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If you wonder why they would end Danny Phantom but keep Fairly Odd Parents going for freaking this into your profile.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

The girl you just called fat... she's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly... she spends hours putting on makeup, hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped... he is abused enough at home..

That guy you just made fun of for crying... his mother is dying.

*Post this if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t re-post this, but I'm sure the people with a heart and a backbone will.


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise
PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Peppermint Winter by Spooky S'mores Story Corner reviews
A few days before Christmas, while spending winter break with their grunkles, Dipper and Mabel get to experience their very first legitimate snow day. Pines family shenanigans ensue! Pure family bonding fluff. Rated K plus only because of a VERY brief mention of alcohol; everything else about this would normally be considered K. Originally posted to my Tumblr on January 3rd, 2017.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Give Life by Keleficent reviews
What if Maui couldn't protect Moana from Te Kā?
Moana - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Maui, Moana W., Te Fiti - Complete
You'll Hate Me by Keleficent reviews
Mabel feels guilty about her role in starting Weirdmageddon.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
It Doesn't Hurt Anymore by Keleficent reviews
The red washed away to reveal the source of Ford's shame: the brand he left on his brother. The reminder of that single incident was bad enough, but it was more than that. The brand served as a symbol of all the pain Ford had caused Stan: abandoning him to the streets, ignoring him for ten years, and treating him like garbage after he spent thirty years bringing him back.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Right Here by Keleficent reviews
Stanford Pines has trouble sleeping after Weirdmageddon.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
The Advent Calendar by musicgal3 reviews
Fiyero likes to surprise his girlfriend with little gifts. The problem is, Elphaba never lets him. So what could be more perfect than making her an Advent Calendar? Lurlinemas fluff. Shiz-era, AU, Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Fiyero T., Elphaba T.] - Complete
Miracle by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
It's Elphaba and Fiyero's wedding day... and she is not scared at all. Basically just fluffy Fiyeraba with some Gelphie friendship thrown in for good measure.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U. - Complete
One Short Date by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
This was it. He was finally going to do it. Fiyero Tiggular was going to ask Elphaba Thropp out on a date... he just wasn't telling her it actually was a date. Fluffy Shiz-era Fiyeraba one-shot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Fiyero T., Elphaba T.] - Complete
Fever by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Also known as "the Fiyero Is Sick Fic". Fiyero has a fever and Elphaba takes care of him. Fiyeraba fluff, two-shot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Rude by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
One-shot, songfic based off 'Rude' by Magic. Fiyero travels all the way to Munchkinland on a mission. Lots of fluffy Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Fiyero T., Elphaba T.] Frexspar - Complete
A Very Tangled Reunion by KnightStrider49 reviews
ONE-SHOT Rapunzel dreams of her parents and eventually escapes from Gothel to try and find them. But will escaping from Gothel be as easy as it seems? And if she does find her parents, will they believe her? Read and Find out my Friends! :D
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel, The Queen, The King - Complete
Shake Up Lurlinemas by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Just some cute and fluffy Lurlinemas Fiyeraba, because I'm in the mood and I love writing these things :). Shiz-era, AU.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Not So Distant by Emmarlene reviews
Then her name was called, and she couldn't pretend any more. The 74th Hunger Games from Foxface's P.O.V.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,524 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Foxface - Complete
Once Upon a Time by D.T. Mars reviews
She was being forced to get married and he needed a friend. Love wasn't a part of the deal. So, what happens when one of them starts falling? A Taang fairytale. Complete!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Costumes by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Intermission fic, AU. Glinda the Good throws a costume party, and an unexpected (well, to her and Fiyero she is unexpected) guest shows up. One-shot. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U. - Complete
Forever and Ever by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Six-year-old Elphaba meets five-year-old Galinda in primary school, and then Fiyero and Boq come along, too, and the four of them become friends. Forever and ever. Just a really random one-shot about our favourite Wicked characters when they were little kids. AU. Fiyeraba & Gloq.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] [Boq, Glinda U.] - Complete
The 150th Annual Hunger Games by Xylia Ren reviews
This year, in honor of Panem's 200th anniversary, and the fact that it is a Quarter Quell will have an interesting twist. Each tribute will be given a special ability based upon Greek mythology. Let the games begin, may the odds be ever in your favor and remember only the strongest survive.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,987 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Kiss the girl by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Galinda knows Elphaba and Fiyero are interested in one another. But she feels Fiyero needs a bit of a push. Her advice is simple. Just Kiss the Girl. Musicalverse. Fiyeraba. One-shot. Inspired by the song from "The Little Mermaid"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2012 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Chemistry 101 by Beautifully Tragic Girl reviews
"And what part of me have you ogled, Miss Thropp?"  "I'm not dignifying that with an answer," she stated stubbornly.  Elphaba tries to tutor Fiyero in chemistry...with interesting results...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Exercising Gabe by Rekanele reviews
Ever wonder what will happen to Gabe in the Underworld?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Gabe U. - Complete
Allies by SkyLark89 reviews
Katniss' father never died, so her life has been different in some ways. She and Peeta are better acquainted by the time the 74th Hunger Games take place, which leads to many changes for them.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,765 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
That's How You Know by WickedForGood13 reviews
Follows Elphaba and Fiyero's life together. Set to the song "That's How You Know" from the movie "Enchanted."
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Almost Impossible by RachelxMichelle reviews
During the kiss Bella and Jacob have right before the fight with the newborns, something happens and because of an untold legend, Bella's life is changed forever. No one is prepared for just how much change will come and why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,656 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Second Wedding by PrincessSomething reviews
From after Tiana and Naveen's bayou frog wedding to their New Orleans human wedding. Follow their journey as they juggle planning a wedding, fixing a restaurant, a day job, and dealing with the in-laws.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
The Contemplation of Beauty by emeraldflame91 reviews
After the events of "Eye of the Beholder", Jasmine finds herself questioning the intentions behind Aladdin's love.
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jasmine, Aladdin - Complete
According To Plan by Hollow Nightmare reviews
Elphaba won't give him the time of day, but don't worry. Fiyero has a plan. AU, Elphaba/Fiyero, Oneshot
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Accidents of Fate by danderson reviews
Fiyero and Elphaba meet before Shiz. Musicalverse. Rated 'T' for language and content. My third complete multi-chap. THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS, AND THANKS FOR READING!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,676 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Itching by fermataoso reviews
Elphaba feels the need to go out on the town and do something a little Wicked, and of course Fiyero is there to keep her safe. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,508 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
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