AHAHAHAH Shanashii wrote a fanfic with me in the story!!!!!!!!!! READ IT PLZZZ She IS A GREAT WRITER AND REVIEW IT! (Heck, READ AND REVIEW ALL OF HER STORIES!)

In the story I'm Chiharu!!!!!!

Oh P.S. here is he link to Shanashii's story (again AWESOME)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6699555/1/

JUST WROTE FIRST REALLLLLY SHORT FANFIC!!!! wazah!

Now that the professional intro is over...PARTY!!!

haha Kidding (not till my parents leave!) here are a few things about me!

instruments I play: Oboe, guitar, piano, recorder, pennywhistle, voices are instruments to ya know!

other instruments I WISH I played: harp, violin, cello, flute, GRASS!

hobbies: talking to homeless cats and dogs, singing, acting, dancing when no one is looking!, playing instruments, thinking intensely about life, thinking intensely about boys!, experimenting with things around my house!, Oh! I almost forgot I like to cook! ( and if you count living then that to!)

favorite color: I like all colors but as of the last year, I like PURPLE, blue, white, black, and yellow!

favorite type of tootsie pop: THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

hmmmm... now for other interesting things about me!..(uh oh!) Shut up! stupid audience!

I enjoy long moonlit walks on beaches but I hate having sand in my shoes!

I like to eat but I don't like getting fat!

I like to play instruments but after a while my fingers hurt!

I'm Boy-crazy but boys are sooooo not crazy about me!

I like walking in around in extremely cold weather but hate getting a cold!

I like being around my family every minute of the da-WAIT! no I don't?!!!!!

I like my school but not some of the people in it!

I like asking questions, but only if the answer is in my favor!

Okay we are done! (phew!) AGH! I need to fire the audience if thats possible...

NOT!

well let's see...ah yes!

Philosophy:

who says penguins can't fly...on an air plane.

Pluto deserves to be a planet after all it's been through and I don't care if it hasn't been through anything it's just an excuse.

why is it that an orange is orange but a honeydew is green and not honey colored???? I wonder who even named these fruits?

you say I'm not cool. Well thank you because by stating that I'm not cool you implied the obvious; that I am warm, and there by saying that I am hot. Thank you for noticing!

funny conversations and sayings:

me: hey! who wants to play twister!

mom: that game is so innapropriate!

sister:ya know mom, the seventh grade dance is basically a game of twister, only everyone knows where their body parts go...

mom:... Alice you are not going to the seventh grade dance.

Me: Hey laura! you do know I'm a sadist right?

Laura: prove it.

me: okay. how about the fact that I put laughter in slaughter?

Laura: did you actually figure that out?

me: no one of my victims said it to be before I painfully tortured them!

Laura: (backing away) okay?

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Me: I feel like breaking into song

teacher: Yes Alice. well how is that any different than how you usually feel?

friend at camp: But I want to bring my pillow on the long trip I love pillows!

me: yea well i love boys but I don't bring them on trips with me!... well uh... okay there was that one time!!!!

did you know that if you look up almost any company saying, if you say 'in my pants' after them they sound insanely innapropro.

ex: MacDonalds: I'm lovin' it IN MY PANTS

Olive garden: When you're here you're part of the family IN MY PANTS

Wendy's: it's waaayyy better then fast food in MY pants!

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me as a child: Mommy I want everything for Christmas!

mom: honey you can't have everything... where would you put it?

if you wish to be wise ignore sayings like these

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when everything is coming your way, well hell!, you should probably get out of the street!

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a day without sunshine is like...well I guess night?

if you say you can't live without me. Why aren't you dead?

silence is golden, but when that fails, hey, duct tape is silver?

life is a bowl of cherries. So someone has to get stuck with the pits'

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death is a once in a lifetime experiance!!!

smart philosophies! (written by yours truely because I havent posted a story and I wanna show my potential!:

There can be no sun without the moon. Nothing taken without giving, and no love shared without hate. Then there can be considered the things that come after. After hate there will be love, and after the moon falls the sun will rise. After giving, something must be given in return or truthfully speaking something must be taken. There is no beginning to something that does not first have an ending included. Of course if you were to extend this, the cycle would most likely repeat, for if you were to handle this vice versa you could say that there would be no hate without love, no moon without the sun, and nothing to give without first taking. But I imagine it all really depends on which way you look at the situation. Or to be clear depending on what situation, which of the two came first? Then again if you were to be already in the situation, and already had guessed the first part of the question you would then have to ask yourself which you would believe to be the end result out of the two. Then again, I further contemplate the fact of whether or not there is an end to begin with, or to say to end with. A most complicated question that when thought as to what the answer is, it comes out to be numerous question orbiting around one filler. Two people would most likely not see eye to eye with each other, and even to the point of the questions one may not agree with ones self on their own accord of the same situation being watched or involved in. A curious thought, don’t you think?

the world fears darkness, for darkness often makes you wonder what lurks there.

If you have a memory of someone are they really gone?

the worst kind of pain isn't on the outside, or the inside. it's watching the pain of others when you are perfectly unharmed.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

Me: Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the cruelest of them all?

Mirror: You win hands down. Please don't break me.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Eric: You don't even have a girlfriend

Luke: I could if I wanted one. Four girls have already asked me out this year

Me: Wow they must have been desperate

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Me: This is a disaster.

Person 1: Look on the bright side. he got hit by a bus while he was running.

Me: You're right this has been a good day. (I hate him and this didn't really happen but I wish it would)

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's only because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...

those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

One time, Izzy was riding around on her bike, and she saw a cute little Gopher family. She yelled, "Hi Gophers," and the small one pulled out a chainsaw and chased Izzy around, so she had to run him over. The end

you say im not cool but cool is another way of sayim cold so if im not cold im hot i know im hot thanks for embracin it

if youre goin to be 2-faced atleast make one of them pretty

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, whats the fun in that?)

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

- excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-education is important. school however, is another matter.

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

You can talk to innanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know somethings wrong

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then let life wonder how the hell you did that!

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

when life gives you lemons, make some fricken lemonade!

when life gives you lemons, ask if you can have some fries with that?

When life gives you lemons, kill yourself so life won't be able to find you and give you more lemons!

wy is my writing bold now? Idk how I did that! well ayway

I think i should go make another chapter of my story that Ive been avoiding!