Sometimes, small things can have unforeseen consequences. Like the butterfly causing an hurricane. Or the nail costing a war. Or the snotling messing around where he shouldn't causing the rise of a different kind of hero... "Awigt den, come have a go, ya gits! Waaaaagggghh!"

It is the 45th Millennium and the galaxy is dying. On the verge of victory over the Imperium, the Chaos forces have proven unable to stem the tide against the Great Devourer and its trillions of Tyranids. Only one option: cross the dimensions, find a hero able to triumph where billions have utterly failed and change the course of the past...

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. NOT a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. Added 2017 - Story edited and reposted to Ch. 39 Added 9/21 - est. completion date late 2021 early 2022

Aboard Invisible Hand, on that fateful day above Coruscant, Grievous makes a choice that causes a few little changes for the Separatists and Republic alike. [rewrite of a much older story]

He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.

Five years ago, Suzuki Satoru lost everything. Banished back to his home world and stripped of his powers, he ekes out a meager existence in the bleak society of the 22nd Century. However, a fateful turn of events leads the exiled Overlord on a path to reclaim all that was lost. One hundred years later in the New World, an ancient evil begins to stir once again...

Sequel to "Heat". Winter is over, and the Empire aims to knock the Federation out of the war once and for all. All that stands between Tanya von Degurechaff and a peaceful life is a single city on the Volga river. What could go wrong?

A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Subaru Natsuki has escaped the hellish loop that was the White Whale and the Witch Cult's devious machinations toward his loved ones. Now with a new goal ahead of him, Subaru has ventured with Sebas and Demiurge into the Sorcerer Kingdom where the Overlord himself awaits to greet him.

Tanya has been fighting all of her second life, against Being X, against people, against nations... Then one day she is freed. No more Being X, no more war... So why did she make a deal to get into more conflict? On HIATUS, possible rewrite of the intro.

"Worn" Boryslav Shevchenko, veteran VDV of the Soviet-Afghan war and experienced Stalker finds himself thrust into a foreign land, where its society centers around a giant chasm called The Abyss, similar to The Zone. Where death is impartial, filled with dangerous creatures and 'Delvers', those that willingly traverse its depths to explore its mysteries and find powerful 'Relics'.

At his most desperate and most broken down after being rejected by all of the royal candidates, Subaru Natsuki seems yet again destined for another terrible fate. But a mere moment before his misfortunes consumed him, Subaru finds himself being offered aid the most unlikely of sources. Not a knight, not a hero of destiny, but a butler, and a devil.

Due to bureaucratic mistake, Hinata Hyuga becomes the Fifth Hokage. Too bad her dad discontinued her heiress training years ago.

"Killing a man will harden you. Fighting a war against genocide will harden a species. Why are we so ruthless Councilor? Because when fighting for your very existence, anything is acceptable."-Lord Hood. Featuring a Humanity that discovered the archives on Mars in the midst of fighting an war for their very survival, a war that destined to be a massacre turns into a stalemate -Hia

There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.

Tanya von Degurechaff is born again as Sansa Stark, and nobody is ready for it.

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

In his first life, Jonny Raynor was a Japanese salary man. In his second, she was the magical girl war hero Tanya Von Degurechaff. But when the bet between his first life and god ended in a stalemate, the board had to be reset. Reborn on the planet of Mar Sara, its about to start all over again. War; in all its glory... and all its horror.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

Picking up from the end of the first season of Isekai Quartet, Demiurge encourages Ainz to take the opportunity to strengthen Nazarick by recruiting from the other groups. They offer a position to Tanya, which comes with the requirement that she accept giving up her humanity and be turned into a demon.

In a time and place of great suffering a Leader comes to bring her people back to glory.

Lina Inverse reincarnates as Taylor Hebert. She has... opinions, about exactly how the world works.

Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.

As Yang Wen-li reluctantly battles the forces of the Galactic Empire, a cancer within the Free Planets Alliance will cause a change that will affect the life of the hero and divert the flow of history. (UPDATED!)

Who knew some dimensions had actual child labour laws? In which Kakashi is reborn, the Hero Commission doesn't put all their eggs in one Hawks shaped basket and Shouta isn't getting paid enough to deal with this shit. Otherwise known as Kakashi in 1A.

