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Author has written 21 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Suite Life series, iCarly, Bridge to Terabithia, Twilight, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Harriet the Spy series.
Hey what's up. Mm... so I guess welcome to my profile and I miss you guys in Cape Town. I'll see you soon.
Yo whats up. It's me DaniPeace. You might know me from my reviews and now... I finally have an Account!!!!!!! Oh and if you know a publisher and you really think my stories are good then PM me, k? So here's my details.
My Profile pic is of Renesmee, this is the girl that will act for her on Breaking Dawn.
Name: Just call me Calista or Dani.
Fave TV shows: Avatar:the last airbender, Danny Phantom(DannyxSam), Ben 10: Alien Force and Sonny with a chance(DannyxSam), The original Yu-Gi-Oh!(Joey's MINE), Teen Titans (Raven is my HERO! and BB is awesome) Code Lyoko (UlrichxYumi!), TDI/TDA and a ton of others i forgot.
My crush: Let's just call them Tyler.
Ambition: Author (obviously).
Languages: Afrikaans (have you heard of it?) and English (obviously).
Fave movie: Spiderwick chronicles, Bridge to Teribithea,
The Harry Potter collection and The Narnia Chronicles.
Sex: Most definitely female
Favorite Movie Actress: Ashley Tisdale
Twilight: New Generation Werewolf style.
Ben 10 Alien Swarm.
That's as far as I have right now but I'm defiantly going to get more. I just need some inspiration.
Things I learned in life:
Don't touch stray dogs (You might just get bite and taken to the HOSPITAL for rabies. Not good.)
Don't cross the road when an old women tells you to (You'll get knocked over by a bicycle).
Don't run too fast in a jungle gym (You might get your head stuck).
Yeah I know I've had a lot of bad luck sometimes but that's what makes me stronger.
OK I'm a imaginative brown haired, green-eyed girl who loves Spiderwick.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-Love me or hate me personally I could care less
-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me.
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Tell the truth and run.
Silence is golden but ductape is silver.
When I'm at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if his Scar Senses are tingling.
Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? A Shark
3. Who's your favorite redhead? Victoria from Twilight.
5. Last book you read? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azcaban
6. Describe your mood. I'm tired.
7. Describe the last time you were injured? When I sprained my ankle jumping off a hill (No I wasn't trying to commit suicide.)
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Miriam or Dylan. ( My BFFL or my Crush)
9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock concert
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? A picture of ME!!!
11. Favorite Soda? Coke
12. What type of shirt are you wearing? Pajamas top.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation: Boat
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theaters? Eclipse.
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: David Archuleta, Taylor Lautner, Luke Benward, Josh Hutcherson, Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber.
16. Whats your favorite kind of cake? Chocolate Cake
17. What did you have for dinner last night? Fish (Where I live there are no Snoek. Durban sucks)
18. Look to your left, what do you see? My computer tower.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No.20. Favorite toy as a child? My soccer ball (BTW I Am still a kid so that is still is my fave toy)
21. Do you buy your own groceries? No (STILL A KID)
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? I guess so. So what?
23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms? Its been a while
24. Whats your favorite fruit? Watermelons and Strawberries
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? No.
26. Do you like running long distances? Sometimes depends on my mood.
27. Have you ever eaten snow? Yes it's just ice.
28. What color are your bedsheets? Red, Black and white
29. Whats your favorite flower? Roses
30. Do you do ballet? No and I never want to.
31. Do you listen to classical music? Sometimes
32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? Ben 10. (Remember Miriam?)
34. What temperature is it outside right now? Mild.
35. Do people consider you smart? Yes I guess so.
36. How many piercings do you have? Nothing.
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? Yes LOL
39. How do you feel about your family? They're the best. (And I miss them so much)
40. Do you have an iPod? Nope
41. What time do you go to bed? On week days 8:30
42. What CD is currently in your CD player? Justin Bieber's cd.
43. What movie do you know every line to? The Spiderwick Chronicles, Twilight and New Moon.
44. What is your favorite salad dressing? Italian
45. What do you want for Christmas this year? A telescope, a real photographer's camere or a drum set.
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? My cousin (London)
47. Do you like hugs? Yeah I guess.
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? When I did my English oral.
49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? When they say Chantelle instead of Chante'. (Deaf people)
3. Who will fill this survey out after you? How the hell should I know?
4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? My gran.
