't eat marshmallowsssssss!" He suddenly reapered cause he's awesome like that. "Marshmallows are mine forever!", then he vanished. Again.
30 minutes later
I opened the door only to be met with cauos. Edward was swinging from the banister holding a bag of marshmallows and Bella was trying to get them. Everyone was trying not to laugh as they watched Bella and Edward act crazy. I foze as Edward screamed and realesed the banister falling to the floor. To my shock he didn't get up right went over to him. She bent down and looked like she was going to help him. Boy was I reached down and snatched the marshmallows."Victory is mines!" She she ran.I turned and stared at my family."Whats up with them?" Esme shook her head."I don't know they were like this when we came home." Suddenly Edward sat up."Where are my marshmallows? Oh, Hi Carlisle." Edward left to find Bella."OKaaaayyyy..." I said. Ishook my head, when would my family grow up."NEVER1" I heard Edward scream fom the kitchen. Apparently he was searching for a new bag of since when did vampires eat food? "Edward?" "Yes?" "Why are you eating marshmallows anyways? Aren't you going to get sick?" "Nope!" Odd."Why not?""just 'cause." "Ooooookkkaaaaaayyy..." After that the house was quiet. Thankfully.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but then I would have to kill you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
"When all else fails blow stuff up."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it
real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
The world is cruel... get used to it!
Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
The evil gnomes poked me in the but wit a stick.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Welcome to the world of very scary fearies!
For those who think fearies are innocent little creatures...
Killing gnomes with sporks!
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Feeding my pet old person right now...!
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? crap. now i'm a sugar bowl
I'm bartending at an AA meeting
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! :D)
I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in background: "Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!" me:" That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that..."
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
yo-yos were invented as a weapon
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
if you like randomness copy and paste this on your profile
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)
THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.
3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.
5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
x all that apply
[x] I love hoodies.
2. My girl side
[x] You love to shop.
[x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’m single.
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
7. Death and suicide
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I can sing well.
Favourite Big Time Rush Quotes:
Logan: Together we're 64, that's older than you. (pauses) i mean, that is older than you, isn't it?
Kendall: Why do you think Gustavo locks his fridge?
Kendall: (on the phone)
Kendall: Gustavo, the song is great.
Mercedes: I've just decided that...you're my new boyfriend. (grabs Kendall) Let's go!
Kendall: It's also time you stopped feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken!
Carlos: Of course he loves you! Who wouldn't love you? With... your hair...and your hands...and that rat dog thing...
Kendall: What have we learned since we came to LA?
Kendall: This looks weird, right?
Kendall: We promised to do this in a responsible manner. Now, we have 64 years of experiene between us and...who am I kidding?! I'll race you to the media room!
Gustavo: I'm gonna laugh and leave victoriously now! Muahahahaha!!!
Carlos: I'm gonna bring a snowmobile to my desert island!
Logan: 100% of the female population are attracted to guys with British accents!
Jo: Oh, sorry. i never got your name.
Carlos: SWIRLY SLIDE!
Carlos: ...and then hit it with a sledgehammer!
Logan: i was seven, i didn't know what I was doing!
Kendall: Bad boys go where they want.
Gustavo: (To Logan) So, are you gonna do the right thing?
Logan: Don't go in there! He's Satan! He's Satan with Bugeye sunglasses!
James: We look good!
Logan: Oh no! His battery died! Wait...what?
James: I think I broke the statue.
Logan: I gotta get new friends.
Kendall: James, you're orange and you look like a freak.
Logan: I was seven, i didn't know what I was doing!
Gustavo: STOP BEING ORANGE!
James: My lucky comb!