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Author has written 9 stories for Aliens/Predator, and Harry Potter.
Hello! We are the Predtards. What you will find here are stories that were, usually, written tag team. A few will be stories done by only one author and we will be sure to label our stories so you know.
We are Ally and Annie and we have been best friends for EVAR. Not really, but it feels that way sometimes. We are often obsessed with the same things at the same time, and our current obsession is, you guessed it, Predators. Most of the stories here will revolve around them, but that isn't to say we won't have the occasional other fandom popping up.
We live in the Midwest, USA, and are both the same year in college.
-Majoring in Linguistics. Currently fluent in French, and has taken five years of Spanish. Chinese is next.
-Has a complicated family life. 13 grandparents should tell you plenty.
-Is detail oriented and mildly CDO (That's OCD in alphabetical order)
-Is the beta for these stories. Cus she's a mega nit picker and grammar nazi. If you need a beta, she's up for it, but she might make you cry. Nothing personal.
-Favorite Foods: Pickles. Most things, save seafood and melons. Will try most things at least once. Will eat things she doesn't like anyway.
-Favorite Colors: Green, Black, and Silver
-Preferred Book Genres: Fantasy/sci-fi
-Is a major video game freak, particularly RPGs. Dragon Age, FTW!
-Double Majoring in Liberal Arts and Elementary Education. Specializing in Reading and Social Studies. Recently graduated Magna Cum Laude.
-Has a pretty normal family. Parents are both doctors, two older siblings. Big brother is an Electrical Engineer PHD. Big Sister is doing a PHD in Computational Biology
-Is a get it done sort of person. Actions speak louder than words. The reason there ARE weekly updates.
-Is a big picture person, but can obsess over details just as much.
-Favorite Foods: Most everything, with a particular penchant for Eastern foods. NO PICKLES, MUSHROOMS, PEPPERS.
-Favorite Colors: Purple, Black, Silver
-Preferred Book Genres: Fantasy/Sci-Fi and Mysteries. But, reads most everything.
-Not so much a video game freak, except for Seek and Find/Puzzle games. Proud owner of a backwards compatible PS3.
-TOTAL ANIME/MANGA NUT.
We've written together for a long time and this is our first time really putting our partner stories up. We hope you like them.
FOR THE RECORD: Some of the stories/one shots we are going to write are going to be silly. As in NOT CANNON. *GASP!* But, fear not. Others of our stories WILL be as close to cannon and as accurate as we can make them. We DO know the difference. We'll make sure to label which stories are silly and which are serious. So, please, dear readers, don't whine to us about how something "Isn't Cannon" in one of the silly stories. You WILL be mocked. WITH A VENGEANCE.
UPDATE 8/30/2013: WE HAVE ARISEN FROM FLAME AND ASH! LIKE THE NOBLE PHOENIX. OR ROCKY MOVIES. We are terribly, dreadfully, completely sorry for the two year hiatus. We don't have much excuse. School and graduating and work and health issues got all up in the way. Things got pushed to the side. We aren't proud of that, and we have missed writing. Don't doubt that. But! Hopefully with schedules sorted out and us living together, we can finally get back into doing what we love to do. And as you can see by the section below, we have plans. Planning plans. Of plans. So! We'll get right back on this horse and go for it! :D We love you all very much, and thanks for following, faving, reviewing and generally pining after our radiant presence. You are all wonderful people and we are giving you lascivious looks of glee.
Hero is a Cheap Label - The Earth has been overrun by Aliens. The human race is dwindling. Culture is lost, survivors live day by day, devoid of any hope. This story follows the lives of two such survivors, Evie and Marie. They travel the Northern United States as mercenaries, hunting the Aliens that threaten their species. Just as they had begun adjusting to this post apocalyptic world, everything is changed when another species of aliens comes to join the fray.
Perish in Our Own: Have you ever wondered what happened between Evie and Marie being wimpy girly girls and being totally bad ass awesome? This will tell you everything you wanted to know, and more than you wished for.
The Minivan Escapades - Originally intended to be a random collection of one shots, this has become a supplementary story to Hero is a Cheap Label. It is filled with hilarity, insanity, and no small amount of ridiculousness. It continues the adventures of Evie, Marie, Dho'mago'te, and Tvrtko from the end of Hero, and will connect up with Epic.
The Misadventures of Glaw and Torkel - Two grumpy, old Yautja are on a mission. A mission so difficult, deadly, and dangerous, that no one knows what may happen to them. Their mission? To capture Oomans. ALIVE.
Better With My Eyes Closed- This will be the next in our line of more serious stories. It takes place at the same time as Hero is A Cheap Label, but in a very different part of the country and with very different people. This story will follow the travels of Juan Carlos Fernando Onobanjo and his mother, Julietta Maria Fernando Onobanjo. Juan Carlos is half Cuban, half Black, and somehow manages to become the leader of a group of skin heads. Oh, and he killed a Predator. Nothing could go wrong here, right?
The Bad Blood Story Arc - All right, this one is a little tricky. There will be three different stories involved with two different main characters. They are two "different" Yautja that end up, as the story arc title suggests, as Bad Bloods. The first two "books" will follow each character separately, leading up to their meeting. The last book will have the two of them together, doing cool stuff. That Predators do.
Troubles of More Than One Kind - This story takes place twenty years after the end of Hero is a Cheap Label. This tale is about a human boy with a Yautja as a "father". Their travels through space bring them new challenges that they face as a family, and shows how being a different species doesn't stop love. *everyone go Awww here*
Epic Story of Epic Awesomeness! - As you may have noticed, we keep getting more and more vague with these story lines. This is because these stories are VERY far into the future, so don't expect them any time soon. ANYWAY! This story will be all of the characters of the previous stories banding together around a common goal, seeking to change Predator society, and sticking it to THE MAN!! Er. Pred. Yautja? Whatever.
Off With Their Heads! - This will be a story detailing the adventures of Clone!Ripley and her band of mighty, not so morphin, Xenomorphs. How does this happen? You'll find out. More ridiculousness will ensue. _
Non AVP Current Stories:
Struggle in the Snare: Companion fic to From Cobwebs to Cables. A fairly normal woman living a fairly normal life is suddenly sent back in time and to another universe. A universe where she knows the past, present, and future. And has the chance to change everything.
From Cobwebs to Cables: This will be a story that alternates chapters with Struggle. It is, again, about messing with the Space/Time continuum and the Harry Potter universe. And lots of tacos. And a very angry Hufflepuff.
Non AVP Future Stories:
Temptation Leans on the Doorbell: This is the joint story of Struggle and Cobwebs. It would have been too complicated to have all of it one story, so instead, you get three! For the price of one! _ There is plenty of time/space tripping, far too much nerd-dom, and a tiny bit of Slytherin torturing. In a loving way. VERY loving. Hence the problem.
If you read this, good job. HEART! _
If you DIDN'T read this, that's okay. We can't make you. But no heart for you!
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