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Joined 06-11-10, id: 2400109, Profile Updated: 04-17-12
Author has written 14 stories for Bible, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Discworld, Good Omens, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

"Remember: It's wrong to ever split an infinitive and prepositions are not things to end sentences with."


There are lots of things to like about a piece of writing, fanfiction or otherwise. I personally have a weakness for idiosyncratic writing styles and crossovers. In that respect, I suppose I like ideas that I haven't encountered before.

I was once told that a good piece of short fiction asks a question. The question doesn’t have to be particularly profound, nor does the story have to provide any sort of answer—it just needs to ask something. Of course, this could just be pretentious writing-process nonsense, but it sounded good at the time.

I retain the opinion that a good story is one that has something to say, and that saying it well is just good writing.

Finally, to help contextualise anything above or below, I am a female in my very early twenties.

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The Fourth Wall in the Room by Oroburos69 reviews
The Joker sees more than he should.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A new device is being tested by MAKIKO reviews
Crichton. Scorpius. Wormholes. Aeryn. POST-322.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2002
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Method reviews
Ducard checks up on Crane's progress prior to the dumping of fear toxin into Gotham's water supply. Their discussion leaves Crane with a few things to consider.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - J. Crane, Ra's al Ghul - Complete
Paradigms reviews
Crane is tired of lurking in the shadows and decides to enact a large scale project. He expected the Bat's intervention. The Joker's reaction, however, was an entirely confounding variable. Sequel to 'Escalation'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - J. Crane, Joker
Institutionalised reviews
Batman and Joker's conflict ends when the police capture the unstable criminal. The story should have ended there, but in the wrong circumstance Arkham can be lethal. His greatest enemy can't stand by and let that happen. It wouldn't be right.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Escalation reviews
Crane is fascinated and wants to investigate the fears buried deep in the Joker's fractured mind. Meanwhile, the Joker is playing an indecipherable game that tests Crane's own limits. It is the nature of things to escalate.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,915 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Preservation reviews
In Crane's opinion, the Bat should have had an antidote to the new toxin by now. Apparently there hadn't been time. Now it was a race against the clock because it was absolutely vital that Batman survived intact.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/14/2011 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Distaste reviews
Crane, Wayne, Joker and Dent have four very different opinions regarding a specific human experience. But somehow they each manage to arrive at a very similar conclusion. Four drabbles.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Sentience reviews
Batman and the Joker are merely clockwork soldiers. Gotham City is the only thing that truly lives. The ending is always the same whichever way you slice it. It is beginnings that are the most fun. Surrealist style. Biochemistry.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Dilemma reviews
Artemis Fowl Senior: Family-oriented eco-warrior who lost his way in the big bad world of business? Yeah right. Fairy magic and the People have a lot to answer for.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
Distortions reviews
Dent's fall brings a fear of the end to Gotham. This draws the four riders out of human consciousness and back into the world. An individual with an, uh, unique perspective, ends up confronting them all.
Crossover - Good Omens & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - DEATH, Joker - Complete
Fools reviews
Pre-'Men at Arms'. Dr. Cruces, the leader of the Assassins' Guild, meets with the new head of the Fools' guild. His main concern is avoiding a humorous handshake. Clearly, he has never met Dr. Whiteface, to whom humour is a serious business.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dr. Cruces, Dr. Whiteface - Complete
Irritation reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Chess reviews
McGonagall accepts an invitation for a friendly game of chess with the headmaster. She is a formidable player, but she expects to lose. Then again, Dumbledore has some... interesting strategies that may just cost him the game.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Vanity reviews
A previous partner of his had attributed Lucius' taste for blondes as a symptom of his own vanity and sense of self satisfaction. She had no comprehension of just how large an affliction true vanity was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Seraphim reviews
A lot of angels dislike humans. They don't realise that free will is by definition the absence of perfection. However, the Seraphim hold no such ill feelings toward humanity. Human ingenuity has provided them with a great gift indeed.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete