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Joined 06-11-10, id: 2400383, Profile Updated: 02-05-14
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto.

Hi

I have an inappropriate sense of humor and I tend to swear like a fucking sailor.

Artist, Atheist and a smart-ass.

My current work in progress is: Hidden Leaf Ink which is basically a Sasu/Saku drabble with sexy tattoos.

I haven't seen enough fics like that so I decided to make one of my own.

I like to draw, paint, and play video games as well as procrastinate on my homework.

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The Fox by capricapra reviews
Taste of the Forbidden II Contest entry. To be expanded into a multi-chapter fic. Student Bella is assigned to the supervision of the reclusive Professor Masen. Both are overwhelmed by their mutual attraction, despite it being against the rules. But can their relationship survive their age difference and a rogue academic hell-bent on destroying their happiness? Olderward & Geekella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,486 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Bella, Edward
Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 252 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/23/2009
One Dirty Thought by yourstruly247 reviews
When Sasuke takes a peek into his female teammate's mind, what he discovers shocks him. How will he react to her ever so perverted thoughts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,463 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Truth Not To Be Revealed by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "No, you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're hated by the village, untrusted and guarded. The council is still debating whether they should keep you, kill you or banish you. I'm one of the most trusted kunoichi of this village, a medic nin, and they would not stand the mere thought of me being with you. They will kill you if ever we do this, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/30/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o79: Today, I went on my first date with my longtime crush. When I kissed his cheek, my face tingled. I thought it was from giddiness. Instead, it was me having an allergic reaction to his cologne. My face now looks like a baboon's behind. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 254,180 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lost, Disturbed and Seeking Revenge by ApplesBeyondTheWall reviews
When her baby is kidnapped, Bella is forced to contact the last person she wants to be involved with. The Father. All Human, Cannon. Re-editing as of 03/12/2014, up to chapter 7 at the moment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,741 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,609 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Married! by xprezurself reviews
"What's your name?" "Sakura Haruno." "I'm Sasuke Uchiha...Marry me." "What!" A situation where Sasuke and Sakura might've just found each other at the right time, when they needed one another's help.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,643 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life. That is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. But how long will it take her to overcome her hatred of the cocky, fast-talking, self-absorbed jerk? Humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,468 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Konoha's New Girl by ArtismyEmoLove reviews
Konoha High School Is Used To The Name "Sasuke Uchiha". Sakura Haruno, The New Girl In School, Decides To Riot This Little Shin-ding Until They Remember Her Name And Her Name Only. Little Does She Know, Sasuke Wants Her Moaning His Name. M For Future Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,618 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Officer and the Delinquent by HerSoulSister reviews
Edward Cullen is a man of the law. Isabella Swan loves to break the law. She also loves to get Edward all riled up. What happens when this delinquent gets the hots for the Officer? Stalking of course. AH, ooc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,640 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 94,173 - Reviews: 6280 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20794 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 5,774 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 135,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Boss's Boyfriend by HerSoulSister reviews
A shitty day turns into a magical night when Bella meets a beautiful stranger. One problem: that beautiful stranger is engaged to her evil boss. Life choices are hardest to make with a man in the mix. All human. ooc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Bucket List Life by HerSoulSister reviews
Sequel to "My Boss's Boyfriend." Bella is living the life she always wanted. What happens when an old flame makes a reappearance in her bucket list life? AH, ooc. ALL CHAPTERS REMOVED but story kept up for sentimental value.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
A One Night Stand With Two Unemotional Boys by xhyperanimefreakx reviews
How do you know who the father of your child is, if you had a one night stand with two men? SasuSakuSai SaiSakuSasu RE-WRITING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 154,242 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Lemonaid by Yukiume reviews
CH.5: SASUSAKU-Home. Sakura reflects on the aftermath of war with a midnight swim in the lake and is joined by the one person she had build walls to keep out. Will she be able to find the healing her heart sorely needs? - LEMONAID is now a collection of SasuSaku/ItaSaku anthology oneshots. -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Trouble With Haruno by xXxBlessxThexFallxXx reviews
Sakura comes back to town after leaving for 5 years. Sasuke has to deal with feelings towards the pinkette that he never realized he could still have for her, a whore of a girlfriend, and other guys hitting on Sakura. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,189 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What Could Have Been 2 by XhexaniaRose reviews
Please read "What Could have Been" Before attepmting to read this or you will be very confused.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10564 - Favs: 7,214 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Ludicrous Hate by juicy.kiwi reviews
It's one of those ridiculous love stories that makes you want to scream. "Tell him/her 'I F'in LOVE YOU' already!" Too bad Sakura hates his gut. While Sasuke is too much of an ... Well, they'll live. AU-Smuttiness's here. wink
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Until I saw you by reyes139 reviews
He wants her-she wants him. Both play the age old game of cat and mouse yet neither are willing to be the prey. A Mobward who falls deeply in love and a sassy Bella making him work for it. Rated M for everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,957 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Sakura is a cat by cielchat reviews
Sakura has been turned into a cat. Sasuke comes back to the village. Chaos ensured.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spar Me To Heaven by HinatasHelper reviews
My feet made light smacks on the hardwood floor as I walked to the bedroom. He sat at the edge of the bed with a bottle of sake in his hand. "You're late Sakura"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,145 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Edward Cullen: A Work in Progress by tufano79 reviews
Edward Cullen is an jerk. He's a moody musician and artist who is wary about life and is recovering from a nasty drug overdose. Emmett, his best friend, offers him an opportunity to redeem himself and work with his best tattoo artist in his shop.EXB,AH - Mature Audiences, only. Strong themes with references to drugs and sexual assault
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choosing Her by ILoveSxS reviews
Sasuke and Sakura had been dating since they were 13.Sakura went on a 3 year vacation with her parents.Sasuke and Sakura are in a long distance relationship.At 17 Sasuke decides to date Karin.Sakura came back to surprise Sasuke. What will happen?Full SUM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Don't judge a book by its cover by phoenixfire211 reviews
Never believe first impressions. Sasuke Uchiha is the schools biggest player. Sakura Haruno was the geeky nerd with no friends, the only girl who is immune to his god like looks. He sees her as a challenge. Careful Sasuke. She could be your down fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Sperm Donor's Daughter by KRay Cullen reviews
Bella's daughter is bound and determined to find her sperm donor, 1918-9833160623 and nothing will stop her. Who finds him first? Bella or the sperm donor's daughter? HEA. Fluffy. Slight Angst. Funny. Rated M for lemony citrus flavor!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,155 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Bella
Sensuality by reviee reviews
100 smut stories. for LJ's 100lover community. SMUT TWENTY-TWO: AU. SasuSaku. Because it's her job, Sakura will do whatever he pleases.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,647 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Go Deeper by BitterMuse reviews
"Fuck me like an animal" - SasukeXHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Trapped by Caffeinewired reviews
Sakura is in an abusive relationship with Neji. Sasuke Uchiha transfers to their school in the middle of the year. Sasuke may be a jerk, but he knows the proper way to treat a lady, and he takes an immediate disliking to his neighbor Neji. fullsuminside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,247 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Secret by K and Jazz reviews
Ino wasn't going to find out about Sakura and Sasuke hooking up behind her back. But with a project that requires them and the rest of the gang to move in together, there's a chance it could happen. Too bad Sasuke and Sakura aren't gonna let it happen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,875 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Married to Sasuke Uchiha by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Naruto dumps Sakura, telling her that he's been dating Hinata behind her back. She runs and bumps into Sasuke. After a coincident, Sasuke forces her to marry him. When Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she finds herself falling in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
shots of color by a warrior queen reviews
Baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven? —Bro!Fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
A Forgotten Adventure by Hurricane Victoria reviews
Kakashi Hatake is gone for almost a month. Squad Seven's on vacation. What could go wrong? M for language and lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,275 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not As Planned by frumpyrox reviews
Sakura is on vacation in Italy with her friends and buckets of cash. But what happens when she gets lost in a crowd and then is sent to a travelling artist for help..? This is one vacation that surely won't be as planned. sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,254 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling In Catastrophe by K and Jazz reviews
Karin can't have children, so she hires a surrogate mother. Whose that surrogate mother? None other than Sakura Haruno. Wait, what, Karin doesn't believe in artificial insemination, so she wants Sakura to have sex with her fiancé Sasuke Uchiha. …Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
20 First Dates by menmaas reviews
Colonel Mustang has always known just how to smooth talk the ladies and Lieutenant Hawkeye is sick of his large ego getting in the way of work. The boys of Mustang's unit have come up with a challenge for Riza and Roy. Twenty dates each, one date each day and whoever seduces more people wins. Let the games begin. Will be M later on
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,397 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Riza H., Roy M.
The Black Dress by PureElegance reviews
Yearning to touch once again they both knew that no matter how much they resisted, they knew they will always be bonded to each other. Did they really want to make each other theirs or is it all just a game?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Pride of an Uchiha by FireWater0712 reviews
Team 7 has reunited once again. Sasuke is living freely in Konoha under special conditions & had married Sakura to revive the Uchiha clan. Would he learn to love her? How long can Sakura can keep up with him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,203 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seduction by Mia Fitzpatrick reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has decided that his second wife will be someone intelligent, sensible and independent. He already had the perfect candidate. The only problem was Sakura Haruno refuses to say yes. AU. Chapter 14 is now up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,936 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Equivocal by IceHaze reviews
Sasuke couldn't believe it all started with a simple game of Pac-man. [Anthology]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
sakura guide to breakups by finish line reviews
SasuSaku. Here are ways on how Girlfriend breaks up with Boyfriend. With creativity. Let's not forget the ways how Boyfriend makes up with Girlfriend. With creativity. Need I say more? -Ways on How to Breakup with Your Boyfriend Anthology-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,895 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shelters From Ourselves by Szki reviews
When she slips out of a bed, Sasuke doesn't look at her. His back is facing her, his face turned to the wall, eyes tightly closed. The smell of watermelons lingers some more, before it too, fades away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bella's Anatomy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Best friends with benefits, Bella and Irina, are excited about their last few months as surgical interns, but with this chapter in their lives coming to an end, will Bella be able to move on to the next one with the new anesthesiologist? AH, ExB, Fluff and smut with a hint of plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,548 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 11917 - Favs: 6,854 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Self Control by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Ever since he returned to Konoha, ignoring how much a certain pink-haired teammate of his had grown proved to be quite a challenge for Sasuke. A night in Suna tests his control.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,221 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Body Language: The Collection by PassionateDolls reviews
006: What to do when your boyfriend is not there to fuck your brains out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Orgasms by Zephyr Hearts reviews
AU; Because masturbation is completely healthy and not abnormal. Follow Sasuke and Sakura into their developing relationship from awkward kisses, to hungry make out sessions. Oh, and raging teenager hormones. Rated M for various reasons. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
S X Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away by smmiskimen reviews
REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,610 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mea Maxima Culpa by elusivetwilight reviews
Dr. Isabella Swan is tightly in control of her life until she is assigned hypersexual patient Edward Cullen. Step into their therapy sessions and find out who ends up treating who. ENTRY FOR TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN II CONTEST. 1ST PLACE JUDGE'S PICK, 2ND PLACE WINNER PUBLIC VOTE, WINNER FOR MOST IRRESISTIBLE EDWARD AND DIRTIEST DIRTY TALK.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 255 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Headboards, Power Panties, and Penis Charms by Nyddi reviews
A lonely man. The young, beautiful, obnoxious girl he swore to protect. Question is, how did he protect her from himself and everything that came along with him? E x B #REVAMPED #REPOSTED #NEWDETAILS #BPP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 337,333 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Office Christening by Jasmin Kaiba reviews
Long overdue continuation of School Day Stunts and Theater Theatrics. Pure SasuSaku smut in the Uchiha Manor. Strong M rating, explicit reading material, PWP. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Seconds by color theory reviews
Because 10 seconds just isn't enough... ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rocket Queen by a warrior queen reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
naked sunday by a warrior queen reviews
You taste like a whole lotta promises. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Crystallus by hangmeuptodry reviews
AU. "Let's pretend we're not commited to a mental hospital, restricted from even having shoelaces, and just be together." Sasuke teaches Sakura how to breathe again. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Think I'm Gonna Marry You by reyes139 reviews
I think I loved you before you were even born. As children we played house, as teens you were my first crush and as adults, I live for you. Now to only convince you that, you belong to me...with me. Romance/Fluff and some naughtiness in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innovative Mirrors by Poeticfilter reviews
Mirrors - a surface, which reflects a clear image. Mirrors show us, ourselves. Or maybe the clear image they show us is the manifested image of ourselves. What if two strangers glance into the mirror desperately looking for something that they can't find. "It was only when she looked away that he realized that he could see her but she couldn't see him!" One-shot SXS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,813 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Falsette by ColoradoGirl93 reviews
Sasuke has finally returned, but alot has changed in his absence, especially Sakura. But what will happen when Sasuke needs something, can Sakura do it? Even if it means living a lie?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,585 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen? by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The French Maid Dress by Yaoi Maiko reviews
"Come on, Naruto, either do the dare or not…either way you could end up losing." Shikamaru lazily said. SasuxNaru, GaaxLee, ShinxKiba, and Naked Chouji Warning: Yaoi! Boy on boy! You have been warned don't blame me if you read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Once Upon a Dream by Jasmin Kaiba reviews
In the aftermath of 4x09, Elena wakes to an unexpected development. Or doesn't she? LEMON alert. Delena R&R please
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15568 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slow Burn by Taranova reviews
It's just sex. They don't need to bring names into it. Roy/Ed, smutty
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Here We Are, As In Olden Days by rinabina reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends forever but ruth be told, it's always been a little more than that. A holiday collection of the history of Bella and Edward - Past, present and future. E/B AU AH Mostly fluff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,830 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Determined Heart by JenRar reviews
Eighteen-year-old high school senior, Bella Swan, falls for the unattainable: her twenty-eight-year-old English teacher, Edward Masen. Will they give in to the temptation of forbidden desire or walk the line of the law?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Heart Aint A Brain by HinatasHelper reviews
What happens when Sakura and Sasuke have to go on missions alone and is Naruto only training with Hinata to get stronger or is there something more? SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Prince Meets Pauper by Tiger Priestess reviews
They ran into each other in the marketplace, what Sakura didn't know though, was that she met the prince of the Uchiha Kingdom, Sasuke. Something about her intrigued him and this meeting was certainly not the last...SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,655 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
JF by iluvtwilightmre reviews
For the past two weeks, Bella has been able to think of nothing but a certain deep and dirty fantasy; on whim, she decides a 'confession' at a lovely looking church might be just what she needs to clear her mind at last. But what happens when the priest asks for something not so priestly? "In this moment, it clicks." O/S entry for the "Public Lovin Contest"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aftermath by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU He was the one who fought in the war, but why was I feeling the aftermath?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Good Deed by Blade Redwind reviews
It wasn't love. She did it because in that moment they had known the same pain. Raising a child she never planned on, Sakura tries find a way to prove Uchiha Itachi was not the man Konoha, Sasuke, believed him to be. She'll do it even if she has to alone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,553 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
H-sensei by Candiieheart reviews
Haruno-sensei asked her student to stay after class, why? "Because... I've somehow got another leaking problem." The young Uchiha smirked at her answer. Oh the irony of his woman to ask him for help with her leaking problems. Her excuse was actually turning on the bulge in his pants. He can even feel his belly twisting a knot in sex wanting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Last night by Candiieheart reviews
Oneshot: Loud music, beat thumping, lights flashing, bodies grinding, breaths panting—sweat running. When a random man asked Sasuke if the pink haired woman had his name written in it, this was his reply: "…Why, in her pussy of course," Sasuke smirked down at Sakura's flushed face. "Now go away, can't you see that I want to hump and grind her in the crowd? Or maybe even drill her?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ambushed by Awsaya reviews
They had been ambushed more than once on this damned mission, so when Sakura finds herself alone with Sasuke, the last thing she expects is for him to ambush her with his kisses and his naughty, wandering hands. SasuSaku. Post-War.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Come Back to Me by reyes139 reviews
We only spent a week together…you were on leave and I was completely smitten by your very presence. You left with the promise to come back, but life is full of broken promises. Now I sit here in my room alone, at night, and pray that you come back to me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth Waiting For by hisgirlinterrupted reviews
The boutique has been closed for 45 minutes and Bella is still waiting to be picked up, something that's become a pattern she's getting tired of. Will an unexpected knock at the door make her stop waiting?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seduction by Siobhan Masen reviews
Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkeys, Olderdoctorward and Bella, what else do I have to say? Smut for smut's sake alone, not much plot. Might continue it, not sure, Rated Very M for language and lemons, Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ex - Ooh by TiramiSue84 reviews
Running into a scorned ex-girlfriend is never a pleasant experience, or is it..? AH/OOC Epov -My Entry for the Public Lovin' Fanfiction Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Save me by narutofan4eva123 reviews
The Akatsuki have captured Sakura who is needed for a forbidden scroll. Sasuke has no idea what they want with her and has been kept in the dark. But after the scroll is activated, strange things start to occur which seem unexplainable. Will they be able to solve the mystery before it's too late? And will Sasuke be able to save her from this hell? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Wedding Photographer OneShot by Discordia81 reviews
When Bella is hired last minute to photograph a wedding for the Cullen family, she's grateful for the experience and the money. Upon arrival, she begins to suspect there's another assignment on Esme Cullen's mind – one involving her handsome son Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Itch by iSpankzz reviews
Ed is set on going to headquarters to turn this new mission down, but things don't go quite as planned. What happens when the truth is discovered? EdxRoy. Yaoi:D. I appreciate Reviews and constructive criticism.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Inked Inc by FlubFlub reviews
"I don't care what you do man, but there's no way I'm getting a tat there." Jasper says. A tattoo and a chance meeting at Inked Inc. leads to a night of laughs, and... love? Now a two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Galway Girl by ImHereToReview reviews
WINNER of the One Shot Soundtrack Contest hosted by MandyLeigh87. Edward wants to travel the world. His travels lead him to Galway, Ireland, where he meets Bella. Friendship blossoms and sparks fly. What happens when they won't share the whole truth?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Were Right There by ChibiVampireQueen reviews
Sequel to Obviously Blinded. The story title is just what it says. This story will not be what it seems to be. Sasuke is a succesful business owner living the perfect life. EXCEPT oh yea, Sakura is the missing piece. Will they find their way to each other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Obviously Blinded by ChibiVampireQueen reviews
Sakura and Sasuke were 13 when this first began. Tenten threw a party and Sasuke and Sakura got drunk. They had sex and Sakura gets pregnant. She has to support her child and take the pain of being called a whore. She runs away and doesn't look back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,136 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Very Important Questions by One Brave Lamb reviews
We all ask questions on a daily basis, but some of those questions are more important than others. All of Edward's very important questions begin with "Hey, Bella?" A/H Drabble Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4670 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Desk of Professor Swan by MarLea Pie reviews
OS - I want her to look up at me from behind those glasses, to take control of her from the front row of the lecture hall, to make her scream in the janitor's closet. But I can't because I hate her and even worse...she's my Professor. Birthday Present for my lovely French Beta. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked Little Girls by JadoreJAC reviews
She was the type of girl rockstars sang about. She was sweet, sexy, with a devil's body and wicked intelligence. Impossible to ignore, the girl next door...literally. I was so screwed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,982 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One Night by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Edward desperately wants his wife's younger sister, Bella, and she wants him too. Neither want to cheat and tear their family apart, but their desire is overwhelming. They decide to have just one night together to get the lust out of their systems. But will it be enough?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unspoken Relations by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella has a steamy encounter in a closet with a stranger. But is he really a stranger?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Thirty-seven year old Edward needs to find a nanny for his girls. Will he find an older, experienced nanny or a young, sexy college student who needs a helping hand? Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doorstep Bundle by mersedez2001 reviews
Edward the perpetual bachelor, was loving his single life until one day a child he didn't know he had, was left on his door step.Sexward is now being forced to be a stay at home dadward.Better summery inside! A/H, cannon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's in Bed by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Babysitterella stays home to watch little Masen for dream couple, the Denalis, while they deal with other duties involved in being responsible parents. After a long stint earning pocket money that way, Bella finds herself alone with Mr. Denali, which ultimately leads to a showdown of epic proportions in the family home. We're not playing games now!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Neighbour Uchiha Sasuke by ApplelovesApples reviews
She moaned even louder when he started lightly thrusting his hard length against her clothed round ass and his hands massaging her twin mounds, she pulled his head down more to deepen their lip lock. RATED M. SasuXSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,792 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ashiteru by katthecat12 reviews
SasuSaku smut, lemons, and anything else you can think of like that. Kiba's dare to Sasuke to 'do it' with Sakura turns into something of a wild adventure full of tears, love, laughs, and life. WARNING: EXTREME ADULT CONTENT! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,215 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wife by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
How does Edward tell his best friend's wife, who he happens to be in love with, that her husband is cheating on her? His plans to let it go for the night are spoiled when the woman he loves knocks at his door at four a.m. EXB Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Shock to the System by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indiscretion by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
When everyone around you would think it's all wrong, why does it feel so right? A tale about a man, a woman, and their secret desires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Her Dark Salvation by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
When it seems as if you have everything to lose, would you be able to take that step towards salvation even if it means you may lose yourself in the process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Olympus by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
For centuries, the Gods of Greece have involved themselves intimately with the mortals who worship them. Sometimes these relationships are borne of desire, while others are the product of revenge. It is expressly forbidden for the Gods to fall in love with their mortal conquests, and they've all succeeded . . . until now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,122 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 191 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
get on your knees by theeflowerchild reviews
"If I get married," she pushed a lock of obnoxious, candy-colored hair behind her ear, "it will be in December, around Christmas time."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect Porcelain by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ They were nineteen and nervous. They were twenty and hormonal. They were twenty-one and crazy about each other. This is the evolution of their bond after his return. Post-canon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
7:31 by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o31: Sakura wants to see the fireworks with Sasuke. And little by little, their chemistry grows.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,138 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ღ Incredibly weird, ridiculously sexy ღ by 0.0' Kahli hime reviews
"Hands everywhere?" Yeah ok, that has really not happened but maybe it was normal to imagine things after all, 'cause it's not everyday you can have Uchiha Sasuke beneath you. And Haruno Sakura did. Literally ... .:. SaSuSaKu/ UA/ COMPLETE .:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Music make you lose control by CiaoXBella reviews
Ino, Hinata,and Tenten are known as nerds at Konoha high. Usually, they get bullied by Karin, Sasuke's girl. But with a little help with from Sakura and her twin brother,Gaara. What would happen when they get an extreme makeover? Nerdy to Popular! Sasusak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lemon Lessons by YOLO101 reviews
Sakura is struggling in training today and Sasuke gives her an offer she can't refuse...LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just the Way You Are by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Roy has a weird quirk, and Ed is determined to figure it out. RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Of Emerald Dresses and Broken Zippers by HauntedMoonlight reviews
"Please? Pretty please with sugar on it?" "Absolutely not." "But I need to see how it looks!" "Then find a girl!" Self-control only goes so far, even for a certain steely Uchiha. SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Friends by sillybooks reviews
I think we got naked. I can't remember, but if you have "friends" written on your butt, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine. - M for language. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Of Both Sides! by TWILIFE2011 reviews
*Winner of hosts choice in the Fornicatin' Fathers day contest*... Married to the love of his life for 7 years, Edward soon shows Bella he is more than just a father he is also THE DADDY! AH, rated M for language and HOT lemon. This is a one shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By the Numbers by Cars1 reviews
Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wisteria Blues by Azure Serenity reviews
Books were her friends, charcoal & ink her allies, music her escape and photography her outlet. So... what was he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,822 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
If He Would Have Been Faithful by beegurl13 reviews
Sometimes life catches us off guard. It breaks our hearts, makes us question ourselves, urges to us be wild, pushes us to be brave, brings us joy we never imagined we could find. This is the story of a girl who lived a life like that. Of what she never even knew she was missing, until she found it. FAGEtastic Four entry written for WoahNow. E&B, AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,346 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Veronica by cosmogirl7481 reviews
1994 was the year that The Cranberries lingered on our radios and Jordan Catalano was still the hottest boy we could imagine. But it was also the year that Bella Swan decided to keep a diary. A record of her actions. A place to share her thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,852 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hell by reyes139 reviews
My hell isn't dark, terrifying, or even a painful place...oh no. You see my personal hell is all wrapped up in a lustful package… created by God himself to bring me down to my knees and make me pay here on earth. M for Language and lots of UST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inconceivable by kat07cullen reviews
A couples battle with infertility and how it affects their relationship. This story is told through a diary format. Lemons but only to help the plot. Sad and funny at different points in the story. Very personal. Enjoy and please review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,778 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mysterious Ways by sunflowersongs reviews
Complete - The adventures of dear, sweet, geeky Teddy and his adoring Buttercup.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,038 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cupcake Queen by PickaPicChallenge reviews
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Will this prove true for The Cupcake Queen? Or will it be her other hidden talents that prevail?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Child Of Mine by Zosie reviews
Edward returns to Forks after college in NY as a single dad with Tori, his daughter with casual girlfriend Victoria. But waiting to greet him are old flame, Bella Swan and her own little surprise, his other daughter Lucy. Whom she never told him existed.M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,854 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bookmark by Feli-chan and Meep reviews
Dammit, there was nothing more nerve-wracking than trying to find someone a gift at the last second... Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
If You Love Her by HelloElla reviews
FicThisGifAnonContest Entry- He asked me to help him find a perfect way to confess his love for a girl that wasn't me. So like the fool that I am, I helped him. Completed One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Life Can Change in a Moment by coloradoperson reviews
Bella didn't like surprises. Her life was safe, predictable and she knew what to expect until fate brought her breast cancer and everything changed. This is not a tragedy; it's a story about love and hope..because that's what life is all about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,855 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Stranger by JiffyKate reviews
A girl in a bar and the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard. How will this night end? Our entry in the FicThisGif anonymous contest. O/S BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Kitty's Tale by CullensTwiMistress reviews
It's that time of year again, I need my check-up. I really wish Bella would stop flirting with the new veterinarian, although I have to admit, his freaky colored eyes are quite nice. AH; Crackfic; CatPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Shoots, She Scores by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
When Bella saw Edward for the first time, she became obsessed. What will she do to make sure Edward is hers? My entry into the TFA Sumer Fantasy Contest, Winner of the Public's Pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Me Dearly by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Sai gave her a year to agree to his proposal. And he'll make sure she accepts, while keeping his womanizing cousin Sasuke out of the picture. But Sasuke just can't seem to keep his hands off what Sai wants to claim, and will do anything to ruin her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Frustration by femme-mal reviews
Want—it's too meager a word for what I feel about him. He's like water to my desiccated soul, oxygen to my suffocated life. I need him. Yet I can't have him. AH ExB Entry for 2012 Driven to Desire Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Flight Entertainment by eskeflowne reviews
Today, I had a wet dream at the start of an 8 hour long airplane flight. FML
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,685 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Panic! by butIdoLOVEyoU reviews
Oneshot: What will she do? He knows her secret now...but what will she do? SasuSaku...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Married Uchihas by butIdoLOVEyoU reviews
Sakura stepped even closer to Sasuke. She wanted to be as humanly close to him. She wanted to melt into his skin. She didn’t want to let him go. She wouldn’t be able to breathe without him. She couldn’t raise a child without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Darkness by e v i l - m u f f i n - 8 reviews
Sasuke let out a breath; something close to a sigh. "I've achieved my goal. Itachi is dead. If Konoha wishes me dead as well then so be it."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,538 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Was Always You by CullensTwiMistress reviews
This story is far from epic. Boy loves girl; girl is oblivious. In the end will he get the girl? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Sexy and I Know It! by reyes139 reviews
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Shed A Tear for Death by LadyA.R.R.O reviews
Ancient gods taking over bodies, Jinchurikis are hunted, Sakura is unwittingly playing with a blond's heart while being raped by the black haired one. She is ready to let her blood splash over her. Full of Angst, Rape, Death, and maybe some hiding Parody.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 250,514 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lover Come Back by EmilyStark reviews
On a drunken trip to Los Angeles, Damon and Elena make a huge mistake. They tie the knot. The pair head back to Mystic Falls, glares being exchanged. But soon enough, she is left with the biggest news of her life. She's about to head down the road to parenthood, with Damon wandering somewhere back in the distance.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,305 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Barely Legal by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
"How old are you?" "Eighteen." "...I should go." "No. Don't do that." "Do what?" "Underestimate me. My age doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. Doesn't mean I can't make you feel good..." Summer lovin'. LifeguardWard. Lemons. Continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,745 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Saving Up by FicThisGifAnonContest reviews
Four years is a long time to date someone. Unless it's Edward. Gorgeous, charming, intelligent Edward. Then again, he's so cheap he steals toilet paper. No one's perfect, that's for sure. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind Games by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
written for the LJ Comment Fic-a-Thon. Elena can feel everything that's Damon doing. She can feel every touch, every kiss...only he's not even in the room with her. LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Letter's Between Uchiha and Soon To Be Uchiha by Lilac Queen reviews
Dear Sakura Haruno—soon to be Uchiha, I'd like you to know some things about my foolish little brother before you marry him. Your loving future brother-in-law, Uchiha Itachi. SasuSaku. AU. One-shot. Giftfic for SapphireRivulet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pleasure At Hand by amygerrard reviews
What happens when Damon encounters Elena when she has having a pleasurable moment after their motel kiss? AU. Rated M.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Paper Fans and Cherry Blossoms by the manliest man reviews
He is a nobleman; she is a geisha. Conspiracies are inevitable, especially when love is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,901 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13486 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Good Kind of Pain by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
my way of dealing with 3x22 angsty LEMON 'sex is so much better when you're mad at me' includes my opinion on the finale at the end
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Cool by LifeInkognito reviews
What happens when Nerdward gets trapped in a bathroom with the girl of his fantasies, the sexy and rebellious Bella Swan? Edward's floppy disc may turn into a hard drive. One-Shot EXPANDED. AUH Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
Love In A Trio by tawelephant reviews
This was my contribution to the "Squeeze My Lemon" Wednesdays, by Dirty Cheeky Monkeys. Bella thought she was happy until two men enter her life and change everything. Poly/Slash E/Em/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,112 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught In The Act by amygerrard reviews
Damon leaves the ball and has to deal with his own excitement, what happens when Elena walks in on his private moment? Can either resist the temptation? Alternate ending to 3x14 Dangerous Liasons , no DamonxRebekah scene. AU. Rated M.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Without Love, I Have Nothing by jordanfan360 reviews
Bella is in love with a married man, and she's left facing a harsh reality when she utters three little words. O/S - AH/OOC rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,278 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Bella - Complete
To Feel or Not to Feel by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
post 3x20, pre 3x21. Damon finds Elena working out her frustration and tries to get her to feel something, anything. LEMON
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Red Dress by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura has a massive crush on Kakashi but doesn't have the courage to tell him. Even a sexy dress and flirting doesn't seem to help. When she's alone and lonely, thoughts of him are all she has to keep warm. Written for the Big Bang challenge. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Awkward by Rather Preferred reviews
What better way to cool down a hot day than making Sakura get Naruto and Sasuke ice cream! Sasuke begs to differ, but it's not ice cream he's getting...and Sai is more than willing to take advantage of this awkward situation. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Philophobia by x-ticklemeblue reviews
Because all she needed was a little push. SasuSaku. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Blackened Flame by Catastrophia reviews
Six years ago he tore her apart, broke her. Bella's a new, take charge woman now. What will happen when Edward walks into her conference room, and back into her life, as her new client? Rated M for language and future lemons. Drabble fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Conversations by smutgasm reviews
Hermione loses her filter when she's drunk. What happens when she admits to Draco Malfoy that she thinks his voice is sexy and she wants him to make her come. DMHG. Phonesex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Picture Perfect by lovelovelove22 reviews
Edward and Bella are only together for the sake of their son, but can a family survive through months of seperation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,326 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore by RD-chan hokage reviews
03: "So where were we Sakura?" He asked her playfully, his lips grazing on her neck ready to nip her smooth skin. He was answered by a wail from the girl that helplessly pushed him away while turning into a shade of his favorite food... /NekoProblemLime/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Stock Boy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
I watched him on the security camera as he felt the apples, holding them in his hands, weighing them and making sure they were all ripe but not spoiled. Someday, my fantasies are going to get me in trouble. AH; BxJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Theory by LJ Summers reviews
Originally written for TwiFicPics' "Talk Nerdy to me Challenge," this is a story about how Geeky Edward meets stunning Physics TA Ms. Swan and, well, talks nerdy to her. She's different, though, and he has theories about why. Edward/Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
The Water Boy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
"Every week you taunt me with your taut muscles and lingering gaze. Don't think I haven't noticed the way you look at my legs. I wear these short skirts for you, after all." AH; BxE; 100 word drabble; Drabble War Prompt: Water.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game On by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward thinks he can convince Bella to marry him by denying her sex? The boy's got another thing coming. A story of patience, love, and baseball. 1st Place Judges' Choice and 3rd Place Readers' Choice for Pop the Question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Denying Him by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Even when she's feeling awkward and he's calling her a croissant, there's no denying him. O/s. Lime/Lang.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Bring It All Back by LetTheAuthorWrite reviews
Obsessed with his work, how can Bella be sure that Edward still loves her? Could a spilled bowl of bananas be the key to solving this rocky marriage? O/S Lemons and Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Hero by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
"What hero do you want to be, Sasuke? Superman? Batman? Spiderman?" she asked. He looked her straight in the eye and said, "Your man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Easy by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Everyone thought it was strange, how easy I'd gotten over him. It was all a lie. I held on with the tips of my fingers, burning in pain just to make it look that way. It was hard. The hardest thing I'd ever done. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,475 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blemished Heart by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/Sakura-centric. Light SasuSaku/ But as you embrace her fragmented heart in the palms of your shaking hands, it is all you can do to swear to mend and protect it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Blame it on Cabo One Shot by peachyfuzzykeen reviews
Bella Swan is sent to Cabo, Mexico for her peace of mind, but when she meets a young man on the beach, she gets more than she expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Apocalyptica by kallmered reviews