5. Do you love anyone? My Family and friends of course.
6. Are you happy? Most of the time
7. Where was the last place you went shopping? Pavillion mall.
8. How do you feel about your hair? I don't really care about my hair. (My hair is irritating)
10. Last thing you ate/drank? Milo cereal.
11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now? Back home in Cape Town. (Miss you guys)
12. Do you have any pet peeves? When Girls get jealous just because you're talking to their EX. (Yeah I'm talking about you, Caitlin)
13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? My heart shaped necklace.
15. Do you like math? I HATE it! but I'm really good at it for the most part.
19. Favourite soccer team? Liverpool, Barcelona, Brazil, Portugal, Ghana and Bafana Bafana.
21. Last restaurant you went to? Spur ;-D.
22. Who was the last person to call you? Miriam.
23. What’s your sign? Capricorn
24. Do you have a favorite number? 11
26. What do you spend the majority of your money on? Books.
27. Where does your family live? In a House! Duh.
28. Are you an only child or do you have siblings? Only Child
32. Whats your favorite color? Red
41. Last time you saw your parents? Mom- 1 hour ago (She's at work), dad-1hour ago (He's sleeping)
42. Do you have any talents? Writing (Duh) oh and dancing (Sorta)
43. Ever been in a wedding? Yes I was the ring girl in my aunt's wedding.
45. Last movie you watched? Bakgat 2.
46. Are you missing anyone at the moment? Yes my family in Cape Town. (Love you guys)
47. Did you take a nap today? Nope (But I did yesterday)
49. Ever been on a cruise? No (I wish)
50. Did you notice number 40 was missing? Yes. And 33, and 34, and 35 and... LOL.
52. Do you have any wealthy friends? Nope.
53. Ever met anyone famous before? I wish. lol.
54. Favorite actor? Nathan Kress
55. Favorite actress? Jennette McCurdy.
57. Could you handle being in the military? Yeah way easy.
58. Are you hungry or thirsty? Both.
59. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonald's and KFC. (MMM... Corneto and Krushers. LOL)
62. Do you own a camera phone? Yes.
64. Do you believe in Karma? Not really sort of.
65. Can you speak any other languages? If Afrikaans counts then yes. English and Afrikaans. And I'm learning Zulu in my new school and trying to teach myself Spanish. (Miriam you better learn alot of languages too if you still wanna travel the world)
79. Do you have your wisdom teeth? yes
80. Favorite place to be? Hermanus or Cape Town.
81. Have you been to New York City? no
82 Favorite sit down restaurant? Macdonalds.
83. Ever been to Disney Land? No
84. Do you have a favorite cartoon character? Zuko on Avatar: The last airbender.
85. Last thing you cooked? Ugh... (I don't really cook)
86. How is the weather today? Mild-ish.
87. Do you email? Yes. (I email all my BFFL's)
88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill? From my bff Miriam.
92. Do you drunk dial/text? Nope
93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? Hugged with it.
94. What is the best city in the state that you live in? Cape Town or Durban.
96. Did you just die? What do you think?
97. Are you bored right now? Really bored.
98. Last concert you went to? Skouspel.
99. What do you think about before you go to bed? idk. lol. I listen to music before I go to bed
What are your plans for tomorrow? Stay home and play computer.
80 random questions.
Whats your middle name? Jessica but call me Jesse*
How big is your bed? Double bed
What are you listening to right now? Too late to listen to music says parents
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 3126
What was the last thing you ate? Soup.
Last person you hugged? My daddy.
How is the weather right now? Cold and rainy.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Chelsea My cousin.
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? Their Eyes
Favorite type of Food. Italian
Do you want children? Sort of.
Do you drink? Nope
Hair color? Brown.
Eye colour? Green.
Do you wear contacts/glasses? I have Glasses
Favorite holiday? Tie between Christmas.
Favorite Season? Summer
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Not yet.
Last Movie you Watched? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
What books are you reading? Harry Potter series.
Piercings? My ears are pierced but I took my earrings out.
Favorite Movie?Bridge to Teribithea, The Spiderwick series, The Narnia series and Twilight:New moon.
Favorite college football Team? Don't think so.
What were you doing before filling this out? Updating my profile.
Any pets? 1
Dogs or cats? Dog
Have you ever loved someone? Yes.
Who would you like to see right now? My best friend.
Have you ever fired a gun? Nope
Do you like to travel by plane? It's cool.
Right-handed or Left-handed? Right
Are you missing someone? Yes My best friend.
Do you have a tattoo? No.
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Depends.
Are you hiding something from someone? Yes.
ARE YOU 18? No.
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? I guess so.
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? Thank you for waking me up, I just had a nightmare.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? My Cd Player and My Cell.
GRILLED OR FRIED? Grilled
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? Everything about me.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No
FAVORITE HANGOUT? Aftercare. (Sorta it's the only place I can see all my friends and just relax.)
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? My Cell, My Caps and My Family.
FAVORITE SONG? Hero-Sterling Knight, Brick By boring Brick-Paramore, Real wild Child-Everlife, I won't say I'm in Love- Cheetah girls.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Trains.
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? both
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? 4Eyes, annoying, Twit (Thanks Dylan).
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? Doesn't have one.
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? Chantelle.
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? My Cell Phone. But then I would need the charger and electricity.
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? All commercials are annoying!
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? My guitar.
Whats your favorite color? Red
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? Any random cap and Cell. (I like wearing caps)
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? A Author (Still am I KID!!)
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? One t ime I made a wish.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? Pray.
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Alex: Quick! Quick! He fainted. Someone give me a pen. I love drawing mustaches on people who can't stop me!
Alex: I bet you he has a pen on him!
Alex: When you love somebody, set them free.. And if they really love you, they’ll come back. If they don’t, then it was never meant to be.
Jerry: Okay, are you ready for your word, Max-
Max: [shakes head] I should've asked for a definition.
Alex: And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.
Max: [Stands up] I have a magnifying glass, will that help?
Alex: Oh OK, this guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill its slot [a brick appears] oh, its a pretty dove.
Max: This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill with snot. [dove sneezes] I said snot didn't I?
Max: [To Justin] Hey, thanks for not eating me.
Alex (with Justin joining in): Right to clear it come on let's hear it! 23, left 8 digits, but don't fidget, 31. Now for the last, don't go too fast! 6 and you're off to class! WHOO!
Max: At least give me a spell to fix this!
Random Girl: [Gasps] Alex Russo has a book!
Alex: TJ, why don't you take out your sketch pad and draw yourself a detention slip?
Justin: [Talking on the phone] Mom, Dad, Can I be in charge? What if there was a tidal wave, THEN can I be in charge? YES!! [Hangs up phone and blows a whistle] Okay, I'm in charge.
Jerry: Ooh! A catwalk! [Walks on it like a model]
Alex and Harper: [Singing the Funky Hat Song] What's that? A hat? Crazy, funky, junky hat! Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? We've been there, we've done that! We see right through your funky hat!
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
No U Hang Up (Like so true because I hate hanging up first)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
4. WHAT IS 2+2?
Got To Believe
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ska-Rumba (That doesn't sound right)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Wanna Know You.
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Wanna Be Like You (Yeah I do actually)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I Fly (Cool I fly, thanks mom and dad)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Can't Be Tamed (Not A Really Big Fan Of That Song)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Die Beste Medisyne (Yeah I have Some Afrikaans Songs Too You Know)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Se Net Ya (OK??????)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I'll Be (Go Justin Bieber!!!)
15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Once Upon A Dream
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Switch (Ya that would be the worst LOL)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Aiko Aiko (I'm guessing That Means I Don't Know)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Come In With The Rain (If I came into my house with the rain I would sooo regret that)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Cha Cha Slide (I don't see why I would cry)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
I wanna be famous (I guess not)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
One Less Lonely Girl (OK Awkward)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Bet On It (Really No Kidding)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Fabulous (I guess That Means my life's too fabulous to change anything or something like that)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Never On A Sunday (But it's not Sunday today)
Hey listen to this
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful women sitting alone at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?"
She responds by yelling at the top of her lugs, "No I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologies she smiles at him and says. "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then you see. I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassed situations."
The man responds, at the top of his lugs "no I will not pay $200!"
At a large college there was a Football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that he was cheating, but he just couldn't catch him.
So she looked at the jock's paper and smiled. He had finally given himself away. His answer looked was:
10. Me neither
I am a member of Wolfclan!! Seriously!!!!