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.

Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 17th arc is one... more something. :3

Sequel to "Warmth". Tanya attempts to deal with her newfound relationship with her adjutant while also keeping her soldiers alive in the heat of the war.

Because really, who doesn't want to drink Visha's coffee forever?

Ainz finally tells the truth. Demiurge doesn't take it well. A short, silly story about the guardians finding out that Ainz is secretly clueless.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty" Lelouch vi Britannia's own words as he executed his brother. But when it mattered most, he was too weak to follow his own advice. What if he was strong enough to do what was necessary?

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

Because removing evil is not the same as creating good. How to direct Demiurge's sadism towards more useful pursuits.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

Kayaba Akihiko had accounted for many things when he set his stage. The players would be kept alive to populate Aincrad, unique skills to be granted to those with the potential to be the heroes of this story and even the role he would play in this living world he created. But there was one thing he could never have foreseen. The appearance of a real hero in this fake tale of his.

Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned who made his fortune crafting weapons for the lords of Westeros. He leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaves the politics to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around: a knight known as Iron Man. Book 1 of A Song Metal and Marvels

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...

A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?

Scorned as "the Zero", Louise de la Vallière has never cast a successful spell in her life. With the Familiar Summoning Ritual her last hope to prove herself a mage, what will result when she summons someone else inextricably linked to the void?

A research station in the depths of Wormhole space researching alternative methods of Warp and Jump Drive technology is sent into lockdown as something goes wrong. An elite team of augmented soldiers are dispatched to deal with this delay. A one shot crossover between Eve Online and Warframe.

After a violent incident involving Reed Richard's Negative Zone Portal and a few Doombots, our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is sucked into an alternate Earth, an Earth known as Earth 16, which is not in the same multiverse as the one protected by Merlyn. An Earth with a Justice League, and an unnamed team of youthful superheroes, who have just expelled the Reach.

When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)

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Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

A young man finds himself sent into Lodoss. Unfortunately, just a few things have changed. Not much, but enough to potentially upset the entire balance, to plunge the entire dimension into ruin. And having seen the series, he knows just enough to MAYBE

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Hachiman encounters a weirdo. Inexplicably, he seeks to spend more time with her. Eventually, he discovers he may have found someone he can call a friend. Perhaps the genuine thing he seeks is finally near. No OCs. Crossover with Watamote.

A special guest has arrived in the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Will she even survive?

When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.

Ten years after the chaotic events of the Fourth Holy Grail War, the Fifth begins. This time eight Masters come together to fight for the Holy Grail. However, due to the meddling of a bored evil spirit, seven Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting. Sequel to Fate:Zero Sense!

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

The Huntress has escaped her Zamiel. Now she finds herself trapped on an unfamiliar world where nothing makes sense. What's more, she has become the contracted familiar to a no talent young mage known as the Zero. This is a story of blood, gore, madness and carnage. This is the story of Zero's Bullet.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.

An incident during the fight between the Third Angel and Unit-01 lands NERV with two Saiyan children stranded far from home and not in the mood to do as they're told. With their fathers following on soon thereafter, a chain of events is about to unfold that even the Kais themselves could not have foreseen.

The 'Race', and the Colonials of Cyrannus each tried to conquer Earth. They both failed. The Race has a new colony now. The Colonials haven't finished yet. It's a bad combination all around because everyone's stubborn. Welcome to the galaxy at large.

Zelretch, bored to death, decides to cause mischief. As a result, the Grail calls upon seven of the most overpowered Servants the Throne of Heroes has in store. In the not so grim darkness of the current present… there can only be property damage. And crazy aliens.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

They say a familiar is summoned to help a mage in the way they need most. Well, Louise needed help with her constantly failing magic and her familiar certainly fulfills that role.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

After the Winter War, Starrk and Lilynette notice there is something strange going on in Soul Society. To figure out what it is and if it's dangerous, Starrk sneaks into Seireitei in disguise...and immediately gets caught up in a case of mistaken identity. As he tries to find a way out without telling anyone who he actually is, it becomes increasing difficult to remain aloof.

