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Joined 06-11-10, id: 2399792, Profile Updated: 08-04-10
Author has written 2 stories for Dante's Inferno, and American McGee's Alice.

Greetings people of the interwebs!

I'm Iver Niler, of the New Hampshire Nilers, and it is my hope that you are here to read my stories, and not to collect information on me for blackmail/assassination purposes.

That said, I prefer to publish my stories only when I completely finished writing and editing them, so don't expect a constant stream of chapters. Also, since I'm busy with college and tend to write long stories, there may be as much as a year or two's time between each publication. So, if I've not been active for a while, don't worry, it's not because I'm retired. When that happens, I'll tell you so. Of course, your worry is dependent on your enjoyment of my tales. If you don't like my story structure, you won't shed any tears over my retirement. Of course, if that's the case, and you don't like my stories, then I must ask, why are you reading this? Are you hoping I'll reveal the fact that I'm really a Three-Toed Sloth? Because I'm not! Stop saying that! That is nothing but slander! Good day, sir! I SAID GOOD DAY!

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Select Moments from the Life of Dr Angus Bumby reviews
Spoilers. The following is an account of several moments experienced by one Dr. Angus Bumby in the months before his untimely demise; a demise which made some sad, others happy, and was ignored by the vast majority.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
A Madman's Guide to Soul Judging reviews
Can't decide who to send where while playing the game? Never fear! Mike the angel and Malacoda the demon are here to help, using their inside information to solve your philosophical dilemma! Warning: Contents may be volatile.
Dante's Inferno - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 16,907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete