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Author has written 21 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Suite Life series, iCarly, Bridge to Terabithia, Twilight, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Harriet the Spy series.

Hey what's up. Mm... so I guess welcome to my profile and I miss you guys in Cape Town. I'll see you soon.

Yo whats up. It's me DaniPeace. You might know me from my reviews and now... I finally have an Account!!!!!!! Oh and if you know a publisher and you really think my stories are good then PM me, k? So here's my details.

My Profile pic is of Renesmee, this is the girl that will act for her on Breaking Dawn.

Name: Just call me Calista or Dani.

Fave TV shows: Avatar:the last airbender, Danny Phantom(DannyxSam), Ben 10: Alien Force and Sonny with a chance(DannyxSam), The original Yu-Gi-Oh!(Joey's MINE), Teen Titans (Raven is my HERO! and BB is awesome) Code Lyoko (UlrichxYumi!), TDI/TDA and a ton of others i forgot.

My crush: Let's just call them Tyler.

Ambition: Author (obviously).

Languages: Afrikaans (have you heard of it?) and English (obviously).

Fave movie: Spiderwick chronicles, Bridge to Teribithea,

The Harry Potter collection and The Narnia Chronicles.

Sex: Most definitely female

Favorite Movie Actress: Ashley Tisdale



Twilight: New Generation Werewolf style.

Ben 10 Alien Swarm.

That's as far as I have right now but I'm defiantly going to get more. I just need some inspiration.

Favorite pairings:











Things I learned in life:

Don't touch stray dogs (You might just get bite and taken to the HOSPITAL for rabies. Not good.)

Don't cross the road when an old women tells you to (You'll get knocked over by a bicycle).

Don't run too fast in a jungle gym (You might get your head stuck).

Yeah I know I've had a lot of bad luck sometimes but that's what makes me stronger.

OK I'm a imaginative brown haired, green-eyed girl who loves Spiderwick.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me.

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Tell the truth and run.

Silence is golden but ductape is silver.

When I'm at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if his Scar Senses are tingling.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

Everyday Life
Take this survey

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? A Shark

3. Who's your favorite redhead? Victoria from Twilight.

5. Last book you read? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azcaban

6. Describe your mood. I'm tired.

7. Describe the last time you were injured? When I sprained my ankle jumping off a hill (No I wasn't trying to commit suicide.)

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Miriam or Dylan. ( My BFFL or my Crush)

9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock concert

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? A picture of ME!!!

11. Favorite Soda? Coke

12. What type of shirt are you wearing? Pajamas top.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation: Boat

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theaters? Eclipse.

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: David Archuleta, Taylor Lautner, Luke Benward, Josh Hutcherson, Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber.

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake? Chocolate Cake

17. What did you have for dinner last night? Fish (Where I live there are no Snoek. Durban sucks)

18. Look to your left, what do you see? My computer tower.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

No.20. Favorite toy as a child? My soccer ball (BTW I Am still a kid so that is still is my fave toy)

21. Do you buy your own groceries? No (STILL A KID)

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? I guess so. So what?

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms? Its been a while

24. Whats your favorite fruit? Watermelons and Strawberries

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? No.

26. Do you like running long distances? Sometimes depends on my mood.

27. Have you ever eaten snow? Yes it's just ice.

28. What color are your bedsheets? Red, Black and white

29. Whats your favorite flower? Roses

30. Do you do ballet? No and I never want to.

31. Do you listen to classical music? Sometimes

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? Ben 10. (Remember Miriam?)

34. What temperature is it outside right now? Mild.

35. Do people consider you smart? Yes I guess so.

36. How many piercings do you have? Nothing.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? Yes LOL

39. How do you feel about your family? They're the best. (And I miss them so much)

40. Do you have an iPod? Nope

41. What time do you go to bed? On week days 8:30

42. What CD is currently in your CD player? Justin Bieber's cd.

43. What movie do you know every line to? The Spiderwick Chronicles, Twilight and New Moon.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing? Italian

45. What do you want for Christmas this year? A telescope, a real photographer's camere or a drum set.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? My cousin (London)

47. Do you like hugs? Yeah I guess.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? When I did my English oral.

49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? When they say Chantelle instead of Chante'. (Deaf people)

3. Who will fill this survey out after you? How the hell should I know?

4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? My gran.

5. Do you love anyone? My Family and friends of course.

6. Are you happy? Most of the time

7. Where was the last place you went shopping? Pavillion mall.

8. How do you feel about your hair? I don't really care about my hair. (My hair is irritating)

10. Last thing you ate/drank? Milo cereal.

11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now? Back home in Cape Town. (Miss you guys)

12. Do you have any pet peeves? When Girls get jealous just because you're talking to their EX. (Yeah I'm talking about you, Caitlin)

13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? My heart shaped necklace.

15. Do you like math? I HATE it! but I'm really good at it for the most part.

19. Favourite soccer team? Liverpool, Barcelona, Brazil, Portugal, Ghana and Bafana Bafana.

21. Last restaurant you went to? Spur ;-D.

22. Who was the last person to call you? Miriam.

23. What’s your sign? Capricorn

24. Do you have a favorite number? 11

26. What do you spend the majority of your money on? Books.

27. Where does your family live? In a House! Duh.

28. Are you an only child or do you have siblings? Only Child

32. Whats your favorite color? Red

41. Last time you saw your parents? Mom- 1 hour ago (She's at work), dad-1hour ago (He's sleeping)

42. Do you have any talents? Writing (Duh) oh and dancing (Sorta)

43. Ever been in a wedding? Yes I was the ring girl in my aunt's wedding.

45. Last movie you watched? Bakgat 2.

46. Are you missing anyone at the moment? Yes my family in Cape Town. (Love you guys)

47. Did you take a nap today? Nope (But I did yesterday)

49. Ever been on a cruise? No (I wish)

50. Did you notice number 40 was missing? Yes. And 33, and 34, and 35 and... LOL.

52. Do you have any wealthy friends? Nope.

53. Ever met anyone famous before? I wish. lol.

54. Favorite actor? Nathan Kress

55. Favorite actress? Jennette McCurdy.

57. Could you handle being in the military? Yeah way easy.

58. Are you hungry or thirsty? Both.

59. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonald's and KFC. (MMM... Corneto and Krushers. LOL)