History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

We cannot live through this. Mankind cannot live through this. If they are truly without number then our race is doomed to a violent death before every shred of our civilization is scoured away by a force more voracious than the fires of hell themselves!

Usually when one thinks of life after death they think of heaven or hell. They definitely dont think about being reborn, let alone in the world of Naruto. This was going to be interesting... Self Insert.

Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?

Ranma finds himself right in the middle of the fighting involving Ragnarok, the Shinpaku Alliance, and Yomi.

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

The continuing adventures of Alex Mercer throughout the multiverse. 40% Nightmare Fuel, 30% Biomass, 20% Mad Scientist, 10% Living Weapon, and 100% Evolution. After the first few chapters it's just a bunch of story ideas and shorts, good ones I hope.

2233, Eight months after the fall of Omelos. A thorough study of the Dilgar war is finished and changes the forward looking strategy of the Earth Alliance. "This story changes the time line of the Babylon 5 universe after the Dilgar War."

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

[Exalted/Worm] Taylor Hebert failed, in her moment to become something more. But with her failure, she was Chosen. Written with assistance from GLH.

Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover

Fanfic based on "Worm" by Wildbow. A middle-aged high voltage lineman becomes a parahuman after nearly dying due to electrocution. He's never paid much attention to parahumans. Not only does he have a lot to learn about himself and his new powers, he has pretty much everything to learn about the cape community.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

An Alternate history of the Earth Minbari war. Earth finds an unexpected ally who provides a way to beat Minbari Stealth giving humanity a chance to fight back.

A newly resurrected Severus Snape finds himself in a post-War world where everything has apparently been made right, thanks to a new Ravenclaw student. However, something about this happy ending feels horribly wrong...

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

It's been nearly fifty five years since the Holy Grail War, and the world has changed substantially for Shirou Emiya in the intervening years

Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS

AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.

A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.

In the battlefields of the 41st Millennium there is only Death, And boy, is he pissed off.

They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.

His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.

After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...

The Holy Grail War. You know, somethings I think people forget that one of the Co-Founders to the creation of the Grail System was the Kaleidoscope. So now our dear participants, especially our lovely Caster, will learn what happens when you try to cheat the system.

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?

He fell...fell into darkness, shadow, cold...he never expected it to be the salvation of all that he was, and the key to true happiness and peace. Mage Naruto, dark grey/evil Third, Grey Orochi. Naruto/FF/D&D. Naruto/Shiva-Harem. Testbed story

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

There are many ancient secrets in the Universe: humanity was lucky enough to run across two of the oldest.

Within the cup of the Holy Grail, Angra Mainyu became tired of waiting and tried to summon an even greater evil to destroy mankind already. It... didn't exactly go as planned as the thing he summons 'assimilates' him. Now the Fifth Grail war is gone to be fielded by a bunch of maggots with questionable sanity.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.

The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.

How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?

The Fourth Grail War originally had but three Kings. Matou Kariya summons a fourth, but it isn't one anyone could have ever expected.

Like always, it is the split-second decisions we make under pressure that have the greatest of consequences. Given a choice between seeing his beloved sister die and saving her at cost of himself, Lelouch vi Britannia made the obvious decision.

"Make a Contract with me, Reader, and you'll become a Magical Fanfiction Reader. You will have to fight Witches, and probably dubious grammar and lame humor as well. But it will be worth it! At least for me..."

A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.

With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.

While the Domination swallows the Allies' remaining holdouts in New England, a Draka unit discovers something rather unwholesome.

One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!

'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.

The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.

A phone call puts Harry Dresden on the trail of one Christian Grey, suspected White Court vampire. (A/N: Reading Fifty Shades not needed to enjoy this fic!)

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

And so this is where it all begins The path has been set. The first step of a thousand mile journey has been taken. A journey that will be filled with swords and battles.

What if Shirou had been raised by Old Man Henderson?

In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.

The greatest love story ever told continues, as Ranma and Suika head off for the fairy-tale land of Gensokyo.

Hulk write story! You read!

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.

A Stargate Alternate Universe set in the Cold War. Wha if it was not the United States which acquired the Stargate, but the Soviet Union...

Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?

A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.

Loki fell through a crack in the multiverse and landed in a reality where gods, of a sort, are still actively worshiped. He makes some alliances and builds himself an empire, becoming a 'good guy' in the process.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.

Naruto was born hundreds of years before canon, living that entire duration due to a tie to the biju that runs deeper than any jinchuriki. AU with an, obviously, quite strong Naruto.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Incredibly short one-shot. To consume or not to consume... that is the question. Not at all serious. Featuring the Alex from "Consuming Direct Control."

Wiegraf discovers, much to his dismay, that Charm can be as deadly a weapon as a sword when wielded properly.

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.

After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...

Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.

It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...

When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.

ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.

In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!

Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

At the apex of his power, the Overlord is sadly lacking in new lands to conquer. A chance accident with the Tower Heart gives him that, and just maybe the path to an even greater power, Soul Edge. Eventual Overlord/harem.

AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.

A place for me to put ideas that may or may not make it to full story status. If you can call some of the things I'm working on 'Full Stories', anyway. And one-shots now, too.

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

The Viceroyal Palace is thrown into an uproar when a parcel sent by the Black Knights arrives in the mail. What does Zero hope to gain by sending a package to Princess Cornelia?

I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry

The thrilling tale of travels and travails of the dynamic duo of Ranma and Rei! Alliteration, yay! Current arc: Kingdom Hearts

On one hand, a young mage who begged fate for something that would validate her reason for being. At the other, a young man who sought the desolation of his existence. Where they meet, is the terror that would shake the very foundations of magic.-deadfic

A crossover between Portal and the dreadful movie Apollo 18 starring Richard Nixon and Cave Johnson as they fight to save the world from moon spiders. Yes, you read that right.

Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.

The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.

What if James Cameron's 'Avatar' had taken place in the 40K universe? What if the Na'vi found themselves standing in the path of the Imperium of Man? A Warhammer 40,000/Avatar crossover. COMPLETE.

Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.

TRANSLATED from a story written by Shoulder. A few years after his death, Yang Wenli met an offended god Odin in Valhalla, who told Yang about a new title that people in the Galaxy gave him. This title would annoy Yang far more than those previous ones.

We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.

Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.

Somehow, somewhere, the 5th Grail War has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Once again, Hogwarts has lost a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Until they can find a permanent replacement, a certain organization is happy to lend them a substitute.

A crack fic that demanded it be written suddenly. To summarize Kyon's explanation of his experiences, let me quote him: "What the hell just happened here?"

Some other familiars that could have come up - and not just Louise's. A variety pack of crossovers. First up, Team Fortress 2.

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

A pair of Jedi encounter a horrific creature while investigating Trade Federation assets at the start of the Clone Wars

Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic

I was betrayed. I should have seen it coming. I was foolish and payed the price. But now I have the power to avenge myself. Let all who have invoked my wrath howl in despair and tremle in fear. I am Naruto Uzumaki. I am a breed apart. I am the Prototype.

ME2- After rejoining the Normandy, Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely. Fearing Cerberus influence, she enlists the other members of the original SR-1 crew for a quest to uncover Shepard's deepest, darkest secret. Features Garrus, Tali, Joker, Doctor Chakwas, and Shepard.

Gendo waits for the elevator.

Mankind had learned the lesson about hubris and their sins were forgiven them. But now in a universe where Sol never shone, they are forced to learn again the pain of war and feel the touch of absolute terror.

A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.

aka Kratos goes to Ponyville. 'Nuff said.

The title is pretty self-explanatory. Naruto vanishes without a trace one day. Sakura asks Sasuke to look for him. What follows is something that nobody could expect.

Louise summons a familiar, it's a crossover character, blah, blah, blah. You've seen it before. But usually, familiars aren't this... dismissive, of the young mage and her society. God help them. Crack.

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Sometimes when you get a mysterious death, you need to send in a specialist. When that specialist is Harry Dresden, and he's sent to looking into the goings on of Tokyo-3, there's no telling what might happen.

What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.

A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.

The Slayers via costumes arrive in Sunnydale! Property damage and hilarity ensues.

Cameron's mission is to protect John Connor in Los Angeles. The Sinnoh Region was not a part of her plans. How does the world's deadliest killing machine cope with life in an E-rated environment filled with strange creatures known only as 'Pokemon'

The 5th Heaven's Feel has been averted, with no apparent victor, but for Herwald von Einzbern, recently turned eleven, a whole new adventure is about to begin in a world he left behind ten years prior. AU cross, rated T for occasional german cursing.

Whatever it is hits him before he even has a chance to react and then just as quickly it's over. He doesn't know what it is, all he knows is that its grip was so tight his bones snapped like twigs from the pressure.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.

Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.

The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.

Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?

Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

As she watched Lelouch climb to absolute power on a stairway of broken bodies, Belldandy began to suspect that the Goddess Technical Helpline had made a mistake.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .

Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.

Requested to find a missing professor of anthropology, the Titans begin a descent into the darkness where dwell madness and evil. Mystery and horror await our intrepid heroes. As for survival, that remains to be seen.

Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!

Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...

Kakashi has already lost Obito. By accident, he finds Obito's legacy and he isn't about to lose him too. Time travel. De-aged, post-war Harry. AU. Kakashi Gaiden. WIP

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.

Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Take a decently fit Nerd, throw him into a slightly more magical version of the real world in 1990, and give him the ability to gain power as per D&D levelling system. A completely gratuitous piece, written purely for the author's own satisfaction.

The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.

Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.

A Black Swordsman, cursed to wander the land and destroy demons finds himself transported to a world of Sins, and alchemy. A strange crossover. Rated M for gore and violence. AU, Based vaguely on the Manga.

Pondering the approaching end of his life, Ten alights on a distant planet under siege from an unstoppable war machine. He proves once again that no war machine is unstoppable, but somehow war still marches on...

Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

When Hatake Sakumo is suddenly a father, Tedi can't help but bring him to his father Hari to help him. Tōkō Hari is more than happy to help Sakumo out. Centered around Hari and the family. Sakumo/Tedi slash, WIP, AU.

Like all the best love stories, it began with violence and kidnapping.

Naruto has been alone for his entire short life. Is it any surprise that with his creative imagination that he imagined up someone to be there with him? Schizo/MDP!Naruto. One-shot. CharDeath.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

Short Oneshot. It's about time indeed...

Few unused plot points, a little used but interesting cross, and hey presto! Lets see how this goes, skipped the Et Cetera bin entirely. Multicross, BTW.

While searching for Jusenkyo, Genma and Ranma get a wee bit lost.

All my old, unedited fics that will *not* be completed or continued in the form they are seen here. Archive purposes only.

It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

One of the Yith attempts to warn his fellows of impending doom.

Edward faces his greatest enemy yet, as the unstoppable forces of the supernatural go out of control. Can he save Bella? Will she lose her love for him? When will all the madness end?

Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?

The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.

Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.

As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!

To paraphrase the Joker, "Where do they get those wonderful toys?" This story tries to show where the Narutoverse does.

What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.

Naruto is chased through the forest one night but is saved by a strange...creature? He gets a special gift, one that will change his life.

Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?

Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.

A crossover fic. Ryoga's curse of 'lost' threatens the fabric of the multiverse itself. The USS Voyager is swept up in his wake of chaos. The TSAB steps in to clean up the mess, recruiting Ranma to aid them, but it may already be too late to catch him...

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

Harry, as a Slytherin, is selected for the Triwizard tournament and uses his Slytherin cunning to stay alive. Rating for language.

What if the swarming Tyranid invasions were nothing but rag tag fleets? What if someone was chasing them...?

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin

Something of a crack cross-over: What would happen if the Immortal God-Emperor of Man, and several of his primarchs, were sent to the Forgotten Realms? Insanity will ensue.

Several notorious villains try to form an organization. Dysfunctional hilarity ensues.

There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.

Even alternate universes have Vengence demons, and poetic justice is not unheard of. one-shot

The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.

Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.

HP/Twilight xover. Slashfic. As Harry stares into Edward's eyes, he knows this is a moment he can never let go. A short poem about Harry and Ed's relationship.

Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.

Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Osaka finds a notebook with a catch

Dark, mocking laughter echoed in his soul. His eyes shone with barely restrained power. He raised a glowing hand, and blood pured from his fingers. Yet it wasn t blood, it was Hate. And then the laughter stopped, and the daemons whimpered in fear.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?

The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten. Please R&R.

Jumper Twenty Two: Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

A brief conversation on life, the universe, etc. between two characters more similar than they believe. Crossover, Terry-Pratchett-meets-TARDIS style.

There are somethings that the leaders don't see or maybe they just don't want to - series of one-shots & drabbles about life in the Gateroom of Atlantis - Rated T for language

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.

With Naruto gone on his training journey with Jiraiya, Sakura finds that she's falling deeper and deeper into darkness without his cheerful presence. So she tries to figure out how he was able to see such a beautiful world, when all she saw is an ugly one

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

Ganon from the cartoon series transports Ganondorf from Twilight Princess to his world. Can Ganondorf find his way home before the inhabitants of this world drive him insane?

Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!

The Power He Knows Not was never found. But Harry found something... better. The Necronomicon is in the hands of the Boy Who Lived. AU. Oneshot

Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.

Hinata does something horrible and ends up in he Konoha mental hospital, where she meets Konoha's most horrible secret.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

What happens when an obsessive compulsive detective, a fake psychic, and their friends meet the famous L? Another crazy crossover between Monk, Psych, and Death Note!

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]

A story about a boy,a girl, another girl, some heroes, even more villains and a handful of martial artists thrown in for good measure. Follow Ryouga as he stumbles into a world of Super Human proportion. A Ranma X Teen Titans crossover, unlike any other.

Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

A barbarian hero has arrived in a city under the thrall of an evil tyrant with the intention of freeing it once and for all. Unfortunately, he picked AnkhMorpork...

It has now come to this. I have lived too long, failed too often, and lost all that matters. Grant me this one last gamble. Grant me an end to our eternal conflict. Grant me the death of she who enslaved our world with its Purification. Grant me Serenity.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?

Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

[Crackfic] Why DID the Kyuubi attack Konoha? It ain't what you're expecting, that's for sure.

Imagine an Evangelion universe without the biomechanical robots or entry plugs. Imagine if the biblical references didn't involve massive aliens. Imagine if everything was restricted to something even more confining than a plug suit: the cubicle.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

At some point during my twoweek vacation, General O’Neill decided it would be a good idea to barricade the base, seal off the mountain, and declare it a sovereign country.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

My own addition to JA Baker's First Contact series of BSG2004 crossovers: Six has a series of unfortunate encounters. In this case, a Bolo.

Hilarious, not mine though, It's about the Witch hunters taking out Hogwarts.

AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?

Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.

“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]

What would it take to distract an Ork from a good scrape? Read on and find out.

General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!

New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

The real reason the 13th Black Crusade failed.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

Harry and his friends have finally gathered all the spell fragments needed to resurrect Sirius and destroy Voldemort once and for all. Now all they need to do is finish casting the spell. Easy, right?

COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.

A spell of tremendous power was interrupted. It's up to Harry, Ginny and Ron to find the missing spell fragments and reassemble them. With help from a now canine Hermione and a possessed Firebolt, what could go wrong?

I apologise. I had to write this. The voices in my head wouldn't shut up until I did. I probably owe you a warning. This is a Neon Genesis Evangelion crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Abandon Sanity All Ye Who Enter Here...

Itachi was going on ninety-eight and Sasuke was still trying to kill him...

The Cylons discover Earth. Poor Cylons...

They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.

Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...

LOKK:TE crossover. What if Kain and Raziel were removed from Nosgoth and placed among the Kindred on Earth? And what if the Kindred mixed up the names Kain and Caine? After what seems like forever, this damn story is finally complete! phew!

Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!

A little bit of hilarity for ya. If you can laugh, you're not defeated. By the same nutcase who is still trying to finish The Eva Matrix.

The NPCs have had enough and they're planning their revenge! Starring: Khalid, Jaheira, Valygar, Edwin, Anomen, Imoen, Yoshimo, Aerie, Irenicus, Minsc and Boo!, Viconia, Dynaheir and others.

The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?