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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Beauty and the Beast, and Harry Potter.

Hey everyone. As you can tell by my pen name, I love Twilight. Here's some things you need to know about me: I'm a girl (wow...), I'm only 14 (so please be nice), I don't appreciate comments such as "you suck!" or "This story is horrible!" or what ever other comments like that. If it's something that is asking me to improve or you may not like something about what I write, then that's fine. I LOVE chocolate chip cookies! ;-) And my favorite color is lilac purple. So...yeah...that's about it... OH! And I'm a die hard Team Edward fan!

Also, this is the chorus of a song that I have decided to live by:

The waves are calling out my name and they laugh at me/ Reminding me of all the times I tried before and failed/ The way they keep on telling me time and time again/ oh you'll never win/ You'll never win/ But the voice of truth tells me a different story/ the voice of truth/ says do not be afraid/ and the voice of truth says this is for my glory/ out of all the voices calling out to me/ I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth

Voice of Truth by Casting Crowns

OMGEE!! My school went to Florida for Spring Break and in the Harry Potter park at Universal...EEPPP!!! I love that place! Pumpkin juice is is butterbeer...and at Ollivanders you could be chosen to go through the wand choosing thingy and it's pretty beast! Anyways...yeah I fun.

I have created a Harry Potter OC character! Woo! Thank you LaylasShadow! Here's my character:

Name: Rachelle Allison Haedyn (It was originally going to be Hayden, but I though I'd make it more original ;-))

Date of Birth: February 27, 1995 (She's 16 xD)

Description: She has long dark brown hair that reaches midway down her back, and it has loose curls in it. Her eyes are a deep emerald green. Rachelle is clumsy so she doesn't play any wizarding sports...or muggle sports. She was sorted into the Hufflepuff house and doesn't have many friends because she is extremely shy, but she is in love with Cedric Diggory even though he is clueless (or is he...BUM BUM BUM!). And also, she is very smart! :)

Enemies: Draco Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, Lord Voldemort o.O, and...that's about it.

Friends: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Cedric Diggory, Ginny Weasley, Emma Lestrange, Terra Lovegood (keep in mind that these are the only people that she talks to)

Family: Mother: Katherine Haedyn

Father: Andrew Haedyn

Sister: Allysia Haedyn (not a witch)

Blood Status: Muggle Born

Plots I don't like (no offense to people with these plots or story lines, I'm just not a big fan of these):

Edward never came back and Bella chose Jacob. (not gonna happen)

Edward is abusive and Bella finds comfort in Jacob. (*sigh*)

Jasper is the only Cullen to come back and falls in love with Bella. (he will only ever love Alice!)

Alice and Bella were too late in Volterra and Edward was killed. (Never. Gonna. Happen.)

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, Twilight Addict 3

My Favorites:

Food: Steak (well done please ;-D)

Band: Paramore

Ice Cream: Chocolate!

Book: Breaking Dawn

Number: 3

Color: Lilac purple

Animal: Dolphin

Songs: Untouchable by Taylor Swift/ Eclipse (All Yours) by Metric/ Cinderella by Steven Curtis Chapman/ Live Out Loud by Steven Curtis Chapman/ Declaration of Dependence by Steven Curtis Chapman/ Voice of Truth by Casting Crowns/ The Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! At the Disco

It's blasphamy to choose just one song! xD

Month One

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you're against abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

(This had me laughing. xD)

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901- heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder

Real men sparkle... and that dazzles me

Twilight, Twilight Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight
...What obsession?

WIWAVS: Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Life only comes around once; make sure you spend it with the right person...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful... not hot...

Who calls you back, when you hang-up on him...

Who will stay awake, just to watch you sleep...

Wait for the guy who... kisses your forehead...

Who wants to show you off to the world... when you are in your sweats...

Who holds your hand... in front of his friends...

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares for you... and how lucky heis to have you...

Who turns to his friends and says, "That's her!"...

Screw Prince Charming, Im waiting for my Edward Cullen. ✿

You Got A Problem With Us Twilight Fans?
Solve It!
Think Were Trippin'?
Tie Our Shoes!
Can't Stand Us?
Then Sit Down!
Can't Face Us?
Turn Around!
Get Off My Page!

Why Edward?
Because Jacob has fleas
He dazzles me
He sparkles in the sunlight
He is overprotective
He is capable of loving me FOREVER
His touch sends chills down my spine
He would kill himself if i was gone
Edward is better than Jacob, End of story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

96 of teens wont stand up for God...copy and paste if ur one of the 4 who will.

God does so much for us yet many find it hard to post a simple message lifting his name. I LOVE GOD

98 percent of teens won't stand up for God. If you will stand up for Him, copy this into your profile. Do it if you truly love God!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Twilight Quiz:

Favourite Character? Edward. Duh.

Favourite Vampire? Hmm..let me think..uhm...EDWARD!

Second Favourite Vampire? Emmett or Alice- I can't chose.

Favourite Werewolf? Seth!- such a sweet kid.

Favourite Book? Breaking Dawn.