Twilight "Blonde" Jokes.
Bella, a brunette, Alice , also a brunette, and Rosalie, a blonde, were hanging out until some dudes came and kidnapped them.
They took Bella , pointed a gun at her and said "Ready, aim-"
Bella screamed "FLOOD!"
The guys looked around to see if there was any water around and Gabriella escaped.
They grabbed Alice, pointed the gun at her and said "Ready, aim-"
Alice screamed "DUST STORM!"
The guys looked around to see if there was any dust and she escaped.
They finally grabbed Rosalie , pointed the gun to her and said "Ready, aim-"
Suddenly, Rosalie screamed "FIRE!"
And they shot her.
Rosalie Hale was so stupid that...
-she called me to get my phone number.
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-she tried to drown a fish.
-she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
-she tripped over a cordless phone.
-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
-she studied for a blood test.
-she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
-when she heard that 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
-when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
-when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
A police officer stops Rosalie Hale for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Rosalie's freezer?
A: She forgot the recipe.
NEW INVENTIONS BY Rosalie Hale
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Do it yourself roadmap
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches Rosalie Hale, the driver.
"Ma'am, is the a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
Rosalie replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: How do you keep Rosalie Hale busy for hours?
A: Scroll down...
One day Rosalie Hale walked into the doctor's office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened.
She said "I was ironing and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake.
"What happened to the other ear?" the doctor asked.
"They called back."
Meaning of my Pen Name:
D-Different. (Everyone is)
I-Irritating (That's what all say)
P-Pretty (I Guess)
E-Evil ;-D (Mwa ha ha)
A-Awesome (I know I am. LOL)
An iCarly Survey
What’s your favorite episode?
Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?
Don't have a iPod
Who introduced you to the show?
Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?
What do you predict for the characters in the future?
Sam and Freddie will get together, Spencer will get a girlfriend and Carly will get a boyfriend..
Who’s your favorite character?
Who’s your favorite girl?
Who’s your favorite guy?
What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?
What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?
When Sam sticks her tongue in Freddie's ear.
What’s your favorite Spam moment?
I'm not a Spam fam... I mean fan.
What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?
When Carly took blame for what Sam did.
What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?
Whenever Sam and Freddie argue. That is the best.
Which episode title is your favorite?
iOrder a hot room.
Is this one of your favorite shows?
Seddie or Creddie?
Seddie! Creddie sounds like a fungus.
Season one or season two?
Season two (but honestly, I like season three a bit better).
Spam or Sam/Jonah?
I don't like either, but I guess Sam/Jonah.
Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?
iDate a Bad Boy.
Are you more excited for season two DVD's or “iFight Shelby Marx”?
iFight Shelby Marx.
“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?
Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?
SAM! It's kinda the same question as the seddie or creddie one.
Sam or Carly?
Carly or Freddie?
Sam or Spencer?
Spencer or Freddie?
Jonah or Pete?
Tureen or Wendy?
Sam or Freddie?
Granddad or Mrs. Benson?
Griffin or Jake?
Griffin or Freddie?
Carly or Spencer?
Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?
What, the make-out crew? I have no idea..
Nevel or Mandy?
Mandy. Quack quack
Nevel or Tureen?
Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?
Emmet he is so cute.
The girls on the show or the guys on the show?
How did you first hear about the movie events?
Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?
I already saw it, it was still good.
What do you think of the casting on the show?
Amazing! They should put... celebrities in.
Do you watch it religiously?
Do any of your friends watch it?
Do you think it will run a long time?
What episode did you like Sam the best?
iKiss, iQuit iCarly, iBeat the Heat, and iTwins.
How about Freddie?
iKiss and iBeat The Heat.
And what about Carly’s?
none she is whiny. So true.
Which character would you meet in person?
All of them! Sam would probably be the most fun, though.
Which actress would you meet in person?
Which actor would you meet in person?
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Loving each other-
Laying below the stars-
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Team Jacob/Team Edward
Roses are red,
Roses Are Red,
If you are a Therine (a person who has an animals soul) copy and paste this in your profile
If you howl in the woods copy and paste this in your profile!
"When your man leaves you for another woman, the best revenge is to let her keep him."
If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was
born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When
I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you
go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE STILL 5 INSIDE-NO MATTER WHAT AGE YOU ARE!
This is awesome.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune
If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, then please copy this into your profile. (Men are cowards when it comes to romance...)
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
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3: ever get that feeling that you're being watched? no? sweet, then i haven't been caught- i mean. oh...
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? Exactly!)
3. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,'
4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? (HAHHAHAHA)
5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.
6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? (Good One)
10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? (YA)
13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ...
16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
22. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
24. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?
-Best song ever (You should hear it, Gabi. You would really like it.)
HUMAN GUYS VS. EDWARD CULLEN
A human guy can only push you out of the way of a speeding car.
Favourite Character? Jasper!
Favourite Vampire? JASPER!
Second Favourite Vampire? Alice!
Favourite Werewolf? Jacob.
Favourite Book? Eclipse.
Least Favourite Book? Twilight
Favourite Quote - Twilight? "You are my life now." - Edward.
Favourite Quote - New Moon? "You're not asleep and you're not dead. I'm here and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that i was away. When i told you that i didnt want you , it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy." - Edward. It's long but it makes me fall in love with Edward all over again.
Favourite Quote - Eclipse? "Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever. Will you marry me?" - Edward.
Favourite Quote - Breaking Dawn? "Now you know. No-one has ever loved anyone as much as i love you..." - Bella. "You're almost right. I know of one exception." - Edward.
Favourite Film? Eclipse.
Edward or Bella? Bella.
Bella or Rosalie? Rose.
Rosalie or Alice? Alice.
Alice or Esme? Alice.
Esme or Carlisle? Esme.
Carlisle or Emmett? Emmett.
Emmett or Jasper? Jasper. (Obviously)
Edward or Emmett? Emmett.
Edward or Jasper? JASPER!
Alice or Emmett? Alice!
Jacob or Seth? Jake.
Jacob or Paul? Jake
Paul or Embry? Paul
Embry or Sam? Sam
Edward or Jacob? Jake.
What is your occupation? I go to school.
2. What are you listening to right now? Flo Rida- Club Can't Handle Me.
3. What was the last thing you ate? Sausages (MMM)
4. How is the weather right now? Uh, it's Durban. It's Frikin hot man! Can't wait for Kayla to come so we can go swim.
5. Favourite Drink? Blood... Hahaha No, it's ...actually Coke Cola
6. Favourite Sport? Soccer and Baseball (The way the Cullen's play it)
7. Have you ever dyed your hair? No. (*Sob*)
8. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses... sadly.
9. Pets? Just my dog, Bambi.
10. What's your favourite T.V shows? Avatar the Last Airbender.
11. What's your favourite films? I have so many I can't name them all.
12. What was the last movie you watched? Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore.
13. Favourite day of the year? 20 November because it's my crush's birthday.
14. What do you do to vent anger? Punch things but that's not the best way to do it.
15. Autumn or Spring? Autumn
16. What's on the floor of your closet? A whole lot of stuff. Can't even see the bottom.
17. Favourite Smell? A blood red rose.
18. What inspires you? My dreams...
19. What are you afraid of? Trains and frogs.
20. Favourite car? Lexus.
21. Where are you? My bedroom.
22. Look up, now look back, what did you see? The wall.
23. Stand up, close your eyes, spin around three times, open your eyes, what do you see? My window and through my window I can see the beautiful view that's by our house. (I live on top of a hill. That's Durban for you.)
24. What's your personality like? Funny (so i hear), kind (I guess), friendly, helpful (Sometimes), nutter, Cool and a Twilight freak.
25. Who do you have a crush on? Don't tell anyone, but there's this guy i absolutely love... His name is DC. (Sorry, can't write his real name. Who knows, he might be reading this right now.)
26. You have a million dollars, what do you do? Buy The Whole Twilight Series (I don't have them, I have to borrow them from my friend. THANKS GABI.)
27. Grab the closest thing to you, what is it? My Eclipse Book.
28. What are you eating/ drinking right now? Nothing.
29. Get a book, flick to page 57, line 19, and word 9. What does it say? I picked Eclipse. The word is 'more. Wow. It was the sentence where Edward asks "Are you sad to leave?" and Bella answers "More relieved than sad, I think"
30. Have a conversation with the closest person beside you, other than yourself. My mom is says "You better finish getting ready. We leaving now, now."
Twilight Oath. I LOVE THIS!
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1906
This would be the perfect tattoo for Bella
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