Use our Haruno genjutsu to bring him to his knees… Make that boy beg for you…" She remembered her mother's final words and looked up at him with her plan poised to set in motion. All she needed was the opening and HE would beg...Lemon SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink hair by NaruTardForever reviews
Sakura is born with a disease that has caused her torment sicne she was very young. She always hated her pink hair, until it brought her something worth all the pain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Clan Galas and Drunken Hokages by eskeflowne reviews
A drunken Hokage and a sexy ANBU captain was not what Sakura anticipated when attending a clan Gala...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Simply Promised by mmsinful reviews
Edward and Bella, best friends since kids, have promised to have each other's baby someday. Now, Edward is married and Bella has a fiancee. Edward reminds Bella of their simple promise, when he learns that his wife is unable to conceive. HEA E/B Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 37,414 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Stand By You by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Bella and Edward meet briefly on her 21st birthday. When fate conspires for them to cross paths again months later, will they have the courage to make it last while facing their darkest fears? March 2012 Drabble War entry AH M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 36,845 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Long Way Home by CullensTwiMistress reviews
When single mom Bella decides she's had enough of raising her daughter in the city, she ends up moving back to her hometown near her family. Edward, also a single parent, tries his best to ignore his new neighbor but fate may have a better plan. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 22,486 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Measure of Time by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much time and distance you allow, there are some things, some people you never get over.  What happens when the one who got away is the very one you refuse to let go? E/B Rated M for adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,501 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Klondike Bar by KRay Cullen reviews
"Alice…don't freak out. But Edward Cullen is in your basement." Alice, Bella, and Rosalie kidnap Edward one night after a quick celebration. What happens to the Police of Cheif's daughter when the news hits the fan?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,246 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Deep Trouble by JenRar reviews
Bella & Edward are married and spend time as a couple with an alternative lifestyle. One night at dinner, Bella disobeys the rules and must pay the consquences. Lemon warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Amnesia by x-ticklemeblue reviews
If it wasn't for the jealous girl in the sidelines, he would have remembered. SasuSakuGaa. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
flower girl by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Sakura has always played the "he loves me, he loves me not" game with flower petals ever since she was little, up into her teenage years, always ending unsuccessfully. When Sasuke is starting to show affection...does he love her or not?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Romance Novels and Leather by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
It's their anniversary, and both Roy and Ed have special surprises for other... RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
At her limits by ProdigyUchiha reviews
Sequel to Aphrodisiac. After the passionate night of sex, Sasuke begins to avoid Sakura. She's hurt yet confused as to why. Did he only want the sex?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Aphrodisiac: At his limits by ProdigyUchiha reviews
Oneshot: Sasuke and Sakura locked in a room together. No plot, just sex. Heavy M. Consider yourself warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Seduction of Edward Cullen by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella is a crude girl with a bad attitude. Edward is a good little church boy that Bella lusts after. Will she be able to seduce him? M for language, lemons, and corruption of innocence. OOC *Winner of Best Rosalie at The Sunflower Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,915 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Queen of the harem by zoikoiroi reviews
"You betrayed our agreement of peace and attacked my kingdom. To punish you, king Haruno, I will take your daughter as a slave in my harem. If you attack me again, I will kill her." AU, many pairings, R&R LAST CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3425 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 955 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood is Thicker by katmom reviews
NOW COMPLETE Entry in THE CANON TOUR/TWI contest. What if Edward didn't skip blood typing that day in Biology class? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chocolate Covered Kisses by kitkat681 reviews
You know what I want? For just one second...one tiny, little second, I want to experience mind blowing loving." Will Bella get what she wants or will she find she needs more than just his chocolate covered kisses? 100 word chapters. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unmarked by AmoreBella88 reviews
My brother, Emmett, saw the Craigslist ad, but I was the one who found the deal of a lifetime. A blank DVD case never looked so good, or, after meeting its owner, held so much promise before. AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be Careful What you Wish for by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Edward plays Santa for the hospital's childrens' ward and meets widow Bella and her daughter Ara, who need a safe, warm place to stay, and Timmy, who needs a family. Will the awkward shy Dr. Cullen be just what the doctor ordered for them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,411 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rinse Cycle by Shahula reviews
College senior Bella Swan is trying to put her past behind her and be a responsible adult. Her plans get tossed aside when dirty boy Edward Cullen appears at her local Laundromat. It's time to get dirty and come clean. AH/AU, M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable by luna raya reviews
From the moment Bella Swan lost her virginity, in her father's police cruiser to town newbie, Edward Cullen, she was insatiable. In the ten years since then, sex was all she wanted, and Bella managed to have a lot of it. AH/HEAVY SMUT WARNING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Copycat by Zosie reviews
Bella and Edward became lovers briefly in High School, after prom. They went their separate ways, but while Edward's challenge was to learn to let go of the girl he'd crushed on for four years, Bella's was far worse and far reaching. And now he is back.M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,440 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Out by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Sometimes the road to self discovery leads you into a path you never knew existed. Bella always thought she was happy, until she realized that there were other options out there. AH; BxE eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Five Mistakes I Made That Led Me to You by Catastrophia reviews
At 30, Edward realizes that he made five monumental mistakes in his life, but what he didn't realize was that those mistakes would be profoundly life altering; leading him to her. A romantic drabble in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Round and Round by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura and Itachi are high school students facing the threat of college breaking up their current relationship. When they're alone on a school bus together, Itachi takes the chance to show Sakura just how much she mean to him. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
All Together Now by smutgasm reviews
Sometimes living for hundreds of years with the same person can get a little monotonous, so the Cullen's switch it up. ORGY. PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Covering All the Bases by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
Bella Swan is hopelessly in love with her best friend Edward but he only sees her as 'one of the guys'. Or does he? "Then I hit third base with Edward. In front of his mom's cookies." ONE-SHOT. Laughs, lemons, fun...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthday Fun by FFLoverLaura reviews
It's Bella's birthday and with being a single mom, she'd rather stay at home with her son. But best friends Alice and Rose force her to go out for a night full of fun... And it may just turn out to be her best birthday ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bully by Caffeinewired reviews
Being a Senior in High School is supposed to be fun right? WRONG. What's fun about getting swirlies every week and being shoved into lockers on a daily basis? "Oh Sakura he picks on you because he likes you." "Mom, what fantasy world are you living in?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Panties by dino girl reviews
I reached for Sasuke's arm and pushed up the sleeve. I wrote my number on the inside of his forearm in big black letters. He already knew my name and was unlikely to forget it. No big deal or anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Control by twilight mum69 reviews
My submission piece for Texas Wildfire fandom, Working late at the office sucks, or so Bella thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mistletoe and You by harperpitt reviews
Two little girls become instant friends, and their single parents are thrown into the game. Will their bruised hearts merge? AH, Christmas shortie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,273 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Strikes by Kare831 reviews
See what happens when cocky baseball coach Edward Masen goes head to head with quiet,shy librarian Isabella Swan over a budget grant. Will sparks fly or will they strike out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Setting It All Up by NoelleSeven reviews
Will geeky Edward ever be able to talk to his crush, star volleyball player Bella Swan? Maybe his online friend can help... Now expanded into a story AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 196,209 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
200 Days of Summer by cutecrazyice reviews
It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Roommate by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews
When Edward and Rosalie get a new roommate, things change for all of them. Drabble fic. f/f/m A little bit of drama, no angst... just smut-filled fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 102 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect by FFLoverLaura reviews
Bella, a single mother, is relatively happy with her life. She has an amicable relationship with her ex, a son she adores and a secret lover that can rock her world. What will it take to make her life perfect?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Someday, Someday by Miss Pibbles reviews
Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno. Best friends for eleven years. Everything was pure bliss, that is, until he left her three years ago. Sakura has always had secret feelings for Sasuke. Will they resurface when he suddenly returns? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,839 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kage Bunshin by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
Kakasaku Lemon. Not a great deal of plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
i l o v e y o u by sweet wiishes reviews
Because our dear Sasuke just can't seem to write love letters. Dear Sakura, roses are red, violets are blue, your forehead is huge, but I still love you. ...no, that wasn't right. /Crack/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Gives Me Hope by sweet wiishes reviews
I saw you in 1st Grade. Your hair was pink and your eyes sparkled. We became best friends, and when I made you laugh, your eyes would sparkle. Your eyes didn't sparkle when you were dating him, but it did today when you walked down the aisle towards me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Detention with Mr Cullen by dumdumlover5 reviews
Bella's mind seems to wander during Mr. Cullen's physics class. Angered, he gives her detention and punishes her disobedience in the most delicious ways. LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Doesn't Exist by YuKiyOrA reviews
"I'm sorry, Sakura. It's just that I know you enough to know you're not my type." Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lusty Bet by Kairauchiha reviews
Sakura has a steamy bet with Naruto and Sasuke. Letz see what happens as things het hotter and hotter. SasukeXNaruto SakuraXSasuke Contains: Yaoi and Lemon. Both parings have sex. :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laundry Day by rainbow p3nis reviews
When Sakura decided to go all out on the term liberation, things really heated up. In reality, she was just out of clean underwear. SasuSaku. Co-authored by cutecrazyice, xfucktheglasses, and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Very Merry Christmas by smutgasm reviews
Bella has a Christmas surprise for Edward. PWP. Threesome. BSECRH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blueberry Cheesecake by Voltage Axe reviews
The follow-up to the original SasuSaku "Cheesecake" oneshot! Again, what sort of effect would a chilled dessert have on both lovers? Heavy amounts of lemony details, discretion is advised. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by i'm random girl reviews
Christmas O/S for TFA Secret Santa B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holiday in Aspen by CullensTwiMistress reviews
"Ughh, two weeks with Cullen, Angela, I'm going to die." Bella and Edward aren't exactly friends, but will the holidays bring them together? AH; BxE; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Story of Fifth Hour by August Solstice reviews
Sakura's shoulder was tingling from where Sasuke had touched it. But now her mind was getting back on track. "That's what I'm talking about." Sakura exclaimed. "What you were just doing, your a distraction to me." "Is that a bad thing?" He asked smirking. Mild Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Job Is My Life, Literally by August Solstice reviews
“Damn you'se a sexy chi-” Sasuke stopped in mid sentence as his eyes met the ass of a mystery girl. Sakura stood up straight from her bent over position across the computer desk with a shocked and surprised look on her face. “Excuse me?" she exclaimed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,369 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Parental Guardian by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
He was my forbidden fruit. A man so close, almost too close, yet so far out of reach. He loved me, took care of me, but did not crave me the same way I did him. I wanted everything, yet had nothing. But things were going to change. I could feel it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 121,198 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Justice For One Night by KreativeKreature reviews
Justice is served cold, but not in this case! Judge Swan presiding in the case of Cullen VS Cullen. O/S written for Fandom Gives Back!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty or Nice by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Nurse Bella seems to have met the man of her dreams at the Hospital's Christmas charity booth, but only after a co-worker already filled her in on the handsome Doctor's sordid past. She wants him, but is her heart worth the risk?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All My Friends Say by ajr818 reviews
Edward's friends take him out to a bar to get over his latest break-up. When his ex walks in with another guy, Edward decides it's time to get wasted. Hilarity ensues. Inspired by "All My Friends Say" by Luke Bryan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Give Me Something to Sing About by ToAnyone21 reviews
Being Re-Done! Sakura and Sasuke go head to head in the Battle Of the Bands. Will love get in the way or will a certain red head? Sasu/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
364 DAYS by Bronzehyperion reviews
One day a year. Thanksgiving. One rule. Sex with no strings attached. But the rules of that game are changing. O/S as part of the Countdown to Thanksgiving - Ever the thankful Cullen. All Human. Rated M for bad language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Healing Touch by mandy52799 reviews
Dr. Cullen is stuck working on Christmas again. Will he get that miracle hes been praying for? And what can he do for the patient in room 3? M for a very Merry Christmas! All Human. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Metaphorically by An Engineer reviews
"I AM REVIVING THE UCHIHA CLAN METAPHORICALLY! METAPHORICALLY!" Things get complicated for poor Sasuke. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Heard the Bells by beegurl13 reviews
When Edward's co-worker throws a Christmas party, he finds a lot of things he didn't expect...hot women, huge light displays, annoying Alice, blindfolds, jingle bell bracelets...wait blindfolds? Edward won't ever be the same after this night. E/B, M, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last to Know by ericastwilight reviews
Have you ever woken up hung over, in bed with your best friend? No? Neither have Bella and Edward. Written for Fandom4LLS. Rated M for language. Collab written with kyla713.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Can Leave Your Hat On by mandy52799 reviews
Bella has always hated her Christmas Birthday, but this year Santa brings her a special treat. This is Unbetad, and there are mistakes. I wrote and posted it all in the last 15 minutes before midnight. ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Coalfield's by StartTheFantasy reviews
Written for the Fandom4LLS. A lifetime of Southern love. Straight up, fluffy romance..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tie Me Up In Tinsel by mandy52799 reviews
Edward always had it bad for sweet & innocent Bella, but avoided her due to his kinky nature. This Christmas could change it all when Bella surprises him with an extra special gift. Merry Christsmut! Winner of 24hr SMutmas challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
xoxo, Edward by Marvar reviews
It's the 80s, they're in high school, and everyone is wearing really bad clothes. Edward tries to woo Bella with words on notebook paper. Can he convince her that he's her man?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected by booty492 reviews
Bella is a Doctor. Edward is a Police Officer. Charlie tries to play matchmaker between the two, but Bella is tired of Charlie always setting her up with his idiot co-workers. Bella is putting her foot down and not giving in to her dad. Esme though...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Aftermath by emptygenius reviews
Edward Cullen was one hot mofo. That's why I gave him my virginity. I didn't think the school womanizer would want something after the sex…M for language. BxE. No smut...this time. XD Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Behind The Closed Door by Xianthra17 reviews
Behind the closed door is an open window... UchihaCest... part 2 of my house tribute... yaoi... please enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Special Life by twimom817 reviews
Edward's wife leaves him right before he finds out his son has Autism. His sister's old college friend moves to town to teach at the local school. Can they overcome their pasts and learn to love again for themselves and a child?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,740 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sticks And Stones by J-Pop Princess reviews
A drabble written for an LJ meme. This is a PWP of Kakashi and Sakura's explorations of S&M. It contains EXTREME sexual content so I don't want to her any complains. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
My Sister's Fiancé by foreversnow reviews
AU.Arranged marriages aren't always what we expect. Sometimes, they're worse. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
He's the One by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella meets Edward in the most unfortunate of circumstances, his own wedding. Will she ever have the chance to get to know him? AH; BxE; No cheating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,714 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 659 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love For Me? by KuroiNamidaForever reviews
Sakura has been in a loveless marriage for 5 years. Can she get the love she needs so desperately? SasuSaku READ AND REVIEW! Lemons later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,749 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bella Cullen's Reminiscent Ten Year Reunion by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Wife, Mother, and Second grade teacher. Bella Cullen had her life a certain way since she graduated Forks High. A letter from her ten year reunion awakens the insecure eighteen year old girl that left Forks that distant time ago. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sperm Donor by Zosie reviews
Bella Swan has hit 27 and no man in sight. No reason she has to lose the whole dream though. If only she and her friends can figure out a way to get her the second part of her dream, a fatherfree baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,033 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Super Number One by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
There's more to being number one, Sasuke tells Sakura. But she doesn't care. She'll do whatever she can to defeat him. He doesn't want her to act like this, and takes pity. Can't she see that he loves her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Beautiful Stranger by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"My second encounter with the beautiful brunette was four days ago. I still couldn't stop thinking about how perfectly she fit into my arms." For the ever lovely vampirexpixie! M, OOC, AH. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexyback by refracted reviews
In which Sasuke believes that he's Justin Timberlake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Grant Me This by duhitsangie reviews
A Magic Lamp. A hot Genie. 3 wishes. Edward Cullens night.. just got interesting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer, Please by lindsay520 reviews
He's honorable, authoritative, responsible, aggressive, intimidating, smart, strong and looks sexy as hell in uniform. Yes, he is the law, the po-po, the fuzz, the heat, the boy in blue, but I think, deemed most appropriate, we shall call him...Copward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lovely by LadyLoveX0X0 reviews
She was his. It didn't matter if she agreed or not. She was his, no matter what she said, or did. She would always be his love. Now all he had to do was get her back. Please read and review. Thank You.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Teenaged Love Affair by shinkirux reviews
Mostly no plot, just lemon. High school, dark horny Sasuke fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naughty Professor Cullen by KRay Cullen reviews
Bella gets a little dirty in the professor's office. Rated M for language and lemon-y-tastic lemons BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruby Red Desire by SavingTheRest reviews
"I've waited patiently on the sidelines for twelve years, watched you date other guys, waited for you to see what's in front of you. But I'm tired of waiting. I'm tired of trying to find someone else when there isn't anyone." Dirty Talking Edward Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The girl next door by stavanger1 reviews
AH Bella and Edward are neighboors. Edward wants to get to know Bella better and finds a... uniquely different way of doing so.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Back Home by krystih reviews
Bella Swan is the girlfriend of Rock Star Edward Cullen. When filling their days and nights with cocaine and whiskey becomes too much, Bella must go home to find sobriety. One year later, will Edward Cullen find a reason to come back home?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,239 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Library by short little LADY reviews
Number seventeen on my bucket list: Have sex in a library.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seduction by river of the sand reviews
