Kuroi-Tsuruko
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Joined 06-12-10, id: 2400753, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hey everyone, welcome to my profile :)

If you want to know something about me, you can read the info...

INFO:

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Country: Czech republic ( that's a small state in the middle of Europe, for those who don't know)

Height: 168 cm

Weight: .:CENSORED:. (You guessed it, I'm fat)

Hair colour: Ginger (Red?) (HATE IT!!!!!)

Eye colour: Blue/grey/green and yellow in the middle

OK, well now you can imagine how do I look like...

Fav colour: Black/Grey/Deep violet

Hated colour: Pink (Seriously, how can ANYONE like it?)

Hobbies: Dance (Irish, Oriental, Ballet), Drawing, Writing, Singing, Acting, Sleeping, Make-up and Hairstyles, Playing various instruments (Accordion, Violin, Piano, Flute, Harp,...)

Motto: Memento mori.

I need coffee. NOW.

RECENTLY: I study a gymnasium and I plan to go to the University of Defence - Military medicine.

I am a Narutoniac.

I found my muse, but now she's having holiday.

I'm having holiday (YESSSS!), but I'm working in an office to buy myself things (like a tablet and pointe shoes...)

Now you can even imagine my personality (I'm a weird flegmatic with an inclination to depressions)

Well, if you want to know anything, let me know :)

X Kuroi-Tsuruko

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Public Relations by charlayla reviews
"He's blackmailing Malfoy and I into a relationship! And he's going to fire Malfoy and destroy my career if we don't!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,578 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sponge Bath by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Sakura never thought so much could happen whilst soaking in a hot sponge bath... GRAPHIC lemons, sponge implied foreplay, other 'bath implement' implied foreplay, various different positions, please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Great Switch by just-a-little-author reviews
"Twenty four students, or six from each house will be selected to spend their 8th year in a different house. This will help us put aside cultural and ethical beliefs that have separated us in the past." When returning for their 8th year in school, a new scheme devised by the acting Head Mistress will diffuse tension between houses... supposedly. Dramione, M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,930 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wish Fulfilment by Laurielove reviews
Everyone needs a treat at Christmas. But when you're a witch, magic sometimes brings you more than you bargained for. A Hobbit crossover treat featuring Hermione, a hot dwarf and a hot elf. Naturally. Mature readers, thank you.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,849 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Hermione G., Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil
Nothing But the Truth by MizukiYukiko reviews
Her arms locked around his shoulders before he could even register what she was doing. Burying her face in the crook of his neck, she whispered, "I'm so sorry that this happened to you." Itachi's eyes widened in shock; no one, not one person ever, had apologized to him. No one had ever viewed this as something that had happened to him. ItachiXSakura. 50shinobi theme #4. Innerdemons
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,161 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lemonaid by Yukiume reviews
CH.5: SASUSAKU-Home. Sakura reflects on the aftermath of war with a midnight swim in the lake and is joined by the one person she had build walls to keep out. Will she be able to find the healing her heart sorely needs? - LEMONAID is now a collection of SasuSaku/ItaSaku anthology oneshots. -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Slumber Party by SemperVenice reviews
Iruka goes to a Slumber Party with Anko. It's not what he expects... Kakairu. Rated M for mature themes. Sexy no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Seven Days of Seduction by PAN TRUNKS LOVER reviews
Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata are about to experience the biggest life changing events in the next seven days, as they take on a drastic, self-imposed mission which will demand the ultimate sacrifice... ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 128,491 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Sometimes Fantasies come True by Crimson Siyrean reviews
Kakashi tries to save an ally from an unknown kunoichi determined to use all her skills to complete her mission. Problem is, it turns out that kunoichi was Hinata and Kakashi just blew her assignment. But if that's all, then why can't they look at each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,730 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.
Bright Minds Think the Same by Calliope - Muse of epic poetry reviews
One usually says that bright minds think the same, but do they listen to their hearts - especially when the minds are as stubborn as those of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,186 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Marriage Law by Snape Savvy reviews
My twist on an SSHG marriage law fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Dictata Philologus by lilseli69 reviews
Sheldon is confused. This time, Penny is the teacher. Set after the season 3 breakup. Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am humbled to borrow these characters and have some fun. Please read and review! Rated M for sexual content and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
Why Me? by Aki666 reviews
Hinata and Sasuke volunteer to be subject to Naruto's new jutsu. Let's just say that didn't go to well and Sasuke and Hinata arn't going to be to happy with their new bodies. Sorry, I suck at summaries. Gender Bender, Cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,601 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Heard It In a Love Song by LynstHolin reviews
DRAMIONE While she and Ron are having a rough spot in their marriage, Hermione encounters a very flirtatious Draco Malfoy through her work with the Ministry. Sexy bits!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,476 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lust at First Sight by OhSnap501 reviews
Hinata goes to a bar to drink herself into a coma because Naruto is engaged to Sakura. instead she gets super sexy, bad ass Gaara. AU, SUPER lemon! VERY graphic! not sure about continuation, complete for now
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Losing an apartment, Gaining a house key by FaeQueen84 reviews
Is Naruto living with Sakura? smutty fluff. Rated for sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr Jasper's Cadenza by Laurielove reviews
Over a year after the disappearance of his nephew, John Jasper finds his passion for Rosa undiminished. And it seems she may now be seeing him through new eyes. An 'Edwin Drood' story. John Jasper/Rosa Bud. M content and readers accordingly, please.
Charles Dickens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Collide by RZZMG reviews
It began with a collision... and became the hottest tumble of Hermione Granger's life! A story of wishes influencing ritual magic & a happily-ever-after accompanied by crazy, wild kisses. Hermione x Charlie Weasley. Hot shag! 2011 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. Story nominated for "BEST HERMIONE" in the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,064 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble by Subversa reviews
After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,483 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gelato by LiraWM reviews
The icecream was never this hard to get and taste: KakashiAnko, KakaAnko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,503 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kakashi H., Anko M.
Willing Spirit, Willing Flesh by Laurielove reviews
While working alone in the library one stormy night, Hermione senses she is being watched. But even she is unprepared for who, or rather what, that person is and how she reacts to him. Hermione/Salazar Slytherin. One-shot. M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Safe and Sound by gnrkrystle reviews
Songfic. Hermione and Draco form a relationship in the middle of war. One-shot. Mild M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Prison Story by YouStoleMySocks reviews
Featuring stereotypical orange jumpsuits, unrealistic prison cells, a rag doll, an albino, and a blowjob from hell. An AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Arrangement by Laurielove reviews
When a prisoner is allowed no other visitors and no gifts, what can be offered to him in exchange for information? Hermione and Lucius come to a very personal arrangement, but will it develop into more than they bargained for? M readers only. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Until next Halloween by assassi reviews
He must have blacked out, because when he woke up Hidan was gone.And Genma was alive. The only one alive on that haunted train, left in the middle of the bridge. Shiranui Genma, aged 27, had just survived his first real hellish Halloween/ HARD Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Genma S., Hidan - Complete
And the rest by scarsgirl reviews
All Draco wanted was to get through his 8th year with as few entanglements as possible. This is a sequel to my first story "Day in Court."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Man Unfathomable by Laurielove reviews
Already struggling with her feelings for Lucius Malfoy, a breakthrough in her magic brings to life a man who forces Hermione to re-appraise her life and her needs. LM/HG/Captain Hook. M content. If you don't normally give crossovers a go, I hope you will trust me on this one. I sincerely hope it is not contrived. A personal favourite of mine.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,639 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Captain Hook, Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Against the wall with Lucius Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
Once again, I ran out of space. The full title of this is 'Miss Granger ... up against the wall ... with Lucius Malfoy' and like the other story in this series it does what the title says. Enjoy. Older readers only, please. LM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Dangerous Games by lollipop-mania reviews
Love played dangerous games with feelings, games Shikamaru didn't know how to win. He'd had his shot, and now, he'd lost it. Entry for ShikaTema Summer Fest '11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Hinata6 reviews
He knew this day would happen sooner or later. It was only a matter of time. And what luck does he have when his wife is nowhere to be found. "Well daddy? Where do babies come from?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hello There, Shikamaru by FanficMonster101 reviews
"Good morning, Nara." It was just one night...right? It wouldn't happen again...Poor Shikamaru. He wouldn't know love if it hit him with a giant steel fan. Shikatema.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
I'm No Party Animal Pt2 by Tsuzuku reviews
Part 2 of a previous KakaHina one shot. They've been seeing each other for a year, but it was just a "forbidden love" after all. Rated M for smut and some language. KakaHina Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Debauchery by LoveShinobi-Angelv reviews
Sakura's a very, very naughty girl. -Warning. EXTREME Sexual Content and some Yaoi. Pure smut-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Anbu training by cloud9strife reviews
Sasuke has come back and is finally eligible to take the Anbu test. He just has one obstacle he must pass... Hinata x Sasuke x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Endowed by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
"Don't you want to find out if the Uchiha brothers are well endowed?""I lost interest after Itachi.""The Sakura I know would jump at the chance to explore Sasuke's genes in a heart beat""Urgh, now I have a picture of Uchiha Sasuke naked in my head!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prize by A Bonehead reviews
The demon aided the Hyuuga Branch in their opposition against the main house and in return he gets to choose his prize.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Stay by FanficMonster101 reviews
Maybe she only desired freedom, something that her clan, Naruto, and Konoha could never provide. She has given Sasuke her first time, because she loves him in a dark, fake, beautiful kind of way. ::SasuHina::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by HinaHyuga reviews
It all started with a innocent game of truth or Dare. Rated M Because of sexual content. You were warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Random Sexy Humor by narutokyuubi1456787 reviews
funny as hell humor by the way the guy parts are naruto and the girl parts are fem. kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
I'm No Party Animal by Tsuzuku reviews
Hinata gets drunk for the first time at Ino's birthday bash... and Kakashi is there to make sure she gets home safe. One-shot. Rated M for some language and smuttiness. Kaka/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Growing by SaccharineGray reviews
"It's okay," she consoled. "Naruto's is still smaller." Sakura, Sasuke, and a hot spring-what could go wrong? Oh, that's right. Everything. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Severus Snape Revealed, Shorts by CreativeWritingMinor reviews
Some of these short-stories will have nothing to do with my Revealed series, but will still use my Snape, with the history that I created for him from my other series. Some stories will tie directly to Revealed, this may be the way the series ends up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,936 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Lucius Malfoy, Love God or Lucius Takes a Dip by Laurielove reviews
Like I said, Lucius takes a dip. A parody, spoof, whatever you want to call it. A good example of how not to write, but if you want to read it I suppose it's LM/HG and, yes, it has some M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Size Matters by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Ginny W., Hannah A. - Complete
