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Author has written 7 stories for Sonny with a Chance.

Welcome to the stories of TheUnderstatement... I'm Evie, unwilling inhabitant of the British Isles. SWAC and Glee writer, as well as beta to anything that tickles your fancy. Feel free to PM me.. I love to chat!


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Stories on hiatus: Guide To Buying a Gift For Your Personal Sunshine.

One shots: Chad With An Urge, The Curious Case of the Dylan Cooper Ring.

Complete stories: Sonny With A Chance of a Road Trip.

Stories in progress: Sonny With A Chance of Meeting the Parents, Songs of My Life.

Coming soon: Stockings, With A Click Of Your Fingers, Pills.

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Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,134 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 4,304 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Tumbled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #289: "Contagion"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 289 - Words: 283,862 - Reviews: 8214 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Goodnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. The last thing Burt Hummel wanted was a foster kid, especially one as skittish as Kurt. But when he finds out that Kurt has been viciously abused, it changes the game. Maybe he needs this kid as much as the kid needs him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stop Loss by YourFairyGodfather reviews
AU. Kurt Hummel never went to McKinley, developing his talents at Carmel as the protégé of Jesse St James instead. Everything is going according to plan, until the day a beautiful, damaged transfer student named Blaine throws his world upside down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 246,032 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Touch of the Fingertips by poisonivy231 reviews
Kurt has barely ever made contact with anyone because he is a faerie. This is a creature, or person, which makes a connection when it touches another. When Kurt accidentally meets Blaine Anderson, this becomes an even greater problem than he predicted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,920 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Coward On the Phone by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Karofsky is expelled, and Kurt is thrilled. He's not leaving Dalton -mostly due to Blaine- but being able to visit Mckinley without fear sounds like a dream. Until he gets a chilling phone call... Stalking, violence, possible character death or rape.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,571 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Consonance & Dissonance by whenidance reviews
AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor. Warnings: Student/Teacher Relationship both over the age of 18
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,714 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
Under Oath by poisonivy231 reviews
In a dystopian society, homosexuals are forced to marry at 18 and consummate the marriage within 24 hours. With no choice in who their partner is, Kurt and Blaine meet and are married at their wedding. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 201,105 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dismantle the Sun by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
The story of Blaine Anderson and the idea that he can't save everyone. But he can try anyway.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,292 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tie by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Blaine Anderson has always been a responsible kid. Joe Anderson is shocked and upset to find that Blaine is having sex with his new boyfriend behind the locked door of his room. But it soon becomes much more sinister. Kurt/Blaine. Implied rape, non-con.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,134 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Cirque de Joie by Sharmain reviews
Blaine has been part of the Cirque de Joie for most of his life, being the 'handy man' around the circus. He yearns to be a performer but he has none of the talent. Just when he thought there was nothing left for him, a new aerialist joins the Cirque. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,548 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Another Story by ckofshadows reviews
It's okay if you're mad at me, as long as you're mine. Are you still mine? /Sequel to The Secret/
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,474 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When You Look At Me by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
An assortment of tumblr drabbles/oneshots of varying lengths, some AU, some prompted and some based on artwork. All Klaine, with gratuitous amounts of fluff, and some of it future... but not all . Guest appearances by New Directions and the Warblers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,045 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011
At World's End by Vesper212 reviews
While traveling to be happily ever after with Blaine, Kurt was kidnapped by the Pirate Karofsky. Captain Blaine will not rest until his beloved is back in his arms. Klaine & Finchel, w/ Kurtofsky & Puckurt. Kink-Meme Fill. Smut/Non-Con.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,123 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Art or Nothing by Wolcott reviews
AU. Kurt is an art student, Blaine is a figure model. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Straight Laced by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Blaine is a jerk in a suit who works behind a desk and needs a new secretary. It's a good thing Kurt is perfect for the job. Basically just an excuse for lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Body Betrays Me by EmilianaDarling reviews
Ella Enchanted-inspired AU. Kurt is magically compelled to follow orders. His roommate at Dalton, Dave Karofsky, takes advantage. Blaine just wants to make everything all right again.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,041 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shy by Salazarfalcon reviews
From the Glee Angst Meme: Kurt and Blaine are both pretty touch-starved and it's wearing down on them both. Kurt can't initiate even though he'd absolutely kill for a decent hug and Blaine just wants to trust someone enough to be able to ask for it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Oh Poor Me, Oh Poor You by rayychel infinity reviews
"It's a boy, Blaine realizes after a minute or two. A very, very pretty brunet boy with pale skin and green-blue eyes that shimmer and change colors seemingly whenever they feel like it." Treatment facility AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine's First Day At McKinley High by GlassParade reviews
