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I once looked up life in a hand dictionary. You would think that it would be missing, because no one knows the meaning of life, so why was it written? And, more importantly, why did it claim life was merely existance? That, on the most basic terms, we were here to exist, then spontaneously stop... How does one stop existance? I then looked up death, but that wasn't included. Why, when scientists and religous leaders all over the world spend extensive periods of time pondering the meaning of life, would it be in a dictionary, when the bitter opposite is left out. Because is death really the end? Or do we exist and never stop, being born-no, being sent to a fresh start with void concousness in a repetitve cycle? Can you stand on your head?~Black Cheshire ...SERIOUS MOMENT END
I once looked up life in a hand dictionary. You would think that it would be missing, because no one knows the meaning of life, so why was it written? And, more importantly, why did it claim life was merely existance? That, on the most basic terms, we were here to exist, then spontaneously stop... How does one stop existance? I then looked up death, but that wasn't included. Why, when scientists and religous leaders all over the world spend extensive periods of time pondering the meaning of life, would it be in a dictionary, when the bitter opposite is left out. Because is death really the end? Or do we exist and never stop, being born-no, being sent to a fresh start with void concousness in a repetitve cycle?
Can you stand on your head?~Black Cheshire
...SERIOUS MOMENT END
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you every day.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
When there's a will...I want to be in it.
If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess, AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Sangorulz(in school while wearing heels...clutz), AmethystDreamer (I run into things alot.) Seekerchick (sigh yes, yes i have), Bookworm81818(unfortunatly, i do this very often), Stormypoodle (I also have done this), Rowena of Naxen (and peole laughed...), gilandaliceforever, Black Cheshire (I do this everyday... and get laughed at everyday... by my mother...everyday)
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
L Mello and Ryuk... oh thats a really weird combo... at least it wasnt Light and L or Mello and Near... THAT would be odd.
Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!
1. Lelouch Lamperougue (Code Geass)
2. Near (Death Note ((we love you Near))
3. Ikuto (Shugo Chara)
4. Hei (Darker than BLACK)
5. Alucard (Hellsing)
6. Alice (Pandora Hearts)
7. Toph (Avatar the Last Airbender)
8. Ceil Phantomhive (Black Butler)
9. C.C. (Code Geass)
10. Suou (Darker than BLACK)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
“I know you spend all night out, but I just folded 1000 paper cranes with YOUR sister. Peace. Out.”
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Mocking Nearà*Twirls hair* “Well the probability that I will respond positively to this is approximately 100.00%...”
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
sing-song voice* Pervert!
4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
NOOO!!! WHY, HEI?! WHY!?!?!?!
5 cooked you dinner?
“Hello, yes, I would like to order take-out please.” Vampires+cooking=disaster
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
steals giant scythe* YESSSS!
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
IM AN EARTHBENDER! *5 minutes later* ohhhhh, no I’m not. No im not.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
So Sebastian finally realized that he can snap your neck like a twig.
9 made fun of your friends?
tugs on sleeve* hey CCccccc…? Can I haz geeeeaassss pweeeez?
10 ignored you all the time?
Get revenge by putting her face against a copy machine, making millions of copies of her!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
He’ll run for about 2 feet, start gasping for air, then realize that it’s not convenient.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Call the SPK for new travel arrangements because hes never traveled alone before. Oh, my leg? He may glance at it. Maybe.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Smut Mangas. Thaaaaanks perv.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Well his Black Reaper coat is bulletproof… whos to say its not fireproof?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Right anime, wrong person. And I think alice would probably ask what marriage is.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Slap me on the back way too hard and tell me to suck it up.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
“Sebastian, silence her.” “Yes, my Lord.” “Wait, wait, whoa, lets not be hasty!”
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Gives me geass. *tournament* “Lose” “Yes, master”
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Stare at me blankly “mommy, contractors scare me.”
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Well your both emotionless and creepy…
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
cough* Ikuto. Shirt on please.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Near will remain emotionless and creepy instead of compete for cc. cc will remain emotionless and creepy. And hei will remain dejected, emotionless, and creepy.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Alice and Alucard… hmmmm….. interesting…
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
So Sharon already taught you how to play the field? Impressive.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Toph! You can see!
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Don’t worry Ceil, you have a contract with Sebastian, Im sure he’ll be your boyfriend!
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
….wait, why a bagel? No, shes trying to kill me because I keep stealing her pizza.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Until she gets enough money so she can run from Hei (which she never does… so forever!)
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
Its either really depressing or the audio tape of a war meeting.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
I’ve had theories that they’re both emo so…
3 told 6 she started her period.
Me: “You may wanna go to the doctor…” Alice: “whats that?”
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
“Sorry, CC! it got caught on my cable *snickers*”
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
“So the FREAK chip got to you too, huh?”
6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
Ikuto chuckles and records it all on his phone to be posted on youtube later. Alice will most likely nickname Near ‘manservant’ for the rest of his life.
7 got high.
Duck and weave, boys. Duck. And. Weave.
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
“I only cross dressed once! ONCE! I am NOT an actual girl!” sure, ciel. Suuuuure.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?
Hmmm… Lelouch spills soda on CC… cc will then tell Nunally and everyone at school that Lelouch is…(cue duh duh duhhh moment) engaged to Suzaku.
10 starts working at a bar.
Oooh… that’s not gonna turn out good… see her power is a giant gun… under the influence of alcohol
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
WTF?!?!?! LELOUCH IS PREGNANT FROM NEAR?!?!?! I mean, I always thought Lelouch was a tad girly but this is extreme
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Ikuto… swimming… yes.
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Hei. So totally Hei. He eats like a machine.
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
Blood and Guns. Not necessarily in that order.
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
So… Lelouch… world domination… you think I could get in on that???
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
Eat pizza and watch behind a bush as Toph is shot with Suou’s giant gun.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
Cyber chat with the Queen of England.
On December 13th, it was death note character Mello, or Mihael Keehl's 21st birthday. Because I am weird, I happen to own a pair of pleather pants. Because I am weird, I wore them to school that day along with my leather coat and loads of black eyeliner. Apparently, I looked like Adam Lambert. Looks like we both get mistaken for the opposite gender, Mello.
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