Least Favourite Book? New Moon- it annoyed the crap outta me when he left. But I DID like the ending.

Favourite Quote - Twilight? "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." Edward

Favourite Quote - New Moon? "Death that has sucked thy honey from thy breath, hath had no power yet upon thy beauty." Edward quoting Romeo. So sweet.

Favourite Quote - Eclipse? "Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever. Will you marry me?" - Edward.

Favourite Quote - Breaking Dawn? "Now you know. No-one has ever loved anyone as much as i love you..." - Bella. "You're almost right. I know of one exception." - Edward.

Favourite Film? Eclipse!

Edward or Bella? Edward.

Bella or Rosalie? Bella.

Rosalie or Alice? Alice.

Alice or Esme? Alice.

Esme or Carlisle? Can't choose.

Carlisle or Emmett? Emmett.

Emmett or Jasper? Emmett.

Edward or Emmett? Edward.

Edward or Jasper? Edward.

Alice or Emmett? Can't choose.

Jacob or Seth? Seth (I love Seth! He's a nice offense to Jacob lovers.)

Jacob or Paul? Neither.

Paul or Embry? Embry. (He's okay...I guess.)

Embry or - You get the point.

Edward or Jacob? Seriously?? EDWARD!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Copy and paste time!!

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Im SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
Im EMO so I MUST cut myself
Im Black so I MUST carry a gun
Im BLONDE so I MUST be stupid
Im JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
Im HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
Im ASIAN so I MUST be a genius
Im JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
Im GAY so I MUST have AIDS
Im a LESBIAN so I MUST be butch
Im ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
Im CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell
Im ATHIEST so i MUST hate the world
I HAVE NO RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
Im a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants
Im IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
Im a DANCER so I MUST dress like a whore (I dress very modestly thank you very much)
Im a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut
Im RICH so I MUST be conceited
Im NOT a VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
Im a TEENAGE MOTHER so I MUST be irresponsible
I HAVE/HAD GOOD GRADES so I MUST have no social life
Im into MUSICALS so I MUST be homosexual

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be sleeping with them all
Im a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
Im GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAY people so I MUST be gay too
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im a girl who ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat
Im SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
Im BISEXUAL so I MUST think everyone i see is hot
Im INTELLIGENT so I MUST be a loser
Im a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and hate all men
Im ENGLISH so I MUST either be posh or cockney, love tea and cricket and have bad teeth (my teeth are very clean thank you)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a hippy
I like READING so I MUST be a loner
I CRY EASILY so I MUST be a wimp

I don't like talking about my PERSONAL life so I MUST be having problems
Im a GOOD LIAR so I MUST be a good actor/actress
Im a MUSICIAN so I MUST be doing nothing with my life

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Cullen's Anatomy by LisaDawn75 reviews
Bella is a down on her luck single mom whose son has a severe medical condition. Edward is a medical student whose ethic project is to help Bella and her son find medical care. Neither are too happy with the arrangement and can they work together? AH, BX
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,265 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Learning to Love by midnightmist101 reviews
Bella is deaf and abused by Phil. She's finally had enough and decided to Move in with Charlie. Will she learn to trust men? And what is special with a guy named Edward Cullen? Rated m just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,532 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
6 Little Faces by Sylvia Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward Cullen have the perfect life, the only thing missing are children. After years of trying and to no success she turns to fertility drugs. When she finally gets pregnant, she may get more than what she's bargained for with six surprises. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,235 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Choices We Make by harryginnyfan91 reviews
On September 11th, Edward got a set of the Twilight books. He read them and fell in love with this "Bella Swan". He decided to take a chance, and went to Arizona to see her. On September 12th, Bella got a set of the Twilight books. She read them and fell in love with Edward. When Edward shows up at her house, how will Bella respond? Will everything go as planned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,057 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Marriage Law by Trixie Ray reviews
[HIATUS] A Marriage Law is released, bounding Hermione and Draco. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,632 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Doc Next Door by Ingenuity15 reviews
Single mom Bella Swan and her four year old son move to Seattle to start over. Lucky for her, the gorgeous doctor and father next door is single as well. Fun and drama ensues as they bring their families together. Canon Couples. Daddyward and Docward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,282 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
If You Only Knew by born2bmyself reviews
Who is the mysterious kid that Bella shows up with? She says she adopted the child; Acting as the kid's fake dad to make things less awkward, Edward tries to find out the truth too. What will happen during this new parental arrangement? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,732 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
The World of an Amazon by Coldbee reviews
Batman deals with mortality issues while Wonder Woman's Gods gather to decide if he truly deserves her love or not BMWW.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,468 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
The Courage to Love by Rurple101 reviews
Life after the defeat of Voldermort is meant to be peaceful and calm. A New Marriage Law is passed, and Hermione and Severus are being forced to marry each other. Can either of them have the courage to love? Please read and review :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
He Promised Her by Miss Lily Rose Snape reviews
Severus makes a promise to his wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles A to Z by theamazingemily reviews
This is a collection of OneShots that are VERY unconected about one of my favorite Pairings Dramione . Well the first one is A is for Alibi. please R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Now and Forever by Lillian Kayl reviews
When the Beast decides the time is right to Belle her loves her, will everything be ruined by a walk through the snow?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Dancing with Cinderella by Lambofthenight reviews
Charlie remembers bella, a bella that wasnt clutzy but fun, and everynight since she was two bella always found an excuse to dance with her dad. Formally Tj09. I own nothing. my 2nd story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Charlie S., Bella
Mudblood? by theamazingemily reviews
Hermione has been keeping a HUGE secret from her best friends the whole time she's been at hogwarts. What will find out when they find out? And what about Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010
A Different Beginning by LauraHannah90 reviews
What if Bella acted differently to finding out Edward is a vampire? When he reveals his true nature to her, how long does it take her to realise she's got feelings for him, despite her fear? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,567 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Separation by chainofcommand reviews
What happened if Edward left Bella pregnant in New Moon and wasn't there to save her? Charlie and Nessie's journey through separation, loss, family drama, imprinting and the Volturi.Don't worry, Edward and Bella do get a happy ending...eventually!COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,526 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Charlie S., Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twilight by jolowes6 reviews
This is the true story of Twilight. Not a fanfiction.I typed up the WHOLE book of Twilight, as I will with its companions. Please Read if you have not read them and would like to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Diamond in the Rough Part 4 by Moonchild707 reviews
Now a senior in high school, Bella is trying to live a normal life with her vampire family. But what happens when Edward's newfound affection, Victoria's return and the struggles of being a teenager provide her with more problems than she anticipated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,392 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Power of Prayer by LadyScarlettO'Hara reviews
My first fanfic. SS/HG. How Snape met God.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Kiss Goodnight by LauraHannah90 reviews
Edward is putting Renesmee to bed, but like every little girl, she tries to delay her bedtime. Edward being Edward waits patiently for his daughter to tire before kissing her goodnight. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Birthday Present by LauraHannah90 reviews
Alice tells Bella that Edward's birthday is coming up, but what can Bella get the vampire who has everything? Bella finally decides on something that she knows he wants, something he'd never expect to receive. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 3 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella is back in Forks with her adoptive family, and is now a junior in high school. What happens when her world is turned upside down and life as she knows it takes a turn for the worst? How does Bella cope when someone she loves leaves her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,534 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella, living in Alaska, is now 11 years old and a happy, normal kid. When her family decides to enrol her in mainstream school, how will she deal with the horrors of the sixth grade classroom, and three nasty classmates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
Blood Moon by Kibibe reviews
After Jacob too abandons Bella in New Moon Victoria takes advantage of the opportunity. Will the Cullens be able to save her or is it too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella and the Beast by XtReMeCCD reviews
yes everybody, its exactly what it sounds like! PLEASE BE KIND ITS MY FIRST FANFIC!
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella
You can let go now daddy by romanoew reviews
BD spoiler. A story about Bella and Charlie, based on the song "You can let go now" by Crystal Shawanda. Bellas POV. SM owns Twilight. Read & Review. And Denise, this is for you. And yeah, English isn't my first language.. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Awakening by AmandaCullen84 reviews
Bella leaves Forks after refusing Jacob's marriage proposal and moves in with Alice at her apartment in Chicago. In her journey to find herself she meets Alice's cousin Edward Masen and together they awaken a love new to them both.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,863 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black and Blue by emilykval22 reviews
AH, AU, OOC:Edward Masen is being abused by his father Edward Sr. after his mother Elisabeth died, will Bella be able to save him? ExB, AxJ, RxEm T because of reference to abuse and some langage
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Vampire Horror by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Edward and Bella go to a horror movie. But realistically how could anything frighten Edward? *fluff alert*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ghost of You by affinitix2 reviews
PrePost GoF : Hermione has a secret love. Read to find out more. One shot complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
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Bella and the Edward reviews
Bella comes across a castle with a beast in it. Can you guess who it is? All human eventually. Canon pairings. Edward always said he was a monster so I'm making him one. No Jacob! Better explanation inside! R&R :) Story under edit, but is being continued!
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/22/2010 - [Bella, Edward]
Loving You reviews
Emma, LaylasShadow OC character, is in love with Draco Malfoy, Draco is clueless. What will happen? Read to find out! This is for Layla's birthday! Happy birthday bestfriend! Please read. R&R! DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Draco M.
Bad Dream reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn. One-shot! Renesmee wakes up in the middle of the night because of a bad dream and wants her Daddy. Cuteness! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Cullens and Twilight reviews
Alice and Edward find a strange book titled "Twilight", and decide to read it with the family. They discover that the book is about their future and Edward finding his mate. Bella hasn't arrived in Forks yet. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
To Be Loved reviews
First Fanfic. Bella is bullied every day at school. She never knows what to expect next, when one day, the mysterious Cullens arrive. Can they help? Will Bella find love? Canon pairings. Vamps are vamps. No werewolves. R&R I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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