...the long title is "Blaine's First Day At McKinley High OR, Done To Death: The Perils of Trope Abuse." Cracky parody general ensemble fluff silliness set on Blaine's first day at his new school.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All Shook Up by blaineywainey reviews
Kurt Hummel has resigned himself to a double life in his 1959 small town of Lima, Ohio: a hot-shot Greaser by day and a romantic, music-loving fashionista by night. But Kurt's life is about to get all shook up; for better or for worse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,759 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Vesper212 reviews
Warblers in action! Dalton is taken over by hostage takers and Blaine is a BAMF. What do the bad guys want and will Kurt and the Warblers survive? I just want to see the boys kicking-ass. AU: Mystery, Suspense, Humor, Smut and some violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,875 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
in wake of restless sunrises by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Blaine makes a choice that might just change everything, in the best way possible. Post "New York."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ice Cream And Blanket Forts by ErikaBeeBee reviews
Kurt's smile lit up the entire fort; the entire room; the entire world. Blaine felt like he needed to put on his sunglasses. 12th insallment of 'I Love You' Written In Red Crayon.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love Language by thesoundofsunshine reviews
There are moments in life when we feel a connection, so deep words can hardly describe it. But, how do we know that it's real? This is the story of Kurt who meets Blaine and falls in love.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just Listen by foreternityblue reviews
Blaine was the social enigma of McKinley, until an unkown incident in sophomore year that drove him into isolation. Kurt is the bullied gay kid who was always interested in Blaine. When they're paired for a project, things might be uncovered. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,415 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,237 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
This Black Garden by The Cimmerians reviews
I'm going to call this a post-Christmas-ep AU, as it was outlined and partially written back when Blaine's character was not as developed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reasons by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine got a text: "As you seem to believe I don't know my own mind without some kind of meditation, I am now going to spend the next twenty four hours spamming your inbox with some of the reasons why I want this to work. Starting now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic by adi-rotynd reviews
Kurt is the canary whisperer. Blaine thinks it's charming. Wes thinks it's diabolical. For a prompt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Wes, Kurt H. - Complete
I've Got You Under My Skin by LolaInk reviews
Kurt and Rachel mysteriously swap bodies and get up all sorts of shenanigans. Like that movie with Jodie Foster? Yeah. Panic Room. Featuring Klaine and Finchel. Written with Mothergoddamn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes by monroeslittle reviews
"I'm Ms. Rachel Berry," she told him, holding out her hand. "I'm from Ohio, and one day I'll be on Broadway." In May 1934, Finn Hudson falls for the new Friday night singer at McKinley's. And then everything spirals out of control. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Teenage Kicks by gleekilicious reviews
New Directions and the Warblers go to NYC for Nationals, but typically nothing seems to be going right and the trip is unforgettable. Nationals is only the start of the story, and things get way more complicated. Who knew Glee club had this much drama!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,578 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
School Spirit by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt had managed to tell Blaine just about everything before his transfer to Dalton, except one extra curricular activity that had made him a bit infamous at McKinley High.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Blood Bond by The Minsk reviews
A/U. It's never been safe to roam the streets of Lima, Ohio at night. . .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,505 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Outbursts of Affection by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
It took ironic songs, a wild party, and a drunken Chad to get these two together. ChadSonny one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
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Stockings reviews
Sonny and Chad possess one certain trait in common - they both have a DEFINITE thing for stockings. Perhaps Christmas will reveal this joint obsession in a rather surprising way.. Chad/Sonny one shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Curious Case of the Dylan Cooper Ring reviews
Whilst searching through Chad's drawers, Sonny finds a rather recognizable small box hidden within his clothing. Does this mean Chad is preparing to pop the question... or is Sonny's excitement all for nothing? Chad/Sonny one shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sonny With A Chance Of Meeting The Parents reviews
Sonny is unpleasantly surprised by the interesting personalities of the parents of her heart throb boyfriend... will Chad hit breaking point? Two Shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Guide To Buying a Gift For Your Personal Sunshine reviews
It's Sonny's birthday, and Chad is torn as for what to give her. He eventually must resort to calling a certain blonde Random for help... he didn't realize that buying a gift for your own personal sunshine would have so many stages. Chad/Sonny multichap.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Sonny With a Chance of a Road Trip reviews
Sonny and Chad have no choice but to take their own 'mini road trip' to San Francisco due to a missed flight. Those two stuck together in a car for 8 hours? This should be interesting… My first fanfic, be kind!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,867 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Songs Of My Life reviews
A long series of Sonny/Chad one shots related to songs that come up on shuffle on my iPod/iTunes. Endless, just pop on alert if you enjoy... Rated T just in case..
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Chad With An Urge reviews
Chad is finding it VERY hard to resist a certain random... and a spurt of laughter just might tip him off the edge... Channy one-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete