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Rocky road to love
by Sine amore nihil est vita reviews
Get engaged…then go on a first date. Follow Lucius & Narcissa on their unconventional road towards love. Enter into the circles of the social elite. A world with an evil step mother,parental tyranny, a pervy older wizard & a knight in shining armour
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,146 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11h - Published: 12/1/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
I Wish I Weren't the President
by Kaarina Helvete reviews
Who exactly is Rufus Shinra? What happened to make him the cold-hearted, fear-mongering president that he is in FFVII? That's not his true face, I say. He's got a heart, and I'll show it to you. Rated T for violence and strong language, I think.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Rufus
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy
by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
by Devientity reviews
Series of oneshots. #8 Murtagh and Thorn travel and slowly, they accept who they are.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh, Thorn
Nice Job, James
by BlueMusicLove reviews
James Potter finds a spell that sends him, Remus, Sirius, and Lily into the future twenty years. Later, when Fred II tosses a time turner to James II, it falls to the floor, sending them thirty years in the past. Apparently, there's a curse that follow the name 'James' everywhere... (Second story!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - James P., James S. P.
Why L isn't Good Boyfriend Material
by Beryl Bloodstone reviews
Because we should know better. Join the slightly delusional character known as O in this silly "investigation" as she assumes the position as L's girlfriend because someone needs to identify with her pain. Slightly crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,674 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - L - Complete
by Reese-36 reviews
When Draco Malfoy hatches a plan to make Ron Weasley notice Hermione Granger, will it be an unquestionable success? Or will it lead them into a totally different direction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,400 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shackled By Blood
by purplehairedwonder reviews
After the battle at Gil'ead, Murtagh and Thorn struggle with Galbatorix's power over them. But when Roran is captured by the Empire, Murtagh and Thorn must decide once and for all where their loyalties lie.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,940 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Murtagh, Roran
by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
A collection of things Itachi Uchiha has learned from or about his younger brother, ranging from funny to random to serious. Various other characters enter sporadically. NO shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,527 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
L What If Parody
by Ratt9 reviews
What if L wanted to become a two headed monster? What if L has identity crisis? What if L discoveres the wonders of Vegas? What if L watches James Bond? What if L goes skydiving with Light and Misa? Find out that and others! Crackfic. O.O.C. Slightly A/U
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L
by Chinky123 reviews
drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
To Sort a Slytherin
by Slytherin Head reviews
Come in and take a look at the conversations Severus Snape, Millicent Bulstrode,Pansy Parkinson and other characters had with the Sorting Hat before they were sorted in to Slytherin.Written for the "Conversation with a hat" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sorting Hat
Oh, Them Four!
by swimdiva87 reviews
A lovely jumble of stories from the infoumas Marauders! These are their days as teens when they were just friends. There does not happen to be any sort of order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Things Hogwarts Students Are Not Allowed To Do
by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
A list of things Hogwarts Students are not allowed to do. no slash. These will include lists for James, Sirius, Snape, Remus, and if you give me a suggestion I'll try to do that one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
The Slytherin Hero
by LongLiveInsanity1 reviews
"Theodore was beginning to get annoyed. Here he was, trying to kill himself in peace, but no. Malfoy had to show up and ruin it." 'Slytherin hero' is a rather... oxymoronic term, after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Theodore N., Draco M. - Complete
She's Just Not Into You
by BelleOfSummer reviews
She told him she loved him, he told her she was ugly. Eleven years later, he changed his mind; but Hermione Granger never forgets. Karma is such an awful foe. *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,233 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Shrubbery and Frocks
by MissHydraZen reviews
"I am a Greengrass. We are not only pure of blood, but noble and poised. And I am quite the fail if I do say so myself." Astoria is attending the party of the year. It's a very sophisticated occassion. Too bad she's absolutely bonkers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
by Leigh Adams15 reviews
Lucius had never cared for staring at the night sky, but if he could see that look on her face, he would make an exception.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Road to Love
by RoseScor90 reviews
When Draco entered the detention chamber for the first time in his life, he never thought he'd meet his wife there. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The Truth of the Matter
by BirdG reviews
What is a nice girl like Asteria Greengrass doing with the likes of Draco Malfoy? Their relationship as seen by others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Ferret Boy and the Mouthy Little Brat
by Ash Light reviews
"He won't miss her, of course; it's only out exhaustion from his mother's nagging that he even puts up with the child after all. And she's only a little girl." Snippets of Draco Malfoy and Astoria Greengrass surviving alongside each other. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Perfect In Her Own Right
by raindrop13 reviews
Draco/Astoria: Their first meetings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Seven Kisses That Scarred Me For Life
by brujon reviews
...In a good way? Astoria Greengrass's seven kisses for the Seven Kisses Challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Draco M., Theodore N., Astoria G. - Complete
by meganoodledoodle reviews
Kadaj has come back to life and he doesn't know where he is or what he's doing there, will he find all his brothers? and will they ever be a family?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
by JackRabbit361 reviews
SasuxOC She belonged to a family that she never knew she had. His was taken from him at an age all too soon. Their pasts are intertwined. What will the future hold for them? Follows the Manga. Has lots of humor too!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,006 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Turning the Wheel of Fortune
by Alina Larin reviews
DMHG story AU HBP. Also includes HarryFleur, BZGD and SSOC in later chapters. Wizarding politics and family relations mixed with a healthy amount of romance. Hermione has been scheming and there is noone better to help her than a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,202 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Diaphanous reviews
Sets of drabbles. Zack is odd. Angeal can only watch.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Non-massacre. When fans begin to drool over little Uchiha Sasuke, the Uchiha Clan gets real immature. Featuring a freaked-Out Fugaku, murderous Mikoto, protective Itachi & Shisui, and a whole clan of overprotective Sharingan-wielding shinobis. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,937 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
by POP-BubbleGum-POP reviews
What would happen if Sakura loved to sing Karaoke and Hinata was obsessed with Facebook? And Tenten was far too protective over her teddy bear and Ino was against mornings …What if Temari was planning to rule the world? Aw. Read and find out :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,070 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CrossWorlds Part One The Beginning
by Xiaahandrus reviews
Naruto characters living in my house, a high school girl war, and then I get sent to the past Naruto world... What else can go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,288 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
In Which Tobi and Hidan Discover I'm a Banana
by Lil' DeiDei reviews
The reason the Akatsuki no longer allow Tobi and Hidan anywhere near a computer. Crackfic. No pairings. I kick ass at writing summaries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
When Sasuke Comes Home
by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
AU. After three years, Sasuke returns home to his friends, not sure what to expect. Both Naruto and Hinata have their own moments of freaking out, and lemonade and a pillow make appearances.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Heart Wants
by Xardion reviews
Hinata and Sakura talk briefly about their love interests. Oneshot. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
Chirp like a Chocobo
by sapphireDoG reviews
Never take a bet. And hope the your friends NEVER find out.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The House that Built Zack
by LadyNightRunner reviews
After all the muss and fuss surrounding resurrections and rebuilding and forming a functional family unit, Zack has one thing he needs to do, to be at peace with himself; he is going back, to Gongaga.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
Parody no Jutsu!
by TeenageNeko reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,002 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Gaara, Akatsuki
Guess How Much I Love You
by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
Sasuke tries to show his brother how much he loves him, and Itachi promptly retaliates. Nothing more then brotherly love, kind of sad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Quote for the Perfect Couple
by ReNeVIerE07 reviews
CLoti. summary is inside. please read.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
by santeria reviews
Draco Malfoy deals with grief in a strange way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
by LiLiKun18 reviews
A collection of sweet oneshots, about when the Wammy boys were little. No romance, just cuteness and later on sadness. NO AU! HURRAY
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - L, Near - Complete
31 Ways to Annoy Murtagh
by mirifaery reviews
31 ways to get Murtagh seriously pissed at you. Do not do these unless you want to see a very angry Murtagh : . Also, they are just entertaining. Rated T because...it just probably should be.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Murtagh - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear!
by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5903 - Favs: 9,197 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Warning: Blonds Cause Yellow Light
by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Side-story to my Akatsuki Gamer Trilogy. Naruto and Deidara learn the consequences of touching an Uchiha's PlayStation 3 when said owners are not around. Itachi is not amused. Sasuke wants to just plain hang them. Crack! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black, White and Grey All Over
by 0TerrorInABox0 reviews
Tifa finds herself all alone at the Gold Saucer on Enchantment Night. She decides to go to Round Square and get on the Gondola ride to watch the fireworks, but ends up getting stuck in a Gondola cart with none other than Rufus Shinra. One-shot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Tifa L., Rufus - Complete
by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Sequel to: Of Tape and Limited Editions. Yes, Itachi is very generous...to his brother anyway...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Bonding Goes Wrong
by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Itachi and Deidara seem to be getting along a little too well to be considered normal. So Kisame and Sasori investigate on what the two youngest members of Akatsuki do locked up for hours on end. Hilarity ensues. Might Re-edit later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
He did, she did
by Free The Dancing Llamas reviews
He broke one of her beer glasses, so she broke his wheelchair. He left her tied to a bar stool, so she left him tied to a bed. Short drabble one-shot. Rufus x Tifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Rufus, Tifa L. - Complete
Gaia's Next Top Model
by Secret Epoch reviews
Why did Tifa cut and dye her hair in Advent Children? She got a makeover on Gaia's next top model the reality show of course. Discontinued...sorry
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Tifa L., Rufus
by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
The Better Man
by FerrumVigro reviews
Ten facts/moments in the life of Scorpius Malfoy. Very random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures
by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
To Heal a Broken Heart
by Tishannia reviews
An unexpected situation arises and two very different people find themselves pushed together. Willingly or unwillingly? [ Rufus & Tifa, multichap., COMPLETE ]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,133 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Rufus, Tifa L. - Complete
If I Ever Stop Laughing, I'm Dead
by x-aj-x reviews
5 years after Deathly Hallows, George catches someone paying their respects, but why? ONESHOT DH SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Our Double Edged Blade
by DreamingIce reviews
Love is a double edged blade: healing and decline, joy and pain. Selena and Morzan done to 50 themes. Done for the 1sentence community on LJ.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - [Selena, Morzan] Murtagh - Complete