62. Do you own a camera phone? Yes.

64. Do you believe in Karma? Not really sort of.

65. Can you speak any other languages? If Afrikaans counts then yes. English and Afrikaans. And I'm learning Zulu in my new school and trying to teach myself Spanish. (Miriam you better learn alot of languages too if you still wanna travel the world)

79. Do you have your wisdom teeth? yes

80. Favorite place to be? Hermanus or Cape Town.

81. Have you been to New York City? no

82 Favorite sit down restaurant? Macdonalds.

83. Ever been to Disney Land? No

84. Do you have a favorite cartoon character? Zuko on Avatar: The last airbender.

85. Last thing you cooked? Ugh... (I don't really cook)

86. How is the weather today? Mild-ish.

87. Do you email? Yes. (I email all my BFFL's)

88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill? From my bff Miriam.

92. Do you drunk dial/text? Nope

93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? Hugged with it.

94. What is the best city in the state that you live in? Cape Town or Durban.

96. Did you just die? What do you think?

97. Are you bored right now? Really bored.

98. Last concert you went to? Skouspel.

99. What do you think about before you go to bed? idk. lol. I listen to music before I go to bed

What are your plans for tomorrow? Stay home and play computer.

80 random questions.

Whats your middle name? Jessica but call me Jesse*

How big is your bed? Double bed

What are you listening to right now? Too late to listen to music says parents

What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 3126

What was the last thing you ate? Soup.

Last person you hugged? My daddy.

How is the weather right now? Cold and rainy.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Chelsea My cousin.

What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? Their Eyes

Favorite type of Food. Italian

Do you want children? Sort of.

Do you drink? Nope

Hair color? Brown.

Eye colour? Green.

Do you wear contacts/glasses? I have Glasses

Favorite holiday? Tie between Christmas.

Favorite Season? Summer

Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Not yet.

Last Movie you Watched? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

What books are you reading? Harry Potter series.

Piercings? My ears are pierced but I took my earrings out.

Favorite Movie?Bridge to Teribithea, The Spiderwick series, The Narnia series and Twilight:New moon.

Favorite college football Team? Don't think so.

What were you doing before filling this out? Updating my profile.

Any pets? 1

Dogs or cats? Dog

Have you ever loved someone? Yes.

Who would you like to see right now? My best friend.

Have you ever fired a gun? Nope

Do you like to travel by plane? It's cool.

Right-handed or Left-handed? Right

Are you missing someone? Yes My best friend.

Do you have a tattoo? No.

Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Depends.

Are you hiding something from someone? Yes.

ARE YOU 18? No.


FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? Thank you for waking me up, I just had a nightmare.



WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? Everything about me.


FAVORITE HANGOUT? Aftercare. (Sorta it's the only place I can see all my friends and just relax.)

3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? My Cell, My Caps and My Family.

FAVORITE SONG? Hero-Sterling Knight, Brick By boring Brick-Paramore, Real wild Child-Everlife, I won't say I'm in Love- Cheetah girls.



WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? 4Eyes, annoying, Twit (Thanks Dylan).



STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? My Cell Phone. But then I would need the charger and electricity.

FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? All commercials are annoying!


Whats your favorite color? Red

WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? Any random cap and Cell. (I like wearing caps)


WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? One t ime I made a wish.


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Alex: Quick! Quick! He fainted. Someone give me a pen. I love drawing mustaches on people who can't stop me!

Alex: I bet you he has a pen on him!
Justin: [goes back to Alex and drags her away] Alex, stop that! It looks illegal!

Alex: When you love somebody, set them free.. And if they really love you, they’ll come back. If they don’t, then it was never meant to be.

Jerry: Okay, are you ready for your word, Max-
Max: [interrupts] Max! M-A-C-K-S. Max.
Jerry: Th-that isn't your word that's your name...and you mis-spelled it!

Max: [shakes head] I should've asked for a definition.

Alex: And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.

Max: [Stands up] I have a magnifying glass, will that help?
Justin: She's not tiny!
Max: You said she was an ant!

Alex: Oh OK, this guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill its slot [a brick appears] oh, its a pretty dove.

Max: This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill with snot. [dove sneezes] I said snot didn't I?

Max: [To Justin] Hey, thanks for not eating me.

Alex (with Justin joining in): Right to clear it come on let's hear it! 23, left 8 digits, but don't fidget, 31. Now for the last, don't go too fast! 6 and you're off to class! WHOO!

Max: At least give me a spell to fix this!
Alex: [calls] You're on your own, jerkface!
Max: Thank you! [takes out wand, and tries to cast spell] 'You're on your own, jerkface!'

Random Girl: [Gasps] Alex Russo has a book!

Alex: TJ, why don't you take out your sketch pad and draw yourself a detention slip?
TJ: I'll show you a detention slip!
Alex: Good, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
TJ: Well that backfired.

Justin: [Talking on the phone] Mom, Dad, Can I be in charge? What if there was a tidal wave, THEN can I be in charge? YES!! [Hangs up phone and blows a whistle] Okay, I'm in charge.

Jerry: Ooh! A catwalk! [Walks on it like a model]

Alex and Harper: [Singing the Funky Hat Song] What's that? A hat? Crazy, funky, junky hat! Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? We've been there, we've done that! We see right through your funky hat!

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer



No U Hang Up (Like so true because I hate hanging up first)


Sweet Dreams


Eenie Meenie

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

Got To Believe




Ska-Rumba (That doesn't sound right)




I Wanna Know You.


I Wanna Be Like You (Yeah I do actually)


I Fly (Cool I fly, thanks mom and dad)


Can't Be Tamed (Not A Really Big Fan Of That Song)


Die Beste Medisyne (Yeah I have Some Afrikaans Songs Too You Know)


Se Net Ya (OK??????)


I'll Be (Go Justin Bieber!!!)


Once Upon A Dream


Switch (Ya that would be the worst LOL)


Aiko Aiko (I'm guessing That Means I Don't Know)


Come In With The Rain (If I came into my house with the rain I would sooo regret that)


Over it.


Cha Cha Slide (I don't see why I would cry)


I wanna be famous (I guess not)


One Less Lonely Girl (OK Awkward)


Bet On It (Really No Kidding)


Fabulous (I guess That Means my life's too fabulous to change anything or something like that)


Never On A Sunday (But it's not Sunday today)

Hey listen to this

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful women sitting alone at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?"

She responds by yelling at the top of her lugs, "No I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologies she smiles at him and says. "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then you see. I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassed situations."

The man responds, at the top of his lugs "no I will not pay $200!"

At a large college there was a Football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that he was cheating, but he just couldn't catch him.
One day she was grading a test and she noticed that the smart boy had written "I don't know the answer" on number 10.

So she looked at the jock's paper and smiled. He had finally given himself away. His answer looked was:

10. Me neither


I am a member of Wolfclan!! Seriously!!!!

Twilight "Blonde" Jokes.

Bella, a brunette, Alice , also a brunette, and Rosalie, a blonde, were hanging out until some dudes came and kidnapped them.

They took Bella , pointed a gun at her and said "Ready, aim-"

Bella screamed "FLOOD!"

The guys looked around to see if there was any water around and Gabriella escaped.

They grabbed Alice, pointed the gun at her and said "Ready, aim-"

Alice screamed "DUST STORM!"

The guys looked around to see if there was any dust and she escaped.

They finally grabbed Rosalie , pointed the gun to her and said "Ready, aim-"

Suddenly, Rosalie screamed "FIRE!"

And they shot her.

Rosalie Hale was so stupid that...

-she called me to get my phone number.

-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

-she tried to drown a fish.

-she thought a quarterback was a refund.

-she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

-she tripped over a cordless phone.

-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

-she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

-she studied for a blood test.

-she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

-when she heard that 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

-when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

-when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

A police officer stops Rosalie Hale for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Rosalie's freezer?

A: She forgot the recipe.


Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches Rosalie Hale, the driver.

"Ma'am, is the a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

Rosalie replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

Q: How do you keep Rosalie Hale busy for hours?

A: Scroll down...

Scroll up...

One day Rosalie Hale walked into the doctor's office with 2 red ears.

The doctor asked what happened.

She said "I was ironing and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake.

"What happened to the other ear?" the doctor asked.

"They called back."

Meaning of my Pen Name:

D-Different. (Everyone is)



I-Irritating (That's what all say)

P-Pretty (I Guess)

E-Evil ;-D (Mwa ha ha)

A-Awesome (I know I am. LOL)




An iCarly Survey

What’s your favorite episode?


Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?

Don't have a iPod

Who introduced you to the show?

the TV

Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?


What do you predict for the characters in the future?

Sam and Freddie will get together, Spencer will get a girlfriend and Carly will get a boyfriend..

Who’s your favorite character?


Who’s your favorite girl?


Who’s your favorite guy?


What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?

Not sure.

What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?

When Sam sticks her tongue in Freddie's ear.

What’s your favorite Spam moment?

I'm not a Spam fam... I mean fan.

What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?

When Carly took blame for what Sam did.

What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?

Whenever Sam and Freddie argue. That is the best.

Which episode title is your favorite?

iOrder a hot room.

Is this one of your favorite shows?


Seddie or Creddie?

Seddie! Creddie sounds like a fungus.

Season one or season two?

Season two (but honestly, I like season three a bit better).

Spam or Sam/Jonah?

I don't like either, but I guess Sam/Jonah.

Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?

iDate a Bad Boy.

Are you more excited for season two DVD's or “iFight Shelby Marx”?

iFight Shelby Marx.

“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?


Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?

SAM! It's kinda the same question as the seddie or creddie one.

Sam or Carly?


Carly or Freddie?


Sam or Spencer?


Spencer or Freddie?


Jonah or Pete?


Tureen or Wendy?


Sam or Freddie?


Granddad or Mrs. Benson?


Griffin or Jake?


Griffin or Freddie?


Carly or Spencer?


Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?

What, the make-out crew? I have no idea..

Nevel or Mandy?

Mandy. Quack quack

Nevel or Tureen?


Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?

Emmet he is so cute.

The girls on the show or the guys on the show?


How did you first hear about the movie events?

Previews, Wikipedia.

Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?

I already saw it, it was still good.

What do you think of the casting on the show?

Amazing! They should put... celebrities in.

Do you watch it religiously?


Do any of your friends watch it?

Not sure.

Do you think it will run a long time?


What episode did you like Sam the best?

iKiss, iQuit iCarly, iBeat the Heat, and iTwins.

How about Freddie?

iKiss and iBeat The Heat.

And what about Carly’s?

none she is whiny. So true.

Which character would you meet in person?

All of them! Sam would probably be the most fun, though.

Which actress would you meet in person?

Jennette McCurdy.

Which actor would you meet in person?

Nathan Kress

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.

Laying below the stars-
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Team Jacob/Team Edward
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner
Kristen Stewart/Ashely Greene/Nikki Reed
Kellan Lutz/Jackson Rathbone
Cliff Diving/Motorcycles
Angela Weber/Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley
Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley/Jacob Black

Random Things!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Roses Are Red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What happened to you?

If you are a Therine (a person who has an animals soul) copy and paste this in your profile

If you howl in the woods copy and paste this in your profile!

"When your man leaves you for another woman, the best revenge is to let her keep him."

If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Remember When
getting HIGH meant swinging on a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy is COOTIES?
when MOM was your hero?
and DAD was the man you were gonna marry?
and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?
when WAR was a card game?
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do



This is awesome.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, then please copy this into your profile. (Men are cowards when it comes to romance...)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

-(trams ma I!) eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

3: ever get that feeling that you're being watched? no? sweet, then i haven't been caught- i mean. oh...

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? Exactly!)

3. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,'
what does that make the Tennessee Titans? (SICK!!!)

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? (HAHHAHAHA)

5. There are three religious truths:

a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? (Good One)

10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? (YA)

13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ...
they're cramming for their final exam.

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

22. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?

23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

24. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99GyFmnH59s-Best song ever (You should hear it, Gabi. You would really like it.)


A human guy can only push you out of the way of a speeding car.
EDWARD can push the speeding car out of your way.
A human guy can only get you roses or chocolates.
EDWARD can buy you a half a million dollar Ferrari without you even asking for it.
A human guy can't protect you from a blood-thirsty vampire.
EDWARD can rip that vampire into pieces with his bare hands and teeth and burn the remains.
A human guy can only make you blush.
EDWARD can make your heart accelerate, make you start hyperventilating and eventually pass out.
A human guy would cry if he lost his girl.
EDWARD would KILL HIMSELF if he lost his only love. (and Edward sparkles!)

Twilight Quiz:

Favourite Character? Jasper!

Favourite Vampire? JASPER!

Second Favourite Vampire? Alice!

Favourite Werewolf? Jacob.

Favourite Book? Eclipse.

Least Favourite Book? Twilight

Favourite Quote - Twilight? "You are my life now." - Edward.

Favourite Quote - New Moon? "You're not asleep and you're not dead. I'm here and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that i was away. When i told you that i didnt want you , it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy." - Edward. It's long but it makes me fall in love with Edward all over again.

Favourite Quote - Eclipse? "Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever. Will you marry me?" - Edward.

Favourite Quote - Breaking Dawn? "Now you know. No-one has ever loved anyone as much as i love you..." - Bella. "You're almost right. I know of one exception." - Edward.

Favourite Film? Eclipse.

Edward or Bella? Bella.

Bella or Rosalie? Rose.

Rosalie or Alice? Alice.

Alice or Esme? Alice.

Esme or Carlisle? Esme.

Carlisle or Emmett? Emmett.

Emmett or Jasper? Jasper. (Obviously)

Edward or Emmett? Emmett.

Edward or Jasper? JASPER!

Alice or Emmett? Alice!

Jacob or Seth? Jake.

Jacob or Paul? Jake

Paul or Embry? Paul

Embry or Sam? Sam

Edward or Jacob? Jake.

What is your occupation? I go to school.

2. What are you listening to right now? Flo Rida- Club Can't Handle Me.

3. What was the last thing you ate? Sausages (MMM)

4. How is the weather right now? Uh, it's Durban. It's Frikin hot man! Can't wait for Kayla to come so we can go swim.

5. Favourite Drink? Blood... Hahaha No, it's ...actually Coke Cola

6. Favourite Sport? Soccer and Baseball (The way the Cullen's play it)

7. Have you ever dyed your hair? No. (*Sob*)

8. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses... sadly.

9. Pets? Just my dog, Bambi.

10. What's your favourite T.V shows? Avatar the Last Airbender.

11. What's your favourite films? I have so many I can't name them all.

12. What was the last movie you watched? Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore.

13. Favourite day of the year? 20 November because it's my crush's birthday.

14. What do you do to vent anger? Punch things but that's not the best way to do it.

15. Autumn or Spring? Autumn

16. What's on the floor of your closet? A whole lot of stuff. Can't even see the bottom.

17. Favourite Smell? A blood red rose.

18. What inspires you? My dreams...

19. What are you afraid of? Trains and frogs.

20. Favourite car? Lexus.

21. Where are you? My bedroom.

22. Look up, now look back, what did you see? The wall.

23. Stand up, close your eyes, spin around three times, open your eyes, what do you see? My window and through my window I can see the beautiful view that's by our house. (I live on top of a hill. That's Durban for you.)

24. What's your personality like? Funny (so i hear), kind (I guess), friendly, helpful (Sometimes), nutter, Cool and a Twilight freak.

25. Who do you have a crush on? Don't tell anyone, but there's this guy i absolutely love... His name is DC. (Sorry, can't write his real name. Who knows, he might be reading this right now.)

26. You have a million dollars, what do you do? Buy The Whole Twilight Series (I don't have them, I have to borrow them from my friend. THANKS GABI.)

27. Grab the closest thing to you, what is it? My Eclipse Book.

28. What are you eating/ drinking right now? Nothing.

29. Get a book, flick to page 57, line 19, and word 9. What does it say? I picked Eclipse. The word is 'more. Wow. It was the sentence where Edward asks "Are you sad to leave?" and Bella answers "More relieved than sad, I think"

30. Have a conversation with the closest person beside you, other than yourself. My mom is says "You better finish getting ready. We leaving now, now."

Twilight Oath. I LOVE THIS!

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1906

This would be the perfect tattoo for Bella

Bella's tattoo:

If any of these apply copy them into your profile:

I'm the kind of girl who spends hours holed up in her room, reading.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs when her mom tells her to look nice.

I'm the kind of girl who would take beatings for her friends.

I'm the kind of girl who could kick a dude's ass.

I'm the kind of girl who hates it when people mention her boobs.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs when people hit her.

I'm the kind of girl who rants and rants and rants and rants and rants and rants until someone tells her to shut up and she gets hit.

I'm the kind of girl who wiggles her arms when she's excited.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Littlewhisker Commander Gecko S. , Dovetail, Ezzaria26, writtensofine67, lightupmylife09, SeddieLover09, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX, DaniPeace.

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

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A Chase Down The Path Of Danger by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
Ms. Grace thinks that making the move into the new house is the perfect time to add another kid to the family, Jared thinks that's a shitty idea. Will he learn to accept his new sister when she might prove to be his only ally against an abusive Mallory and Simon? Maybe she will become even more than a "sister" to him. Jared/OC. UPDATED 7/15
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Jared G., OC
Carly Shay Meets Bella Swann by MarleyRoseND reviews
Carly moves to Forks, Washington and meets Bella Swann. Things get crazy as the heat between Carly and Bella gets more intense.
Crossover - Twilight & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Carly S. - Complete
Twilight IM chat by the2ndAliceCullen reviews
The characters of Twilight love to IM ! Post BD. Story no longer has regular updating. Some updating if you are lucky.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2009
iHate Miss Briggs by nopedeleted reviews
What happens when Miss Briggs really crosses the line of Sam, but Freddie is the one screaming? Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Mars by Wisdomlistens reviews
I couldn't resist-I hoped on the back, wrapped my arms around his waist, and we took off. "Hold on!" he called from the front. I was already clinging to him to him for dear life but I held on tighter, the sound of the wind loud in my ears.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Jacob
Moonlight by Olgakk reviews
He kissed me sweetly, his cold lips on mine causing a shiver to run up my spine "I love you,Alice," I smiled as his words brought me comfort and calmness. "I love you too, Jasper. Forever"my vision blurred and I welcomed the sweet darkness. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper
iGot a Chance of Siblings by Geekquality reviews
Sam and Freddie go and visit their long-lost older siblings in L.A. Chad and Sonny's long-lost little siblings are visiting. Coincidence?
Crossover - iCarly & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,815 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010
iNessie by TheVolturiGirl reviews
The Twilight gang create a webcast. When the iCarly people realize that iNessie is becoming more popular than them, they have a webcast rivalry to see who really is more better.
Crossover - Twilight & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010
Effects of a Love Potion: Artemis' Misery by Demigod1315 reviews
AU. Aphrodite and Hecate brewed a love potion to make 4 guys fall madly in love with Artemis. But it seems that she became interested in one of the guys...maybe.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Artemis, Aphrodite
Bridge Throughout Time by Princess Alethea reviews
There's a new King and Queen of Terabithia...In the present day,2 new kids find Terabithia. Will the magic still exsist? Are the imaginations of modern kids good enough? And what happened to the original King, Jesse Aarons? FINISHED
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,795 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
The Sweetest Goodbye by arrossisce reviews
Even the best-laid plans go wrong. Freddie Benson learns this the hard way, and when his plans can take him no further, he'd have to rely on a certain Sam Puckett to get him through. Because the best beginnings start with the sweetest goodbyes. Futurefic.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iJump by hstyles reviews
Sam jumps onto Carly's bed from the trampoline with Freddie on the bed. What would happen if Sam landed in a different postion?A/N: Lol sounded wrong but don't worry it's totally clean. : iGot A Hot Room err Mix? Kinda? One-Shot. Seddie duh. CONTINUED
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iStart a fanwar: missing moment by Arianna4President reviews
...well, that's an iStart a fanwar: missing moment!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Not That Far Away by kimmystar24 reviews
What happens when Freddie and Sam admit their true feelings to each other? Seddie! But will Seddie be able to happen when their both across the country from each other? *for a more better summary, please read the Summary chapter*
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iHost by TitanicNerd3 reviews
The iCarly gang gets the chance to host the Teen Choice Awards, but when Carly gets an unexpected phone call her point of view of the group may change.A few unexpected guests show up. Seddie. K because I don't know what I am going to do with this story
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Top Ten Things I Can't Stand About Freddie Benson by xbRiDgEtx319x reviews
Sam writes a list. And hopes Freddie doesn't find it... Rated T for language!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Christmas Disney Princess Dance by PrincessSeddie reviews
The CDPD: A dance that happens at Christmas time.Where every girl can be a princess…Unfortunately Sam gave up and fairy tales long ago. Why?...What made her give up? What secrets does she hide? And will a certain dork end up too be her Prince Charming?...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iHalloween by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Ooh, a Halloween fic...4 days late, but it's all right! Sam/Freddie friendship, with some Gibby cause who doesn't love the Gibby? and Carly/OC! When Sam and Freddie go costume shopping together, what could happen?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
He Is by LibroAmante reviews
A Seddie Poem.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
She Is by LibroAmante reviews
A Seddie Poem.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDon't do it for attention by Xx-Cabbie-Seddie-Cailey-xX reviews
Short poem; very depressing. It made me cry as I wrote it. I got inspiration from this one friend on mine... :' Sad Seddie, sorta... It could be anyone because i didn't add names. T for suicide and blood.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sam P.
Eye To Eye by Kari Kurofai reviews
A Teen Choices class. A robotic baby that needs taking care of in order to earn a passing grade. Sam and Freddie. What could possibly go wrong? Seddie Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iMake A Bet by itssophiex reviews
When Sam pushes Freddie too far, he makes a bet with Griffin that he can make Sam fall in love with him, and then break her heart, but what happens when feelings start getting in the way? Can Freddie still go on with the bet?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
why? by CryingAngel95 reviews
one-sided Sonny/Chad sorta sad please r&r xXx
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
iM your girlfriend for 5 minutes by Arianna4President reviews
Freddie sighed again, then he went on his knees " Sam... I'll ask you just once... It's too embarrassing! Will you... will you be my girlfriend for five minutes? "
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Twilight Retold in Poetry Form by LibroAmante reviews
The story of Twilight retold in poetry form.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
iSell Penny Tees: missing moment by Arianna4President reviews
" How can you be so mean with kids? " Set after iSell Penny Tees, of course! :D
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWeird things and three, four, maybe even five by Arianna4President reviews
How many stories have you read about Sam and Freddie getting stuck in the elevator? I guess a lot. But that's different and RANDOM since I thought about it yesterday evening while I was half asleep! Read, review and forgive my errors! :D
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iSilence Torture by Arianna4President reviews
Sam Puckett has always liked freaking Freddie Benson out. Actually, it was one of the things she liked the most.So, when she woke up that morning, she realized she had to do something bad at him. ... She smirked as a sudden idea crossed her mind.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iStudy Grammar by Arianna4President reviews
Freddie has to help Sam with her grammar homework...will they fight or their true feelings will be revealed? If you wanna know... well, read it! :D
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iLike practicing with foreign languages by Arianna4President reviews
Can a war of insults in foreign languages between Sam and Freddie turn into something else? Read,review and forgive my errors! :D
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iFindFreddie by ronweasleyisawesome reviews
Sam finds Freddie beaten up... will she help him. The title on the story is iLoveCake but I changed it!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Sonny With A Chance of Wizards by KatelynKat reviews
When the Russo family travels to Hollywood, Alex fears she will be bored all summer. That is, until she meets a certain three named jerk throb who steals her heart. But where will Sonny and Chad stand? Please R&R!
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010
iWill Miss You by babewivbrains reviews
Freddie is going away to college and Sam needs to do something before he leaves. Seddie one-shot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Runaway Bride by Arianna4President reviews
Have you ever watched the film "Runaway Bride" with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere? Have you ever thought about how the story would have been if Sam and Freddie were the main carachters? If you have, that's your story! So, R&R and forgive my errors! :D
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iHire an idiot by Arianna4President reviews
Carly snorted " Are you in love or not? " " Yes " was Freddie's only answer. Carly snorted again " But you promised. You said you wouldn't fall in love with me as long as… " " I didn't say I was in love with you " said Freddie, looking at her.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
5,4,3,2 by abracadabra94 reviews
Ever wonder why Freddie always leaves off the 1 at the beginning of every iCarly? Well so does Sam! A fluffy Seddie one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAm Juliette Benson by hstyles reviews
It's 2026 now. What happened in the past 16 years? Seddie got married and had a girl named Juliette. Criffin got married and had a son named Jake. Jake and Juliette are dating. Oh! Also Spencer got married to Gibby's Mom and had a baby boy named Jackson.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Messing With Jacob by 12AngelofDarkness21 reviews
This story has been adopted by me from fairyrobot. I have only changed it slightly and continued it. Bella and Edward decide to have some fun with Jacob, using laser guns and cliffs. Humour. Please read & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010
That's why I love you, after all by Arianna4President reviews
Hello! Well, I had the idea of this story when I was on holiday in France and the gulls kept me awake the whole night. If you wanna find out what it talks about, R&R! WARNING: A little Creddie inside Forgive my errors!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iCarly with a Chance by Arianna4President reviews
What if the members of "So Random!" and Chad would be invited at iCarly? What if Sonny and Chad would notice the attraction between Sam and Freddie and viceversa? Seddie and Channy, of course! So, read, review and forgive my errors!
Crossover - iCarly & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Winnie and the Vampire by MarleyRoseND reviews
Winnie Foster sees Edward Cullen drinking the water and suspects the wrong thing.
Crossover - Tuck Everlasting & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Edward - Complete
Ashlee Seddie's Seddie 101 Word Challenge by digitalchild99 reviews
This is a response to Ashley Seddie's Seddie Challenge. Read it please, *inserts puppy dog face* I promise you its good. Rating may change to T. Don't own iCarly:
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Ember Island Player by Lao Shi reviews
Zuko and his family watch a play at Ember Island Player.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
iHave a Lapsus by Arianna4President reviews
Well, yesterday I watched agian iMust have locker 239, and an idea came into my mind. Just a little one shot without sense. Read, review and forgive my errors! :D
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Homeless Heart by Arianna4President reviews
Hi,that's a songfiction on the song "Homeless Heart" by Jennette McCurdy. I've never written about Harry Potter before, and I hope you'll like it! Forgive my errors and review! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Remember the Day by epic.is.what.i.aim.for reviews
Abby searches through Jay's drawer looking for an old picture. Instead, she finds a letter: brand-new with her name on it. But will Jay ever let her read it? 2-shot.
16 Wishes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Jay, Abby J.
Never Let You Go by miss-chad-dylan-cooper reviews
A Justin Bieber Story. : Lots of thought put into it too haha
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010
Out from Under by GhostWfiction reviews
"With trouble with the underworld stirring, Can Melinda keep her family safe?" My first FF open to opinions :
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Melinda, Jim/Sam
Confused by Arianna4President reviews
Confused. That's how you feel when your worst enemy asks you out. Sonny's thoughts after Chad asks her out in Falling for the Falls. Forgive my errors and review! :D
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sonny M. - Complete
iGame Night by Mlle. Madeline reviews
"Usually when Mom forgets to pay bills, I stay over with Carly and we have a game night. Only she isn't here, so that means I have to hang out with you." Seddie friendship, but there's a little somethin' somethin' if you squint a bit.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Do you think it's the right moment! by Arianna4President reviews
What's Sam doing outside of Freddie's window around midnight? Is that really what it looks like? I don't think so... Here the 3 R: read, review and forgive my errors! Oh, yeah, forgive doesn't begin with R, but still. XD
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Today was a Fairytale by Arianna4President reviews
I know other people wrote a songfic on "Today was a Fairytale" by Taylor Swift, but I wanted to try anyway! I just found out what R&R means! Or at least I think... So, if it means what I think it does, read and review! And forgive my errors!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Theory Of Imprinting by PenTheWillows reviews
A one-shot about why the wolves imprint.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
The Bet by Arianna4President reviews
...I don't know, really. Just a fic came in my mind while reading an other fanfiction! So, just read and, if you want, review. Still 14. Still Italian. Still begging you to forgive my grammar errors. :D
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Mary's Song by nienerz reviews
This is a fanfic about Harry ad Ginny. They are muggles, and they live a few houses down from each other. Harry's parents are alive. Song by Taylor Swift, characters by J.K.Rowling, plot line by Nienerz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
She's killing me by Arianna4President reviews
Sam and Freddie keep arguing... can a broken car and an odd song bring them closer?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iRemember by jesse's girl 95 reviews
A short oneshot where Carly and Spencer visit their mother, and wish her a happy mother's day. Please read and review!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
Here for you by krisiten reviews
When Carly and Sam fought during iQuit iCarly, did you ever wonder why he didn't choose sides? Maybe it was because of a certian blonde that he might just admire. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Seddie Game by Mixwe reviews
Freddie sits behind Sam in math class. Her hair, temptingly draped over his desk. Today, he was feeling a little more bold than usual. The clasic Seddie compitition unfolds. i bet you'll enjoy this!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Q and A time with Selena Gomez by Swaggin'withthe-illest reviews
It's Q and A time with Selena Gomez! The So Random! cast and the MacKenzie Falls cast answer questions for you! plase read and review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
iHannah by StarsBetweenSkies reviews
What happens when the hottest internet show collides with the hottest teen pop sensation? DRAMA. When Hannah is preforming on iCarly, she forgets one little thing as she leaves, her wig. Not a one-shot
Crossover - Hannah Montana & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S., Carly S.
Renessmees Birthday by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Nessie is turning 3 and Bella and Edward dont know wha to get her, so they let her choose. What does she choose and how does Edward feel about it? Complete for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Can we survive? by Amethyst Rose Chance reviews
Jane and Alec make it in time to fight with the Cullen's and Wolves in Eclipse agaisnt Victoria's newborn vamp army. Which is stronger? Alec and Jane's bond? Or their power? Will Jane live to find out? this story is mostly about Jane and Alec.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009
Rain by fanwriter66 reviews
Seddie! One-shot. T- just in case.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
¡Ay Corumba! by KeyLimePie14 reviews
One-shot. Freddie's Spanish speaking ways get him into some trouble with a certain blonde-headed girl who just happens to like hearing him talk in Spanish. 'It sounds funny.' And that's her only reason. FreddiexSam implied.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAct by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
Carly, Sam and Freddie auditon for Romeo and Juliette. What will happen and who will be with who? Could go either Seddie or Creddie u know which one i like better
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009
Dani Phantom by Tib Dunncan reviews
With a new girl in Amity Park, things are going to change drastically for Danny for one simple reson - She knows. She knows because she's not from Amity Park. She's from another universe all together. Rated 'T' for Character Death. Danny's P.O.V.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
iSpin the Bottle by XxThe Penny TreasurexX reviews
A repsonse to Smartbabie's challenge. When the group goes to a party, they play spin the bottle and Freddie lands on Sam! But Sam is the one who accidently spills a BIG secret!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWrite In My Diary by laughoutloud96 reviews
Freddie, Sam and Carly write in their diaries and secrets are revealed. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Kids of the Ghostzone, A Dani Phantom Songfic by Tib Dunncan reviews
A Songfic that I made during the creation of the Dani Phantom story that I have. I'm not completely sure where the idea came from, but the original song is Kids of the Future, by the Jonas Brothers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Dani - Complete
iSpin the bottle by Youtube Slut reviews
Sam Freddie and Carly invite over some friends and have a party. When it is spin the bottle time, Sam spins the bottle and gets Freddie. Then Freddie lets a secret slip. Seddie Smartbabie seddie challange
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWill Not Forget by SupahFreakyHyperSpaz reviews
Prom night at Ridgeway leads 2 dateless teens to finding something they never expected. Read and review!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
ikiss, the morning by beckyblonde reviews
what happens the morning after they kiss?.. my take on it.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Prank on Jacob! IM Style by Twi.MaxRide.Crazy reviews
Edward and Bella decide to pull a prank on Jacob...That's technically it. LOL.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Sam In 26 Chapters by InvisibleNinja411 reviews
When Sam is busted for setting fire to Mrs. Briggs' car, she is forced to write an alphabiography.She takes a journey and documents it in her darkly humorous manner. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2009
iBet He Likes You by SkyeNite reviews
Sam makes a bet, though for once its not with Freddie... but it is about him. Seddie! Script form but don't let that scare you off.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ilove you by Seddielover77 reviews
seddie. 6th story of all the linked oneshots. Sams back and what will happen when freddie see's her for the first time in three years?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Avatar Academy by imgabija.forgetyou.jk reviews
What do you get when you add Katara, Toph, Aang, Sokka, Jet, Haru, Yue, Suki, Meng, Teo, Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula, and a new proffesor in boarding school? Drama, crushes, broken hearts, and everything else you get from teenagers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2009
Spencers new car by MoreLikeYourGhost reviews
SEDDIE. Spencers new car is hot, but the backseat is tiny. What happens when two teens who hate eachother have to sit in there together? Seddie, that's what happens.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
First Kiss by JL Wrighton reviews
Freddie's thoughts during "iKiss".
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iHateKids by XxSeddieAddictxX reviews
Why Mrs.Briggs' really hates kids.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Mrs. Briggs - Complete
Survivor ember islands by Piano Man 101 reviews
28 eight avatar characters are stranded on a reality show on an ancient island in the ember islands chain.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008
Jacobs Story by KellerBeller reviews
The story of Jacob Black.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Jacob
Motion Sickess by PartyOnTheMoon reviews
-Suite Life On Deck- Bailey gets sea sick, and Zack tries to comfort her. Bailey/Zack Oneshot
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Ifelt fireworks by Seddielover77 reviews
3 part to #1 spinn the bottle and #2 7 minutes in heaven. Sam and freddie kissed but is freddie scared? -SEDDIE-
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Culture Shock by meterbroken reviews
Takes place on Ember Island, where truth is revealed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/26/2008
iSleep by StarFreak01 reviews
Don't you just hate those mushy teen romance movies? I don't, anymore. -Seddie- DRABBLE
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Jacob's Rant by cs333 reviews
ONESHOT in Jacobs pov about being a werewolf and the pack. Really Funny!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Teen Love by alpha-elder-dragon reviews
This story is about the modern times and everybody is not a bender, their just normal teens, with normal teen lives. It's about Taang, Zutara and some Sukka. And there is only two chapters that have lyrics in it. It's really great. Hope you like it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,604 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Aang, Toph
The Best Christmas Ever by BlackRose96 reviews
Draco gets his best Christmas ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jacob's Note by be my escape1 reviews
This is Jacob's response to recieving Bella's Letter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Catch Me by SereneCalamity reviews
Nora asks Tyler to catch her. OneShot. TylerNora.