AU SasuSaku one-shot. Sakura wasn't expecting this. She returned to Konoha for revenge, pure and simple. But running into Sasuke again is not helping. Why is it the man she's supposed to hate has instead stolen her heart? Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Preconceived Notions by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
A snowed in cabin. A best friend's brother that she never knew existed. Intensity. Inexperience. And leaving your preconceived notions behind. "Tell me you don't feel it. Tell me it's just me that wants this wants you,and I'll leave you alone." ExB Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bang Game by Babybrowns reviews
Sakura was saving herself for the right guy - she had morals, and knew everyone in school was just horny. Sure there were guys she had her eye on, but sex? Well, those morals of hers get put to the test when a certain Uchiha she likes asks her to...bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,338 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Executive Assistant by smmiskimen reviews
Executive Assistant, Edward Cullen, can't do anything right, especially not for his boss, Bella Swan. What happens when his career is almost over and a chance of a lifetime arises? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Gonna Be Late, Aren't I? by TwistedInMasen reviews
Completely Alternate Universe, at some point between Eclipse and BD. A pushed up meeting with a friend, leading to new kitchen furniture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watching You by Catastrophia reviews
Edward's been watching Bella for three years during college and now graduation is only one week away! Will he finally man up and ask her out, or will he be too late? E/B AU AH ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Good Thing by momma2fan reviews
After Bella graduates from college she thought her dream job would be waiting...fate had other plans. When her brother Emmett asks her to join his band, she agrees. What happens when music isn't the only thing that sparks her interest?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,643 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shibari by Sexcalibur reviews
Sasuke comes home to a very horny Sakura. A neck tie, a rope, and red, lacy lingerie. Are you ready?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Origins of the New Uchiha by CertifyyedGoon reviews
When a very pregnant Sakura is kidnapped, Sasuke must journey not only through the obstacles to find her but also his own memories. "How do you know you're going to find her?" "She's my wife." Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,732 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Borrowed by Touga of the Wind reviews
Because he never really belonged to her to begin with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 10307 - Favs: 9,144 - Follows: 6,930 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let's Be Frenemies by FlubFlub reviews
Edward and Bella hate eachother, and Bella can't figure out why. One afternoon in the band room may change the way they see eachother. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
End of the Summer by hottygurl7 reviews
Bella - an almost college freshman meets Edward - the Frat God, at an end of the summer frat party and sparks fly. Rated M - All Human - OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Finis by Sexcalibur reviews
Sasuke groans and start moving. Sakura could do nothing but comply, her own lust taking over. He is holding her waist as Sakura bounces up and down on Sasuke. Sasuke feels a heightened pleasure at the fact that their coupling is hidden behind her skirt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
La Petite Mort by Sexcalibur reviews
Sasuke smirked as he saw himself reflected in Sakura's eyes. The fear, the hatred, the involuntary pleasure swirled in her eyes. His sweat mixed with hers and Sasuke could taste it, salty and at the same time so sweet. He rolls his hips faster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boofhead by BoydBlog reviews
*Winner of the Readers Pick Award for 'Another Ward on the Barbie' contest* I'll never forgive my mum. I feel like I wanna jump off the Harbour Bridge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
iUchiha by Mittenss reviews
Playlist Stories: Chapter four: Seduction-Alesana:Her eye's widened; "He- he wouldn't do th-" A piece of paper was thrown into her face. Grasping the paper she shrieked. Staring at her brown headed love kissing another.'He's not that Innocent now is he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Full Forward by evilnat reviews
Bella meets a hot footy player. AH BxE **written for the Another 'Ward' on the Barbie one-shot contest**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Daylight by Jessypt reviews
She chose him. He chose the rodeo. Can her broken heart and a broken man be mended when a chance encounter brings them back together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,762 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pirate Love by SpiderlilyPrincipessa reviews
Sakura is the Captain of the most notorious female pirate crew sailing the seven seas but when she was younger her and her beest friends were claimed by the members of the most evil pirate crew existing they became pirates to escape them but if they meet
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In The Heat of The Moment by river of the sand reviews
AU. This is what happens when the SasuSaku in my head is interrupted by Naruto and this alternate universe version of Team 7 get down and dirty on a hot day. Rated M for a reason. It is NOT REMOTELY YAOI OR YURI. It also has a SasuSaku moment...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Secret Love by Spazz-Sama reviews
Sasuke narrowed his eyes,"If I was to kiss you right now what would you do?" Expression arrested Sakura said,"Scream again?" she said in a questioning tone. "You aren't certain?" He pulled her closer. And the wonder why teacher student love is a secret...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mandatory Vacation by dragongoddess13 reviews
"Mandatory Vacation." Tsunade said calmly as she looked over her apprentice across from her. Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto Threesome pairing Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Circuit Training by up2late reviews
Nothing like a little personal training with Edward Cullen to burn some calories. Bella gets the best workout ever! Written for Emmy's Pervy Picspirations on PPSS. LEMON E/B O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wallflower by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
AU/M For Adult Situations & Content/: I was always the wallflower in his perfect little world, the one person he would never take notice of. No… not when he only had eyes for my perfect twin sister. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tickle Me, Elmo by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
Bella goes shopping for a certain toy for her nephew...what she finds there is much, much better than a Tickle-Me Elmo... Lemons and laughs. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Bed by ericastwilight reviews
Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collaborative w/kyla713
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Bed by kyla713 reviews
Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collab w/ericastwilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why We Kiss by SmilesLasting reviews
There are many reasons for kissing Uchiha Sasuke. SasuSaku drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,748 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Totally Awkward by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
I got Gonorrhea from my teacher, but it isn't what it sounds like... so now I'm stuck in a library with the love of my life every day studying the awkward subject. AH, AU, M, Lime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sharpie Marker by off limit reviews
Bella and Edward are good friends even though they're always after the other's neck. Then one day Bella masturbates with her purple sharpie marker and the cover ends up getting stuck in… you know. So after numerous attempts Bella has no choice but to ask
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
once upon a time by the general girl reviews
Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Father's Love by zutara11 reviews
Sakura and Sasuke had expressed love the night before he left when they were 14. And now, seven years later, Sakura's a mother of twins. Sasuke wasn't there but now he's returned. Rating for extreme language. Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Point of Cognizance by ToxiNeena reviews
Those idiots were wrong, as always. Uchiha Sasuke was not, repeat not, jealous of his own son for 'hogging' Sakura's attention. Honestly, the idea was so far fetched. Sasuke scoffed to himself. Jealous. Ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flipside by ambergur-pyon96 reviews
He watched her back as she drew farther away from him and wondered if it had hurt this much for her too, every time he had walked away. SASUSAKU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
cocktails and dinner jackets by runawaygoddess reviews
He should have never let Karin buy that damn dress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
What Do You Want For Breakfast? by Vican reviews
Newlyweds, kitchen sex, bacon and pancakes. That pretty much covers it. A silly little story for IcelandGirl812's birthday. ExB, AH, M-rated. Do not take any of the following seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taming the Beast by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sakura, take off your clothes." Damn Sasuke, way to get straight to the point...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heroes In Latex by mmsinful reviews
O/S: Bella succumbs to the pressures of geek world known as Comic-Con by her brothers. Dressed in a stupid costume, she braves the throngs of dweebs with their hard-ons. But do all geeks really require padding? Rated M. Collaboration with Helluvabell.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At His Weakest by ivani.evad reviews
'Strike him at his weakest'. That was Sakura's goal. But would she be able to follow through with it when she came face to face with him? SAKURA x SASUKE. ONE-SHOT. SMUT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loving The Little Things by Oimino reviews
They had fought with and against each other, separated and reunited and through good and bad times he had come to love her. But it was the little things, like how her zipper got stuck or the way she refused to marry him that made him crazy about her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
love month by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o31; Sasuke experiments with blindfolds and bondage after abducting Sakura from her work office. But not only are his new items good for kid games and exploration, they also entertain him while he plays Marco Polo with his love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,439 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Runaway by pleasestopstalkingme reviews
Sasuke and Sakura run aways from Konoha in order to protect their baby from being killed by the council's orders. After all, we do desperate things to save our family and those whom we love. Sasuke will do anything to protect his family. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,159 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Addicted to Love by zunaira ghazal reviews
How hard can it be to raise three kids...? Sequel to Misunderstanding!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
先生の気持ち: teacher's feelings by SmilesLasting reviews
sasusaku; Only a silver bracelet and their childhood memories substantiate the connection that began to dissipate seven years ago. SenseixStudent AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cramps by BlameTheCharmx3 reviews
Team 7 are waiting for Kakashi at the Bridge. Naruto's a complete idiot. Sakura's in major girl pain. And Sasuke's... Sasuke. :DD Humor. Slight Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Talk by BlameTheCharmx3 reviews
Kakashi always loved messing with his students. "K-Kakashi-sensei! Didn't I tell you to tone it down a notch?" Innocently, he smiled. "What? You ARE wearing clothes, right?" Sequel to Cramps! Go read that first! :D Slight SasuSaku. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Are you wearing… by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
"Do I need to show you who is the girl in this relationship?" the blonde asked huskily, blue eyes sparkling with evil intent. Sasuke gulped, and backed a step away from the Uzumaki. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wake Up Aniki! by HikariChi13 reviews
A cute oneshot about little Sasuke who decides to creep on his brother, Itachi, while he is sick. Influenced by a short story manga on mangafox. Contains YAOI, BOYXBOY, INCEST, and the use of lollipops.. you've been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
TwentyOne by SparrowEyes reviews
At Twenty-One she was finally happy. Haruno Sakura and the years that she was left broken, hoping and healing. SasuSaku. hints of NaruHina. Canon/Post Canon
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fuzzy Socks, Smelly Underwear by MisoHime reviews
1xShot/SasuSaku/AU/ With the help of Naruto's week-old laundry, Sasuke managed to ask Sakura out on a date. / "Forehead... Why are you making snow angels on a pile of Kakashi-sensei's dirty laundry?"-Ino / "I used your laundry to ask her out"-Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 571 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Years Later by LovelyJuJu reviews
My heart was racing and I began to question everything I had. She couldn't be standing there, alive and well. Staring at me with an expression which broke me even more than before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by shasa reviews
Oneshot series for Sasusaku month with LJ's prompts! Chapter 19: "I love you, you know," Sakura said in a meek voice when he pulled away. "I know," Sasuke said, a rare smile flitting across his lips. He pulled her closer. "I do too," COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elaborate Seduction by Pink Kunai reviews
"Just admit it Sak, Sasuke is asking you out...in an odd, round-about, totally unlike, yet kinda like Sasuke sort of way"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Orange Sherbet reviews
"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Cops and Bobbers by morethanmyself reviews
This is crackfic. There's a possibly dead opossum, a Darth Vader costume, and porn. There is not, however, any plot, character development, or even a point, really. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disorder in the Court by venusenvy626 reviews
Bella has a minor traffic violation...she gets much more than a fine at the courthouse. My submission to the "For the Love of a Man in Uniform" contest. 2nd Place in Public Vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mile High Club by MyTwiDreams reviews
Alice is terrible afraid of flying and gets a special kind of attention from a lovely stewardess who is determined to help her enjoy the flight. AH/Bellice/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Price You Pay by bluexxxcarnation reviews
Four times he told the truth, the one time he lied. Au One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissy Face by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Diffusing the Situation by neverlasting-legend reviews
He's hiding and she's pissed so she turns to the only person she knows that can take her to him. Uchiha Sasuke. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Endowed by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
"Don't you want to find out if the Uchiha brothers are well endowed?""I lost interest after Itachi.""The Sakura I know would jump at the chance to explore Sasuke's genes in a heart beat""Urgh, now I have a picture of Uchiha Sasuke naked in my head!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by TheWhitePen reviews
Edward's meaningful life of physics and internet porn is turned upside down when he tutors the brown eyed beauty that he has admired from afar via her web cam. Rated M for lemon. 2nd Place winner in the Wanna Be A Hard Core Nerdward Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trapped In The Closet by K and Jazz reviews
"Damnit Sakura, stop grinding on me." She rolled her eyes and tried her best to give him a sideways glance. "Sasuke, we're in a closet, grinding is gonna happen."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope by kiera golightly reviews
The many shades of Sasuke and Sakura. 03. Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Surprises Inside by Animefun17 reviews
He's married with no children. She's single with a 6 year old wanting answers. He's keeping his head in his business. She's crying every night alone wanting love. 6 year old runs away. What happens when they reunite after 7 years searching for their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naughty Girls by Fairylust reviews
Sakura and Ino have feelings for each other, but what happens when Ino finds Sakura in her room being naughty? Oneshot. Pure Lemon. SakuraxIno, InoxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Boundless Love by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
It started when they found him unconsious at the gates of Konaha, needing a heart transplant. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
vodkaquiet by sarsaparillia reviews
Vodka doesn't like theatrics, but they're low on vocabulary and she's drunk in his kitchen, so theatrics is all they have. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Hitoko-sama reviews
Kyuubi has a plot to get Naruto and Sasuke to have a threesome with him. And alcohol is the best means to do it. But you know what they say, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Oneshot. UCHIHACEST! FOR SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
skinny jean faggots by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; SUIKA au; Straight up, they sparkle. "So, I'm convinced that your pants are cutting off circulation to your brain, and I'm thinking that maybe you should just leave." COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,786 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
911 operator, what is your emergency by Imagination Lullabyx reviews
Sakura crossed her arms over her chest, with a disapproving look on her face. She narrowed her eyes, and tightened her lips slightly. Sasuke was amused with the look on his wife's face. *UPDATED*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shatter by MentalParrot reviews
"Your heart shatters beautifully." It was the only compliment he ever gave me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
After the Rain by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
With a feeling of peace set in their hearts, it feels like nothing can go wrong. However, with life as a ninja, they know all they can do is cherish these moments while they still last, and cling to those that can. -SasuSaku-sequel to "The Turning Leaf"-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,147 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Discipline by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Bella/Alice Rated M Bella makes Alice sing to her as well as her body. Song by: Janet Jackson "Discipline" haven't did a lemon in awhile : and this is one juicy lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Jack, Jill and a Foosball Table by twilly reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends so they can't touch each other; but that doesn't mean they can't touch themselves. Things explode as they struggle though assembly instructions littered with nuts, rods and ball cups.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Early Morning Conversation by white epitome reviews
Of course, it was just like Sakura to ask Sasuke a question he didn't want to answer. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eleven Truths and Something More by cutecrazyice reviews
The glass shattered to the ground as her gaze landed on familiar black hair and pale skin riddled with jagged scars. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Can't Have Her! by cluelessninja65 reviews
Au OOC sasusaku sasuke's childhood friend Azusa is back along with his sister, Sakura Haruno. his friend had one rule: don't touch my sister! will sasuke be able to keep this rule? used to be titled Everyone is Connected. rating M just to be safe no lem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,265 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breast Stimulation Pills by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairytale by Daemonic Maid reviews
"Sakura...Will you marry me?" "No, Sasuke...I can't." When 'I love you' just isn't enough, all you have left to hope for is a Fairytale. A songfic to 童话 Tong Hua/Fairytale . SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Miss Unappreciated by Riz-I reviews
Sasuke likes having a live-in maid. She cooks and cleans and never complains. Sakura likes having one too. She cooks and cleans and lets Sakura take all the credit... Life was so much easier when Sasuke was a playboy. And when he remembered his fiancee...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010
Behind the Curtain by Redenzione reviews
A man's heart breaks as he watches Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life by AvarageJane reviews
Because Sasu-chan really doesn't get romance. At all. But Sakura doesn't care much, as long as she get's his last name. Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Story Between Your Fingers by Sticky-Sweet.Lips reviews
Au. It was how it should be. He engaged and I in love with him. This is how my life went, how my story - the story of my life - slipped between his fingers. SasuSaku. Fist fanfic. Please read/review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
tomatoes by you-medea reviews
"Do you honestly think I would kick you out?" He motioned towards the tomatoes. "And just because of these."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected Meeting by ILoveSxS reviews
SasuSaku Karin was making plans to how to get Sasuke Uchiha but didn't know that he already has a fiancé.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kuei Awakens by Alabaster86 reviews
The Earth King's curiosity causes him to make a shocking discovery...people, in this case Mai and Zuko, have something called sex. Mature content!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Sasuke Reads the Articles by Caffeinewired reviews
"Of course. Why would I need to look at the pictures when I can just walk in on you in the shower?" "Get out pervert!" Sequel to "Cosmopolitan". CRACK. Smut. Whatever you wanna call it : GIFT for everyone who reviewed s Cosmo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rising from the Ashes: A Father's Day Special by renzie17 reviews
It's been a few years since Sasuke's returned to Konoha. He got married to his former team mate Sakura Haruno who has a surprise in store for him on Father's Day. SasuSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Branches to A Tree by Illuminatedessence reviews
Sakura Haruno has always been quiet, speculative. She has always been able to read people, very easily. Until Uchiha Sasuke comes along and decides to push the little cherry blossom to her limit. Read to find out more. first writing R&R Lemon Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beneath the Calm Facade by sincerelyLen reviews
"Be yourself, Haruno. Don't change yourself because of me." AU -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
pitter patter by seleneswan reviews
AU. He was charmed. "I'm Sakura," she said, a smile on her lips. "Thank you for saving my life." —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Only Exception by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sakura swore off all men, and ultimately, love. Making it a rule, but all rules have exceptions. Sakura, who doesn't believe in such an exception, obviously hasn't met a certain Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Game for Fools by Yukiume reviews
Sasuke returns thinking that she would still be waiting, only to find that she has closed her heart to him. Now he fights to regain the love that she once so freely gave. SasuxSaku. LEMON. Final Chap: Kono Koi - This Love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,918 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Outlaw by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"He's one of our most wanted criminals, reserved for high class officers to arrest. Haruno is merely middle class. Just the fact that Sasuke Uchiha is requesting her to take on his arrest does not entitle that we should heed to his wants."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing You by Alice Darcia reviews
Such a fine woman but stupid enough to still love him... stupid enough to marry him. Two years ago he came back. After betraying the village, his friends, after betraying her, Sasuke Uchiha came back. "Marry me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carnival by ohhthatgirl reviews
Giant stuffed animals. Spinning rides. Cotton candy stands. Yep, this was definitely a carnival. And just for this one night, a certain Uchiha might actually enjoy himself. "It might help get that stick out of your ass." Then again, maybe not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Casu Consulto by Pandastacia reviews
A twist in their story - the soccer captain and valedictorian. It's not what you think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Damage Control by puzzled piece reviews
Sakura is frantic because of an upcoming high school reunion, Sasuke did some unneeded damage control, and now perverts are staring at Sakura. Oh and Karin's there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
mortal by wendlin reviews
Sasuke smirked. Not just at the breath-taking beauty, or the embarrassment on her face, but at the way she looked at him—her eyes were like sharp daggers that she would have relentlessly plunged into his chest if she ever got the chance. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not With Anyone by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
AU Sometimes its hard to believe people have really changed, but Kiba is willing to prove that he has as long as it means Sasuke will stay. PWP. Rated M for a very good reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
Scarlet Blossoms by PrincessT123 reviews
And as the scarlet drops fell to the ground and encrusted the petals in a thick glaze, Sasuke wrapped his arms around Sakura's waist and gently pulled her to him. Hot tears rolled down her cheeks, which were only wiped away by Sasuke's gentle hand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Memories by Puppet Chi reviews
These are the memories I have of you These are the things I'll always remember These are the memories I'll always cherish These are the things that made me love you x-x SasuSaku One-shot Rated T for plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
City Never Sleeps by SatinEdge reviews
Restless nights, thin walls, and insomnia; these three things will change Bella's life forever. What she originally thought she wanted is long gone! Written for The Love of Women Contest! NC-17 FemSlash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Sk8er Boi by XeniaKunoichi reviews
AU. He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it more obvious? Sasuke was a punk. Ino did ballet. What more can I say? InoSasuSaku, NaruHina, SuiKa, NejiTen, GaaMatsu. OOCness. Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Church Camp by Caffeinewired reviews
Church camp has never been so adolescently brilliant. Mortal enemies since kinder garden, what will Sasuke and Sakura do when they go to the same church camp over the summer? M for later chapters. Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,515 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Savior by Caffeinewired reviews
"Eye witnesses say they saw a young girl with pink hair and green eye's running from said man just hours ago." He stood without a second thought, throwing on a solid black hoodie before running blindly into the raging storm. He had to find her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ABC's by SoulLidify reviews
No, Sasuke, 'hn' is not a word, and no one cares if nothing else can describe the supposedly deep and angsty depths of your soul.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teacher Affair by Brooklyn-King00 reviews
You there random student, what happens when you a add a very sexy teacher to a hormonal teen? When Sasuke and Mrs Haruno meet and feelings spark, can they have what they truly want ... each other? LEMON IN LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,863 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
She'll Never Know by Meghan Lisbet reviews
Three years ago, he broke her heart. Now, she's back and old feelings are beginning to resurface inside him. SaiSakuSasu oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Must Be The Heat by T. Soul - The Harem Master reviews
Kurenai and Anko are frustrated and don't know what to do until they hear a disturbance at Training Ground 9. They find Naruto training hard and suddenly the answer to all of their problems are right before their steamy & lusting eyes. NaruAnkoKure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 286 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Welcome Home Surprise by ItachiSasukeSama reviews
Sasuke gives Itachi a surprise welcome home present one day... one that his elder sibling is highly intrigues by and likely to demand more of! One-shot.. cest of the Uchiha kind...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Regret by Ash2000 reviews
Sasuke cheates on sakura but than he realize that he loves her. Donot own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Mister Grumpy and Stuffed Pooh Bears by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"You have cancer." Sasuke Scoffed. "You checked my heart." "Yes and I noticed you have signs of cancer." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You are verbally constipated." " What?" He hissed, glaring with murder in his orbs. "And you're losing your hearing."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
skinny jeans by moon strut reviews
That awkward moment when you get caught staring at your possibly gay co-worker's butt. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Runaway by nasamaru484 reviews
Sakura runs away from home only to meet Sasuke at the park. He's also a runaway. So they decide to move in together. Can this work out? Can they overcome all their difficulties? / SasuSaku / Sequel is coming soon! /
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The beauty of a failed test by AnimeTricia reviews
who knew failing a test could lead to so much. SasuSaku CRACK :D first Crack so plz dont flame me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pretty Piece of Flesh by luxurykill reviews
A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Laid Plans A Father's Day OneShot by GrayMatters reviews
It's Edward's first Father's Day & Bella's plans to spoil him rotten are sidetracked by fussy babies & other family plans. Sometimes all it takes to get the best laid plans back on track is a little time alone with the one you love. AH/M for lang & lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctor's Visit by miry68 reviews
Bella has a problem and goes to her doctor's for a check up. Thing is she hates the doctor's clinic. What will happen to make her change her opinion of the doctor's? All Human. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wake Up Call by Blue-Haired Siren reviews
Bella decides to wake her girlfriend with a little pleasure. Of course, she can't just leave her wet and horny after waking her up, now can she? Rated M for a hot lemon. Bella/Alice. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Invincible by xxxmoonwillowxxx reviews
Danzou has taken over Konoha and Naruto and Kakashi have fled. Sakura plots to revive Tsunade from her coma but things go terribly wrong and Sakura must fight for her life. When she returns years later everyone is shocked by how strong she has become.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Doctor Uchiha by BelovedShadow reviews
When Sasuke sees a broadcast on TV about general men's health procedures it inspires him to ask for some medical attention from his brother. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS FANFIC ANY OTHER VERSIONS ARE PLAGIARIZED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Dispersion by refracted reviews
A life can always be lived as illusions. "You're—" "Lie to me." "—Beautiful."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cat Like Reflexes by RoseKat and SkyVic reviews
"I'M NOT A MATCHMAKER SHIZUNE! I'M FREAKIN' CUPID IN THE MAKING!" A one-shot about how Tsunade is 'matching' Sakura up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 366 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her's for a Night by ichthusandyoh1114 reviews
On her 20th birthday, a stranger came and asked her for a dance. He was the epitome of a perfect man and every woman's fantasy. His name was Sasuke Uchiha, the man who made her heartbeat faster for the first time.OOC/AU for completion of 10 chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Don't Look in the Drawer by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke wants to feel closer to his brother and therefore goes through his stuff whenever possible. But when he finds a mysterious drawer, he can't help but let his curiosity get the best of him. YAOI! UCHIHACEST! One-shot. For Itachi's birthday :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pink With Envy by a passerby reviews
SASUSAKU Sakura is a geek in high school. Sasuke is a hot athlete. Social walls divide them, but they fall in love. Tragedy strikes. But a twist of fate has them face each other again years later. Naruto's marrying who? Drama! NaruSaku-siblings. Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,906 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You and Me by CullensTwiMistress reviews
I have been in love with my baby sister's best friend since we were about twelve, I think. I may have to tell her about it one of these days. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Those Smiles by Nakoujou reviews
Upon enduring Sakura's unconditional love for him, Sasuke can't help but view his life as a parallel to the tragic relationship between his mother and father. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Market Mission by fuu-nk reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. He knew he heard everything right. He just had to do strategic market thinking. And quickly decide which flavor of box to pick.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Surprise! by T.E.Rose reviews
A lemon featuring Tsunade, Naruto and Shizune. Hope you all enjoy. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Shizune - Complete
Dirty Discoveries by Ardent Ly reviews
Sakura's room is just a treasure cove of delicious fun. Latest: Sasuke always figured that karma would come and bite him in the ass – if Sakura didn't do it first. No longer a one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind The Gym by evieeden reviews
Every day Bella disappears from school, but where she goes and what she does is not what anyone would ever suspect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Green Tractor by FicFloveR reviews
Bella, Edward, one big green tractor, and a whole lot of lovin! O/S, mature audiences only please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mentor by scribbles of madness reviews
Sakura develops a crush on Kakashi, Sasuke is horrified and Naruto is confuzzled. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Pretty Still Doll by Kanryu reviews
If his love was meant to be, he would return to her side. AU. Late 18th century to mid-20th century. SasuSaku. M for content. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,295 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Property: DO NOT TOUCH by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. Sex, lust, desire. He seduced her and now she belonged to him. Simple as that. If Sakura didn't comply.. Well, Sasuke had ways of making her beg. And when he saw her in that revealing outfit... let's just say his hormones kicked in. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A New Kind Of High by Dark Promise reviews
"Just now, I killed one of the leafs upper echelon, Danzo, it was a high like I've never felt." Sakura is about to teach him about more than one kind of high. SasuSaku. A romantic comedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Walking In Her Shoes by LoveLikeWoah reviews
Everyone has a secret, but sometimes... things aren't always as they seem. *2nd Place Judges Choice in The Awkward Turtle Contest. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Platonic Parentage by eskeflowne reviews
"Right then, how about we make a deal." Grinned Sasuke. "Oh." Inquired Sakura "If neither one of us is married, engaged or dating someone in five years time, we'll have a child together." Declared Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,741 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your mine by ItaSaku-ness reviews
An ItachixSakura one-shot. "I don't know why my foolish Otouto didn't accept you, your so adorable when you have fear in your eyes" said a soft velvet voice behind her. Mature for language and LEMON. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
She'll Never Know by Nakoujou reviews
Sakura will never know why Sasuke treats her so harshly. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drug by Wolfie the Love Warrior reviews
Summary: Sasuke tells Sakura why he should stay away from her, and she couldn't be any happier. Quote is inside. My sixth quote-shot. Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lesbianism by Sincerely Vuitton reviews
Sakura Haruno hates boys. She also hates bras, mini-skirts, tote bags and frilly Chihuahuas dressed like dog mannequins. But she most especially hates Sasuke Uchiha for being seductive, cute, sexy and arrogant. Damn him to hell. SASUSAKU. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Happy Pills Anyone? by eskeflowne reviews
"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Dress To Never Forget by the bombshell records reviews
"Make me the dress to never forget."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Tall Tales! by XxKonoha-DemonxX reviews
Basically, Sasuke's life is never NOT interesting. With Naruto spinning crazy stories like bull fighting and going cow tipping, it's just the beginning! Has a little SasuSaku but most of it is fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Unsuspected Love Bite by grizzlebear reviews
SasuSaku, AU - I was supposed to fall in love with her best friend, not for the geek-turned-goddess. But it's all good, because I know she loves me back...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,524 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
World's Apart by jailynn reviews
Sasha and Summer finally talk honestly. Post finale fic. If you haven't seen the season two finale, there will be some spoilers. Please let me know what you think. I love feedback
Make It or Break It - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Summer, Sasha B. - Complete
MascaraDisasters and ShoeMishaps by Araine reviews
Sakura Haruno is not marrying Uchiha Sasuke. She is just getting ready to walk down the aisle with him. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neighborhood Vampire by nitareality reviews
O/S for FGB for Autism. More comic smut. Edward thinks he's a vampire. The neighborhood pets are disappearing at an alarming rate. Bella wonders WTF has gotten into her husband, but maybe the vampire sex is worth it. BxE Rated M for blood & sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Second Sannin by belle2990 reviews
Sequel. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto are separated for five years, each on their own mission. Sakura is on a mission for Tsunade, Sasuke is on a mission to destroy Akatsuki, and Naruto is on a mission to find Sakura. Manga spoilers. SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,901 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hot Gossip by S-cherry-Blossem reviews
She never noticed,no one told her. Is it wrong that someone else s boyfriend is spending more time with me? I mean he actually seems to prefer me over her. -What happends when Sasuke does marry Karin over Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Navy Blue Crayons by Vampirette Knight reviews
Haruno Sakura was broken. And it was going to take more than a piece of tape to fix her. Sasusaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Powdered Sugar by HinawithLove reviews
Modern AU Just a shameless office lemon. For mature viewing pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Narutard Theater Extras by mistressinwaiting reviews
Okay, so as our favorite shinobi try and escape from jail, they're met with a whole lot of complications. One being Tsunade gambling away the village's deed while the other . . . is Naruto being James Bond. -CHAPTER 10-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Working For Mr Sasuke Uchiha by ohsoloveable reviews
In modern day Japan there are powerful men, one of these powerful men is Uchiha Sasuke. When Sakura loses her job she seeks employment with Sasuke and ends up working for him, while working there she gains powers? jealousy? enemies? black mail? SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,882 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Popcorn Girl by Wolfie the Love Warrior reviews
"The sparks are flying, but not the type we need" -Unknown ; My third quote-shot dedicated to Chiere. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No More by Lady Iboshi reviews
Sasuke has cheated on Sakura...again. but this time she leaves him. But what will happen when one night while on a mission...some thing precous is stolen? "Sakura!" "you left me"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,793 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How She Hated Him by YinYangSisters reviews
My first SasuSaku fic, ONESHOT. He infuriated her. To such an extent, that she couldn't remember when she had become this bitter. Strong Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Balls Out by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into Your Arms by x-ticklemeblue reviews
Now, it was him and her, and the both of them blocking out the world. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blame the Blondes by no1cares reviews
"Damn you, you sexy bastard!" "Fu- wait, did you just call me sexy?" "Screw you." "I'd rather screw you." In which Sasuke couldn't control his hormones and Sakura wasn't entirely over him. Naruto and Ino are to be blamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Tokyo Style by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Edward, a lonely executive on a business trip in Japan, is encouraged to loosen up and enjoy the city. Will he find a cure for the monotony in an uninhibited punk he meets in a Karaoke bar? Written for FGBAutism
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eggshells by Wolfie the Love Warrior reviews
"It's so easy. To think about Love, to Talk about love, To wish for love, but it's not always easy, to recognize Love, Even when we hold it...In our hands."-Jaka ; My second quote-shot. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
red hibiscus by dyingwill reviews
AU. Chibi!SasuSaku. Sasuke and Sakura listen attentively as big brother Itachi explains the meaning of the flower. Itachi is sly, Sakura is flushed, and Sasuke is righteously upset, kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Head :: Gaara Version by GhUrLpLeAsE reviews
"What were you doing under Gaara's table Sakura-chan?" She giggled. "Could you do me next Sakura-chan?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Animated Talk by 3D-Slacken reviews
In search of Icha Icha Tactics the movie, team 7 started a random conversation. "Like Patrick Star is a sailor senshi? WTF?" Oneshot.CRACK.SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Words by MyLifeandHis reviews
Edward is the king of Words with Friends at his office. What happens when he gets a sexy new challenge and a sexy new assistant? Written for Twinklings FMF, posted on their blog April 15th, 2011.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indecent Desires by T.E.Rose reviews
Kushina awakens after a sixteen year coma to find the world changed, her son its catalyst. Now she finds herself desiring something else, something indecent. AU-LEMON-INCEST-Oneshot If you are offended by any of the aforementioned then don't read this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 152 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Art of Seduction, or Something Like That by Buff82 reviews
The Art of Seduction, or Something Like That: The Not-So-Unfortunate Events of Bella Swan / This is Bella's brain. This is Bella's brain on sex. Rated M for mature sexual content, and language. **Written for Fandom Against Domestic Violence**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Respect the Law by Mia Isabella Cullen reviews
Edward is a police officer and is send by the chief to take care of something in a new restaurant. Bella owns the new restaurant and can't stand cops. What happen when they meet each other? Read and find out. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Blame Sasuke by eskeflowne reviews
"And to think I lost my virginity to Sasuke." She laughed and Itachi paused. "You what?" Lemon Warning!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Helpful Neighbour by Coffin Pleasure reviews
Bella's moving into a new house, with all these boxes and Bella's stability on her feet it's not long before she's falling over things. Will her new neighbour 'Dr. Do Me Hard' be able to help? O/S AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
He just had to leave them all alone by Namesareforlosers reviews
LEMON one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Detention by lovergirl1011 reviews
Sakura Haruno is the 'perfect' student until over sleeping makes her late for class and gets her a seat in detention. But its not all that bad...well not when you have Itachi as your teacher ; ItaSaku pairing... Rated 'M' for language and LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way We Are by Nakoujou reviews
After witnessing a strange interaction between Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto gathers up the Konoha 12 to discover what's going on between those two. Unfortunately, everybody comes up with crazy theories."ANGRY SEX BUDDIES!" "TRAINING PARTNERS FOR LIFE!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cum Into My Office, Now by smexy4smarties reviews
Bella's made a mistake on Mr. Cullen's watch. When she tries to rectify it, will sparks fly? AH. Collaboration between solareclipses and smexy4smarties for 'The Pineapple Awards' contest.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward - Complete
Skittles by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Summary: Our gazes locked and I saw my future in his eyes. Then he grabbed the last package of Skittles. "Oh HELL no!" AU sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot! Hot! Hot! by pipster61 reviews
Well hello everyone. I would like to advise that this story is not for the faint hearted, and it is totally and shamelessly just smut smut smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by littlebluedress016 reviews
"What would you know? You can see! You're not getting blind!" "My husband has been blind for 5 years." Her fairytale was imperfect, but it was perfect for her. A/U
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Steal a Kiss by MisoHime reviews
1xshot/SasuSaku/R&R/Fluff/ In which, Sasuke is annoyed by Sakura's gum chewing. The solution? To remove it. With his mouth.- "Sasuke.. you just removed my gum... with you mouth." - "So?" - "Took you long enough!" / Rated T Just in case. 1st 1xShot!/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maybe Today by Deathcomessoon reviews
Sasuke wants to admit his feeling and Sakura is afraid of being hurt. Sequel to Maybe someday. One shot. Sakura x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Bartender, Shaken and Stirred by GrayMatters reviews
Winner of the Public Vote in the Curvaceous & Bodatious Contest - thank you for your votes! Collab w/Iadorepugs-Edward Cullen owns the popular nightclub Eclipse where image is supposedly everything. When plus-sized Bella Swan is drafted into helping out at Eclipse what will they both learn about images?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Projection by SinShameGuilt reviews
ENTRY for the CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST Looking in a mirror is tough. Especially when you're forced look at who you really are. It's always easier to see what you want to see in others rather than who you really are yourself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Olives, Please by onesweetbell reviews
Will an evening out with friends finally land Bella the pain in the ass she's been pining over for years? Rated M! My entry for the Edward Gets Ficd Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unfinished Business by eskeflowne reviews
Handy Work Sequel...In which things are taken care of. !Caution Lemon! ...Could be read as a stand alone also