I loathe you too, Darling by KathAdrian reviews
Severus Snape can't seem to get along with Hermione Granger, the new Transfiguration teacher. It's obvious to every one in the castle: these two hate each other, or do they? SSHG, Rated M for Sexual Content, R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Amplexus Himeri by Sicala reviews
Hermione has been hit with the Amplexus Himeri - Embrace of Desire - curse, which can only be lifted by release through her greatest desire - which happens to be the voice of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Elope to Iwa by HellArious reviews
A fake engagement and three months of training with a certain Hyuga prodigy all goes down the drain for Sakura when Neji is too injured to continue on the mission. With a war right around the corner a new fiancé must be made in the form of Kakashi Hatake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,277 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Questionable Practice by Infusiion reviews
Hermione is seeking pain relief but the gentleman in the white coat is not who she was expecting. Post-Hogwarts, AU, EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bittersweet by Lisea18 reviews
When Naruto gets married, Hinata finally understand her love will always be one-side. As she enters Anbu she learns to know Sasuke and discovers they have a lot more in common than meets the eye. SasukeHinata. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,800 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sugar High by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba likes licking spatulas. Ino's baking a cake. You do the math. Enough sugar and WAFF to make you want to visit the dentist. Kiba-centric. Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
Stuck by Laurielove reviews
Heat. Mechanical failure. And two people who are supposed to hate each other. Interesting. LM/HG one-shot birthday request! M readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Interrogator by LunarSkies2383 reviews
Anko Mitarashi can be a fierce interrogator. But concerning a certain dog she'll make him bark before the day is done.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
To Feel Alive by Warrior and Scholar reviews
Kakashi loses a partner on a mission. Kakashi is hurt by the loss can Anko help him to feel alive? R&R Rated: M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Monsters by FateWorseThanDeath reviews
M to be safe. Twoshot. Murder is murder, and it leaves a stain on the soul. If you kill, you don't kill a target. You kill a mother, a father, a sister, a brother, a friend. And in return, you sow the seeds of hatred in the ones who survive them. R&R plz
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Christmas Story by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Christmas vacation consists of chastity vows, strip poker, shady gifts, and disturbing revelations. NaruIno, SasuHina, NejiTenten, GaaraSaku, ShikaTema. High school. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Neji H.
The Boy Next Door by sunaprincess7 reviews
Living in a one bed-roomed flat surrounded by two exceptionally good-looking guys on either side isn't as much fun as Temari thought it'd be. Especially when one's smart, funny and sweet. And the other's shirtless. Shika x Tema x Hidan. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 199 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Beg! by spirited curiosities reviews
She wanted him badly enough to surrender her pride. Even Temari cannot resist the irresistible, no matter how hard she tries. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - [Temari, Hidan] - Complete
It's Better This Way by vxwife reviews
No relationship. No ties. No feelings involved. It's better this way. RATED M. Pure smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Because of Rain by SakuOfTheD3ad reviews
Kakashi's been watching her and she knows he has. But what happens when her house leaks? Will she go to him? Rated M for many reasons. One shot! Kakashi/Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Improper by nooziewoozie reviews
Hinata was eighteen, squeamish, and clad in nothing but a black minidress, red satin pumps and the shreds of her dignity. --A nightclub, a margarita, and a push-up bra. NejiHina. EDIT: Rating upped because there is more groping, as groping is always fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Requiem for the Dead by The Demonic Ninjas 3 reviews
After Hayate’s Death, Yugao is fueled by a morbid desire for vengeance. Unable to control this passion, Yugao is falling into a chasm of insanity, but one man will not let her fall. Can Kakashi help Yugao regain her ANBU pride as well as reclaim her life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Yugao U., Kakashi H.
Laundry Nite by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] It's laundry night for Ino, and she gets a sudden surprise in the form of sweat-slicked, half-naked Kiba. Yum. Ino/Kiba, Ino-centric. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
The Perfect Gentleman by Jaggarte x reviews
Hinata and her teammates are to stay at Kakashi's for the night, with Kakashi of course. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rainy Day by Mayet reviews
Kakashi x Yuugao There was an odd feeling of pieces falling into place between them... R&R, please! I don't own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Yugao U. - Complete
When I said I Do by Alyondria reviews
Tsunade has a problem the village needs more future shinobi, so she gives some of her shinobi a mission, get married and have lots of babies, when she matches them up things get interesting. Mature Graphic Content & Crack Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,031 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthday's in the Bathroom by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] It's Ino's birthday and she's uspset because nobody could remember and she's all alone. But, her teacher remembers. Lemonade.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Asuma S., Ino Y. - Complete
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Sir, yes sir! reviews
Hinata decides to change herself, but Tsunade twists her idea into something very different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.
Never let go reviews
Just a short story of desperation...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Yugao U., Kakashi H. - Complete