Step Up - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Grounded by star54kar reviews
Ron loves flying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Damn Mudblood by lowbutt reviews
Damn Mudblood, how come every where I go she show up behind me? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
831 by stonecold13 reviews
Happy Valentine's Day! 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Am Your Enemy by EternalOphelia reviews
HrDr OneShot. Hermione comes to terms with her feelings for a certain blondhaired grayeyed enemy. But how will she deal with these overwhelming and ultimately wrong emotions?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crazy 4 My Enemy by air-supply reviews
Post HBP. Ron walks in on Hermione and gets a shock. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Learning to Fly by A-is-for-Amy reviews
Ron and Hermione Fluffiness ahead! Short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Long Awaited Realizations by whitticisms reviews
Harry and Ron had their turn, but when 11 year old Hermione encounters the infamous mirror, she recieves a shock and realizes she may not know as much about herself as she thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
April Fool by A-is-for-Amy reviews
Six year one-shot The other Gryffindors conspire to trick Ron and Hermione into admitting their feelings for one another. Fluffy and funny. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Notebook reviews
This is a little poem about why people keep journals. I wrote this last night, inside my offline journal. As well as the accompanying little rant/article on why I've decided to keep a notebook like I did when I was younger and watched Harriet the Spy .
Harriet the Spy series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
40 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black reviews
Disclaimers: I am not responsible for any, Ripping/shredding/tearing/beating/bruising/bleeding/general destruction of you or your property. 40 ways to annoy Jacob Black but be warned, I am not responsible for any damage that might come. REVIEW. Love ya.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Jacob - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Alice Cullen reviews
Here is 50 ways to annoy Alice Cullen. You asked for more so I gave you more. 50 ways to annnoy Alice Cullen. I am not responsible for any humans that might turn into vampires during the process of annoying Alice Cullen. Review. Thanks hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Alice - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Sam Puckett reviews
Here are 50 ways to annoy Sam Puckett. Warning: No characters were harmed during the making of this fic. I am not responsible for any injuries/deaths that may occur in the process of annoying Sam Puckett. PS this is Seddie. Read and review. Thanks. Bye.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
Freddie's Poem reviews
Sam writes a poem to Freddie expressing her feeling towards him. Hoping he won't find it. Sam has always kept her feelings bottled up but now she decides to let it. Bit short but really sweet. Hope you like it. Review. Love DaniPeace. Peace out people.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
You Belong With Me Edward's Remix reviews
You know that Jacob Black remix of You Belong With Me. Ya I made a Edward Cullen version of it. It's really cool. Please read and review. Thanks so much. I hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Lion and The Lamb reviews
A tribute to Twilight. I just love the lion and the lamb quote so I wrote this. You might actually enjoy this. It's a bit sad but I love it. I hope you like it. Defiantly my new fav. It paints many pictures in my head. Thank you :D. Read and ol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Sam's birthday reviews
It's Sam's birthday in 2011 and Freddie has something to say. He does not know how to say it though but when he does, how will Sam react? Will she be happy or will she be sad? Read to find out. Seddie Forever!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
OK This one might not be so good but still. From the episode 'iDream of dance' by the part where Sam falls asleep on Freddie's shoulder but with a different ending. Total Seddie. Obviously. R&R. iCarly rocks!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Big Promise reviews
Sam and Freddie make big promises to each other but what happens when Freddie breaks it really badly? How will Sam react? How will there relationship survive? I got this idea from a dream I had. Total Seddie. Obviously! Thanks. Read it, love it. LOL.Ok.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Adored reviews
A short poem about what Bella thought of when Edward abandoned her in New Moon. It's a one-shot and it's short but whatever.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella - Complete
Twilight: New Generation Werewolf style reviews
A Twilight story but it happened years after Twilight and it's with werewolves instead of vampires. It's like a whole new generation of vampires after Twilight so there are different characters. Some will be the same. Second chapter will be up soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010
Werewolf Rant reviews
One of my readers asked me to put a werewolf rant so I put one up. I think it's really funny. There are lots of reasons why my friend hates Werewolves so it might be long. Rated T for slight language. Please read and review and tell me what else you want.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Destiny reviews
A modern Zutara story with bending.Zuko's father is not evil.He's mother is still alive.He doesn't have a sister but does have a brother.He is not evil.He's dad's been missing for years and he, his mom and brother are fine.But what happens when a girl com
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Zuko, Katara
Twilight Rant reviews
OK so one of my readers asked me to put more rants so I thought I'd do one about Twilight even though I totally love it. It's from my friend's point of view at all the bad things about Twilight. She really hates it. So please R&R and try to enjoy. Peace.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
WOWP Rant reviews
This is actually my best friend. She hates WOWP and she had this rant so I recorded everything she said and wrote it on here. It's actually very funny because she pretends that she's actually talking to them and is in their world. But I actually like WOWP
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Will you die? reviews
Renesmee asks Jacob a very important question and is shocked by his answer. I know I just put a Twilight story in but now I have 2 because both of them were just sitting there, waiting for me to publish it. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
My Words, just listen reviews
Bella tells Edward all her dreams and desires and what she wants from him. She begs him for life with him. More like a poem than a story but it's really nice. Read and review. I'm obsessed with Twilight so I wrote this. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return to Terabithia reviews
What happens when Jess starts seeeing Leslie again. Is he dreaming? Is he going crazy? Will Leslie stay with him so he won't have to suffer the pain he felt everyday? Might be a one-shot or I may continue it. Just please review. Thx and enjoy.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Diary of Sam reviews
Sam leaves her diary at Carly's house and what happpens when Freddie stumbles upon it? What will he find out about her? My first one-shot so be nice. Read and review. Thanks.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Lilly and Zack reviews
A girl name Lilly was watching Suite Life when she finds herself on the series and starts having a crush on her best friend Zack Martin. Please R&R. Thx. Peace out. ZackXOC.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Zack M.