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Whipped by BetterDeadThanAlone reviews
They're all whipped. They just refuse to admit it. SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reciprocal of an Uchiha by 3D-Slacken reviews
SasuSaku. Collection. There were so many times that Uchiha Sasuke's life was turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Truth Or Dare by Wasted Greens reviews
One boring Friday night, our Twilight girls decide to play "truth or dare," very stereotypically, leading to very interesting results. Femslash threesome, R/A/B, oneshot, lemon, AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
That's Not How Your Dad Does It by Wasted Greens reviews
After finding she has no way of how to get home, recently single Bella starts to walk, only for someone to offer her a lift, but who is it? And what will this lead to? Lemon, B/C, Oneshot, AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Maybe Someday by Deathcomessoon reviews
He always did like her pinkpinkpink hair, but he couldn'tcouldn'tcouldn't fall for her. SasukeXSakura one shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fat Bottomed Girl by twilightmuse62 reviews
Bella is a small town girl who leaves her hometown to start a new life in Seattle. Her only hope was to find herself, but when she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, she finds a whole lot more than she bargained for. Curvaceous/Bodacious FF Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like A Tomato by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku "You're kinda like a tomato." "Have you been huffing chemicals at the hospital?" In which Sakura compares Sasuke to his favorite obsession: Pie. Nah, just kidding, it's tomatoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Play Secretary by Rai Lockhart reviews
After quitting her last job due to personal reasons, Sakura Haruno is pushed into a new one: Being the personal assistant of one of the best lawyers in town, Sasuke Uchiha. Not that she minds, however...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Making a Right Mistake by shoshoryuu07 reviews
Sometimes, even making the biggest mistake in your life turns out to be the best eye-opening realization.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
iSakura by another.creative.lover reviews
/SasuSaku/ A girl's iPod is everything. What happens when Sasuke finds Sakura's iPod? Drama unfolds, of course! A story of how music and other people bring two people, who have once been apart, together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,843 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Opportunity Knocks by Piebald46 reviews
Bella and the Cullen's go out to celebrate Edward and Bella's upcoming wedding. When Edward decides not to go, Carlisle will take his place. OOC & lemons. A 9,000 word One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Goodbye See You Later by eisabelai reviews
He touched her face tenderly, misunderstanding her words. "I'll be back one day. Once my revenge is complete." Again she chuckled, "And I'll move on one day. Once when I finally realize that it is useless to continue holding on." SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Panties and Sundaes by Lila Paige Rose reviews
Okay, so suddenly there was a creepy guy holding underwear that says "I love bananas," and leering at me, stripping me with his eyes. Not cool. AU, a bit OOC Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets of Sakura by MissLucyToxic reviews
Sakura was always there for her friends and never really asked for anything in return. So when she learns a secret about her life, it gets hard to keep it. Better than it sounds. description inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The King and The Freak by Fear Die Rothaarige reviews
No one knew it, but The King and The Freak were in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consolation Prize by chxlullabies reviews
After a failed attempt to rob the home of University student Haruno Sakura, Gaara and Neji make a deal that will ensure they don’t leave empty-handed. Gaara/Sakura/Neji Powerhour smutfest! One-shot. Lemon. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Want You Bad: A Trailer Trash Tale by drollicpixie reviews
Bella and her best friend Alice spend the summer slumming it at the trailer park. Edward and Jasper make it a hell of a lot more fun. BPOV AH/OOC Originally written for a challenge. Now edited, thought I would get it up here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Found Me by Gracie is a Panda reviews
He was going to jump and end his pointless life right then. Three, two, one- "You should at least have a good last meal." AU. Songfic. Oneshot. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shot by Nimbafuu reviews
"I love you, Sasuke-kun." And at that moment, that perfect opportunity, he couldn't do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Should've Seen it Coming by Crazy Cherries reviews
"NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR PARENT'S NAMED YOU SASUKE! SASUKE! A.K.A. see full summary inside " Sakura's mad. Sasuke's depressed. And everyone else is in plain shock. "It's not true! I swear I wasn't looking at Itachi that way!" Sequel to Never Saw it Coming. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Life is now by Icedreaming reviews
In that moment the last of the Uchiha knew that his life could be dedicated to something else, much more than a dark revenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Day to Remember by BananaphoneBob reviews
It seemed the older she got, the slower she became. Since he was one for subtlety, he couldn't help but be annoyed. Still, it was worth it in the end. Sequel to 'A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words' SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First impressions by ShinigamiRyuuko reviews
Sakura has a rough night in a hotel. Find out why and how it ends . LEMONADE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
two seconds away from home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
oh, girl by foreversnow reviews
ONESHOT. He chuckled sadly. "I'm afraid, Sakura." His eyes closed, feeling the warmth of her hand against his cheek. "I don't want to die. It's pitiful, isn't it?" —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trail Marriage by MissCherryVampire reviews
She could still taste the poisonous drink on her tongue. It made her want to vomit. Here she was barely a legal adult and drinking. If Sasuke hadn't shown up she would have been raped. ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Festival of Twenty Years by Sola the Sunreaver reviews
The Festival of Twenty Years is, as its name states, a festival that only comes once every twenty years. When this festival comes to Konoha village, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and the rest of the gang gear up for a night they won't soon forget.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lady Secretary by Voltage Axe reviews
AU. A certain raven-haired Uchiha stops by Ms. Haruno's office one day... Lemon Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sugar Cakes by WhisperedSilvers reviews
Cooking was never easy for her; ever, but baking was a different story. Understanding that Sasuke never liked sweets to begin with was a challenge. However being the stubborn girl she is; Sakura never gives up a challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teardrops on my Guitar by littlebluedress016 reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are best friends, but Sakura secretly loves him. She lets it all out the way she knew best: songs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Letters He Would Never Read by TheWinterFairy reviews
She would write letters to him, knowing that he would never read it. She waited for him, knowing that he would not come back so soon and she loved him, without ever knowing that he loved her back. SasuxSaku. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Can't Be Friends by theevilmuffin reviews
It's Sakura's birthday. Naruto is having trouble finding a present, Sasuke makes an ill-advised bet, and Sakura fears for her sanity. Team 7 at its finest. SasuSaku Two-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Springs by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"You wasted your time." She shook her head. "You and everyone else might think so but I don't. I didn't waste one moment looking for you." She paused for a moment. "But I did waste a lot of time not looking for you." At this, Sasuke finally turned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
FailBook by shewhowearsglasses reviews
CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
FailBook Too by shewhowearsglasses reviews
If your girlfriend is too crazy-in-love with some British punk, your sister is running away with your ex-friend, and facebook is suddenly very sexual, you might just be Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
She's Mine by l.hate.people reviews
"I told you to stop being so cute, I will lose contol." with that he kissed her. Sakura; teacher turned back into a senior, Sasuke; hottest guy in school. Adventure to the Akatsuki's school, crazy fan girls/ fan boys, and Naru&Hina. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Colouring in by Just Lovely reviews
AU. She didn't believe in fairy tales. She didn't believe in happily ever afters either, and she definitely didn't believe in love at first sight. Well, not anymore. But once upon a time, she did. Birthday!fic for seleneswan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
She Who is Marked by Eternal Flames by xxSilverEchoxx reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. One-shot. He's a teacher, and she's his student. But the day he finds countless scars and bruises on her body is the day everything changes. "Don't look at me - I'm tainted and -" "Actually, Sakura, I find you beautiful."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Magically Delicious by mcgt reviews
St. Patrick's Day O/S - After breaking up with his girlfriend, the last thing Edward expects to find at his brother's St. Patrick's Day party is someone new. What happens when you meet the right person at supposedly the wrong time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sledding by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
They were in a cave in the middle of nowhere, freezing to death, with little hope of rescue. As Sasuke pressed his face into Sakura's sweet-smelling hair, he realized he didn't want to be anywhere else. Pre-Shippuden Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
Sequel to Letters to Sasuke. He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rapewell maybe by marrsbarz reviews
A rape turned into something more. "You are now my sex slave!" He said with a smirk. "Yes, Master."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spring break experiment! by marrsbarz reviews
Not like my normal stories! Sakura's parents are gone for a week on spring break. Its time for Sasuke and her to experiment on the sex life. LOTS OF LEMONS! And yes they are ninjas!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,046 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rejection, UchihaStyled by TheAliensDidIt reviews
Written because I am sick of Sakura drooling over Sasuke, and how the situation will change if it's Sasuke drooling over Sakura. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
love colored chalk by A.Rose.Love reviews
sakuraxsasuke: colored chalk, a giraffe with a peace sign, best friends, and maybe a kiss or two. some people call it love, but whatever it is, its painted with rainbow chalk; "just kiss me you idiot,'-sakura; who knew chalk dust was that cute?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Car Sex by Did My Heart Love til Now reviews
"Angry car sex is always the best sex." Bella and Edward lemony one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Higher Power by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - Sister Swan is disappointed when she is forced to confiscate marijuana from her favorite student. What happens when she goes to Father Cullen to ask for his mercy? Priestward/Nunella Lemon/Drug Use. Entry for the High Times Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When You Plan by Camy-Tay reviews
What happens when Sasuke tries to get Naruto and Hinata together? Simple. He gets himself a wife.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Priority by Camy-Tay reviews
Everyone has a priority. Sakura's is to kill Deidara, Sasuke's is to have babies with Sakura, Tsunade's is to help them with theirs. My friend wrote the lemon for me. my summaries all suck. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misery Business by Camy-Tay reviews
created with the song Misery Business by Paramore in mind.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Last Generation by Camy-Tay reviews
Sakura's the only single person in a famous band. Sasuke's dating Ino. In the course of a day, everything is changed. SasuSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Playboy's Bestfriend by Poppin' Roxin reviews
She didn't know what she was crying for. Was it because of the pain she felt when he walked away with that girl, or because of Kiba's threats? She wasn't sure, but she knew that the more Sasuke comforted her, the harder she cried. INCOMPLETE AND NOT CONTINUING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mother is the Name for God for All Children by PainfulXMemories reviews
Sakura was left with two bundles of 'joy' in her arms. Sasuke denounced all three and lived his life alongside his bride Karin who is worthy of the Uchiha name. This story chronicles the life of Haruno Sakura, and her children Taro and Amarante.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 75,843 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Screwed by ShqipeNela reviews
I'm Screwed. I'm in love with my best friend. Best friend loves another girl. Love can kiss my ass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Cherry Kunoichi reviews
Kakashi teaches our two favorite males of Team Seven how to win a woman's heart and its uses on the field…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wet Pants by Snow Lily RandomMuch reviews
Childhood fic. Sasuke's eyes widened in shock at the uncomfortable, embarrassing wetness on the front of his pants. Just when he thought he was done for, his pink-haired saviour came to his rescue. Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Accident Ever by lizzybee82 reviews
Tenten and Ino have a bit of an accident in the girls' locker room and it evolves into so much more. High school fic, PWP, M for a reason, and Yuri lemon! Don't like, don't read! Now a two shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Tenten, Ino Y. - Complete
Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Stuck In the Snow by smartntgirl reviews
O/S For PPSS Pervy Picspiration Bella's car is stuck in the snow and there's only one option to get it out..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
My List On: Edward Cullen by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is in love with Edward Cullen. Two years have passed, and he's throwing a Senior Year party before everyone goes to College... Will she tell him how she feels? Will she get what she's always wanted? ONE SHOT. M FOR LEMON. AH. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy Blue Balls by ExquisiteEdward reviews
I WON A CONTEST! It's a miracle! Theme: "Caught with your Pants Down". Do you need a laugh? New Daddy Edward has to wait six weeks for some lovin' after Bella has a baby. AH, O/S, M for orneriness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Day At The Office by TwistingTwilight reviews
Actor Edward Cullen thinks it's just another day at work, until a sexy little brunette turns up in his trailer. Will he give in to his desires? Turns out he can't help himself, she's just too damn gorgeous. ONE SHOT. M FOR LEMON. AH. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Another Night by CullensTwiMistress reviews
I take a deep breath and lean into my seat, taking my eyes off of him before my brain filter goes away and I actually call him Pretty out loud. Boys don't like to be called that. I assume. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tormented by AmikaUchiha reviews
one shot, itasak Naruto is dead, Sakura is suicidal, Sasuke's insane, Itachi's alive. what happens when Sakura wakes up and a certain Uchiha is there, read to find out. R n R no flames LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Periods On Marriages by Wolfie the Love Warrior reviews
It's a revised copy of Period on Marriages. Summary: Basically, a married couple can't have sex because the wife's on her period. No? What if I said the husband didn't know that? Still no? What if I said they were ninjas? ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The naughty Doctor by sistervamp reviews
A smutty one shot. Rated M for a series of explicit sex scenes and explicit language, Do not read if you are offended by sex scenes or PWP's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words by BananaphoneBob reviews
"Do you realise what day it is?" Sasuke stared at the pink-haired girl. "No." This did not amuse her. Not. One. Bit. SasuSaku one-shot. Sasuke OOC. Because it's funny. And cute.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paging Doctor Cullen To One LoveSick Patient by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan has always loved her best friend since the day he saved her life, Doctor Edward Cullen. Five years later and she hasn't told him. Until one kiss and one night of passion when their feelings are revealed. ONE SHOT. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Not Ignore This by Sharinganblossom reviews
"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Dreamy-Artist reviews
Read and Review! It's Sakura's birthday and as usual, no one remembers. But Sasuke does something to make all her birthdays worthwhile. *PLEASE READ IT* :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Speak Now by xxPiggyBankxx reviews
"Am I coming on too strong? I always ask myself if I should learn to let go, or maybe just keep loving you." A story in which doubt seems to overcome all senses. "Would you hold it against me?" Other pairings included. xx.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under The Boardwalk by luluvee reviews
In the dying days of their youth and their summer, Edward and Bella make one more memory in the shade of the planks under the boardwalk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From A Different Perspective by XxRofLxX reviews
"Uchiha Sasuke-sama is a genius and a very lucky man. There is no doubt about it." Sasuke's and Sakura's relationship told from a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Case of Emergency by High Times Contest reviews
Bella's getting over a bad break-up and her friends know just how to help. Especially Edward - he's all too happy to help her forget her ex. A story of mistakes, Mary Jane, and maybe a miracle. High Times Contest Entry. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Reflections and Orgasms by TheNicciLove reviews
**WINNER** of the DirtyBJH00r Contest. EPOV. Edward & Bella are running late. Edward gives in to his lust filled emotions and shows Bella, Just how much he wants her. Rated M. Sexually Explicit Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Professional by mskathy reviews
Bella discovers a giggle-worthy secret about her painter, but what he shows her about life changes her forever. Sometimes, you find love in the most unexpected places and people.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,976 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White: The color of all Evil by WhisperedSilvers reviews
So, today I was starting a new job at my fiancé's work and was kind of creeped out at all the attention I was getting from the males; guess who's shirt was see through? FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Sex by Imagination Genius reviews
Alice thinks Bella has forgotten her birthday. Bella has done no such thing. In fact she has sexy plans for her birthday. All Human Femmeslash Lemon One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Letters to Papa by Boriqua-chan reviews
SasuSaku/NejiTen/ShikaIno/NaruHina In which kids write letters to parents when they are as young as 6 years old, Sasuke misses his babies, Neji feels proud, Shikamaru raises someone lazier than him, and Naruto gets a book for Father's Day. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Profile Picture by zagoorian athena reviews
There was a Facebook challenge going around: "Starting today up to Feb 15, change your profile picture using your crush/love's picture." In which Sakura tries to muster the courage to do it, but finds a sweet surprise beforehand. /One-shot. AU. SasuSaku./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conversation of the Hearts by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
He's so bad at talking to people...so for Valentine's Day Naruto gave Sasuke a bag of conversation hearts! What exactly he'll do with them is between him and a certain pink-haired crush of his. -SasuSaku-oneshot-AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Liqour? I Don't Even Know Her by Buff82 reviews
Just another drab Thursday, or so he thought... 1st PLACE JUDGE'S PICK FOR THE TSA HOT LEMONS CONTEST! AH Rated M for language&sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
It was an innocent swim. She didn't expect it to lead to that. Sasuke crept closer to the lake, anticipating an enemy. Instead, it was Sakura-naked in the moonlight. An ordinary escort mission couldn't have gone more right. Co-authored by Kaze and Kiba. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Stand In by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in the Afternoon by Alabaster86 reviews
Mai convinces Zuko to take a break from all his work...fluffy romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
true colors by DramaDelicacy reviews
your true colors are beautiful, like a rainbow. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
But You Look Hot by Alien She reviews
Ino running away from a blood hungry Sakura. What could happen? "Kinky stuff, Sasuke."-Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bestfriends Make the Best Boyfriends by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Happy Valentines: I've been best friends with Sasuke Uchiha for as long as I can remember. We would do everything together, and he was always there when I needed him. So why did it bother me so much to set him up with my best friend? The perfect girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Words, Eight Letters by missdiana reviews
Removed for editing purposes. Will be reposted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What Happens in Biology by Shahula reviews
Bella Swan is a simple girl who never takes risks. But when bad boy Edward Cullen becomes her biology lab partner... well what happens in biology, stays in biology. Right? Rated M for lemons. O/S, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 189 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Encore by Orange Sherbet reviews
If there is a god out there, please let me wake up from this nightmare. Ryuu Tsubasa, the absolute greatest singer in the world, is Sasuke Uchiha, AKA the nerd who sits behind me in chemistry class and flicks spitballs at the back of my head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Killing Time by Ryouko Akizakura reviews
Followed relentlessly by fangirls everywhere he goes, Uchiha Sasuke can't help but feel annoyed. As a result, he thinks all girls are annoying, except for one. Or at least, he thinks he doesn't. SasuSaku. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deck the Balls by Muse2MyMojo reviews
A flight home for Christmas turns into Edward Masen's worst nightmare when he gets stuck seated next to Bella Swan. Will their passion to piss each other off end in lumps of coal or lemons in their stockings? O/S written for SFFR 25 days of Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perhaps by Muse2MyMojo reviews
STEAL MY FICS Contest Entry: Bella, a music journalist, interviews the famous Edward Masen and his band. Will she be able to resist his charms and get the job done, when others have failed, or will she give into one night of pleasure and lose her job?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Older Sasuke and Younger Sasuke Conversation by Hurricane Victoria reviews
Here is a glimpse that is going into "A Forgotten Adventure". What happens when Older Sasuke and Younger Sasuke meet and chat? Read and see.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obvious by JCI reviews
Payson supposed it should have been more obvious to her, but it wasn't.
Make It or Break It - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sasha B., Payson K - Complete
Baby, I Love You by Anata Kiyoshi reviews
She wanted to make him be with her all the time, but no, his ego made it impossible. Half a year ago, he had proposed her and she happily accepted the proposal. /"You're gonna be a father, Sasuke!"/"Sorry, Sakura. Can you just get rid of it?"/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three's Not Always a Crowd by Marx810 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Jacob attempt to have a threesome...if Edward and Jacob can stop arguing over the specifics. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and adult themes. Epic 4th wall breakage with nods to my other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Four Letters, One Word by Orange Sherbet reviews
"If you hate me so much, channel that anger. Get stronger, and the next time we meet prove that you weren't worth leaving. Try and kill me, Sakura." He never imagined she would take those words to heart. Requested by BlackHeartofIce.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Reason by the inversed butterfly reviews
It's her wedding day... it was supposed to be perfect. Until he had to come and stop it. Song-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Elevator Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
A scared girl and an impatient boy in a long elevator ride. What could happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fun Sized by kandylicous reviews
Having older brothers isn't easy, when you're Haruno Sakura. Kami-sama, please help my idiotic brothers, Naruto and Gaara threatened to rip off Sasuke's penis with a crowbar. I don't know how they will do it— but those morons will find a way. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be My Legs? by chloe523 reviews
It wasn't her fault she fell down a flight of stairs. And he wasn't forced to carry her around..he wanted to do it. Smirk. Blush. AU, SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Curse Is Broken by TSA-Hot-Lemons reviews
Bella's birthday has always been cursed: on her 30th, she's sick with the flu. Can Edward kiss it and make it all better? An AH story about the gift of playing doctor. Canon pairings, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Texting by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
In which texting leads to Sasuke asking Sakura out, after she signs up for something on the internet. Sasusaku, NaruIno. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Damn Bench by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
Every month she would sit on the bench for exactly an hour, and before leaving she would place a cherry blossom on it. "Thank You." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No, My Master! by SasuSakuKawaii reviews
She hates him but she doesn't have a choice but to marry him. He hurts her more than he can imagine and gives all of his love to his first wife. But as Sakura falls in love with him everything changes. He finally feels the love that was there for so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,559 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stubborn by nanamisakurachan reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Sakura is dead-set on having the baby on the same day as her birthday; refusing to go to the hospital despite her harsh contractions. Sasuke is forced to reason with his stubborn, very pregnant wife. Have fun, man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Other Girl by lalala2127 reviews
There was a time where her boyfriend had truly loved her. There was also a time where he wasn't sneaking around with another woman. Now, they were different and she had to face the facts. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's A Man To Do by Angelreira23 reviews
What is a man to do when his student is begging for his attention?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Yellow Daisies by the hand behind this pen reviews
SasuSaku One-shot "Daisies! There should be a thousand yellow daisies! And a horse!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Would You Hold It Against Me? by ToAnyone21 reviews
"So if I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?" Geez, who knew a Uchiha could get that red? Hey Pig, time to pay up! In which Sakura holds it against Sasuke. One-shot most likey. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Change by dark Alley reviews
"Sakura-chan… she changed the most… sometimes she gets this look in her eyes… it reminds of how you look when you think about your family."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life with the Uchihas by Dreamy-Artist reviews
COMPLETE! Sakura moves in with the Uchihas until her house is constructed. Itachi seems like a nice older brother. Mikoto is like a second mother to her. But Sasuke is something much more than a friend and a brother.read to find out :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,343 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cute When You're Jealous by chloe523 reviews
So Sakura's got this new love..but one thing that annoys Sasuke about it is that..it's not him.So who is it? Geez, don't be such a green bug, Sasuke-kun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Teacher Affair by Vash-De-La-Trinkettes reviews
You there random student, what happens when you a add a very sexy teacher to a hormonal teen? When Sasuke and Mrs.Haruno meet and feelings spark, can they have what they truly want ... each other? LEMON IN LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Meant To Be by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ But right when she caught the look in his eyes, one that was far too surprisingly honest, she caught herself thinking that maybe, yes, he did mean to praise her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,910 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Does He Love You by AdventRain reviews
SasuSaku OneShot. Lemons/Smutfic. The only way Uchiha Sasuke would ever come to love Haruno Sakura, is in realizing that he too has his physical needs. Reader Discretion is Advised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by elizabethconnors reviews
Wide eyed with realisation, Sakura stepped away from the devilishly smirking Uchiha, her hands stretched out in front of her as a barrier. "No Sasuke," she said commandingly as she slowly backed away. "Not one step closer." Rated T for swearing and fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Will You Be My Wife? by AnnaLiceM reviews
So After 5 Years of being together Sasuke came from Chicago, where his father has his bussines, to visit Sakura in New York...What Will He ask Her? Sorry...I suck At summaries
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. — Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Boring, Black, and Shiny Piano Tops by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I've been at a halt with my creativity," I said, leading her out towards my piano, "and I think it might help if I had something more… stimulating to look at than a shiny piano top." -Lemons galore. Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze my Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cheerleader Blues by Angelreira23 reviews
Sakura has a bet to get Sasuke's 'soaked' underwear but seems like Sasuke is smarter in letting her have them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crayola Love Letter by mctwisps reviews
A cute little fic about Sasuke and Sakura during coloring time at school. Please enjoy : R&R! Rated K .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Christmas Surpise by S-cherry-Blossem reviews
I have to drive down a deserted road, deal with an older brother, and someone how manage to finish my new years resolution six days before the new year. Okay, lets do this. Maybe. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Reruns and Salty Soup by Rot-Chan reviews
Plainly, Sakura didn't know what Sasuke had against some good old fashioned TLC. Then again, maybe his hiding under the blankets was a guy-pride thing, suffering it out. She inwardly shrugged. ::Sasu/Saku. Gift-fic. Fluffy one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Sakura Moved In by TheGirlWhoWatchedTheSky reviews
Sakura gets adopted by the Uchiha family. And mischief is bound to ensue when Haruno sakura meets Uchiha Sasuke. Chapter 22 is up! AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jingle Bell Rock by Meredy90 reviews
Sakura and the gang go their separate ways after junior high. But what if she suddenly meets her upperclassmen at a shop? A SasuSaku story
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sick Days by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
Naruto and Sai find it a little strange that Sasuke and Sakura are repeatedly missing training due to sickness, on the same day, several times a week. So they investigate, and can't believe what they find.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nymphomaniac by touttoi reviews
Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MIFFY: Bigger, Longer & Uncut by coldplaywhore reviews
Outtakes and Extended Scenes from Maybe I'm Falling For You by flightlessbird11 and coldplaywhore. Rated M for lemons, lemons, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,888 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Akatsuki NaruHina by YoungBloodSage reviews
Psh! Since Echo Uchiha decided not to continue it... i decided i'm going to finish it up. Full Summary Inside by the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Santa Uchiha by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ladies' Man by xxPiggyBankxx reviews
"Holla at me girl, can I hit that from the front?" *Insert awkward silence* "Are you sure this is a ladies' man phrase, Sasuke?" "Oh yeah, Lee...you'll definitely win Sakura this way.." Oh my. Other pairings included
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speed Dating by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sasuke is gay, Naruto is an idiot, Sai is an ass, Shikamaru is asleep, Sasori is not dead, Deidara is a pyromaniac, Itachi needs dango and I'm the most wanted girl in Konoha. And Ino? Well, she's the evil overlord who got me into this mess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
secret santa by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
All Sakura really wants for Christmas is Sasuke. Maybe Santa can give it to her, and for her only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Christmas Time by Just Lovely reviews
AU. Of photos and music. She's twirling and he's running. It's Christmas that they always have together. Snow falls, foggy glass, toes are curled into the couch cushions. It's traditional and ongoing. !Secret Santa for seleneswan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Santa's Magic by Serendipithy reviews
When Ino pushes Sakura towards getting a man during the holidays, Sakura does it for the money. It is Christmas Eve though, and, with a helping of Santa's good fortune, there just may be love. SasuSaku. Oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Smile It's Christmas Day by Dee Jay UU reviews
Sakura recalls her and Sasuke's story as she's driving to meet him; possibly for the last time. In which Sakura has an important choice to make; love or happiness. Secret Santa for Just Lovely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Art by gaaraluver45 reviews
Sakura was a teacher at Konoha U and Gaara just happened to be one of her students. One eventful night in the bar leads to some interesting things in a janitor's closet at the Art Museum.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happiness Is Overrated by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
She would have never thought this would have happened but Life was always damn impulsive, why the hell could she not get that Teddy bear at the Fair but instead an unwanted fianceé, a pissed off friend, a weirdo of a teammate and a baka as a best friend?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
d i r t y p i c t u r e by Vampirette Knight reviews
When Sasuke get's in school suspension, there's only one thing left for Sakura to do. Click, click. Snap.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My First Time? See, um, About That by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
It's time for a Christmas party! Music, socializing, food, games, and of course the havoc to be unleashed by the traditional mistletoe. It's going to be a very good new year. -SasuSaku-oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
A Quiet Place by itsjustme1217 reviews
Edward, a famous actor, and Bella, a workaholic, are both looking for a quiet place. Can they find that place in each other? Entry into the Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest. Lemons AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Bet Against Bella by nitareality reviews
A O/S for the Fandom for Preemies Compilation. Edward loses a bet to Bella, and the consequences are farther reaching than he ever could have imagined. Silly, smutty fun. Rated M for sexual content. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Prince by sincerelyLen reviews
After a Disney Movie Marathon, Sakura begins to contemplate which Disney Prince better suits her taste in romanticism and if Fairytales truly exist… SPOILERS for Tangled
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not So Merry Christmas by lawliets reviews
It's time for the holidays and Ninja Academy is celebrating with Secret Santas! Just in time, because Sakura is looking to impress Sasuke, and she has the perfect gift! But what happens when her plans don't go as she hoped? Happy Holidays!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marshmallow kisses by WhisperedSilvers reviews
Sakura: sweet, fluffy and cute. Sasuke: Bittersweet,hot and cold. You mix these two together and what do you get? Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Have Nice Ears by little.artist reviews
"You have nice ears?" She shook with anger. "You have nice EARS!" A hard fist smacked against his chest, Sasuke held in his gasp of shock and pain. He was sure she had just broken a rib.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deck the Balls A Tale of Holiday Lovin' by SweetPoeticJustice reviews
A flight home for Christmas turns into Edward Masen's worst nightmare when he gets stuck seated next to Bella Swan. Will their passion to piss each other off end in lumps of coal or lemons in their stockings? O/S written for SFFR 25 days of Christmas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jingle Bells by MrsJasperHale69 reviews
What do you get when you cross a frustrated Bella, a jealous Mike, a protective Edward and an elf hat? Obviously, a OneShot BxE lemon :P A bit of lovin' to entertain you over the Xmas season, so enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Food For Thought by MrsJasperHale69 reviews
Edward tells Bella a story that she won't forget in a hurry! BxE One Shot with lemony goodness. Ur welcome :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Child of Uchiha by Nicola19 reviews
Just as Sasuke's about to leave Konoha. Kana stops him and tells him that her son is his nephew and they need a safe place to live. He can't just leave them, they're family and that mattered because he'd thought he lost that. Summary stinks
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,986 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Strong Enough by nicthepunk reviews
Perhaps he should have just killed her when he had the chance. Oneshot. Lemon. Songfic. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life After Kohona High: Fame ain't so Bad by phoenixfire211 reviews
Squeal to Kohona high: My personal hell. A year has past. Everything is finally going right for the gang. Sakura's band is slowly rising in fame, Sakura and Sasuke are together. To bad some enemies never stay down. And sometimes you cant outrun your past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Survive by Sakura Bontecou Kobayashi reviews
Do listen to Sakura when she yells at you. Do let her smack you head with her medicine pouch when she throws into a fit. Do try to keep your cool even when you're feeling like you just lost a big piece of your dignity. Take it seriously, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
c o n d o m s by Vampirette Knight reviews
Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Guy Friend by zagoorian athena reviews
Whoever said that having guys for best friends equals to no drama probably never had one. Because what happens when you fall for one of them? Answer: Drama. /SasuSaku. AU./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh Horny Night, A Christmas Tale by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella goes on a ski trip with her best friend Rose. Bella and Edward despise each other. What happens when they end up in a hot tub together? Rated M for language and lemons. A naughty entry for the Twi-Muses Holiday Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,509 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
scribbled hearts by seleneswan reviews
AU. Because even with her mismatched converses and accusations of rape and obsessive tendencies to collect notebooks, when he saw her, he saw something so much better than himself. And he had to have her. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
No Regrets this Time Around by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
For the other four men, time-travel was a golden opportunity to do good things and save people from evil. But for Sasuke, it was even more than that: it was a second chance at life, and at love. Main: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema. Crack:GaaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,070 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Realization by withinthedepths reviews
Sakura is constantly bullied, tortured, and abused. Believing no one cares for her, she commits suicide. As an angel sent from God came to her in the afterlife, she is shown how her death affected those around her. AU, SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Memories by Misha-Rest reviews
by: Rowena... SasuSaku AU. He accidentally punched her and... well, everything changed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Death Is Freedom by DeathOrchid reviews
I killed Uchiha Sasuke, and we lived happily ever after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haruno Sakura Is A Lesbian! by DeathOrchid reviews
I just wanted him to suffer! Is that too much to ask? He deserves it...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dribble Drabble by LadyPassionofHate reviews
A collection of little drabbles written for your enjoyment.SasuSaku Rated for language and innuendo. More drabbles will be added as I write them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imaginary Boyfriend by Lerysakon reviews
Ino has had enough of Sakura's lies and is determined to 'help' Sakura in her love life, or lack thereof. But Sakura insists that she didn't need help. Does she?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
BathroomSex! What's that spell! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art Of Being Thankful by aprilfreak101 reviews
In the three years he's been back sasuke has never been thankful for anything even when it had something to do with Sakura. what made him change his mind this time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Soloist by verotruth reviews
Bella begrudgingly takes in a rare bit of culture when her best friend takes her to the symphony. Sure to hate every musical minute of it, Bella finds herself surprised when she lays eyes on the guest soloist and his talented violin hands. O/S AH Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberry Icecream by TwilightUchiha24 reviews
Maybe not all sweets were repulsive and disgusting, especially when working to his advantage...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The True Art Is My Love For You by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
What if Sakura found Sasuke after his battle with Deidara all beaten up and wounded?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Secret by millas14 reviews
Sakura's got a certain fantasy, one that she hasn't told anyone and has affected her relationship with Ino. But what happens when Ino finds out about her lover's dirty little secret? Yuri lemon. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Rainy Days by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
To them, it seemed, everything special that happened between them would always happen on a rainy day. This time was no exception. -SasuSaku-AU-oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Between You and Me by Ardent Ly reviews
Because everyone knows that Walking Chocolate is the best kind of chocolate out there. AU with a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your The Best Thing by ch3rryb3rry101 reviews
Sakura and Sasuke have been dating for two months! But what happens when Sakura finds a text from another girl in his phone. Sakura starts remembering bad things that happened to her in the past and she doesn't know if she can stay like this anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Misunderstanding by zunaira ghazal reviews
Betrayed.Cheated on.Used. or was it just a misunderstanding that shattered her heart to peices.Will sasuke be able to put it all together with the help of his son? find out! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,706 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy From the Orange Book by Snazzy Elle reviews
Inwardly he wondered how, over the years, he developed into Team Seven's assigned therapist. He really didn't get paid enough for this job. Kakashi-centric; Hints of SxS & NxH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Smile by Boriqua-chan reviews
"Because making me laugh is nothing—I laugh at anything—making me smile, however, that's another story." A story on why Sasuke loves Sakura. And the small little things that led up to it. cussing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
New Shoes by little.artist reviews
The perverted man smiled. "What is it?" "..." Another eye twitch. "Hn...what's...a blowjob?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Different Kind of Rock Star by Killing Me Softly Song Contest reviews
Bored and jaded accountant Bella Swan gets more than she bargained for when she meets mysterious "musician" Edward Cullen. Is he really the rock-god she imagines, or is his job a bit more colorful than that? Laughs and lemons. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Palm of My Hands by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 225,282 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Love Hating You by KRay Cullen reviews
EXTENDED ONE SHOT: Bella hates Edward and Edward hates Bella. What happens when they end up vacationing together with their four friends in Montana. Smut covered lemon filled yumminess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Orange by Deploringly reviews
So word is Sakura tried to heighten her make-out skills by practicing on an orange, and Sasuke's keen on finding out if it worked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Print Screen by the pink pastel reviews
Because a confession online under Sasuke's hacked account is Uchiha Sasuke's new way of saying that Uzumaki Naruto is an idiot, and whoever fell for that trap is an even bigger idiot than the blond himself. Unfortunately Karin didn't receive the memo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Who are you? by CherryXTomatto reviews
if you thought sasuke can't be confused, you thought wrong.he sure can.but to find out how he manged to make his mind clear, read the list he dedicated to sakura and find out. sweet one-shot about sasuXsaku love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by Fiercest reviews
In which Sakura answers an ad in the newspaper and finds herself sharing a bathroom with two men.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trick or Treat by xXFallen NightXx reviews
It's Halloween and everyones in costumes pretending to be who they're not. Beward for those hungry for a sweet treat. Oneshot. SakuXSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
We lost so much time by zoikoiroi reviews
She left me years ago"..."16 years!"..."What do you mean?"..."That boy could be your son, Sasuke".The chuunin exam won't be peaceful and boring anymore...Next generation sasusaku R&R XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Olive Juice by SarahCullen17 reviews
Because even Domward loves a little feisty disobedience. A BDSM comedy involving graphic lemons and one delicious spanking. This is not your typical D/s story, because here the characters actually laugh and tease. A lemony-sweet one-shot, rated M! AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flying by April Rane reviews
Twenty hours on a plane makes Bella a dull girl. Unless someone wants to play with her... Outtake from "Life and Death with the Original Succubus," but works as a standalone. Canon, Post BD, rated for inappropriate sexual activities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Late Night Call by i see the spark reviews
He told me about his ex-girlfriend. I felt happy that he trusts me but, I knew my chances to be with him are long gone. He was still caught up on her. SasuSaku. Sasuke and Sakura. AU fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Going, Gone and Coming Back With The Elements! by domdom456789 reviews
Sakura Haruno was the average girl Genin. She worried about her looks instead of her training. She heard her teammates talking about her saying that she was weak. So she leaves the village. "If they think I'm so weak they all have another thing coming!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H.
I Lost It! by little.artist reviews
Sakura couldn't bear to look at her friend any longer. He guessed correctly. She…had lost…the hearty pen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Organic Chemistry by Kayka reviews
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The things L and Light do at work by Applemonster reviews
L sat silently in front of his computer eating strawberries thickly dipped in chocolate sauce, Light would be here soon what happens when Light see's L do something he normally dosent see. YAOI & LEMON WARNING R&R ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Money by blockedthewriter reviews
Money: How Sometimes it Matters and Sometimes it Doesn't. What's a young girl to do when she needs money-and fast? Why sell her body to a noble, of course. And what a particularly blond, handsome noble, at that. A sweet, smutty oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
iloveyou five by Vampirette Knight reviews
Sakura never needed long professions of love or romantic evenings with him. She had long since forged those fantasies from her mind, deeming them useless and perhaps unfitting. But she was Sakura, and she would always be his. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When they meet by sweetcherrylemonade reviews
AU/ONESHOT/ They meet at a sharpener. / "Marry me." "…eh. Close enough."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Provocative Bella by temptingbella reviews
O/S. Bella's been naughty. Can the nerdy IT Tech that works in her office teach her a lesson?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Precious by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
She's his prisoner. He'll do whatever he wants with her, then everyone knows he'll throw her away like an old raggedy Ann. Except that she's his china doll. He loves her more than she'll ever get to know. She's his forever. She's his everything. For Rain!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nymphomania by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Haruno Sakura sells her body for information the same way Uchiha Sasuke was willing to give his over to Orochimaru; everything since then has gone downhill. So what happens when Sakura's next target is the rogue nukenin himself? Dark/Heavy Smut Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bullseye by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Sasuke looks, and this is what he sees. Sakura touches, and this is what she feels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wine and Lust by JennyVCullen reviews
Bella Swan was a nice, shy girl who knew a lot about wine. She never knew that her passion for the red, white and bubbly would help her to meet the man of her dreams. One shot... lemon... all that good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Talk by Pink Kunai reviews
"Oh, Blegh, you guys are talking about the bastard's sex life?" What else is there to talk about when Ino's in charge, Tenten's fueling it on, Sakura is the only one dating and Hinata is too innocent. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Do You Want by only.a.word.some.days reviews
a sasusaku oneshot, about what sakura really wants. totally unrealistic, ooc, and fluffy enough to make you gag...yum. well here you go small nejiten scene as well and mention of naruhina. rated T cause im to lazy to check the descriptions again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stargazers by truthlieslovestars reviews
Stars, stars, stars. Perhaps one day...I'll look at them with you. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tying a Knot on a Cherry Stem by Lerysakon reviews
One-shot Naruto says that tying a knot on a cherry stem is the ultimate test of a good kisser. The others don't believe it and Sasuke plans to disprove it. SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carnival by i see the spark reviews
The first time I met him was at a Carnival. Back then, we were total strangers to each other. That was until...I threw up on him. Ain't that a romantic beginning to a romantic story? Not. SasuSaku. Sasuke and Sakura. AU fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Called Being Observant by scribbles of madness reviews
In which Sasuke is secretly turned on. "Hey, Kakashi-sensei...what's that?" "Naruto, I believe it's the sky falling."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Girl, Good Girl by s2CherryBlossoms2 reviews
When bad girl Sakura is forced into the prestigious high school of Konoha High, she decides to act "sweet" for fun. But when a certain Uchiha discovers her real self and becomes interested...will fireworks fly or will they fizzle out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,215 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Very Handy Vending Machine by eddiebell69 reviews
Edward Masen is the hot security guard where Bella Swan works, and they are just friends, but things get hot and steamy on his birthday. 2nd Place Winner of the Gotta Love A Man in Uniform One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play My Song by Sharinganblossom reviews
It takes a man to play with your panties before you can compose a piece of music.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Half of my Heart by bubblefizz001 reviews
"And do you, Haruno Sakura, take Uzumaki Naruto as you lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" her throat suddenly felt awfully dry."I-I I'm sorry… I can't!" she said. Full story up. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retreating Haze by Ori reviews
He would marry her, but in turn, in some sort of twisted secret compromise, something like self punishment, he would abandon his original intentions. He would not use her, he would not even touch her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Divorce : A ONE shot by Zosie reviews
Bella is determined to get her divorce and move on ,now if she can just persuade Edward. M for lemon. Yes, only one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever by SasukeAndSakuraForever reviews
Sasuke and Sakura meet when they are little, and promise to be friends forever. But can Sasuke keep that promise if he leaves to Orochimaru? One-shot, MAYBE a two-shot. MAYBE. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spring and Winter by RandomnessGalore reviews
Because there has to be a reason spring follows winter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Afterschool Rhapsody by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Haruno Sakura—the resident sweetheart of Konoha High. Uchiha Sasuke—the somewhat 'nerdy' senior. What could possibly happen when the two are forced to spend a whole month alone together in afterschool detention? LEMON ALERT! Spur of moment fic, ATTEMPTED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Door Scandal by CelestialCircumference reviews
With the house to themselves, Sasuke invites Sakura over unaware that his brother has been entertaining some naughty thoughts about his girlfriend. SasuxSaku with a side of ItaxSaku. One-shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Intimacy Between Strangers by coconutmandarin reviews
They are complete strangers…yet they might as well be lovers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redemption Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
The scream was enough to rouse Sasuke from a deep, deep slumber – though what he was about to witness next was definitely NOT what he expected. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a Glass of Tea with the Uchiha's by nonowriting reviews
lemon, pwp, itasasu. reloaded after a parent-proof of my account
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
I really hope she is not just another dream by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
"Because if she is, then all these years of dreaming will seem surreal and I will not know where my heart had gone to," she smiled at him, and then laughed. "Wow, Sasuke-kun, I never knew this side of you", he smirked, he'll face the mocking for her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Smiley by KillerMay reviews
SasuSaku AU Sakura wonders what ever happened to that smiley boy she used to play with. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
HateCan Feel So Good by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Bella and Edward are married, but things aren't all rainbows and sunshine for the couple. Sexual frustrated and angry, what will Edward and Bella do? "You still hate me" "Yeah"..."because, hating you feels so damn good" MAJOR LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile for me my dear by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
Everything was going just fine, his hand was on her breast, her lips on his, the passion lingering in the air... until a certain dobe had to shout out, "Teme! Get your filthy hand away from my sister's chest!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Been to Hell And Back by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
He had never been appealed to torturing Women, he was an Uchiha and a proud one too. But when the aforementioned torture includes a moaning Sakura with her mouth closing and opening in pleasure, he just could not resist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do I Matter To You? by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
After a year of dating, Sakura feels like her relationship with Sasuke is going nowhere. She thinks that she's not that important to him, so she decided to break up with him...will Sasuke be willingly to give her up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wild Muskrat Luvin' by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi and Sasuke both have plans to seduce eachother. ItaSasu Yaoi. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,542 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Poison Study by Fiercest reviews
A reunion of sorts. It's been ten years and neither one of them has found their way home.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Me Hear You Screaming Just For Me by Akie-chan reviews
Ita/Sasu. "Let me help you wash Sasuke." Contains, uchihacest, yaoi, lemon, wet fetish, shower sex and a horny Itachi. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life is a game for love by mosherocks4 reviews
Sakura Haruno isn't a gamer girl but when her bestfriend Tenten tells her about a new game called Virtual Life, She suddenly gets hooked. Is it the game she likes or the knight in shinning armor she's interested in? SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,520 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somewhere In Brooklyn by KillerMay reviews
SasuSaku, AU Songfic He was waiting for a train, telling a girl with pink hair his life story. Oh Sasuke, didn't your parents teach you to not talk to strangers? Just look where's it gotten you. Looking for a nameless girl in Brooklyn.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover by cutelittleuchihagurl reviews
Sakura: School Nerd. Sasuke: School Bully. NightRave: Sakura's mysterious online bff. What happens when Sakura finds out who NightRave really is and what Sasuke isn't? Highschool fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,503 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wake up call Edward style by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
I had sooo much fun writing my last lemon...I couldn't help my self from writing another one, Bella falls asleep on Edward after coming home from the club...how does Edward repay her?...well you've have to read to find out.MAJOR LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Would You Mind by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Bella was horny as hell and needed Edward...she stumbles upon a song "Would You Mind" by: Janet Jackson. if you haven't heard this song before, i advise you to.AH/Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fetish for Blond by Sexy Aura reviews
Hinata seems to have a fetish for blond...YURI LEMON! Maybe a little OOC but with a purpose! A new chapter is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hinata H., Ino Y. - Complete
A Long Night by Infinity-formlesstree4 reviews
Sequel to Extracurricular Activities. Dawn and Cynthia get caught in a blizzard south of Snowpoint and take refuge in a small shack and find themselves with an unexpected guest.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Cynthia/Shirona
Extracurricular Activities by Infinity-formlesstree4 reviews
Dawn visits Cynthia in the Jubilife School after a teaching session and gets a lesson of her own.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
SorrySorrySorry by smallwoodlandplant reviews
"Sorry." "Sorry Sasuke-kun." "Sasuke-kun, Sorry." "I'm sorry." Sakura's apologizing to him for something, but he doesn't know what. SasuSaku : AU : One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life's Little Short Cuts by ThAtOnEkIdXD reviews
Sakura can't seem to catch a break from her boyfriend's difficult class. What will she do to get a good grade? Read and find out. SasuSaku, hints of ShikaIno. And there's a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Outfit by Kumiko-oneechan reviews
My opinion of what should of happened when Team 7 met at Orochimaru's hideout. Short one-shot, minor SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I know You miss me by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
As he tied the laces, he wondered what she was doing. And finally, when he saw her again, the buzzing stopped and he knew that he belonged no where else but beside her, and that's when she decided to speak her mind, "Oooh, Sasuke-kun you bad boy! I like".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Suggestive Advice by Cinma reviews
AU. Sakura gets offered homework help from all too willing classmates. Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
You Belong With Me by ughcharina reviews
Sakura loves Sasuke. Sauke is dating Karin. Sakura is Sasuke's best friend. Will Sakura win over Sasuke's heart? One-shot. First songfic. Song: You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spanking Sasuke by LookItUp reviews
SasuSaku So she stared... and Sasuke's butt couldn't feel any more uncomfortable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss by the inversed butterfly reviews
Sasuke and his friends made a bet that he couldn't steal a kiss from the clubs' DJ. What he doesn't know is that she's playing the same game as him. Based on a music video.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight to Midnight by WishingonaCullen reviews
Bella's friends couldn't spend any money on her for her birthday, so they didnt. What they did do for her changed her forever. What happens when Bella gets Mr. Right for 24 hours as a present? B/E AH M for multiple lemons! This is B-day present for Sarah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidents Happen by After17 reviews
It all started with an accident but she finally got noticed by the school stud. SxS ONESHOT AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Natural's Not in It by cherrytoes reviews
Flipping her hair to one side, her mouth half opened as she looked up from her book, she paused and said with a snip "what!" "I'm just looking." I countered, startled I was caught in mid-lurker gaze. Truth is, I wanted her to be mine. -oneshot- sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Repository by Iulia reviews
/Oneshot Collection/Chapter II/Let it Snow/SasuSaku/SlightSasuKarin/ Why did she just stop, frown, and brush past him without a single word? It was mind-boggling, inexplicable – and he wanted to know the reason behind it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by DramaDelicacy reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is in the list of Haruno Sakura's reasons on why she killed herself. There are 13 reasons and he must listen to them all. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,108 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thirteen Mistakes by DramaDelicacy reviews
His thirteen mistakes. It's not too late to fix them. xSasuxSakux .:Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taste of Snow by kunoichi's diary reviews
/It all tasted the same but Sakura frowned."Something's missing."/ SasuSaku Oneshot. A Non-massacre fic where everyone's happy-not to mention a fluffy one! :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reality by BelovedShadow reviews
NOT A YAOI, however there is a lil lime because of this clip thingy... anyway this is dedicated to my reviewers. Basically it's a silly one shot about Sasuke and Itachi reading some smutty fan fiction. It's not Yaoi but read up anyway xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
True Colours by BananaphoneBob reviews
After a very tough day, Sasuke finds relief in the unlikeliest of places. AU. Sasusaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Free For All by The Angel Of Ruin reviews
Summary inside!Sakura graduated top of her class but so did HE, everything SHE did HE did. but she wouldn't let him ruin her night no way in hell! SakuXSasu contains lemon! and some fluffiness 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete